Cirno is a nigger, look shes's a nigger!

>>1555790 I WANT TO FUCK TOASTY NIGGER CIRNO

>>1555790 KILL ALL FAIRYNIGGERS

>>1554985 > I drew Koishi as Pakhom and Kokoro as Bratishka. they seemed like the most fitting pair Oh yeah, Koishi as Pakhom is almost perfect hit. > I should have made one with Kutaka or Komachi as Korsikov Komachi is too lenient and unambitious I think. Kutaka with her turbowagey image would fit nicely though. > I also heard that real Russian soldiers were interviewed as research for the film and one of them said that they ate shit while they were enlisted (not sure if it was willingly or if somebody else forced them to do it). I don't remember where I heard that so I'm not sure how true that it Likely as form of hazing (not sure if I'm using this word right, we have separate word for that phenomenon), as it was notorious at that time. >>1555232 Mayumi's omikuji has some dangerous implications for me personally. So I followed Aya's advice and rerolled for... Miko! Problem, officer?

This is not a Cirno summer

STOP POSTING ABOUT FAIRIES

This is NOT betrayal. Kosuzu wouldn't rub something like that in Akyuu's face. And Akyuu wouldn't be angry that her human female friend found a human male boyfriend.

>>1556131 I still think Kosuzu is really tall in this pic. It's almost like a milfsuzu. Kosuzu, unlike Akyuu, actually won the puberty lottery.

>>1556133 Unless I'm mixing it up with fanon Akyuu is going to die early due to stress from being the Child of Miare so she doesn't get to roll on the lottery in the first place.

>>1556133 Now that you mention it I dislike how tall Kosuzu is there. She is supposed to be small and cute.

>>1556141 Woah, woah woah woah A tallsuzu is NOT a bad thing. If human women want to be bred, they NEED to have appeal going for them.

I if Akyuu gives me permission to marry a youkai woman I'll promise her our firstborn shota to marry

>>1556144 >If human women want to be bred, they NEED to have appeal going for them. And that's exactly where the "small and cute" part comes in. That's what makes women attractive.

>>1556151 That's just plain untrue. Poppycock, even. Youkai (and gods by extension) are tall, volumptuous, and matured to a proper point that makes them perfect for breeding with human boys. Additionally, their sex drives and desire to be desired by a male makes them perfect for this role. If human women want to stop jobbing, they should learn a thing or two from these youkai.

>>1556163 Ew. You can keep every single one of those if you want. I will keep Kosuzu.

Please tell me your stance on these hotly debated topics: >yurihus >futahus >fat and hairyhus >boys cosplaying as 2hus

>>1556177 >hairy girls not giving a fuck about shaving is hot, but as long as it's not TOO much hair the rest of these I either don't care for or dislike

>>1556177 >yurihus Cringe >futahus Disgusting and cringe >fat and hairyhus Disgusting and cringe >boys cosplaying as 2hus Disgusting and cringe

>>1556163 A fellow anon of good taste!

>>1556177 >Gay, don't care for >Gay, don't care for >Extremely hot and erotic >I do this

>>1556220 >I do this Prove it

>>1556227 I've posted my cosplay pics here before though

>>1556253 Can you at least tell me what non-gay motivations you could possibly have to dress up as a girl?

>>1556177 >Yurihus Disgusting and unnatural >Futahus Disgusting and unnatural >Fat and hairyhus Disgusting and UNNATURAL as God himself intender for females to be smooth and the existance of hair on their bodies is therefore an abomination and the existance of excessive fat is an insult to the Lord's perfect image. >Boys cosplaying as 2hus What two men do in private within the four walls of their living space is none of my goddamn business

>>1556254 It's fun and I live in an area where there's ample opportunity to do so. Also I'd like to think I'm decent at it, even if I still have a lot of areas to improve. The fact I just said I like fat hairy women should be proof enough I'm not gay, what gay person would admit that? Such women are the peak of femininity.

>>1556262 >"I dress up as a woman guys but I PROMISE I'm not gay" >"Also my horrid taste in women means that I am even more of a heterosexual you know?"

>>1556266 Change horrid to impeccable and this post would be unironically correct

>>1556262 It's called being bi.

>>1556272 It's called being GAY. GAAAAY!

>Body hair is a far more defining feature of males >But somehow liking women with body hair makes you a heterosexual Next thing you will tell me is that women having broad shoulders is also a feminine feature that you want them to have because you are not a homosexual. You fags make no sense

>>1556177 >yurihus Sexy, but I prefer straight 2hus. >futahus Homosexual. >fat and hairyhus Sexy and beautiful. So long as the fat isn't excessive, there's a different between plump and obese after all. >boys cosplaying as 2hus A matter of skill. The goal is to be as ambiguous as possible. Distinctly not sexy though. >>1556262 But how well do you blend in?

>>1555779 >>1555807

>>1556272 >>1556276 I'm not gay please don't call me gay >>1556284 I dunno it's just appealing. I guess it's partly a symbol of maturity, and also how taboo it is. I will say I personally keep my own body shaved since I don't like having body hair myself, so maybe that plays into part of the appeal? I will say I only started to appreciate when these Touhou threads kept pushing it. Psyops are real. >>1556286 I try to do my best. Here's a pic if you'd like to judge for yourself. https://litter.catbox.moe/mxn5nxuakpl3kjtx.jpg I find a lot of Western cosplayers crossdressing can be very lazy with it. Wearing a skirt without shaving legs, no makeup or mask, I try to put plenty of effort it. I still have a long way to go, but I'd like to think I'm at a satisfactory point now. Aside from improving my makeup, I'd also like to get higher quality cosplays themselves. My next character will be Chimata and that outfit will hopefully be very professionally done.

