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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8089 Anonymous 07/18/2025 (Fri) 15:49:20 Id: 8c473c No. 1574215
Previous thread: >>1573006 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >7/9 (Wed) After Maint – 7/22 (Tue) 10:59 (JST) Miyako (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun) Saki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun) Moe (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun) >News 4.5 Anniversary Stream (19 July – 18:30 JST): https://www.youtube.com/live/yYorFhF3T_Q 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/566 >Events: Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 7/9 (Wed) After Maint – 7/22 (Tue) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Grand Assault: Kaiten (Outdoor – Torment w/Special Armor) – 7/16 (Wed) 11:00 – 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 7/8 (Wed) After Maint – 7/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/ Light Armor) – 6/26 (Thu) 11:00 – 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) 2x Normal – 7/9 (Mon) 4:00 – 7/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Commissions/Scrimmage – 7/16 (Wed) 4:00 – 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >7/15 (Tue) 2:00 AM (UTC) – 7/22 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC) Rio (3* – Limited) Neru (School) (3* – Limited) Hanako (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Karin (School) (1* – Welfare) >News: PC client OUT NOW: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Blue_Archive/ Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3022659 Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update >Coupons:
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Edited last time by Wardog1 on 07/18/2025 (Fri) 20:18:59.
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I am ready for Hyakkiyako summer to continue
I love the great eastern kot so much. it's unreal.
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ID get.
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happy friday /bag/, have a good one
Sucking the princess before the fes stream.
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>>1574226 The end is neigh
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>>1574226 You too, friend!
Post Aoba getting sucked (tits, pussy, whatever) while she cries
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>swap from rainstorm timeline to some random gook from 5 months ago >suddenly infinitely comfier and I don't have to time a mari heal frame perfect so it actually ticks when the heater drops below 30 >only fucked up my 1t because i bricked the cycle in phase 2 and still improved my ranking by 300 as usual 'geburah, japan' won. im gonna pretend like i didnt waste elephs putting mari from 30 to 40 but whatever healers always need this shit anyways
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>>1574226 fuck yeah friday
Sorry for not updating https://rentry.org/8bagarchive, these threads move too fast
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>>1574215 Happy birthday, Aoba! Here's the drawing that I promised to make. Once day I hope that my Parkinson's will stop and I'll be able to draw straight lines. Back when I asked about what theme I should go with, 2 coomer Anons wanted a lewd drawing and one asked for a drunk Aoba that swears like a Sailor. I went with pic related.
>>1574237 Very cute, thank you for posting it
>>1574237 Great job.
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Do we have our bingo yet?
>>1574242 Bingo anon is on it so I guess yes?
>>1574237 Looks good
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
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eimisex
>>1574237 But I wanted a lewd Aoba...
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>>1574184 Instructions unclear.
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Seia should have been forced to wear actual clothes before entering Millenium, she's gonna be a bad influence on Aris.
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>>1574226 ey god bless arius anon hope you have a good weekend
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>>1574226 Happy Friday, Ariusbro. Don't miss the stream in 17 hours
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Stop posting the child
>>1574237 Very cute, good job
Iori in 4K
This will be a long road until 90, isn't it?
>>1574273 ID color checkout.
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>>1574228 indeed, paradise awaits ibuki-chan. have a pleasant day >>1574230 thanks discipline-kun, you too as well. >>1574235 hell yeah. have a good one yakuzanon. >>1574262 thank you kenzaki-chan, you have a great one as well. >>1574266 that's what i'm trying to do, been busy this whole day but i'll get back to my couch for the stream for sure. and apologies for my tardiness
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>>1574251 >>1574255 Ok. Fuck it. I did all 3 requests.Happy?
>>1574274 It only gets worse.
Color check Also .se is back
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>>1574226 Happy Friday!!
>Brown You know what, maybe moe is better.
>>1574274 It gets better
>>1574274 It's faster
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Y'know, the fact that we just casually saw a long-necked yokai girl in the Hyakki Guide event has me wondering what other yokai mobs that school has
>>1574285 Based.
>>1574279 surprisingly sfw i bullied you before by not believing that youve never done nsfw since all artists are autists at heart but seeing this.. yeah i believe you now anon good work btw
>>1574236 It's fine, thanks for everything
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...
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>aobaba braintard thread >little shit isn't even out yet this shouldn't be allowed. SHE LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST IN OUR TIMELINE YET!!! YOU FUCKFACES ARE BREAKING THe SACRET COSMIC RULES!!
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Aoba impregnation 1d100 = 6
Wouldn't Aoba be pretty strong/buff from working on the railroad all day long?
>>1574308 Don't be mean to your (future) students
By that logic the shupos and Rio shouldn't have breads either. Both servers are valid, goy. ASSba 1d100 = 55
Why is Aoba such a sniffrapist?
Anyone got the song number for that song that plays in the seia/neru alarm ESCAPE sequence in episode 12 banger...
>>1574315 More than the standard student strength? Yeah
i want to eat aoba out so badly bros
>>1574226 Would be better if you just killed yourself to be honest
>>1574319 Got a video? I forgot wat it sounded like.
>>1574237 Very cute anon! Happy birthday Aoba!!! You are a very cute miyu-like! >>1574226 I haven't been using 8chan (or 4chan really) that much lately so I don't know who you are but happy friday bro!!
>>1574308 Call me Phrenapates the way I be breaking timelines
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
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jerks!
>>1574319 I've been wanting to find it too but I don't think it's on MO2
>>1574237 very nice anon!
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>>1574283 happy friday mikanon, have a good one friend!
>>1574332 >not on the wiki what the....
>>1574327 Is track 251, look up on BA music wiki, don't know why MO2 doesn't upload it yet.
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>>1574237 Very nice drawing, Anon.
>>1574337 It's on the wiki at least >>1574339 Thanks
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>>1574226 Happy Friday, Ariusbro.
TODAY IS...
Why do people like the highlander girls so much
>>1574350 Aoba came out of nowhere, is super cute, and has a fun personality that did not otherwise exist in the game prior to her release.
No one talks about how groovy this one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_8YzRMslM
>>1574350 Evil Nonom basically. Shupos are really fun characters. And Aoba appeared out of nowhere, is free, so everyone could/will be able to get her and has great personality (or so I was told).
>>1574347 sxarp
Aoba should go eat a burger.
Wife ID
Man, I love JKs
>>1574359 But do JKs love you?
>>1574359 Makoto is very pretty when she isn't wearing her dumb uniform.
>>1574354 >depressed wagie >probably underpaid >stressed, have potty mouth >doesn't like higher up Yeah, no wonder Aoba related to a lot of people.
>>1574352 reminds me of ace attorney somewhat
>>1574361 Apparently yes...
>>1574368 Reminds me of Gran Turismo, but I played that way more
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>>1574308 Agreed. Next thread will be a Miyako thread. We have decided this.
>>1574354 Suou and Nonomi's story needed way more content. Their connection with Nephthys was complete nothingburger. The whole chapter 3 feels like a rushed job but I wonder if Suou or Abydos for that matter will ever get picked up again after (((they))) left
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>>1574375 based
>>1574308 >isn't even out yet
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>>1574340 hey there little one, i almost missed your post. have a good one little one, i gotta go now. see you on stream. >>1574345 thank you harunanon, have a blast this weekend !
>>1574385 Cute wolf
>>1574378 Abydos will. But it will just be Hoshino stuff again because 9ml
>>1574376 Gehennafloof...
Forcing Kaguya to wear panties
announcing sex with nozomi
>>1574388 9ml is an artist and designer, not the story writer, why would he dictate anything about the story of Abydos?
Weird ass nigger
You only like Aoba because of her smell
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>>1574396 Just the monkey again, just report it.
I like Aoba because she is cute
>>1574398 wtf delete this
I like Aoba because of her body.
is there any way to keep kokona alive in torment? i can't keep her alive at all
>>1574398 Seia (Big(Wet))
>>1574405 You don't use Kokona and borrow another i.Mari instead.
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What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me. Wappiii~ SURPRISE MATH JOKE What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers! that's right. new Yuuka model dropped on the workshop. I don't have to use the porn model anymore
>>1574411 > not a porn model I'd still fuck it.
>>1574411 LMAO!
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>>1574398 That's just Kanna. Even the artist is the same.
>>1574411 She's finally not blushing
>>1574411 Her face is all grey go back to the porn model
>>1574411 I'm not laughing.
>>1574411 double hits. rare >no longer a porn model NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1574411 >I don't have to use the porn model anymore Man, was I in for a surprise when I decided to install that as a replacement for Alyx in HL2 for shits and giggles. The workshop page said nothing about her not wearing any underwear.
>>1574405 >torment? She can't even survive INS
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Jumby my beloved...
