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Hitman: "Break In Case of MindsEye" edition Anonymous 08/13/2025 (Wed) 00:39:32 Id: 660450 No. 1652578
Really sick of the terrible threads in the catalog so I decided to make my own with blackjack and hookers. And Hitman has plenty of both. There's a sale on the Hitman games that have been going on for quite some time, it's like IOI got megafucked by a recent financial bomb and they need cash quick for their new James Bond game. Their loss is our reward, and you can nab all the classic titles for less than four quid... ...psyche, as if they're going to get money. You didn't think I was going to link to Steam, did ya? Hitman: Codename 47 https://megadb.net/rawajnyjj5pv Hitman 2: Silent Assassin https://megadb.net/b9osk81i3pxw Hitman 3: Contracts https://pixeldrain.com/u/KUPy3yQv Hitman Blood Money https://megadb.net/tvvvv4xlfqhc Hitman Absolution https://megadb.net/d/3q HITMAN 2016 https://gofile.io/d/nnXg2H HITMAN 2 https://gofile.io/d/8NfR0r HITMAN 3 https://gofile.io/d/VeWqho HITMAN World of Assassination, if you want HIV I guess https://gofile.io/d/hsvdLA Discuss the chicanery you can get up to in these titles, back when vidya was slightly more fun.
>>1652578 I mean 4 bucks is not a lot for some good old jank. But still, gotta respect the hustle. Pray, do tell, as I am not a hitfag player, what's wrong with world of assrapes? Isn't it just their 3 newish titles bundled terribly with extra content that's probably mostly not worth the money? Also fuck steam get them on gog instead faggots
>>1652578 I haven't played a hitman game since maybe the first or second game (I can't recall as I remember very little). What game should I try out first? Or is it better to go in order.
I'd like the modern Hitman games more if they didn't keep the awful score system from Absolution.
>>1653067 Codename 47 was awful. Silent Assassin was better, but not by much; running can blow your cover and the chloroform (non-lethal KO) takes forever to prep and use. Bullets are projectiles instead of hitscan. Plus the story was awful: 47 retires to a secluded church where his priest friend gets kidnapped by some vodka nigger who demands a shitton of ransom money, but doesn't even leave any details about where to contact him when it's time to collect. So essentially, 47 is going around doing an assassination fundraiser and in the end the bear-fucker breaks into the church where he first kidnapped the priest at the beginning of the game, and then lures 47 there to kill him without first demanding the ransom money which was the whole point of kidnapping the priest in the first place. It's really dumb. Contracts is just Codename: 47 but with major improvements, due to the remastered missions from the first game. Bullets are hitscan (as they should be) and running doesn't fuck up your cover. Contracts also had the best atmosphere in the whole series, and the best OST. Jesper Kyd is amazing. Blood Money is widely regarded as the best game in the series, due to the amazing gameplay and gun mods available. You also have the ability to disarm enemies, as well as CQC options such as shoving, fistfighting, and headbutting. You get remote-controlled bombs, and you can throw things, too. Makes for excellent gameplay with a large variety of ways to eliminate targets. The story was pretty good, too, just letting 47 be 47, just doing assassinations, which is what the whole series was supposed to be about in the first place. This time a rival agency enters the fray and 47 is forced to take them out. Absolution, or Absoluteshit, as it's better known around /v/, is where the series drops off. Once again, good graphics do not a good game make. Throwables are lock-on, gunplay is generic, no gun mods, and the CQC system is QTE trash. On Purist (highest) difficulty, 2 punches can kill you. Seriously. Disguise system is replaced with the 'instinct' system, where you have a limited amount of 'instinct' that lets you basically have clairvoyant vision that tells you NPC patrol patterns and lets you see through walls, as well as slows down time. Casual shit supreme. The absolute worst part is that you need to use instinct to fool NPCs otherwise they'll see through your disguise, because apparently, for example, every cop in the NYPD knows every other single cop in the whole entire city, and the only way to fool them is to reach up to your police cap and tilt it down slightly to hide your face, and apparently this is something that requires 'stamina' to be able to do and won't last forever. Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? Storywise...not good. 47's handler, Diana Burnwood, discovers that The Agency is breeding clones and intends to use them as future contract killers like 47. She saves one of them, a little girl named Victoria, and runs off, so then the director of The Agency, Travis I think his name is, tasks 47 with eliminating her and rescuing Victoria. Surprising nobody, 47 saves Victoria and evades The Agency, but then a rival arms developer, some hick named Dexter, kidnaps the girl and 47 has to save her. I don't like how they try to paint 47 of some kind of superhero when he was born and bred to be a killer, which is what the series is supposed to be about, he's not a babysitter. For the majority of the game he tries to pawn her off to other caretakers, such as nuns in a church. Half of your targets are perverted sex freaks and white trash. The stupidest thing in this whole ordeal is that Dexter, who's a multimillionaire, is trying to sell Victoria off for 'hundreds of thousands' of dollars...when he clearly already makes way more money than that in the first place due to his arms dealership business. I suppose I don't need to tell you how this ends but I'll do it anyway: Victoria gets saved, 47 kills Dexter, as well as Travis, and SUPRISE, Diana Burnwood was alive the whole time, 47 didn't really kill her (but he did shoot her). Roll credits. I couldn't tell you about the other games because I stopped playing after the idiocy that was Absolution.
