It's wide time

Name their band.

Hifumi's tummy is still the most erotic. 1d100 = 100

>toxoplasmosis normal: :( >toxoplasmosis from kikyou: :D Shrimple as that

>>1490368 WITNESSED

I heard we're getting Wakacontent, was I lied to?

>>1490372 She's in the new Hyakki event yeah

Lizard sexo

>>1490372 It's true

>Hyakki event Where is she now?

あつい

Nagusa has a tiny braid, probably as a nod to Ayame

>>1490368 Perfection

>>1490373 >>1490375 Holy shit.

>>1490373 I need srtcontent I don't even like the foxes

>>1490367 Born to be Wide.

>>1490368 Incredible.

Good afternoon /bag/ Are we saved from EOS? And what does my ID say this time?

>>1490368 wtf

>>1490382 Wakamo would never say that

>>1490382 This image will never not be funny

Renge's powerful handjobs...

Oh, fitting I suppose.

>>1490367 The Sex Pistols

wide sex

take a look at this rectangle for a sec

Come, Ayame!

I can has Blue ID?

>>1490397 If we spend the entire event fucking another mob again I will freak the fuck out

>>1490364 I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Hikari. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Hikari as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one convulsive orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>1490368 yes

divegrass when

She just walked in and raped me like she owns the place

>no original members left What went so wrong?

>>1490411 she owns your ass if you're in debt

Meow

>>1490412 Kazusa's tits getting chopped off.

>>1490415 >microfinance my Angel24 fried chicken >don't pay >Sora owns my ass now

>>1490412 They did a Deep Purple, kept changing their lineup

>>1490422 >microfinance >Angel 24 fried chicken

>>1490412 Creative differences. Kazusa and Yoshimi weren't digging Kikyou's surf punk orientation.

>>1490368 Damn

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1490418 why stop there?

Hifutummy is eternal.

that's slop

>>1490385 Good afternoon. EOS wasn't even close.

I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fuck dog

>>1490412 Nuts just made new friends after ASS club picked Ako instead of her.

Another chink event when?

>>1490430 haha sissy

>Just got off work >Vacation starts tomorrow >AC set to full blast >Dark blue ID I'm thinking its time for dog sex

Rolling for ID and also I want to copulate with the elite known as Yukari

>>1490442 is your relationship with her at least 20? it's the minimum required to be able to stroke once a day to her

>>1490445 79.

>>1490442 >unemployed >drawing skill doesn't improve >raining outside so can't go jogging >sovlless pale white ID life is pain and suffering

>brown ID No...

>>1490442 Based dogfucker!

>>1490450 I wanna stick my hand underneath her curtain and slide my hand between her boob crevice and watch her react

Kikyou should have long hair

>>1490452 Do 400 jumping jacks rn

>swimsuit alt >doesn't even come with a tank weak. why are they all so weak.

>>1490452 I could be drawing right now but instead I am procrastinating, which is the best thing to do.

>>1490453 I'll let this slide as brick red since you seem cool

Pyrox status?

I'm not gonna shit on Marina's hair, but I do wonder Isn't long hair better for the cold? Why would she keep her hair short on such a chilly place?

>>1490456 same

>>1490466 43.3k >>1490449 you're allowed to jerk off to her for 6h all together 4 orgasms per day maximum

>>1490466 muchos

>>1490466 62.7k

Are we getting anything next week or is it a dead week?

>>1490466 Even with 1000k I still think I'm fucked. I want to roll for Kikyou too...

>>1490461 >swimsuit alt >is a pervert that strips off her swimsuit out in the open

>>1490434 Next time for sure.

>>1490474 She really likes showing her ass off

>>1490472 JFD, then the week after is global's 4th anni countdown

>>1490474 That was an accident. Hifumi is clumsy.

>>1490466 17.280 I'll be skipping Hyakkaryouran Swimsuits and spank Niya for her costs to my reserves. I'll need to trust my luck in the 100 free rolls and pray we don't get another double bluefes.

>>1490466 48,120 >>1490481 >pray we don't get another double bluefes. Congrats, it is now a triple Bluefes.

