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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8106 Anonymous 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:32:42 Id: 0859e7 No. 1594744
Previous thread: >>1593424 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners (100 FREE ROLLS): >7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 7/30 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Hasumi (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Seia (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Ichika (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare) >News 4.5 Anniversary Stream Summary: https://rentry.org/summerfes4recap 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/570 >Events: Summer Sky Promise – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 8/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) 4.5 ANNIVERSARY Login Bonus – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint - 8/20 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Guide Mission: Omotenashi Tea Time - 7/22 (Tue) After Maint Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 7/30 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/6 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Yellow Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Lesson/Scrimmage – 7/22 (Tue) 4:00 – 7/30 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Normal – 7/30 (Tue) 4:00 – 8/3 (Sun) 3:59 (JST) 3x Hard – 8/3 (Sun) 4:00 – 8/6 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Maki (Camp) (3*) Hare (Camp) (3* – Rerun) Kotama (Camp) (3* – Rerun) Himari (3* – Rerun) Eimi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3050325 Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update
[Expand Post] >Coupons: SUMMERUPDATE2025 (Valid until 08/08 - 2:59 UTC) MILLENNIUMDJSTAGE (Valid until 08/02 - 2:59 UTC) >Events: Cyber New Year March – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Valentine's Day Promise – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) >Content: Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 7/28 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) Grand Assault Gregorius (Urban Warfare) – 7/29 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/4 18:59 (UTC) Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 7/9 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Lesson/Scrimmage/Commission – 7/21 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/28 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Account EXP – 7/25 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/27 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC 3x Bounty – 7/28 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Normal – 7/28 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/1 (Fri) 18:59 (UTC) >Scripts: Anti spam blur script: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/534315-bagscript Seia script: https://rentry.org/dvdoom
Previous thread: >>1593424 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners (100 FREE ROLLS): >7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 7/30 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Hasumi (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Seia (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Ichika (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare) >News 4.5 Anniversary Stream Summary: https://rentry.org/summerfes4recap 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/570 >Events: Summer Sky Promise – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 8/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) 4.5 ANNIVERSARY Login Bonus – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint - 8/20 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Guide Mission: Omotenashi Tea Time - 7/22 (Tue) After Maint Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 7/30 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/6 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Yellow Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Lesson/Scrimmage – 7/22 (Tue) 4:00 – 7/30 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Normal – 7/30 (Tue) 4:00 – 8/3 (Sun) 3:59 (JST) 3x Hard – 8/3 (Sun) 4:00 – 8/6 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Maki (Camp) (3*) Hare (Camp) (3* – Rerun) Kotama (Camp) (3* – Rerun) Himari (3* – Rerun) Eimi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3050325 Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update
[Expand Post] >Coupons: SUMMERUPDATE2025 (Valid until 08/08 - 2:59 UTC) MILLENNIUMDJSTAGE (Valid until 08/02 - 2:59 UTC) >Events: Cyber New Year March – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Valentine's Day Promise – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) >Content: Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 7/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 7/28 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) Grand Assault Gregorius (Urban Warfare) – 7/29 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/4 18:59 (UTC) Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 7/9 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Lesson/Scrimmage/Commission – 7/21 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/28 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Account EXP – 7/25 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/27 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC 3x Bounty – 7/28 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Normal – 7/28 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/1 (Fri) 18:59 (UTC) >Scripts: Anti spam blur script: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/534315-bagscript Seia script: https://rentry.org/dvdoom
First
>>1594733 I drive.
>>1594733 it's renge's birthday you nigger
I am going to harass OP for the entire thread for being a massive faggot.
>>1594729 You too can have this if you save enough. Let your love shine through
Which students would have the best reaction if sensei asked them to sit on his face?
create a new Renge thread, I'll merge it
>>1594738 Fuuuuuck I didn't know, bake another
wife roll
Simply post faster and bake the next renge bread
"Discovering" Renge's "youth"..
I am not going to harass OP this thread because he respects his student's birthdays.
>>1594744 Lmao I had the exact same image ready.
it's always salad or pink IDs...
wtf how come I NEVER get golden flower.
GATTAI!
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
more like rengay lmao
>>1594755 golden flower doesn't exist anon
>>1594747 Posted so fast we went back in time and converted this thread into a Renge thread
>>1594755 You are searching for the One Piece, sensei.
Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue.
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bro deca is already here AND cam AND jfd
>>1594766 They are accelerating according to (You)r demands
How many new chapters does the deca update add?
1st pic rel is probably my favorite thing that changed in her last momo and carried on to her valentine momo.
I want Swimsuit Yoshimi
Do Renge's valentines momotalk if you haven't already It's one of the best ones
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Sex with student ID color
>>1594771 I actually didn't notice that
>>1594774 I don't have her...
>>1594769 AND VALENTINE THING
>>1594774 I have to do all the meta students first for the 5 eleph. Yes, I'm a manwhore.
>Seia needs Nebra >Hasumi needs Aether No...
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>>1594767 >handholding MOOOOODS!! THIS GUY IS HARMING ME!!
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>1594786 This new event made me like Kasumi How did they do it?
uhm.....?
>>1594789 Do it, it's just a blank piece of paper
>he didn't like kasumi before this
My what...?
>He signed
How does it feel to be Seia's legal property (signed and approved by (You))
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Another pink eh?
Makotofags? This is your hero?
>>1594788 You like flat chested girls in bikinis
Seductress Princess
G U H U H Thank you Akane
So Seia still talks like a Shakespearean peasant who dies in 2 chapters Why did they change her speech pattern on Global
>>1594733 I always love this genre of draw something and then put a cute anime girl next to it
>>1594800 Fake news to make our Great Leader Makoto look bad
>>1594798 it feels good since she's sexy
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>>1594803 She raped you!
>>1594814 Consensually
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>>1594771 Also, found the track that plays in her valentine momo: https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/8/8e/Track_244.ogg
>>1594800 Makoto-sama, protector of animals, threw the debate so the parrot wouldn't feel bad, sasuga.
New mitcher stream! Out.. whenever. Subscribe!
>>1594813 YOUTH
Chiaki was cute.
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>>1594824 >Win the war against heehee >Immediately have to contend with fufu
>>1594824 The amount of times I've read "Fufu" over the past week or two is starting to make me think that's all they're gonna do to make sure they don't overuse "Heehee"
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
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headbonk reminder!
I came across this recording of a swimsuit mika from a private server. If the numbers haven't been tampered with for a shitpost then I am not sure what to make of it
>>1594830 >>1594831 kek that was not what i wanted to emphasize but thats fine
White ID as white as my skin color
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>>1594832 >pat your students Sure, sure. However, not jennifer. She fucking punched me.
>>1594830 Wait until they add "lmao" and "kek"
>>1594800 Makoto-sama didn't want to make the parrot cry in front of Ibuki
>>1594834 Punished Nozomi...
holy fucking shit Sexy Seia (real) is real??
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Jumby my beloved...
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coom in doom rope in hope good night /bag/
>>1594841 This is another official illustration from the event. She is very sexy and not sorry.
>>1594843 begone, HAG!
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>>1594846 GN I know it's theoretical - but do you have an alternate version of Seia for, idk, gookako OP?
>>1594786 ONSEX >>1594791 Shame on them.
>>1594844 I love this woman
>>1594845 420 Hare
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>Can't log in on steam
>>1594832 >kinda late
>>1594852 >gookako OP that specific example happened once and I did post exactly an edit version of it but I don't remember saving it anywhere, you can try to look in the archives, it's 100% there but it's going to be near impossible to find
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Can't login? Too bad, looks like you have no option but to draw your studentwife in the aggie instead! https://magma.com/d/GTZIGYuy04 https://magma.com/d/GTZIGYuy04 https://magma.com/d/GTZIGYuy04
>>1594860 That's Chise's say...
>>1594859 No way I'm looking through all that.
>>1594848 Nagi's nagis look really big here.
>>1594867 group by thread and set the width and height to 850x1294 but that's the most you can filter it by
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hello baggots. hope your week is going well thus far.
SIchika might have the hottest pat animation in the game, she's tied with QTomoe for me, that lean she does is fucking insane
I’m starting to think Seia is more eperverted than Hanako
>>1594848 It looks like she has a really big and elongated ass from a distance
>Ichika is a Mika simp now >Koharu was already a Mika simp >Hasumi respects Mika a lot cause she doesn't treat her like easy labor and actually helps out Is this it? Is this how Nagisa neutralizes the political threat of the JTF? By turning them all into Mika simps?
>>1594865 Those are some really nice clouds
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>>1594878 Everyone Loves Mika
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Sensei stole the precious thing
>>1594834 >Take a loan from Nagi-chan >never pay it back XD
>>1594878 We love Mika here.
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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans! Wappiii~
>>1594878 They are at the top of politics for a reason. Mika’s bad reputation has been slowly cleansed over with the interview she got in the anniversary, saving Koharu and people in Volume F, the Schale Duties and so on. Good publicity cleanses all.
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>>1594886 Good job today Sakurako
>>1594875 reminder that hanako was completely "normal" until she met seia
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>>1594885 Good job Wappi
>>1594870 >124 pages The only one I've found just by looking for >Gookako op And it was just Seia with Ako's colors.