>>1556306 lol, okay faggot.

>>1556306 I think you'd look better without the eye makeup but that's just me.

>>1556177 > yurihus Cute, sometimes creating interesting dynamic. Not hot though. > futahus Meh. Why would you want a cock on your cute touhou girl? Few futa doujins I have in my favourites are there mostly because they are funny/interesting ideas like fute Aunn raping Mizuchi or Okina-Flan groom gone wrong. Most of the time futa does worse than better though. Also many futa artists have shit taste in proportions for some reason, not saying it's ideal correlation but something I noticed. Also it's kinda yuri but striped of cuteness and cleanness. And yuri is not hot, so yeah, futa misses entire point of it. > fat and hairyhus Abhorrent to anyone with smallest sense of decency. Smelly is ok when Zeno does it. But no one else is allowed to, -9000 to sexual attraction. > boys cosplaying as 2hus Conceptually, hot as fuark. In reality, I'm not entirely sure. While concept of it is hot, I'm still attracted to femininity in such boys, and really not everyone have enough of it for me to think about it sexually. At least cosplayers I've seen on /v/hu don't make the cut. I mean, no wonder since you should only do this kind of thing with special person, but either way I haven't had a chance to decide it once and for all with my boner or absence of it when I get to this IRL yet, so maybe it's just my porn addiction speaking. And outside of fetishization, if people don't try to "pass" in the first place it falls into cool and fun category instead of hot, kinda like gachimuchi.

When's the next game night (or technically afternoon)

>>1556308 Well that wasn't very nice. In fact, I'd say it was downright mean. >>1556318 I originally didn't do it with the Parsee cosplay, but it's grown a lot on me and people seem to really enjoy it along with the candles. I do try to occasionally not do it though, but honestly the application of that crying effect is just really fun. And when most of the makeup process is just tedious, it's difficult to resist doing something fun with it for one. Though the Chimata cosplay shouldn't have that crying effect. In fact, I've been thinking of ways to make my eventual Chimata cosplay a bit more unique. I've got a few ideas, but nothing too concrete. Best I have are rainbow fingernails and spamton glasses for the occasional joke picture but that's it.

>>1556325 Unless you mean jaypiss sourceslop gamings, we can play something here tomorrow. Or today but after tourney.

>>1556306 Do you wear pantsu under your dress or boxer?

>>1556177 corny as shit gay as shit very hot when not taken to the extreme Funny when done by hypermuscular chads that look straight out of Hokuto no Ken, disgusting when done by autogynephiles and fags

>>1556177 >>1556358 Isn't there a famous video of two male 2hu cosplayers fucking? It was a brief meme on very early 8chan, nine or ten years ago.

>>1556344 I was talking about when stuff like gunbound or that touhou diablo game was played here Doesn't have to be those or today I was just curious

>>1556354 Most events don't allow taking low angle shots, so nothing of that nature would even be visible, making it a pointless extra. But regardless, I wear skin-colored safety shorts with foam inserts to help create the female silhouette. Only pic where it's ever been visible was a pic of a Yuugi cosplayer princess carrying me and the angle being just right.

You can't dislike hairy women and be a touhou fan. Gensokyo is a place set in the past, and in the past women were hairy. Unless your favorite Touhou is Sumireko or Sanae, odds are your favorite Touhou is hairy and you should accept that. Body hair is a sign of sexual maturity.

>>1556376 One more question if you don't mind, would you like to become a girl, not like those trannies taking pills or surgery, like a genie granted you a wish to become a young, beautiful girl with all the qualities of femininity, men simping all over you, would you take it?

>>1556177 >yurihus I like to imagine being sandwiched between them >futahus i like when both of the girls make cute faces >fat and hairyhus I hate fat girls, I have 0 comment on hairy >boys cosplaying as 2hus i do not care about them, frankly they're better than trannies who make themselves look even more uncanny than a shitty guy crossdress

>>1556397 What does that question have to do with Touhou and/or cosplay?

>>1556372 It isn't really scheduled. since I mostly host by request/whenever I have something new to try, but we can do it weekly if you want. Should I make a poll to choose game for this sunday or we have any favourites? >>1556380 Touhous are spiritual creatures, they don't grow unwanted hair nor stink!

>>1556439 It's not unwanted though, I want it

>>1556432 No, it's doesn't, I'm just curious, you can ignore it if you feel uncomfortable.

>>1556439 >but we can do it weekly if you want. Don't worry about it >Should I make a poll to choose game I would be okay with this

>>1556177 >yurihus adorable >futahus extremely hot >fat and hairyhus erotic >boys cosplaying as 2hus I partake in this noble custom

>>1556482 Another /v/hu cosplayer?! Which one are you?

