What took you so long

child

>>1635618 hour* I can feel my mental state deteriorating

I love child. Sexually.

How would Jack Bauer fare as Sensei? We already have John Wick Sensei

Who in Abydos loves Sensei the most? Hoshino 1d100 = 23 Shiroko 1d100 = 34 Shiroko Terror 1d100 = 89 Serika 1d100 = 30 Ayane 1d100 = 14 Nonomi 1d100 = 44 Yume 1d100 = 61

Chokmah done for the month. Don't leave it for the last minute.

>>1635629 Ayane has fucking had it with me...

>>1635629 based and true >Yume on 2nd She didn't even meet Sensei

>>1635629 Yume is dead and not my student, get her outta here.

>>1635630 Cheese...

>>1635632 But she did, I heard the voice in my head

Rolling for midomo ID

>>1635626 Sumire should have a bit of muscle. Not Akemi-tier but the gymcel student shouldn't be a 90lb stick.

>>1635617 THE CHILDS

Rolling for any ID (I love all my precious students).

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>1635629 I WILL make fat Shiroko smile

Bing🎵

>>1635637 Acceptable outcome

>>1635633 >>1635632 >Met her in a dream world She is our student. We'll bring her to the main universe or die trying!

I demand purple

rolling

Is the blur script working for you guys? Mine doesn't have "+" sign anymore.

Next event in JP should be golf

>>1635648 It's technically purple.

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1635638 the only super odd part about her sprite is that her legs are almost comically thin. But you typically only see students above the waist so I'm a bit more forgiving of that.

>>1635648 Lucky bastard.

>>1635652 Works fine on my machine.

>>1635652 I bet you are using firefox.

w i d e

>>1635652 For me it's << sign >>1635661 I'm on firefox as well and it's working fine

Remember that time when Kirino raped you?

>>1635653 >Water skip and hole in one Ain't no fucking way shit like this occured in real life. This is some anime-type of scenario.

>>1635665 I wish it would happen again.

>>1635656 Yeah that stuck out which is weird since that's the only place where women can actually build decent mass and it looks the best

>>1635629 The results of this poll are bot to my liking and therefore rigged.

coom in doom rope in hope good morning /bag/

>>1635671 >bot

>>1635656 I feel like that's just a thing with the art style in the game where the legs (and butt) are thin and not really emphasized all that much.

>>1635665 Good times

Have we accelerated again? If so, by how much? I remember it was 3 weeks last time.

>>1635681 4 weeks.

>>1635664 I try on .se and the script work just fine, seems to be another .moe issue again, auto-refresh broke and thread freeze.

>>1635683 B-but I'm on .moe

>>1635683 Try ctrl f5

>>1635629 Looking again I just realized that, aside from Yume who is a bit of an exception to begin with, Shiroko Teller is over DOUBLE the score of everyone else.

>>1635647 >our >we

>>1635686 Already did, everything on .moe still freezing. >no unblur [+] button on top right >script only blur post >ID post counts stop working I don't know if Hare anon still here to ask for helps.

>testing lunatic teams >realistically no real way to deal meaningful damage outside of two teams this is literally just unskilled body throwing once you use up rio, ako, kisaki and himari as every other buffer is too weak and/or too expensive. sure i have a left team of all ue40 renge, kasumi, yukari and ichika, but these 4 dps on one team do 10m damage tops when all they can get buffed by at this point is kotama, compared to each hanako team, with hanako as the sole dps, doing minimum 40m damage. there is already a huge issue of purple aoe options being both laughably shit compared to hanako, and few in number, but this raid cannot be 2 turned unless youre cheating, and there isnt much interesting strategy after using the two strong teams in proceeding to throw off color students over and over until you mop up the remaining hp. i am going to clear tomorrow, but i wont like it or feel good about it.

