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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8134 Anonymous 08/05/2025 (Tue) 02:44:30 Id: fb31e5 No. 1631789
Previous thread: >>1630563 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >7/30 (Tue) 11:00 – 8/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Nagisa (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Mika (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited) Hina (Dress) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Ichika (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare) >News 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/570 >Events: Summer Sky Promise – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint – 8/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) 4.5 ANNIVERSARY Login Bonus – 7/22 (Tue) After Maint - 8/20 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 7/30 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/6 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Yellow Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Normal – 7/30 (Tue) 4:00 – 8/3 (Sun) 3:59 (JST) 3x Hard – 8/3 (Sun) 4:00 – 8/6 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Sena (Casual) (3*) Juri (Part-Timer) (3*) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247 >Coupons: SUMMERUPDATE2025 (Valid until 08/08 - 2:59 UTC) >Events:
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Orange or bust.
3rd
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>maintenance Students for this feel? Would you leave modern life behind and fix up an abandoned shack and live a simple life with them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd98OZF94s
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal. Happy birthday welsh kot.
>>1631793 FUCKJKJ
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Using betabeet is still cheating.
Wife id
bing
>>1631794 sauna thx
Bada bing?
>>1631794 Thanks Neru. Thanks Akane.
>>1631809 why gogurt eat alone :(
If I can sell my old shitbox tomorrow I can use that money and finally buy this pinktards gun and a Tom Becke waxed jacket as a birthday gift for myself Blue Archive
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Good night friends
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sex with id color student
Maki sexo >Someone translates the Maki set I was hyped for >It's MTL and fucks the image quality to boot Maki sexo cancelled...
>>1631812 Happy birthday, how much are Beretta 1301s going for these days?
my sexy fox student wife color id plz
>>1631811 Friends still in jail I could only take 1 out so
>>1631818 2k out the door
>>1631820 eat with her >:(
>>1631818 1800 for the one I'm looking at
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>>1631797 There's a whole series someone did of Saori wandering abandoned environments. It's nice.
>>1631828 bro the link?
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>1631827 That's my Kuroko!
>>1631825 Then it wouldn't be the Keanu on a bench meme
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>>1631804 cant tell if that was a typo or intentional
>>1631822 >>1631826 She uses the tactical version, right? What's the difference?
Due to recent developments I am glad Nexon treats us well
where are my twins enjoyers at
>kig >3d 🚫
Fat Shiroko should go on a diet
>>1631839 not a kig
>>1631836 Mainly the mesa tactical pistol grip She's using the a Gen 2 in game without the mlok handguard Probably doesn't have the pro lifter either Also rear iron sight only, with a rib for some reason
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I want a Shiroko and Kuroko shimaidon
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Now that's a lot of seminar merch. I was about to ask why don't we get the GSC merch, but then I remember that all of them are cunts.
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>>1631837 You are not gonna elaborate again, are you?
>>1631847 relatable
>>1631847 but they are the same person.
>>1631850 damn you could fit Alaska on that forehead
>>1631840 DON GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD YEAH FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD THIS REAL SHIT KICKED YOUR CLIQUE TO THE CURB WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOOOUGH
>>1631844 You getting the 92 A1 as well?
Is it Kazusa's bday right now?
Does Seia like Queen?
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>>1631852 They're just twins (1 year age gap)
Seia likes Creed
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oh I guess the site ate the post >>1631829 I posted the link here >>1631845
>>1631849 You wouldn't want to know what the (((chink))) devs did to /gfg/
>>1631862 Thanks
For real Is Kuroko's growth just her endgame appearance, or was it Chroma hijinks? We know Krk is a year older, but was she already 17 before getting Colored, or did she spend a whole year ending timelines with P.Sensei? Would our Shiroko look that stacked a year from now, with no Chroma influence?
>>1631866 I don't know, but Weak Shiroko not being as big when she gets to that age is funnier so I think it's what they should go with
>>1631855 I also want a optic ready 92x performance production, those are gorgeous but it cost the same if not more than a 1301 I'll hold on that for a while
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>>1631866 I imagine that she got tainted by chroma cum.
When is she gonna get a Bond Gear, Nexon?
Sorry for being sexy Hoshino.
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>>1631870 That's cool. I'm super jealous, I can only own airsoft and compressed air guns
>>1631871 Will we get pyros for this
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>>1631865 obviously all very rough but they're mood pieces and I'm a big fan
>>1631879 Acceleration pyrox
>>1631881 nyice
>>1631864 Oh that skin controversy? To be honest I intentionally didn't even pay attention. I still find it hard to take serious gacha players that seriously pay for skins. I once played a gacha game that sold skins and the only people who bought it were retarded whales that paid for the servers while everyone else laughed behind their backs. But then again I have no idea how GFL works or if skins are just cosmetics there
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>>1631870 >those are gorgeous but it cost the same if not more than a 1301 I don't want to try a 2011 because I'm afraid I'll love it and end up blowing a down payment on them.
>>1631838 sorry this train brat stole my heart
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>>1631871 two years hoping she'd go away... only for her to keep persisting...
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>>1631894 Oh come on she's ultimately cringe but harmless anyway.
Guh
PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Please remove the tracking from your links For example, in "https://youtu.be/oP4sBeV7llE?si=wh0l9uacATGxA-H8" ?si=wh0l9uacATGxA-H8 is the tracking part While in "https://x.com/doumu_9/status/1952559458095349898?t=2bXZ5mB8YNSPXQSFpAw1NA&s=19" ?t=2bXZ5mB8YNSPXQSFpAw1NA&sis the tracking part Anyone who knows what those tracking links are for don't like clicking them, and it would be really nice of you to remove them beforehand
LocalizeEtcExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/tn9dg8.json LocalizeExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/1k2980.json ScenarioScriptExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/df7aea.json CharacterDialogSubtitleExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/o7pwsi.json LocalizeCharProfileExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/agc2fs.json
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>>1631896 yeah but its still kind of wasted resources, you're right she is kinda harmless though. unlike say the discord/news popup that we can't even "hide for the day" that's horridly annoying.
>>1631899 >pubic
Well they're building a gallows outside my cell And I've got 25 minutes to go And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell I got 24 minutes to go Well they gave me some beans for my last meal With 23 minutes to go But nobody asked me how I feel I got 22 minutes to go Well I sent for the Governor and the whole dern bunch With 21 minutes to go And I called up the mayor but he's out to lunch I got 20 more minutes to go Then the sheriff said boy I'm gonna watch you die With 19 minutes to go So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye With 18 minutes to go Now here comes the preacher for to save my soul With 13 minutes to go And he's talking about burning, but I'm so cold 12 more minutes to go Now they're testing the trap and it chills my spine 11 more minutes to go And the trap and the rope aw they work just fine With 10 more minutes to go Well I'm waiting on the pardon that'll set me free With 9 more minutes to go But this is for real so forget about me With 8 more minutes to go With my feet on the trap and my head on the noose 5 more minutes to go Won't somebody come and cut me loose 4 more minutes to go I can see the mountains I can see the skies With 3 more minutes to go And it's too dern pretty for a man to don't want to die With 2 more minutes to go I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go And now I'm swinging and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
>>1631899 what do they do? >tracking I mean I know, but what do they track? Doesn't Youtube already know your IP and a lot of shit just by using their site?
>>1631899 Copy that, ESL schizo
Wildhuntbros soon...
>>1631838 >Last thread comes to the conclusion sMika will most likely fucking die in Tiph lv.100 and you will still need to spark and UE50 Nozomi to do one (1) FRR raid. Good day for twin enjoyers. Bad day for your Gem and Ligma hoards.
>>1631909 49 looks better
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!!
>>1631900 from a quick glance >changed Cherino's seiyuu >changed some words here and there (eg layout to preset) >added Highlander mat text didn't check all but yeah probably preparing for the Shupos. and we'll most likely getting nu-voice Cherino earlier than JP
>>1631909 orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I could just not bother with the raid.
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>>1631899 thank you, I'm afraid unless someone finds a way to automate this, most people will fall blind to it or simply not care >pubic kek >>1631906 >user statistics >account info of the people sharing and linking >IP/device info list probably goes on. It's not just YT links, it's a shit ton of links, especially promo links >>1631900 anon....?
>>1631907 I'm note an ESL I'm just tired >>1631906 They know my IP (actually I use a VPN), they know your IP, but one of the things they know with the tracking link is that I clicked the link that you specifically generated to share
>>1631911 A real thigh slapper, innit Also it's animated. very nice. but why is her boob jiggling when she blinks?
>>1631909 I'll be fine with 74.
>>1631915 >note Bro... You should rest
>>1631911 Why does her left nipple move when she winks
I choose apathy
>>1631920 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1631915 >>1631914 So bogstandard tracking shit but that's still bad would using Invidious or Freetube diminish the risk of glowies sucking your info?
>>1631908 I'm not so sure
>>1631918 In a bit >>1631922 Yeah but those kind of don't work for me most of the time, removing tracking is good enough etiquette, not only for /bag/ or imageboards but for outside of it too
Mine handjob
Hod torment is hell
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>>1631899 >>1631904 >>1631914 Chihiro is never going to live that mistake down.
