Reminder HMOFA in the TES universe doesn't lead to half-beastfolk. Man and Mer can mix, but go outside of that race is determined by mother. Getting a Khajiit wife means you will have Khajiit children. Better hope they're not born on the wrong phase of the moons or you'll have to raise a sapient Panthera Fossilis in your home.

>ASMR cringe >ugly voice >Star Trek TNG season 1 tier makeup come on Todd, I know you have better taste than this

>>1302691 Todd couldn't even make a Khajiit VTuber?

>>1302934 Should have hired PatricianTV, as he already had a Khajiit model.

>>1302795 Oh but the stupid dwemer can flip themselves off reality, the stupid trees can bioengineer guerilla lizardmen, the emperor can turn a jungle into a stock europe fantasy, the fucking elves can create half-elves, and then suddenly the entire universe is against me making half cats no matter how hard I try? Bullshit.

>>1302691 >didn't cover the human ears >no khajiit ears Lazy.

>>1303046 You can try time conception in Lunar Lattice so they'll be born as Ohmes-raht. They won't literally be half-man, but they will look it.

People will forget about this remaster in a few days after the hype dies down. The modern bethesda audience doesnt want to play anything less than a mini map and constant waypoint markers

You can remove the beard with a mod now, fuckable argonians in two more weeks, trust the plan

>>1303197 Skyrimfags are actually enjoying Oblivion a lot in my experience

>update drivers fron 2023 to a current year version >game becomes unplayable, actually steadily drops frames to 1 and crashes if i try to load any new cell

>>1303302 roll back

>>1303327 yeah I'm trying amdshit isn't exactly good for that

>>1303197 I'm having fun with it. I really enjoyed Morrowind too. t. Skyrimbaby

>>1303351 rolled back and it's the fucking same WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING NICE HOLY SHIT

>>1303197 You can see a lot of Skyrim fans say they feel Oblivion is a better game if you look through normalfag discussions.

>>1303255 >not linking the mod https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivionremastered/mods/625 also pic related was known since day 1

Can my machine run this Howards latest masterpiece?

>>1303437 I have similar setup on windows, by default game recommended me medium settings (tried high but there were some lock ups in certain areas) medium was stable more or less for me

>>1303437 Not well. It's a turd. I know a guy with the same build but with a 3070 instead of 60ti, and shit barely functions. 'course, he tries streaming and recording at the same time and doesn't know what he's doing.

god i fucking hate everything and everyone why can't i just have ONE THING NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS NOTHING IT WAS WORKING FINE AN YOUR AGO AND NOW I CAN'T LOAD A SAVE

>>1303644 Calm down, pessimism is just gonna attract more misfortune

>>1303820 KILL YOURSELF I MEAN IT

>>1303644 >>1303886 why are you shitting your pants

>>1302989 is that guy a /vt/umor? If so, la mayo

>install the tweaked difficulty mod that changes master from x0.25/5x to 0.5/2x >hmmm yes this feels nice actually >have to install something else >open plugins.txt >difficulty mod isn't there i guess the vanilla master diff is okay once you have at least 75 in your combat skills huh

>>1303820 What the fuck are you doing here, karmafaggot? It's not real. >>1303536 Joel Vinesauce manages to stream and play simultaneously on a 2080. Not well, I guess, but he can do it.

post human women dammit

>>1302691 Wasn't there a easter egg or something about todd liking sexy Khajiit girls in daggerfall or redguard or something? So he personally created a live action version of his Khajiit waifu?

>>1303886 >>1305170

>>1305902 I heard Saddam is still alive and hiding under that hotel

>>1304350 He is a Youtube essayist "novelist" as he made a 8 hour Morrowind video, 12 hour Oblivion, and his Magnum Opus, a 20 hour Skyrim video, among other videos and he is now working on a Fallout 3 vs New Vegas video. With the Skyrim video, he had a few livestreams, in preparation for said video, where he would watch promotional videos, go through articles, and comment on other jewtuber's Skyrim reviews, to use as material for his video. At some point he started doing the V-Tuber, as a low effort shitpost, and now it is still a shitpost, but with a bit more effort, as the models are of higher quality. He doesn't pretend to be a girl, or pretend to have a parasocial relationship with the audience, it's mostly for shits and giggles. Now someone might say: "20 hours?!? Ew! Doesn't he know that brevity is the soul of wit?" Yes, it's why it's only 20 hours, as he only put the essential material for his video, trying to keep it is as concise as possible. Imagine looking at a novel, and going: "500 pages? Hasn't the author heard of short stories? Fuck that, I am going to Blinkist." Shitposting aside, I really did enjoy his videos, and I do think they are both informative and entertaining, so yes this is a shill post.