>>1635676 nah it's mostly just an artist thing. Some are good with legs, others aren't. the best example I can give you as a comparison; >>1635670 if Sumire had any collab art at all we'd probably see some proper legs, but it is what it is

Need Neru GF.

I bet Nagisa smells really good

Data downloading is up on JP.

it's up

>gookako >aislop Name a better duo

>>1635698 suck my pp faggot

IT'S UP.

time to SAY BING bros

> Rerun Bing > Re Bing > Rabing I see.

>>1635694 Roast chicken...

>>1635705 WHAT THE FUCK

Hanae, deploy emergency titties. I need a paizuri stat

OOOOOOHHHHHH I'M GONNA BIIIIIIIIIIING I'M BINGIIIIIIINGGGGGG *bings* guh...phew....now that was some goooood bing!

ako olev >>1635698 look at the big mouth on the mute fox

>gookako makes a post >thread fucking dies

Let me sleep, cracker.

>>1635716 Nigga not everyone here is sleep-deprived like you.

>>1635716 it's still too early, like what do you even want ?

Shut up, Ako.

I'm still preparing myself to do Kurokage

>>1635719 But it's, 10:30am.

>>1635725 Live and learn. All the people asking for Konoka after bluefes right away are insane.

Good morning /bag/.

I'm more Lunatic to be honest with you senpai.

You know what raids actually need? A QoL to make it impossible to buff certain students with specific EXs. Just set who you want as unbuffable and you can just use Auto or not have to worry about actually targeting the damn thing.

Would you Seia's elf counterpart?

>>1635725 I really wanted to roll for sYukari but I had to skip since I sparked Niya. Midomo is cute, but I'm glad I skipped since I ended up having to double spark FES

>Wah wah i can't roll bacause le blufes LOL.

>>1635729 Unironically a skill issue. Lose some fat in your fingers bro.

>>1635726 I'll be lucky if I can even get Summer Kanna afterwards.

anon told me I get attacked so many times a day because my team shows weakness and I indeed had Kuroko in slot 1, so when I changed to Hoshino it went from 10+ defenses to like 2 a day. That's really surprising because personally I prefer to attack people who have Hoshino in slot 1 as opposed to random bullshit I'm unprepared for

oi

>check pvp >deranked >but not out of top 100 Nice. That means I get to use all tickets in 10 hours and not now.

>>1635727 Good morning. Post Haruna69.jpg

>>1635733 What do you have against basic QoL?

>>1635638 Sumire is like those ego lifters who only ape for the highest weights and only end up being super skinny.

Huh, its wednesday

>>1635617 wow with C Sena INS is too easy now

Fuck, Onsen club in Challenge EX hits way too hard.

>>1635741 Hey man I love QoL changes as much as the next guy but just disabling 3/4 Strikers from being buffed just so you can just use auto is a little too much. What's next, auto-target DPS EX skills to hit the most enemies as possible so all the raids can be auto-d as well? BA already has damn near zero gameplay man, let them keep a few skill checks at the very least.

Sena help my chest feels funny and my boner won't go down.

>>1635751 Torment raids already require a whole lot of other shit like critfishing, timing, animation cancelling. Making it impossible to miscast your buffs would make things a lot less difficult so I don't see why you would be against it. Some raids like Goz used to be extremely difficult to cast buffs on the specific student until they gave us the left-handed UI and reworked the whole damn rework of his stage. Students often group up a lot in Limit Break raids and when some EX skills have a very tiny window from cast to damage, you need those buffs up immediately, not having to spend extra time making sure you don't cast it on the wrong person and force a reset would go along the way. I don't think making it easier to use your buffers is going to detract from the gameplay in any meaningful way honestly.

>>1635757 I should really proofread my posts before I post them.

Beautiful eyes.

>>1635760 > new ID Guess I'm green now.

>>1635760 >>1635761

Stop changing IDS nigger

I invested in Atsuko just for her to essentially be useless in Insane

>>1635762 God hates green so I guess I'm purple now.