>>1631929 Finally someone that remembers
>>1631900 How the fuck does that happen?
>>1631916 >>1631919 Don't think about it.
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>>1631925 Bet. Thanks for the heads up.
>>1631927 Hod Lunatic looks doable for me Then again, I'm too lazy to build my CKotama so I'll stick to torment
>>1631931 "Translating" from spreadsheets do be like that
millennium girls are all fucking gooners who own vibrators and you know it
>>1631935 No, I think it's something weirder Maybe dialogues had their identifier numbers moved so they had to move strings around too
>>1631926 Mine is a highly empathetic girl who would properly regulate her strength.
>>1631927 Hod has literally always been one of the most unbearable raids. Always despised these fuck more than the usual hatesponge raids like Goz, Greg or Geb.
>>1631900 LocalizeEtcExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/87qlkq.json LocalizeExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/luc98m.json ScenarioScriptExcelTable.en_diff.json https://files.catbox.moe/hz2zjk.json
>>1631939 What if she overestimates my durability
>>1631927 runs with 1 minute left are perfectly doable with little to no margin of error. only thing you're battling against are every little statstick to beef up uNeru and critfishing it's like Binah all over again but with the retardation of CC requirements and attack RNG that could displace your students i hate it i hate Hod so much
>>1631922 that's what many decent front-ends aim to do since the general UI of most modern platforms don't even exist to serve you anymore, just siphon your info like a data point and keep you clicking. Having a prepared browser that helps to block known trackers/ads, fingerprinting and other cancer also helps Blue Archive
>>1631937 GUHHHHHHH
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The level of disparity in the image is fucking insane
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>>1631942 Hod didn't get a lot of hate before because insane was a joke and everyone was too lazy to do torment. Now that you have to do it for plat you realize the true hell it is. And I didn't even get plat.
I wanna be molested by a student.
>>1631955 I don't remember making this post
>>1631953 You're eating at a table alone with a paper cut out of your studentwife While someone is dining with his studentwife cosplayer gf from across the room
>>1631944 She'll hold hands with you so she can tell how you're feeling.
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>>1631927 >do hod tor >get gold still can't win
힛↑ 후↓ 히↓후→미↑ 미↑ 히↓후→미↓ 히↓후→미↑ 힛↑ 후↓ 히↓후→미↑ 미↑ 히↑후→미↑ 다.이.스.키 힛↑ 후↓ 히↓후→미↑ 미↑ 히↓후→미↓ 히↓후→미↑ 아↑지↑타↑니↑ 히↑후→미↓ 다↑ 이↓ 스↓ 키→ 스↓ 키→
>>1631909 I already did all that the first banner
>>1631949 me in the very back behind mika getting my macros in for the day
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ya
>>1631953 The guy taking the photo is a dedicated Sensei having dinner with a representation of his studentwife. In the background is a disgusting normalfag who thinks some 3DPD whore wearing his studentwife's skin is a suitable substitute.
>>1631949 This is the polar opposite of the Mika cosplayer that I saw from the anime convention I went to, eating all alone in a convenience store.
Manifesting wife ID
ya
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>>1631968 nice...
Junko cunnilingus
>>1631968 HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1631966 >persistent spoiler checkbox
Sex with the student of the same color as my ID
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>>1631968 EXPLODE!!!
>>1631978 toki id
>>1631978 rollan for sex
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>>1631983 >rollan for sex I see it's a critical fail, better luck next year sensei
>>1631980 I don't have Toki lewds. Someone help me get going >>1631981 Time for fucking revenge after she made me spark iMari
>>1631986 nyo....
>>1631985 This but I kiss Plana in the mouth.
How many bings?
if the hinanon can do it so can i red id get
>>1631950 >3 star Iori
life is short and cruel and death is sweet and true
>>1631950 The fuck are those teams? You could almost do 1T torment with that second one alone if you switched Cherino for a decent buffer (even sSeia). At worst that should be almost a 1T with a quick auto cleanup after that where you don't even need to look at the screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmeixonb1w4
>>1631992 Otogi ID. Congrats.
i noticed on other boards, gacha specifically, they have id and a character icon now for their game would it be hard to get character icons here for all students?
>>1631998 if we moved to gacha we could easily get it done
>>1631996 >kisaki >chare >students I don't have >sseia that can't survive because there's no shorter range student and she tanks autoattacks unlike with the Mika team
>>1631998 No I pity the souls who ends up rolling a Miyako id Also different board
>>1631995 Human life is deadass one of the longest in nature, though. sure some turtles live more than a century but we're pretty long lived ourselves
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>>1631991 about 3251 until revival
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>>1631950 There has literally never been one single season of Hod that was remotely enjoyable. He was shit in the early meta when he required the likes of Saki and Chihiro when most people were hurting for CC, he was shit when people found out the tower bug and his gameplay became "RESET 300 TIMES FOR KAYOKO MALD AND FINISH WAVE ONE AT THIS EXACT NANOSECOND TO SKIP TOWER SPAWN" and everything indicates he continues to be a shit even after you pay 1500 ligmas for cKotama to make him less shit. Fuck Hod. I am a Hod hater. I farmed Chroma Hod during Vol.F for Chihiro elephs so I could never be in a position of inferiority when kicking his shit around. Best thing Nexon ever did was giving the playerbase a ~10 month vacation from this fuck.
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Hinandoroid (Released)
>>1632009 >and his gameplay became "RESET 300 TIMES FOR KAYOKO MALD AND FINISH WAVE ONE AT THIS EXACT NANOSECOND TO SKIP TOWER SPAWN" why just not like not do that
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>>1632009 Instruction unclear, GA Hod next month. Hope u rike.
>>1632009 i had no trouble getting the tower skip by just borrowing sChise
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>>1632016 Kisaki isn't that stacked
>>1632012 Because that would make the raid fun And raids are not suppose to be fun, they're meant to be tedious and stress inducing The ultimate goal of TA is to have nip salary men kill themselves
>>1632007 merely a metaphor how much of a life is truly lived it takes most nearly half their life to understand where they belong and then the rest is spent catching up humans live and die like gadflies with the only thing making them special being their infinite potential
>>1632018 japs certainly have interesting tastes
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>>1631998 We are already kind of in the wrong board the being with. We are just allowed to be here because some baggot made a thread before the exodus happened, which gave us legal ground to stay here despite our general fitting /gacha/ better. Trying to make a too many changes may not be the better idea as that could push us out towards another board. I much prefer if we can stay here, as moderation has been pretty good and threads are very enjoyable. I have heard the /gacha/ moderation is not always the best, although I'm not sure, and I wouldn't like to get the same shit we were getting over 4cuck just for some random cosmetic change. IDs are more than enough to keep us civilized.
>>1632021 >rest is spent catching up catching up to whom?
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bros...? we can still cook curry after maintenence right...? i have 100 left...
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>>1632009 The last time he came around, I'd only done Insane on three other TAs before, so with my underdeveloped team I had to mald the fuck out of it with my underdeveloped team to manage an Insane clear that was just barely able to earn me my first-ever Plat TA trophy. It took all the hair on my head to get a run good enough to keep me 40 ranks above the cutoff. Then after resetting for nearly the entire hour to try and keep the Kazusa I borrowed in range for the last shot to kill Hod, the cunt made this face at me in the victory screen.
>>1632016 what fuck is up with all these doll posts.
I don't even know who Hod is >the ball is Chesed >the snek is Binah >the artic niggerbot is Geburah is it that one guy the one with the towers?
>>1632032 /jp/'s onahole general is leaking.
>>1632035 The tentacle one.
>>1632019 That's GA.
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>>1632032 the japs went and ordered a shitload of BA dolls over the last few months and I saw them on shitter...
>>1632037 what the fuck?
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>>1632035 The one affected by Fubuki and Chihiro
>>1632035 Millennium rouge AI
>>1632027 the self
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>>1632035 forgotten...again...
>>1632045 Megu my beloved
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Good morning bag. I had a look at the amount of work that has piled up over the past 2 days and it's not looking good.
>>1632047 Ahh yes. The Sekiro bot.
>>1632047 Has this fucker run on Global?
You can only wish your student is as cool as Seia.
>>1632009 based stay seething fellow hod hater
>>1632053 No raid, only Deca challenge (discontinued)
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My Lovely StudentWife Noa. Arona gives me Blue ID
>>1632054 My wife is much cooler
>>1632056 huh no wonder I don't remember him
>>1632047 Having a Kether raid with all of its phases would be peak autismo
>>1632046 >Pinktard is studentwife >She doesn't spark any sexual desire within me >Can't stop lusting over her first year self What causes this?
>>1632061 幼女愛者じゃんおm
>>1632063 And ching chong nip nong to you too
>>1632061 You like aggressive girls, stupid.
>>1632066 you are courting death
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>>1632061 >studentwife >doesn't spark any sexual desire >What causes this? Homosexuality?