>>1490478 Nice, thx

>>1490477 A consistent characterization >>1490480 Bro she tried to get a string cowprint bikini... >>1490484 AIEEEEEE

>>1490484 is this from the Monogatari manga

>>1490485 Feel free to confirm using the roadmap https://codeletsensei.github.io/bagroadmap/

sex with kokona

>>1490491 is ko**na the new ibu*i?

when will we get another super fun event like the pajama one we just had?

I'd prefer a Millenium summer.

>>1490486 Hifumi was just so insecure about being plain and boring. She didn't really mean to get the cowkini. She quickly agreed with Sensei that it's not for her. Hifumi is a normal unperverted girl.

>>1490493 Deca.

>>1490474 >a pervert There is literally nothing wrong with the naked body of a student in her prime.

>>1490493 millennium expo is fun past that you're waiting until the train event (which is also fun)

acab

>this many sub 60k sensei How are you guys gonna survive summer alt and blue fes?

Hifumi is a rapist

This is a succubus disguised as an innocent little girl

>>1490442 good post

Shanhaijing summer but it's just Kokona wearing various microbikinis

>>1490466 37K

>>1490502 an ass made for anal

>>1490495 I've seen her panties daily since Wakaboat started way too many times for it to be an accident.

>>1490500 By not rolling for every useless character >b-b-but momotalks I can just watch a yt video or read them on the wiki >b-but muh sovl????? goy cattle cope >inb4 faggots 🚫 out of butthurt

>>1490514 omg hi chise!

>>1490513 I fucking love Shizuko and I wish for her entrepreneurship to succeed on an unprecedented scale god she has such a nice ass

>>1490514 It's Chise!

I had to go to bed before the stream, holy shit you guys went through those threads fast.

>>1490512 But that's your fault for using her EX skill. You are tripping her just to see her panties.

>>1490522 That's pretty normal, on 4chan before the split it would be 8-10 threads, 750 posts each for almost every stream

>>1490470 Same. Would have gotten to 200k if the idol banner didn't fuck me over. Now I just think it's never gonna happen. You gonna double pull on FES? I could but I am seriously thinking of just getting Rio and skipping JKneru. I never skipped a FES before so I don't even know how many years it takes for them to do the scheduled rerun.

>>1490523 That is not my fault. I simply tell her to deploy the Peroro. She falls over all on her own.

>>1490525 exactly, im surprised pace kept up here even after the split.

>>1490523 Maybe she should stop tripping

>>1490523 noone gives enough of a shit about hifumi to go through all that trouble too plain of a girl

>>1490526 1.5 years but assuming they keep up the acceleration it'll likely be closer to 1 year until her rerun

>>1490514 Fixed.

>>1490529 >It's not my (a nudist teacher's) fault that she (my student that follows my example) keeps trying to seduce me with her ass like I did in public

>>1490537 But now she has no eyebrows

>>1490533 That's a bad lie. You go through a lot of trouble just for her sake. You would obviously do more to see her plain girl panties.

>>1490538 But Hifumi's panty-showing habits started before Sensei's running-around-naked incident got spread online.

cat

>>1490544 I have no mouth and I must "I'm".

What is worse than getting stung by a donut? Bagel Bites.

>>1490544 🔇 Chise...

>having some spare pvp tickets in the evening to use and backstab some chinks or elderly before reset >Miyako in a good mood >right back into the top 100, ready for next day kino

So, why'd they give them bobbleheads? Am I the only one seeing this? This looks kind of bad, imo

>>1490551 hehe

>>1490551 >one final mission DIE!

>>1490544 I have no say and I must bing

some people get hard at this

>>1490572 Hello, I'm people

Does anyone know any blue archive artists what take commissions and is okay with edgy humor (which seems to be everyone that plays this game anyway based on the Steam forums)? I need someone to draw certain characters in nazi uniforms and other characters in jail uniforms for a mid-effort shitpost. >Use AI NO!

pic rel is people

>>1490576 There's that one korean dude that keeps drawing the archives in nazi uniforms but I can't remember his name

>>1490582 >>1490576 nullpo115 but his commissions are closed I think

Temperature check. Who won? Who lost?

