Pray

Finally a good thread. Don't ruin this, /bag/.

srt girls please stop cooking each other...

Blonde

I fucked up. Nanny, change bread number to #8183

>>1694613 >suou Does she even count as a student? She was more of a walking plot device with a halo. Is there content for her in the event next month that fleshes her out a little?

>>1694630 No.

>>1694629 You had one job!

Miyako won

I can't believe Serika killed the last thread...

>>1694627 Give them a food allowance then cheapskate

What have we learned from the last thread?

>>1694630 Yes

>>1694629 Reply to yourself so he sees. >>1694621

I don't care who gets triggered, v3 made me dislike Mika, and vf wasn't enough to redeem her for me

>Miyu thread Hell yeah. Forgot to brag yesterday.

>>1694634 AND I FAILED

Miyucko is the worst fake rabbit known to man Moe 1d100 = 55 Miyu 1d100 = 19 Saki 1d100 = 78 Miyucko 1d100 = 66

ID me

>>1694639 that miyako hates the adults such as myself the most

>>1694624 Bing

Seia is trash. She's an awful person, and reading the story and seeing her constantly double-down on her Cluster-B idiocy while trying to deflect blame onto others for her terrible decisions, I found her entirely unlikable. She deserved worse than the nonexistent slap on the wrist she got. Given how shit the average person's taste is, I'm not surprised she's so popular and has such obsessive fans. It's just a shame that she gets so much special dev attention because of it. I haven't read her momos. I won't read her swimsuit momos. At some point I'll skip through them without reading for the pyro. I skipped through her Valentine's for the elephs and Azusa should've killed her

Are there students who are incapable of raping Sensei?

>>1694639 Miyako loves sensei the most

>>1694652 Real

>>1694652 hey I've seen this one!

>>1694653 My students

>>1694639 That Nagisa is objectively the best Tea Party member?

>>1694653 Hina of course, she's gentle and caring so she would never do such a th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1694660 button not pressed she resisted

>>1694647 Get fucked faggot

Hina is trash. She's an awful person, and reading the story and seeing her constantly double-down on her Cluster-B idiocy while trying to deflect blame onto others for her terrible decisions, I found her entirely unlikable. She deserved worse than the nonexistent slap on the wrist she got. Given how shit the average person's taste is, I'm not surprised she's so popular and has such obsessive fans. It's just a shame that she gets so much special dev attention because of it. I haven't read her momos. I won't read her swimsuit momos. At some point I'll skip through them without reading for the pyro. I skipped through her Valentine's for the elephs and Saori should've killed her

>>1694639 We learned that people who hate student is a massive faggot, pretend they are important, and shit up the thread. Which is not surprising.

I will not read that doujin.

>>1694661 Wew, I finally have the complete timeline.

>>1694663 Saki did it better btw>>1694663

somebody please edit saori sprite with her hat on to make it say "Sensei was right about everything"

>>1694652 >>1694664 kek, made my day.

>>1694666 Cute.

>>1694665 Holy esl

>>1694639 We learned that it only takes one post of "I read the story and as a result I dislike X character" to make her devotees have a meltdown over dozens of posts.

>>1694653 Shunny is too weak to force it, but alchemy can fix that

>>1694675 >to make her devotees have a meltdown over dozens of posts. I don't think this is true, I don't think anyone would shit on you so much, or try to guess your student wfei to shit on her, if it was another student, I've only seen this kind of meltdown when it's Mika

how long until dress haruka?

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1694678 Never gonna happen.

>>1694653 The ones who weren't born yet.

>>1694680 fuck you

>'ate Hina >'ate Mika >'ate Hoshino >luv me Junko >luv me Makoto >luv me Saori Simple as

>wfei also holy comma splice

>>1694681 Is Chlo even a student? She must've graduated decades ago.

>>1694625 >good thread >because of Miyu no

>>1694678 What if we get suit Haruka instead?

I like Mika but I hate her posters. Everyone that posts is her is some esl babble retard that says hello/goodmorning/goodnight and they tend to post a lot more sloppa art accidentally

>>1694629 Done. Anything else?

>>1694686 Dark Blue Cryptic Blue. I take it.

>>1694685 Who the fuck is Chlo?

>>1694677 It happens with Hina, Hoshino and Rio too.

>>1694688 >He doesn't know

>>1694689 That'll be all. You can rest now.

