>>1524557 >finally makes a thread quick >mika Well here we go

ako olev good night cocksuckers

>gamers >are shit at indoors field >but good at urban warfare explain this bullshit

blue ID get

Hey isn't that the wrong Tea Party?

>>1524561 good night

Arona loves you

Play Blue Archive™

I HATE WORKING SO FUCKING MUCH. 1d100 = 37

It was her turn.

My first torment on my f2p JP account in under 200 days. First team was SHanako TYuuka Wakamo (A) NYKayoko Himari NYFuuka and second team was this to clean up the remaining 9m. They really made Goz much easier. All clone and hat RNG is removed. All you have to do is move to the correct spot once and he's a punching bag.

>>1524570 Sorry, but I only play games on Steam

>>1524568 woah I haven't seen one of these in ages

>>1524575 >All clone and hat RNG is removed Wait will he no longer do his hat attack on the side the real one is on?

>>1524575 Obviously, Lunatic is the new mald target now. Which is odd that they haven't made a 3rd or 4th T.Yuuka yet.

>>1524577 sounds gay tbh

>>1524582 They haven't even made a 2nd SPYuuka yet...

>>1524581 As long as you are in front of the real Goz you are safe from every attack.

Sex with Hifumi

+1 unblur me please

>>1524586 Why do we need a 2nd spYuuka? The 1st one is already perfect.

>>1524586 Uhhh excuse you, Kotori is your 2nd T.Yuuka.

I don't want to work

>>1524587 wait really? That seems silly.

Ibuki playing outside while Hina hits the books

Gray ID Sub for Sub

>>1524599 You suck!

>>1524587 There'll be way less resetting that way. Felt like the only way to avoid that attack was to have everyone hiding in the corner, you had to time your stupid shield at the right time so they'd run away from the attack. >>1524591 SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN AFTER YOU ACTUALLY USE KOTORI

>>1524575 >>1524587 What the actual fuck? I was figuring the RNG removal was just for Lunatic because that made sense. Goz was one of the most engaging raids because of his mechanics even if it got a little frustrating, they just had to add a few soft rules to his patterns not make it a snoozefest.

With all the walfare discussion in the past thread, I wanted to complain, but then WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YUZU!?

>>1524591 actually tYuuka is Kotori 2

My Lovely StudentWife Noa. Chihiro said since koyuki is in her reflection room without any electric device, my Blue colored ID will be certain in this thread

Anyone here going to the AX?

>>1524568 yeah

>>1524608 That doesn't count, you have to reroll.

>>1524601 Not my problem, bitch. Kotori is a lighter T.Yuuka ( cause her shield ia shit)

I don't wanna do GA I don't wanna draw I don't wanna work What chemical invalance has hit me now

>>1524617 Lazyness

>>1524606 you complained too much

What did she mean by this?

>>1524608 i actually like this color idk what it's called

>>1524613 I don't get it

/bag/, will they stream this event? I wanna see the Q&A part.

>>1524603 Goz's hat bullshit in P2 was just dumb, on top of his wacky ass bomb targeting. The balls in SRKR were a much better implementation of obstacle RNG but they decided to gut that in Torment. >>1524606 She's a real gamer now.

>>1524617 something something dopamine take meth

>>1524618 No...

>>1524617 then dont

>>1524623 Most likely

>>1524615 It is your problem actually. You'd never advocate for using Kotori in Goz if you'd ever actually used Kotori in Goz.

Use Kotori in Goz right now

It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.

Bitch which one

>>1524607 Hnnngnnnhh.... Buxom bespectacled engineering girls with glasses

>>1524622 She's Toki. She does the pissu

>>1524611 fuck no i like this color go reroll yourself

>>1524634 DO NOT USE KOTORI IN GOZ

>>1524637 why is she so fat?

>>1524646 Ate most of the event, leaving only afterwords

>>1524645 I did it so I get to tell other people to do it.

>>1524623 Their tweet says live on youtube.