>>1556380 They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>1556380 >Gensokyo is a place set in the past, and in the past women were hairy. People have been shaving since before Christ was born, and the kamisori razor was introduced to Japan around 1400 years ago. However, finding English resources on the subject is difficult, with most articles talking about their use in shaving bears, or eyebrows. I haven't found anything discussing whether or not armpit or pubic hair was ever shaved. Now, most ancient Japanese erotic art, shunga, depicts women with pubic hair but whether or not it's being trimmed to some degree or not is impossible to say due to the lack of realism these pieces have. And I have seen at least one shunga where a woman was depicted without pubic hair, which could suggest that it was shaved. Another thing to note is that shunga was most popular during the Edo period, and massively declined in the Meiji era due to the introduction of Western photography, allowing erotic photos to replace them. And the reason that I bring this up is that Gensokyo was sealed off during the Meiji era, so Western influences and trends were present in Japan at the time and this could extend to body hair. Through a quick internet search I've only found one erotic photo from this period that depicts a woman's pubic region at all, but again the resolution of the photo is so poor that I can't tell if it's totally unkempt, and with a sample size of 1 it's hard to say if Western influences made women shave their pubic hair. Gensokyo has bloomers at the very least, and those were created in America in the 1850s However, one thing you'll notice that I haven't mentioned at all in regards to shunga or photos is armpit hair. And that's because I haven't seen a single depiction of the armpit in any of them. Is it possible that there was a trend of shaving those but not pubic hair? It's impossible to say. In short, there's evidence to suggest that women of Gensokyo's time period usually had pubic hair, but whether or not they trimmed it, and whether or not they had armpit or other body hair is something that I haven't been about to find proof of. Things do wind up in Gensokyo anyway, and it's possible that something that inspired the removal of body hair appeared there.

>>1556330 get billy nerd

>>1555807 >>1555971

>>1556163 Damn

>>1556177 >yurihus Gay and retarded >futahus Extremely gay >fat and hairyhus Ok >boys cosplaying as 2hus Extremely gay

>>1556380 ...and other amazing lies you can tell yourself

>>1556577 THAT'S THE SPIRIT AKYUU FAIRIES KEEP MOVING THIS IS A HUMAN VILLAGE >>1556622 Just what are the other amazing lies you can tell yourself? That Lotus Eaters is a good manga?

>>1556177 Ok I'll bite. >yurihus They've always been around, it's mostly whatever. They can be cute and hot and I have some dumb headcannons but straighthus are just as fine. >futahus Also mostly whatever, there's a way to do it right and many ways to do it hideously. >fat and hairyhus See >>1556380 and >>1556512 Some people need to get the stick out of their ass over this, you just have to be delicate with its execution is all. Like others have said. >boys cosplaying as 2hus You're either great at it or you're not. For those that aren't, you could also potentially be funny with it but that's just as easy to fuck up. >>1556306 I've always wondered how that Parsee cosplay looks and it isn't bad at all! The eye makeup is a little striking and I think you could blend the foundation on your face better personally but besides that it's neat to see, as long as you're having fun. Good luck on Chimata, I hope you can do something fancy with the patchwork themes for her outfits maybe. >>1556530 >there's evidence to suggest that women of Gensokyo's time period usually had pubic hair, but whether or not they trimmed it, and whether or not they had armpit or other body hair is something that I haven't been about to find proof of. I'd be willing to argue it could be something like a 25% to 75% thing within the population but then we'd just start pulling hairs over who has extra hair to pull in the first place. Good research though.

>>1556632 You just reminded me that I'm extremely behind on both 2hu manga Don't even remember where I took a break

>>1556662 I'm criminally behind on Lotus Eaters as well if it's any consolation, simply don't have time for the Whale right now is all

I added some more.

ATTENTION! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!! Thank you for your attention

>>1556681 >You read it. You read it and you read it. And I want you to read it Fortune-Teller

>>1556730 STUPID MUTT

>>1556681 QRD on wha is this?

>>1556749 It's an assignment for Carlton class. He's supposed to imagine Carlton.

>>1556530 Tl;dr you motherfuckers are all disgusting and have a horrible fetish that has no place in the canon of Gensokyo. And also you should all be ashamed of yourselves. And also you are all gay

>>1556758 I posted all of that to oppose his claim that all women in Gensokyo are hairy you fucking faggot

>>1556752 You are Carlton.

>>1556730 No fuck you

>>1556752 This didn't make it any clearer...

>>1556766 And I agree with you. And I also agree that its horrible fetish. And that they are all gay.

>>1556772 Wtf why is the dog not wearing panties?

>>1556772 Can't believe she runs around without underwear

>>1556771 And if this is at all consistent, my wife is going to be Carlton too. >>1556776 I'll be kind and educate you. Remember this for the rest of your life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drqj67ImtxI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20yKixEkDfQ >>1556784 Oh I see now, my bad. >>1556792 How many dogs do you see that wear panties?

>>1556662 >>1556670 I don't think either of them are ending any time soon you can probably get away with taking your time and still have something to look forward to by the time you're done

Choose one and explain why: >oni >tengu >fairies >moonies >>1556177 >yurihus Just an incomplete threesome. >futahus The best. >fat and hairyhus Chubby and bushy are both fine. More than that is disgusting. >boys cosplaying as 2hus Abominable. >>1556380 There's plenty of other options for non-hairy hus.

>>1556929 RAN IS NOT A FAT FUCK

>>1556804 Ah, the YTPs. I grew on RYTPs so I'm kinda out of it, but just from knowing it's same thing but western I fully believe it's just as kino. >>1556929 > tengu Aya is just splendid in all senses. I also have soft spot for twin-tailed NEET menheras which Hatate tingles just right. Tengu it is. Foxo of the sexo comes as package deal with Megumu too. Everyone else just can't compete. Fairies are awesome cute and funny daughterwife onaholes so they get super close second place, but it's not enough to win.

>>1556133 >>1556141 Is this better?

Attention 8hu multiplayer gamers! Multiplayer gaming maybe will commence tomorrow, and you can choose which game will it be! https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQvN0xgd

>>1557072 FINALLY. Perfect, beautiful and breedable REAL human woman for once. I bet she is fully shaven in this pic too, no strands of hair anywhere other than her head.

>>1557077 ZUN himself said that human girls in touhou are like 12 biologically, they might not even need to shave in the first place.