>>1632061 Ask the ibuki-fag, but you may not wanna know the answer
aggie doko
Would you?
>>1632060 FRR raids are designed to be much longer and grueling than your regular 1T TAs, and considering they already put two decas there I am thinking it's his next home. Just kidding, Nexon just forgot about him. RIP.
>>1632072 rio yes
>>1632072 They should've made Rio's top a bit more strained, and her halter a bit more curved but yes, I would totally play Gears Reloaded with her
>>1632071 Theme is Aris as various Arises across media but you're welcome to draw whatever Blue Archive, themes are a suggestion https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
>>1632073 Doubt it. Kether is THE highest of the 10 Sephiroth aka Decas, I doubt it will be delegated to jobbing duty.
>>1632067 But I feel nothing about Neru either...
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>>1632030 best post in this thread
>>1632080 Definitely homosexuality. That would confirm it even without the part about Hoshino.
Momoka should choke me with her tail
>wife fumo finally shipping from goodsmile it was a good monday
>>1632082 What were they thinking...
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Should I buy an airsoft or a compressed air gun, /bag/?
>>1632003 >>1631998 yeah /zzz/ and /gig/ have them, and they just added the icons for /nikg/, /gfg/ and /wuwa/ this morning(?). /bag/ could be next if we moved there. >>1632026 We'd have the best moderation on /gacha/, in fact we could literally dictate the rules considering its board owner is also a BA player. Just imagine a /bag/ thread where you have total control.
>>1632081 >That last one Damn. Yuuka really can't escape the NTR memes.
>>1632088 do you want a discussion thread or a power trip
>>1632083 B-but I lust over Natsu and her chubby belly and autistic demeanor
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licking mitcher's pits during live stream
>>1632089 is that from an NTR doujin or something? Extremely fucking gay if so
>>1632054 Kayocool
>>1632093 It's a panel edit from a girl who loses the bowl in her manga. It's supposed to be a joke, there is no actual NTR because she never had a chance in the first place.
how's the lore /bag/ ended up here again?
>>1632093 No it's from one of those harem mango again.
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>>1632090 >Having the best moderation is.... Le Bad!1!1!1!1!
>>1632088 I've seen the board owner post here sometimes. i can recognize him by his posting style
>>1632093 No, it's from gotoubun's manga
>>1632099 That's not it, you disingenuous fuck. >Just imagine a /bag/ thread where you have total control. here.
>MD emergency maintenance god damn it
>>1632099 >Has amazing moderation on /v/ >b-b-but what if we can get better, and feel powerful Are you a woman?
>>1632102 >>1632104 how is that bad
Michiru is erotic.
>>1632097 Sharty hacked 4chan so some niggas fucked off elsewhere while it came back. Some found 8chan, and settled here. Even after 4chan's return, some fuckers just stayed that's basically it. it happened idk...last year? or back on March? something like that
>>1632097 (You) smell so bad we all came here to avoid the stench but here you are anyway
Mark said we should stay and I think he plays BA too so there's no reason to move.
>>1632103 Get back to work, Sensei
>>1632107 isnt this thread faster than 4/bag/
>>1632110 I need my ryzeal fix.
>>1632111 Not with the falseflag and samefagging
>>1632109 We are literally surrounded by people who hate us.
>>1632111 No but I prefer it over the monkey shitflinging that happens there daily
>>1632107 Anon that happened on May.
is it up?
>>1632117 Why do you care? And nobody ever come here to start shit so it's literally a (you) problem.
>>1632118 >>1632116 i guess 4/gfg/ isnt the only thread that turned into shitposters echochamber trolling each other
>>1632120 wasn't May like last year
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>>1632086 >best alt in the event by a mile >event is entirely koyuki focused >have koyuki's va at the stream that announced the event >don't release her and shaft koyuki yet again I don't know what they are thinking sometimes either.
>>1632126 It's August
>>1632120 Nigger, the hack happened exactly on April 15. It's funny to think the hacker did it to impress soyteens, only to find out the hacker likes "tranime", which the soyteens got pissed about it and decided to dox him as well.
>>1632125 Yeah, the reveals made some Anons never look back. Now modern 4chinz is even worse than it was. I hear even simply mentioning 8chan or other altchans gets you a 30-day vacation it's crazy
>>1632113 That's what you get for trying to dethrone Maliss
I don't like meta talks
>>1632129 So we had no May this year?
>>1632131 yeah i got auto 30 dayed for typing 8chan
>>1632131 >I hear even simply mentioning 8chan or other altchans gets you a 30-day vacation Wasn't it already like that ten years ago?
>>1632124 >nobody ever come here to start shit If you consider scat spammer one of us, sure
>>1632130 Close enough
hina bobina
>>1632128 I want to shaft Koyuki in her pajama outfit if you know what I mean
>>1632111 VPN allowed here so you can pretend as a diffrent poster if you want.
>>1632128 >We dont even have Bunny Koyuki yet for real, Idk tf is Nexon doing. Would Koyuki's alts really generate enough hype to keep them as emergency alts?
We'll be on /v/ for as long as /v/ will take us so this discussion is pointless. >>1632111 For a long while after 4chan went back this thread was faster, but 4chan being the largest imageboard managed to snag quite a lot of newfags from the latest events, FES and Steam releases. Doesn't really matter since the level of discussion there is abysmal. I went back for a while when both moe and se were down and wanted to vomit.
>>1632137 not really
>>1632138 Retard. The spammer is a bot, there's no manual spammer anymore.
>>1632138 How fucking new are you? Go scroll through the meta thread so I don't have to spoon feed you
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>>1632147 That's cyclical
I'd give 4chin at least 2 years to live, until pajeetape finally gives up and sell the site to fucking Elon or idk.
>>1632140 I love my headcrab wife
>>1632142 4chan doesnt have ids so it doesnt matter if vpn isnt allowed?
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>>1632154 Another one to my collection
Damn, that's a good Mika art
>>1632153 It does, but only on select boards, like /bant/
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>>1632113 >needs his combo sloppa
Which school is responsible for Sensei's rape today? I'll narrow down the club/student after. Abydos 1d100 = 43 Arius 1d100 = 3 Gehenna 1d100 = 49 Highlander 1d100 = 36 Hyakkiyako 1d100 = 64 Millennium 1d100 = 28 Red Winter 1d100 = 58 Shanhaijing 1d100 = 70 SRT 1d100 = 82 Trinity 1d100 = 89 Valkyrie 1d100 = 36
>>1632147 uhh..... I saw people asking to ban /bag/?
>>1632161 please be Hinata
yoink
>>1632161 I will become Nagisa's new chair
>>1632167 Mari respects my rights, it won't be her
But let be honest here, we're only here because of /bag/, I can't bring myself lurking other boards because of how dead it was.
>>1632162 And where do think we are right now? Also if you're not shitposting and genuinely confused as a newfag the I suggest scrolling up a bit more
>>1632113 >>1632133 Children's card games? in my /bag/ina?
Do I really, really, need NY Fuuka?
>>1632171 its really unfortunately that the only people who stuck around here were a bunch of /vg/ggers who got tired of 4chan mods letting the place rot
>>1632161 Sensei's rapist belongs to which club? Tea Party 1d100 = 23 Retard Club 1d100 = 19 JTF 1d100 = 83 Sisterhood 1d100 = 13 ASS 1d100 = 16 Remedial 1d100 = 15 Vigilante 1d100 = 27 Library 1d100 = 99
>>1632176 Yes you do, I skipped her and I deeply regret it
>>1632171 I've posted in a few other threads here, but yeah
>>1632178 please be Shimiko
>>1632176 If you can cope with just Ui and Seia then no. Ny.Fuuka is still very nice to have for Torment and above.
>>1632178 Shamiko no!
>>1632178 USER INTERFACE I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU
>>1632160 ryzeal combo isnt even that long.
>>1632178 Sensei's rapist is... Ui 1d100 = 39 Shimiko 1d100 = 31
>>1632178 UH OH STINKY
I thought Ui was one of the few rights respecters?
Shamiko proven to be my greatest ally
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>>1632186 Embrace death by mustard gas.
>>1632186 Alright, time for pubes in my face.
>>1632176 Enjoy gold if you don't have her. This is a threat.
>>1632186 aight let me get my gas mask...
>its another episode of replying to scatfag over changing boards/going back to 4chan
>7bag/ doesn't know the secret library member
>>1632196 Hinata doesn't count.
https://youtu.be/IN8us3qdcE4 What is this editing holy shit, are nips always like this
>>1632176 >do I really need the 5/5 raidcore content unless you genuinely have all other students, good luck ever getting proper EX cycles
>>1632176 If you're fine with gold, no
>>1632172 I've been here before this general has numbers, but what are you even trying to say???
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>>1632185 hmmm doesn't have to be long for it to be slop
>>1632199 MADs are crazy always been
>>1632186 It is impossible for Ui to rape me as we are rightfully wedded. Check and mate, rapetards.
>>1632206 Marital rape is still a thing.
>>1632206 she's legally obligated to find a way to make it rape
>>1632206 >>1632206 isn't wed an irregular verb
>>1632198 >Hinata bro, your saboteur?
