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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8039 Anonymous 06/24/2025 (Tue) 02:13:27 Id: 26c27c No. 1498088
Previous thread: >>1496264 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >6/18 (Wed) 11:00 – 6/25 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Izuna (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Chise (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Yukari (3* – Rerun) Renge (3* – Rerun) >News Livestream Summary: https://rentry.org/BagStream0621 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp/ Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/555 >Events: Waraku Festival Special Campaign! – 5/21 (Wed) After Maint – 6/25 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Heavy Armor) – 5/22 (Thu) 11:00 – 6/25 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Commissions – 6/18 (Wed) 4:00 – 6/25 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >6/24 (Tue) After Maint – 7/1 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Aru (New Year) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Mutsuki (New Year) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Kayoko (New Year) (3* – Rerun) Haruka (New Year) (3* – Rerun) >7/1 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC) Aris (Maid) (3* – Rerun) Toki (Bunny) (3* – Rerun) Momoi (Maid) (3* – Rerun) Midori (Maid) (3* – Rerun) >News: Steam client delayed: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3028&thread=2982148 Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2982566 >Events: Secret Midnight Party: The Chimes of Tag – 6/10 (Tue) After Maint – 6/24 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
[Expand Post]Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 6/24 (Tue) After Maintenance – 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC) >Content: Grand Assault: KAITEN FX Mk.0 (Urban Warfare) – 7/1 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 7/7 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 6/11 (Wed) 2:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 6/24 (Tue) 2:00 – 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Lesson/Normal – 6/23 (Mon) 19:00 – 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Scrimmage/Hard – 6/30 (Mon) 7:00 PM – 7/7 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) >Scripts: Anti spam blur script: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/534315-bagscript Seia script: https://rentry.org/dvdoom
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
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Fuck you nyaggers.
😠 1d6 = 2
>>1498092 I can't believe Koyuki fucking died, twice
akoposters are mexican slampigs
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What are >we doing during maint?
>>1498092 Body Odor is real. I'm not saying otherwise I just wonder if this body smell shit is even real cuz like bro girls don't smell like shit. or anything, really. just shampoo or cologne. and some girls spray that shit and end up smelling like flower chernobyl
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Who today, ID gods? >>1498092 I liked it a lot. Needed more napalm hot potatoe type jokes. Solid 8/10
I can't wait to play the game on Steam, bros!
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7/10 >>1498092 They could bash Yuuka a little bit more
>>1498022 It's up, feel free to join
>>1498106 Abydos Toki
>>1498102 Anon...
>>1498099 The joke is that Yuuka was using sensei's bodywash, which is why girls were all over it. The implications of why Yuuka was using sensei's bodywash are subtle. Koyuki didn't get the same smell out of Yuuka's bodywash at all.
>Is going to hard carry the next JFD on global >New alt has made people realise she exists >Is getting a bond gear for good measure It sure is a good time to be a dragonfucker.
>>1498098 Resting, today has been a day
My ID? green like always >>1498112 being a dragon fucker is almost like being a horse fucker, you gon play uma musume pretty soon
>>1498111 I mean I wasnt asking that but thanks for the explanation is that based on a scene from the event? haven't read it yet
>>1498112 I'd invest in her but I've already been burned on Shigure even though I love her The eleph economy is just too fucked
>>1498112 I've got my Renge up already but something tells me that two SHanakos is probably going to be the more optimal strat somehow anyway.
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>>1498098 I just had some pasta with peas then cherries now I'm considering eating a coconut & mango ice cream
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Only green students I can ever think of are Shupos but this green doesn't feel like shupos
>>1498115 >haven't read it yet too late now
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>1498114 Ewww no.
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hey
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>>1498115 > haven't read it yet
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old thread new me
>>1498098 Playing momoi 64 if anyone host otherwise I'll keep playing FE3H
>>1498123 What's your opinion on Adrian Carton de Wiart and WW1?
>>1498128 Momoi64 is up.
>>1498098 Maybe I'll draw in the aggie.
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MOMOI 128 when?
>>1498112 >Is going to hard carry the next JFD on global Oh no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrTqPKbnFwM
>>1498120 >>1498125 It's aight. I always skip stories so they get archived and read them later.
>>1498117 >something tells me that two SHanakos I sure am glad Nexon decided to give me one last fuck you before her banner reruns.
new thread new wak
>>1498121 seeeeeeeeeeex
>>1498092 pretty gr8 m8 i give it 8/8
I'm really drunk so I may take a nap during maintenence
>>1498136 Not really, you still need DoT first, and I'm pretty sure Chiaki is BiS here.
>>1498121 I love fat women so much
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This is a hot take potentially? Either emocosine needs another 2 months to cook or he doesn't fit that energy Blue Archive had for the first few years. It's kind of a shame because he's all over new events nowadays. Nothing of his really sticks in my head like the Karut tracks do. I just miss the old composers I hope they didn't get shitcanned entirely because of the drama
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>>1498098 Playi vidya with my bro
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I give up, I just won't get any sleep tonight
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Hasumi isn't fat, she's just a big girl
>>1498092 10/10 Everything was top tier. My only really small complain is that I think the OST could have used a bit more bass. Will still add it to my playlist.
>>1498145 Mitsu and his company are freelancers... they literally did the parody VN and the shupo event theme.
>blue ID Yeehaw
>>1498117 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrTqPKbnFwM Okay no nevermind apparently two Mikas is the strat. Purple damage...
>>1498145 retard
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>1498152 But the shupo theme is ancient before the drama, and the event theme is in fact an emocosine remix
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>>1498157 yippee
>>1498149 true the joke is that her "fat" is just her tits, but she's oblivious but fatfuckers cant contain themselves leave Hasumi alone fags that's why Izumi exists
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>>1498145 Dreaming Trip is wonderful. I am only slightly biased as a professional dogfucker.
Anyone rolling after maint? Who for?
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>>1498157 For how simple her design is I always feel like they do the gehenna stuff the best Oozes alotta personality for how simple she is - the voice choice is also perfect
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>>1498153 Welcome to the team, bro.
>>1498165 not rolling, but dress aru.
>>1498165 already rolled on the first run
>>1498165 is NYharuka after maint? cus if so i might have to dip into the nell funds
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Give me Striker Hanae or give me EoS
>>1498164 I think it's specifically the lack of hardstyle for some of the battle tracks The boss themes are still solid though I really like geburah's
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Students feet?
>>1498158 Retard, 276 is a joint venture between multiple composers, guess the name of one of them. He did 230 too.
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>>1498168 I'm a dog fucker but those vagina bones are making me unwise
>>1498165 >>1498165 you're required to roll for Mutsuki if you like posting Mutsuki when someone announces themselves as newfags
>>1498177 Don't stick only do dogs Become canadian
>>1498172 S-stop posting this...
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>>1497756 >were you in my club? Probably not since my club is very comfy and lazy. >>1497748 AYZBLAXO. I'm from EU. Let me know and I'll open up a slot.
>>1498183 Its not the same without the music
>>1498182 Akane and Meru have done fuck all
>>1498168 skikyou is doing things to me hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit she isn't even brown like iori and i am going borderline feral
>>1498168 Okay, that fucking lighting screams AI but the hair looks clean. I can't figure this one out
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>>1498179 I am too racist. I really don't like cats as pets and forever see catgirls with distrust.
>>1498188 Maybe it's time for some character development
>>1498186 Is it because her swimsuit kinda looks like bondage?
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>>1498187 It's not AI. more than lighting, AI pics have a very specific look to them, a very specific rendering. Plus, the finer details are in order and not smudged, which points to human-made work. And lastly, the guy posts sketches on his Twitter https://x.com/okayuSONMU_H/media
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>>1498190 See, Cath Palug is why I can't trust cats.
>>1498187 Not everything is AI numbnut You will immediately notice something is AI by the inconsistency, no matter the quality they are copying.
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>>1498198 Hiyori's boobs are bigger than that
>>1498098 l will be fapping to Hanako
where are the steaks
>>1498198 Sensei does not have that much hair
>>1498183 why do you post the soundless version
>>1498205 I do though?
>>1498206 Holy shit chat is this real
>>1498194 >>1498197 That's good to know, i guess the lighting style is commonly used that AI copied it
>>1498212 Realistic lighting on anime faces is pretty popular, yes
>>1498198 Fat Fuck
/bag/, say, are Android emus CPU or GPU bound? I use BA and I only get around 40~ FPS in 3D scenes. The thing is my GPU ain't taxed at all and the framerate is equally ass regardless of CPU core counts. Using MSI App Player dunno if other emu may run better
>>1498207 >>1498203 do cute girls actually eat meat?
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>>1498206 talk to me when there's a proper カレフォンアグルス version of it with the proper dance.
>>1498221 Plana is cute, so yes
>>1498222 why is muchungus making that face?
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>>1498227 she spotted newcuties
>>1498119 almost
>>1498230 but thats(kind of) me(lvl 52)
>>1498222 make it
>>1498185 Meru drew those fanarts
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What character archetype is BA missing?
>>1498237 drill hair haughty ojousama yes Nonomi's rich but she's a gentle girl and not an OHOHOHOHO ojousama
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What are newcuties?
>>1498241 Ruined.
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Why is Mari so sexual?
>>1498237 Actual Kuroki Tomoko-like
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>>1498242 >>1498243 Duality of /bag/gots
>>1498242 Fine, here
>>1498245 flat stinky loser neet girl is a need
>>1498248 Better!
>>1498248 Perfect.
>>1498220 Emulators are bound in strange ways and will perform differently on everyone's PCs on a case by case basis. I recommend trying MuMu Player or LD Player to see if they work better for you.
>>1498237 Goth-loli. More of a clothing style than archetype but I WANT IT
>>1498191 maybe a bit of that but i personally always liked her design with her normal design but like look at this shit man i cannot control myself blood is going straight to my dick aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>1498254 I will try Mumu. LD last I checked wasn't all that
>>1498255 So Ranko style or Orchid style?
>>1498257 Also make sure to allocate 8GB of RAM to your emulators in their settings, and 6 CPU cores (I think, maybe 4 works fine too).
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>>1498239 Anyone?
>>1498262 newfags
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>>1498261 How did it felt?
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what now?
>>1498262 newfags but not gay
>>1498266 Now you learn how to draw
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>>1498269 back to the mines...
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>>1498269 Seeing the aggie is it a requirement to be able to draw to post on /bag/?
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>>1498276 Yes, everyone is required to draw one zoos face
>>1498276 nah but it's common for weebs to get into art, so having draftsmen in gacha generals ain't wierd.
>watch the recent divegrass vod are these commentators the same as the last few seasons? i could've sworn that the last ones actually played BA these ones are ass
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>>1498285 sextuple sex...
>>1498286 BEHIND YOU SEIA WATCH OUT
Purple ID >>1498092 Really good, I think its somehow even better than Trip trap train which was my favorite event before this one
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>>1498262 Target of smooches.
>>1498285 >no limit break release version of sex yet
Where is it?
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>>1498294 You can't handle that
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when are we getting BA in steam?
>>1498295 Owari da
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I didn't get to headpat...
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>>1498278 Did I do it right?
>>1498302 Human sex
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
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>>1498301 Good job
>>1498306 good job wap
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>>1498306 Good job Wappi
>>1498306 very nice
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Goodnight /bag/
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>>1498306 Good one, Wappi
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT MY PATSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>1498306 that was actually pretty good Wappi
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Crusty fat fuck cat.