>>1574388 Honestly it feels like chapter 3 was meant to be at least twice as long with all the lores they infodumped. They can't even salvage it or fix it when everything got concluded so definitely. I guess if gehenna or highlander gets their own stories they could revisit the stuffs introduced but at the same time it wouldn't feel right to have their stories just end up being a clean up job for abydos ch3
>>1574411 Should've put her thighs on display
>>1574411 >No longer the porn model
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Sex with a student based off the color of my ID
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>>1574425 Goin' places that I've never been...
>>1574417 >>1574419 >>1574430 Hey, at least this one comes with the pajama alt.
>>1574434 Show it
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>>1574405 You don't unless you're going for a super quick clean up team where you only need to heal the heater once
>>1574444 >Yuuka when I try to have fun with my robot toys
>>1574444 Nice bulge Yuuka.
>>1574444 >Skinny thigh >Big head I want the porn model back.
>>1574444 This is Yuuka through Koyuki's vision in the pajama event
Are the Koreans having another convention?
>>1574395 >Underestimating the power of artists Just look at Hina. Doremi fucking chose the VA for her. I bet he was also a major factor in why the majority of the budget for the end of V1C3 went to her fight while the rest of the stuff at the end got an anticlimax with offscreen battles. There's always been biases towards artist/writer favorites with Blue Archive.
>>1574444 Yuuka on her way to smash Koyuki.
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>>1574452 All you can think about is PORN PORN PORN AND PORN
>>1574426 Well, Nonomi and Ayane both only have one alt, so if they really wanted to, they could do an Abydos event centered around those two that explores some of that stuff. >like that is ever going to happen with how focused around Hoshino (and to a far lesser degree Shiroko) Abydos is
>>1574461 I could see it as a one off event where they somehow get separated from the rest, but if they're together as a group Shiroko and Hoshino will always take precedent.
>>1574456 Yeah but that was Doremi. Meanwhile what had 9ml done to even decide anything about the story? I think you should unironically take your meds.
>>1574456 >why the majority of the budget for the end of V1C3 went to her fight Tbh that almost certainly would have happened even without Doremi and Pikanigger. Hoshino vs. Hina had been shilled as some big epic conflict for the ages since V1C1.
>>1574459 You won.
>>1574473 I'm not saying the fight wouldn't have happened, and I think it's fine that it did, but that the rest of the climaxes getting offscreened made the ending of the chapter a huge blue ball. Kuroko and Hoshino Terror going at it would have been far more exciting to me personally. They should have balanced the budget more.
test
9ml might mean Hoshino wank forever but in reality Kokosando's obsession with mechs is already asserting itself with all of the budget and effort going to Volume EX to the point that V5C2 had fuck all CGs and effort put into it while the animators have been going crazy over Volume EX now for almost a year I mean mechs are cool and all but Jesus Christ
>>1574487 I agree with you, we need more GCs again. But he gave us the deca trio, so I forgive him
>>1574487 V5 had more emotionally filled chibi fights so it's fine. Way less stupid than the Hina vs Hoshino fight anyway.
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Sex ID cclor etc you know the drill
Why does a police officer have an ass so FAT?
>>1574444 headcrabs FEAR this creature
>>1574215 Why does an onahole have a birthday?
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Oh hey rinny colored ID!
>>1574499 It's not blue, it's slightly purple.
>>1574487 kokosando has nothing to do with the budget for CGs you won't get more CGs if you get less mechas, the CGs were made by the people who left so naturally they need people who can draw them
>>1574492 Yeah, I liked that fight. It's just jarring to go from the CG spam of Volume F and V1C3 to the desert that was V5C2. Maybe that's just the direction moving forward. Less CG and more Chibi animations. I don't quite agree with that, but eh
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>>1574501 Shut up
Happy Friday, /bag/.
>>1574283 Happy Birthday Mika-Anon
>>1574505 Would baggots play a Payday spin-off of BA?
>>1574456 Based. This is why we need Doremi back on the team
>>1574502 Kokosando is one of the lead designers now so I'm sure he has a say in how resources get allocated. You don't find it a little weird that the amount of CGs being pumped out is dramatically lower for this year? It's not that they don't have the artists to do it or anything, I just think all the effort is being spend on EX.
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>>1574511 Sure, Payday 3
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>>1574506 Sex with the GSC anyway
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Good night
>>1574444 That's a fat fucking pussy
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>>1573634 I want to point out that idk what math this guy did, but you can compare both by sweeping 60ap: > stage 6 sweep: 20x4 = 80 event points. > stage 11 sweep: 26x3 = 78 event points. So you are getting 2 extra event points for every 60ap spent. My point is don't be a retard and just sweep stage 9 or 11 for T4 artifact chance.
>>1574510 Thank you, but how'd you know it was my birthday?
>>1574518 Those 100kg accusations aren't an exaggeration.
Don't remind me of payday 3...
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I don't like how this artist started drawing eyes differently. What's with the fuckass pink glow?
>>1574528 At least post how he did it before
>>1574226 Happy Friday Ariusbro
>>1574522 None of the t4 artifacts are in high demand though.
>>1574533 Might need to sweep stage 10 if you're low on that for the shupos.
>>1574456 >I bet he [mentally ill headcanon}
>>1574515 I'd rather play Starfield
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i expected more from the so-called "pedo game", although i'm not surprised twitter users exaggerated. post the most egregious loli image you have please.
>>1574534 Ah shit, we'll have to farm their skill mats from zero
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>>1574531 He drew them normally.
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heal me serina
>>1574505 >not macarena nigger what are you doing
>(1)
>>1574487 Do consider that v1c3 and vF are endings and/or climaxes
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>>1574537 We are only called the pedo-game because all the students are under 18. Truth to the matter is there's no explicit contents at all.
>>1574540 Does he do it to different colored eyes, too?
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>>1574537 Well excuuuuuuse me Mr. Fed, we actually like JKs here
I missed whatever the cause for posting these but like Glowie Rio
>>1574537 here bwo
>>1574540 how is it my fault for being “defenseless” when im literally sleeping
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>the calm before the storm >slowly getting ready for evening pvp shenanigans >the smell of piss, blood and tears in the air Aaaahhhhhhhh! That's the stuff!!
>>1574558 >slop miyako You don't like her
>>1574554 it was Democrat activismography >>1574549 so it's just another gacha then? alright thanks
>>1574552 Yes, but they're from other IPs so you'll have to take my word for it. >>1574556 You're supposed to sleep like a cat where you're half awake and alert to any potential danger (horny students).
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>>1574564 that's a very cute and sloppy miyako. screw you.
>>1574237 Nice, very cute
It's kind of only just sunk in now for whatever reason but holy shit we're actually getting a new blufes banner announcement in less than 24 hours
>>1574570 >a new blufes banner > a > as in singular Yeah better pray that we will only get one.
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>>1574570 >somewhere, in another timeline...
Adult game
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>>1574573 Double Bluefes was a fucking mistake, man.
Is the mecha-alligator today or tomorrow reset ?
>>1574574 The best timeline where i live in.
>>1574570 That's right
>>1574565 There are erogachas out there but they're trash But basically, yeah
>>1574577 I do wonder why they decided to start releasing 2 students, instead of 1? Pressure from the higher ups? Did they know only releasing BHosh would've been a bad idea?
>>1574573 >>1574574 >>1574580 Post QOL predictions
what would be your reaction if banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J54EarVBFNo What's your favorite banger from the game, answer immediately
Someone has asked how the fuck we know Sakurako's and Asuna's buff is up you can see their effects being up
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>>1574583 I hope the JPfags will actually get a PC release tomorrow. DMM would be a HORRIBLE choice, so I guess another steam version linked with Yostar account would be better, or just a regular client. Other than that, practice mode. Considering Lunatic is a thing now having a practice mode would be nice. Increase the friend slot too. Having Satsuki on my account filled up those 50 slots rather quickly.
Would /bag/ be happy with a shupo bluefes with Hikari and Nozomi in sexy bikinis?
>>1574593 Why not a standalone launcher? Mahjong Soul has one
>>1574582 Tbh out of the B. Hoshino and Shiroko Tubby combo, Shiroko easily is the one that was more deserving to be a BlueFes banner. Sure, serious-business Hoshino was all nice and dandy, but she doesn't really hold a candle to Fatroko.
>>1574595 God I love the comment section
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>he thinks we're stopping at Double Bluefes It will be triple Bluefes this time.
>>1574593 I had like 8 slots left for like half a year cuase nobody wanted my borrows despite asking multple times in threads despite having UE50 for qMarina, sSaori, bYosh AND Satsuki but when I got my wife to bond 100 and changed my little banner thing to show it off I got 5 requests from randoms seemingly impressed by my love for my wife.
>>1574589 Going to need a 4k monitor to see that
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>>1574593 Imagine this >PC Launcher >but no button shortcuts
>>1574597 Would standalone launcher even be worth it, and can it even be played on the steam deck? How about the other systems? Or the payment processors? I dunno, I just don't trust the japs when it comes to adapting to the modern standard.