>>1632141 I might have an idea what you mean.
>>1632207 blanket full of hina hair
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>>1632212 is aru ok?
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>>1632211 That's a different library, the one with obvious rape sign.
>>1632215 She's just looking for her contacts
>>1632203 I'm saying you're a retard for replying to my post telling the newfag who assume the scat monkey is from /v/ and not the one who followed us here There you go, now back to where ever you're from
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>still not UP
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>>1632219 Sensei had a heart attack from this
>>1631884 They're cosmetic and usually (except for that skin gacha that has people freaking out) around 10-15$.
>>1632212 Why is Saya there?
>>1632226 Delete this
>>1632226 Ichika if she Hasumi
>>1632226 >>1632230 >That shading on the cleavage You can't fool me, that's sHanako's tits.
>>1632223 This is rape
Ah buggers.
...Is it up?
https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/575 No new students for bing confirmed
>>1632235 wtf it's still maintenance on steam
>>1632238 The dream is over
>>1632239 https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=3069841 It's not up. They always update X or the maintenace noteice/patch notes post with the time maintenace ended when it does.
>>1632238 >>1632240 Nah this means Konoka will be on the new event. Remember chink event.
>>1632238 Better for konoka, I just think its better for her to have her own event rather than being playable in an event where she's just a cameo at best
>>1632242 The dream is restored
>>1632233 >Recognizing a student based on the shading of her breasts Manwhore.
>Artist forgets to draw the halos >Asks readers to Prease Understandu So /bag/, do you forgib or not?
>>1632246 Depending on the artist.
coin time...
>>1632246 Can't they just copypaste a png? These niggers are just lazy.
>>1632250 thanks chise
>>1632241 >one week rerun on an event with a welfare That's bullshit.
>>1632250 Good job Chise
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>>1632246 I am torn, he acknowledges it should be there. thats gotta count for something. but if he knows it should be there, it should just be there.
Swimsuit princess!
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>>1632220 Who assume what? I think you misunderstood. >now back to where ever you're from This thread is literally on the wrong board, and there will always be people asking why we're here, because we shouldn't be.
>>1632242 Didn't they already datamine Kaguya as being for that event? Or did I dream that
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>>1632245 >Not recognizing your precious students based on the shading of their breasts YOU DON'T LOVE 'EM
>>1632238 It's over
Konoka and Rabu event + banners. Trust the plan.
>>1632246 Depends on the artist. Are they known as a big Blue Archive fan (in which case they'll probably draw the halos in the first place)? Then I can probably forgive this case of them being too exhausted or rushed and forgot to draw some important details. Are they an artist who draws fanart of various IPs where Blue Archive is just one among them and they have consistently not drawn the halo in the past? No forgiveness.
Plapable when?
>>1632254 It's not like you are going to farm any meaning amount of Kirino elephs at a rate of 3 per 1800 event currency
>>1632246 No. They just look off without their halos, it's a part of them and not an accessory you can just remove.
>>1632238 It was kind of obvious since she did almost nothing in the event. Also prepare yourself to get only Utaha Idol as a new banner in the idol rerun.
>>1632262 Please take your med, anon. The only thing that we did datamine was Nagisa/Toki rerun + Hinata for the new hard node.
>>1632233 Why are you taking a good, long look at the depths of your students' cleavages? The void might just stare back at you.
I really wanna suck on Juri's juris
>>1632223 >that subtle stare >even though I"ve got a clear height perspective I can't tell who's on top of who >she could be pulling me closer to her for all I know i just might be seeing the appeal here....
>>1632261 >Who assume what? Check who I was first replying to >there will always be people asking why we're here, because we shouldn't be Well, sucks to suck but until Mark evict us himself, that seems like a (You) problem
>>1632273 It's not my fault when THEY are the ones who keep putting their breasts on my face.
>>1632252 It depends on whether they're working digital or with physical media (yes a lot of japs still do this), but yes you can usually at least put one in when you're finished. When I draw a student I trace over a png of the halo in a separate canvas, then I save that file with the layer information because it lets you open it up and copy/paste the layer into any new image while still being able to edit it, move it around, enlarge it, etc. I'm terrible at drawing too so I assume a pro would be able to draw the halo well in like a minute or two, then they can use it for whatever scenes they want. But maybe there's some reason they can't do it for doujinshi, I don't know
>>1632262 Nope, but anons were talking about who could be the rerun banner for the chink events a while back
>>1632246 who is this artist? I am upset at the lack of halos and I need to know
>>1632258 Some artists are lazy as fuck and comiket deadlines are strict. Now that I think about it my favorite lazy artist since the 2hu days, Itou Yuuji, is now on the BA train as well. His BA works have been short-form but all of them complete as far as I can tell, no half-complete, half-storyboard sketch releases as far as I can tell
>>1632275 >subtle stare
>>1632280 It be QCherino and LoliRumi.
Post it
it
>>1632285 Nah loliRumi is too out there, meanwhile Kaguya has more active roles in both events. Of course, that's assuming they would release a new character on a rerun.
>>1632288 I've used this argument before, but Kaguya is a big character on the Shangaijing storyline and can appear in any future china event, while Rumi (small) is a plot point that is unlikely to show up again in future events.
>>1632292 >implication that this is a regular "service" and not something for Sensei alone Actually, it's fitting in a way that they don't have haloes.
>>1632266 I trusted the plan and now I feel robbed. Give me back my hope.
>>1632296 Something about rope in hope idk
>>1632233 >>1632263 it's actually just late stage mx2j cleavage Asuna's l2d is the same way. Not a big fan of that type of shading.
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>>1632271 >get only Utaha Idol as a new banner in the idol rerun. But Enko Utaha was easily the cutest unused alt design from that event.
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>>1632296 Just one more banner Arthur
>>1632125 What are you even talking about
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>>1632266 rabu would technically be an alt tho. alt before base is bad form you never want to be FEH
They better add cheerleader Hanae for the Pray-Bing rerun
>>1632310 > Special'd
>>1632309 I never said it should be her alt first, of course.
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>>1632292 >I'll put them in on the digital copy, sorry >still no digital copy after a year >still no proper doujin no forgiveness also that TL missed a caption (pic related) where's my angry orange cat
>>1632310 >cheerleader Hanae I fucking wish. Incredibly underrated design. We should be rioting in the streets to get it. Speaking of which, it's that time again /bag/. Post the alts you want and the ones you think will be never evers.
>>1632137 I think all you got was wordfiltered, but I haven't been on that site for years until like 8 months ago.
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>>1632199 I found this bit particularly funny.
>>1632318 I want cheerleader Hanae, kimono Wakamo and dress P68 Some others too but they're too recent so I will give them a pass I hope we never ever get gKaede and instead they do something good with her
Shupo ETA?
>>1632316 my man fuck lazy artists
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>>1632318 More Hanae is always welcome. She looks soft in a good way and she seems like she'll feel great to cuddle with.
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>>1632315 >where's my angry orange cat There aren't any orange cats in this game.
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I want Mama.
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>>1632318 Despite all the wank I'm surprised Niya and Kaho still got nothing.
>>1632087 Neither, get this instead.
Bing
>>1632087 >airsoft or a compressed air gun What's the different?
>>1632329 Niya literally just came out earlier this summer, give them a a little while. Though I'm looking forward to more Niya as well. Kaho...well her base form is cute at least
>>1632336 Hey that never stopped Seia. But I was talking more about alt Sprites for random events. I mean Koyuki got a bunch already.
>>1632329 Consequence of mostly just being organizational people who merely stay at the school and tell everyone else to go do stuff. At least there's only so many hyakki students missing alts now.
Even the fucking pink cat got an alt sprite. Where Niya swimsuit?
IT'S UP
>>1632318 >want Bunny Koyuki >never ever Bunny Koyuki
> 6.7gb
>>1632335 Airsoft shoots BBs, plastic balls. Airguns can shoot pellets. And then there's stuff like this https://youtube.com/shorts/eKSuuYdTDy0
heehee
WHAT THE FUCK???? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
>>1632347 Explode
>>1632346 So toys vs firearm but without the explosion If anon lives in a country that doesn't allow real guns then airgun seems pretty rad, especially the one in this video
>>1632338 Perhaps Niya is simply too sexy so they're keeping her alt under wraps until it's her banner. What kind of alt would you want anyway? I think casual would be good for her. A swimsuit could work obviously too
>>1632352 Dress alt cause I am horny for oni.
>>1632351 Yeah, airsoft are for fun and collecting while airguns are more for hunting birds and stuff. They're not lethal, I think, but definitely cause more damage than an airsoft.
Is this the anniv banner?
>>1632359 No just a regular one.
>>1632359 Yes, make sure to drop a spark for the increased rates newcutie!
>>1632359 That's like, in 5 months or so.
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Why the fuck does it take so long to download updates regardless of how retardedly fast your internet is? Gook coding?