>>1490466 82.3k

>>1490594 YOU KNOW I'M BAD

>>1490594 BAD TO THE BING

>>1490466 112k. I only roll for limited and I think that Rio, Seia, Asuna, and Neru are going to do some actual irreparable damage to my funds.

>>1490594 You fucking got me with that

>>1490542 wrong bitch i go though a lot of trouble for any and or all my students just because i love em not enough to go for their panties mind you if theyre plain that is

>>1490551 Boo!

>>1490588 cute

>>1490551 How does a donut stung you

>>1490594 Made me laugh. Stand-up NMGK could never.

we have new ad tech. it's just one giant banner now instead of multiple that need to be pieced together

Bros? Are we recycling events already?

Is this a fetish? What is it called?

>>1490615 Kikyou is as powerful as Hoshino and Hina combined.

>>1490618 tumussy

akoset

Nomiset

Haruset!

WakaSet!

Hifuset

>>1490618 Vagina bones

>>1490622 I love the Japanese

>>1490618 multi-strapped bikini bottom

Kokona spotted.

>>1490615 >Swimsuit events being generic and repetitive Stop the fucking presses. Might as well add every summer event of every gacha in there. Mandatory swimsuit events are one of the most lame aspects of this industry.

>>1490618 how do the up-straps even stay on there? they must be really tight and dig into the skin

i love big green eyes

>>1490642 I look like that and I say that

Kot

Today I want to talk about Fubuki's hair. Fubuki has long hair, typically tied up in the sides of her hair, almost certainly because brushing her hair out of her way or trying to manipulate it in any other such way is too much work. To be honest, I can't explain why she has different colors in her hair- gray and a lighter blue in her base outfit, but simply lighter blue in her swimsuit and idol outfits. She doesn't seem like the type to dye her hair... Well, whatever. I'm thinking too hard about it, and that's the opposite of Fubuki's personality. However, her hair is definitely messy, implying she either naps a lot or she doesn't run a brush through it often enough. Despite this, her hair's probably what you'd expect if you smelled it- it's cared for, but she probably takes baths instead of showers, so don't expect anything exceptional from her.

Is that so?

>>1490645 Cringe!

>>1490645 Ah, to be in 2012 again

Cheese...

>>1490601 That's what a perverted plain panty peeper would say.

Wakafamily

>>1490612 >"New" tech >It's all creased Ads are becoming even more sloppy.

If my hair analysis sucks this time around, I'm sorry. However, I would like to see Fubuki without her hair tied up.

>>1490612 To be honest Japs having a rough time economically but hey on the good side they will go back to fishing and sending their women to be whores like good o' times

Thoughts on Wakamo being featured in an event again after so long?

>>1490662 I missed her

>>1490662 On positive note I can waka waka the wakamo on the pessimist side she might be the villain... again with the same sticks.

>>1490655 relax, they didn't straighten it out yet at that point

>>1490662 Ready to use the big D-word that makes her cry if I find her misbehaving again

>>1490662 Wakamo will have this many lines in the new event 1d100 = 28

>>1490662 I like fat wakatitties

>>1490662 Someone get NAMYO out of Manjuu rape dungeon please.

>>1490659 >>1490660 Thank you. To be honest, Fubuki's hair is pretty tricky to talk about, it fits her personality, but those traces of off-color in her hair are the strange part. It's not like Kanna has them, so it's not every Valkyrie student. It's a mystery that will drive me mad if I think about it too much, but I also want to solve this mystery. Outside of that, it seems like normal, messy hair. Would Fubuki make her hair smell of donuts if she had the opportunity? Maybe, maybe she does it to drift off into powdery, sugary dreams...

>>1490665 God, was Renge always this sexy? When will we be able to rotate L2Ds?

>>1490666 >big D-word Your difluorotetrachloroethane?

>>1490667 And simple "darling" will be only 1d28 = 21 times

Every day, I craft. Every day, I create garbage.