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>>1574583 uhh... how about a virtual cafe editor, where you can use any furniture you like and as many of whatever in order to create a blueprint/preset and a nice interface that shows you if you have all the pieces and if not you get linked straight to the appropriate choice boxes. How about that. Also proper hit tests in the cafe that actually respect the objects geometry instead of just hitting the bounding box. That's so fucking annoying.
>>1574582 I think it's the latter, but they saw how much money it is so they can't go back to 1 banner now
>>1574583 I want a higher limit on l2ds. To have the game choose a random one not out of ten, but out of everyone I have.
>>1574612 This, I actually don't know why the limit is a thing
>>1574609 Yostar is Chinese, so they can probably find a way
thoughts on nell?
>>1574589 They should have a very distinct and off color icon right at the first position if their buff is up (like those yellow mine stacks). That visual noise really isn't very helpful in way too many situations where you don't see shit.
>>1574583 Jukebox, so we can listen to the OSTs in the game
An in-game chibi viewer would be nice.
>>1574618 Too short
>>1574616 God that guitar is fucking orgasmic when it rips in.
>>1574618 The second best C&C member after Akane.
>>1574589 the easiest way is pressing ESC if there's 2 crit buff sakuraro is up. and if sakurako is up it's pretty much guaranteed asuna is also up
>>1574583 Not exactly QoL, but I do wish the background of the Schale Office in the main screen would change according to local time, the player's birthday and a few festivities.
>>1574611 I think it's less of a money thing and more that they simple want to introduce more students at once It at least opens the door to more flexibility than just "popular student gets a Fes banner" >>1574618 She's alright. Not really wife tier for me but I'd hang out with her.
>>1574608 That sounds too stupid.
>>1574625 Finally, someone that gets it
>>1574619 Just add the ability to click on these icons, and it gives you a description of which buff it is, but also who the buff is from, and how long does it have left until it expires
>>1574637 This would make me like raids so much more.
>>1574637 Or add small icons of your students with their health bar and current buffs and debuffs
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>it's another episode of shun goes first oh, for fucks sake...
>>1574637 Or they can just keep a status bar on the side if the EX is still up. Like keep a smaller version of picrel on the side to indicate it's still active. It might cause bloat in Set though, they'll have to make it just a small icon I guess.
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>shun doesn't go first >win
>>1574588 Its impossible for me to pick a favorite but recently I've been really digging these two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv1lxp_Xufs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu0a5pj8rUg
>>1574618 Very endearing and cute in this event + uniform momos. She just seems to get better as time goes on, like initially she comes across as a hotheaded violent brat, but matured into one of the more level-headed and cool students in general, fitting for the leader of C&C. Also seeing her feminine side is pretty sweet, and the momos had a great girlfriend experience vibe. JK Neru's voice lines are also fantastic: https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/d/d3/Neru_%28School_Uniform%29_LogIn_2.ogg https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/e/e3/Neru_%28School_Uniform%29_Lobby_3.ogg https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/f/fa/Neru_%28School_Uniform%29_Lobby_1_1.ogg It feels like Nellbros won bigly this time, but idk since I'm not one and haven't been around many, so I don't know what the general reception towards it is.
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>shun... went first again >... >win anyways SHUUUN!!!!!
>>1574647 That would be too much visual clutter, imo
>don't use shun >sometimes I win, sometimes I don't
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>shun... went fucking first >all over again >three times out of four >WTF!!! SHUUUNN!!! >lose GEEEHHHHHHHHH
>use shun >have sex all day and all night >wake up tired but refreshed
>[x]skip >sometimes numbers goes up >collect 30 pyros when reminded
Chise
>>1574588 Idk. But this is the best combat music from the time I was mostly doing missions.
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Sweaty pussy.
What did she meant by this...
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>>1574667 Your consent means nothing in Kivotos.
>>1574662 chisex
>>1574652 Hina is so FUCKING cool
The stream starts at 3:30am where I live What should I do
>>1574672 Go to sleep early.
>>1574666 Imagine the aroma...
>>1574671 Valkyrie mob, my beloved Millennium mob, my beloved >>1574672 Sleep earlier, you're an adult, for fuck's sake
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>>1574672 This >>1574673. That's how I survived fes streams. Get yourself 4-5 hours of sleep before the stream.
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>that one fight Shun didn't go first... kino! I mean, just look at it. Textbook Miyako tacticool stun in fat teller's stupid face and she's out!! It just doesn't get any more kino than that!
>>1574676 How long into the stream do they usually announce in game news I can definitely sleep through the boring merch stuff
>>1574672 Apply Tsubaki method
>>1574678 You got a virus on your screen bruv
Today I want to talk about Malkuth's hair. Malkuth has long, white hair that goes down to her ankles. They're a separate pat of her and not connected to her arms, which some might get mistaken if they only glance at her. Her hair is very straight, but her bangs and how her hair splits to a degree implies there's actually quite a bit of life behind her artificial/divine form. If this is to be considered "God's design", then He seems to have some degree of caring for man, otherwise Malkuth wouldn't have any reason to be humanoid. It definitely feels like there's more to her than is currently known, somehow being more than just a machine... Malkuth is synthetic and would have no need to clean or scent her hair like biologics. After all, she's part of the divine design- she's already perfectly created.
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>>1574683 hissssss
>>1574682 Its a bit funny how she carries that pistol around on every mission but never gets to use it. At least Neru uses the butt of her gun after Rio hands her the electric thing
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>>1574679 It's probably not going to be that long since it's going to be an evening in Japan. 1-2 hours probably. Full Anni streams were really long. Like, they started around 1AM in my tz and they announced in-game stuff around 8-9AM.
<MKS
>>1574679 Like around 30 to 40 minutes
Is this heaven???
What sound do rabbits make when they're pissed and angry as all hell? ...uhm... asking for a frend.
let's face it giving sensei human rights would cause a societal collapse due to students getting too pent up
>>1574691 Okay so I pat my students at 10pm Immediately go to sleep And wake up at 4am with 6 hours of sleep under my belt Got it
>>1574698 They stamp their feet and make snorting noises
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>>1574698 They silently thump. They're very passive aggressive, and can't overtly show anger because they're prey. I'm giving you this information willingly because I'm almost certain this isn't the answer you wanted, but is the truth.
>>1574698 They grunt and stomp the ground
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Good afternoon, /bag/
Solo doujin when?
>>1574687 cool did you do ein's hair yet?
>>1574698 you dont wanna know youre asking as a shitpost but the answer is sad
>>1574702 >>1574703 oh, how cute.... and how would you put that into text format verbalization?
>>1574706 wakapats
>>1574710 Ask grok
>>1574708 Not yet, this is the first Deca I've done and the first IN-UNIVERSE robot. The actual first goes to Whatever the fuck Hatsune Miku is classified as.
>>1574707 Every mob deserves love and a doujin
Somehow I got insane Satsuki crits and I'm now one of the top 10 euro torments..
>>1574713 Miku?
>>1574709 It's alright. No animals have been hurt during Blue Archive development. I mean. Maybe a few. But not *that* many.
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evening
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Describe the smell
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I need her.
>>1574215 Aoba is a sex toy.
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Soon
>>1574722 >no gdd dogshit ALSO THIRD TIME MY ID RESETS THIS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>1574722 imagine the girls' reactions when they find out I have a boner.
>>1574709 >me >>1574727 >also me ?????????? these are minutes apart how did i switch IP
>>1574670 agreed
>>1574718 Yes, Hatsune Miku from Fortnite. I looked through her momotalks because it's really not explained how she has a physical form, because it doesn't matter for the plot of her story. She seems to be a lot like Kei, but again, impossible to really know.
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>>1574721 Good evening.
>>1574726 >Our first actual introduction to Suou being in a summer event with her in a bikini That'd be funny
>>1574698 sensei like shadow miyako the most
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>>1574728 you think she didn't already know?
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>>1574740 you don't get it, I want them to all find out so they can surround me and stare at my boner on full display
>>1574740 >500iq >gets foiled by sensei just being sensei and doing seinsei things shes a fucking glass cannon being foiled by (you)'are existance itself do not think otherwise anon
>>1574742 >this is supposed to be a 17 year old woman
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Hina hours?
hina bobina
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>>1574747 Fully grown.
Hinyan, maybe
>>1574744 can i marry her
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WakaSet!
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Nomiset
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akoset
Oh no I didn't have time to pat her!
Curious to see if I can get a resetpost on time
MUH KEI SET
hina shrimpina
>>1574762 Absolutely not
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>>1574764 students should be fried
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>>1574754 shes a JC
>>1574770 good!
>>1574761 >taking a pic instead of patting
>>1574772 Doomfox so strong she fucking gaslit me into posting twice
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THE 1T IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAL Is Torment equally accessible without having to raise any more niche units? Don't really feel like raising Karin for this one boss when plat is safe
>>1574773 it be like that
>>1574743 she will be the one to reveal it to everyone
>>1574766 I concur with this post
>>1574778 for free?