>>1305247 Most people like to attribute the magic resistance of Bretons to their mer ancestors, but that simply can't be. As their mer ancestors are the Aldmer, who are most closely related to Altmer. The Altmer having a weakness to most magics. So one might surmise that this racial trait must come from selective pressure of that the Bretons encountered in their enviroment. High Rock isn't any more magical than the rest of Tamriel, so it must be something to do with their culture. Bretons have a very cutthroat culture were people try to obtain as much power and wealth that they can. But that bit of their culture isn't what seems to have caused this little quirk. You see many Bretons are raised studying magic, conjuration being their most studied school. So much so that most conjurers you find around Tamriel are Bretons. Now you might be wondering why this is important, but you'll understand after considering such: flame atronachs. Imagine if you will that you're a young Breton boy just coming of age, your southern member has been acting funny recently. Then one day your magic tutor teaches you a new spell, summon flame atronach. Once summoned you seemed to become bewitched, the deadra's long elegant legs, her wide childrearing hips, and shapely chest steal all your attention. Feeling an odd sensation underneath your apprentice robes, you rush to your study chamber. What comes next is a long study session involving both conjuration and restoration spells. Those who had a lacking resistance though, wouldn't be able to handle this endeavor, leading to them being unable to procreate. Thus only the most magically resilient Bretons sowed the seeds of the future of High Rock.

>>1307178 >As their mer ancestors are the Aldmer, who are most closely related to Altmer. Technically all mer are descended from Aldmer, Altmer were just those who never left their sad island home and basically fucked their genetics all up. Yes even the orcs are descended from Aldmer.

>>1307226 I said that they were the most closely related, not that other mer weren't descendants of them. Speaking of the green skins. Orcs have a magic resistance and are often interacting with the Bretons, if Breton's resistance did come from miscegenation it would have been from breton-orsimer relations.

>>1303494 How many FPS on medium? Apparently I can get more FPS by using ntsync, e-sync and f-sync. Lutris has a toggle for that. >>1303536 [Science: 30] Of course its gonna run like shit if he is recording and streaming at the same time, since those task are CPU heavy.

>>1305247 I don't like how this is a direct clone of an existing drawing, but made anime and Sapphic. They should make original art, but anime and Sapphic. Like that wizard and Atronach 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖔𝖗 𝕺𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖇𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞

>>1307355 >How many FPS on medium? jumping between 50-60 outside(no clue what the fuck spikes it), stable 60 in the city high was weird, running around for a minute with same FPS then complete lock up and back to 50-60

>>1307895 I guess it's not too bad then if I can get 50-60 FPS on average on medium setting, I don't think I'd lose that much on graphical fidelity, maybe textures will look a bit less sharper since it's not loading giga nigga 4k resolution but I'm fine with that. I'm too poor to buy again a newer GPU, I spend already about over 1k NEET bux which took me forever to get, in order to upgrade my computer. Before that I was rocking a 12 year old boomer CPU and old as fuck GPU. >lag spikes Well that is going to suck. >complete lock up How much RAM do you have? I have 32GB.

Since Oblivion Remastered still uses this fucking shitty gamebryo engine does this mean you cannot install more than 255 plugins? I don't understand how this whole shit works since that game also is using Unreal Engine. Jesus fucking christ, Howard really loves his shitty Gamebryo engine.

>>1308439 It doesn't, pretty sure it's using Unreal Engine 5.

>>1308445 Game logic is all Gamebryo, graphics rendering is UE5.

>>1308450 Shit, you can do that? That's neat.

>>1307939 >How much RAM do you have? I have 32GB 16, might explain why that happened

Tiber Septim saw this and lost his fucking mind.

>>1311932 You just know there's someone seething that the elves are less ugly now.