>>1524646 She has secretly been hanging out with Hasumi.

It's time. Post Wakamo.

>>1524648 You probably cleared Extreme.

I want maid Aris, but I also want Seia, and I also want shupogakis. But I don't have enough pyroxene for them all. Life is suffering.

>>1524652 Wakamo.

>>1524653 no takebacks

>>1524656 Is that fucking Kancolle

>>1524624 The hats were fine in theory, it was easy to pick out the safe one and they just needed to add a rule where the safe spot couldn't go on the opposite ass end of the arena from the real Goz. They fixed the camera angle and UI issues too. The bombs admittedly were kinda bizarre I will agree. I liked him being a reactive raid rather than a pattern oriented one, like I said before it made him engaging to fight and largely worked as intended. ShiroKuro had the balls but it also has the super random mines outside of TOR which are dogshit.

>>1524659 Yeah.

>>1524663 Damn, I miss Kashima

>>1524654 > Aris Skip and wait for the selector.

>>1524663 i miss my Shigugu

i just woke up from a nap, i dreamed they announced that because of complications the steam release would be 3 months away

Thoughts on Ibuki having a heart-shaped halo in one of her concept sketches?

Ibuki drew the Prefect Team

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>1524671 looks pretty bad, good thing they didn't choose that

>>1524671 Way too on the nose.

>>1524671 Top right gives me Rune Factory vibes for some reason, might be how modest it looks with the frilly boots and long twintails.

>>1524671 Should have kept the A10 eyes

>>1524666 >>1524668 I miss it too.

>>1524671 >A. Nagisa

>>1524658 How come Mirai is so fucking sexy while being such a retard?

>>1524680 I wonder why they didn't go for the fluffy hair. Trinity doesn't have a lot of that.

>>1524673 she can clearly see their halos?????

>>1524663 Oh hey Minori.

>>1524683 Of course it's because of all the microplastics in Millennium's water

>>1524684 Because fluffy hair isn't considered lady-like, duh. Oh, and wavy hair is different from fluffy hair.

>>1524686 Children can see things others can't.

>>1524617 where does the idea come that we need to be constantly doing something 24/7

>>1524683 but that's aru's schtick

>>1524692 Industrial revolution

>>1524692 From the fact that I'm broke and need to make money

>>1524691 >Sensei is an overgrown manchild at heart Checks out.

eeyore

>>1524691 but kokona can't see shun's halo

>>1524695 Aru is not sexy. > open her mouth > binner killed.

>>1524667 What is the selector? I am a newfag. Do you get to choose a free student or something?

>>1524701 That is proof Kokona is a full grown lady

>>1524695 Aru is sexy, retarded and has a heart of gold Mirai is probably a piece of shit

Maybe Choco Mint ain't so bad...

>>1524692 rest good excessive rest bad

>>1524705 sorry to say but Mirai is a student and therefore cannot ever be bad

>>1524703 No it's a bough ticket for 17 ish dollar, allowing you to just pick whatever student you want up to a certain point. No limited.

>>1524660 The problem with the hats that dealing with them just consumed a lot of time and effort that would just be better spent killing Goz, and repo is still pretty ass outside of SPYuuka so the optimal strategy really was to just hope for the best or hide in the corner.

>>1524710 Maybe not evil, but she's still a scammer Aru-sama is a good and honest outlaw

>>1524689 I want to have like 5 kids with her but I'm worried about what kind of retarded beliefs she'll have, like thinking that babies can gain all their nutrients from the sun or some hippie shit like that

>>1524707 it's pretty good.

>>1524646 why are you?

>>1524715 you call her a scammer and yet you'll be farming T10 hairclips day ONE

>>1524712 If we had more repo students closer to TYuuka's AOE, I would complain, but since the options are only a fraction as competent as her, these changes don't annoy me too much

>>1524720 I don't think that's safe

>>1524718 Mirai is only for onetime fling, if you knock her up you are already scammed

How do we fix Ny. Haruna and what kind of bond gift do we give her?