I forgot to do my TA raids
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Why are girls like this?
>>1574779 look at this little thing
>>1574783 She's horny
>suddenly 400 posts in SLOW THE FUCK DOWN >>1574671 where's this from?
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>Put OChinatsu's L2D into my 10 rotation >Appears 5 days in a row what's her fucking problem?
>>1574784 Cast it into the fire, fry it
wow
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>>1574754 I'll allow it.
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>>1574785 Oh I get it, because she has horns!
>>1574787 She's ovulating, please impregnate her already
>>1574785 >Does this then gets mad when I sniff her ballet dress Why...
>>1574786 Guide Tsubaki 2nd momo
>>1574789 bro your karin elephs?
>>1574789 You tell me
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>already 2 pvp def wins since reset >0 losses, still
>notice a lot of tanks in 1 >decide to try a Miyako stall strat >actually doesn't go terribly and I'm not baited every time Huh. Ain't that something.
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Fuck Miyako
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>5 purples
>Miyako hours >On the day of the tea party Can you fucking don't?
Iori is my favorite PvP character in Blue Archive, she uses her EX and removes everyone on the field instantly!
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>>1574804 day of the what?
Nothing ever happens
>go to "Corgi Town" >look inside >foxes
>>1574809 I got her to 4 stars and that's enough for me
They have to fucking know at this point
>>1574805 Why can't you be happy for me?...
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I'm gonna go and play with Nodoka
>>1574808 Two weeks
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Forgib?
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I just did spend all my eligma to upgrade S.Wakamo instead of casual Neru, how will this decision affect my raiding experience in future?
>>1574818 i trust
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>>1574819 fine fine.
>>1574821 You don't need your own UNeru for anything other than lunatic.
Why are the 90s so slow...
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>>1574821 It's gonna be Wakafine!
>You and I are the same age, Neru
>>1574825 blink and you'll miss them
Could someone explain how Geb's freeze mechanic works? even if I buffer the heal to the heater before the freezing happens in order to overload it my whole squad still gets frozen, I'm destroying the ice pillar immediatelly too, I haven't read anything about this boss
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>>1574821 Wise decision, wakaBro
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I think it wasn't my screen that's actually dying. I'm starting to believe it's my graphics card.
Miyako is joining the Tea Party to replace Mika's seat
>>1574832 Your students have to move before the bar fills up
>>1574832 Guide for text allergic retard senseis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YUIj__Mrcc
seia becoming friends with koyuki is not what i expected to happen today
>>1574832 +1 out of 10 bars to the gauge every 5 seconds a student doesn't move
Nin-nin!
>run from the mechagator >reach the laptop >it doesn't do anything and you die >read "hints" >"Use vending machines to slow it down!!" >click interact on a vending machine >it doesn't do anything and you die And people will still defend this garbage
>>1574842 Have you tried activating the vending machine and then running?
>>1574837 >>1574838 >>1574840 >This is why people were using Mimori I'll see if Yuuka's thighs get the job done
>check the future >Tea Party summer confirmed >all 3 get swimsuits that are metacore >they get the first NSFW L2Ds in the entirety of Blue Archive >Seia in particular gets a sex scene with Sensei in her momos >announced VN sidegame detailing Sensei romancing everyone of Trinity >Anime adaptation focused on the Seia route announced right after Holy shit
>>1574776 What server? 1t insane is enough for plat in NA
>>1574847 Idol Mine is an option too She barely needs investment
huh this exists
We're actually getting the WakaNovel with WakaManga and Wakanime!
>>1574842 >wtf man i'm running it doesn't even let me run oh my GOOOD!
>>1574781 Man happensz shit
>>1574853 >this is the face of the man who got filtered by Factorio
>>1574781 Couldn't be me lmao
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>3rd pvp bucks from def win since reset >still 0 losses
>>1574835 i told you so a few days ago
>>1574795 10 shards away from 4 stars
>>1574835 you can always test your theory by removing the graphics card and playing with integrated graphics
>two days for 3x hards Why is my favorite part of bluefes so short? It should've been 3x normals, not 3x hards!
>>1574864 It's 3 though.. >>1574842 Works on my machine.
>>1574860 I guess an awful temperature (like, it's supposed to be 19 degrees but it's so hot in here with high humidity).
>>1574821 You can take SWak to pvp against teams that don't have Hibiki and absolutely dunk yellow tanks, it's very funny.
>>1574866 >I guess an awful temperature has something to do with it too. The card is just overheating.
>>1574850 Give it to me straight, this is what I was able to do with TYuuka,SKanna,IMari and IWappi with SFubuki and a borrowed Sagtsuki as the special units. I don't have Asuna's new alt, I don't have SShiroko and I don't even have Mimori since I never thought I'd need her so I didn't farm her at all, yes Fubuki is my spirit animal. Is it possible for me to do this?
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>>1574852 I hope they release Wakamo’s second alt this year. I get the feeling they will, there’s been a lot more WakaMerch lately, and she even appeared in the latest JP event.
>>1574537 Nigger, it's le pedo game because all but a few girls are of the legal fiction age agreed by the overlords for plebeians
>>1574871 *Are not
It's been years, and only now I have remembered to finish these missions
I accidentally 980 AP on normal stages...
>she's still there
>>1574866 aye sounds like the card would be overheating grab hwinfo and keep an eye on it furthermore downgrade your drivers
>>1574859 wtf is she doing on my couch
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When are we getting more bunny (real) girls?
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>>1574874 Reflect on your mistake.
>>1574867 I'm top 10 on pvp, often get the top 1 rewards, so it's not like I need help on that regard, but will try her
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What's this exercise called?
>>1574882 Same here. It's for fun.
>>1574869 yes, you just need to manage the reactor better and use more efficient skill orders
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Fuck it we ball
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>open /bag/ >anon makes not 1, but 3 pieces of artwork for others to enjoy. a few people made "good job" posts. >the heckin' weekend hobo squad man comes over and everyone creams their pants. Just when you thought /bag/ cannot get any gayer. Hey anon. >>1574237 >>1574279 I see the hard work that you've put into those and I appreciate that you've taken the time out of your day to share those with us.
>>1574865 It's 2 SHORT is what it is!
>use the timeline some anon posted >it worked fine for last few days >didn't look at hp for 5 secs >it left me with 12m hp Geburah this time AAAAAAAAA
I guess that's it I liked these a lot, this event's biggest and perhaps only flaw was that (We) are barely a character in it
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>>1574877 I don't know.
>>1574881 i swear this kot deserved more memes
>>1574869 just 2T with hibiki, nagisa, karin, dHina+rio+kisaki...
I'm ngmi am I...
>>1574886 I see, I'm assuming this run I did is so bad I should scrap it since you didn't mention any teams to salvage it?
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>>1574894 He may not have had the spotlight for long, but that one gif is still more than I expected to find
I want money and this event is really good at giving me money. But I also want to get hard nodes done. Which one's the better play?
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>>1574896 Time to buy AP
Here's my roster after bluefes pulls. I made some teams for general content, and wanted to know what /bag/ though of them. Also, who should I be investing my limga/cds/books/equipment into?
>>1574895 I forgot to mention I don't have Nagisa either, just like Asuna she didn't show up when I sparked Toki
>>1574279 >Fuck fuck fuck Don't mind if i do
>>1574902 Just use SHanako for every color.
>>1574905 then use mashiro, mYuzu, sMiyu.. there are so many options
>>1574897 If you have literally no other repositioners there is nothing you can do.
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give me pretty colors art /bag/
>>1574899 thats pretty much all there is and its only because he looks so close to the blini kot a travesty i tell you
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here's my cringe team and rotation if someone wants to try to copy for some reason satsuki is some maxed borrow
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>had to 3T INS Geburah >despite the fact that I could consistently get 1T before WTF is going on?
>>1574908 >Never invested in any of those units since I never needed them Fuck, I'll try though. >>1574909 I'll try to 2T it with IMine
where did all my eligma go
>>1574920 Tell me if you find yours
>>1574919 satsuki, sFubuki, hibiki and mashito should be the most important if you have to choose
>>1574907 shes really that busted huh...
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>>1574913 All I remember is one anon getting so extremely angry whenever he had to look upon her L2D because "look at this smug motherfucker, how he's just taunting me". It was almost the exact same post as that dog-near-the-stairs one but you could feel the anger. 10/10
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>>1574922 I hate critmalding.
>>1574925 What about MYuzu, is she a no go? she's much more invested than my Mashiro
>>1574920 >>1574923 Good thing the ligma curry farm is next week so this 0 can go to 80 haha....
Rio... you can't be this dense.
Seia's concerned...
comfy
>>1574927 Other purple DPS only get to shine if it's something that absolutely requires single target or if it requires more damage than sHanako and an assistant sHanako can deal, like lunatic Kurokage. Kasumi and even Yukari were getting used for that.