>>1594886 cultural appropriation!
>>1594888 That and I think she has suffered quite enough to compensate for what she did, maybe even more than that considering she didn't FUCKING SHOOT US. If even after all that Trinity mobs are still burning her things and literally yelling for her to die then they're just sick fucking bastards that are doing it just because they want to scream at someone
You guys have any place that reliably displays student birthdays other than the Seia script?
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>>1594886 Someone please take the microphone away
Mika should cum
>>1594897 schaledb
>>1594899 That's it. Aris will be up on stage next time.
>>1594900 AIEEE NOOO
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What would having a fox wife be like?
How do I convince Ako to be my personal cow? Just ask?
>>1594902 That works
>>1594909 Well, the Seia script takes it from schaledb
>>1594907 stinky
>>1594911 Yeah, but the seia script fills my console with errors and it slows down opening the thread a bit more so I don't use it
>>1594902 >The fuck do I keep getting my ID reset once almost every thread? And later on the ID even goes back... is the website itself is compensating for our lack of schizos?
>>1594908 just bee yourself
>>1594904 >Arisu with video game jokes You could literally fill an entire thread with things from one of those stupid Minecraft joke books made for kids and still not only scratch the surface of that potential
>>1594834 >Cost -4 wut
>>1594916 If you don't have a vpn you forgot to turn off then it's your ISP fucking up
>>1594888 The event spent a good amount of time giving us insight into Mika's potential as a "leader" In that she's very charismatic and good at getting people to follow her because she doesn't put herself or them on a pedastal. She just treats them like people and gets down on the dirt with them. I don't know if she was always like that or if her punishment gave her a bigger perspective but it was really nice to see her living up to her name as a member of the Tea Party.
>>1594922 nagisa lets you go up to 5 into debt
>>1594922 part of nagi's EX lets whoever you buff go into cost debt
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What's the optimal amount of AP to use per day if I need to take almost 50 students on a date?
>>1594922 The teaching of Sisterhood has reached the top of Tea Party This school is over
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>>1594918 You shouldn't give me ideas
>>1594928 Take it easy, man. There's always next year
STOP PLAYING GIFS ON MY SCREEN WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>>1594928 Just buy AP until you have no more daily things.
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Wait, is there a theme to this aggie or am I drawing whatever
>>1594942 No theme I think, but themes are always a suggestion as long as it's Blue Archive
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please give thanks to pixelated for saving blue archive
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>>1594948 >it's real Holy fuck.
BP can be completed just by playing normally. Though there are 60 lvls and enough points to reach 59 without doing scrimms, lvl 51+ only give blue reports anyways. And I didn't count the "roll 100" even though everyone's getting 100 rolls for free.
What is the daily minimum recommended amount of Nonomilk? Sensei is feeling a bit faint...
>>1594960 Fuck Scrimmage. That is all.
>>1594966 it's free if you buy pakeji, sensei
>>1594960 That's a relief
Kasumi cunnilingus
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>>1594834 >Mika's skill is literal XD face
>>1594960 Would be pretty dumb if you weren't able to complete it normally
>>1594834 What a fucking meme Every Bluefes gets nuttier I swear
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>>1594800 DELETE THIS
>>1594954 They made her too sexy
>Gourmet Club obtained a new fear: Mika
>>1594800 Makoto being beyond retarded isn't new, but Gehenna having a Zoo is actually kinda new. I'll add this little piece of lore to my collection
>>1594991 >gourmet still in
>>1594960 Correction: There's a weekly cap of 12000 pts for the dailies + weeklies, so the max lvl without rolling 100 is lvl 58, even if you do scrimms (they'd go over the cap). I just hope the "roll 100" mission is due to the freebies and won't be there if the next BP isn't during a bluefes. >>1594976 Yea, but some anon was worried a few threads ago. The rewards are trash after lvl 50 anyways, so it's not a big loss if you miss a few days
You have to be joking. Since then?
Is there a way to get windows file explorer to show thumbnail previews for apngs? And yes /bag/ is my tech support.
>>1594998 Delete system 32
>>1594991 Gehennoids should fear the Mika
>>1594998 I think the problems lies with apngs being recognized as bin files
>>1594998 Just save them as .png.. or set the default program for .apgn to windows foto viewer or some other program that has explorer integration to generate thumbnails.
>>1594998 not sure, for now I just dump all the APNGs I save from this site into a folder and batch rename the extension from .apng to .png Organizing will become a problem later I guess
>>1594998 Try Icaros. It's not animated, though.
That EX challenge is maybe cancer. The fuck am I supposed to do with a few covers? Also, also... for Challenge 3: what happens if I Seia on Sumire? Anything good? Will she fire off her EX twice as fast now? Or rather not.
>>1595009 >>1594998 >PLEASE NOTE that Icaros is, at this point in time, not open source, so this repository is for tracking issues, and downloading the latest releases of Icaros Uuuh... use it at your own risk...
>>1595010 The mobs shoot some special projectiles that bounce off of cover, the first time they shoot at like xx:36 or xx:31 or something. You want to put cover so that those projectiles bounce off and fly into Sumire, they remove her debuff so you can nuke her with Mika or whatever.
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Oh, and can you Seia on rio's dumb robot in robot drills? And he then uses his awesome EX sooner? No? Anyone tried this or heard about this yet? Did the gookdevs fuck this up, so it doesn't have any effect? >>1595013 hmmm, sounds rather complicated. I probably need to watch some how to tutoriel.
> S.Seia uses T4 Nebra > S.Hasumi uses T4 Aether Pls, I really hope Mika and Nagisa don't use non-farmable T4 artifacts...
On phone screen you never get to appreciate this area of Hifumi's L2D. I want to live in here
>>1594896 Some of them didn't even know what was going on and just joined in for the heck of it. Wouldn't surprise me if a good portion of her haters don't even know what happened >>1594924 Oh that's cool. It circles back to the original reason that Mika extended a hand to Arius in order to erase the conflict and help them. It's possibly straight from her nature to try to help the people below, even if she didn't necessarily understand their plight until the community service.
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>>1595015 >Seia uses Nebras again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1595012 I've used Icaros for years and haven't had issues personally, but if they're uploading the thumbnail cache to their servers then they better enjoy all the angry mari variations I have saved
>>1594954 thank you sexy seia
>>1594942 The poll was completely botted so I'm not even sure anymore what the theme is. Don't worry about it and draw whatever I guess.
>>1595015 Students that are powered by JFD shop artifacts (i.e. the new, farmable ones) are going to be powercrept shortly after. Only the good, top of the food chain students get to use oldschool mats. It's the rules.
>>1594991 >Tsurugi earned their fear first breaking Akari's arm and scaring Junko shitless >now, in line with Hanako's comparison between them, Mika follows suit
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Sex with a student based off the color of my ID
What's the problem? You can just buy Nebras and Aethers from the new shop at Angel 27 with Pyroxene. The purchase limit resets daily for your convenience too
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>>1595012 Block its internet access if you're worried
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>>1595032 silence, you usb powered jew
Should I?
>>1595037 May as well.
>>1595028 They're probably wondering at this point what the hell is wrong with Trinity
>>1595037 Single worst choice you could make
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>>1595037 Do it if you like to live dangerously
>>1595044 >They're probably wondering at this point what the hell is wrong with Trinity I don't blame them.
>>1595037 If that's not a shiny on the 4th option then sure.
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>>1594954 thank you my beloved sexy seia summer style
>>1595032 ngl the dolphin in me would definitely fall for this if I were in a desperate situation
>>1595050 Imagine not spending 10k yen on a bucket of leaves
>>1595056 >50 jimms for 1 purple No fucking option.
>>1595056 You have am entire dolphin in you? That doesn't sound healthy at all
Finally had some time to check the new special dangles THEY MADE NIYA'S DANGLE SO FUCKING SEX WHY IS SHE JIGGLING HER TITS IN FRONT OF ME ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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why it's always my fault?
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>>1595055 IDIOT
>>1595059 you're one to talk, shark chise
>>1595028 I'm sure Tsurugi didn't break anyone's arm, rather Akari dislocated it herself to escape. Bitch is so crazy.
>>1595057 >~70 bucks per bucket No. I don't have enough money. Have you seen me? Not only I have a office day job, I have to whore myself to students to get money just so I can pay my blue pimp to give me more students I can whore myself to.
This description is making me feel things for no reason
>>1595042 that makes it worth it tbh
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Hey
>>1595072 it's arguably the best valentine momo for a lot of reasons
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What is this L2D meant to convey?
>>1595084 Ichika's not going to wait anymore
>>1595084 That male rape is something that happens a lot and is not taken seriously enough We must stand up bef
>>1595084 I would like a jk to take advantage of me
>>1595085 what is that first one
>>1595084 I wouldn't even attempt to fight her off.
>>1595089 that's the famous wolfsex
>>1595089 Wolfseggs iron
>>1595085 Where can I find wolfseggs?
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this is how i spoil, right?
>>1595093 >is a small cuboid mass of iron that was found buried in Tertiary lignite in Wolfsegg am Hausruck, Austria, in 1885.
>>1595081 Yeah I'd get raped by this.
>>1595101 Oh yeah, I wonder who's getting released in the idol event rerun
The color of my id, picks who i'll give a Valentines meetup to.