>>1635764 Atsuko is only useless in Torment and Lunatic. Ue40 Atsuko can still work on Insane.

>>1635766 She's 3* (I'm not using eligma)

>>1635757 But it fundamentally really isn't different than whiffing your D.Hina shot in Kaiten or missing one target out of all of the ones you should fit with S.Hanako's squirt in Niggercat, since those can force a reset too. It really entirely is user error instead of some other things that I agree like the whole Goz rework you mentioned. Especially with the Steam client, it's never been easier to not fuck up your aim so there's no excuse. Hell, I still prefer playing on my fuckass phone and I still fuck up a buff here and there but I tank that shit and reset. I'd much prefer they improve the student AI's pathing to, for example. not group up so much to avoid a potential wrong buff in the first place. Words words words I need "work" at my j*b....

>>1635768 Gogee creampie..

>>1635775 that is one sexy nuts very thin waist though

Look at this sexy raiser instead

Stolen JFD team, basically heal the scarecrow then AoE

>>1635782 Gahgeegagooger

>>1635773 I mean you're not wrong, raids are just potential user error stacked on top of more potential user error. But I feel like when it comes down to the DPS portion of the raid, you have more time. Once you've lined up things you've got a fraction of a second to get those two buffs up on your SHanako before the hose goes off. I miss shit sometimes but I feel lining up the DPS EX is still the easiest part of the DPS rotation to me. In the vast majority of cases you'd only miss the buffs if you're retarded but there's just a few cases where two dumbasses are standing way too close to each other that fuck things up. There's been a few times where I clearly clicked closer to the student I wanted to buff but it buffed the other one instead because fuck me I guess. Seeing as I'm complaining about raids, other QoL we desperately need are: >EX order for all 6 skills instead of just 3 >a fucking text search in the borrows list >a 'last used borrows' section at the top >a toggle to show all debuffs/buffs above a student instead of just 4 at a time (please don't tell me I can just press ESC, I already know) >a way to shuffle your formation without having to go back to the lobby and reborrow your borrow and set your EX order all over again

Not the best clear but I'm happy that I'm able to use Renge regardless

>>1635780 oh right JFD i donut wanna do it

>will take responsibility for me >Oppresses subhumans >Oppresses robots >Wants to blow up kousagi park Finally, a student for me.

Surprisingly resilient team against hanako+shun comp, pardon the shitty music

>>1635794 size limit

https://x.com/BANPRE_PZ/status/1953003144541290817?t=RcxTzekzwvVvnTUzLBH9Pw&s=19 Rio tits get bigger on every collab.

>>1635796 >Sk*llman Rio would never

>>1635796 That's because I started feeding her.

>>1635796 you mean Noa Rio's tits have already been huge

Sex in Kivotos is very Kivotos. >Sensei the normal human gets fed an immortality elixir for extreme sex performance >Students are innately strong and will go until they get tired out but the aforementioned elixir means sensei still has energy and fucks them until their halo turns off and then some

momoi' budding breasts....

>>1635794 >>1635795 That's Nuts. Also that Tsubaki taunt led to the fastest Neru EX ever.

>>1635796 >>1635798 >same one as Azoos Is Skullman the autism choice?

>>1635775 Cute nuts, nigga

Can someone remind me what blue team works for cockmah? I forgor.

>>1635796 Cute Koyu- >spats Sex Koyuki

Antikythera.

>>1635796 >Rio is a Skullman enjoyer Pick another Momofriend I don't want Skullman to be associated with cringe

>>1635794 >>1635795 I tried out Natsu before this and she seemed promising, but I seem to just be luckier with offense instead of defense. I'm very glad to see that she's a viable, if not strange, pick.

>>1635796 One Yuuka with the premium mediums please.

>>1635809 Have S.Saori and Reijo or just copy a team from the rentry. Or here https://kamigame.jp/bluearchive/page/339785976148705237.html

I'll forever be stuck in extreme hell

>>1635816 I've used this team because I remember people used something like this but I don't know where I could squeeze in Reijo. Also, at most I'm doing floor 74.