Did Wappi kill Donuts?
>>1498306 Okay, now have sex with me.
>>1498092 7/10 Koyuki carries the event, but the excessive bullying and Noa and Chihiro being -ms perfect, no fun allowed- drag the event down.
>>1498328 menacingly
>>1498272 I could believe Noa would But Ibuki? No way..
>>1498272 That Noa pic is traced from the Chainsawman Meme
>>1498333 yuuka is listening
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finally cooling off here... evening baggots.
>>1498328 It would be funny if this was an apng where he very slowly moves closer to the screen over the course of like a minute
>106 freedoms(41c) tomorrow Help
>>1498306 I still miss donut jokes.
>>1498340 bro do you live in Texas or sum shit? Here, where I live it only gets that bad in the hottest states.
>>1498343 Far northern New England, but there's a heat wave for some reason.
>>1498348 Global warming
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>>1498345 >headpat hikari >she asks for it again >can't give it to her no matter how much i try >she gets angry why
>>1498348 Bet its dry as hell there
>>1498345 Why is she such a headpat slut?
>>1498353 Lack of father (husband) figure
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>>1498353 Massive autism
aris you're not allowed to do that...
>>1498358 not allowed to do what? roll around in mud?
>>1498353 Erogenous zone
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>>1498357 halo shattering scissors
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>>1498358 Iori's pissed...
How big will these numbers get after it launches on Steam? >>1498358 I'll lick her clean.
Thinking about Chise
>>1498365 ONE HUNDRED CHISES
>>1498364 poor gamer bot
>>1498369 Seeing as they ban them after a TA or a GA, is it safe to assume they screen them using those scores ?
>>1498377 Uh oh she learned the blazing sun jutsu
can I bang Wakamo :>?
>>1498381 cute but also guh
>>1498306 heehee
>>1498382 You just missed it about 9 hours ago, buddy.
>>1498382 I hope you're a quickshot because she cums after about 10 seconds
>>1498392 I wish she'd show up in a story.
>>1498393 Do I have good news for you
>>1498394 She's going to have ten lines and be a slapstick villain.
>>1498395 Say thank you
rich girl sex
>>1498395 I doubt it
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https://x.com/AnimeExpo/status/1937254406719742142?t=FkbJtQtmJEYaSw1ciSYnrg&s=19 Hey retard, here's your Mitsukuyo, now shut up already.
>>1498398 It will be even less.
>>1498400 Look man, looking at future things expecting them to be bad is not healthy for you in the long run
Yuka and Noah are gone... >"old": "While Chihiro, Yuka, and Noah left to go buy snacks...", <"new": "While Chihiro, Yuuka, and Noa left to go buy snacks..."
>>1498403 Nothing ever happens.+
>>1498399 >Gyeongseop An Gooks in charge of not having absurd and retarded names
>>1498392 there are zero negatives to a sensitive girl
>>1498396 Thank you Thank you Thank you
Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue. Feels like the threads are going fast
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>>1498409 Yukari'd
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>>1498399 Hello I am a blue archive global player and I've never seen this artwork in the game. Is this an event? Why is a random expo twatter account releasing what appears to be content for the game before the official sources do?
>>1498408 >a thank you for each thrust that Wakamo lasts
>>1498415 But i'm the quickshot...
>>1498417 what the fuck is the point
Koharu's black line is underwear
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>>1498413 Because we have more pressing matters to care about, and global niggers pretty much knew about it alread, stop playing coy.
>>1498421 Then why does it go to her clit?
>>1498425 Counterpoint : Checkmate atheist
>>1498413 Isn't being a global player so exciting?
>>1498425 it's actually like a strap connected to a dildo that's deep inside her punani
>>1498413 Because they will be revealing that event at Anime Expo. Asians think it's a much bigger event than it actually is and constantly try to save western reveals for it even though it only pisses off the people who actually care.
Wait it's in maintenance?
>>1498432 No, the game is up. We're just boycotting it until the Steam release.
>>1498093 Just looked it up and I can't find any real art of Aris wearing Koyuki pajamas. This is a crime against humanity.
>>1498433 You could always start up the game on emulator and pretend its the steam release
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>>1498434 You'll get crusty Aris in Koyuki pajama and you will rike it.
>>1498437 why is she so angy
>>1498434 I like this Yuuka
>>1498438 low roll
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I guess I'll go through my master rank quests in MHWI during down time. Blue Archive
>>1498442 She's just talking about Tsurugi.
>>1498442 I'll try holding it in next time...
>>1498441 why does she sound like that
>>1498447 Because my cock is inside her.
Kaya forgiveness and love 1d100 = 30
>>1498454 Uh...Kaya rape 1d100 = 76
>Everyone praises Wappi for her shitty puns >Everyone boos Fubuki for her shitty donut puns What the fuck is this double standard
>>1498457 Wappi is too pitiful.
>>1498454 >>1498456 rip in pieces, kaya.
Alright then
Is it really rape if she wants it?
>>1498457 Wappi has big tits
should I buy a 9800X3D or whatever it's called, /bag/?
>>1498464 get the 9950x3d, havent seen reports of this one blowing up
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More fat fuck.
>>1498457 We've been infiltrated by Sisterhood secret agents is why Watch your back
God i love fucking students in uniform in kivotos
>>1498469 Don't be so antisororitic.
Stinky thread
ui doesn't stink fuck you
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/bag/ has two big reasons to love wappi
*sniff*
It only took one gorilla strength lazy retard to pacify UI, the sisters work in mysterious way but they are effective. Other beware.
>>1498461 Life's gonna suck for our kids but I'm cumming inside
>>1498476 Wappi if she Hasumi
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>>1498482 I do have a Hasumi model and her breasts are huge. no nudity toggles though
>>1498464 If you actually have games to play on it
>>1498457 It's sort of like how an Akoset or Nomiset at xx:00:01 is disgraceful, but a Chiset at xx:02:31 gets a "good job".
>>1498486 ? Why wouldn't I?
>>1498485 Gorgeous I like the hint of bralines peak
>>1498489 idk I'm still waiting for an excuse to upgrade. Can't find one.
It's up
>>1498485 are her boobs modeled under the shirt
>>1498495 I can't check right now but I think they are
Go claim your PVP coins.
Look at this girl
>>1498499 mmmmm nah, I'm gonna kiss Chise instead
>>1498404 Where's the rest of the changes?
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MUH COINS
It's up
>>1498498 awesome
Never partake in pvp or claim your coins.
Steam is up?
>>1498503 LocalizeEtcExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/3cgrdi.json ScenarioScriptExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/s5r2iy.json
>>1498513 >He doesn't know
>>1498514 Some more interesting stuff
>>1498513 Anon...
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>>1498517 Did Valve make them do this?
>>1498521 no way niggerzoos
>>1498519 For some reason Fubuki's hurt the most
where does bad chise come from?
>>1498529 From Bad Hyakkiyako
>>1498531 does that mean there exists(somewhere) a bad izuna and bad mitcher?
>>1498517 the fuck is this? nexon should just give us H scenes at 100 bond already. since the game is already being treated like it's an adult nukige might as well just go all the fucking way. this is retarded. you'd think the way BA is being rated and treated that BA has like sex scenes every 5 minutes like a nukige or something.
>>1498532 >bad izuna makes fun of you for malding and getting plat >bad mitcher has a successful channel
>>1498529 I wish I knew where this Chise came from
>>1498519 It's cold.
>>1498535 wtf bad Izuna = BASED?!
>>1498535 Bad mitcher would play slop and do IRL stream on Twitch. Thank god that didn't happen
>>1498536 That's Chise from the timeline where you didn't say bing.
>>1498457 >We love Wappi here >We hate the cops unless it involves sex
Will Blue Archive be stuck indefinitely? What are the chances of something funny happening like Korean Ratings Board back when?
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>>1498469 The only thing that's being infiltrated, are my nostrils... With your STINK!
>>1498532 >bad izuna It is a little-known fact that Wakamo is, in fact, a time-traveling, bad version of Izuna from a timeline where an evil Sensei called ninjas gay. This trauma was enough to shatter Izuna's sanity, create the false identity "Wakamo" to protect her broken soul, turn her into the Gehenner she is now, and start bombing things for the lulz. Ultimately, Wakamo was defeated and sent across time and space, eventually landing in Kivotos with a good Sensei. Upon seeing him, somewhere deep in her heart, where the last remnants of Izuna still remain, Wakamo realized she had finally met a Sensei who thinks ninjas are actually cool. And in that moment, she instantly fell in love with him.
>>1498553 Is a shit console.
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>>1498554 Uh huh... Anyway, show me your tits.
>>1498529 don't tell anyone about this
>>1498560 The truth is revealed...
Don't trust Airi. She is a fake plain girl. Stay away from her or she will r
>>1498562 where does it say that plain girls cant be proactive?
Do you think Airi's titmilk tastes like chocomint
>>1498562 is this a gook stinky?
Ate some chinese food so here is today's fortune cookie. You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself. Lucky numbers "03, 06, 19, 27, 44, 07" 1d100 = 77
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>>1498569 It's over
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Ate corn Corn rolling 1d100 = 74
>>1498549 We also love Mine
i think it'd be a good time watching SpongeBob with Ibuki
>>1498551 I'm not really convinced on the status of "indefinitely" until this goes all the way past July 1st, which is a week from now, just based off skimming the review documentation here: https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/releasing + how long it would typically take (with a big asterisk for adult content). If for whatever reason it does become that, they should just put it on Nexon Game Launcher like MapleStory M's PC port in the meantime while fighting it. Kinda surprised they didn't in the first place simultaneously with Steam especially since that mobile game PC port came out a year ago, so it's not like they've abandoned their own launcher.
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>>1498575 Better not be modern SpongeBob or else it'll be just this https://youtu.be/-ltjA9tmjOk?si=VwS899x60yHiJPjy
>>1498551 There have been other niche games like Saeko that had their releases delayed only briefly by last minute review fuckery as of late, games getting stuck in limbo outright is much rarer. I wouldn't worry too much about it and as >>1498576 notes Nexon has other options. I also wouldn't be surprised if they don't just force Valve's hand considering they have way more sway than most small companies would.
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>>1498578 you fuckin crazy? old spongebob or bust i grew up watching sponge Robert and it aint a nice thing watching something you love go down the shitter
Getting Ibuki TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE
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Come draw your studentwife (Summer Mode) with us in the aggie /bag/ https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
My ID color is the color of your next pull /bag/ Enjoy
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Akofans?
>>1498578 Half of these episodes are pretty old
>MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS >CLOSING APP MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS CLOSING APP >MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS >CLOSING APP
maintenance extended?
>Maintenance in progess
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I can't get in
>Updated terms of service EoS soon...
It's up.
Games up.
What?
It's up (real) try again
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It's UP
>"Maintenance in progress. Closing App" >It doesn't close the app anymore Fucking finally.
Why did I get a new terms of service notification?
>>1498605 End of Service notification soon
>stuck in a maintenance loop while chinks are able to get in and kill my rank GOD DAMN IT
>>1498608 No one ain't got time to read all that.
Maintenance in progress. Closing the app.
>>1498601 I lied Closing the app
Twitter says it's back up, but I'm still getting the closing notice.