>>1556804 Oh your wife, Ms Carlton hahahaha

>>1556929 I think Fairies, because they would be the less troublesome to deal with.

>>1556929 If those 4 are my only options and IF I had to choose I'd pick to ruin the pure bloodline of the moon people with my filthy earthly human blood

>>1556947 Ran should be always 100% quality PLAPMEAT.

>>1557105 >"Ok so I'm going to give the 1000+ years old fox the body of a pornstar" What did ZUN mean by this?

>>1557112 More like smart thinking on the part of the artists depicting her

>>1557112 "raughs"

>>1557112 Artists thought correctly on the bust size.

>>1557115 Do you think ZUN had some control over the designs in SSiB? Look at how fucking big Lily White is here.

>>1557128 Lily's a growing girl!

>>1557072 he needs to suck her flat chest

>>1557157 HARU DESU YO MOTHERFUCKER

>>1557170 Seriously need to draw this dynamic too when I can…

>>1557072 >Gave into the pressure and turned prime breeding specimen kosuzu into midget I can no longer say my offspring will have their futures secured with her genes. This is a tragedy for humans everywhere.

>>1556177 I've been hairy woman broken into being fine with pic related. I've accepted my new status as a degenerate.

>>1557407 If we're focusing on ZUN's art only, even the biggest breasts like Urumi's look too rigid. If we include printworks, probably Yuugi's.

>>1556577 The only thing Akyuu hates more than a fairy... is a fairy nigger.

>>1557407 Okuu I would say as having the ideal perky and large ratio. Yuugi I feel would have too firm breasts since she's so fit. Most of the hags are on the opposite side where they're too saggy. Okuu I think has the golden ratio for that kind of thing.

>>1557454 Thank you.

>>1557454 Mmm yes, look at these massive juggers

>>1557463 "Official art" like this gave us shit like midget Eiki it has no basis to what I feel is right.

>>1557463 I agree with him. Big Bird=Big saggers

>>1557467 >>1557472 The question was "which 2hu do you think has the best bouncing breasts?", not "which 2hu do you feel would look good with bouncing breasts?". If we're throwing canon out the window, just draw Rumia with massive tits.

>>1557473 You do make a point, But it's over.

>>1557484 Fine, I'll touch my weanus to Okuu tits again.

>>1557473 What a dumb post. Official art depictions have always varied wildly because each artist depicts characters different. ZUN art is also only barely reliable when you like at Urumi's official art, a character who is intended to be a titmonster. >which 2hu do you think has the best bouncing breasts? I answered this correctly. I don't even like Okuu that much but in terms of what's being asked for, she fits the description to a T. Quite frankly, only try-hard secondaries care this much about official art depictions.

>>1557370 >>Gave into the pressure More like grew a better taste

>>1557407 Meh these questions always get kinda retarded because people are always going to have their own bias as for what properly represents canon or who's been most conditioned by memes so on. That being said, ZUN Sakuya could give both ZUN Nemuno and Urumi a run for their money, I don't give a shit.

>>1557407 Do you even need to ask?

>>1557556 Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand... HERE! BOING! AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway! >S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>1557428 Wtf how is Urumi too rigid but the Oni fanonincally known as being a pile of muscles isn't?

>>1556772 JESUS CHRIST WHO CUT OFF KYOK'S TAIL!?!

>>1557448 Me. This is me. On the right of course. Me on the right being incredibly aroused by perky slim women.

>>1557467 Midget Eiki, however, is just as cute as small Kosuzu. Which I, of course being a healthy adult male, approve of.

Requested by anon and I quote "Do you know /jp/ Renko, where she daterapes (you)? Yeah give me that please."

>>1557128 Look at how awkward Yuuka feels, probably thinking of Mugenkan

More controversial questions >Small, medium, or large breasts >Saggy or perky >Loli or hag body type >Old or young age >Rape or be raped >Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai >(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? >Smelly girls? >Boyhus? >Sumireko? >Pure Yamato girl or European Tits >Saggy Seiga or nah? >>1557599 Good Renko Merth, getting dateraped by her is good actually. Now answer these questions and the Tewi questions like the other namefags did >>1556177

>>1557580 >Stole her panties >Took her tail We have a robber on our hands

>>1557652 >Small, medium, or large breasts Large but I'm fine with any. >Saggy or perky Saggy. >Loli or hag body type Probably hag these days but i used to be crazy about lolis. >Old or young age Old. >Rape or be raped Be raped. >Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai God. >>(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? Me as the housewi-i mean househusband. >Smelly girls? Only "1-3 days without taking a shower" worth of smell. >Boyhus? Only if I'm-i mean they're cosplayers. I'd rather have futahus when it comes to 2d. >Sumireko? Have yet to play her game(s) so i don't have strong opinions on her. >Pure Yamato girl or European Tits Not sure what this means but euro tits just in case. >Saggy Seiga or nah? Yeah.

>>1557557 How can anyone NOT fall madly in love with the best brella?

I like 'brellas on the smaller side, easier to hug and spoon

What bikini would your fav 2hu wear? Would she enjoy it?

Having your own personal Kogasa would be very convenient. Since she's an umbrella, she and hold herself, but if you want to, you can hug her whenever you like!

btw to the fusu archiver you can keep my name in the collection just don't put it in the archive name itself, name it something like THE fusu collection or whatever and don't put any links in there I'm fine with that

>>1557599 Nice

Rip maridiaper, I will never forget you

No diapers no thundercats, no forced memes It feels good doesn't it?

>>1557407 The fucking cow perchance

>>1557752 Oh I'd hug her alright...

>>1557762 >The fusu collection But, then it'd get confused with the official fusus, wouldn't it?