>>1574930 if you need a fourth team? I'd use dHina team before her, she can pull 15m at least
>>1574279 >swearing That's indeed NSFW
>>1574928 youre right mind you i actually forgot about that one still it deserved so much more than to be just an obscure refference known only by 30+ year old wannabe dads living out their fantasy
She's still going?!
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>>1574943 Alas, such is our fate
>expect some super difficult infiltration at the end >do it faster than the first one Kek.
>>1574916 Just do lazy 2T and start with the shitty team
>>1574932 >Rio's brain when it comes to social interactions
Heehee, Fubuki is so cute
>>1574948 I was using a timeline that worked for 2 days, yesterday it required me to send in Mash who 1-shot it and today I had to 3T it for some reason.
>>1574946 truly, cruelly so
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FRIDAY NIGHT, MY BELOVED
>>1574916 Are you making sure to use I.Mari at the right time? Most clears deliberately let the heater cool down at some spots and time her heal so it hits just after it ticks to 30%. The timing there seems to vary a bit and it's important. Also yeah, Satsuki's crit variance is pretty crazy. I end my torment team 1 from anywhere between 22M to 36M...
>>1574956 I'm using someone else's timeline and as I've said, it worked for 2 days + multiple mocks.
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>wait, did that final infiltration reward just give me a whooping 10'000'000 credits? Hallelujah!! I'm rich again!! >... >it was just 1'000'000 bucks. I AM JUST A POOR BOY...
Shit, not again
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>>1574961 oh shit
>>1574961 zoos really is pretty big now that I get a closer look
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>>1574961 Sent to the dark void once again
>>1574961 your fault for ghosting your students so much
Arona?
>>1574966 It's Arona's PoV because she's taking a rest.
>>1574954 PIDGEONS OR SEAGULLS BOTH PESTS AND SCUM PURGE KILL STRANGLE BURN THEM ALL NONE SHALL BOTHER MY STUDENT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK
>>1574969 doves are good
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Aaaand done.
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>>1574976 I know who you are
>>1574975 Should have read your fucking momos
>>1574976 did i stutter
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>>1574976 Literally flying rats.
>>1574982 thats a tit
Oh hey the vending machine works in the campus
>>1574991 very astute of you
>>1574982 Vergil's tit...
>>1574992 I made her drink 20 cans.
>>1574997 Fat Seia...
>>1574999 It's aight. they were Coke Zero
>>1574980 This is literally me
>>1574932 I think people who haven't read the event or her momos think that when people say Rio has autism they mean in the quirky silly kind of way like Toki or Eimi where they're just kind of eccentric but no Rio actually just completely unironically exhibits symptoms of someone quite severely on the autistic spectrum. It cannot be stressed enough how serious people are when they say Rio has autism.
How hard is this torment? I'm lacking a UE30-40 Cherino, summer Kanna and Idol Mine is at 4* I can 1T insane with some resetting but I'm worried about torment and I'll most likely miss the rewards
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i don't want this event to end, man
For the camp event, you guys stopping at 12600 event points for the 3 daily curry pyros, or going for 15000 anyways?
>>1575010 I was thinking the same thing while playing this last part, saying goodbye to everyone just hurt
>>1575008 you lack optimization
>>1574652 This is what Kasumi hears every time Hina appears in front of her.
>>1575009 preservation ticket ganbare your best shot aru-sama
>>1575012 old man is about to cry at pixels
>>1575017 >t. psycopath
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>>1575009 Akane can do in place of sKanna and Mine doesn't need any more than 4*. If you can comfortably do INS with 1t torment honestly isn't that much more difficult. I'm sweeping INS the rest of the week but I honestly actually kind of enjoyed optimising my torment clear. Still required 3 teams though.
>>1575017 30+ general nigger
>>1575011 I don't even know what this is about
>>1575017 I cried during Vol. F, you got a problem, Nigmoi?
>>1575023 as it should be
>>1575023 I've been conditioned like Pavlov's fucking dog to tear up just by hearing Re Aoharu
>>1575008 Millennium really should implement some discriminatory practices when it comes to choosing their school's leadership. Just imagine how things would have gone if Rio had had an effective tard wrangler capable of hammering some common sense into her thick skull. Then again, being a bit retarded and/or mentally ill seems to be an entry requirement for most student council presidents in Kivotos.
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>>1575029 I don't even understand Japanese and I can hear her monologue over the song.
>>1574916 You didn't invest into idols and Satsuki.
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>>1575010 every ending is a new beginning look forward to jp stream tomorrow
I'm back. What did I miss?
>>1575030 Nothing in all the content we've seen ever even once implies that Rio was democratically elected and that can only then lead to the assumption that there is no democratic process in the first place and given the nature of Millennium's philosophy and goals and the fact that Rio is explicitly named as the smartest student in Millennium it can only then mean logically by extrapolating these facts that Millennium has a meritocratic process of election and Rio got the president seat on the basis of her being the best so nothing else really seems to factor into it.
>>1575033 >UE50, limit broken ATK Satsuki >4*, lvl 90 I.Mine with T9/T9/T4 gear >3*, lvl 90 I.Wappi with T1/T9/T1 gear and 5/1/1/M skills >UE30, lvl 90 I.Mari with T9/T9/T9 gear and limit broken healing >3*, maxed S.Shiroko >borrowed UE50 JK.Asuna
>>1575038 There's really nothing wrong with making tea or coffee like this
>>1575041 The FUCK is wrong with you?
Please give thanks to OST related for saving Blue Archive
>>1575011 I'll stop at whatever a week of farming gets me because I'm dumping everything on 3x normals during the 2nd week for T10 gear (idk about 3x hards yet)
>>1575041 are you american?
>>1575041 you triggered the bongs lmaooo
>>1575041 expect a personal rape session from say ya
>>1575048 NTA but it's burger hours so...
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Would you roll for S. Asuna?
>>1575038 Completely ignoring the fact that your new supposed leader has the social skills of a particularly dense brick, and that she resorts to imprisoning dissenting voices in her inner circle faster than Stalin, seems like a pretty damn major flaw in the system. Oh, well, a school isn't really a school in Kivotos if its leader hasn't accidentally almost caused their own school to be destroyed, get involved in a major scandal, or had it heavily damaged either by accident or by their own poorly thought-out actions.
>>1575056 HELL YES WHERE IS KARIN? TOKi? AKANE?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DQX93WU7lbo very dangerous video do NOT open
>>1575056 No, I would be pissed that she got another alt so quickly. Maybe in 2 years.
shenshei donyo
aoba birthday sex
>>1575061 meecheeroo des
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>>1575057 mn this argument doesn't sound very rational to me
>>1575056 Eh, I would rather roll for a swimsuit Akane, Toki, or Neru tbh.
>>1575056 I do like Asuna but other students could use revealing alternates. S.Kaede perhaps.
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>>1575009 >How hard is this torment? super easy: >step 1: send in the rabbits >step 2: everybody fucking dies >step 3: get failsafe insane rewards >step 4: claim torment pyros simple as
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>>1575066 Manwhore
>>1575060 >Gehenna season/events/alts >game almost dies >Millenium season/events/alts >game gets popular again It's just a logical choice
>>1575049 Oh, nic... >clearshite Is it just me or every single time a collab doujin is announced, he's on the list?
>>1575021 https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/New_Year_March#Daily_Missions Next week's camp event (rerun) has a daily mission that needs you to cook curry 3 times. And each one costs 300 event points, so that's 900 you need to farm daily. The event lasts for 14 days, so 12600 event points. Cooking curry also gives ligma, and there's also the points milestones that grant some stuff. For my bonus at 90%, farming up to 15k event points seems to give around 2.39x comms worth of credits + ligma every 58 AP on average + maybe some T4 voynichs/rohoncs. Ligma and some artifacts are up to luck though, I remember getting fucked over by Kirara's event...
>>1575074 It's funny he said he'd immediately abandon BA if something more popular came along and somehow is still drawing for it
>>1575076 Got it, thanks for answering. I'll just do the event normally
Rio being profoundly retarded is actually quite realistic. A lot of those science-types traded in their WIS for higher INT.
>>1575045 Is this code redeem notification anywhere in game, I miss /bag/ for a few days and I miss shit like this
>>1575077 Unfortunately. I mean he's not only responsible for recruiting artists for that god awful collab doujin from C104, he's also a contributor to another dogshit anthology that's getting released on C106. Like, I really wished that he'd have just enough of self awareness to not come back to BA but he's a spineless faggot so ofc he came back.
>>1575082 It was posted in the EN twitter
Another day, another garbage run of the minigame that I skipped. Fake gates that close when you try to go through them, hours-long animations, shitty finicky controls, the works. Seriously, that part with the two gates, where both open but the right closes as you approach, is just plain bullshit. There's no skill to a mere coinflip of which one you try to go through until you know it's a fakeout. That or it was just bugged and wasn't supposed to close before I reached it. Either way, shit minigame.