>>1635818 Fuck, forgot to CTRL+V

>>1635819 Rider Shiroko is used because of her atk down Ex, if you are confident that Kuroko can survive floor 74 then replace R.Shiroko with Reijo.

Kansha~ Not doing INS today, too lazy.

>>1635820 Last time Cockmah killed my Reijo while trying to do just that.

>>1632990 Posting Suou every day until she gets added Day 106

>>1635822 >last time mah cockmah killed mah reijo that's one nasty cockmah

Playable when?

When you can't even say my name Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? Go on, call my name I can't play this game, so I ask again Will you say my name? Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? Or have I become invisible?

>>1635828 Read first line and can't read the others because I keep thinking that it's supposed to end with "THAT'S AOMORI!"

>>1635796 >veritas getting chibigurumis WHAT NO FAIR

>>1635831 Millenninum year.

Friendly reminder to pat your students.

>>1635831 >veritas

>>1635836 Imagine what one could do with 20 Makis

>>1634833 Usually dont make these late replies but thanks for that other Akane pic. Saved. Thank you sir

>>1635831 Number 1 (ichi) (uno) School

>>1635799 stop feeding her things that turn the freaking frogs gay!

Really cute outfits and I'm already seeing a handful of autistic analyses which boggles my mind but the funniest one has to be that nips are pointing out that Noa got Yuuka's belt as hand-me-downs. And how it's implying Yuuka got too fat for it so she has no use for it anymore, but you can still see how loose it is on Noa. Architectdev needs to be stopped.

>>1635843 No it's Nomura dev. You vvill wear the belts.

Everyday, I thank god for not making me a bong and live in a censored country.

>>1635844 sorry it's Miyu's shift today...

Stinky hobo water https://x.com/animegame_kt/status/1953018237186392395?t=IE7NPeNxK_hOvwu7vpm0eA&s=19

>>1635848 How many fucking times am I going to get raped for valentines day? Even Asuna was outright assaulting me.

>>1635855 >he got raped by that fox Couldn't be me.

>>1635855 it's not rape you're married

>>1635855 you consented therefore it's not rape

Guide for the new stages. Map dev is back and he's pissed.

>>1635858 >signing anything from tea party without Rin reading it after Vol 3 Nice try.

>>1635862 that's like the only fun part of doing those stages, do people really need guides for it? it's just puzzles you can retry infinitely

>>1635862 Let me guess, hard missions will go back to >challenge run >gift box run or even >3* star run >challenge run >gift box run

>>1635863 >Nice try. But that's exactly what (You) did.

>>1635858 what is Sensei's full legal name?

>>1635863 >not trusting your students real senseis always sign the papers

>>1635865 Who knows, maybe the japs who did the survey were too afraid of it.

>>1635862 >All those gay ass patterns Use youtube guide like a sane person https://youtu.be/uUg9yH_r5Cs?si=8lmFg35HM-YcZ4Le https://youtu.be/r6GtlIQRT5s?si=09mLK2mr_SHqkrWS

@arona solve this stage for me in 4 turns or less while also making sure to get S rank in all battles, lose 0 students, and beat it in 120 seconds k thanks

>>1635862 Wait, i thought people hated this. Why did they bring it back?

>>1635869 >trust I do trust them. It's just principle of limited trust when it comes to Tea Party. >>1635867 I didn't. Still bond lvl 1 and didn't read her valentine momos. When forced to choose betwen lowest bond students, I picked Meru over her.

>>1635873 It was always there though. That's what concentrated strategy is for.

has she always moved like this in idle?

>>1635878 my video...

>>1635878 Yes, Aru has one too.

>>1635878 Her eyes are moving too. It's a little freaky...

Kots.