>Valentine event >in July
>>1595081 Everything is blood Kinugawa Kasumi is fuel
>wolfseggs is real we're all gonna make it bros
>>1595085 Damn some of these artifacts are really interesting. Neve knew Rohonc Codex was actually a thing.
>drinking chocolates tea with kisaki nobody tell nagi about this!!
>>1595111 I do love the ones that are just things from one place on the other side of the world for no reason The trade of roman glass in the far east is known and documented but I still find it interesting, here's a piece of roman glass unearthed in China
What's her problem?
>>1595105 Who did you pick?
Fatroko respects my rights
first time in a while i'm malding so hard at a challenge stage. Hyperbuffing sumire without having S.Ui is hard to do while also needing to keep the others alive at the end
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I want to watch Chiaki masturbate.
She better be in the rerun
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>>1595126 Well, yeah, but she's gonna be powercrept by tsubaki shortly after anyways, so... just joking, meGUHHH in a red bikini is top notch
Let's try that again... I'm not sure if we'll get a summaryfag over here, but I'll go ahead and do my best. Please filter my ID if you don't want to risk spoilers. I'm also not really great at summarizing, so I may go into too much detail. The event opens on a smug Kasumi facing down an irritated looking Ichika. We then get a flashback covering the events of TTT. I'm not going over those. Then back to Ichika and Kasumi in what seems to be an abandoned warehouse. >Kasumi: Because you insisted, I came all the way here. Are you planning to confess to me, Ichika-chan? <Ichika: (with great difficulty) Help me, please. >Kasumi: Haha! Oh relax, I'll help you. That's what friends are for, right? >Kasumi: But... you handled yourself so well before on the train, right? (VERY SMUG) So what do you need my help for? Compared to you, I'm just a weakling. Depending on the situation, I might not be up to the task. (EXTREMELY SMUG) <Ichika: My bad... I'm really sorry. >Kasumi: I said it before, didn't I? We're alike. No matter how small the grudge - I'll never forget it. I was under the impression you held disdain for me. >Kasumi: Oyaya? (Bondrewd noises) It seems my impression wasn't incorrect after all! Those eyes! They're filled with hostility towards me. >Kasumi: How amusing. And yet, you're still lowering your head to me. Now, dear me, what on earth for? >Kasumi: Why don't you tell me in detail? Title card drop.
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Playable Shinon soon?
>>1595121 It was between Maki, Megu, Reijo, Renge, Junko, Iroha, and it was Junko. Since she's been with me the longest and became a 5 star.
>>1595133 But she punched you...
Whatever you guys do, don't pick Neru's. She just gives you some cheap and moldy chocolates and even eats half herself right away. Can suck my dick, dumb cunt. But those 5 elephs are cool. Just 12 more to UE40.
>say bing rerun after this You better have saved for her too, Sensei.
I don't usually enjoy this (except when it's the Gourmets). But I'll enjoy handing her to the Prefects back.
>>1594954 pix elated im sensei who is thanks for elated
>>1595131 I knew it, Ichika is a traitor! Never trusting close-eyed character anymore
>>1595135 It's ok, Sensei understands, I woonder who i'll get next. I should def do the Arius crew.
Toki's valentines was super nice and competent. Perfect execution and everything. As expected of the best maid in all of Kivotos.
John nexon and kokosando still owe me a Seia (exotic dancer) alt btw.
I take it you have to pick your valentines carefully since you can't get enough currencies to cover the whole roster? First time doing the valentines event.
>>1595151 Toki I already told you don't use Rio's computer to make these posts
>>1595133 I like Reijo's. I'm sure Renge and Megu have good ones and I'd read them if I had either of them. also it's Renge's birthday so you have to
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>>1595153 It'll come back eventually. Just do your favorites.
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>>1595158 *stare
>>1595156 That's a good Ideal, her B-day is tommorow for me I might just have to do that.
day eos
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>>1595159 But it feels so rude to ignore a significant number of my students until next year.
>>1595153 Yes, do the girls you like the most first. For reference as a mid-level newfag I managed to do 25 last year without apmaxxing. I'm guessing it can be a bit better now >>1595164 The fortunate few can gloat, the goodest of girls will WAIT for their turn to give you chocolates so you can die of diabetes
>>1595132 >make battle pass >max AP still stops you from collecting it I swear to god they need to fix that garbage already
>>1595170 Gook code is something else
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>>1595131 Thank you for the effort
scary
>>1595176 my free time?
>>1595179 Sensei... Please remember that in Kivotos, you don't have personal rights.
>>1595176 what's the way to alleviate her disappointment?
>>1595184 apologize for being sexy Sensei
>>1595176 When I first met Kisaki, her inviting me into her bedroom came quick.
>>1595184 Simply sign the form. You don't even need to read it.
My students would never spike my chocolate.
Seia got 1st in the app store again btw.
>>1595182 I'll tell Rin.
ok I didn't expect the npcs to have scenes too
Sexy Seia Sexy Sex
>>1595195 I like Ayumu's quite a bit. Give her an invite.
>>1595188 I already signed a form for Wakamo though. Am I allowed to sign more than one form?
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Never sign any paper from Seia. Or anyone from Tea Party for that matter after Nagisa's little trolling. Give it to Rin so she could read it first.
>>1595195 I was so tempted to do plana, for more Sensei lore.
>>1595200 Sensei is you, lardo
>>1595198 Wakamo... you are irrelevant
>>1594834 That's not even that impressive. DHina + Rio probably kills it in 6 shots too.
Sensei is a "human rights" character and everyone respects him
>>1595200 I need to hurry up and read Vol F. I was thinking about going through it then doing hers.
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Are the Veritas girls really that smol?
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>>1595207 Read it
>>1595204 We just had 2 Urban Kaitens. The D.Hina 1pan kills phase 2 in 7 shots and it's not even her SS mood..
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149, 153, 158. They're pretty small Chihiro is only 160 too.
>>1595210 The average height of students is like 158cm. Someone get that website with the students heights all together and averaged or some shit.
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>>1595207 Read the story, Sensei. Vol F is nice.
>>1595201 I shan't go further! >>1595207 Yes it's a great volume, outside of conquering the zones (if you know) read read read.
>>1595210 That was not where I was expecting this to go at all.
>>1595205 I signed no such think, kiddo
>>1595205 Oops sorry due to a contractual loophole marrying a member of Tea Party means you must marry them all
>>1595204 >>1595214 Oh wait, Urban is Hinas red mood.. god she's so busted.
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*kabedons*
Ok, is there an easy way for me to batch my entire post in spoilers, or do I really have to do it line by line?
>>1595226 Spoiler all?
Give thanks to kokosando for saving BA with designing and drawing Seia
**Test, Sensei is a slut**
>>1595225 *teacher rights*?
>>1595211 >>1595218 >>1595219 It's a priority but I have so much reading recently (other stuff than Blue Archive) it's hard to get to it all.
>>1595227 Pretty sure that only handles images.
>>1595226 Put the spoiler text in an image and spoiler the image.
**test test test**
>>1595226 Maybe just ctrl+c the **s
>>1595233 Yeah, I might just do that. >>1595235 Too much of a fucking pain.
[spoiler]Test again, sensei is a slut[/spoiler]
>>1595235 Does ctrl+s not work? I've seen it places the spoiler text but I've never done it because I didn't wanna look dumb if it fails so here we go test
Bros School Neru is so cute I just got the most adorable greeting from her when I logged in.
>>1595226 >do I really have to do it line by line? yep you might be better off writing it up on notepad or some other word processor first
>>1595238 I guess now I can stop manually typing ** like a complete retard.
>>1595238 Yep, pressing Enter just breaks the spoilers
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I'm always getting filtered by the last boss of the 3rd floor and I'm ANGRY.
>>1595239 I can confirm her birthday line is nice, so look forward to that when you get it.
>>1595131 Sexy Seia, more like pretentious Seia. Trinity Summer Part 2
Finally tried out the Archival banner, and got spooked by Ako on the 90th roll. Sure it's still a crapshoot but at least you can gradually get Ako to UE60 for *(((free)))*
Aru's.... a genius?
>>1595225 At least I'm taller than my rapist for once.
>>1595170 >>1595173 What if they tried fixing it but then the game just crashed for some reason?
>>1595251 No she's lifting you up by your testicles using her other hand.
>>1595225 At least she looks a bit bigger in her L2D compared to her sprite.
>>1595253 no...
At this point Nagisa is going to fucking explode one of these days and Nuke gehenna as a way to vent out
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>>1595247 >private beach Umm...surely the police can go there if I need them, right?
... what if everyone's breasts get bigger upon alts is actually because they are aging and want to rape Sensei so the puberty is causing an hormonal spike?
>that Seia valentine WTF. I finally get it..I signed it..
>>1595222 I don't think these girls would share
>>1595261 your fault
>>1595225 It looks as if she's wearing a thong. Hot.
>>1595247 Seia... Stop being such a brat
>>1595262 Tea Party is a package deal just like ASS and PS68. They care about one another too much to break the other's heart
>>1595225 Sensei is canonically a 400 pound, 4 foot 10 inch man. You are on a step in that L2D
>>1595262 Why do you think they were shilling L-arginine in her event? In Japan it's marketed as baby-viagra even though it's not even remotely close.