>>1311932 Non human pussy hits harder than skooma.

>self-made enchanted rings and amulets vanish from the game if you drop them can't even properly prepare for the sanguine quest fucking hell

>>1311967 The npcs are still kinda ugly but at least their features are more rounded.

>>1312639 Wait, was that always the case?

>>1313189 i honestly can't tell because i've never dropped them, but sold them i also had to panic google to find out how to store shit in containers again because it didn't occur to me that in the remaster only one window shows up by default

Sex with Argonian mother and daughter, sex with Atronach

>>1313335 Justin won.

What happens if Elder Scrolls 6 takes place in Akavir?

>>1315012 I don't know if they're daring enough to go full weeb mode.

Proto-baneposting sighted in the Horror of Castle Xyr book

>>1313152 I was more talking about her eyes not being at a vertical angle like in skyrim.

>>1303420 cleared shadercache?

>>1316137 Eh they're slightly slanted. Not all elves have extremely grey alien slant eyes.

>>1316016 >Horror of Castle Xyr https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Tribunal:A_Star_is_Born In Morrowind, there's a quest where you can join a band of actors and perform the events from the book. You need to memorize it because your rewards get lowered for every mistake.

>>1303536 i have a 13600k + 3070 with 32GB DDR5 6400 CL32 and it runs at 60 FPS on a mix of high/medium/low settings at 3440x1440p (2K ultrawide)

>>1317964 That's amazing, I didn't knew there was such a quest. I actually love classic theaters.

Count Umbranox is talking about himself in third person again Classic bethesda moment

Anyone else experienced T-posing enemies? Gave me a chuckle

>>1320245 what facial expression is she making

>>1327262 She's wondering why he's not getting the bottles.

The pieces of the puzzle are slowly falling into place

>>1305902 Tell the hotel manager to ask every guest to switch to the room next to theirs. Sisyphus gets the first room.

>>1331752 I wish TES did the GTA:SA thing and have your character's body physically change while you get stronger etc.

>>1331768 This should be the standard not just in TES games. I also wouldnt mind permanent scars from critical hits, but coding that must be a bitch.

Does anyone else like to go on guard killing sprees? I hate guards so goddamn much.

It's fixed now https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivionremastered/mods/625?tab=description

>>1341842 Comparisions: vanilla with beard/no beard/no beard plus no ear fluff Which one do you prefer?

>>1342711 The first movie's atmosphere was absolutely immaculate. Would btw.

>>1342741 Yeah, you would. Faggot.

>>1342681 The fluff needed to match the "skin" color by default. Then it'd look okay.

>>1331752 smaller tits are a travesty

>>1317113 Bullshit. I've fallen asleep in dreams and did the Inception thing. Or is this one of those things that people say about dreams that are patently false like not being able to read things in your dreams?

>>1342741 Its actually amazing that the stars aligned and produced the first two HP movies. John Williams, a director who was good with capturing that whimsical 90's cinematography.

>>1344013 > Or is this one of those things that people say about dreams that are patently false like not being able to read things in your dreams? I cannot read in dreams. At best I can make out individual words, but they always escape my mind so quickly that I can never read an entire sentence.

>>1344013 It depends how intelligent/how strong your 3rd eye is. Dreams are less defined than reality because you're a further step down in the hierarchy. Think of a process running entirely within another process, necessary for it to be less advanced than the supra process. So your random NPC will have lower res dreams (which is why lowest common denom culture perpetuates myths like being unable to read etc), Vivec, Tiber septum, all of the chim guys will have high res dreams but ultimately less than the Godhead's dream I.E. mundus.

y'all fags still playing this junk?

>>1380798 On and off. Will probably delete it once I finish a full playthrough though - the filesize makes it very hard to justify it as one to keep installed

>flop >job stolen >sell well >job stolen too lol

>>1568451 The Hi-Fi Rush approach, very shrew of Microsoft. Trust in Phil Spencer's plan.

Oh, my mistake. Virtuos isn't owned by Microshaft, they're a private company with thousands of employees and multiple studios. Briefly reading into them, they're not a studio but a collection of development houses. The layoffs are mainly affecting their Chinese branches, but some of the European devs who worked on Oblivion Remastered have been hit too.