>>1632363 Gook server. Steam is still the fastest one.
quick get your pvp attacks in before everyone realizes it's up an hour early
are we praying bing
>>1632368 Tomorrow
>web events in steam
>two 10 pulls on the new banners >both get pink >izumi and mash genuinely unpleasant, thanks
PC used to be buttery smooth and now it's loading like shit what's happening
>GA and TA back to back
oh, they fixed the "web event not appearing on steam ver" issue
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>Now there's a shortcut in the Rin screen of TA to change your assistant lineup Thanks John Nexon
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>>1632373 discord popup
i'm going to copy the other people in my bracket. i hope i don't get dumpstered. they never seem to leave the top 10 so it must be good right?
>>1632376 Unironically, here's to hoping they start running Drills alongside raids as well. Nothing says that they can't
>>1632382 delete this post
>>1632382 fuck you
protect that smile
>>1632382 End your life
>>1632370 >>1632377 Aren't the web events finished anyways? What rewards did I miss from them?
>>1632381 Team is amazing for your opponents, the moment you use it however, youll go back to top 200.
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>>1632382 I'm saying they can't. If they do they can expect a pipe bomb in the mail in the next few days.
>>1632383 >>1632384 >>1632386 >>1632390 >Blue Archive players when they have to play Blue Archive. SAD! More gameplay for me then. If any of you were one of the fags asking for acceleration then you literally can't complain. You get what you asked for.
>>1632394 I wasn't. Just go play JP nigger
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Oh wait. This is the event with THAT Ako moment that sparked a lot of shitposting.
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Fuuka's really cute bros....
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Your fault for setting up shop in fucking gehenna man.
I can't spend AP on the event until 2x normals are over
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>>1632394 Give me more fun gameplay, not the same gamemode that I won't be able to do okay enough in because I don't have specific students in my roster
>random bullshit team is rank 11 Based
nice. both in 60. been awhile since arona hasn't spark screwed me. she gets many headpats tonight.
>>1632402 Why didn't you farm them during triple rate up?
What are the new PVP teams?
>>1632406 >even a hag lover won't raise Tomoe Based
>>1632387 30 clicks worth of shit
>>1632411 >no momoji selectable into the bin it goes.
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>This lineup still saved from the last TA Miss you Gebby. Come back soon, I now have a cMaki to do a TOR team 2.
More mobs I want to fuck
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Cheese
>>1632382 Based accelerator.
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>>1632400 she is.
sweaty mob panties on my face
accelerate faster for the FOX banner FOX event soon
>>1632409 For the next season? Since that one is less restrictive than the current, whoever is good right now continues to be good and old Champs that were kept in check like Marina, NYharuna and Iori come back with a vengeance.
>back up in time for the headpats Nice.
>>1632419 Which mob?
>>1632424 fucking how did you download 6.7GB of files so quickly?
momoi64 timeline fracture incident
>>1632426 it was only 3GB?
>>1632427 Two cakes.
>>1632426 It's been up for 40 minutes buddy
it's down
>>1632426 I have 500Mb bandwidth.
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>>1632426 time for an upgrade
>>1632426 this dude playin on starlink skull emoji
>>1632426 retardbro... im already almost done with my dailies...
>>1632426 not being on dialup helps.
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6 gigabytes???????
I feel suspicious when I look at the PvP listings and see disproportionate numbers of certain avatars. Are there really that many people who like SMiyako and PYuuka? Or is this some sort of chink cartel?
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WakaThicc
>>1632348 no headpats for this anon
So the event is just Iori molestation in disguise?
>>1632445 Ako also appears i guess
>>1632441 Only /bag/ hates Miyako. She is universally loved everywhere else.
>>1632442 >this shit art uhmmm, bro?
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Am I smoking crack or is the color for S.Shiroko's cost down darker?
>>1632380 even after I close that slop out?
>>1632447 /bag/'s hate is just reciprocal since she hates adults like us.
Wakahours sucks
>>1632447 I don't hate miyako. she's just the least interesting rabbit. which is quite the feat.
>>1632449 Clean your screen, anon.
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>>1632448 What do you mean? His art isn’t bad at all.
PLEASE DO NOT LICK IORI
>>1632456 bro.... even your id is brown
>6.7GB the fuck are they putting in porn?
Michiru has a city? or is she talking about Shizuko?
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>>1632454 It wasn't this dark before man I swear I'm not crazy.
>>1632458 You aren't making any sense, speak a language I understand.
>>1632463 >psychological effect being played him from shitroko's effect that makes the other icons brighter anon....
Finally, it's NIGENAIDE KUDASAI week. In retrospect, one of the funniest things in BA raid history was that one time they ran Kurokage GA and people realized how much of a nightmare this raid is without Hanako keeping the cat at bay. In future Kurokage GAs they need to just remove purple and let people cope with the other colors, even if Hanako still comes up in Blue.
>>1632408 When we had an event where we could farm some Eligma + decent amount of credits? This change in the schedule was the most brutal so far.
>>1632467 Blue was a joke with BHoshino and red was comfy as long as you weren't one of those retards using cHare. In fact I think purple had the lowest top INS score.
log in says free tenner, but theres nothing in my mailbox
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Pat Pat Pat
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>>1632466 Nah man look at this shit. Changing the hue was definitely part of the 6.7 gigs they just shoved down our throats without consent.
We're also getting a new PvP season? Wait what happened? how long has it been since last season? >a few hours no not that, the previous one
Waka took too many pats it's a different student's turn now
>>1632473 You're not patting her hard enough
>>1632475 The season will change when the train brats hit the game.
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ako olev
pat time except for wakamo
oh god lessons show rank now
server ded?
>/bag/ said this event sucks >just like /bag/ said Trip Trap Train sucked I do not trust your judgment anymore. This event is cool
>>1632472 You already claimed it.
>>1632472 i took it from you
thanks for maintenance moi. was fun to play prophunt/geoguesser maybe mari on sat night. we'll see
>>1632483 I thought (((we))) all lived TTT?
>>1632483 Most people said it sucks only because of that one moment with Ako.
>>1632484 a week ago, yeah. thanks john nexon
More than I expected considering it was a GA. Last TA Greg I got well over 100 borrows.
>>1632483 I don't think BA has had an event I've genuinely hated yet. that could change with pray ball. collabs don't count btw
???
>>1632483 I've never heard anyone say that Trip Trap Train was bad
>>1632496 hi Rice
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>>1632476 Which student should be patted instead? >>1632477 How about this?
>>1632487 /bag/ said it sucked during Japan release. Probably only listened to hearsay... Then global TTT got released and people here loved it. >>1632488 fucking speedreaders
I wonder what the poor Prefect Team mobs in the missions feel, as Chinatsu and Hina team up with Junko and Izumi to mow them down.
>>1632496 bad end
>>1632496 The dream is over
>>1632498 That's not Rice you stupid Sex.
>>1632500 every time. oh hey web events work on steam finally
>>1632488 which moment? Ako sux so she probably deserved it
Yeah Sensei... how can she be sure you were not bringing her to the Schale underground sex dungeon?
>>1632496 lore accurate Miyu
>>1632481 They also don't have that little animation and delay to reveal the students when you first swipe through the locations. Shit's smooth as fuck now.
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>6.7GB What the actual fuck.
>>1632483 TTT event was praised more though?
>>1632517 They probably added the high res sprites
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Good night, /bag/
>>1632514 why did they leave me brehs
>>1632521 you finally took your pills
>>1632483 If you "heard something from /bag/" and that something happened back in 4/bag/, it can be safely be dismissed as bullshit.
>>1632521 No they escaped the game to rape you in real life. You got raped in the game so now you get raped in real life.
>>1632516 noice
>>1632488 there were mostly concerns with that one tentacle scene opening up possibilities in the fanart scene personally i thought it was kinda mid. like, Juri is suddenly able to cook properly now?
>>1632517 I didn't even notice. praise gaben
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>>1632483 >>1632500 /bag/ said the Seia minigame was super hard when it came out in JP. Never trusting JP /bag/ again when they talk about events.
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>>1632522 I shouldn't have listened to Serina...
>>1632527 I'm jealous your net is fast enough to dismiss nearly 7GB as a blink and you miss it filesize
>>1632519 Koyuki still looks a bit blurry
>>1632530 Where do you live bro wtf
>>1632531 i was guessing
>>1632530 This might sound crazy to you thirdies, but here in the civilized world everything downloads in a few seconds and installs in less
>>1632532 nice try fed but I can tell you my speed's around 6.5MBps down max. most of the time it hovers around 5MBps Like, it feels way better than when I had 512KBps before the Kungflu Incident™ but I guess way lesser than the developed world
>>1632528 I mean, some of those stealth sections were indeed pretty bullshit if you were playing on a phone.
>>1632533 Well, you guessed wrong.
>>1632528 Alice has seen the light, and not the one from her sword
>>1632534 >installs in less I certainly hope so but isn't that more dependent on having a good NVMe
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I don't think I've seen a score this even before. Kinda neat. I'm not going to look up why all the speedrunners are using jkNeru (sometimes at level 1) >>1632494 as pray ball's biggest hater I think it's mostly just boring. On a similar level to nyGourmets but with literally half the roster of characters and no real interaction between them.