>>1595269 >even though it's not even remotely clos Doesn't it help with blood flow or something?
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Frjendly reminder to pat your students.
preemptive hifumi get ye gone post
>>1595262 Actually when it's inside a club more often than not they either don't care or encourage sharing. Though there are times when there is competivity or teasing (Abydos all works together to get you to Summer and Shiroko only shoots Wakamo. Shiroko still flaunts receiving messages from (You)). Hasumi also wingwomans the Summer event for Tsurugi even though Hasumi herself would let you fondle her tits. Sisterhood all just try to watch when they think you are fucking Hinata etc. Mika IS a bit more possessive wanting to spend time with (You) alone in the shorts, but she feels really bad for it and asks you for help to apologize to them later. While Seia and Nagisa are just super smug in a short that Mika gets more touchy.
>>1595270 It increases nitric oxide which dilates blood vessels. It's a very minor effect and only shows benefit to ED in people that already had underlying blood flow issues.
>>1595269 recent-ish fad supplement, I assume they just picked something mostly at random since you need something on your box and wanted something a bit less comical than monster max
Seia and Nagisa would definitely cheer Mika on in her romance for Sensei And then they would all fuck him together. That's the kind of group they are.
My Lovely StudentWife Noa Archive? Blue Envelopes? Blue my ID? Blue
Do men's health supplements exist in kivotos? Do animal people assuming they have sex and shit, do they buy viagra?
>>1595275 It's been a fad that comes and goes in weightlifting for years.
I never found Seia sexy before but her swimsuit design is driving me insane
Guh...
>>1595279 I like to think the students will do anything to make (You) healthier
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>>1595284 >>1595283 what the fuck
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Inconvenient timing.
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>>1595271 I have a weightlifting workout class from 5:30-6:30 pm so I miss my second pat by 30 minutes or so. So no I wont pat my students right now.
>>1595290 Very convenient*
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>>1595291 >Silly cat
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What the fuck is even going on? Preferably in haiku format.
Miko Serika L2D is very beautiful
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>>1595281 Yeah I'm aware, just mostly talking about how it's once again breached the normal people sphere in the past 5 years or so.
>>1594993 They also have a library. They awarded 5 students for actually returning their books on time
You only like Seia because she's sexy
>>1595303 She raped me and I have Stockholm syndrome
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Remember This Camp Veritas event has Daily Mission with 50 jimmies for the reward.
Momoi is the spawn of Bobby Kotick
>only 235'755 this time >so close to the 236'500 threshold >and yet so far I knew I wouldn't be able to do that s.hanako team run again. If she doesn't crit just one little faggot guy, you may still save the run with s.shiroko, but two, or more, and it's game over. They just gain too much extra hp. Absolute critfest on top of positional shenanigans. Well, whatever. Who cares. Enough stupid drills for today.
>>1595309 No. Momoi tries to apply for a job at EA or Paradox.
>>1595303 I thought we were talking about Celicia now?!
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I want my family back...
>>1595310 uhhh can he post that????
>2 week rerun Why not accelerate?
>>1595315 Dear diary, today I made two fish head shit curries and one of those mediocre, normal extra bland ones. I want my event points back. Fuck hare. Fuck niggers. And fuck the jews. t.
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>>1595310 i think you need to spoiler that
>>1595314 this kot is NOT sexy (for everyone else but me)
>>1595317 There was a week without nothing between fes and event. + pyrox from a daily mission.
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>>1595320 >>1595321 you guys think this is a joke? You guys think this is funny?
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>>1595317 cause acceleration is for gay nancy boys.
What if Chise is sexy?
>all this news about tariff price hikes on everything You know what prices arent hiking? The pakeji costs. Pakeji are a safe haven safe from tariffs. We won there.
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>>1595328 I don't understand. Could you repeat the question?
>>1595329 They're overpriced to begin with
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>>1595330 What if Chise is sexy?
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>>1595317 because acceleration takes energy proportional to mass
>>1595330 Allow me to illustrate
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>>1595335 sure. go ahead... I'm ready.
>>1595335 chise should let me bury my face in her pits
>>1595331 Hehe... sensei. I think tou meant to say Arona is very fair with her pricing and also beautiful.
>tou
>>1595341 True, I LOVE Arona
's pussy
>>1595345 missed a chance to call her noisy-moisy
>>1595347 >we don't need another Sao-sao case
>>1595347 do you actually work as a localizer
>>1595351 no, what was the original japanese line?
When will it stop...
>>1595354 are they really inverted?
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>>1595358 Yeah, I've personally seen them
>>1595357 TODAY.
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>>1595354 holy inverted nipples
I would never see my students in a sexual manner
>>1595369 The raped
I'm here to teach.
More jewish bullshit, but this time they didn't fuck up like they did with perez uzzah
What do I even fucking teach millennium students in lesson. I see myself teaching retards like hifumi and koharu basic times tables. But what do I teach Noa or Yuuka?
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>>1595247 Trinity Summer Part 3
>>1595373 School is about more than just numbers Do they know philosophy? History? Religion? Language?
>>1595372 Actual lore question. But is the story kind of hinting at deca reviving itself like Jesus christ? Im sort of rooting for Deca in a way. Deca truly is the embodiment of doing your best
>>1595373 >But what do I teach Noa or Yuuka? sex.
>>1595373 To stop acting like utter morons. > Yuuka: Hey let's buy this dumbass horoscope! > Noa: I'm gonna stare at this wall
>>1595371 this pic reminds me of "how to spoon" video for some reason
>>1595376 Nah, the jews are evil and they don't believe in Jesus anyway Decca so far takes a lot of terms and light themes from basic jewish esotericism
i guess i'm not farming the event bros
>>1595364 Hasoom not you too...
>>1595381 Don't jews believe in a messiah that will return anyway? That could be deca
>>1595382 Same but I'm farming ligma anyway.
>>1595382 don't forget your curry dailies at least
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Good night /bag/.
>>1595379 there's literally nothing wrong with staring at a wall
>>1595386 Anon. Jews are the children of satan.
>>1595387 The ligma rates are ridiculously bad. You are choosing 30 ligma over 1 level 90 student.
>>1595247 >>1595374 Huh. So she is still a member of Tea Party and uses the powers of the position to give some relaxing time to the JTF too.
>>1595391 Wasn't Jesus a jew?
Is it Uiposting hour?
>>1595386 They do have a messiah on their own and they do expect him to come by at some point, but it's not Jesus I actually don't remember about their messiah that much
>>1595396 No. That's a complete and deliberate mistranslation/-interpretation and obvious and utter lie by the jews.
>>1595392 It's 50AP per ligma or ~400 ligma for the whole event. Tell me where else you're going to get that many ligma for in game resources. >inb4 arona.jpg
>>1595394 Yeah, I'm not really sure if they even know what powers she does and doesn't have at this point. Whatever. Status quo. >こんな日にまで厄介ごとを…… やはりゲヘナ!!ゲヘナは許しません! Hasumi just can't catch a break with her Gehenna racism.
>>1595396 He was, but his teachings went in a very different direction from the usual judaism
>>1595401 I love my racist giant bird wife. Imagine preening her wings.
>>1595247 >>1595374 Lol, I didn't realize these were translations, thanks sensei.
>>1595374 Ichika is a second year, right? Funny to think Koharu has more experience dealing with the Tea Party than her
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>1595402 So basically it's the "not all _s are bad just most of them" deal?
My lord challenge 3 is still awful.
>>1595409 Wait until you try challenge EX
>>1595409 I used the great eastern kot and child spam heals
>>1595401 Can't blame her when nearly every time a Gehenna student pops up it contributes to it.
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>>1595382 I thank them for the mercy of not doing x3 normals during the rerun.
>>1595414 What do you think is next week bro
>>1595408 It's more complicated than that, but if that's moving away from Blue Archive
>>1595397 >Uiposting hour? Post your Kivotos Conspiracy Theories. I'll start. General Student Council is running a sex trafficking operation through Schale. The rich, well-connected, and powerful people have depraved sex parties at the underground sex dungeon in Schale Office
yellow Tiphareth time
>>1595418 Sensei might be a homosexual considering how he has not yet had sex with his students willingly
>Hasumi: Total Gehenna death >Ichika: Total Gehenna death The black birds are raised differently.
>>1595417 Fair, I should really look into this more. I know the past few hundred years of history pretty well but am very ignorant to earlier history and myth. >t. Jew hating Christian
It's real?
>>1595423 Ichika wasn't like this before Kasumi validated the gehenner stereotype She was pretty polite and tolerant with Hina in the card game
>>1595425 What is?
>>1595422 [spoiler]Sensei still thinks he is a teacher. Still in denial about him being sex-trafficked by GSC Prez. Someone needs to mindbreak Sensei[/spoiler]
the gang's all here
>>1595428 Line breaks don't work with spoilers
Im pretty sure the lack of in game kisses or sex is cause they dont want to force a player into something with a character they dont want to do that with. So you have to imagine it sensei
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>>1595422 He has clear straight sexual desires here and there (specially with brown girls).
>>1595431 dammit
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>>1595415 oh... I was thinking the rerun was only week for some reason.