Someone on my friends list had a UE50 Ichika so I decided to do an Insane clear with her. It makes me wonder how awful a Torment clear without SHanako would be.

Ichika love... I vividly remember doing his GA with more than 1 min left using the same comp, but I can't quite pinpoint the rotaion I used then.

Which student shall I have sex with tonight?

>>1635884 Might've been me, you're welcome.

>>1635886 Michiru

Good morning, retards and the elderly.

>>1635869 Sensei is just a nickname, not my legal name in Kivotos. I am sorry Seia, but you've been had.

>They fixed it Kek.

Wanna check out the Juri PVP kino I've been promised, and... >>>/v/1635465 >Unfortunately due to abysmal EX orders on 4 of my matches I basically didn't get to see anything today. >>>/v/1635482 >I'm sure something funny will happen eventually I believe in you and Juri! You can do it!! Tomorrow! For sure! Ganbatte!!

So are there any new datamines from JP?

>>1635896 13 - 20/08 Toki, Nagisa, Kanna, Chiaki rerun The fuck kind of banner is this? Also, the Tea Party ministory next week, Nagisa collapses from overwork and Seia + Mika go to Shanhajing to get some tea Opium Wars lol

>>1635892 >He doesn't know

>>1635893 no... my topless students...

>>1635893 >Post got eaten Pfft...

>>1635897 >spoiler They did the whole summer event to avoid that from happening and this needy bitch just succumbs to it anyway? Damn it

>>1635902 Seia but actually sexy

>>1635897 >The fuck kind of banner is this? It's "Chiaki makes a photo of banner that makes no fucking sense and adds it to new Pandemonium Society Newspaper issue cringe compilation" type of banner.

>>1635903 It's just an excuse to make a criss over episode between Trinity and Chinks.

>>1635748 >Fuck, Onsen club in Challenge EX hits way too hard. Chances are you're just retarded. You're supposed to cheese it with Serina sending Tsubaki deep into enemy territory at the start of each wave/group, to tank all the things. And that's like trick Nr. 3 in the book of tricks and as such, common BA tactics knowledge. Remember? Remember!! Also remember to take your meds. Alzheimers are no joke.

>>1635904 take that back

>>1635897 >Chiaki rerun >without Satsuki

>>1635904 Don't make me bring out the copypasta.

>>1635909 They had a Saori + Hinata rerun without the other squad or Ui before, this isn't new.

>>1635897 I guessing they're trying to crunch with helping global acceleration now and are just doing "random bullshit go" JP dead weeks for global to skip

Why didn't we get Konoka this rerun?

>>1635912 Someone pointed out that was because they were hinting at Rios return at the time. With Kanna and Chiaki I ain't getting nothing.

>>1635914 because konoka is barely in it. She'll get her own event later

https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3220&thread=3079688 The wall of shame is here.

>>1635794 >>1635795 >mass of the fermenting dregs very nice

>>1635917 >I am no longer rank 666 now

For me it's my dead girlfriend.

>>1635897 Finally, I can roll for Nagisa; she is one of the best picks for the next PVP season

>>1635926 > Dead You meant "dear", right?

>>1635902 She is too flat to be sexier than Seia

>>1635926 also very nice. ixtab is a fucking good album Blue Archive

>>1635931 Old age finally finished Kayoko off

>>1635897 >Chiaki >No Satsuki Fuck off, Nexon. I already rolled for Chiaki. I need Satsuki!

Using Rio on I.Mari to double heal during the cross AoE phase is making torment so easy now..

>>1635911 Bring it out, I dare you [spoiler]I just want to read it, my FOMO compels me [/spoiler]

>1/5 pvp shitshow >only 90 pvp bucks >not a single ticket left for later this evening fuck pvp. fuck niggers. and fuck the jews.

JFD isn't bad. Debuffs remove the shield but SHanako dan brute force through it most of the time. I wish I had a third cost recovery special for 140 coina.

>>1635941 Why is it the pink menace AGAIN??