>>1557790 Welcome back, legally distinct marisad poster

>>1557806 Bootleg Edition

>>1557807 Maybe we can go back to just regular sad posting?

>>1557809 but that implies that yours are worse than his?

>>1557557 >>1557678 >>1557701 >>1557719 She's the best kind of youkai fren to have since she isn't one of the bitey kinds.

>>1557812 My art is not better than his

>>1557815 >sameface slop that is the textbook example of artists that will get replaced by AI please don't put yourself lower just because he uses fancy colours and shading

>>1557819 Okay

>>1557814 I learned recently the tongue and eye in her umbrella are actually fake and that kind of sucks

>>1557810 Probably still gonna get banned, so we should post fat, hairy, or fat and hairy Marisa instead

>>1556177 >yurihus not canon >futahus not canon >fat and hairyhus not canon >boys cosplaying as 2hus not canon

>>1557826 well you could always go on a limb and say that Kogasa can control them like an actual tongue and eye due to youkai bs

>/jp/ ban finally ends tomorrow Well 8hu, you have an odd Akyuu obsession but i must say, you steam a good thread.

>>1557842 im surprised you got banned on /jp/ in the first place, I didn't even get banned from a bait&switch that got deleted

>>1557836 does this mean Tsukumos and PLAPko can also add random shit to their object bodies and make them move like the gasa? I'm fairly sure her umbrella did emote in WaHH but I'm probably misremenbering >>1557842 Do you guys even try to make threads in the 4/v/ these days?

>>1557850 Ever tried posting a cat that looks like janny? >>1557852 >Do you guys even try to make threads in the 4/v/ these days? They die or get deleted withing 10-20 posts

>>1557850 I guess saying "we must dox our enemies" was too much for the /jp/ janny even though it was obviously a joke and there's not even a consensus on who "our enemies" are. >>1557852 >Do you guys even try to make threads in the 4/v/ these days? I did for the contest. Got a 2 week ban for it which means I'm oficially giving up on 4/v/ as a whole.

>>1557652 >>Small, medium, or large breasts Any of the above, this question is irrelevant but I guess the lizard part of my brain prefers them big. >>Saggy or perky Perky >Loli or hag body type Neither, lolis don't have the hips needed and hags are falling apart all over. >Old or young age Young >Rape or be raped Be raped, obviously. >Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai Can't answer this question without better context much like before. But if you need a touhou based answer then human I guess >(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? (You) having a housewife >Smelly girls? No. >Boyhus? No. >Sumireko? Yes. >Pure Yamato girl or European Tits Yes I like Akyuu and Marisa. >Saggy Seiga or nah? Sure why not I guess whatever.

>>1557701 >>1557719 She cute

>>1557862 >>1557865 Ah welp.

>>1557852 If you believe it, maybe it can happen. Though none of the tsukumogamis are as quirky as Kogasa to do it in the first place.

>>1557743 Is this her actual sprite? Does she actually say that? Anyway I don't like bikinis that show too much so a regular one would be fine. >>1557810 Can't you fucking realize you are part of the problem? Can't you realize that it isn't funny? Either stop it or fuck off.

>>1557884 Take a chill pill nigger

>>1557865 From what I can tell aren't a decent number of submissions from 4/v/? Sounds like a heavy blow

>>1557448 cute breasts

>>1557865 We can always repost it there on your behalf if you get banned (again)

>>1557918 Yeah, it sucks. I'd risk making more threads anyways but I'm scared of getting a site-wide ban. At least i got a lot of submissions from here. >>1557936 I'd appreciate that a lot. We'll see what happens.

>>1556330 Don't listen to him, if anything you should add more makeup, go all in like the Chinese cosplayers do.

She may be shit but she never forgets her

>>1557972 Chinese cosplayers are pure sex

>>1557954 Best of luck

>>1557826 Is that true? That sounds like a really dumb ZUN retcon, on par with "Sakuya doesn't stop time actually, she just moves fast" and "The Misty Lake doesn't have fish in it".

>>1557999 > "Sakuya doesn't stop time actually, she just moves fast" That's actually kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZqB5Z75zI

>>1557999 >retcon Kogasa has been stated to have modified her umbrella to look scarier from the very beginning. >Sakuya ZUN is probably saying how it looks like super speed from an outsider view. https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Whispered_Oracle_of_Hakurei_Shrine/Sakuya_Izayoi >Misty Lake i never heard about that one

>>1558016 I know what he's talking about but I forgot the name of it. It was a roleplaying game or something ZUN contributed to with descriptions of the setting

>>1558016 If it's just that one, Kogasa modifying her umbrella isn't the same as the eyes and tongue being fake. Sakuya's speed thing comes from CDS I believe, and the Misty Lake one comes from the tabletop game he wrote the descriptions for. That one is of dubious canonicity, but it's still his idea for the lake, and still dumb as hell.

>>1558016 Time stopping makes more sense if you consider it just shunting yourself into a conditional static timeline or demiplane. Sort of like Reality Marble from Type Moon or Domain Expansion from Nautard. Notably both of which are considered ultimate barrier techniques in their respective settings.