Wide

>>1524707 That's a horribly shaped ass

Are you coming /bag/?

>>1524695 Aru IS dumb, but she can sort of recognize bad decisions sometimes. She just wants to commit to being a smooth criminal, which is simply not in her nature, and so actively decides to jump headfirst into easily avoidable disasters That one schizopost a while ago calling her bad for dragging her friends into it was missing the fact that all of them know what they're getting into and are on board with it

>>1524726 everything is covered up though sorta

>>1524730 Is she... You know? 'Jeet coded?

>>1524729 Even more attack. And make that def down trigger more reliable.

>>1524731 delete this right now she doesn't know how lewd she was when she did it

Erotic levels for their swimsuits? I bet Nagisa will have a big butt

>>1524728 Pregnant Mirai sounds fucking hot to the point I don't mind doing it a few times even if that means getting scammed

>>1524718 she'd have you on beef tallow or whatever the schizophrenics are doing nowadays

>>1524740 you don't understand the mysteries like the dimwitted sensei you are mirai's club is the REAL DEAL

>>1524744 we need ui shorts

>>1524749 fentanyl is the current thing

>>1524742 Interesting. I think her basic - simply increasing attack - is kind of meh. She should also fire off a bunch of explosions in all directions while at it, maybe five or so. Thoughts?

Mirai will stick your children into one of these to harness their Oregone or some shit

>>1524758 (with door open)

Since we're in ultra rare Mirai hours. What is the one conspiracy theory you believe?

Account seeds are real

>>1524762 It wasn't six million

>>1524758 >>1524759 this looks like a metal outhouse

>>1524749 >Mirai forcing me to eat pineapple everyday because she read that eating cum while pregnant boosts the babies genes

>>1524762 9/11 was, at best, allowed to happen.

>>1524762 We're in a soul trap. It's not a conspiracy. Also July 5th megatsunami

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

Mirai getting pregnant 1d100 = 20 Arisu getting pregnant 1d100 = 30

>>1524756 Well pray that whoever made the Hibiki bond gear to also be a Haruna fag, then.

>>1524762 THE SISTERHOOD IS DISAPPEARING PEOPLE THE TEA PARTY HAS CONNECTIONS TO VIOLENT GANGS

>>1524762 Insane conspiracies like the MK Monarch stuff are seeded by the US Government to discredit people talking about real things like MK Ultra.

>>1524778 It's that simple? Alright!

>>1524729 >How do we fix Ny. Haruna She's legitimately going to almost always be meta in PVP because she has an omnidirectional uncancellable high accuracy AOE splash EX. As strong as someone like SHanako is, her EX can be avoided, once NYHaruna uses hers, everyone is getting hit. She's just not getting used much currently this season but she'll come back in Indoors and when evasion stops being gutted. If you're going to give Haruna a Bond Gear it should be for her Base or her Sportswear alt.

>>1524762 blood donation isn't backed by vampires

>>1524762 There was an old civilization at some point that was wiped before the homo-sapiens emerged What about BA conspiracies?

>>1524784 >once NYHaruna uses hers, everyone is getting hit. technically incorrect, it does have a max range and you can avoid it that way

>>1524762 Mossad and the CIA are the same shit and they have their shit covered hands in every problem in the last 100 years in the western world, from JFK to Epstein and it was them that nearly blew Oranger's head clean off on live TV. I have no suicidal thoughts and they will never get me.

>>1524783 Either allowing her normal to hit more people, or let her EX hits one or two more times. Hire me, Nexon.