>>1694692 Culo

>>1694684 Momoi would not make fun of me

>>1694675 Keep believing that bro, I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with getting called out from not understanding stories and trying to defend yourself from bad takes.

>>1694687 no

>>1694688 Your filter?

>>1694693 There are arguments about Rio, sure, but I don't think I've seen the same kind of immediate over-emotional response from either side that disliking Mika gets you.

I read the story and I dislike chinese mafia in my bracket

>>1694701 You only call it a bad take because it's against your wife Stop being so sensitive to what a bunch of anons on an imageboard like or dislike

Heh...get it? Cownoe!

>>1694699 Kohl would instantly faint from this

Exercising with your dick counts as exercise?

>>1694694 Oh you're right. Every single Mika poster that responds to each other and acts like a retard is definitely the monkey attempting more demoralization, and not just more retarded posters to add to the pile >>1694703 I prefer when people tell unwanted retards to fuck off than to let them sit and fester, making newfags believe it's completely normal

>>1694693 I haven't seen it happen with any of them yet, but I'm not here as much time as most anons >>1694702 Suir haruka is very cute imo, not as good as dress Haruka but I would roll

>your studentwife >do you prefer her base outfit or her alt

IDs are great, all the retards are gone.

>>1694713 I, too, would roll suit Haruka!

>>1694709 Is this you? https://youtu.be/JzHgNiGIHRc?si=vriavB5O8pFJzpGy

>>1694712 >I prefer when people tell unwanted retards to fuck off than to let them sit and fester For sure, but there's really no good way to go about stuff like that without looking like a retarded autist and it's not like they're gonna stop. >>1694719 Line breaks don't work bwo.

anon...

Retard.

get filtered get filtered get filtered, all of your IDs, I will not see anything you contribute even if you stop being a retard

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>>1694713 Most of Hina-related meltdowns are usually about whether she is a Mary Sue or not. >>1694722 By this point he really should just accept that he has fucked up and stop deleting it. Even if he reposts it for the third time, he'll just fuck up again.

>>1694715 both

Stop going fucking up my bread!

>>1694711 >>1694719 What's happening?

>>1694721 I went to the 4bag thread a few days ago just to check if I missed anything and I saw a fucker with using a name, no trip, who had been spamming yoshimi sample res images from boorus and no one says a fucking word about it I genuinely wish there was anything other than just waiting out these retards that would work

More chaos more more more

Please give thanks to pics related for saving Blue Archive

>>1694722 >>1694726 >>1694727 >>1694730 >>1694715 Base forms will always be the go to for me. I just prefer the most seen one.

>>1694720 no, weird stuff pops up into your recommended videos lol >brown id don't reply to me please

>>1694736 But who will save /bag/?

>>1694732 >I went to the 4bag thread i think i found your mistake retard-kun

>>1694706 anon, I only posted that he is a faggot for skipping stories and not understanding her then someone decided to have a melty defending that guy and I made fun of them. >>1694712 yeah I want newfags not to be affected by this kind people and prefer they to read the stories.

>>1694731 My boy can't use spoiler tags

>>1694715 I'm too much of a manwhore to decide on a single studentwife. I usually prefer the base outfit, but the alt's art is better. Most late Mx2j alts are exceptions.

>>1694733 That's why Momoi won, btw.

Mari is wearing pure girl lingerie now.

I think it'd be nice if Kikyou gave me just a little more hair on my head.

>>1694736 thank will sauna at sauna paide xpensives is me doing it

>>1694728 Do they go across threads like with Mika?

>>1694740 /bag/ is doomed to be raped by the doomfox who went to Millenium to learn how to seduce Sensei(You)

Uhh... let me try again. >>1694600 In the story, Eri said despite her genki appearance she's actually very shy around her friends and not confidence in her painting skill, the mob students are her classmates that show up in the art museum. Some yurifags take that as she got aroused or horny when around them, is retarded but you can't fix mentally ill >>1694731 Technical difficult please understand.

How does Hanae stack up on that boob size chart again?

>>1694747 She's trying

All posts below this one will be very high quality

Damn you guys are hyper today

>>1694738 You see brown and think about skin colors and poop. I see brown and think about chocolate, coffee and milk caramel. We're not the same.

>>1694750 I consent to being abducted and raped by Sexy Swimsuit Synthwave Seia

>>1694754 Shit, I lost the link to the most recent one

>>1694757 >>1694764 REISA

>>1694751 Nigga who cares. Just like all the people talking about some disgusting doujins that they found, we don't really need to know about those information.