The Kei-chain pun is lost, I think
>>1595432 No the reason is as boring as politic: They are underage and the rating board are boring assholes, who can't differentiate between fiction and reality,
>>1595432 I like that better
>>1595425 Isreal
>>1595432 Fun fact: every cut to black in a momotalk is actually a rape scene.
huh, interesting. if you play both songs at once the songs will try to play at the same time, but both will play really quiet.
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>>1595432 I don't have to imagine shit, that was totally rape (consensual)
>>1595440 I like my reason better. Id get sick if the game forced me to kiss Momoi. Id scream not canon
>>1595444 Can you record and post the idol concert in Steam client quality?
>>1595447 I look just like that
>>1595432 Then why don't they add the illusive bond 100 sex momo...
>>1595450 You didn't get one...?
>>1595447 is it really that much better? I've not noticed... now I gotta listen closer.
>>1595453 I'M IN THE 90S AND IT'S SO SLOW
>>1595452 >CNC consensual non-consent
>>1595448 My long lost twin...
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>>1595457 Factually wrong
>>1595455 I meant video
Third or fourth Jojo reference in the game
>>1595461 where's her chair?
>>1595457 There's only 10 levels in the 90s which makes it a lot faster than the rest of the levels(of which there are 90).
What was the line from this event's lobby that got fucked by trannylators last year?
By the god TIph really needs to come to global already, I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
>>1595357 One more to the list!
>>1595466 I don't think it was from the lobby, it was some line about Hare smoking weed
>>1595466 >>1595469 Yeah, it's in the story and they fixed it
Why are swimsuit Seia's voice lines all so suggestive She knows she's just a student right?
>>1595469 >>1595471 I know about the weed one, but I distinctly remember it was in the lobby. Either it was something about a bear or some long ass line that got TL'd as something really short like a Heehee or something
>>1595468 Muh Kei Sexo
>>1595440 Could they get away with implying it? Just be very lowkey about it
>>1595477 Have you read Kisaki's valentines momo?
>>1595468 it never ends...
>>1595477 Probably, like Chihiro and A.Hosh with the sleeping in the same place implication. "Cut to black screen then sex" is probably the safest way to do it.
>>1595462 obviously too big to upload here so. https://files.catbox.moe/aumhnx.mkv
>>1595477 What did they mean with both of Chinatsu's momotalks?
>>1595409 Bringing Akane wasn't the brightest idea... It still annoys me I have to lose AP just because the the game's formation system is fucked up.
>>1595481 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY COMPUTER thanks
>>1595477 >Just be very lowkey about it I mean... you've been drugged alot and you willingly slept with some of them aside the stoat.
MUH
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>>1595418 Is no one going to talk about how Millennium has gas chambers?
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Anyone read S.Seia's momo yet?
>>1595485 Shiggy finally raped you in her ASMR
>>1595490 Is there a problem with that?
>>1595485 I do not like Akari's eyes in that second panel. Those are the eyes of a rapist
I've been experiencing crashes with BA ever since my phone updated. Seems to be time based, after a set amount of time (seems like somewhere around an hour and a half or so) the game will seem to freeze for a second then hard crash. I had never experienced this before and it is consistent, so I have no idea what's causing it, any tips or have any of you had this shit happen before?
This makes the Sensei go feral
>>1595502 BROWN GIIIIRRRRLLLL
>>1595481 Thanks again. They're so cute.
>>1595500 Globalfag here, this sounds like a memory leak?
>>1595247 So they dropped the part about Mika being stripped of her rank as a punishment? Not exactly surprising, given how little they’ve done with it over the years, but it definitely weakens Vol. 3 and Mika’s momos in retrospect.
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is Blizzard canon in BA?
Does the mini story come out next update? >>1595119 She doesn't own a mirror to look at her own outfit.
>>1595507 No they did something dumb where she still has membership and can do stuff but no privileges and shit
>>1595386 But Jews always kill the messiah lel
I forgot to specify but I'm in NA, although I do not think it matters. The thing is, why would it be having memory leaks now when it didn't before? And if it is, then what, I'm just doomed to have hourly crashes until ti fixes itself?
>>1595508 KR game, starcraft must exist in-universe somewhere
>>1595512 what phone?
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>>1595513 Nexon owns rightx to Starcraft now so they'll exist
>>1595514 Moto X30 Pro, never had any issues running BA prior to this.
>>1595512 My emulator always started running like shit after being open for 10 hours or so. Steam eventually starts chugging too but it takes a few days before I notice it.
>>1595517 Weird, I'm on a S23 and it runs the same, maybe send a ticket to customer support?
>>1595410 EX was pretty easy with this formation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZo4G99obM
>>1595518 Stop running programs for so long Stop running your computer for so long without at least a restart
>>1595457 try running?
>>1595522 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
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Oh shit right I need to do JFD What's THE team, /bag/? Is it up on rentry yet?
>>1595526 Why can't you think for yourself for once?
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Your computer isn't a PS2 Don't let it run for a month straight without shutting it down
What emulator can run JP blue archive other than bluestacks? It won't start up any longer.
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I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
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>>1595529 I am a fucking retard.
I go insane with lust every time I see Ako. Can someone show me that Ako looking at Hasumi image from the event btw?
>>1595524 Are you telling him to... run in the 90s or something?
>>1595532 I am going to cum in your daughterwife's tail.
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>>1595510 Or, in other words, they want to have their cake and eat it too, and thus came up with some weird scenario in which Mika is narratively both a Tea Party member and not, depending on whatever the writer at the moment wants. Meh, I guess I understand why they would do it, even if I don't particularly care for it and think it makes previous material featuring her worse.
>>1595540 Eventually after multiple mikawank events where Mika is lauded as my princess, they'll just culminate it all in which surprise surprise, Mika wins the election anyway.
>>1595536 Yes you get though faster that way.
>>1595545 >someone puts Ui's name in as a joke >everyone votes for Ui instead of Mika >Ui is exposed to the schizophrenic inner workings of the Tea Party and Sisterhood
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is this in higher res. Ako with this face is hot. I wonder if this cow has boob envy
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Sensei's opinion on No Child Left Behind?
>>1595548 It was Shimiko who put her name in the goblet of Trinity to enact her own evil plan to gain relevance
>>1595551 Thanks cutie
>>1595555 Why did my ID change from purple to gold? I don't like that sign, arona
>>1595556 It looks better
>>1595550 The caption of the card is Ako thinking "Is she not embarrassed wearing something like that?" Dumb bitch has no self awareness
>>1595548 I mean, I would vote for Ui over Mika.
74 done. i'll deal with higher floors when i feel like it this weekend for now, here are some floor 99 clears. pretty much the same general support gang and it's just the dps that got switched
>>1595561 Can Nonomi be used?
>>1595561 Congrats. How hard was it?
onegai...
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>>1595558 i think Summer Ako is gonna be even skimpier than Hasumi and she'll still call Hasumi a whore
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I go insane with lust every time I see Seia. Can someone show me that Seia stretching image from the event btw?
>>1595565 MuMu?
>>1595558 Says the cow who wore this
>>1595568 thanks I'll try it
>>1595566 Well the thing is Hasumi just has fat tits and wearing bikini at a beach is normal Ako walking around with the side of her tits constantly hanging is the bigger sexual deviancy
>>1595571 Thanks brother.
>>1595195 what rewards do you get for inviting them?
some more f99 clears. rare cHare and Mine spotted >>1595563 i've seen some f74 clears with her. none so far in f99 >>1595564 thanks. it was okay. already adjusted to the core attack sequences due to the previous Tiphareth run. had trouble timing the EX during the final phase though
>>1595577 Just eligma irc
>>1595571 Could /bag/ perform the whole kamasutra with Seia?
>>1595561 >>1595578 >everyone just using yukari/hasumi Kinda expected but a little disappointing. Not like the limit break stuff is ever that crazy with comps though.
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>>1595580 I go through the kama sutra and invent new sex positions with Seia
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You will sniff and you will like it.
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What the fuck is this cancerous EX challenge.
>>1595581 It's just the first day, give it time.
>>1595561 Junko spotted! Knew she'd be at least viable, figures that the majority of people are just using SYukari/SHasumi though.
>challenges done >EX done Finally I can breathe >>1595585 I found challenge 3 way worse, especially if you try to go for C. Kotama instead of buffing Sumire. EX was pretty easy with Edgyno + Fatroko
>>1595531 I use MuMu without any issues. Recent updates made it stop randomly crashing BA on bootup.
Summer
>>1595581 >>1595589 i suppose none of the other yellow aoe options have enough DPS to cut it in the higher floors. maybe Cherino and Makoto need UE50 for these, we'll see. i'm just glad they released sHasumi alongside this raid. having to do purple Tiph without a chance to get dSaori or Rei was just horrible
>>1595593 You roll for the shupos and borrow one of them. What's the problem?
>>1595305 Sensei never stood a chance against a gigastacy like her...
>>1595593 Isn't it Indoors? I'm not sure if Cheringles would cut it. It's just the first day though as that anon said, I remember the first day of Purple Tiph was a bunch of super overinvested teams but people figured things out before long
So her l2d story is just her raping sensei? I thought Ichika was a good girl....
>>1595598 No she reassured that she could rape anytime, just choose not to.