>>1575071 >>1575064 Very kissable face
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I don't listen to any videogame complaints unless they say "WHAT were they THINKING?!"
>>1575087 4cuck /v/ poster....
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>>1575049 >Cowkini >A bunch of lolis
>>1575087 THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF MY DICK
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>>1574912 Here you go. I'm not shading this.
>searching for Haruka headpat arts >get hit with 1st pic rel What the actual fuck
>>1575082 My guess is (since it was announced today-ish) that it probably won't show in-game for another ~5 hours when it's 2:00 UTC aka the usual time when something happens, if not tomorrow Socials + forums get priority, it's even on Steam for game news
>>1575019 Does Mine need high skill level? Whata botu Cherino, I'm just going to copy the strats I can >>1575015 >>1575070 Valid strategy but I'm most likely going to miss the rewards anyway and I already did my insane run for the day
I'm only on 350m right now. Would I even make it to this with just doing 1 torment preservation clear and 2 INS clears a day?
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>>1575093 >Oekaki
>>1575097 TOR preservation (if you mean forfeiting TOR) won't give you TOR rewards and score but INS. Unless you've cleared TOR and want to forfeit Lunatic.
>>1575096 >Does Mine need high skill level? You can literally leave her at 1/1/1/1 and she'll serve her purpose. She does nothing against Geburah beyond moving your characters so they don't freeze to death. So long as she isn't dying that's as much as she needs and I've never had her die with mine being at 4* doing torment. >Whata botu Cherino Max her cost regen skill and enough survivability and again you'll be fine. Nothing really extreme needed with her either.
>>1575100 That's what I mean yeah. I've beaten torment once for the rank and so I go into lunatic once and fail for the extra score and then do INS for the other 2 tickets. But I think I might need to do torment again to reach the last gift boxes but I'm not sure.
>>1575046 Bluefes sucked me dry of reports... >>1575080 Just make sure to cook curry 3x every day of the event for the pyros. Also, the event runs at the same time as 3x commissions, so it's not worth buying reports/orbs from the event shop at all.
>>1575101 Some could argue that Mine's going to be a bit more useful, at least in terms of team survivability, with her NS upgraded as she can do ATK down on Geburah's wave. But then again, I didn't test it. >>1575102 You can try it. Idk if this is going to work but good luck. You can always try forfeiting 1 TOR, check how many points it's going to give you, do INS mock, to get avg score per INS and then just calculate it.
>>1575105 Well the issue is I can't remember when the raid started so I'm not sure how many days left we have.
good eos
>>1575107 It's always 7 days. You get 2 days on Tuesday: (post maint or not post maint) Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (>we are here), Saturday, Sunday. So, if we don't count today, we've got 2 resets more.
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>>1575093 Impressive
>>1575109 Well I'm fucked then. Why did they increase the point requirements so much? Used to be able to clear it all without even thinking about it just by doing INS all week
>>1575093 Pretty Niko
>>1575093 Holy shit
>>1575111 To give out more rewards
>>1575111 They just added some extras as far as I know, they didn't increase requirements for stuff you could get before.
>>1575085 This was the easiest minigame... How could anyone get filtered by it? >>1575111 They didn't increase the requirement. they just added new rewards because of LUN...
>>1574912 One of my favorites
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>>1575115 >>1575116 Don't care I missed on my single gift box and now I'm fucking MAD. My bond 100 wife will never get to bond 101 now.
This raid is such cancer. I can follow the exact same rotation I've noted down for Insane, and the result can be anywhere from nearly 1teaming it, to being 30 million short.
Koyuki has been growing on me a lot lately. Is this the fabled niha virus?
>>1575082 Social media I saw it way earlier today but didn't notice that it was a coupon code because it was just twitter showing me the picture on the middle again
>>1575093 God damn that's good
>>1575125 because I thought it was just twitter showing me the picture in the middle again*
>>1575082 These always get added to the loading screen popups sometime after the xitter announcement.
>>1575122 A 30m difference means you are fucking up.
>>1575122 It's one of those raids you gotta follow to the millisecond. The radiator boosting cost recovery so much makes things a lot more messier if you heal it one tick earlier or later.
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Okay, just a little shading.
>>1575085 >>1575122 I'm starting to think you're bad at videogames
>>1575130 It starts as a 10 million difference, which rapidly escalates because it changes when P2 begins, and that changes the boss's skill timings that leaves the tidal wave hitting while the ice is still shielded, meaning I start losing students.
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Lunatic status?
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>>1575136 Extreme looks better
>>1575118 >>1575133 >muh skill issue When two gates open, and then one of them suddenly closes without any warning or indication, there's literally no skill involved. Point to me exactly what sign the minigame gives you over which of the two gates you need to take during that chase.
>>1575083 Subhumans tend to not have self awareness or anything inside their heads at all
Ah, it's another day of >be bad at videogames >blame it on the game
>>1575140 I don't even know what are you talking about them closing because I they never closed on me
>>1575122 >satsuki fails to push the boss into phase 2 at the time in my notes again
>>1575124 we need pj koyuki meta striker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb8iqn2956c Oh, so this is what they were giving out that coupon for.
>>1575144 In the gator chase. You start running in those fenced paths, and after three vending machines there are two gates. Both open, but one closes again before you go through it. Maybe it was a bug.
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I'm back. Needed to backup some data in case my graphics card hits EoS anytime soon. Extremely humid air doesn't help with cooling.
>>1575140 Dude, it is literally just >activate the first vending machine (the only semi-hard part) >mechagator is stunned >run through the gates >follow the clearly laid out path and activate vending machines until you reach a laptop >activate the laptop >robots move aside run past them >follow the tunnel >activate the last machine >win
>>1575134 You need to time it so the phase transition happens during pillar and then be able to heal the heater from bellow 30%. That's for TOR though, INS you can really do whatever if you have the idol team.
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>>1574537 You asked for it
>>1575148 Maybe, either that or I got lucky, even though I had to go through them at least twice each
>>1575150 It was the easiest (and fastest) infiltration mission in this event. I liked it. >>1575151 Not really, my Idol team struggled and today I was left with 12m hp that I needed to remove with 2 extra teams.
What's another minigame type that would filter people? Rhythm?
>>1575150 Yeah, and I would have cleared it, if I hadn't lost a ton of time needing to run between gates because the one I tried to go through closed on me. And also because the touch controls suck when trying to switch between moving and activating things, which cost me more time at the last machine. I honestly wonder if they ever playtested this on a phone screen. >>1575151 I use the idol team, and they've left me with anywhere from 500k to 13M to clean up. Today was 9M.
You know Lunatic is so insanely overtuned that I'm 90% sure this blufes is going to introduce some new mechanic that will power spike us so we don't have 8 team Kurokage clears going forward.
>>1575158 We've had like 2 rhythm games already
>>1575158 I remember Miku's minigame filtering a lot of people, me included
>>1575158 Racing
>>1575161 UE60/70 and T3/4 bond gears
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>1575162 One was Miku, the other one was a browser minigame unless I'm forgetting >>1575163 I'm not good at rhythm games either
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>>1575163 Thanks for reminding me how awful I was at that and the Iori summer minigame
>>1575158 Hod raid simulator. It's basically just the Hod raid but as it's own separate minigame.
>>1575161 or maybe, just maybe, it's so insanely overtuned because no further difficulty is supposed to ever be released. And then it's already time for EOS and BA2 anyways.
>>1575173 What about a raid minigame where we control the raid boss instead of the students
Actual xcom minigame for the RABBIT fes would be nice
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>>1575176 >the RABBIT fes
>making gacha players think What Were They Thinking?!
>>1575176 >GDD >playing nucom shite Cmon man.
not today
>>1575177 Sorry meant to say FOX
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>>1575175 That's cool but >beating my own students NO
>>1575176 >Hit 98% Momoi lost.
>>1575179 I died one time to the smoke because of the transfer time and then ran into the smoke immediately over and over until the section ended yesterday. I did the same with the gator today.
>>1575184 It would be inside a video game, I'd never beat up my students
>>1575180 Do find me a piece of fanart that has them playing the OG xcom Besides, nu xcom with a little more simplification could work for a mobile game
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coom in doom rope in hope good night /bag/
>>1575187 >PVP event against students in a vidya game >You gotta beat em to get pyros >Beating them lowers affection Lets see where those loyalties lie- Sensei.
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>>1575190 No. Get back here. JK. Good night.
>>1575188 It's called GF2. and I loathe it as somebody who enjoyed the original before it got way to grimderp. Also they never added any characters I like.
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>>1575182 no, you did not
>>1575193 Too bad they added Klukai so now you just oneshot the whole stage instead of playing xcom.
>>1575192 >Implying I could beat them
>>1575192 Can I choose who to beat? Miyako goes right to the front if so
>>1575192 Perfect opportunity to lower my affection levels with Miyako and Ako, they should not be above 20
>>1575190 good coom in doom and hopes in ropes.