>>1632528 the summer tea party minigame is piss easy btw
Surely she's talking about Sensei (me)
>>1632541 >ichika with no cost reduction sounds like hell
Ok... this is great
>>1632535 >6.5MBps Going by the second half of your post I assume you meant 6.5MB/s. 6.5Mbps would be about 0.8MB/s and that just sounds tragic.
>>1632535 >nice try fed damn I couldn't get which undeveloped country he lives in it's over
Sorry, Sena. I tried.
>>1632546 SHE FUCKING SNAPPED
First time I hear the new voice for Cherino. Also, it has been a while since I had her on duty, I forgot how mucxh I liked the song for her l2d.
These forced phase changes on lower difficulties are annoying. Back when niggerman first ran as I TA, I was a newfag who barely managed Extreme, so I didn't notice it at the time. Kind of makes me miss Binah.
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>>1632542 I trust Fubuki implicitly.
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>>1632545 She oneshotted each phase, and the transition gave enough time to use the second EX. Obviously slower than the typical method but I'm taking it easy right now.
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>>1632402 I dunno man. There's gems on the box gacha and it goes up to 8. Am I really gonna be safe skipping a whole week?
>>1632517 That's the size of Juri's fat tits.
>>1632541 >borrowed Kisaki
>>1632556 Yes because everything after box 8 is crap. And the event shop is just so-so.
>>1632547 I always thought it was MBps for megabytes, and Mbps for megabits. Not necessarily straight MB/s but yeah a 15GB~ download takes anything from an hour or two, depends on the quality of stream I get from the ISP. At least I don't have to wait a week for Skyrim anymore Blue Archive
>>1632541 >why all the speedrunners are using jkNeru Because if you're buffing S.Hanako with C.Hare and Kisaki, you need to use one more EX to bring S.Hanako's gauge to over 100% for the attack buff and extra charge. U.Neru does that for free because S.Shiroko brings her EX cost to 0.
>>1632549 jelly
>>1632554 wait that's illegal you're not supposed to do that
Canon size Rio
>no nagoose yet so I can't do a cheeky lore accurate clear sigh
Fang
>>1632566 >properly white fang nice skin fangs are SHIT
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>>1632558 I'm saving resources right now. She only just spooked me. >>1632561 Forgot her EX was 1. Makes sense.
>get two basketball hoops from the chamber The crafting chamber is ballin'?
Which students would be the best mothers?
> New ministory > need at least one tea party member The fuck is this, Nexon?
>>1632574 >The fuck is this, Nexon? It's a new ministory which requires at least one Tea Party member.
wait when the fuck did they add web events to steam?
>>1632549 How much do you pay for your internet? Mine is about $25 with unlimited data but sadly, a static IP.
>>1632573 Hinata Kuroko Hasum—actually, the kids would probably starve Mimori Kaede Hina Chinatsu Hanae Serina Serika
>>1632541 The missing piece >>1632561 is elaving out is that no matter how much damage SHanako does, the phase change comes with immortality, so you will always need to use her EX twice. That's why the water gauge needs the charge.
>>1632519 from what I can tell the sprites are unchanged. Didn't do a full look at the roster but the couple of blurry ones I remembered are still blurry.
>>1632576 Today
>>1632576 Just now.
>>1632573 that is a FAT wolf
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>>1632571 >hinaturd posts shit, without being asked to.
>>1632575 thanks chise
Never give up, change your investment strategy if it doesn't work.
After reading the event i can safely say that it is not as bad a people made is sound back when it came out in JP. The story is mid tho, I feel it a few things were a bit rushed and it could have benefited a lot from expanding on certain things, maybe a couple of encounter with the pancake before the final battle. Since it's doing references to horror movies and resident evil, It would have been nice if at some point the girls had to take different ways, could have added a sense of mystery or horror to it. Much better if this whole stuff happened at night. Sena feels a bit odd. Not because she's out of character, but rather the fact that she just happen to be free for no reason. I understand this makes it easier for the plot, but I'd have liked some sort of background for her too, just like with Juri. 6/10 for me. Not because it's a bad event, but it definetly needed something extra. it has some funny moments and I'm really glad they brought in the rest of the prefect team, since Hina is a bit overdone at this point. It was nice seeing Ako getting bullied, something I much love to see. Chinatsu and Iori having more of a participation was also nice. Fuuka could have used a few more dialogues, she was just reacting to stuff and I forgot she was there at certain points.
>>1632573 Shun seems like the logical choice, even if there is the chance, given that she already works with little kids and looks after a significantly younger little sister, that having kids of her own could be too much for her and cause (even more) burnout.
>>1632584 It appears Hina's fang has led to some controversy...
>>1632577 It's a bundle plan for phones/internet/tv so I can't really say. I'd assume about $60-$70 for 1 gig up/down, dynamic IPs. I'm just glad the few ISP's in my area aren't complete shit
>>1632589 Shun would just crash out, drink the potion and leave her kids with Shanhaijing's CPS
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I am the event theme's biggest fan. I liked since it was revealed in JP. No one likes this theme more than me. NY Juri when
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are there whales in global crazy enough to max cSena and put her on borrows tomorrow?
I get to use them this fight? Nice!
>>1632594 Why not use Koharu
>>1632593 Now that they've run out of NY alts to release they need to do another NY event.
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>>1632573 Fubuki seems to be pretty good at wrangling kids as seen in the best chapter of Say-BING! "Playing with Children!"
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coom in doom rope in hope good morning /bag/
>>1632599 We have Swimsuit Izumi so when are we getting Swimsuit Akari and Haruna?
>>1632587 It felt like what should've been a mini or group story stretched out into an actual event. Also the way they handled Juri was lame. They had one good scene with her in chapter 1 so I thought they might flesh her out but no, they still don't explain her curse or really use her as anything but a plot device. The story had much more of Sena than Juri
>>1632599 They made up shit for camp Veritas and pyjama, they will do it again. No more yukata alts for you.
Is the color for discounted ex skill numbers different now or am I tripping?
>>1632602 Hopefully never ever
>>1632602 >Swimsuit Akari Sensei's chances of getting raped on the beach are already way, way, way too high even without adding Akari to the mix.
>>1632602 Oi, don't exclude her. >>1632604 Yukata alts will come back, I believe...
>>1632463 >>1632605 Reset your router, did you, schizo?! yeah it did, actually
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>>1632590 The only controversy is the face attached to the fang you posted.
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>>1632610 Heehee watch this shit.
>>1632608 Sorry I forgot about her
Never mind. I don't want more jamboree content.
>>1632607 Higher. HIGHER.
>>1632615 That's one thing we could all agree on at the very least
>>1632614 >>1632615 >>1632618 Sometimes I can't tell if you people actually hate Junko or it's just a bit.
she's so beautiful holy shit
Fuuka's outfit looks really good
Are we rolling or not?
I thought Kivotos liked Senseimilk...
>>1632624 hahahahahahahahaha
>>1632619 When in doubt just believe in whatever /bag/ says
>>1632622 For Fuuka next year
So since the SRT were like SWAT or GIGN or whatever, Valkyrie are cops, and the GSC are the feds...does Kivotos have a military? Also, is there an air force school? Highlander is trains, Odyssey is ships...we just need a plane school unless there's one and I forgot it
>>1632624 Ako is not pure anymore...
>>1632567 bitch i said go away
>>1632624 so was it ntr
Roll cowards
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>>1632619 /bag/ are tsunderes
>>1632635 I did a ten roll on each of their banners and got nothing, clearly Arona hates me and the rates are rigged by Nexon.
>>1632619 Just like modern art it's up to interpretation.
>>1632635 don't worry nexon intern, I'll spark twice just for you
Sena is really cute but I'll just use Achuko.
>>1632629 I consider Kaiser as the military force around Kivitos. They have a partnership with the defense council (or whatever the section Kaya is in charge of), too
>>1632635 not compromising the dSaori stash, sorry bozo
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>>1632635 >D. Aru rerun next month >and the week after that, Shupos Sorry but I gotta save my pulls.
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bros, I got the japanese dog (new) in 30 pulls. I can already tell I'll need a lot of stamina plapping her in missionary while tongue kissing. too bad I can't do her valentines since I spent all the currency already and I have none of those passes left
>>1632602 Swimsuit Haruna is like, the weakest alt design of the dozens of potential designs Haruna already has revealed out there. On the other side I always liked the sNeru design from that batch. Way better than what we got with JKNeru. On that anni Seia and Rio should have been FES, Asuna and Karin the 100 pulls and no welfare at all.
>>1632648 There's a swimsuit Haruna...?
>>1632619 Unlike the Miyako hate, we only insult Junko as a joke. I have a fair bit of affection for her since she helped me a lot when I was a low level, before I was able to farm Iori.
anyone remember what the next GayEffDee is?
>>1632650 There's probably some random colab art that has her in a swimsuit idk though
>>1632624 Ako's not my favourite student, but I don't like this sort of joke with any of them.
>filtered my own post trying to delete it im just gonna get off for the night, fuck this shit
Every time I check, my plat status goes down little by little. Just let me have this one.
