sure, here you go champ

I've got nothing else to lose

here, take my NIGHTS

ganon's not gonna know what hit him.

Does this count?

Even in your secret operation, F O E

Maggots all of you are! I would not have been created by Nüwa if your life was not destined to end here!

I'll bite

Krunch

>>1168041 >There was something disturbingly familiar about the page before me. A nostalgic font and layout. >8chan.moe >The truth split my head open, a glaring light washing the lies away. >The sites in my memories were all made of the same kind of layout and user interface. Like some kind of sick imitation game. >I was on a 4chan derivative site. >Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

Got another failure in mind cowpoke?

Anything for burger noodles!

What are we waiting for? Looks like a textbook assault.

Bazz is in!

You need help smoothskin? I'd be happy to give if only these old bones would move proper again.

If the gameplay is shit I'm taking over. Fuck the story, mechanics is king.

I think stoats can eat shit.

>>1168041 Alright, what you need? If is a time zone thing you better propose a good timezone (im EU)

>>1168041 Yo buddy, still alive?

Alright team, here's the mission We need to bring 4chan back online Most of you will die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make Actually, I only need one of you to be completely honest. So we're going to do a little test run and weed out the unworthy Best of luck to you

Nothing more satisfying than deflecting a crit rocket into a group as pyro

>>1176965 >its a hunger games thread. Should have known. Harold is going to body everyone.

>>1176965 I don't even know how those things play but I remember a few funny screenshots

the bottled fairy gang must be killed 22 times to stay dead. ez.

A mostly uneventful opening as everyone sprints away. Except for one who I suppose was not a fan of lemon flavor. Oh well. Personally I'm surprised to see Krunch take off like that with his horrible acceleration

>>1177286 >pov: you like lemons

>>1177286 it somehow feels right that essex dies immediately.

It seems that Krunch was actually building up acceleration so his obnoxiously high speed output could be used for M U R D E R Meanwhile a certain hog begs for Black Swan to utilize her eldritch dommy mommy powers on his skull, but she wisely refuses the simping simp Maya accidentally decapitates Bazz with a sword while showing her how to properly use a weapon Lastly, four folks from dead franchises decide they can take no more and end it all in a suicide pact. And one of them was just plagiarism anyway

>>1176965 I knew it the second I saw 24.

>>1177536 Based Maya. Killed concord faster than concord could kill concord.

>>1177630 It's alright. Bazz will return in Concord 2: Marathon and Concord 3: Fairgames. Trust the Sony plan.

All in on Krunch

Rouge shows Krunch the value of being able to turn as opposed to going in a straight line Even in your fires, FOE Denton thinks Delcatty should get a job. Delcatty later questions her way of thinking Micah is awoken by nightmares of him being a piece of fucking shit and getting what he deserves Everyone raids Inspector Brownbricks camp while he's out making his trademark brown bricks in Minecrap Max Payne is fast enough to outrun a Sonic OC Black Swan takes no chances with Maya's swordsmanship, while Pixy refuses to put up with card game bullshit any longer

>>1177811 >fails to start a fire >gets set on fire oh stonetoss p03, what are we gonna do with you?

>>1177811 Live Delcatty cam

>>1177286 >Madotsuki finds a bag full of explosives sasuga

>>1168041 If it doesn't involve gunning down everyone at The Game Awards, I'm not interested.

Homer shows Maya a true display of swordsmanship. Being a true simp, he spares her so her skills may improve and she may challenge him again Arakune, poetically, loses sight of where he is Harold shows the downsides of being a smoothskin with a smooth brain Delcatty continues their existential crisis as Max Payne sleeps in a tree

>>1177811 I don't play loboto so it took me a second to realize how utterly appropriate it is Madotsuki hit it off with the nightmare creature

>>1178017 being delcatty is suffering.