I made decently proper fried rice today for the first time.

>>1490675 Is this you?

>>1490676 From making the potato paste or just bought deep frozen trash?

Hyakki Summer 2 is basically, Recycled Assets: The Event Probably their most economical event so far with how much shit they're reusing

reset ako59 [cdoe]DIVEGRASS WHEN?[/code]

Alright, so important question: Are Desuwide's nipples inverted or not?

>>1490676 You're telling me a decently proper fried this rice?

>>1490675 I do not create garbage. I create potential for something greater.

>>1490683 Yes

>>1490681 Maybe, but it's nice they made hyakki-specific swimsuit mobs. They didn't have to do that.

>>1490682 >cdoe Anyway it's in around 2 hours, 21:00UTC

Cafe's under construction, come back later.

>>1490683 No, how are you going to suck it when it's cold

>>1490682 ...

>>1490690 >blue chair, check >green chair, check >yellow chair, check >pink chair, ... >pink chair!!! dude, wtf

>>1490683 No, they are WIDE

>>1490683 they are if you want them to be

>>1490680 >the potato paste No >just bought deep frozen trash There's frozen rice in your country? What...But no.

>shunny elephs farmed today: 0 >elephs from lessons: 1 track hasumi

>>1490695 Pink chair? Yeah, I got a few.

>>1490702 Anon, that chair... is red.

>>1490699 Yes.

I love these designs, bros. I may have to roll for both S. Kikyou and S. Yukari…

>>1490703 Shunny is Mr Beast???

>>1490708 I'm not following.. Mr What now?

Someone should check in on the bikini schizo

new bread old me

Thank you Noa

Does anyone have Q.Marina on NA? AKXFQEIV

>>1490687 COCKSUCKER >>1490689 alright, i'll set an alarm. hope i make it in time >>1490693 FUCK YOU TOO COCKSUCKER

>>1490714 >full meta team >only insane

>>1490704 I fucking hate crafting, man.

>>1490703 Hmm, fair enough. I have a pink chair, though.

>>1490714 Mika is better on INS I think.

>>1490715 I do, but my friend slots are full

INS-GODS run /bag/

>>1490717 I don't have the time for Torment

She won bigly. And Kikyou too I guess.

Favorite chibi out of these?

>>1490721 saaar please I have many offering you can delete me after

>>1490726 She looks like a hag in her alt.

>>1490727 Shizuko

>>1490718 Some days, the deck's against you. Other days, you get to see a bunch of purple gifts. It is what it is.

>>1490720 getting 27.35m+ will keep you in plat on most of the servers afaik so I don't think he needs to improve score

>>1490727 Renji

>>1490726 Don't you mean widely?

>>1490727 Probably Renge's

I wish artists would draw Yukari porn without a stupid expression on her face.

>>1490727 Izuna!

>>1490710 Don't think too hard about it

>>1490727 What does renge look cross eyed.

>>1490733 Well yeah but idk why you'd bother with Noa for worse score

>>1490719 How the fuck is that a chair? You can just slap a "wide" on it and still call it a chair. That thing is clearly for more than a single ass and that means - by definition - that it is not a chair. Chairs are for exactly and only one person. GO CRAFT MIYAKO'S FOLDING CHAIR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND PUT IT UP IN YOUR CAFE!! WHAT. THE. FUCK. MAN.

>>1490516 >Niko

>>1490728 Iori?

>>1490727 izuna and it's not even close

>>1490745 Yeah

>>1490748 Sent

>>1490748 slut

>>1490727 oh, shizuko is there as well.. well, she's a special so... but if it still counts, then it's not so close any longer... uhhh. damn sexy shizuko and her sexy ass.

>>1490726 Renge won

>>1490743 >how the fuck is that a chair? the same way that cHare's chair is a coffee table. >GO CRAFT MIYAKO'S CHAIR RIGHT NOW Can't man, I have no tickets.

>>1490537 >>1490565 >>1490594 >>1490636 >>1490645

I guess Renge wasn't that flat after all

ENOUGH

>>1490758 bad chise...

>>1490594 SHAMONE

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