>>1635940 Upgrade your students' sensei Buy the pakeji You don't want to see your dear students to keep losing, right?

>>1635942 Cause it's another scarecrow jfd.

>>1635944 And just what exactly about "fuck pvp" don't you understand?

>>1635942 >JFD rules are designed to explicitly counter sHanako <

>>1635893 The male swimwear challenge is no longer allowed at waterparks. Kivotos has fallen; millions must embrace delinquency.

>>1635947 <

>>1635907 >Remember? Remember!! Yes, I remember that you fucking retard. The problem was that until I just started spamming all healing I could on her, she kept dying. T10 gear UE50 btw.

>>1635950 Have you tried applying trick nr. 5? Use tsubaki stun when the others are about to unleash their bullshit. How about that.

zumbles...

>>1635953 >using the exact same team 5 times He deserved to lose.

yohayou /bag/

>>1635954 someone else used the same team and oneshot me so i think he just got ungodly unlucky. i can see what it's supposed to do though.

>>1635956 good morning anon

>>1635956 good morning.

Child.

how is it?

/bag/ is cringe

/bag/ is kill

>>1635952 Ofc I did. I've finished it with 3 seconds left (before it turned from 3* clear to 2*).

>/bag/got asks for counter to Kuroko, S.Hanako, Hoshino, Shun yesterday >bracket suddenly flooded with it >CN sheet has no counter for it Thanks a lot.. Tri-tank seems to work okay though.

>>1635939 *BANG* *door flies across the room* Hello Sensei. Time for round 21,596. "W-what? S-Seia, how did you know-" Where you live? It came to me in a dream, Sensei. *Chucks the bird at Sensei with massive force* *BAM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGHH! It's over. You're doomed, Sensei. *Pins sensei down* *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH* *GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG* *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH* "S-Seia p-pleas-" *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH* *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH* *Forcefully opens Sensei's mouth and inserts her underwear in* It's my panties, but if I believe it's a mouth gag, then it's a mouth gag. *Removes Sensei's clothes* I can sense the optimal course in order to draw the most pleasure. *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* "MMHHH!? MMHHHHHH!! MMMMMHHH!" *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* *UM HUMPF UM UM UM HUMPF* It's time, Sensei. As foretold. It's time to coom in doom. *PLAP PLAP EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS* *UM HUMPF UM UM UM HUMPF* I BELIEVE IN THE HAPPY ENDING!! I LOVE YOU SENSEIIIIII! *SPLURT SPLURT SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUURT* "MMHHHHH-H...BGUh Guh.....wheeeew..." Sensei... it's done... we have proven the existence of paradise. "uuh.h..." *passes out* ... "NOOOOOooo... h-huh? was I dreaming...?" "Oh... It was just a dream... phew..." *BANG* *door flies across the room* Hello Sensei. Time for round 21,597.

>>1635971 Sadly, I don't have Reisa

My Lovely StudentWife Noa Archive? Blue My PC? just BSoD'd my ID? Blue as always

reisadisappointed.jfif

>>1635972 >teleports into the room >on a bike >knocks out the vile fox >has consensual sensex afterwards Nn.

>>1635978 >consensual Nn. Fat chance. Fatroko.

Jumby my beloved...

>>1635981 9 seconds, nicely done

>>1635984 Yeah, get her, Hina.

Arisu Intercrural

I give Shiroko (Fat) my permission to have sex with me as long as she is gentle.

>>1635972 oh is this 552888?

>>1635976 My condolences to your PC specs?

>>1635992 I like that one a lot

>>1635990 Given how these girls are, you might wanna have a thorough discussion about what counts as gentle sex beforehand. You wouldn't want any cultural differences caused by students being superhuman and bulletproof to ruin your fun.

>that MTLnigger on Xitter gets automatically filtered as spam by the algo Thank fuck, maybe actual TLfags will now pick shit up if they see no one TL-d something (<-clueless).