>>1178017 Someone please help Tits the Bat, she's been nothing but kind

>>1178136 There can only be one, kindness is not a virtue

JC Denton, having obliterated Delcatty's pride, returns to try to take her life Krunch understands what it is like to be a joke and tends to Inspector Brownbrick's wounds Max Payne dies from exposure like a moron because he chose to sleep in a tree Maya is handed yet another loss, this time in a card game. Anime girls plus card games equals funni Harold calls Black Swan a smoothskin. This confuses it and so he leaves Even your petty crime, FOE Arakune kills himself like a fucking moron while trying to be clever

>>1178216 FOE has the bombs

Madotsuki ponders about how to get out of this weird ass level Rouge tells Krunch to pick whom to kill. He makes the morally correct choice and the entire world rejoiced. It turns out Micah's nightmare was foreshadowing after all Delcatty's body continues to decay It may not be brown bricks, but it is yellow simps Harold. Tree. Need I say more?

>>1178461 it's rigged it's ratophobia

Turns out you can't eat brown bricks Harold continues his smoothskin killing streak Someone with the initial CWC gives Homeronic a hatchet. Must have been a mixup. Delcatty continues to suffer through their horrible life Even in your bushes, FOE Aradia isn't satisfied with beating Maya in a card game and now wants blood Finally, Rouge yet again continues her streak of dunking on Krunch. Poor bastard just can't turn to save his life

>>1178685 >madotsuki didn't kill herself can't deal with it

A somewhat slower string of events Rouge attacks Maya but her frenzied swinging manages to fend her off Unfortunately, eldritch entities prove once again they aren't good at arming landmines Event occurs in the next post

A cloud of poisonous smoke fills the arena. Surprisingly most survive. Delcatty allegedly sacrifices itself to save Maya but in all honesty the thing was probably too beaten down to go on Ironically, the only other casualty is the one guy who should be immune to this. Must've been strong stuff. RIP.

>>1178978 >How'd I surive the poison gas? Didn't. Got killed

Even in your gravity, FOE Krunch plays a game of Inscryption and laments about how low tier he has always been Maya and Rouge engage in hot lesbian snuggling to make up for their last spat The Feast occurs Evidently Maya still held a grudge. She approaches Krunch who has dealt with Rouge many times. They hatch a plot and get rid of the bat. Evidently someone doesn't like card games JC Denton had contamination and mutants in his brain. There are only 3 left. Place your bets folks Will it be Phoenix's assistant and mediocre swordsmith, Maya? Will it be the eternal low-tier racer, Krunch? Or will it be FOE?

>>1179127 >Maya and Rouge snuggling DRAWFAGS I summon thee

>>1179127 Even on the winners pedestal F O E

>>1179127 >2 FOE kills This is why you never go exploring without Ariadne Threads

Krunch and Maya continue to chase each other as FOE sets itself up by the river Even in your water supply, FOE Krunch and Maya sleep in the cold as they prepare for their battle The winner is in the next post

i believe in you krunch

"My name's Krunch" >https://www.mariowiki.com/images/2/25/Krunch_%28overtaking%29_3.oga?8aaf5 FOE meanwhile fucking drowns because it tried to camp not by the river but in the river apparently Krunch is the winner and will be going with me on a secret mission to turn 4chan back on If it comes back remember it was all Krunch

>>1179379 Drowning in the river F O E Congrats Krunch, you did it. You saved 4chan. I don't know why you wanted to do that but whatever.

>>1179379 LET'S GO KRUNCH!!!! What's the next step of your master plan OP? Where can I keep tabs.

>>1179379 Ah well, second place ain't bad. If only it was an amphibious FOE... RIP Maya and FOE; congratulations Krunch

>>1179379 i knew he could do it.

>>1179379 Typical. Krunch is always broken when the CPU controls him

>Denton 4th place Huh. Usually my pick doesn't go this far.

>>1179379 GANBATTE KRUNCH, RESTORE THE KREMLINGS NAME!!!!

Just woke up Poor Delcatty, you can rest now darling it's okay

>>1178948 Even if it wasn't the most dramatic sendoff, I'm surprised Black Swan managed to make it as far as she did, even getting a kill under her wing.

2fort fast respawn 4 lyfe. They call me the friendly killer and destroyer of trannys

Maya sisters.. we tried

>>1185610 Weep not for her, she's with her sister now. And Pearl can channel her!

>>1179379 >>1178216 at least Max didn't die in a fight or from pain pill overdose

>>1310454 >8 hours ago How