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>>1653067 Probably either Blood Money or the HITMAN (2016) titles. >>1652826 WoA turned HITMAN 1-3 from boxed experiences into a frankenstein live service. Remember the "blackjack" reference from the OP? Referencing the newest Elusive Target just plopping in a character from the James Bond films. To be fair, Elusive Targets have always existed in the original titles, but when IO Interactive began the World of Assassination rebrand they really ramped up these celebrity promotions and limited-time always-online events to an obnoxious level. I get it, they need cash bad since they are independent, they live in the radioactive wasteland of Denmark, and they are blowing loads on First Light, but it really dampens the momentum they were building with these games. Ever since Peacock was developed it's much less of an issue, but the fact that a server emulator had to be made to preserve access to the content you bought should give anybody pause, because IOI really fucked over anybody who bought the previous games and wasn't in the loop and forced them to double-dip. And right, Peacock itself is infected with <my segred :DD disgord ganger :DDDDD <blease don'd birade dhe game :DDDDD https://thepeacockproject.org/ The older slate still holds up (that's why Blood Money and Absolution have mobile ports), so there are at least some options if you want to dodge that live service crap. Again, I linked everything in the OP so no wallets have to be opened, cuckchan is way too willing to burn money in a time when even normalfags don't give triple gAAAy the light of day.
>>1653540 Codename 47 isn't that bad, Silent Assassin is good
I ought to replay Blood Money again - been a while since I played it. Most of my time in Hitman nowadays is just playing Freelancer and occasionally continuing my grind to full mastery in each WoA level - I never really bothered with Elusive Contracts much >>1653067 Blood Money then WoA is all you really need - the early games can be fun but those two are the top of the series Avoid Absolution at all costs
this thread reminded me that even though i have blood money on Steam (bought it on the square enix pack right after steam became a store front) i never even installed it. Gonna give it a try, let's see if it's as good as you guys say it is.
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>>1653547 So it really was just some kike scheme to jew out even more money from customers with more and more fomo shit. <blease don'd birade dhe game :DDDDD Bitch *You* never even bought the game because you needed to make some offline fucking server to keep accessing the game you bought in its entirety you humongous cock sucker. Also that gay ass road map, holy shit. So much shit you can't access the second it goes offline.
>>1653540 >running can blow your cover and the chloroform (non-lethal KO) takes forever to prep and use. Bullets are projectiles instead of hitscan. Stopped reading, go play marvel rivals
>>1654777 I don't play capeshit and those were valid criticisms. Go play fortnite, zoomer. >>1654671 It's even worse, you can't even access the stuff you bought in offline singleplayer either.
>>1653540 >Silent Assassin Don't forget the wonderful mission The Hidden Valley. I gave up on trying to stealth that.
>>1653547 >a server emulator had to be made to preserve access to the content you bought That's already illegal under EU law. The Stop Killing Games campaign is dedicated to refining the law to explicitly stop this behavior in particular.
>>1656324 >That's already illegal under EU law. that law already passed? i thought it was still in process.
>>1656578 Hr's saying there's already legislation in the EU that makes that shit illegal.
>>1652578 I got the bundle of the old hitman games because it's on sale now. And for some the devs really made geting the latest 3 hitman games the most confusing shit ever it's like they want to scam people to pay extra holy shit. This OP is a blessing. >>1653547 >WoA turned HITMAN 1-3 from boxed experiences into a frankenstein live service That is even worse than I thought.


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