>>1558049 >Sakuya's speed thing comes from CDS WaHH I'm pretty sure and it was more or less Sakuya trolling Reimu with her usual deadpan humor based on the context

>>1558049 Well you can always interpret it to act like a real tongue since it's never stated to be emotionless. Also it's actually stated in WaHH Chapter 35

>>1556177 >yurihus Indifferent >futahus Indifferent >fat and hairyhus Indifferent but have the potential to be attractive >boys cosplaying as 2hus Indifferent

>>1558098 >Fat & Hairy is the only thing to make Merth break his noncommittal vanilla streak Well now I have to see an example of ones you'd call attractive Merth

>>1558108 He draws a good Keiki-sama along those lines, I'll tell you that much at least

Touhou girls dressed as maids are cute

>>1557652 >Small, medium, or large breasts No preference >Saggy or perky No preference >Loli or hag body type Hag >Old or young age No preference >Rape or be raped I'd rather be on the receiving end >Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai All of the above >(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? Depends on the character >Smelly girls? Indifferent unless the odor is distractingly strong >Boyhus? Nah theyre all women unless its Rinnosuke >Sumireko? yea >Pure Yamato girl or European Tits both >Saggy Seiga or nah? indifferent because I accept any Seiga

Chimata-sama!!!

>>1558125 >>(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? >Depends on the character Reminder that in tengu society, human boys are househusbands and you WILL accept that fate. Being kidnapped and raped by a powerful cool sexy tengu lady is good actually! Human boys are weak to the tengu. In fact, most human boys are such hopeless sluts that they'll just walk up the mountain and wait for a tengu to just grab them, they don't veen fight back. They know their place.

>>1558165 That's okay with me

>>1558161 >>1558165 Oh, and Chimata. Chimata would try her damnest to be dominant like a goddess should be and will make you her househusband, no matter how dorky or awkward she is. She's a goddess after all. I love Chimata so much. Everyone does. >>1558171 Post what 2hus are the best at making (you) a househusband, in your view. I love this topic and want more people to talk about it.

>>1558173 Building on this, let me give some more insights into sex with Chimata. Chimata is a people-pleaser, so in bed, even when she's trying to be dominant and probably adopting a haughty goddess act, she'd actually be really paying attention if you're enjoying yourself or not. If she thinks you're not enjoying it as much as she is, she'd get really upset and try to fix it. It would be absolutely crushing if you didn't enjoy sex with her, especially since Chimata would have a very romantic view of it. One important thing to emphasize though is that Chimata is not one of those "acts dominant for one page and then is REALLY submissive" you see in mediocre doujins labeled as femdom. Chimata isn't some whips and candles and "call me mommy" type of dom (no idea what pet names she'd like actually, maybe she'd be fine with you calling her mommy) but she does actively want to take the lead, initiate, and (pretend) to "rape" you. The issue is just she's an awkward dork who doesn't know what she's doing most of the time. I love Chimata so much.

>>1558198 Chimata is a lonely goddess who has pretty much no friends in Gensokyo. Her big weakness in bed would just be heartfelt confessions of love. Telling her how much you love her. How great she is. How she inspires you. How everything about her is wonderful. How she's the most immaculate goddess in Gensokyo. Bombing her with these kinds of compliments would just make overwhelmed and cry tears of happiness. After how much she's been abandoned, forgotten, and abused over the years, having someone to just make her feel lived and important would be more than enough for her. I love Chimata so much.

Chimata is a cute DORK

>>1557075 Bump! Touhou worms is clear leader for now, but do vote if you haven't anyways, since I'll use this data for potential hosts of other games as well in future. Estimated gaming time today - 15:00 GMT!

>>1558173 Chimata is cute! She's the cutest when she gets enthusiastic about markets!

>>1557652 > Small, medium, or large breasts DFCs are best, medium are alright, large are 90% cases bad. > Saggy or perky Perky. Saggy tits are repulsive. > Loli or hag body type Loli, no competition. > Old or young age In case of touhou, most of them are super old time-wise, so I guess I go with that. If you mean biologically, then young it is. > Rape > Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai Youkai win just because there are so many of them summing up to nice score, gods do take close second place though. > (you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? I'd rather have housewife, but some competition here is nice. As well as variant where both are not domestic invalids. > Smelly girls? As previously said, NAH unless it's Zeno. > Boyhus? Youmu. Maybe Marisa and Miko too sometimes. > Sumireko? I haven't played ULiL, VD or fully read CoLA so I don't know her much, but her VD stuff seems funny. > Pure Yamato girl or European Tits Tits lose because you imply they are big here. Pure girls win anyways though. > Saggy Seiga or nah? Nah for both Seiga and her sagginess. >>1557796 While all listed type of posters deserve murderrape, there is one marisissy that makes funny diaperposts sometimes, so he can be regularly raped instead. >>1557852 > Do you guys even try to make threads in the 4/v/ these days? >>1557862 > They die or get deleted withing 10-20 posts /v/hu really needed some time to regenerate, and now it got a chance for long-needed break. I'll get back to it in like month or two, or whenever it gets alive again, but for now it should rest.

>>1558256 I really liked Chimata's whaletits appearance because it gave a few good insights if you pay attention. 1. Chimata isn't the flashy face of markets, she stays in the back. She's not antisocial but I imagine she can be fine not constantly being around people in her markets. I imagine she's probably introverted. 2. Clearly tensions are still tight between her and Megumu. Megumu clearly sees her as a tool for her plans to get rich. Chimata looks uncomfortable most of their interactions. 3. Despite many fan artists depicting her as short, Chimata is drawn pretty tall here. 4. Chimata loves markets and she's very very wonderful and deserves to be happy!

>>1557852 I saw one earlier today but it got archived after only a few posts, i don't think it was even the 4chan janitors autosaging it that time.

I also find her Lunar connections to be very interesting, given that she's the god of special markets that take place under a lunar rainbow. Also also, I like to think that Chimata was having so much fun forcing Gensokyo to play card games that she accidentally almost caused Gensokyo to be "returned to nothing" so to speak, causing UDoALG in turn.