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>>1498608 Somebody who can read please tell me what I just agreed to. Is it over for me?
>Supposed to have ended >It actually hasn't Extended maint better last the whole day.
>>1498608 >>1498605 It's most likely related to the release of the steam client which should have happened today, so it was probably packed with the rest of the update
>>1498576 >>1498579 So it's probably nothing. I was wondering and quite worried, knowing Steam's infamy against anime games.
>>1498614 glorious leader kim demands organ donations at fixed intervals or else
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I am concerned
https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/562 I was hoping for a new farmable but nothing. There hasn't been a new farmable in 2 months and stage 29 is still not out.
>Agree to new Terms of Service without actually reading it >Unknowingly agreed to End of Service
>>1498622 How the fuck is Momiji still not farmable?
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>>1498598 Ichika gets my thing up
>>1498622 Hard missions got new 3* farmables back to back, it's time to recycle some.
IT'S NOT UP
It's genuinely over
bros...
Its up.
https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/563 Event artifacts are also all useless JFD ones, and it's one of those bad efficiency treasure hunt events to boot.
>>1498634 Based, I need to save PVP coins for bluefes.
APOLOGEMS
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I got in on my iphone. SAMSUNG DOWN! SAMSUNG DOWN!
>>1498614 By accepting the new terms of service you consent to having all your pyros automatically spent on Seia's banner.
what the heck john nexon
>>1498568 Thanks for playing!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S UUUUUP
LET ME IIIIIIINNNN!!!
IS IT IP OR IS IT DOWN
>>1498644 Apparently only iOS users can get in
>>1498644 It's over for you
>Only Ifags can play P2W! P2W!
>>1498645 I KNEW THE CHINKS WERE SCHEMING SOMETHING
>Steam release soon >Actually jk you can only play on phones >Actually jk you can only play on iphone >
Oh hey I got in
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Another useless box...
Anyway, weird choice for eleph boxes.
>>1498657 Mari could be useful
>>1498656 >>1498657 Aren't they all farmable?
i'm going to get kicked out pvp top 10 because i'm on android...
>>1498657 I can't have enough Hanae elephs even if she's already maxed
ITODDLERS WON???
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>>1498585 How am I supposed to draw alongside these talented niggas when i can't even draw a straight line without my hang shaking like I have Parkinson's.
>first they canceled steam release >now they removed android access why are we still here? just to suffer?
EoS jokes are NOT funny.
>>1498657 This could have been useful for new players brought in through the steam release...
>>1498657 Thank you Plana-chan.
>>1498657 I guess I can use the Mari elephs? Everyone else is maxed.
AHHHHHHHHH ITODDLERS WON
>>1498656 >>1498657 This is a lot worse than the first batch.
The only Apple device I have is an iPod Touch
>>1498664 It's all practice. I used to have terrible shakey lineart until I trained my arm for a few months. Now, after several years, it's pretty good. No one can really draw a truly straight line on command unless they're nuts though, it takes a few tries for me but otherwise all my shakiness has vanished.
>>1498672 >>1498667 She fucking punched me
>>1498677 >accidentally forgot i posted earlier AIEEEEEEEEEE
>j*nko
>>1498674 Mari is much better than Mutuski for the endgame (lunatic) and her stages are much worse to farm. The first batch was better for newfags though they would have just spent them on Yuuka/Tsubaki anyway.
>>1498656 >>1498657 UE70 MARI HERE I COME
>>1498659 Akane, Hanako and Hanae are all in Total Assault shop. Yuuka and Tsubaki have multiple hard nodes. Mari only has 1 node and it's cringe one with fuck all chance of getting BDs. Even then, the only reason I have Mari at 5* is a bunch of events that gave away her eleph.
>>1498677 >Junko fails to trigger immortality again
>>1498664 That's how I started too, you just gotta get over the embarrassment and draw. You can use the aggie for practice if you want, I do it too.
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>>1498676 >>1498688 Well, guess I'll just continue practising for the time being on my own and I'll ask the aggie anon to paste in whatever decent thing I manage to shit out.
What a fucking week
>>1498664 I just don't care. It's for fun and not a competition. Just draw cartoonish dumb shit or something.
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>>1498686 let me in…LET ME IN
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Why are we not posting our clears?
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>>1498659 The previous batch was also comprised of farmable units.
>>1498657 >Actual Steam newfags wouldn't get the free gifts made for them
>delay steam version >shut out emulator users WHY DO THEY HATE US
>>1498696 Don't worry, I tried on my phone and it doesn't work either.
>>1498696 it's kill on all Android devices not just emulators only iOS devices work
>>1498664 >How am I supposed to draw alongside these talented niggas when i can't even draw a straight line You get over that embarrassment by yourself and draw anyways. I've surrounded myself with friends who've been drawing since before they were in middle school, and even now my drawings look laughably amateur compared to theirs. But they don't really make fun of me and my art even though they/we made fun of weirdos on deviantArt and their terrible art with their terrible fetishes. As long as they're not busy they're even willing to do critique on what I draw, and one of them even offered to do weekly/nightly sessions of figure drawing or whatever else I need to practice. Sure some artists are assholes, but not all of them will make fun of you specifically as long as you're not making an ass of yourself too. Just draw, man.
>>1498693 Nigga we can't get in
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the fuck, did i get a terms of service pop up?
>>1498702 Yeah, we all got it.
LET ME IN!
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You signed (twice).
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET A HEADPAT BEFORE CAFE RESET
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So is it up and you just can't get in? Or is it not up?
we may have been robbed of the client release but at least we get to see jp ubdate with all the new animations and memoribies and other stuff today
>>1498689 As long as you don't practice 100% of the time, or you'll burn out. 50/50 split between practice and free drawing for fun worked for me. And you can do that free drawing in the aggie.
>>1498709 I thought JP updates tomorrow?
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She can't keep getting away with it...
>>1498711 wait is it?
>Going to miss a headpat Fucking hell
>>1498702 Yeah. You just agreed that you have to buy the newest iPhone if you wanna play BA.
>>1498713 Retard. JP Maint on Wednesday.
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>agree to ToS >cant login NOOOOO I SHOULD HAVE READ IT
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>Agree and start >Maintenance in progress >Closing the app >it doesn't actually close, just goes back to pre-loading huh???
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Valve strong armed Nexon into flipping the script on Samsung
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I don't feel like doing JFD anyways
since it's come to this I am going to read ToS
You wouldn't be stressing out so much about whether it's up or not if you had just decided not to bother at all and just did the big sleep tonight. Forget the headpats and PVP coins.
You should stop being poor and buy an iPhone. Blue Archive is iOS exclusive now.
Blue iMessage chat bubbles get to play Blue Archive
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The only overpriced hardware I'm buying is my PC nigga even my phone is cheap garbage.
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>>1498725 I'm European and I have work in 20 minutes so I wanted to do some dailies before work so fuck you.
>Android stays broken for the day >iFags will get free JFD tickets meant for Androidkeks
No gooks are complaining at all. Is it not affecting them?
From Fuuka's birthday disaster to Tsurugi's
>>1498732 Trinity students are forbidden from having birthdays.
>>1498731 >They only nuked android for everyone outside korea Now that's a bold move
>>1498732 At least you could've greeted Tsurugi before maintenance started. Fuuka's birthday come and gone through maintenance IIRC.
>>1498732 >we both have baggots who had wived them THIS IS A CLEAR AND DIRECT ATTACK BY JOHN NEXON
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Ohio /bag/. Is it not up?
>>1498731 Koreans and Japanese people only drive iPhone. Android there is unironically a status quo meaning you're poor and not worth the time.
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At least the discord seems to be in an uproar, surely they'll fix it soon
This has gone on long enough, from this maintenance disaster to the Steam delay I firmly believe that the end is near. The pattern of fuck ups are just too concerning to ignore.
bitch I'm back out my coma
>>1498736 ? there was a small window at 3 am when it ended(maint) i managed to give her a cake since she was in the midnight shift.
the what store now?
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In the meantime have this
>>1498740 They have 14 minutes. If they don't fix it quick my studentwife is gonna make me sleep on the couch...
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>>1498745 Nexon publishes The Finals and The First Berserker
>>1498745 > BA on the PissShit Never gonna happen.
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>>1498657 nice, this will help me bump Tsubaki to UE50, finally. and the other boxes can go to Mari, I guess? all other lasses are at UE50 in my SCHALE
gonna plap
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Dont sign it, bros. Black Suit is gonna use your consent to whore you out.
DOOM stocks on the rise!
>>1498754 my gematria bros would NEVER whore me out even if they conduct heinous experiments on my students which i will oppose time and time again
>>1498664 no one cant draw a straight line. that's a spook
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my headpats...
what a shit show.
>>1498729 Do them after.
>>1498731 No. Everything is fine there including emulator.
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>you finally get it >vid related greets you
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Hello, this is Blue Archive. As of 6/24 (Tue), we have identified an issue where some Teachers are unable to access the game, with a maintenance pop-up appearing. We are currently investigating the cause of this issue, and will provide additional information through this notice as soon as the investigation is complete.
I'm just going to bed, I will wake up and the last 30 hours will have been nothing but a nightmare
I'm not a Teachers I'm a Senseis
at least I patted my students before reset.
>>1498754 He'd never!
>pink shit
>>1498767 No, you are a Sensis.
>remember I'll have to sit through a loading screen >close the pop up >sit through another loading screen >finally pat LET ME GOD DAMMIT, SHE'S WAITING
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Ah, I see it's an Android issue. Did you guys not get sent to the Play/Samsung store to update the game? Maybe they haven't pushed the update to those stores yet or something.
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Ejaculating on Seia('s womb)
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MORE APOLOGEMS ! I MISSED OUT ON MY 4TH HEADPATS
>>1498775 I updated the game already from the Play Store, it's a lockout on their end.
They should give pyros only to affected users
>>1498777 Fuck apologems, I demand no less than 5 purple gift boxes.
m-my headpats....
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Blue Archive has reached EoS. Be sure to back your shit up before it becomes lost media
Someone forgot to flip the switch for Android.
This is definitely an issue worthy of at least 100 apology 10-pull tickets for all users affected.
>>1498763 Did they have an intern quickly post this after realizing it took them almost an hour to acknowledge the issue in the first place?
I miss my wife
I feel bad for senseis that are currently hiking or cave diving etc. They will come back only to find out pc client wasn't released
Now >we need apologems for the steam delay AND this issue.
>>1498763 Damn, the Blue Archive herself had to step in.
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the last pat of the day.....
>>1498788 I hope the cave diving faggot gets stuck head down first.
>>1498763 Hello, Blue Archive. Show vegana.
lmao
>>1498792 Preferably in a cave with a funny name.
Hah, they deleted the tweet and edited the announcement post to correct teacher to sensei.
This is Blue Archive
This isn't funny anymore AIIEEEEEE TWO MINUTES LEFT
>1 minute left It's over...
>>1498799 give in and give up
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OVAH
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This is why I have sex exclusively with Plana
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>>1498778 It definitely seems like they haven't pushed the update properly. The Club chat hasn't been cleared out like after all the other maints.
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John Nexon will PAY
>>1498799 >>1498800 It's too late, Chinks have already claimed every single rank from 1 to 100 on your bracket even if you were able to get your headpats in.
you fucking monsters...
HEADPAT EOS-SET
Go to sleep.