Summer
>>1595594 i'm talking about accessibility personally i had no idea what to expect from Tiphareth for its debut, so when it came time that you needed AOE DPS options, i had to scrounge around to find dSaori/Rei supports ended up having to spend ligma for UE50 Nozomi, too
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why does every challenge of this event feel exceedingly obnoxious?
>>1595604 Because they are
>>1595604 They're very gimmicky
>>1595604 Only the 3rd one, the first and 2nd challenge are piss easy.
>>1595604 bears are dangerous dude
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>>1595586 WRONG it will NEVER CHANGE Tiph is shit it's so over... >>1595593 Might also just be a recency thing, people copying the clear they see with the new units probably made for the raid. Probably check in on the scores in a couple weeks and see what people have cooked up.
>>1595604 1 is annoying but not too hard, 2 is a standard student fight, 3 is bullshit and EX isn't too bad.
>>1595599 Googoogahgahgee
>>1595573 But what was Ako doing at a Trinity beach?
>>1595612 Considering S.Hina is there, probably another training episode.
>>1595609 Why are you always such a negative nancy.
>>1595612 Hina made an appearance in the card game so being her lapdog of course Ako's there too Not training related tho
>>1595573 I didn't know Ui was in the event, nice
>>1595613 Jesus Christ, just learn to take a break and put on a swimsuit, you damn cow. You know you want to
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Good morning, bag.
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>>1595614 I'm not negative my face just looks like this normally.
>>1595604 Have you seen the stats on the bears? For reference, Torment Binah has 6800 DEF and 30,000 ATK.
>>1595617 That dress and default outfit might as well be a swimsuit. They are both more revealing than Nagisa's.
>>1595502 >>1595503 >>1595164 why shouldn't i make babies with the tea party? what's the downside
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>>1595624 British.
>>1595624 they're students from trinity
>>1595621 Why aren't we capturing these bears and dropping them on Deca? Surely harnessing their ursine might would be a smarter way to handle things than calling Roomba and her friends to help. >>1595624 All three of them are Bongoids; Nagisa suffers from paranoia, and Mika has two brain cells at most. If you are fine committing unspeakable acts against humanity and fucking a Bongoid, then Seia is probably the least bad choice.
>>1595620 what music should accompany her?
>>1595627 Hard to argue with this
>>1595629 We wouldn't have a real Decagrammaton volume if it was that easy.
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If any of those girls walks in the wrong direction one fucking time they die this is obnoxious
>>1595631 Hina should adjust her posture
>>1595637 She needs to lean forward to get the angle that feels best.
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Oh? So you are a Rio fan? Name the Rio of every school.
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Never doubt the whales https://x.com/tai3_793nium
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Whoops spent a bunch of materials leveling up students I'll never use
>>1595645 Felt robbed leveling Koharu for the JFD.
>>1595629 >All three of them are Bongoids okay but they are sexy and horny and wearing slutty swimsuits so
>>1595645 it's fine you'll get those materials again during 3x bounties or something anyway
>>1595642 There's no autist like those from millennium, they're a very individualistic society, low birth rate too.
>>1595636 It took me 1 AP to realize I shouldnt have brought Akane (she runs ahead of Sumire), and another one to switch iMari for Koharu because Mari stays within the bear's nuke range. It's probably safer to being back students, but oChinatsu was fine somehow. I think my team was Maki Koharu cHare oChinatsu Ako sShiroko (not in that order though).
I may be dead, but it was worth it.
Sorry for being sexy Shimiko
>>1595651 Just buffing Sumire? I've been trying to Kotama mind control but she has weird movement behavior and sometimes just stays behind and won't be able to hit shit at all with her EX
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Sensei also deserves headpats
>>1595655 Shimiko who?
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Ass and Sag Archive actually
>>1595655 Alt soon
I need them to give her those two big round things again
>>1595662 Being unable to see Ako's thong is the biggest mistake in modern BA.
>>1595655 >イケメン生徒会長の密かな楽しみ what did shamiko mean by this
>>1595656 Yea, just cycling buffs on Sumire and healing, sometimes waiting for Koharu's normal. My Koharu's UE2*21 with healing skills maxed though Sumire still had like 15%HP left when we won. oChinatsu's lv70 4414 557 and idk if she even got hit...
>>1595642 Didn't we have a post last week talking about how Kisaki is something of a good counterpart to Vol. 2 Rio? >>1595660 If Plana isn't gentler when headpatting Sensei, she might end up making him even balder.
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>>1595670 Teaching Feeling mentioned in the year of our lord 2025!
>>1595669 From my experience, anybody besides Sumire who gets so much as GRACED is gonna fucking die. Atsuko died instantly from a stray bullet.
>>1595673 > Bear slam > Rabbits scattering bomb Utter ass of a challenge
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>>1595644 I mean, if someone has bond 100 I damn well expect them to have UE60 on day one. it is funny he had the same reaction to the pyro store gift box that everyone else did
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>>1595660 I'm going to cervixpat Plana
so whats the final verdict on battlepass? blue archive doomed? or is it just another whale bait?
>>1595678 It's just another pakeji, don't buy it if you don't care about it. The free shits can be used on the archival banner so hurray for UE50/60 Ako I guess.
>>1595644 Didn't everyone get a free 2500 ligma?
>>1595678 Based on what was posted here, the current one seems to be a whaling bait for people who really need to own SMika's designated sex bed.
>>1595678 one thing that kinda irks me is how one of the General missions in the battlepass is to do 100 rolls in gacha imagine if they did this kind of shit monthly other that than it's kinda meh so far. buy it if you want to i guess
>>1595682 If it's limited to Anniversaries even that isn't so bad because you get 100 rolls for free.
>>1595678 So far it's a non-reoccurring thing, so it's basically a pakeji where you need to play the game and free2poors also get some good stuff out of it. The only bad thing's Mika's bed being there but it's kinda whatever.
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>>1595680 Yes, but do you really think whales care? https://x.com/wata_ametabero/status/1947668390862328285
>>1595682 Rewards past 50 are kinda negligible
>>1595687 Well no but I mean he basically got UE60 for free so it's not specifically a 'whale' thing in that case. And that guy only spent 500 ligmaballs for that.
>>1595680 Needing 200 eleph from UE50 to 60 means 1.000 eligma per unit and therefore that’s 2.5 students.
>>1595694 Mari (whale)...
>>1595645 Just maxed cMaki even though I'll probably sooner use a sNMGK on Geb. Doesn't matter though. It's the best EX on-field animation and I love my daughtersonwife.
>>1595694 i am going to have sex with mari
>>1595694 fat fuck
how's ue60?
Are all 3 summer Tea Party girls playable or were any of them reserved for the rerun?
>>1595700 All of them playable
>>1595699 Mediocre.
>>1595700 S.Kasumi and S.Megu are for the rerun. Or maybe just one of them, and the other is for immortalization.
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>>1595604 they should be in theory easier now since it is a rerun and we're stronger and have more options. I remember 3 and EX being pretty bad, yet to try them again since it came back.
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>>1595687 me in a few months.... this will be painful. two limited alts...
>>1595701 >>1595703 This is simultaneously cool and horrifying since my stash + reserves have already taken a heavy beating and I'd like more than 5 months to recover.
>>1595700 All 3. Seia is the only banner of any of them available right now but you get to use them in the event. They are all coded and both Mika and Nagisa will be rollable in a few days
>>1595706 BUT YOU GET 2500 FREE LIGMA
>>1595710 ligma balls lmao gottem
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>>1595710 > 2500 Free ligma > Depending on how shit my luck it I will have to use it on S.Mika Mmmm yes very devious, Mr Nexon.
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PvP soon
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https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1947877110183563602 Ayyyyyyy free disappointment next week.
aren't you?
>>1595715 >>1595717 Huh. In the middle of the 100 free rolls no less.
Maybe my favorite moment from the event. Where Kasumi asks why she's going so far to seek out her assistance.
where do I find character sprites on steam version?
>>1595713 You don't have to use it on Mika if you don't roll or spark her; just rely on the UE60 fully maxed-out loans that will inevitably be available for all content that needs her. >>1595719 Maybe gooks complained enough about the guide mission's reward ticket being for the archival gacha or something?
>>1595720 I love my students so much…
>>1595680 >>1595710 Unless they updated the shop prices it costs 2400 to UE50 a student from 3* Meaning the gibs isn't enough to UE60 even one single student
>>1595720 Man, that's so good And Ichika's smile is heavenly
>>1595725 yes, however this is about people who have already got UE50 on the students they're talking about
>>1595725 Yeah, but if you've already got your studentwife at UE50 you basically get a free UE60.
>>1595728 yeah one/uno. some of us have 2 alts at this point.
>>1595715 I want a free tenner too
Looking through the survey, Nexon added Malkuth to the list of favorite characters too. Surely they aren't stupid enough to kill her off in the future,
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I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I marry dog
>>1595738 You were fucking it all this time without being married?
>>1595727 >>1595728 Realistically the first thing you are UE60ing is the powercreep FES student that is on the banner to use in the FES student pandering boss they will 100% release next. While I won't look at a gift horse in the mouth it is funny that the allowance they give you to test the new mechanic isn't enough to afford one instance of the new mechanic.