>>1694759 Yay

>>1694762 I see brown and think about Karin/Iori

>>1694665 >>1694701 >>1694742 ESL-kun, please run your posts through a spell checker before posting. You are just making yourself look like an uneducated tribal.

Alright, who do (You) guys want this time?

Why is Mari melting?

>>1694775 Sensei

>>1694775 Nodoka.

>>1694749 Yeah, they can last three to four threads sometimes

>>1694775 Black Suit

>>1694775 >>1694777 Let's go bots

>>1694775 roogi my beloved

>>1694775 Asuna and Karin

>>1694715 I like them all. I like her in her base outfit, she looks beautiful in her NY outfit and absolutely sexo in her sports alt. >>1694775 Jungo the Puncher of the Innocent

>>1694762 so you basically think about food, how much do you weigh? indeed we're not the same there is a reason most people aim for blue ID

>>1694774 got buried. refresh for asuna

>>1694775 Black Suit. I'm sure he's got some killer material.

>>1694702 MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC

>>1694754 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7cp_KkP4w

>>1694659 Very true. While she wasn't perfect in the story, she was doing her best to stay composed during an unprecedented situation, and is overall the most effective leader of the major schools. And for all the accusations she gets of "paranoia" for her justified suspicions, the tragic irony is that her biggest mistake was being too trusting. She had too much faith in her friend to even consider the possibility that she was the real traitor, as she in fact turned out to be.

>>1694775 A combined joke with these two

>>1694775 Ako

>>1694750 it's the opposite, she didn't go there to learn, she went there to teach who do you think taught hanako? she went to millennium in order to make C&C even more powerful than before at seducing sensei

ALL STUDENTS SHOULD BE PITSLUTS

>>1694775 Porn Model Miyu

Guys, it has to be students that have a model available on the gmod workshop...

>>1694800 small hanako stole the show

>>1694796 i can only edit so well on paint, somebody please give this sensei's face

>>1694795 Sequel never ever because DS3 is fucking shit. > But the remake! Yeah good luck with that.

Hey /bag/. Let's play a game. Find the Mari that's different from the rest.

>(1) >poo id

>(((1)))) >falseflagging

>>1694808 how about no

>>1694758 We're not usually not this active. But I learned that student hate posters don't like being called story skippers and will proceed to have melty entire thread.

>>1694808 9 from left last three row

>>1694788 >>1694804 is this a raid?

>>1694808 That one over there.

>>1694815 >>1694817 Good job.

>>1694809 someone's having a melty due to the last thread. guess the mask's off. again, unsurprisingly. at this point, i'm not sure if i should feel bad for the useful tools who fall for his shit.

>>1694798 My daughter and my wife!

>>1694639 That we love students like Miyako the most

>>1694816 I can tell is the scatmonkey messing around because those posts haven't caught in xir spambot

>>1694715 Miyako, while her tactical uniform is cool i love her swimsuit even if its generic. Its hot as hell

>>1694801 el basado

>>1694827 The second one did

So what event stage should I farm? My bonus are totally dogshit...85% for points and thundersticks and 65% for protein drink.

I hate ALL students cause none of them respect my rights.

>>1694827 Just turn this one, monkey can't do shit against this while his spambot getting deleted by 8chan AI mods

>>1694801 I prefer them to be feetsluts

>>1694824 Poor Izoom. Also, this is an interesting case - how would Aris turn out to be if she was found by your wife and her club, instead of gamers? >>1694833 Grab the gifts, other stuff if you need it and then just sweep stage 12. Who are you missing for that 90% drop bonus for event points?

>>1694833 Just sweep 9 for everything then 12 for the rest of the week. If you can't even tell what you need then it's over for you.

I was curious to see if it is worth it to do a second set of 3x pyro refresh (for a total of 6x refreshing) and decided to do some math (someone please correct me if I am wrong). It takes 180 to do a second set of 3x refreshing. If you do it now before reset, you can do this a total of 15 times (including if you do it on Monday reset during the 7 hours before maintenance). That's 2700 pyros. The expected number of ligma from a single gacha roll is 4.135. This means that 2700 pyros worth of rolling is approximately ~93 ligma (assuming you own all students that are rolled and that you don't care about the elephs gained from rolling). The expected number of ligmas per lottery ticket in the event is 1.52. However, this does not account for the pity modifier after 5 non-first-prize rolls. The expected number should therefore be slightly higher. If you have 90% bonus on this event (i.e. you didn't roll the new students, but have every other student for the bonus), then you get 61 event points from stage 12 per run. Five runs gets you ~1.02 tickets, which means you get about ~1.545 ligmas per 100 AP. With the extra 5400 AP from pyro refreshing, you can expect to get 83.448 ligmas. Again, this number should be slightly higher because I did not account for the pity mechanic. In conclusion, I still don't know if it's worth it to 6x refresh given that the direct ligmas comparison will be close, but you technically lose out on elephs from rolling.