IT'S UP
It's over, bricked forever...
Hanako...... sorry i abandoned you......
End of Studentheadpats
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lmao they remade the tweets about the problem and replaced "Teachers" with "Senseis"
>this much crying over 1 (one) singular headpat I truly do not understand.
I demand a personalized apology from Nexon for making me miss my headpats.
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You cunts are cringe. Post age.
>>1498816 Sounds like SOMEONE doesn't love their students! I'll bet you sleep more than 3 hours at a time too!
Reset ako59 is stupid.
>>1498806 Millions must perish.
>>1498816 Shut it fag I like to ruffle their hair.
I bet Mx2J is behind this somehow
>>1498819 age of what
>pat eos our students will hate us now
pats
>>1498831 age of empires
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Good night /bag/
>>1498816 Affectionfags are autistic (you) will never understand.
>>1498824 Millions perished inside Key, if you know what I mean.
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i feel empty
So... dead week, right?
Find purpose
>>1498843 Drink 65oz of water
>>1498838 Home...
Please post some dress Tsurugi porn to cheer the thread..
the real dead week begins now
The fagdevs forgot to put the 300-500mb update for android or something?
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>>1498844 dead game, more like
>>1498844 we have JFD on Global
>>1498850 I assume that's the issue, considering I haven't had an extra download other than the smaller one that went up during maint.
Could you imagine the pure fucking chaos if this lockout occurred on the Seia banner?
OHOHO! I will forever be one headpat ahead of you guys.
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>>1498854 John Nexon's days are numbered if that happens. The number in question is 0.
>>1498852 Right, and 2x normal nodes? Or was it 3x?
I'm going to make Arona watch me have sex with Plana for this inconvenience
>>1498859 2x I think. 3x is mostly durring Fes or Annies
FUCK FUCK FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY INCREASED MY AFFECTION WITH JUNKO
>>1498861 >>1498862 Cool, thanks.
IT'S UP
>>1498865 goge!
Fucking finally.
fixed
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IT'S UP GET IN!!!!
remind me what was the name of that darkie with underboobs designed by Popqn? the one from Chronos
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I always believed
TSURUGI HERE I COME
>>1498843 >>1498845 I've slowly managed to regain my older routines and somehow be the bare minimum of a functioning human member of society, but frankly I still don't know what I want to do. Sure I shower at least once a day and appear decent whenever I go out and manage to talk to people even if I still stammer a lot, but frankly the question of what I want to do with my life is still unanswered. Of course my most obvious answer to that is to just be able to spend my time alone inside my room playing video games and consuming all the media I want to consume without having to worry about paying the bills and affording whatever game or console or manga I want to buy, but apparently I can't just up and do that anyways since I'm not born to filthy rich parents. And even if I were I bet they'd push me to at least pursuit something where I'm the one creating or acting instead of the one just consuming. The next best thing to being the one playing video games and reading manga and looking at pretty anime/manga-style illustrations is to be the one creating them, but that's apparently not a reliable way to make money, and I know that because out of all of the artists I know and talk to, only one of them actually managed to make a living solely off their art and is able to dedicate all of their time and effort to their craft. Everyone else has to work some other job to pay their bills. And just the thought of having to work something I don't really care about for half of my time so that I can spend the remaining 2 hours of my day either playing vidya or making them sounds so depressing to me that I might just go back to my old filthy ways where I just absolutely don't care about anything and rot on my bed. I'm a selfish person and I don't really see the point of working not just for myself but for my others, especially since I can barely take care of myself. Sure my friends thanking me for the small favors I do for them every now and then feels great, but it's not appealing enough to me to live my life for the sake of others like most motivational speakers and leaders seem to push. I just want to be able to live by myself without worrying about living expenses so I can just play all the vidya and watch all the anime and read all the manga I want, that lifestyle is nowhere near as expensive as the truly rich people live, and I'm confident I won't even be bothering my neighbors even if I had paper thin walls that let even the sound of my heart beating through. The world sucks, why can't it just allow me to be left alone and do what I want that doesn't bother anyone else in the slightest?
>>1498854 They might be forced to launch pc client on the next maintenance, which is on Seia banner, if it gets greenlit by then, unless they figure out another way. Maybe that's why it was originally scheduled for today so they can fuck shit up with little consequences since it's dead week anyways
In the midst of "It's so over," I found there was, within me, an invincible, "We're so back."
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JFD MSPaint doko? >>1498878 Shinon.
>>1498881 you forgot to append "Blue Archive" at the end unless I fell for pasta in which case just call me retarded and move along
>>1498885 Oops, my bad. Blue Archive
>>1498873 did I just get spoiled?
>>1498882 18 hour maintenance on Seia's banner incoming.
headpat status?
>>1498884 thank you
> My bracket didn't move. claimed rank 1 It seems no Ifaggots in my brackets.
>>1498890 mtsk's butt isnt that big
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>>1498881 just bee yourself
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Am i a bad sensei?
>1/1 >rank 1 phew, no one attacked me at all. my pvp coins are safe.
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Apologems?
>got back to top 100 in a single ticket finally something good today
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Heehee
Who am I supposed to borrow for this jfd? Surely its not just S.hanako again
>>1498902 Renge. No one has her up for borrow...
sometimes I forget to attack and get back into top 100 before claiming the reward because big yellow shiny button. Is that normal?
how long until Hikari and Aoba?
>>1498894 it is after I made sure all of the ps68 girls got proper food
>>1498901 Explode
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Any rat fuckers?
Post students with dot effect for JFD please
>>1498893 >>1498898 Meanwhile I faced ten attacks today, lost 4, and got knocked down below 200. What do I need to do to get put in a bracket that isn't cancer? Even when I unlocked PvP as a newcutie I got put in a max-level bracket with people more than double my level.
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coom in doom rope in hope good morning /bag/
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Where are my apologems? I'm so mad I'm gonna spank Arona and have loving intercourse with Plana!!
>>1498912 Renge, Gamers, Chise, Renge, Rats, Renge.
found the teams i used back then. hopefully this gives you an idea sIori has a bit of resetting involved due to her sub skill RNG
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Ticket survives till Seia or should i try my luck with Kayokosex/Aru?
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>>1498921 Yes, but you might as well chuck a tenner at her in case you get lucky.
>>1498921 Seia is in 2 weeks pretty sure Up to you
>>1498921 >89k pyros go for it
>>1498918 You can also use Midori in the Maid Momoi comp instead because it's still Momoi.
>>1498906 pwease wespond
>>1498916 Thanks
>>1498902 Chiaki, mMoi, Mika also work
>>1498906 likely late September
>>1498925 Wait, that works?
>>1498912 You did.
>>1498931 I just tried it to make sure, and yes.
>>1498930 thank you very much bro
>>1498933 Interesting, I just assumed it'd require base forms. I guess there's not many places it'd be relevant in but at least it's nice for this JFD.
>>1498931 huh. never knew that. thanks
So the DoT gimmick is useless if I'm making do with Mika, Wakamo, and the like instead of actual purple damage?
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>As of 7:30 AM (UTC), the login issue has been resolved, and the game is now accessible as normal. >We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused, and we will continue to work to ensure a smoother gameplay experience. <no pyros Niggers.
>>1498942 It didn't affect gooks so they don't care and won't compensate.
>>1498684 Mari has a T10 node now.
please give apologems for no apologems
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Please post JFD teams. Thank you.
>>1498913 some people say if you derank yourself far enough like a week in advance you'll get put in a newbie bracket. i personally think it's just luck. i only put a shitty defense on the very last day and didn't even derank out of the top 100 and the bracket i'm in now is pretty comfy. someone i know who was in the same bracket as me who did the same thing and didn't derank out of the top 100 got put into a super tryhard bracket with high ranking total assault regulars and a shit ton of refreshers. he was always getting rank 1 last season and now he always gets knocked down to like rank 50 this season.
>draw penis <aomori appears i see...
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>1/5 >2 times Hoshino busters activate too late for it to matter >the other 2 losses are attributed to my Kuroko walking into enemy Kuroko attack range and FUCKING RELOADING, guaranteeing she keels over first in gay staring contest fuck off, john nexon
>>1498941 steamrolling is always an option it's not like your damage gets gimped unless you use a specific attack type as long as you're content with the score you get it's fine. no point in stressing out JFDs
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>>1498948 >not "Ugh, damnit!"
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>my only DoT students are chise, juri, Qmarina ad meru >qmarina and meru are out cos of high ex cost damn
SEIASCRIIIIIIPT WHERES THE SHOOTING DRILL UPDATE ITS BEEN 20 SECONDS
good enough.
Stop bullying Junky
>>1498921 remember new york kayoko isn't limited
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>resources underused >fps cant hit 60 why
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>>1498958 can you record your runs my good sir? that's impressive
>>1498956 why don't you have Michiru
yeah im thinking 1/1/1
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>>1498922 >>1498923 >>1498924 Very nice, finally i can use my own for blue content. Also Neru from first tenner
Why did they delay the steam release?
>>1498967 Uh oh it's explosion time
>>1498967 Omedetou.
>>1498967 explode, seriously
>>1498958 Please tell me you're on EU PLEASE I'll borrow your Chiaki every day.
>>1498968 trannies
I am happy that I already have the PS68 new york but man I kind want Serikutie and the saiba maids...
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Ugh, damnit i wanted Haruka not some hobo hime
>>1498964 I think it's very basic since there are no crits. I can record I guess. >>1498972 I'm NA and Chiaki is borrowed anon.
I can sleep well knowing this criminal is behind bars. Goodnight /bag/gers
> No Chiaki to borrow Fuck it we macguyver it.
Arona and Kayoko both gonna get it today
>purple content before I can spark s.hanako fuck
>>1498932 I know but I needed 3. Random JFD teams for homework copyers. Scores are bad.
>>1498978 thanks, i have all the exact students you used but i'm too retarded to experiment in a timely manner
>>1498979 She deserves it. Thank fuck.
>>1498979 I find it funny that you censor my name even though it's literally just Junko.
>>1498958 The only team I have the students for is the sub-80k one...
>>1498973 They're going to censor more stuff, arent they
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>>1498989 you can't say that word
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>>1498979 fun moi. see you on sat
hmmm i didnt get NYharuka with my ten roll ticket but she's apparently permanent so... im conflicted
>>1498992 What are you gonna do about it?
How do I beat this fucking chink?
>>1498968 jokes aside its kinda what the other anon said where it got delayed because steam has a whole moderator team for the review system of any game that wants to get on there and it is REALLY fucking bad and filled with the exact type of people you would expect not all of it mind you its just a literal coinflip sometimes if your game will get on theres a bunch of stories from indie devs that will submit an application, get it rejected, submit it again and within the same weekend get it approved this time given BAs notoriety and the seething it causes with the 60+% suicide community there was 0 chance it gets in without issue unless a higher up steps in
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>>1498997 get CONCERNED
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NAbros please wake up and change your borrows...
>>1499001 a little or?
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Thanks for playing, it went longer that expected but hope it was fun. See you next maint for ballstompy flood
>>1499003 I did just not any of them to Chiaki because I haven't invested in her yet since I didn't expect to get her
>>1499003 You will be borrowing my Ichika, yes?
hey arona you dumb brat, i don't know if i was clear enough, but in case you didn't realize I WANTED KAYOKO you cunt
hello?