>>1575193 >>1575197 The game fucking sucks as the story quality is all over the place Aphelion was peak but all recent events are sheer dog shit >>1575199 Seethe
>>1575193 >>1575197 It's different if it's for a fes minigame
>go headpat the students >get out of there before anyone get any funny ideas >another job wel... there's still a yellow dot on the cafe ...
>>1575192 What do the students get if we lose?
How about a racing minigame? Why? Because going fast is cool!
headpats time, btw. <this headpats reminder was brought to you by the headpats reminder gang.
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Today I crafted one purple gift, please praise me.
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>>1575209 They get to rape Sensei.
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>>1575211 >old school racing game like Lotus (or a super mario kart for our fellow zoomers in here), so 2D (left, right and acceleration/breaks) with 3D illusions >add weapons and other bullshit to the mix BUY! BUY! BUY!
>>1575209 Fade-to-black screen and they take a gift away from you
>>1575211 >Himari and Mari racing down the mean streets of Kivotos Make it happen, John
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>>1575214 >please praise me no. you didn't do jackshit. it was merely given to you.
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They should make a shoot em up except you control a sensei faced sperm trying to reach your goal. If you know what I mean
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>>1575215 >lose >get raped now >win >get raped later
What does that anon mean
>>1575221 What did he mean by this
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>3x hards >0 neru coins GEEEHHHHHHH
Insemination
hina bobina
>>1575228 If they put Chise in the rolling animation I'd never be mad at sparking again, you just can't hate Chise
>>1575199 >>1575206 Yeah the game ends up being overly stat reliant with 416 clearing maps mostly by herself.
>>1575229 SHOOT IT SOMEONE SHOOT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1575235 dont shoot it
>>1575233 I don't get mad at arona when I have to spark, I get mad at the /bag/ poster who cursed me.
>>1575234 Fuck that ugly bitch with her massive 5head. Akari is WAY hotter for using the same gun and having a fun personality. And better tits. G28's hotter than her too.
Dinner dash but you control Juri trying to keep up with gehenna students while the whole place getting blown up and what not. The challenge level also have you need to cook the same time because gourments kidnapped fuuka again or the same with Shizuko and Pina
What's the ETA for the stream?
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>>1575245 11 hours
>>1575249 Might be a good idea to take a nap in a few hours then
>>1575222 Such is life for poor Sensei.
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>>1575241 you're welcome
>>1575245 11 hrs But more like 12 or 13 until they actually talk about the stuff people want.
>>1575251 To be more specific
>>1575239 Do it, Sacchan. Things will turn out great.
>>1575255 It's not on Sunday?? Fuck..
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>>1575248 I'm filled with an inarticulate rage after watching this!
>>1575256 Why is she taking a bath with clothes on?
Sensei likes rectangles
>>1575255 how many hours would you estimate it will last?
>>1575261 she is washing the clothes too
Perfectly good shape. Nothing wrong with it.
>>1575264 3.5 anni stream was around 4 hours, but the actual stream is around 3 hours, not counting the character songs and the PVs
>>1575253 It's okay because I have the bank saved to spark on the two permanent banners I want later
>>1575269 I will kill you
>>1575255 Fuck me, it's earlier than usual...
>>1575270 >>1575272 >>1575277 30 was Kisaki but I didn't take a screenshot I also got dHina who I had skipped previously because of sparking cKotama and bKarin
>>1575269 Hope you have to spark every banner from now on
>>1575282 I have lots of these don't worry my worst luck was 200 rolls on bluefes with literally zero pinks followed by 200 rolls on the megu/kanna banner with zero pinks. I don't know the odds on that but it's quite low. I also had to spark sKanna
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If you like rectangles so much then the Sensei below me must have sex with this new student I designed. The head will be added later I guess
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>>1575287 >halo
>>1575287 Cute student
>>1575287 how do I know its not a boy? where's the long hair...
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>>1575299 The halo, you tourist
>>1575301 what's in the green envelope..
>>1575306 10 blues
>>1575306 10 Highlander mobs
>>1575287 You just drew Neru
>>1575311 Sounds like heaven
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>>1575306 10 marriage certificates so you can marry Nozomi 10 times
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>>1575316 Heehee
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>>1575305 but what if its a male student
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Good morning saar, it's 38 Celsius, again
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>>1574583 LET ME CHANGE L2D THEMES PLEASE
>>1575320 There is a 60~65C difference between summer and winter where I live I hate it here
>>1575321 You literally can.
>>1575321 Fuck that'd be so good, I don't know how its not in the game yet
>>1575322 Ain't that a bit extreme? You sure you don't man Fahrenheit?
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>>1575324 ON ME PHONE TOO PLEASE
>>1575326 No Celsius
>Trying to copy a torment clear >SP Yuuka has to shield Kokona with pixel fucking perfect accuracy I'm not sure if this is worth it
>>1575327 you can do it on phone too, it just takes some extra steps iirc
>>1575327 It's literally the same on phone, just use a third-party file browser.
>>1575329 Jesus Christ
>>1575330 No it's not. I will do it again later once I acquire S.Fubuki. There's the level of malding that's just not worth going through.
do they refresh selector tickets on half anis? >>1575318 front page always gives me a laff. did you guys know apng's play on it?
>>1575330 They both die instantly if the shield isn't up, it's pretty awful.
>>1575337 Yes. Global might get a surprise selector ticket but I doubt it.
>>1575329 60 celcius? that must be a cold winter otherwise you'd burn alive
>>1575337 >did you know apngs play on it I'm sadly well aware
>>1575329 How's the ISS bro?
>trying to clear insane >Satsuki always does around 10-15 bars in varying damage Maybe I'm too peabrained for this raid, but I think I'll just take my gold.
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>>1575332 >>1575333 The question is will I be banned for doing so. As well as the effort it takes to do so.
>>1575329 Do you live in the Sahara or something?
>>1575345 Wait for the bar to be at max and use Satsuki first on the rotation before the buffers so you can use it twice under their effect. The Kettle thing supercharges your cost bar.
>>1575341 If he's Canadia 40 degree summers and -20 degrees winters sounds about right
>>1575341 >>1575344 >>1575348 Prairies leafland
>>1575353 No way leafland reaches those numbers, I'm sure its F but you are too retarded to notice
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>>1575354 not uncommon to get -40c winters there I miss visiting family who moved out west in the winter I love the cold so much.
>>1575354 This was 2023
i'm ready for dissappointment
>>1575346 I wanna make a fruit Azoos smoothie...
>>1575347 that's what i mean by extra steps, you'll need to access the phone with a proper browser so you don't get yourself banned changing the wrong stuff If you know/learn what you're doing, it's really not that difficult https://twitter.com/Heroslight/status/1941012302268145881 https://twitter.com/HusbandOfNeru/status/1941136856730751392
>>1575353 I hear dry winters get pretty cold over there. Get humid winters where I am, just a fuck load of slush and the air is heavy. Not sure which is better.
>>1575354 >get 30 degree summers and negative 30 winters that makes it a difference of 60 degrees slow bro
ya
>>1575335 >>1575338 I honestly though I was ready but this is a very brutal raid, I really didn't want to miss on the point ladder rewards but oh well
sensi
>>1575368 wait no you're supposed to bald and reset more
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This raid is Asscancer
>>1575372 Bro no it can still grow I need to calm down....
>>1575355 >>1575356 >>1575365 How the fuck do people live in there?
>>1575365 That's the maximum/minimum, the average could still be a 40°C difference
>>1575375 Da human spirit
>9 hours left before the stream.
>>1575375 I'm right on the border with Canada and I love the cold winters, but the hot and humid summers fucking suck. You get used to it though.
>>1575378 Uhm, actually it's 9 hours and 16 minutes
>>1575375 with incredible pain and apathy, especially considering the memes about jeets are reality
>>1575378 My chinpo is ready to kimocchii at the sugoi and go byuu byuu as I tremble from the kawaii.
>>1575380 It's actually 9 hours and 44 minutes you stupid gookAko.
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I'm probably gonna be asleep to watch ehh sugoi ahh pachi pachi pachi in real time, I'm sorry /bag/
>>1575383 Oh yeah I forgot this one's 30 minutes earlier
Hug your students
>>1575384 delete this video sensei
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>>1575384 Is the stream like the others or is there going to be more to it like the 4th anniversary?
>>1575388 Half fes only has one day, unlike the full fes where they go for multiple days due to the dj parties and random stuffs. It's slightly more compact... but it's still at least 3 hours or so.
Since Fes decided that I can't wakamo but instead wolf with fat Shriko- how do I wolf my future semi PTSD wolf? pork rinds? Mating press?
>>1575388 The same as every regular streams unlike the full-fes.