What kind of homosexual chooses left? https://x.com/Eveveb_414/status/1940355243881242766?s=19

>>1524762 watched this recently https://odysee.com/@ThePyramidofPower:1 also read this https://archive.org/details/one-nation-under-blackmail-vol-1-2-whitney-alyse-webb_202401/mode/2up also watched stuff about the plasma moon and greater earth map yes i am an unhinged schizo or whatever buzzword hollywood/tavistock/america's greatest ally made up to label me as such

>>1524789 This anon is going to shoot himself in the back of the head, twice

Chance of being raped today by student? 1d100 = 30

>>1524762 Mutts use the kikes protectorate as scapegoat for their innate lust and shittier version of manifest destiny. Most if not all nazi larper in the US do out of so to cleanse their country out of the shame they themselves participate in, its why they enable them so much

>>1524794 Nice try, but I'm not clicking those links

>>1524789 that's not a conspiracy theory at all, but an open secret. people just pretend it's not true, because things get awkward quickly otherwise...

>>1524788 Post 16 examples of it happening then smartypants. It's 950 range so in most cases everyone is getting hit.

Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue.

>>1524790 hmmmm

>>1524762 Barbershops used for money laundering. Is it a conspiracy or a fact?

>>1524807 REPENT

Good evening, sirs.

>>1524762 TPTB aren’t as powerful as everyone makes them out to be. Also their goons are a bunch of butt hurt retards

Chance of me raping a student today for real this time 1d100 = 94

This thread stinks all of a sudden

good day bag aiming for pink id

>>1524762 Port Arthur massacre was a false flag

>>1524813 Good evening.

>>1524805 I know for a fact I have examples of it in either outdoors2 or trains but I don't want to look through my files >most but not all!

>>1524811 I know laundry shops/carpet cleaner shops are used for money laundering, never heard about barber shops

>>1524812 I don't think I will. I got a blue ID last thread too.

>>1524811 UK? I know they got a problem with those lately because of certain populations.

>>1524816 Bring me Himari

>>1524800 pussy you scared of learning how bad things really are? here's an easy one for you it's on a (((safe))) site https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHHOBiUrkg watch it on 2x speed because i know you have an attentionspan of an ant NIGGER

>>1524823 >his pvp webms arent autistically renamed so he can easily search through them For shame.

I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fuck dog.

We have to go wider

I need the mini plushes and not the big ones

>>1524826 >I got a blue ID last thread too. I saw that. That was the devil's work! REPENT!

>>1524762 >what is the one conspiracy theory you believe Everything is going to be okay.

>>1524762 Sensei likes the rape

>>1524840 get well Alex-kun

>>1524557 This is a PSA to every dev here: You can enter the thread and go to the last reply, turning the link structure from 8chan.*/v/res to 8chan.*/v/last and that's pretty important to catch! The only script that caught this was Fullchan-X. I'm aware that Fullchan-X is a global script, and these scripts are typically a lot more localized. However, it is my duty as a user to report this, and it's your duty as a developer to determine if you'll fix it or tell me to pound sand. Thank you and keep up the good work.

>>1524842 That ain't a conspiracy theory that's a honest truth

>>1524833 I found one just for you. I miss my Maid...

>>1524840 everything is going to be okay in the end it's things are not okay then it's not the end

>>1524839 You're just envious (sin!!!) that I was blessed.

>>1524832 *cums*

>only 55 arts on gelbooru Why wasn't she FOTM?

>>1524762 Iran actually has weapons-grade nuclear materials, but doesn't have enough to publicly announce it without getting removed from history.

>>1524855 Talking Mirai

>>1524853 you fool

>>1524855 Because people have shit taste, that's always been the case with japan

>>1524860 this is real and unedited, chise actually says that

>>1524855 Antagonist.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it! Wappiii~

>>1524867 do people actually like rimjobs?

>>1524873 Good job wappi

>>1524874 I enjoy the concept of my woman eating out my ass like it's candy, but I've never had one so I can't really say whether or not I like it.

>>1524873 ...