>>1499011 NY Kayoko loves those. This is a sign
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>>1499007 I don't need 5 Kikyous... >>1499008 I have my own gigamaxxed Ichika and she's not really working for me.
>>1499011 Pull for nyKayoko. Now.
>>1498998 Hoshino/Shun/Reisa/Kuroko+SShiroko/a good red DPS (even Mash would work I guess)
>>1499009 Congrats on your Kasoom
hmm, this jfd is fun.
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...I just found out that I put my TA borrows in jfd borrows...
...huh!?
>>1499013 Kikyou's billion hit EX is actually pretty good if you get to hit something with DoT beforehand this JFD.
>>1499023 She hypnotized herself to not participate
>>1499019 I couldn't fight him because he rank up kek, but thanks for the advice anyways.
>>1499011 you know what to do
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chise is talented
>>1499031 why did mari do it?
>>1499031 rad chise
>>1499031 >that ending Cowabummer
>>1499031 moimoi if she real
Patch note for JP is out but nothing special. I guess we wait for the datamine for either Konoka or S.Misaki.
>>1499031 the origin of bad chise
>>1499039 >Izuna shards in event shop ehh...
should i double spark on fes or potentially getting NYmuchuki and Kayoko now?
>>1499042 roll the dice
>>1499031 get fucked
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>>1499042 double spark both sensei
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>>1499042 No retard. Unless you have 200k plus jimmies.
>>1499042 depends how much pyro you have to spare. Kayoko is absolutely needed for r(aids) (and is cute) so if you can spare the gems, do it Muchuki is an older dice roll simulator in pee vee pee
>Grand Assault Kaiten Its going to be red, purple, and yellow, right?
>>1499042 how much pyrox?
Sex
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>>1498986 It took more time encoding than recording. In Mika's team, I forgot to start recording, so I missed the UI Ex at the beginning. Chise is just there to highroll S.Hanako damage. She is not doing much.
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>>1499049 >>1499051 i'm at 64k......
>>1499050 Red tor, yellow and blue ins.
>>1499050 Red Torment, Yellow, Blue
>>1499055 give this man 2 sparks
>>1499055 that's kind of low for such a gamble considering you also want to get seia, it depends on how you want to gamble: >risk it now for a chance to get all of them or possibly skip neru >don't risk it and possibly get all of them from bluefes spooks or possibly walk away without a kayoko
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Lovely day
>>1499062 Have you thanked your cute daughter yet?
>>1499062 Stash status?
Guys, I think my Shun might be a little slow...
>>1499055 do it
>>1499065 Only enough for Rio, i hope for sexy seia spook
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>>1499053 Idk anon, he bricked and almost won.
>>1499053 Shun... how could you? >>1499072 Anon I don't think he's posting that to advocate for bringing Kokona to PVP he's just saying 'I brought Kokona and won lol'. iMari is better if you want an striker healer this season anyway.
>>1499069 ...do you not even have a single spark?
>>1499059 but muchuki is cute and she looks good for goz phase 1 >>1499062 explode
The 90s really do fly by
>>1499055 well nothing we're saying matters if you're rolling from the heart. Otherwise, I'd probably calculate to make sure you could survive sparking for the bluefes gauntlet
>>1499077 just use s.hanako.
>>1499078 based chocolate lover
>>1499078 Congrats, you'll be over that hill in no time.
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Good morning. What the fuck did I just sign?
>>1499084 Oh you'll find soon enough.
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>>1499084 Don't worry about it
>>1499084 You've signed your reproductive rights away.
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Man I love it when my images aren't being uploaded for whatever reason.
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>>1499072 more sex then >>1499075 iMari has less range so I have a harder time keeping her from going even further in
>>1499091 Ok, I've seen enough. I kneel to SEX.
>>1499091 Sex fucking died... that heal came in at just the right time to keep Kuroko going though. >iMari has less range 550 range can definitely be a bit clunky in PVP, I just like iMari a little more because yellow armor and getting her EX immediately isn't wasted because it becomes shield/overheal. Her Normal will actually go off too. But I'm often not fucking around this much at high ranks so I can get away with dumber shit.
I'm bored. Can we just skip to blufes already?
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When are we getting T8 blueprints in the Expert Permit shop again?
should i do volume 1 chapter 2 before volume 2 chapter 1?
>>1499098 Completely unrelated volumes so whatever.
>>1499098 Bee urself
>>1499101 how was i supposed to know >>1499102 useful thanks
>>1499095 >dumber shit. truly the best part of pvp
>>1499104 I just wish my opponents were doing dumb shit too.
>>1499078 Load blown. Might be able to get 98 but I'll save here for now.
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>>1499106 Despite all the evidence, there are people who deny the 90s are faster
>>1499106 SLOW DOWN
>>1499107 suddenly pumping a student full with a gift stash doesn't mean it's faster
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yerrrr
>>1499111 thanks
>>1499111 WHERE WERE YOU I HAD TO USE MY BRAIN FOR 10 SECONDS
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Summer sucks.
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>>1499118 Agreed
>>1499097 Oh, nevermind...
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Fucking building AC is busted again
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Good morning /bag/.
>>1499118 fuck this heatwave
Guys, I think Nonomi might have inverted nipples
>>1499118 It's supposed to be 94F today...
There's no such thing as inverted nipples
>>1499129 Rich girls don't have inverted nipples, that's for poorfags like Hiyori and Tsukuyo
>shard boxes again Well, good for me, I guess.
So where are our aplogy gems.
>>1499136 > Down for like 30 minutes Never gonna happen.
>>1499137 It was actually over an hour...
>>1499133 proof?
>>1499137 What about the cancelation of steam release?
>>1499133 Yeah? Well, explain this.
My studentwife has regular nipples
I need hairpins and hats, which node should I sweep? >19-1 - primary hats but no pins >19-4 - primary pins but no hats >19-3 - primary shoes but has pins and hats
It's been quite a long time since UE got added now. Do you guys think they're ever gonna add UE60+?
>>1499145 19-3.
>>1499145 Tier9
>>1499147 When the max level cap hits 99 or 100.
>>1499147 >ever Sure >anytime soon Probably not. Maybe we'll see it appear during the 5th anniversary, once we've had some time to experience Lunatic mode
>>1499149 >Tier 9 Once I'll be sure that most of my upgrade costs are coveres by selectors that I have and won't have to buy more from permit shop.
>>1499102 isn't this missing the recent mini stories that hinted the pajama party and millennium expo
Good night /bag/
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>>1499154 Good night!
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I hate Indians.
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>>1499154 good night
>>1499154 night
What a terrible JFD if you barely have any purples.
>>1499161 I borrowed a UE30 Chiaki for one team, Mika for a 2nd team and then some copium sHanako bullshit scraped together of what I had left for the 3rd and I got 135 coins so I'll leave at that satisfied
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Dear lord...
>>1499165 >135 How? Also, I only have 3 DoT students - Saya, S.Saori and Q.Marina.
>>1499166 how does one sleep while being pelted by gunfire while not being tsubaki?
>>1499168 Dreaming of sensex
>>1499168 she's dreaming the bullets away
>>1499161 Bro, your mika?
>>1499168 Fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away
>>1499167 I didn't use a single DOT student just pure DPS
>>1499108 It's a really easy one. Mika and a borrow then slap together a 3rd team
>>1499175 I think you responded to the wrong guy.
>>1499172 >>1499174 Ok, what teams am I supposed to make with these students?
>>1499179 333 If you can't figure out your own team.
>>1499179 >>1499111 See above.
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>>1499176 He asked you a question. NOW ANSWER IT!
>>1499179 What the 2nd guy said i just copied 2 teams from that image and cobbled together the 3rd on my own
>>1499181 >every single comp has students I don't have >>1499180 I can't even do 3 with my purples and DoT.
>>1499176 I did >>1499175 meant for >>1499161
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>>1499166 this event song is pretty good
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I'll post the other two as well. >DANGEROUS DESUNO
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>not a single Chiaki for borrow AAAAAAAA
>>1499185 Crit resist is too high on that box. Use defense down and other attack buffers.
>>1499190 if you can find one, you can borrow mMomoi and use a regular Midori with her, having both together makes Midori's EX inflict poison
Put up Chiaki you lazy fags. This is cutting it too close and I don't want to do it every day.
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Good Morning Baggies
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>>1499196 good morning.
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I don't know what I expected.
>>1499189 i'm curious how will yukari's Live2D scene work, she's underwater so it's unlikely that she'll be having a conversation with sensei here
Reminder that Saya loves you
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>>1499204 i don't have her sadly, how does that scene go
>>1499193 Made my 1st team (Mika, C.Hare, Shun, S.Kanna, Kisaki, Ako) My 2nd was >borrowed M.Momoi >Q.Marina >Neru >B.Asuna >NY.Fuuka >S.Shiroko And then my Stage 3 team >M.Momoi >Midori >Kokona >Akane >Himari >Satsuki (for a stat stick)
cant sleep. too hot
>>1499113 Hey that's my home
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>>1499209 Is it really that bad?
>>1499209 Take a bath
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>>1499211 nah, it's fine. everything is fine.
>>1499202 She also turned me into a furry once and tried to eat me another time. All in all, I am starting to think that the Chink Alchemy Club attracts bad people.
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Fuck Churro
>>1499218 That's slop
>208k Well, it could've been worse.
I've been owned, once more.
behold
Is 90, 5/m/m/m 3* chiaki enough for jfd4? if so I'll post my borrow after work (NA)
>>1499209 Turn on your ac?
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Better than nothing. Please do.
>>1499226 Alright, i'll probably be back 2-3 hours before reset though so it's most likely gonna be for day 2
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Kayocute Good morning /bag/. About a week ago I mentioned how I was going to pull as much as I needed to in order to get all of New Year PS68. Spoilers for those not wishing to impact their luck by reading about gacha pulls: In 200 pulls I got all of them + S.Fubuki and B.Akane, sparking for Haruka. I'm so fucking happy right now bros I thought my luck had left me
JFD? More like Gay-FD Yeah no, I think im just gonna do phase 3/2
>>1499232 >sparking for Haruka. Oh nonono.
>thought I was helping newfags on halfchan that recently joined because of the (now delayed) Steam release >turns out majority of the posts I replied to was just the schizo copy pasting /r/bluearchive comments again Fucking hell come on I'm having less reasons to actually go there the more days go by
>>1499234 > Got 3 of the targets in 200 pulls Not redeeming the spark is even more retarded.
good drilla
>>1499236 Could have pump kayocute 4 stars cause she has survivability issue.
...Are we up?
>>1499232 grats
Time for Atsui Day 2
>>1499238 Might as well waste 600 ligmas to get her to ue30, 4* Ny.Kayoko is still shit at surviving Peroro anyway.
>>1499238 4* doesn't actually give her enough stats to make her survive better though.
>>1499238 I have plenty of Eligma for this, so its a non-issue. Plus, anniversary will give me even more Eligma (I currently have about 61k pyros for Sexy Seia, Rio, and Neru)
>>1499235 chat is this a copy paste from /r/bluearchive?