>>1575389 Niya is so sex
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isn't it illegal for students to be reasonable
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>>1575397 It's crazy how Neru is one of the most level headed students in the game when half her personality is having a hair trigger shorter than she is That is to say Neru is great
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I did it /bag/ I have been chosen.
>>1575404 With or without S.Fubuki, cause the latter would be awful.
who will win in terms of stealth between Seia and Miyu?
>>1575404 Congrats, Sensei
I'm wondering who should I draw next after drawing this Seia for aggie. There are some birthday girls but it's going to take me at least a week to draw one of them. I think I could make it in time if I drew Muchuki and Kazoos.
>>1575411 I need a week. And want to make it on time for their birthdays. So Aoba and Renge are out of the question.
>>1575404 Whoa slow down big brain, we only do Extreme here.
>>1575413 Nonomifag from my club did Lunatic too.
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A KING STILL REIGNS DESTINED TO LEAD THE PLEBEIAN MASSES
>>1575406 Miyu doesn't even try. She just exists and people don't know. She's kinda like John Cena
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Finally it's here. Mob to mob communication
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>>1575401 yeah of the three leads she may have gotten the most from the event itself. Or maybe just being the one keeping (me) in the loop is making me biased. it's cute
birb
they're flirting now
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What would your studentwife have for breakfast? Take into consideration her personality and school
Do I have to go into my phone in order to redeem codes? for some reason its telling me the millenium dj code isn't for this game
>>1575427 It worked for me with just the hamburger menu then coupon code.
>>1575426 Parfaits.
>>1575427 No. Just redeem from the coupon page.
>>1575426 a shake or a protein bar, I imagine
What's your Karin at bros?
>>1575426 She'd eat the same thing as I do. >sandwiches with cheese, ham, tomato and chives >fried sausages >fried eggs on butter and fat from those sausages >dark coffee or tea with lemon and cinnamon stick
>>1575426 Literally anything because she's a criminal constantly on the run
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>>1575432 UE30 + 2 shards >>1574978
>>1575428 >>1575430 Its not working for me, I go into account then Coupon and then type it out, right? it just says that the code isn't meant for this game, is there a way to redeem it externally or something? or maybe there's some other menu
>>1575439 Are you on IOS?
>>1575439 MILLENNIUMDJSTAGE https://mcoupon.nexon.com/bluearchive Try here if you can't redeem from ingame. Pretty sure it's an iOS issue.
>>1575439 You're probably typing it wrong, I definitely didn't get the same message 3 times because I wrote it with a single n, that would be embarrassing.
>>1575441 >>1575443 >>1575445 I typed millenium instead of millennium...
>>1575438 what the slop
>>1575447 STUPID
Goodsmile finally updated the shipping date for the Neru plushie, 29th July.
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>>1575122 don't follow the shitty rainstorm video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAEG1_X5B9I
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me too, Millennium mob B...
I need it to be known on the record, while it's a fetish for me to see tied hair be undone, aoba inspired me to start my hair-documenting journey. It's so fluffy, I need to be in it and I need to smell it before and after she's been in the shower and get a dirty look from her but she kind of likes it because she sees me being vulnerable to her which makes her feel better about going to work tomorrow!
i got 1T insane with the no wappi rainstorm guide the first time, but i still got to 2T 4 million hp like 2 times since
>>1575458 Based
>>1575461 >1T during mock >Can't at all during the real thing It's always like that.
>>1575458 I always thought those hairpostings were AI-generated...
>>1575458 Based
>>1574588 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm1GFl2xXEY Great climactic music that immediately makes me think back to VolF whenever I listen to it since it plays at multiple key moments. Shit kicks ass.
>>1575465 Nope, just a dedicated autist. Sometimes it's tricky and I feel like I miss some important things now and again, but my goal has been to try and give every student a closer look, and maybe even have other senseis enjoy a part of a student they see all the time.
Which school is responsible for Sensei's rape today? I'll narrow down the club/student after. Abydos 1d100 = 41 Arius 1d100 = 78 Gehenna 1d100 = 47 Highlander 1d100 = 77 Hyakkiyako 1d100 = 9 Millennium 1d100 = 87 Red Winter 1d100 = 70 Shanhaijing 1d100 = 15 SRT 1d100 = 34 Trinity 1d100 = 5 Valkyrie 1d100 = 66
>>1575465 There's no way, AI posts like that are always way more vague and non-descriptive
>>1575464 I usually have the inverse where I mock a mald comp for over an hour and then get it instantly on a real ticket. This raid is the opposite where Satsuki refuses to crit as much as possible so I keep losing millions of damage. I can clear it anyways and it's TOR so score doesn't matter but it's so weird that my very first test run on mock was the best one by far.
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>>1575458 I don't always read every one but I appreciate that you make those posts
>>1575471 >>1575474 Fucking based. I'll try not to skip them next time.
>>1575472 Sensei's rapist is from which club? Seminar 1d100 = 49 C&C 1d100 = 24 GDD 1d100 = 20 Veritas 1d100 = 16 Engineering 1d100 = 8 Supernatural 1d100 = 22 Training 1d100 = 5
>>1575478 She better not fucking dare
>>1575478 Please be Yuuka
>>1575465 Nope, those posts re too soulful to be made by machine. Pure flesh and bone
What is the most efficient and rational way to rape sensei?
>>1575478 Sexminar
>>1575478 Sensei's rapist is... Yuuka 1d100 = 51 Noa 1d100 = 63 Koyuki 1d100 = 20 Rio 1d100 = 41
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>>1575484 Deploy the special "Sensei binding" Avant Garde that can immobilize him so Rio can logically extract his sperm cells, cowper's fluid and prostate secretions- commonly known as the mixture of semen.
Holy kino..
>>1575447 I did the same
>>1575487 Noa would never
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+1 never to be released student
>>1575496 I will never forgive John Nexon.
>>1575487 Noa would
Owari da...
>>1575491 What is this referencing?
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>>1575487 She does it daily...
sensi...
>>1575499 Unironically do the event, it gives so much money it temporarily put me out of debt.
>>1575504 But 3x hard nodes...
>>1575447 Just copy and paste you fucking retard.
>>1575432 4* 65 stopping for 3x Hards though, don't think I can get to UE30
>>1575505 What do you value more, then? >3x Hard nodes >Credits + JKKKarin + Books/Blu-rays Bee yourself, but if you have money issues for any stretch of time then even just the credits from this event help significantly.
>>1575508 There's only a handful of students I need to farm via nodes, so I guess I can spend the rest on the event...
>>1575499 i don't get how it can get that bad, i have like all fes and meta students maxed and it never go below 100k, i'm guessing crafting costs adds up?
>>1575511 Lol no.
>>1575511 In my case it's very aggressive EXP levelling coupled with raising skills actively, but not nearly as aggressively. It might not look like a lot, but considering most established senseis have a cast of ~150, that adds up real quick.
>>1575511 I have no self control
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Friendly reminder to pat your students. Good night /bag/.
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>>1575508 That's not her name!
>>1575511 I think you hit a point around 2 years where it's really hard to run out if you're doing the right things. Before that it's bad.
I already took my pre-fes nap and now I have nothing to do for 8 hours
>>1575519 I just woke up from my 8 hour nap
>>1575519 >nothing to do for 8 hours set status?
8 hours is not a nap
>>1575519 your backlog of games or kits?
>>1575520 That doesn't sound like a nap at that point dude >>1575523 74
What about your second nap
>>1575410 Draw something colorful.
Speaking of levelling students, has anyone finished raising their entire roster? Half my students are level 90, so it doesn't seem as lofty a goal as some make it out to be.
gogogogogogoge in 8 hours
>>1575519 Play Factorio, before you know it 10 hours will have passed and you'll have missed the stream.
>>1575529 Assuming you're on top of grinding commissions it won't be that bad, but the real killer is equipment/skill grinding.
>>1575525 I have a game to finish up but that will probably take a total of 2 hours, after that I'll have to spend hours deciding on what to play next
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Nap for all eternity
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Good night baggots, see you guys in 8 hours
>>1575533 >Equipment grinding Fuck, I've been reminded >Skill grinding Seems like the biggest hurdle of all, so that's not as stressful as equipment.
>full autists in my cafe >doing autistic things and shit look at them go!! <this headpats reminder was brought to you by the autistic headpats reminder gang
> Do my daily Insane > 1T it somehow God fucking damn it I hate crit.
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>>1575538 >Fuck, I've been reminded T10 soon, are you ready? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA skill grinding is by far the longest just because of the massive OOPart requirements. Getting to 4777 isn't that taxing but the T3/T4 requirements on the higher skills is a nightmare
>>1575541 There are games where critical hits and shit are a really fun gimmick. BA, however, isn't one of them.
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Odds I play video games until the stream Evens I guess who gets the swimsuits and try to draw them 1d100 = 92
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thread eos soon
I just hope Tsubaki's VA gets to eat again
last for wives
>>1575549 Where halos
> 38 Celsius Fuck niggers.
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die


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