>>1558278 She looks so nonchalant here. Megumu is such a romantic, I would fall for her if I were Chimata

>>1558296 I would too because Megumu is very hot and has that very cool vibe. However, this interaction perfectly shows how pragmatic Megumu is, and how uncomfortable you can see Chimata. Megumu is clearly just trying to get back into Chimata's good graces for future get rich quick schemes. This is especially rough for Chimata because the people around her treat her as a capitalism goddess when that's not at all what she really is. She loves marketplaces, the events themselves. The act of exchanging money or getting rich may be related to that, but it is not her purpose. It has to be painful for Chimata to feel that the only people in Gensokyo that are the closest thing she has to a friend are just shady wheel and dealers who want to profit from her powers. Tldr while Megumu is kinda bad news, I wouldn't mind being kidnapped and being her househusband and I could probably fix her.

>>1557884 https://harvestmino.tumblr.com/

>>1558198 >she'd actually be really paying attention if you're enjoying yourself or not. If she thinks you're not enjoying it as much as she is, she'd get really upset and try to fix it. It would be absolutely crushing if you didn't enjoy sex with her Man, I'd be horrible for Chimata. My expression almost never changes. You can have her all to yourself.

>>1558125 Sorry it took me so long to get you this Kaguya btw, hope you're fine getting it here of all places. Everyone jokes about you being vanilla but you honestly just seem a little more reserved if anything. >>1556681 >>1557407 I suggest putting Cirno in the Five Hour Energy column, or maybe Sunny. Your call. Also, besides what's already been said: Maribel, Miyoi and Kagerou would all be great fits for that too. >>1556929 >oni I just wanna be fucking destroyed, honestly. And have a good time while it's happening. Also very cute Ran picture. >>1557652 >Small, medium, or large breasts Mostly large or medium, sometimes larger, but some girls do just have the body for small. >Saggy or perky Both. Both are good. >Loli or hag body type Hag. >Old or young age Depends? Mostly older. >Rape or be raped Be raped..? >Human, Fairy, God, or Youkai Youkai. I am biased. >(you) as the househusband or (you) having a housewife? Also depends. >Smelly girls? Too much fish and I'm done. Some smell is okay. >Boyhus? Sure? Also very easy to get wrong, but Wriggle is the obvious starting point. >Sumireko? Pass. >Pure Yamato girl or European Tits Surely you must see the value in both? I want justice for Yamato girls but am not immune to Europeans... >Saggy Seiga or nah? Not a big Seiga anon but she wouldn't be her without the sag imo. >>1558288 Friend I know spent months hunting down the actual inspiration for her creation from ZUNs perspective bit by bit so the Chima Well definitely runs a lot deeper than most think. Also Lotus Eaters art is so damn nice...

>>1558399 Thanks and cute guya

>>1558229 Meddlesome Magician is kind of an amusing name and very nice

>>1558229 I hope I can join worms this time >>1558296 All I thought about when I read this chapter was that one doujin where Okina tries to molest Chimata she's peak bully kek

>>1558058 Why is Sakuya like that

>>1558743 She is an autistic atheist meido (cute)

>>1558743 She's silly

>>1557599 >>1557762 I'm a bit confused about your specific wish, you mean like this? https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

>>1558763 It's pretty bold to be an atheist in a setting where gods of all kinds and the afterlife are all explicitly real

>>1558800 >>1558816

Touhou worms is up at 5.16.28.71! https://mega.nz/file/iJlXSDDa#tS6zYKdcJzwj-Du0rkEYdQjWl--7BMvXMjclApoY-rw Change the PORT in thpcli.ini to 10800, run thpcli.exe, and enter the IP Click connect, set your name (leave pass blank), click login and wait a bit. If we're not in a game you'll get into the lobby. If we are currently in a game, you'll get an error.

>>1558849 game grd?

>>1558853 Touhou worms should be self-explanatory... Anyways it's artillery game with touhous. A LOT of touhous. Choose shot, aim, move a bit if needed, really simple.

>>1558849 it's just arrow keys to move and spacebar to fire, right?

>>1558849 i'm getting an error

>>1558867 Yeah, and everything else is done with mouse.

>>1558868 Can you make a screenshot? Also make sure you wrote correct IP and port.

>>1558849 I'm getting a script error, even with running locale emulator.

>>1558872 I changed the port and ran the .exe, it's giving me >script error: stage script loading error

>>1558872 Im getting an error as well on top of windows defender being a cunt Should I change my pc's locale to japanese mayhaps?

>>1558883 >>1558884 >>1558885 did you all just download this now from the provided link? I connected just fine but I already had this downloaded since the previous session. is this the same download link from last time?

>>1558883 >>1558884 >>1558885 Bwuh? It's first time I personally meet this error, and archives only have this. Try it, and in case you're running win11 compatibility mode too I guess. If nothing helps, I have no idea, game is written with lua and I know nothing about it.

>>1558893 Meant to send this screenshot.

>>1558898 this worked, thanks

>>1558906 Good to hear. Other anons with similar problem, test this out and tell if it's working for you so we can wait/ not wait for you.

>>1558898 It let me in finally, thanks

>>1558849 Started! Reply to this post if you didn't make it in time and want us to wait for you after we're finished.

>>1558929 I can open it now but I cant find the .ini where I have to change the port in

>>1558933 its the thpcli with the gear

>>1558933 It's just below selected file on your screenshot. We just finished our game, waiting for you!

>>1558936 >>1558937 I am so fucking retarded kek fixed lets see if I can connect now

game crashed

another easy win for hell ministry

whoops left by accident, rejoining

>>1558965 We've finished, you can rejoin now!