>>1499216 Casual reminder that they tried to gaslight us into thinking Ms. "I tricked some girls into eating diet pills that made them eternally hungry" is somehow more moral than Kai
>>1499248 @arona can you confirm??
chat is this real
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>>1499251 heh you shouldnt feel bad though since that shit constantly happens hence why replying with "read the guide sensei" is the eternal catch all answer with how good the guide is and all
>>1499254 Adoption rate would mean there are multiple Reisa. Or it's one Reisa getting adipted, kicked back to the orphanage then get adopted then get kicked back again.
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>>1499249 Oh shit Saya invented Ozempic?
>>1499196 Why do I always see porn with this Ibuki image?
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Good morning, faggots
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>>1499263 Good morning, sunshine.
>>1499253 @plana explain this using only Allied Hyakkiyako Academy terms and members
>>1499262 Because it's always him.
>>1499268 The CIA.
>>1499269 the what
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>mfw
>>1499267 Why do folks have the need to ruin a good design by slapping some bags of blubber on the chest?
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Stop glowing. The CIA isn't real.
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Oh yeah I love the CIA Churro Intercourse in Ass.
>>1499261 Why didn't Kai just turn into a child to seduce me?
>>1499281 She didn't know at the time
>>1499216 >1-(4-Methoxynaphthalene-1 >(1-pentyl-1H-yl) >Indol-3-yl)methanone >1-(2-fluorophenyl)- >Z-Methylpropan-2-amine Walterbros what does this mean?
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Sexy Yuzu. Bonus Aoba.
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Why do students turn small to hang out with sensei Are you a… lolicon?
>>1499286 Aoba is ... kinky?
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I think I fixed my emulator's problems
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>>1499288 Uhhh no, they turned small to get close to me, they are oji-con.
>>1499291 We wouldn't need one if steam jannies didn't fug us over
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>>1499294 It's always good having a second option
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>>1499288 No, it is merely a coincidence that all the students I am very fond of happen to be small.
>>1499284 She's just saying them at random. It's like spamming chemical compound vocal stims.
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>>1499299 Shush, demon
zoos should make like a banana
>>1499297 That'd actually be a good ASMR gag if she ever got one, like Yuuka reading primes or Himari reading pi.
>>1499301 doggy
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>No Chiaki in the friend list I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>1499301 cute doggy
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>>1499296 Care to explain more?
>>1499306 stealing this, thanks
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>The artist from the first doujin I ever bought is now making a Fubuki doujin Welp, time to see how I can get it past imports
>>1499300 Do you affectionmaxx your zoos >>1499305
today is very purple
>>1499317 I'm not an affectionfag like the others, so my Azusa is only bond 50 and I'm working on getting SAzusa to bond 50, from bond 33
I had a drem that Kaede was duelling someone else in MushiQueen, it was a robot in my dream, and it managed to beat her, but then she had a plan to use a series of cards that told a story about two childhood friends eventually being forced to leave one another, but then they met again as adults in the same clearing they frequented as children, and they had a long reunion, even when it was pouring rain around the two of them. Her opponent conceded. I have no clue how that could work as a story in Blue Archive.
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>>1499322 BLUE ARCHIVE'S NEXT EVENT DREAMS OF A (MUSHI)QUEEN You heard it here first, folks!
>>1499321 >I'm not an affectionfag >50 33
>>1499321 I see, I thought you were that one Azusabwo with 90+
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Is there a higher res of this gif?
>>1499325 That's not impressive anymore at this point of the game, I'd say I'm very behind other day 1 players
>>1499317 I just drew it yesterday to test my drawing tablet.
>>1499324 I want to see kaede sacrifice GOD and change the future
>>1499329 Draw more nanners
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>>1499332 The only 2 other zoos pics I drew were these:
What software do you guys draw with during non-aggie days?
>>1499333 Based
>>1499334 CSP / procreate
Get married to your students
>>1499334 ms paint
>>1499339 that's a cat
>>1499306 >someone with purple students other than SHanako built complaining It should be a breeze
>>1499334 CSP, though usually I just tell people use Krita if they ask what to use
>>1499342 I like cats
How many energy drinks should I spend daily on Aoi? I have 5464 coins on hand right now and can consistently get 100 from being in top 100.
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Do you consider this a good cosplay?
>>1499348 Might as well do 2-3 refreshes. You have plenty of coins.
>>1499348 90 ap or none
>>1499348 45 a day
>>1499348 In like 2 weeks I'd be spending a lot of my coins on the bKarin farm + 3x drop campaigns + and the Veritas camping event rerun since that's a ligma farm, but that only requires me to have around 3,000 coins ready in 2 weeks If you're gonna also follow that then yeah you can just be yourself
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So, what happens if I agree to those terms?
>>1499349 she looks like an alien so no
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>>1499361 Nothing to worry about, Sensei. Your life is about to become a whole lot easier.
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>>1499349 i like it, but i wish they'd cover the face, since it would be more accurate.
Bananazoos sucks
Good morning, /bag/!
>>1499367 Thank you for saving us, Chise
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>>1499362 >>1499364 Sometimes I don’t get you guys, at times you complain that cosplayers don’t show face, and other times you complain when they do…
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>>1499361 You're legally "anytime, anywhere" now.
>>1499337 >>1499345 What version of CSP are you using? Wondering if it's worth it to upgrade my 1.0 perpetual license after seeing recent ads on Xeeter.
They are evolving.
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Jumby my beloved...
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jumbling jumby's jovaries
I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I marry dog
>>1499368 Good morning, sunshine.
>>1499377 Today, I feel purple.
>>1499380 If it's dog, it's gotta be pic related.
>>1499381 You too bro
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>>1499374 But there's nothing happening tomorrow and I am interested in new bond gears more than anything though
>>1499352 >>1499353 >>1499357 >>1499358 I see, good points. Would 1-2 refreshes for items I'm in need of (equipment) be reasonable? After that, if it's 2x hards or scrimms, I'll probably ease off the gas and just spend 50 daily on eleph before going all in on the 3x campaigns and probably also the vericamp event (I need more Atlantis).
>>1499380 dog wife happy life
It would've been perfect to wake up today and playing Blue Archive on Steam. Alas.
>dead week Remember accelerating?
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>>1499391 > JFD > GA next week There are loads of dead weeks they can skip in the future. Not this one.
>>1499358 I did it again, I said bKarin instead of jkKarin Fuck myself
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>>1499371 because I hate fake enlarged anime eyes makeup.
Good morning my Miggas!
>>1499391 2x normals aren't a dead week
>>1499392 >>1499396 I demand a concurrent event.
>>1499395 Good morning, sunshine.
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>>1499391 That just means sensei should read their momotalks they have been ignoring for months
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>>1499399 Bonsaige. No.
>>1499403 >one only That would be so unbelievably based.
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>>1499405 > Forcing whale to buy only one Foolishness.
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I wonder when they'll accelerate the TA>JFD>GA rotation. They'll have to remove that one dead week between GA>TA one of these days.
>>1499395 Good morning!
>>1499406 I know how it is. That's why one only would be interesting since they'd be doing something different from everybody else. I married 38 girls in Kantai Collection.
>>1499405 >Can only buy 1 >You must pick between base form or meta alt >If you have no alts you're fucked when an alt comes around Terrible game design
>>1499410 WHORE
>>1499412 Ideally, it would apply to all the alts and the base in such a scenario.
>>1499414 It dramatically cheapens the fun if you do that. I'm not doing it again.
>>1499410 Fucking whore! was some of them Shimakaze or I-19?
For me, it's Hibiki
>>1499416 It's okay, I have 15 characters ringed in grub
>>1499417 I-19, yeah.
>>1499421 Jokes aside, she's probably the reason I like Plana more
>>1499371 i think i just dont like cosplayers
>10x10 pulls trying to get NY Kayo because she's one of the last meta buffers I lack >1 purple >It's a spook I really, REALLY do not want to spark here but then if I don't get her here she might not be around for a whole damn year and trying to get her during fes is too unreliable. Guess I have to dig into momos, hopefully this is burning away all my shit luck.
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>>1499423 Based >>1499420 It pisses me off how after 10 years the game justbrefused to make any update to the Ui or core gameplay beside making the map worse
>>1499428 Limitation for being a browser game. And just Jap devs being stubborn. KC is just too big to just fail now.
>>1499420 Shimakaze's design is so important to otaku culture as a whole. I'm glad it's still so significant to this day. Which sucks because Shimakaze herself doesn't have much decent porn, at least ones scanned.
>>1499400 Nagoose...
>>1499422 I'm not familiar with granblue. I think I played a week back in 2015. >>1499428 >making the map worse The XP distribution change in particular eventually made me quit. That and events turning into themeparks. Go here, do some stupid bullshit. Now go here and do some different bullshit. Now go here and do something entirely different. Wow, okay, now you can go here and debuff the boss. Cool, now you can unlock a shortcut to the boss. Now you can kill the boss. Surprise! The reward is a kaiboukan!
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>>1499432 >Too big to fail Isn’t the whole fandom besides japan pretty much dead at this point? I remember many artist moving to umamusume and blue archive now
Do you guys claim all your achievement/challenge pyros immediately or do you keep some of them as a backup or an emergency fund?
>>1499439 I just slap the claim all button every day.
>>1499438 Sure, but as long as the brand is big enough, and they still get deals from within the country, then I heavily doubt they will go under anytime soon.
>>1499439 There's no reason not to just get it as soon as you get the achievement.
>>1499439 Some achievements expire, so I claim everything I can
>>1499437 Its hard to go back to that game, what determines your map movement is entirely dependent on your ships formation and other times you need a specific ship to get past a node successfully And let’s not forget how you are limited to doing 5 missions at a time.
>>1499447 It was 6, maybe 7, if you did the Ooyodo quests. Might be higher now.
>>1499447 >wonder why I almost run out of time at the second box >check mMomoi's stats I think I found my problem.
>>1499391 This was supposed to be the week for new Steam players to get to explore what the game has to offer and not overwhelm them with something new and time limited
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
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>>1499452 pat pat pat
>>1499442 waah waah babu waah
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>>1499441 >>1499445 >>1499446 Fair enough, I just can't bring myself to not have some sort of backup fund either in the form of that or momos, although the momos are also in part due to lazyness.
>>1499452 >on time
>>1499457 I want this young lady to get a dress alt already.
>check assists to see if anyone has Chiaki for rent >Nobody, not a single one, it's all sHanako with a few others sprinkled into the mix Renge will work fine enough... Right?
>>1499465 The JFD is pretty easy pretty much anyone will work just get a dot up.
>>1499465 You can brute force it with Mika
getting a maintenance notice when trying to access the web event, is john nexon fucking with me?
>>1499440 >>1499442 Why is she obsessed with Ayame?
goodnight
>>1499471 painful translation
>>1499465 Just take Mika on one team, Wakamo + SHanako a second team, then borrow SHanako for the third team. SShiroko, NYFuuka, Shun, etc to go faster.
>>1499476 explode
>>1499477 Went with this and I regret my T1. T2's 3 because I need to invest in the 'Moi more.
Nagusa is "Nagoose", Nagisa is "Nageese".
>>1499470 It loaded for me when I logged in
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>>1499485 I like images like these
oh my god nine eleven
>>1499482 i would never mess up my students' names
>>1499490 What's your wife's family name?
>>1499492 >wife which one?
>>1499492 SCHALE. Because she's married. To me.
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>>1499493 >>1499495 Manwhores, all of you. Saori should shoot you again
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>Ring on finger AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1499499 Saori would share sensei with the entire squad
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>>1499499 Tell her to aim for the fucking head this time.