>>1595736 i did not ass
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>>1595740 >Realistically the first thing you are UE60ing is the powercreep FES student in what universe? Sorry bozo we autistically max our favourite first here. The meta will have to deal with getting the scraps afterwards.
baggots on jp, can you now buy GA/TA elephs for UE60 ?
>>1595745 Yes. remember to save up on your coins
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>>1595739 If premarital sex is so bad then why does Mari partake in it all the time? Check and Mate Sisterturds.
it would be neat if they gave you the option to refresh the GA/TA/JFD stores with the appropriate coins like you can the pvp shop
Don't claim your PVP coins
>>1595752 good account seed today
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2 (two) child at once
>>1595748 The game and fanbase though it'd be funny to turn Mari into a canonical gone astray whore. She's the posterchild for what not to do.
>>1595747 Naisu
Cute autist
>1 attack >rank 1 another comfy day
I don't want to do PVP
Who should I use in PVP today, /bag/?
Oh, I'm gonna make it.
>>1595765 swimsuit hina
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>>1595765 you've unsubscribed from Michiru channel so not her... see if you can make jkNeru work for a match. I keep forgetting to sub her in.
>>1595765 Camp Maki.
>>1595771 Cute nell
I don't think we're getting Konoka with the bing rerun
>>1595775 No. I will NEVER forgive john nexon if they do this to me.
cute
>>1595765 C.Kotori, again.
>>1595765 Be a funny guy and bring Mika
>>1595784 there are a couple of people I've seen slotting her in for tankbusting duty after failing a couple of attacks. Usually with mixed results.
team died before sumire even came. Wtf is this challenge lmao
>>1595784 She's actually surprisingly good if you have an annoying Hoshino. Her auto attacks pretty much just shred her near instantly. Just hope that her EX doesn't come up in the rotation early.
>>1595779 hina would do this
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CCP
>2/5 >2/5 >2/5 >2/5 >2/5 >2/5 >2/5 This shit is beyond rigged
>>1595792 Tomorrow will be rigged in your favor.
I really don't like when the match ends like this it makes me very nervous.
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>caring about pvp just turn skip fight on and let the dice roll what they want to roll
Which student has the cutest panties? Post proof My vote is Kaguya
>>1595801 But she doesn't wear any...
>>1595801 I have no proofs but I also have no doubts that Kaguya is the answer, because she definitely wears them.
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>>1595793 I appreciate your enthusiasm, cheese.
>>1595806 What the fuck
>>1595806 >>1595788 thats funny
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>>1595806 >the camera pan to everyone being dead it's perfect
They should put EEOM in pvp so it can be my turn to win
>>1595806 so, the battle is started even before sumire arrived?
Some days my webm converter just decides to be a little bitch and take ten minutes for a single 7 second file. So I used a shitty backup ffmpeg script. >>1595784 I've actually used Mika a decent bit lately, you can get her to avoid the debuff if you put her in the right spot. >>1595783 >>1595769 CKotori+SHina, they're helping! >>1595766 Iori did her job and won the match. Jobshino threw the match and I lost.
As a global player I'm genuinely curious as to why Ichika is doing a kabedon on me in her L2D
>>1595819 pretty much i figured its because i used auto to skip the story stage earlier
>>1595806 What the fuck?
>>1595771 JKNERU SUCKS IN PVP She has the same cycling problem as Toki except she's even shittier.
>>1595806 That's not normal at all, holy shit my sides
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>>1595827 well maybe you just have to use a team with all 2 cost skills then. Asuna and Akane and Toki are all right there I'm sure it'll go fine
>>1595806 >BA steam just got a tiny ass 26mb update bet it was for this tbh
>>1595806 holy shit, what a THICC mouse icon
>>1595831 Maybe, I hope it was to fix a bug where you can't click anything after crafting.
>>1595830 I don't fancy my odds with that in this season, Hoshino would have to do some really heavy lifting. Team would probably be something like JKNeru/Shun/Hoshino/iMari/+Mari/SShiroko.
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Sexy Seia Status?
>>1595836 Unfathomably sexy
Reisa EX early always makes stuff weird. 4/5 day today but it was just Neru kills everyone and Shiroko kills everyone so I didn't clip >>1595834 wait iMari's EX is only 2? dang, that's silly. I kind of wish there were some backliners with cheap EX skills, it's pretty much just Toki and she's too finnicky to position right a lot of the time.
>>1595806 Turns out leaving the round on auto and restarting does this. Pretty funny oversight.
I want nature itself to return as an antagonist for a future event. Suddenly coyotes or something are here to fuck up our day.
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>>1595821 >Mika uses her EX to beyond overkill Hoshino at 1% health Thank you, Mika. At least she lived through Kuroko's shooting. >match 2 has mutual Hoshino EX and enemy Hoshino interrupting her heal with an EX later oof
>>1595836 not sorry
Challenge 2 looks kind of hard, so I decided on this team.
>>1595846 Fuck they did such a good job with this one its crazy, damn sexy ass cutting board
>>1595839 I think your early Reisa caused their Miyako to take the cover there. >wait iMari's EX is only 2? WE LITERALLY JUST HAD GREG WHO WERE YOU USING IF NOT MARI
>>1595846 where did she get her phone with a selfie stick from?
>>1595854 oh neat, I want see if I can trigger that bug myself, so I got a chance still.
For anyone who actually played through the minigame how much event currency does it take and what are the rewards?
Which school is responsible for Sensei's rape today? I'll narrow down the club/student after. Abydos 1d100 = 61 Arius 1d100 = 82 Gehenna 1d100 = 81 Highlander 1d100 = 4 Hyakkiyako 1d100 = 78 Millennium 1d100 = 37 Red Winter 1d100 = 93 Shanhaijing 1d100 = 82 SRT 1d100 = 99 Trinity 1d100 = 25 Valkyrie 1d100 = 48
>>1595859 MIYAKO NOOOOOOOOO
>>1595859 /me rolls eyes It's Moeyako, again.
>>1595845 That EX was definitely a bit awkward. You basically have to hope Mika either goes first or not at all, but she's a decent pickup if I'm facing Iori or SAyane and can have her avoid the debuff.
>>1595859 Sensei's rapist is... Miyako 1d100 = 61 Saki 1d100 = 67 Miyu 1d100 = 67 Moe 1d100 = 26 Yukino 1d100 = 43 Niko 1d100 = 57 Kurumi 1d100 = 75 Otogi 1d100 = 10
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I have to go to the gym please stay alive while I'm gone. >>1595851 I skipped so Rumi handled it all. My borrow was used on Satsuki. You want to hear why it's very stupid? The taunt wasn't what caused her to take cover; Reisa stopping to use her EX is what made the MIyako take cover. Just like when a Hanako goes first and makes all your movement sliiiightly weird because she stops a little bit behind the cover rather than walking right up to it
>>1595863 SERIKA 2.0 I TRUSTED YOU NOOOOOO
>>1595859 The Special Rape Team is active once again?
>>1595863 Guh...
>>1595863 bulgogi my most trusted supporter within SRT...
>>1595864 Yeah that's what I mean. Reisa standing there and using her EX caused Miyako to keep moving, normally she'd stop if she sees a tank but Reisa was too far back for that. I've had early EX screw me over a few times because of stuff like that.
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When does she apologize?
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>>1595858 The card game? 1500 points. The rewards for reaching floor 3 is: 10 3rd shop currency, 255 skill points for the minigame, 25 orange reports, random gears, dolls artifacts, 1.5m credits, and 5 Ichika Eligma. You can get more random gears + more skill points by beating floor 3, but fuck that the boss is ludicrous.
>>1595870 Sorry, sensei. The status-quo dictates she's forever sexy and not sorry about it.
>>1595870 post her chibi butt
>>1595870 WHY DOES SHE SMUG LIKE THAT SHE DOESN'T LOOK SORRY AT ALL
>>1595839 Their Jobshino jobbed so hard Neru couldn't even cycle through to her EX in time. Damage numbers on healing based teams always look funny.
>>1595872 Thanks. It says it cost 2000 currency to start. Where does 1500 come from? And how does the sweeping mechanic work?
>>1595878 w-where's junko?
>>1595882 locked up in the dungeon where she belongs
>>1595882 Taking a break. She doesn't work on every team so I drop her sometimes to try out new things. She's permanently on my defense team at least.
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is it a waste to be using my AP on the event stages or do I get more exp from sweeping the highest possible level normal missions?
>>1595887 Account XP? 1 AP = 1 XP doesn't matter the source
>>1595888 Too fucking sexy
>>1595887 You get the same amount of EXP regardless of where you spend AP. If you are new it's better to sweep the event stages instead of normal missions until it becomes 3x normals.
>>1595886 Everyone is just ejaculating everywhere with this summer update huh
>>1595887 the exp is the same no matter what you farm, its 1:1 1 AP = 1 sensei exp.
>>1595888 goddamn that's flat
Kokona (Swimsuit) will break the game
>>1595880 I must've forgotten cause I played it already and has no point left. 2000 points it is then. To unlock the sweep, you must finish floor 3. You get all the rewards of the full clear. See the picture. So basically 2000 points sweep for those.
>>1595896 she'll kill billions
>>1595894 Compared to Kanna's, yeah. No one will beat her chibi ass.