>>1632650 >>1632653 He's probably talking about the one from that official artwork they had for one of the summers. It had Mitcher flipping a skateboard and shit
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>>1632653 Those don't count, man.
>>1632650 >>1632653 probably talking about this one
>>1632651 I don't think we should bully any of our students, push them too far and you know what will happen.
>>1632662 >Gehenners and Trinities together that aside, aren't these kinds of commemorative illustrations glorified fanart? I know they're official since they're most likely commissioned by Nexon, but still
>>1632662 It's not a bad design at all, but chances are they'll go for a different design if they actual do go ahead and give Haruna a swimsuit alt. I mean Hinata got a way better design for her actual swimsuit than in that image.
How does the cafe owner know Fuuka's phone number?
>>1632662 I like that Hinatas swimsuit in that piece made an appearance again in the artbook.
>>1632668 Does MX have a back fetishist in their ranks?
>>1632671 >Does MX have a healthy, straight male in their ranks? I think it's a pretty safe bet.
still remember of what Junko's VA did to Mitsuhiro Ichiki (that gameplay corner on streams dude)
>>1632662 Oh, so that's where that Neru design comes from. I always liked it but didn't know why artists had largely standardized on it. Is that also the origin of that Mitcher outfit? I don't know if she appeared in the event SIzuna had a banner for; I haven't actually read that one properly yet.
>>1632671 > Barely any back l2d No. I can recall Iori's 2 L2D and if you stretch far enough, Neru's 2 L2D, but that's it.
>6.7GB What the FUCK John Nexon. This shit hotel wifi capped at 10Mbps is going to take forever.
>>1632676 Did she punch him?
>>1632676 I hear Kanemoto HIsako is kind of a cunt what did she do
>>1632676 she fucking punched him
>>1632675 Muchuki...
>>1632677 What are you doing here then? Go read the story Sensei.
>>1632683 >>1632675 lick back back lick pero pero
>>1632679 Use your phone data
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>>1632683 The dress alts are so fucking good man I cannot be trusted to be a responsible teacher in front of my students.
>>1632686 >downloading 6.7GB off phone data bro, your wallet...
>kicked back to title screen while doing niggercat WHAT THE FUCK
>>1632667 Funniest part is that the original version didn't have Mitcher's tail or Haruna's wing accessory iirc
Uhhh
>>1632686 I have limited data because FUCK the data jews
>>1632688 Don't you have a data plan with like 10GB minimum per month?
SERVER DOWN! SERVER DOWN!
>>1632690 Oh so it wasn't just me. Ahem...LET ME IN
works on my machine
>>1632694 DAMN BITCH GET YOUR FAT FUCKING TITS OUT OF THE WAY
nevermind...
Welp, that's my sign to go to bed. Goodnight.
>>1632697 They exist but I aint paying $10 a month just for extra gigs on my phone
>>1632603 Yeah that was another bad point. As soon as Sena appeared Juri was completely overshadowed and didn't really do anything until the very end. There could have expanded a bit more on the lesser known aspects of certain clubs or characters like they usually do in these events, but this didn't have much about it and, overall, Juri ended up in the same spot as she was before except that she can now cook but we don't know what's different
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Thank god I am still at work, cannot download any game data and thus cannot experience EOS.
>>1632699 MY TICKET AAAAAAAAAA I expect 24000 apologems for this.
I still havent claimed my cafe ap.
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Did they broke something with an update or is it just me? Everything worked fine yesterday
>>1632706 No one cares about Juri I like Juri but we gotta be honest and I get it. Events like this are a perfect chance to let underdogs shine, to give them a popularity boost but probably even Nexon doesn't care about her
>>1632710 Everything was working just fine until 2 minutes ago.
I forgot to headpat my students I forgot to do kurocat I forgot to claim the ap I was hoarding that expires in 5 minutes
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>>1632707 >gookako >working You're not fooling anyone.
>>1632714 and now you never will...
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>>1632667 Kind of, but they also double as a testing ground for concepts with no obligation to bring them forwards. See Hinata's concept art in >>1632670 >>1632668 Yeah I doubt any of them will be actual in-game sprites, unless they give up and can't figure something out for Michiru's first alt. Mostly just a fun little grab-bag of students doing a summer thing. I prefer that kind of art to the somewhat tired "we took the volume protagonist girls and grouped them together again" stuff.
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1952642302419280153 >While the patch is in progress, you can still engage in gameplay.
Now that EOS finally happened and the dust is settled what did we think about Blue Archive™ the epic anime rpg?
>>1632719 was lright,
>>1632719 It needed more tiddies but it was aight
AIEEEEEEE LET ME BACK IN!
>>1632719 I didn't liked it
No, seriously. I was used a ticket. This isn't funny Kim.
>>1632711 I like Juri tho, and while I understand that she's not the most interesting or important character out there, I feel she still deserves to have some more screen time as well as some sort of explanation to whatever is going on with her and food. it's these kind of things that worries me about the few left behind students like Suzumi and Shimiko. I'd love to see more about them and shine for a minute or two, but if they pull something similar to the treatment Juri had in this event, then it's gonna be a bittersweet event for me
>>1632719 At least I got to rape Kisaki before the live service ended
>>1632719 A solid 8/10 but I feel like they could have let the game run for longer if they just added sex
>>1632725 This is often how gacha games do after a while. Focus on the popular units, give some crumbs for older ones once in a while, and maybe throw in new characters here and there
>>1632719 I wish Hoshino and Hina got more alts. I'm sick of Suzumi and Shimiko alts and now the game's dead.
>>1632719 The rates were garbage
>>1632730 I think itd be cool if suzumi went full punisher with her alt or something that leans more into vigilante stuff
>>1632719 pretty good
I want to sell Kazusa to the Chinese
What happened I just woke up
>>1632740 Blue archive is over
Progress!
>>1632741 finally... freedom...
Time to play detective. Who or what caused EOS?
>>1632734 Whatever direction they take, I hope they do her some justice and also hire Empew again. inb4 part time alt
if BA genuinely ended—or when, rather, what would you guys do? just reminiscence on the good times, maybe rewatch events or the story on Youtube? Do one last Moi64?
>>1632746 me. I ate the server cables.
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>>1632746 I blame Fuuka. First her birthday, now her event. Suspicious.
>>1632746 I blame Otogi for this.
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>>1632747 >inb4 part time alt well you've got 50/50 odds I think Suzumi is more popular and will be spared what Juri and Sumire got. We'll just have to see what Shimiko gets.
>>1632748 I'd be finally free. BA is definitely gonna be the last weeb thing I'm investing in
>>1632746 Not enough WakaContent, everyone quit
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While we wait for the servers to unfuck themselves, how about we post something funny 1* reviews?
>>1632746 No one said Bing, causing a Bing overflow
>>1632711 She has fun hair and after I play with her hair and she relaxes and becomes confident in her cooking I will eat said cooking and pass out with a smile on my face. I like every student who isn't as popular though so I digress.
>>1632757 Nah I actually feel for this guy. That would suck and if I was a new player I would quit too
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For me it's Pikaman in Turkey.
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Good morning /bag/.
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>>1632758 I never took you for a liar, cheese. I'm VERY disappointed in you, young lady. >>1631803 >>1631805 >>1631991 >>1632333 >>1632310 >>1632368 >>1632600
>>1632748 I refuse to think about crossing that bridge.
>>1632763 weren't turks drk skinned?
>>1632765 Not enough bing
>>1632768 Chiseia
>>1632757 this strikes too close to home.
>>1632748 Just move on. I still have Blue Protocol, Azur Promilia, and Stella Sora to look forward to
>>1632748 Laughing at you /bag/gots before i disappear off this site forever.
>>1632771 but does it Specials close to home?
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Wait, what happened?
>>1632764 guten morgen
>>1632775 Kaede ate the server cables.
>>1632775 servers went down so people who were still logged in got owned, not me cause I finished everything I wanted to do then closed the game
>>1632775 Pikaman broke out of jail and kamikaze'd the BA servers in his final act of revenge
>>1632780 >global version and not JP What a fucking faggot, even in his last moment he was still a fag
>>1632748 Play it on a private server occasionally. >>1632754 Yeah I'm hoping for a good Shimiko alt too. Maybe have her momotalks slightly more focused on her strength. >>1632775 Pikaman sabotaged the server by tipping over the milk crate it's on.
>>1632748 I would still check out new art and fap to the porn. Would an IP like BA really die out though? Even if the game EOS'd I could see a spin-off or a franchise happening. >>1632777 shuro rape
>>1632784 I can see it leaving behind a legacy or something like what Vocaloids did personally i keep on checking for halos now
>>1632748 I would remember the lessons that I taught my students, but also the lessons the students taught me.
>>1632748 I will walk away from weebshit for good like >>1632755, I don't think there will ever be a game for men like Blue Archive.
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Post food that would make Haruna kill you, Sensei, if you served it to her
>>1632784 It made the gook gave up their blood so Nexon will defintely not letting it die easily. BA theme onahole soon.