>>1499501 Give me toxoplasmosis or give me death
>>1499499 this you?
>>1499507 What prompted a man to make something like this?
>>1499508 uncurable mental illness
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In 6 months 2016 will be 10 years ago
>>1499508 theres a lot of horrors that make me wonder the same thing alas i just stopped questioning after a while
>>1499507 delete this
>>1499512 no...
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>>1499513 >brown yucky
>>1499513 would
>>1499518 >My hair N-No,,,
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>>1499518 That baby have seen her own future. Baldy.
>>1499500 I don't like how that image makes me feel.
>>1499524 Why care about your hair when you have a Yuuka wife?
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>>1499436 hey, no bully, or EOS!
>>1499527 but I don't have either right now...
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>>1499450 >problem nah, you're good. she's a gamertard after all, and you gotta play by the book. it's the rules. I'm sorry.
>>1499532 Time to develop a tulpa
Don't have any Chiaki to borrow but both of these lineups were pretty easy to do and get max coins.
Overcome with the desire to have sex with Ako. Anyone got a cure for this clear sign of mental illness?
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>>1499538 Jack off?
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>>1499538 Only one thing to do
>>1499539 Hell yeah
>>1499538 Sorry. It's incurable
Not exactly full points, but whatever. Good enough for a first day JFD. Might try to improve it later in the evening. Probably not. Who cares.
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>>1499543 Is this okay?
>>1499546 sure, it's ako? she likes it, so don't worry.
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hanako is my only pink attacker
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childs
>>1499551 Just use Mika. And borrow another S.Hanako. Use the system, nerd.
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Post chibis
>>1499551 >got m.momoi and the lewd gyaru (erika fucking when?) don't feel like building any of them >got ichika and kikyou, still 3* but otherwise fairly geared out, kikyou anyways don't feel like they help a lot.. but that purple basic buff from kikyou, right? That only buffs other purple attackers, but if you have yellows, it's fucking useless, is that right? Or does is still give a purple buff to anyone else, no matter what color?
Also, asking in advance - what teams could I make for Kaiten using these >>1499179 students + borrow?
>>1499563 what difficulty?
>>1499551 Mika is also pink
>>1499566 >Mika is also pink
>>1499567 Kisaki Ako/NYfuuka CHare DPS filler filler
>>1499567 For Insane, just borrow DHina
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I tried to get haruka and ended up getting spooked by 2 nutsukies and yellow kayoko (also reijo and himari dupes) Ugh ill be broke once gamer maids rerun
>>1499567 What the other guy said, replace one filter with S.Hosh.
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>>1499572 you can get spooked by the limiteds while rolling on haruka or kayoko banners?
>>1499577 Which one of them is limited?
Muchuki seems tempting if only to get more blue aoe options.
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>>1499579 ny.muchuki and ny.aru?
>>1499551 S Hanako + dot for t1 Mika + buffs + def down for T2 Borrowed S. Hanako + dot for T3 If you only have 1 dot setter then save the steonger buffers for the S hanako without dot.
>>1499579 Anon... the limited label is right above Mutsuki and Aru banner.
>>1499569 >>1499570 >>1499573 Ok but what blue dps? Borrow Wakamo or use 3.5th fes?
>>1499584 Wakamo or just use Kuroko.
>>1499581 I see, i guess its possible somehow >>1499583 My brain skipped right over it
>>1499584 You can use literally anyone you want. Insane is a pushover. Try using Mika for fun.
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holy shit you fucking retards. STOP WASTING PYROXENES RIGHT BEFORE BLUEFES!
>>1499584 yes, NYMutsuki for phase 1 as well
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>>1499589 They still have 2 sparks left, shut up Seia.
>>1499590 Anon, I don't have her.
>>1499589 I do not wish for a yellow fox studentwife, black one would be good
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so... you totally can get spooked by the other limited banners that are up, while rolling on unlimited ones? That... is interesting. >>1499586 >I see, i guess its possible somehow interesting >>1499589 shut up, you're not my mom
>>1499589 I wish seia was my mom
Don't listen to him. Keep rolling. NYMutts is more important
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Intercourse with youngsters
>>1499589 Ny Koayoko is a must-have for blue content so if they can get her and still have at least 2 sparks for fes they're good.
>>1499593 I'm just giving you options
Speaking of wasting pyros, what banner will have the 100 free pulls?
>>1499580 She IS quite tempting.
>>1499602 Seia + JK.Asuna
>>1499334 aggie.
>>1499605 Speaking of, how good is JK Asuna?
>>1499602 Sexy Seian and your Labrador retriever.
>>1499599 i havent fap for almost 3 weeks, dont tempt me anon
>>1499608 Special buffer. Used for Geburah and Lunatic Greg because at Lunatic, Greg's dmg debuff applied to strikers can't be removed.
>>1499589 Sorry for being skipped Seia
>>1499608 She's needed for lunatic geburah and greg
>>1499589 saved up 51k for seia, rio and train lolis
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>>1499613 Stoppu and Seia skippu.
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>>1499605 for tender and loveydovey sex? great otherwise not really that great, basically lunatic greg and geb material
We need Gehenna summer 2. This time with Ako(Swimsuit)
>>1499612 >>1499614 I'll likely not be doing lunatic anytime soon so if I don't get her within the 100 after getting Seia I'll have to skip even though she's cute.
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>>1499610 You sure?
I don't think NA will ever be LUN to plat
>>1499624 Do you have a rio one
I want this.
>>1499626 Give it 10 years
>>1499622 I mean, if you get Seia before having to spark, there's no reason not to get her too. She's 50% off limited that will really come in handy. And even when it comes to easier Greg, you can then field 2 teams that won't require the same students.
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>>1499626 I don't even think it'll be TOR to plat for a while.
>>1499629 I'll be dead by then
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>>1499627 Artist hasn’t made one of Rio yet
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Midomo's midomos.
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>>1499624 i'm a man with determination
>>1499630 I meant mostly if I'm forced to spark for the yellow fox
Fuuuck i just realized neru is coming soon, i either need to luckshit maids or give one up
>>1499641 Then, it's reasonable. If Seia spooks you, go for Asuna. And I mean, you've got 75% chance that you'll get Seia before having to spark (that is, the probability is ~75% after 200 rolls).
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China is good
Today I want to talk about Akari's hair. Akari's hair is blonde and long, reminiscent of a field of grain ready to harvest. Speaking of grain, she has a little braid in all her hair, being almost so small you could miss it if it weren't near her face. Her hair is relatively chaotic outside of that, because there's little strands here and there, implying that she rather frequently has the wind blowing her hair, likely from escaping prefect members (or kidnapping Fuuka). In her New Years outfit, her hair gets a rather mature flower ornament in her left side, with a long ponytail that seems to come together near her upper chest, then decides to be free from thereon. Her NY memolobby is a perfect example of how she handles her hair- it might be tricky to deal with, but she's more interested in what's in front of her, which is almost always a meal. That's not to say she doesn't care for her hair, she definitely does for it to be so luscious at that length- it's probably more a case that she isn't going to fret over every little imperfection, instead opting for a lot of hair over the best hair you've seen. Because of that, it probably doesn't smell particularly special compared to other students- it'd be a nice, sweet smell, but likely faint because of how much hair she has to take care of. Her hair reminds me of pasta, to be honest. Her entire design might be meant to represent a good harvest, but I can't help but get weirdly hungry whenever I look at her for long enough.
The Steam release. Where is it? What am I supposed to do while waiting? Play Shadowverse 2?
Does Seia need UE40?
>>1499647 play factorio
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>>1499640 we can make it, fellow no-fap'er. what's your secret though? do you just busy yourself with literally anything but actually touching your dick? do you exercise?
>>1499630 she won't really come in handy unless you want to go lunatics, if someone can afford it then yeah go for it but it's not like she'll see much use
>>1499648 Torment and above, otherwise no.
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i'm a man with determination
>>1499653 manslut
>>1499648 it'll help with making runs comfier because of the increased survivability, faster cost regen and better shields. It's generally useful though not mandatory
>>1499646 NY Akari has twintails actually
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Good mornik
>>1499653 And you wonder why you are treated like a cheap whore
>>1499664 Why did Aru delay the steam port?
>>1499668 Unwelcome School started playing I'm afraid
>>1499668 Schizophrenia, taken from her VA.
What's the UE priority on the gigabuffers? I assume it's something like Kisaki > Ako/New York Fuuka > C.Hare > Rio > Himari?
>>1499664 hahaha cheeky
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>>1499669 As expected of Aru-sama! Truly a hard boiled criminal
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>>1499589 Don't stop! >*Rubs hands together*
>>1499672 >>1499672 Specials always have priority because they give extra stats. Ako vs Rio depends on if you have DAru or not.
>>1499672 NYFuuka only gets more healing at UE40, so unless her shields are a make or break for your run, she shouldn't be that high
>>1499660 >check to confirm this >it's real oh god damn it. That's frustrating. It's still relatively "wild" hair, so most of it is accurate aside from the fact I got the hair style wrong. In my defense, it's more obvious with the 4komas compared to her neck hiding the other twintail almost completely, but that's still a huge mistake on my part.
Momyoko
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>>1499650 i'm rewatching old super sentai/kamen rider i grew up with
>own 0 purple students >I can only manage stage 3 with borrowed S.Hanako >end up having clearing 3/1/1 still happy, praise the lord for the assistants
>>1499672 cHare so she doesn't instantly die as instantly (she still dies really quickly in some raids).
>>1499683 you can easily do stage 2 with blue and yellow students
Hina's fragrant strawberry-flavor feet
>>1499688 Proof?
>>1499684 She doesn't. It's a skill issue if she's dying or you are aiming for a top 10 rank.
>>1499672 Technically, none. You can plat just fine with them at 3 stars. Remember it's 900 ligma for UE30, do that when you have the luxury and a well rounded roster.of dps students at UE40 (fes students basically or others like Iroha) NYKayoko and CHare do need to be 4 stars minimum though, they eat shit too easily in a few raids without it. But honest answer, there's no "priority", as they're ALL must haves. UE30 the special buffers when you're you're struggling to juice a bit more out of a raid
>>1499688 sounds yummy
>>1499589 Check this shit out
>>1499677 We'll all probably get Aru when she reruns so I guess Rio should be over Ako in that case. >>1499678 Huh, strange how Fuuka only gets more healing. Thanks.
>>1499699 It's going to be Miyako
>>1499700 Wrong.
>>1499699 Mario.
>>1499699 Gonna go with either Guyo or Midomo Desuwide
It's all good, I got another one, and this one has two purples
>>1499702 FATTY
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>>1499695 Yeah, I've been platting fine with all of them at 3* but I just wanna splurge on ligma to uncap their affections. Having all of them show up with their furniture but stuck at 20 is triggering me day after day.
>>1499689 I tasted them >>1499696 Yeah, the Hinussy tastes better most likely but that's off limits until marriage
>>1499706 I've won Completely >>1499705 Thank you for blessing my roll
>>1499712 ERITO VICTORY! Congratulations!
>>1499688 Sunshine
>>1499699 >>1499706 Say hag again
>>1499709 is this video broken for anyone else?
>>1499712 congrats
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>>1499717 I forgot that one doesn't work here.