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>>1595900 she already did
She's 11
>>1595904 out of ten
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Where is this Sexy Seia you guys speak of? I have yet to see her.
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Is Seia an ass girl now?
WAKE UP /bag/!
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Reisa would beat up Cath Palug but she holds back to not shatter the kot's ego.
I'm sleeping.
>>1595897 The rewards don't seem that good beyond a certain point then. I'm probably going to skip the credits in the shop and save for 3x, meaning I need 13 runs and will get 65 + 150 (from the shop) elephs.
Why is Cath Palug so fucking violent...?
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>>1595886 She's so fucking flat, goddamn
>>1595886 >Mikawank event >the sexiest swimsuit alts belong to G*henners What did John Nexon mean by this?
WAKE UP
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>>1595846 Can't wait to have a clear version of this, taken straight from my superior PC version.
>>1595923 Not that much. There's some meat there.
Is Ichika difficult to farm?
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>>1595928 My head will rest there soon.
>>1595926 i'm reading deca kino and damn near crying brb
>>1595897 According to >>1595929 you should get about 200 elephs for the first 12k event currency then it's 116 AP per eleph at 90% bonus.
>>1595934 THE ROLE OF THE HERO IS TO LIGHT UP THE PATH FOR EVERYONE
>>1595935 You get those by buying from the shop, which is pretty standard for all the new events
>>1595935 So another one of those welfares in which 5* is easy but UE40 is pulling teeth. Could be worse I guess, wish they'd give us a super cheap welfare again sometime though. I remember when /bag/gots would call me dumb for overfarming welfares because UE60 either wasn't gonna happen or would require a different currency. I feel vindicated.
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>>1595870 Man this is such a good alt
>>1595940 Most people don't really care about maxing out welfares in the first place. I only overfarm welfares if there is a meta reason to do so.
>>1595938 this is why I choose to believe in the happy ending paragon/10 so far Aris shall fulfill her quest once again
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>>1595946 Why would these two philosophers do this? That doesn't seem comfy.
SHUN!
>>1595946 Tfat's MY STUDENTS
based jumblo affectionfag...
>>1595954 >only 20 you can at least buy more right....?
>>1595956 if it works like other items perhaps the price gradually ramps up
>>1595956 Pretty sure it refreshes daily.
>>1595959 >daily refresh If it was selectors I could totally see them milking a lot of whales with it but random gifts is kinda shitty.
>>1595958 >>1595961 worthless then. Oh well
>>1595961 Whales will roll and let recruitment points expire just for the crafting stones. This is objectively better than doing that.
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>>1595878 She did it though! Hanako running up to the middle just to eat a shotgun to the face is hilarious >>1595885 >She doesn't work on every team you HATE her
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no.... why didn't you come home in my one 10-roll....
>>1595963 True, but at least you're also rolling on a student in the process and not just pissing it away for pure gifts. Whales probably will buy these anyway, just seems like a hilarious waste for me and I'm the type of retard who hasn't claimed a spark a couple of times before. >>1595965 Hanako D3 is certainly a choice, and also why defense replays would be nice so you know you're not doing something utterly retarded like that. You don't have Sumire on your defense team so your words mean nothing here. >>1595967 You HATE her.
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>>1595968 AAAAAAA >You don't have Sumire on your defense team so your words mean nothing here. no she's been on my team all season, I just can't put her in the first slot since it's too hot to handle. I'm already getting attacked 10-15 times daily just with Shiroko there.
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DIE /BAG/ DIE
>>1595974 Oh, yeah, That's what I was thinking of. You don't have her in the first slot. Put her in the first slot.
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>>1595975 I'M BUSY
>>1595979 Do it.
>>1595975 rude. In fact, I'll post even slower now
>>1595968 >doing something utterly retarded like that. Hey, remember smug webms of D4 sHanakos whiffing her water hose on A1 students because there was a shotgunner in A4? Yeah, that should avoid that and spray your entire team no matter what.
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>>1595980 then stop being busy >>1595982 no
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I ate too much again and now I wanna die
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>>1595981 past experiences in Urban and Indoors and Outdoors and Urban and Indoors have taught me that people will more or less always typematch your open student, and I know for a fact that Sumire behaves weirdly if Kuroko or Hanako are the ones they put opposite her I don't like having a throw defense it bothers me if I know something isn't working out mechanically even if I can't watch the replays.
>>1595987 >GA Greg The fuck would you even use for the other colours?
>>1595986 I didn't eat enough and woke up starving
>>1595983 But it just puts her in a really dangerous spot so I'm not really seeing the trade-off. I know that Kuroko + SHanako can wrap around and go into the same lane but more often than not I just see her take the middle cover and get obliterated. >>1595987 >>1595990 I hope you've built your Junko! Or Nonomi/Iori I guess.
>>1595990 Blue: NY.Mutsuki, or the filthy Banana Cat. Yellow: Iori, or Makoto
>>1595990 Iori/Junko and SHanako/NYMutsuki/SKoharu
>>1595911 Seia's cake....
>>1595983 D4 Hanako is the most protected she's going to be, so if people start moving her around she's going to have dramatically less impact on games. It would be funny to force people to watch their defense matches where Shun throws the game for them and they lose horribly though.
>>1595989 So basically you're a big chicken. But yeah, it's hard to stray away from defenses that just work when defense replays don't exist, especially with Shun bricks and even early EXs causing weird shit.
>>1595999 my defense isn't even that great right now since Sumire D4 isn't great either if I know they're probably going to put Hosh in A1 to attack Kuroko. If I had less autism team comp would be so much simpler...
>>1595983 If only that shit was reliable but I always get the edge case skill order that fucking makes her splash my whole team anyway.
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never ends
>>1596004 I asked for this.
>>1595993 >>1595997 I know it was a bit of a joke, but it's really just "sHanako in this position wins instantly if she goes first" type of thing. I've recently been attacked by Nonomi/Kuroko/Shun/sHanako/sShiroko/Satsuki and lost. >>1596001 Yeah, I get late sHanakos quite a lot while running my tritank kuroko team...
>watch defenses I'm going to fucking lose my mind if they ever add that, holy shit.
>>1596004 almost half of the unique students here are from millennium what is the meaning of this
>>1595993 >>1595994 >>1595995 >strikers Cringe. I like that Geb actually forced you to use specials
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>>1596004 women moment the craziest part is I don't even have bros like gematria to hang out with and get away from the bitches anymore. i'm in hell.
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>>1596006 >I've recently been attacked by Nonomi/Kuroko/Shun/sHanako/sShiroko/Satsuki and lost. I get lots out weird teams thrown against me since the top 10 people will always go with their default attack team, lose, and then they try putting other stuff out there
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Someone tried out S.Hasumi in PVP. The range seems to be really big.
>>1596009 Yellow and Blue have fucking awful options. It's not my fault that Nexon made iWappi so underwhelming they had to make Greg 2.
>>1596015 Is Hasumi popular enough to get a swimsuit alt? apparently so
>>1596015 looks almost like Renge's range, just with a wider AOE. Or maybe it's just the Ichika AOE size again.
>>1596015 Iori got up and 1-shot the whole team after this
>>1596015 >failed to kill iori
>>1596020 Not UE30 apparently.
>>1596007 Every time I get a complete bullshit win I think to myself 'if that guy could watch this match he'd be seething'.
>>1596015 Not sure how useful that would be. Seems like a weird alternative to sHanako / Renge with one shot being used instead of multiple shots.
>watch defence >view all my previous battles history why isn't this even a thing yet?
Ummm... Sensei... please fuck Toki... but make sure you fuck her while fucking the other C&C members as well... or else her ego will get bigger...
Would you rather fuck the girls in your Cafe 1 or Cafe 2?
Kaya deserves to go to the beach too
>>1596030 the elfs and even Sora are prettier so they have priority
>>1596030 no way bozo
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>>1596024 potentially useful just because Hanako has yellow armour and ways to circumvent tanks to kill Hanako are more or less always nice to have in your back pocket
>>1596015 What's the investment on that Hasumi? Her accuracy is decent but single shot is kind of meh outside of this season, I feel like any situation you could slot in Hasumi you may as well just use Nonomi (who is better for her more balanced moods). >>1596012 >Mika Rare. Immediate EX too by the looks of it. You'd think they'd learn to stop using Hibiki against your team.
>>1596032 Zoos and Sensei in the backrooms, i'd play it.
>>1596027 which one do not have a camera that spies me?
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die already
>>1596037 >You'd think they'd learn to stop using Hibiki against your team. one guy keeps attacking me with Nagisa+nyHaruna and he never ever wins I do not understand it A few bring red tanks, too. You can sometimes see the gears really turning behind each match.
>>1596037 >single shot is kind of meh outside of this season It does 6 hits near instantly
THREE FUCKING EVENTS?
>>1596040 I guess most new students are gonna be 4* by default huh... definitely seems like she'd want 5* I guess. >>1596044 >It does 6 hits near instantly Ah, I saw the one hitsplat on Iori and just brainfarted, you'd think I would have noticed all the other hitsplats going off but no I guess I am just retarded. In that case that's really good then.
at this rate, bread should be ready in 30 minutes or so.
three cakes...


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