>>1524712 >The problem with the hats that dealing with them just consumed a lot of time and effort that would just be better spent killing Goz Oh no not actual boss mechanics you have to pay attention to instead of just doing the same DPS rotation as every other raid. >and repo is still pretty ass outside of SPYuuka S.Shizuko's biggest issue is how units interact with her stand and wind up in the most retarded positions imaginable, and her range is a little limited. Q.Tomoe and S.Eimi are fine on their areas and AI interactions.but are gacha units. They could have fixed Kotori with her bond gear but doomed her to complete uselessness. Another shield repo Striker would definitely be nice either way, though.

>>1524849 Doesn't count because it's not a UE40 NYHaruna.

>>1524873 Spread your buttcheeks next Wappi

>>1524873 >I'm not going to go spreading it!

>>1524874 What if I want to kiss a woman after foreplay? Terrible idea if you ask me.

>>1524888 Just don't have a dirty ass?

that doesn't change the range you goober

>>1524873 I have a better idea for something you can spread

>>1524898 The World of God, Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth?

Kot and lizard.

>>1524894 Why can't they shit out new pvp maps every other month? PVP seasons are way too fucking long.

>>1524906 Wait, she really can't swim? I thought it was just a joke

>>1524906 Cute

>>1524910 Where the fuck were you in the last 2 weeks or so?

fuck KEKyou

>>1524910 It was a big plot point in the event

Koreans make blue archive and this condiment i just discovered. They are alright

>>1524602 nothing ever happened

>>1524900 Mari's lewd pictures dressed like an idol

>>1524910 she learned to doggy paddle first you can thank renge for that btw

>>1524906 >oversized zipup hoodie Renge is as always very sex

>>1524924 buy pants that fit

>>1524914 I'm a dekinai

>>1524880 >have to repo to dodge hats (you fucking die if it's the other end) >have to repo for lightshow And if your focus fire is running they'll just immediately start running back even if you moved them to dodge the hat attack. The reason people ignore these mechanics is because they're just not fun to deal with, it's why everyone kept resetting until you got right side Goz instead of left. Goz P1 is simple, AOE the mobs, move away from the train. Trying to actually deal with P2 Gozs mechanics would cause you to waste so much time when good repo is practically nonexistent, you've got 1/2 SPYuukas and once those run out you're already coping with SShizuko. You know I actually liked P1 SRKR, it was basically 'think fast chucklenuts' and you had to try to find an optimal position before you got blown to smithereens. But then they removed it in Torment... I don't mind dealing with mechanics if they balanced, and I don't mind skipping them either if the game gives an option to do so (Kaiten P2, sword slash). You can tank that with shields or the right armor, or you can just make him kneel and beat the shit out of him.

>>1524930 I want to buy pakeji and Korean condiments instead

>>1524924 isn't that fermented soybean paste? i mean it's still good though

>>1524924 I like your flooring g

>>1524924 >pants sagging like a NIGGER

>>1524926 >>1524929 That's not very chaste of her.

>>1524924 Where's your slippers?

>>1524894 You failed to quote so therefore I win this argument. Please bring back Outdoors2...

>>1524929 This is safe btw

*Stareeeee*

>>1524947 plotting the rape

>>1524947 I know its small that's why I told you to leave me alone

>>1524942 I need someone to buy me some >>1524936 Heehee thanks

>>1524924 take off your socks and buy another pants

>>1524943 They should make PvP seasons archived- you get tickets for that specific season and you can play it if you want, but it would require them to enact banlists on who existed at the end of the season for it to be something other than The Same Shit But In The Past(TM).

>>1524957 >take off your socks Calm down there

>>1524959 >Banlists Kaede plz this isn't Mushiqueen.

>>1524888 thats what i was thinking of, licking buttholes is nasty

>>1524959 Unfortunately I doubt they'd ever do banlists but I'd really like to go back to some of the old seasons regardless to see how they play out nowadays. Even if it was just a short season, or a season which rotates through them all. The first three seasons had an obstacle which fell and changed the arena drastically, I don't know why they don't do stuff like that anymore. It would occasionally lead to some goofy shit.