>>1558800 Wtf I didn't give you permission to move

connection error now I will never know who won

>>1559063 I got one too...

I can't reconnect, the host must be down

>>1559068 We're still in game, there's just two players left is all

>>1559066 >>1559068 I think you can't join if a game is currently on we shall wait and see

I kneel fishfags

>>1559071 lobby is up again, join in if you want to

>>1559063 Fish disconnected still undefeated...

I think Yuyuko should have thighs the size of (you).

are you shitting me?

No particularly, no. I just like big Yuyuko.

no I was playing Gunbound and got disconnected AGAIN somebody else got disconnected right before me so it's probably not just me

>>1559104 No idea why that happens, other 4 people are still ingame. I'll reboot my router and rehost after this one.

>>1559115 okay

>>1559127 Not enough you mean.

>>1559144 is this real? >>1559115 good 4 me

That's my last game, pretty sure he's still hosting but I'm calling it for me

Intense great fairy war

>>1559118 >>1559157 Alright, router rebooted, I hope it will now be stable for everyone.

>>1559161 Lily White OP, very fun. Will join next week if possible

>>1559168 How much longer are you planning to go

>>1559177 Like 2-3 games more so disconnected anons can catch up, or whenever people would like to call it quits.

>>1559186 cant enter are you guys in a game already?

>>1559192 yeah, it'll be a little bit longer now

>>1559192 Oh fuark I KNEW we forgot someone. Well, less players shorter game I guess...

>>1559193 >>1559194 that's alr I'll wait this one out

>>1559195 Tha'd be appreciated.

>>1558743 ye, sometimes she goes waaay too far, even her own mistress isn't spared. She just won't stop...

>>1559224 I prefer this caracterization of Sakuya instead of the "UGUUUU REMILIASHAMA LET ME LICK YOUR FEET UGGUUUUUU"

>>1559237 Well, fortunately, this characterization of Sakuya is the canon one

>>1559242 Good

>>1557991 Why did you draw Mimi moments away from blowing up Mima for being a bad mom?

>>1559195 We're back in lobby!

Fuuuck I can't enter ur server, is it dead?

>>1559252 Lobby up

>>1559242 That's part of what made her SSiB depiction so enjoyable for me, feels like we need a new era for that Sakuya again

>>1559237 Why not both? The PMSing "GRRRR, MEILING NO BAKA" *knifed*, is even worse tbh.

>>1559224 Here she was talking about Nazrin and Futo tho

>>1558676 Meddlesome Magician is probably my favorite Touhou fangame, but the netcode is super fucking shit. You can't play it cross continent, you either need to play it near people or use Steam Remote Play. >>1559026 >animated png Scary.

>>1559237 >>1559242 Canon Sakuya is also Remilia's number 1 fan

>>1559317 >very humble about her powers, even though stopping time is incredibly powerful for anything including danmaku battles >gives herself a 9/10

>>1559168 thanks for hosting, GGs

>>1559168 thanks for hosting

>>1559317 Yeah, but she is her number 1 fan in a far more amusing where she has a bit of playful banter with Remilia. I like it when fan works use that approach with some exaggeration like in >>1559275's pic. Unfortunately, the Meiling part is WAY too rampant.

>>1559317 She gave China an 8 that's so cute

I believe in meido milkers

>>1559294 It maxes at 4 players and is playable fine with three, so I imagine we still could play it even if eurobros are small minority itt, but yeah kinda sucks that most of people here would miss out on it hard.

>>1559275 That's not her being a smartass, that' just her being an asshole to poor remilia!

>>1559168 Thank you for hosting was fun as always So the question is Which character was the biggest winner and who was the biggest loser

>>1559645 Well...... If it's done right

>>1559292 Yes, total strangers get the ribbing too. I also remember, it was in one of Marisa's endings in EoSD where Sakuya, the absolute madwoman, had the gall to troll Remi by serving the intruder her favorite snack right in front of her.

Remenber when Remilia sat in a baby chair?

>>1559667 Fishgods won

>>1559168 Thanks for the fun mate, see ya someday

There are exactly 0(zero) good doujins for Sakuya.

>>1559670 I think SSiB completely shattered some people's image of their favorite 2hus, that's why it's hated so much. I find it hilarious.

>>1559679 "No"

>>1559670 Flan also has a few dolls and a baby bear in her room. Both sisters are childish, I think ZUN explained that vampires need to stay immature to remain immortal

>>1559679 What about the one where she loses to the cock >>1559682 I thought most of the slag it got was because of moonies trampling over everyone

>>1559697 >I think ZUN explained that vampires need to stay immature to remain immortal This is news to me, source?

>>1559682 >>1559702 It was poorly written in general, the execution was awful and the characters needs to be more desired, The SDM family was the only characters who were enjoyable, everyone else was either mid or annoying at worst, which is why the entirely of Moon Capital was so hated in the first place. Because they're just barebones alongside with the negative traits within the writing, they had nothing outside of their achievement that they took down Yukari and her crew from invading the moon for resources. Because I'd be honest with everyone around here, after reading most of the mangas and comparing them to fanworks I consumed where it portrays her in a different light, wherever it's "inaccurate", one by one, it's safe to say that Yukari is as malicious, as what most of the community portrays these Space Bolsevics. Anyway, even if you tell me that this is where Kaguya was raised from means nothing still if you don't do it justice even herself. And it won't make it interesting by having some of them being "quirky" i.e Yorihime besting Reimu out of thin air. It's irritating to some. It's not a bad manga, it's flawed, but it has a charm thankfully. >>1559248 Supposed to until right in this moment lol