>>1499720 it happens
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Kisaki should force herself upon me
say AAAAH
>>1499716 If she didn't like being called a hag then she clearly wouldn't have come home in 20 rolls
>>1499725 This is rape
>>1499720 what the fuck
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Does Kiki count as an aged down Kisaki?
>>1499709 Well... how much ligma do you have? Remember fes is coming up and you need to save at least enough to UE40 UNeru But I'd say NYFuuka and Ako to UE30, as they make use of the Healing stat so technically you get more for the investment
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>>1499726 Post 2nd pic.
>>1499726 She only came to shoot you
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i was really looking forward to the Steam release why do people have to ruin things
>>1499728 Don't mind me just pirating your luck
>>1499727 sensei's rights: 1d100 = 38
>>1499720 works for me
Don't post that fucking garbage here
>>1499572 >48809 pyro left I wish you good luck on the Blue FES pull You will need it
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> 38 Celsius tomorrow At least I get paid tomorrow...
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>>1499726 Do those things actually work? How do you make a girl forcefully ovulate? Don't women supposedly have a limited number of eggs? Do these make the taker somehow make more eggs?
>>1499737 what the fuck
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>>1499730 4.5k, so pretty healthy. I got a fuck ton of PJ.Noa dupes when rolling for her so I got her to UE50 for pretty much nothing. I also just spent like 400-ish bringing Kisaki from 4* to UE30. I think I'll do Ako and NY.Kayocute too.
>>1499745 Celcius? like the energy drink? 38 is a lot of drinks
>>1499746 If I remember correctly it just gives you hormones that stimulates egg release, hormones that you should already have naturally And yes women have a limited number of eggs
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Get your wife beater trophies and other rewards, /bag/.
The steam release was supposed to be out by now...
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>>1499634 Corrective rape required...
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>>1499752 She is the one that paid me to spank her FAT jiggly ass, what's so wrong to finally get my salary?
>>1499760 hunting monsters in my online vidya or jerking off? which one do you mean by work?
>>1499760 Why aren't YOU working, Serika? Unlike you, I don't have a debt
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can Haruna handle Afro-cuisine?
>>1499764 thank you nega koharu
>>1499766 she doesnt have enough bombs for that shit
>>1499766 At least it's not Indian food.
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Random question, do we have any tiger student?
>>1499771 nyot yet
>>1499770 at least the animals in Indian food are either dead or not there if it's a cow i don't even really eat lobster or crab since I'm too woke to eat animals that got boiled (or nuked in that case) alive and I guess that's how you cook them.
>>1499484 not working for me, maybe nexon doesn't like my vpn
>>1499771 We'll get our Byakko student one day to complete the Celestials.
>>1499773 First of all, you're a fag, and second you can kill them before boiling them
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please do not eat the animals
>>1499766 This shit has to be fake None of the food there is even seasoned, that bitch is just throwing the season over and calling it a day, no water was even added, that shit will end up dry as shit. The potato and corn need at least some humidity to cook properly
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>>1499781 >african food >water
>>1499785 loled
>>1499785 how do they make their kool aid and grits then?
>>1499788 kool aid is sold in powder form
>>1499788 Blood or piss, take your poison I have no idea
This shit is not a 10% chance
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>>1499766 I still can't forget that one video where the cook was cleaning chicken with a fucking bleach. One drumstick fell down the drain and he simply pulled it out, poured some more bleach on it and cooked it with the rest.
>>1499773 Think of the bright side; at least it isn't Yin Yang fish or Ikizukuri.
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>>1499793 Isn't that potentially lethal? or does it just completely fucking ruin the taste
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This game needs some cow students
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yuh, 78k looks better
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>>1499806 some MORE cow students*
>>1499809 That's a cook >>1499808 That's a secretary
>>1499793 american education
heavy rain the whole day outside
>>1499806 Your Ako?
Smooth
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>>1499815 You Bitch, give us some of that rain.
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>>1499811 Casual sex to relieve stress.
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>>1499822 WHAT ARE THOSE
>>1499815 I love it when that happens, even though there's a fairly large amount of people that hate it
>>1499824 My dream weather is 20°-25°C all year, with semiregular rain
>>1499825 like new zealand?
>>1499825 That sounds just about perfect yeah, not cold enough to hurt when you sit at the toilet bowl but not hot enough to make you sweat your skin off and at least one rain day every week, its the dream
>>1499827 >not cold enough to hurt when you sit at the toilet bowl what
>>1499823 Fashion
>>1499828 Ceramics can get pretty cold
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weather changed from 30 degrees to 20 degrees so now I can sleep normally more than 2h at random times during the day!
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Cherino status?
>>1499828 Trust me, on truly cold days that shit is fucking awful, its like sitting on a throne made out of ice
>>1499825 parts of south east australia are -11c to 25c year round, but you have to be willing to deal with wet winters.
This L2D and these momos are too dangerous
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>>1499834 I'd rather not deal with australians
>>1499833 I live in country that has minus 25-30 in the winter regularly and I never felt that a toilet seat is cold
>>1499839 Do you have heating?
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At least it's colder today. From 33 degrees yesterday to 18 today.
>>1499839 Really? weird, maybe toilets in your area are made of a different material specifically because its that cold
>>1499837 dont worry (((they've))) been shipping in syrians and suddanese to the small towns, you'll fit right in
>>1499839 Could be that your seat is made of plastic. I live in a somewhat colder country and the seat is fine if it's plastic, but my calf sometimes touches the toilet and it's pretty fucking cold in the winter.
>>1499840 Who doesnt
>>1499841 That doujin made me cry >>1499848 Me
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I'm going to cook instant noodles slightly differently in front of Haruna by keeping the water the noodles boiled in even if it says to drain it, putting in egg while it's boiling, and adding more herbs and spices and other seasoning on top of the seasoning it came with and call it "Gourmet Instant Noodles" and beg for her forgiveness after she's done shooting me
Which student would huff gasoline?
The perfect place to be inside of during the winter...
Let's see if /bag/ is majority civilized or uncivilized.: Does /bag/ was their chicken? Does /bag/ wash their rice? The correct answer is yes, you should do both. Not with bleach or soap, but you should rinse them and scrub with your hands
hey /bag/, its her birthday.
>>1499857 Chicken yes rice no, I usually buy rinse free
>>1499858 WHERE'S THE STEAM CLIENT, SERIKA
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Today I learned that footsies is actually flirting and not just being playful. No, I have never had a girl initiate footsies with me.
>>1499857 Where do you live that you need to wash your chicken? Any basic bacteria will die once you cook it, so unless it has literal shit rubbed on it, then wtf?
>>1499865 No footsies is fighting game bullshit.
>>1499857 You're not meant to wash your chicken what the fuck.
>>1499865 Isn't that like a fighting game term for spacing and dodging?
>>1499857 washing non-whole chicken that you bought from the store in a non-shithole country is doing literally nothing but splashing about salmonella juice everywhere. just dry it with a paper towel after you take it out the package and start cooking
>>1499857 I've always been told that you shouldn't wash chicken, because it only spreads the bacteria, only the heat is able to kill them. For rice, you wash it if you want less starch in it
>>1499857 No and no Arona, take his Pyros
>>1499858 Happy birthday Serika. You're the cutest kot and best grill friend ever
>>1499869 >>1499871 It's when someone rubs their feet on your leg under a table or something
>>1499876 That's sexual harassment
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>>1499857 I wash my rice, but I've never heard of washing chicken. Unless you mean washing my cock/penis, then yes of course I wash, soap and scrub, and rinse my penis when I shower. All guys do, right?
>>1499873 >>1499872 Huh, that's good to know
Mari wouldn't say that
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>>1499878 Yes because I'm also jacking off.
>>1499857 I don't eat chicken, just beef I don't wash my rice no.
>>1499876 Most likely student to play footsies with you?
Please, do NOT share your penis washing habits with strangers on the internet
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Do wash your privates, no one deserves an infection there
>>1499885 At least fucking clean your foreskin ffs
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I wash chickens using mah penis.
It's not do you wash or rinse your cock but how often you do it. Everytime you shower, some anon here haven't taken one in weeks >>1499878
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it's time for your exam again sensei
>>1499887 >>1499886 It's good to practice personal hygiene, but that's not something you talk about with strangers
>>1499890 Did I pass?
>>1499759 I love staring at Iori.
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good morning /bag/
>>1499894 How strong should Mari slap me if I want her to cook me with one slap?
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>>1498760 I'm back from work. Fuck you
>>1499884 Kikyou for starters
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>1499898 I don't know but it would be extremely painful
can anyone link me to the latest bagscript? i'm wondering if i can access that on my phone so i don't even need to glue myself to my PC every late night.
>>1499904 It's on the op
>>1499884 I have a feeling Kasumi would do that but instead with Sensei's dick
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>>1499891 Good thing we are all friends here
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>>1499892 why yes, it's still healthy enough for regular usage for another month
>>1499832 im gonna cum
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>>1499859 Good man, although rinse free sounds more expensive due to added processing costs. >>1499868 >>1499870 >>1499872 >>1499873 >>1499874 >>1499878 Negroes detected. >but the heat of the cooking kills the bacteria! Oh yeah? How about I brew you some coffee with rainwater, the heat should sterilize it, no? >but it gets the funny bacteria juice everywhere Then why wash anything at all if the same logic applies? >you must live in a shithole country The fact is industry doesn't care about cleanliness. When the wagie at the supermarket drops the beef cuts or chicken drumlegs, he's not gonna wash them, he packages them right up because he's got a lot more to do. Even the "local" butchery at the market won't bother cleaning it that much, and who knows how long it's been sitting there exposed to open air? Even if they keep stock in a freezer, again, due to the volume they have to stock and process, they can't be through It's YOUR responsability to wash all meat and produce when you're gonna cook them, the sellers only care about making that sale
30 more posts till Serika bread.
>>1499911 Artist?
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what historical era would you specialize in as a Sensei? it would be the Middle Ages for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XvflOTdRK4&t=50s
I'll bake
>>1499915 do you still wash your chicken if you want to deep fry them?
>>1499921 dont forget sprinkles
>>1499915 but racists online told to never wash my chicken or else im black
>>1499915 >Oh yeah? How about I brew you some coffee with rainwater, the heat should sterilize it, no? Yes, though depending on where you live the rain might bring harmful substances from the air with it, that's why you use filters
>>1499915 The only nigger here is you, who lives in a place so fucked up he has to wash his fucking beef so it doesn't have shit on it. >but rainwater The issue with rainwater isn't the bacteria, it's the pollution and dirt in it which the heat will do nothing to, but if filtered then yes the heat will sterilize any bacteria, you should look up what pasteurizing means, retard.
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Can we extend Tsurugi's birthday? Thanks
>>1499927 Nah, it's Serikot's birthday
>>1499927 No, it's Serika's rightful day. You can post Roogi if you want to
>>1499927 She got two threads. Poor Kokonuts only got one for her birthday.
Now that the thread is over I'd like to express my undying love for my wife and how I think she's extremely cute
>>1499930 but theres too little serika ITT
>>1499935 We can change that next thread, can't we?
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death to all seiafags 勾罪
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>>1499920 It's (((them))) isn't it
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>>1499936 Thanks
>>1499937 will we?
>>1499915 brown skinned pagpag eater who cant imagine a world where your food doesnt have gross contamination
EoS
I will.
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DIE


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