Next PVP season, one student of each team is prohibited from using their EX skill. You rike?

I always wear these jeans though...

Next season should buff your students depending on affection

>>1524971 >ban Shun EX on purpose so that her NS doesn't get cancelled Sure

>>1524973 from 1% at 1 affection to 100% at 100

>>1524971 How about I ban every Normal skill instead so Shun is an actual brick, how about that?

>>1524943 I thought I had clicked for a quote but I didn't check you're still a goober

>>1524971 Can I ban SShiroko's Normal Skill instead? Goddamn that thing is so ugly. >>1524973 I wonder how many people would suddenly start stuffing their SHanakos and SShirokos full of gifts if this actually happened.

hey

Gobble gobble.

>>1524981 I know you said "people", but probably the entirety of china

>>1524984 hi

>>1524978 >Kuroko casts her EX >no bullshit follow-up drone spam that can instantly melt even Hoshino I like that

>>1524981 >suddenly I mean the meta chasers have already taken them to 50. I've seen a few banners in pvp. definitely impossible but I'd like them try to implement use% into a bonus stat or debuff of some kind. Make people use those weirder students a bit.

>>1524980 I've seen that silly Haruna webm so many times now.

Seia raped me

>>1524991 You had hearts in your eyes, therefore it wasn't rape

>>1524991 It's not rape if you enjoyed it

>>1524990 Of course, it's one of my favourite webms. Have another silly one. I don't know why it's always Haruna doing goofy stuff in my matches.

>>1524991 you clearly liked it

Chinese promo image

imagine getting raped by the weakest most sickly student in Blue Archive, you obviously deserved it

>>1525000 nice miyako. But is she really that tall?

>>1525005 11cm taller than Hoshino

PVP update: you can only use students from recent banners (within 6 months) how about that

>>1525001 Himari and Nagusa can rape whenever they want

>>1525005 >Miyako 156cm >Mika 157cm >Ako 165cm she's closer in height to Ako in this image

>>1525009 Way too specific, and it will be a cold day in hell before you make me use T.Haruna. Or NY.Aru.

>>1524995 Haruna realized shooting Yuuka was futile so she just left. This is one of my favorite webms from Urban2.

>>1525005 she should be around mikas height

>>1525000 miyako is that tall?

>>1524762 The corpo suits pushing for AI adoption in workplace and weeding out human workers in white-collar jobs is just the first step for making human cattle. By driving up cost of living while making only cheaper blue-collar jobs accessible, everyone will be forced to do labor for cheap to barely make ends meet, and they won't even have time for entertainment or meaningful rest. Meanwhile the rich are able to sit on their laurels and fund politicians to keep that status quo. Big AI companies get funding solely for that end, and they're ready to pull the plug if the AGI that comes around gets to the conclusion that there needs to be a great change in society to make it better for everyone at the cost of the few rich elite. Unironically the best way to fight back is to stop taking jobs and rely on government welfare but not be one of those drug-addicted poor people that will stab for money for drugs. Spend government welfare on something more meaningful or less evil than drugs, like homesteading, writing meaningful literature or making art or learning a trade but freelancing or supporting smaller workshops that you can trust not to be backed by some seedy suit.

>>1525009 But what if you hadn't rolled in the last 6 months?

>>1525009 I can beat that. You can only use students that visit your cafe that day. This way you have to triple down on getting furniture to summon the students you need.

>>1525020 then you're fucked

>>1525025 mitchers would never hurt me unsubscribed.

>>1525005 >You can only use students that visit your cafe that day. >8/10 students in there i don't have

>>1525009 At that point I'd rather a ridiculous point-based system where certain attributes of a character add certain points to them, but it's structured that less points used buffs your team / debuffs the enemy team.

>>1525029 Better buy some Pyros and roll more! Fuck it reminds me of FE's fucked PVP. Im still mad and it's been months. I loved the GBA games. Fuck.

>>1525000 Ako's taller than Mika?