>an hour long maintenance come on
>end maintenance early >have to do emergency maintenance nice job idiots
>>1632789 She'd eat this one if it had (you)r meat on it
My Stamina was full, I'm so fucking mad
Oh great it's /ck/ time again.
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Speaking of foodgore, remember dishwasher potato?
>>1632798 the fuck is wrong with Americans
EMERGENCY
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>misread salmon as potato Damn I'm stupid.
If the game never comes back you'll never see Miyako again
>>1632804 >Pouring on the handle
>>1632806 At least name a good student like Kaede
>>1632793 nigga what the fuck are you doing holy shit
>>1632793 tbf we're already full of microplastics
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>>1632793 Total Fubuki death...
Unplanned jig session https://jiggie.fun/qd3cHy
>>1632812 nah I'd eat this one
was gonna propose a hunger games session but alas
>>1632798 i mean if it works i guess this is the same nation that fried eggs on a car
>>1632814 Aw hell yeah!
>>1632789 Gotta go for the classics.
>>1632793 I once left a plastic spoon in a stew I was cooking and had to eat it that way because I didn't have anything else to eat. I've never feel the same since that
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>>1632812 It was alright (very oily and unhealthy yes but that's an american pizza) until he poured the oil used to cook the meat into that squeeze bottle and mixed it with whatever was in there originally.
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>/ck/ posting (forma omega autismo) is back well, better than nothing i guess
>>1632822 I'd ate the Powerade Pasta but what the fuck is everything else? I'm all for fried plantains with ketchup but normal bananas are just NASTY with it
>>1632825 Oh shit I missed that. I aint eating it in that case but pizza with copious amounts of pepperoni is fine
>>1632822 That's banana and ??? with ketchup?
>>1632830 Steak. Cooked well-done, of course.
>>1632832 Is steak with ketchup considered bad?
>>1632833 Yes, ketchup is considered bad in general.
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Sexy gamers.
>>1632822 also what the fuck. that's the exact Keyboard I have
>>1632834 Must be an European thing
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would you?
>>1632822 I love Sweet Sundae Ramen. It just keeps going.
>>1632838 That shit's heinous. Shit makes starvation look like a scrumptious meal Shit makes Juri's shit look like gourmet shit
>>1632838 Hey, as long as it was cooked in an oven. At least there's no surstromming.
>>1632838 I'd try one bite
>downloading an update >"maintenance in progress" popup appears what the fuck, let me download the update first
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There's no good combination of words that can describe this other than a mess.
its up
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>>1632838 We know who did this. It probably isn't that terrible but who the fuck invented this?
>>1632849 The Swedes
>>1632846 Haruna would make what Fat Shiroko did a joke if she saw this. >started BA as I was typing this >Haruna was the one to say "Buru Akaibu" on the starting screen WTF?!
>>1632846 If instead of a meat patty that was a brownie in between the oreos and cheese that would be some greatly unhealthy desert
>>1632848 >it's real Seia lost
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Motherfuckers, you can't start /ck/ posting and not post IT.
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Perhaps a fresher burger is more to your liking?
>>1632855 ayieeee bro leave some eggs for Kayoko and Shun
>>1632856 Now this is just gore.
>>1632855 How does he get out?
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>>1632833 Yes, ketchup with steak is bad. Ketchup has its uses but steak is absolutely not one of them. That image is basically /ck/'s nightmare. >>1632839 It really is great.
if you really want to foodposting, at least post the good one
>>1632859 warp pipe under his feet.

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Gehenna GOURMET Cafe
240 pyro. yeah ill take it.
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>>1632855 This is a good excuse for me to post something closer to /fit/ but still a gastronomic nightmare.
>>1632866 Kek also, is the yolks vs white shit real or was it some fitness meme that overstayed its welcome? I always eat the whole egg
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I fucking love /ck/ hours.
>>1632871 what's wrong with the coffee
>>1632872 It's sausage water.
>>1632866 No. One. Has heart problems like Gaston! Shits himself like Gaston!
>>1632874 oh ew
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Damn, it's way later than I thought. I need to go to bed. Good night, /ck/ /bag/.
>>1632871 that Pie and mash looks quite okay >jellied eel i'm kinda curious with how does it taste
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>>1632856 We're posting food that are properly cooked or prepared so at least it wouldn't kill you through food poisoning. They're just weird combinations that no one does for a good reason. Might as well post a live cow if you're going that route.
>>1632871 I'd try pie and mash and is that mint sauce or did someone grind the peas into a liquid? Jellies eels look horrendous though, jelly in general should be limited to deserts.
>>1632871 >Jellied Eels >Toast Sandwich >Stargazy Pie >FAGGOTS why are bongs like this?
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>>1632867 To be honest, I don't really know. I do know that chicken and egg are good proteins for their cost, though.
nigga forgot about beans
>lost my niggercat ticket It's fucking over. I'll never forgive Nexon for this.
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sweet sundae ramen
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>>1632885 How do you fuck up Hardcore?
>>1632881 It's "liquor" which in the context of pie and mash is a parsley-based sauce.
>>1632883 >Indians that's cheating bro ...was that fucking shit he put on the fish?
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you're such a fatass, Sensei.
>>1632888 By the server going into maintenance just as I was doing it.
>>1632890 Yes, he took shitty cooking rather literal. I decided to balance that out with the best foodporn I have from Indian street food.
>>1632894 I'd say to nuke India but those fuckers would tank the radiation
>>1632867 The yolks are high in fat so turbo autists exclude them to maximize the calorie-protein ratio or to not just straight up destroy your heart when you consume an ungodly amount of eggs.
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gonna get use out of this I feel
>/bag/ is reminding me to watch picrel Please, I don't want to suffer.
>>1632867 Meme. My mom is a nutritionist and one thing she hammered in my head since I was young is that you should never cut anything entirely from your diet. You could reduce/increase certain things to reach specific results but if you don't know what you're doing stick to a balanced diet.
>>1632896 36 eggs is wild so I'm guessing most niggas don't have to worry about that
Post your wife or a sexy Seia before thread EoS.
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The Sex
>>1632882 Jellies/aspics and pies are not exclusive to the English. Those sorts of things were standard means of preservation before refrigeration. Encasing the food in jelly is like a pre-industrial version of a tin can.
>>1632903 Normally I enjoy gigantic overflowing tiddies but something about itty bitties peeking like this makes me feral
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sexy stingy Kike anal loving Wife
wait you're telling me I gotta download 3.8GB via Steam, then another 6.7GB in-game what the fuck Nexon
>>1632882 >Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal (especially pork, and traditionally pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon) mixed with herbs and sometimes bread crumbs It's just a funny name
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I myself am fond of Mimori and her massives Mimories.
>>1632908 I never saw that 6.7GB popup, I think that's just phones/emulators?
I won't forgive sMika for making mMomoi a suboptimal pick, I love how goofy she is.
>forgot charger at home >the update is fucking massive my headpats...
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>>1632867 fitbro meme any sort of extreme diet (one hundred billion eggs counts as one) is an autist trying to optimize at the expense of their actual health
>>1632917 reminds me of when people would overconsume onions to increase test
>>1632711 She's cute and I like her and there's a lot you could do with Juri but the writers keep insisting making her a one-note gag character. I honestly wanted a "summoner" alt for her
I DON'T USE CHERINO ENOUGH TO QUICKLY GET USED TO HER NEW VOICE IT'S GONNA BE JARRING EVERY TIME NOW
Thought on Cringeno new VA?
I wouldn't know!
>>1632924 Haven't heard in game I liked her as Sara
>>1632924 >doling out demerits Fucking Scott. Did Global get the new Cherino voice early?
>>1632924 From the little I heard her "PURGE" line doesn't have enough aggression in it for me.
>>1632923 Is it that much different? I remember someone recorded all her old lines so I'll have to look for it but I imagine her new VA would at least imitate her old voice as much as possible, right?
>>1632924 its not bad. but it doesn't deliver on the anger she should have. too cutesy about it.
>>1632924 >height 4'2" god, imagine
>>1632924 They wasted her for Cherino She would've been a good fit for Kuzunoha
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>>1632921 Yep, they pop up all the time. Always the same sort of shit. And it's always some kind of shortcut or simplification because keeping a good diet requires dedication and casual fitbros (who are the market for those weird fad diets) want easier methods.
>>1632927 Yes, 6 GB for Cherino new VA
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EOS COME ON EOS COME ON EOS COME ON ALREADY
>>1632934 God damn, the moment she becomes my student I am feeding her a burger
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>>1632937 Yes, End Of Seia.
>>1632936 why does the game randomly require to fucking redownload itself every other update?
>>1632929 Like the others are saying, she's not angry enough I definitely can get used to the other lines like her L2D ones and such but when the most common thing I've listened to are her normal skill + ex skill you will notice a difference
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>>1632939 Gaylord.
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Eroticism of Seia
>>1632915 mMoimoi would still see use in purple wakaboat at least, r-right?
whar?
>>1632947 the students have graduated
>>1632947 lol, this nigga's name is Iris


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