>>1016100 Threadrot and drift is a real problem. On the one hand it would be nice if there were rules about not going too far off-topic, but on the other hand it's nice that the board isn't overly policed.

>>1016100 What NES game would Sargon play?

>>1016123 Super Turrican

Post some recent NES games.

>>1016123 He wouldn't play NES since he's Bri'ish. He'd be playing the ol' Speccy. Probably some games by Ultimate Play The Game, before they changed their name and sold out to Nintendo. You know, back when they were still good.

>>1016127 They're still made?

>>1016261 Not officially by Nintendo of course but yeah there's a a community of independent devs that make new software fore it. Not just the NES, that goes for most old hardware.

>>1016268 Micro Mages is like Super Meat Boy for NES. More fun with friends though and Anon doesn't step foot outside.

>>1016268 i'll show you Micro Magic with my micropenis.

>>1016127 Geometry Dash got some recent NES demake called Famidash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_esFwqUbjU

>>1016644 Just tracked down releases and it got a demo, 5.2. Not done yet.

Please help me set up this Blueretro NES adapter? The instructions are complicated, and I is dumbs about certain things. Would you please help me step by step, real time? (I was told to move this post here instead of making a new thread about it, so I'm doing that).

>>1030710 Are you about to do some TAS magic anon?

>>1030738 I don't think the Blueretro can be used for that. I mean... can it? Well, even is you can, no. That's not what I bought it for. Maybe later, after I have it working.

>>1030781 Are you the faggiest person ever? Top 5, for sure. Probably the very faggiest. And if you hate the nes, the classic games you mentioned, and Nintendo, the only answer to your question is old PCs. Research the DOS library of games.

>>1030781 >>1030796 Well, at this point your options are limited to the Sega Master System, Atari, Colecovision and Intellivision and even then the latter 3 are technically from the 70s. If you REALLY want to stretch it the Genesis and TurboGrafx-16 were released in 1989.

>>1030802 >Well, at this point your options are limited to the Sega Master System, Atari, Colecovision and Intellivision Don't brother with >>1030796 He's clearly trolling. Also, there's nothing a hater or the NES would get out of the Sega Master System, Atari, Colecovision, or Intellivision. >>1030796 >I also hate all forms of PC gaming (including MSDOS Retro Games and I also hate PC games like Atari ST, Commodore ETC) OK, so now I should say "play classic arcade games" and you reply "I should have mentioned, I hate all arcade games". Right?

>>1030710 What is the Blueretro adapter? Youtube might have guides.

>>1030912 There's one but its in spic https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=XjSP3JVnpp4

>>1030949 >its in spic So is 8chan, if >>1030710 isn't he could say what he doesn't understand.

>>1030949 >There's one but its in spic >>1030951 >So is 8chan Yes, I do understand Spanish. That video is 48 minutes long, which is discouraging because the length of it makes me think it's gonna be complicated and I won't get it... but that's a horrible attitude to have. So, I'll try with that one. See if I can follow the instructions. My goal is to pair the Blueretro receiver with these two marvelous devices for P1 and P2.

Oh, I remember now why I found that video intimidating. It's because the guy in it is showing how to make your own adapter and install it inside the NES. He even solders components. Which is fuckin' cool, but now what I'm trying to do. I got this kit already assembled, but it's not exactly plug-and-play. Allow me to explain...

>>1031022 I found the instructions. Here they are. Step 1 is, update the firmware. But that's no easy task! Look...

>>1031025 Says "Download the Flash Download Tools and unzip" And I did...

>>1031028 Here's the content of the zip... I execute the EXE, and...

>>1031029 I'm following it step by step, but at a certain step I fail. See? The website says >Select develop Mode >Select ESP32 So my window so far looks exactly as the example they give in the site itself.

>>1031033 And here's the issue. The files I need to use here, the first one of them being bootloader.bin I cannot find! It didn't seem to come with the zip file Says right there: >Select and check the first 3 binary files in the first 3 fields and match the option as in the screenshot And since I'm not finding that first file, I can't continue. Any help, please?

>>978796 Patch when?

>>1031035 You could try searching "github [software] bootloader" or something to see if any repos pop up.

>>1031044 >Patch when? I think it's a very simple and extremely boring piece of 8-bit software. It's interesting, but your curiosity can probably be satisfied just by laying it on an emulator not knowing what the 8-bit girls are saying. I don't think you would get a lot more from that experience than from a translation. But I could be totally wrong. And if they're not simple pieces of software, then they're probably very involved and complex simulations, which would be very interesting to see and the experience is gonna be totally different if they're translated, but that would require your full involvement, and I wonder if you'd actually play them. Maybe you would, but aren't there way better games for that kind of experience? >>1031046 I'll try anything. So, where exactly are you saying I should go find the files?

>>1031054 >That third one What a derpy looking lady. Her head is like 65% hair lmao. The first two look fine but the third one looks fuggen weird.

>>1031147 They all look like shit, the third one just looks worse than the rest. But that's ok, it looks so 80s and amateur, it's great! It's cheap amateur obscure sleazy 80s software, and it's meant to look like cheap amateur obscure sleazy 80s software.

>>1031341 >It's cheap amateur obscure sleazy 80s software, and it's meant to look like cheap amateur obscure sleazy 80s software Well said! These are very interesting historical pieces but I'm pretty sure they all suck as games. I wonder if they were good business. Probably made by extremely small teams, and whatever they invested they likely got back and then made profit, but I wonder how profitable they were exactly. This one is called Aki to Tsukasa no Fushigi no Kabe, and I looked it up right now and someone made a repro version which is on sale on AliExpress as a cartridge. The absolute madman.

Famidash, the Geometry Dash port, has been out of beta since 10 Oct and on v1.1 since 10 Nov. and may be GOTY among NES homebrews. It's by kandowontu. He's better known for 200+ SNES Fastrom conversions, Starfox EX, and being the romhackplaza.org manager who makes romhacking.net trannies mad. It has 2 player, and character palette customization, so in my screenshots, I played as a Spurdo Sparde and Gondola fusion. I completed 13 levels from the Play menu on Normal Mode with all coins. The game starts simple but later tests your skill where levels get like Celeste C-Sides. https://github.com/tfdsoft/famidash/releases

>>1043652 fugg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>1043652 >>1043654