I just like student vagina.

>>1694835 Maybe they dont respect your rights cause you hate them.

>>1694844 Please share the tag for this jiraikei outfit, very much sexo sirss

>>1694835 wtf Sensei...

/bag/, are you doing your duty to protect Super Kivotos and training the next generation of Helldivers?

Post more Miyako ass

>>1694833 10~12 because 9 drops a jfd artifact. i'm personally only farming 12 because ligma, and the free currency from completing the missions and story will be enough to buy what i want from the shop (non-jfd artifacts and purple gifts).

>>1694846 >Aomori Oh, ok. Everyone else is farmable so it's understandable. For all the issues I have because I've rolled on my first banner (Waka event getting archived so Mine/Chihiro/Sena) without checking who's next (D.Aru) because I didn't get her since then, Mine has been really helpful so far.

>>1694845 I forgot that in a 10-roll, you guarantee a 2* or higher on the tenth roll. This means that the expected number of ligmas from a 10-roll is 48.415. I guess it most likely isn't worth it to 6x refresh.

>>1694833 both Mikas require mats from stage 11 and 12 so can't go wrong with farming those or a more logical choice would be to go for a stage you have most bonus in

>>1694855 I've already been but im reinstalling for the odst crossover

>>1694833 I'm getting everything

>>1694845 >if you do it on Monday reset during the 7 hours before maintenance im going to assume then that you are AP hording for events due to this wording. issue is that you cannot pyro refresh and have excess go into your mail, you must have actual space to receive that ap unlike in the case of claiming cafe/buying from shop. so you could first use pyro to top yourself up on Sunday before or after reset and before you claim cafe, i cba to do the math right now, but you cant on mondays. no comment on it being worth the ligma in the case of a ligma event

>>1694862 Fucking based Helljumper

Alright I admit it, I really like Eimi's penguin from her swimsuit alt.

>>1694853 It just looks like your standard jiraikei getup man.

>>1694870 Who hates penguins?

>>1694856 Here you go. Your number one rabbits ass

>>1694840 She would probably be way more like Key if she was found by the prefects since she would have to deal with the gourmets and hot springs club constantly the same way they do. I'm not sure how much of Alice's happy personality would remain after dealing with terrorists every day

>>1694855 The game feels very samey after all my playtime and the devs are completely shit at qa testing/balancing in any way shape or form, so I stopped playing and haven't looked back

>>1694868 No, I meant 2 weeks from now. Events are normally still active for another 7 hours before maintenance. You would either continue with the event for that final little bit of time or go farm the next 2x campaign that starts that same reset.

>>1694874 I just don't usually fall for those type of hijinks, but it was actually cute.

why are students so sexy

>>1694878 GM? Walmart has a Guild Master?

Remember to do your 3x prize raffle daily for the pyros. I know one of you niggers is still gonna forget.

>>1694872 Thanks, i found it now

>>1694878 You wanna go play when they launch new shit honestly. Like this upcoming update with us going underground and fighting flying bile titan dragons

>>1694845 not worth it imo. unless you're whaling, then it's whatever. non-whales are sacrificing the rolls progressing them towards sparking a new student/bluefes that could unbrick your account. every pyro spent farming ligma is a roll you'll eventually be lacking for a spark.

>>1694877 Imagine what would happen if instead she was found by Kasumi.

>>1694653 the ones that feel repulsed by his bald head and fat belly

>>1694881 Good question

>>1694878 i never get the whole indie devs glazing, especially how hard Battlebit devs fumble and bailout, i think that game pretty much dead now.

>>1694887 Kivotos is saved thanks to Megu, Kasumi, and Aris turning it all into one giant hot spring?

>>1694893 >Sony subsidiary >Indie

>>1694888 4 is the alive one from that era/setting.

>>1694881 They just are

>>1694855 i'm playing as we speak >>1694878 the jank is part of the charm, also the game is somewhat stable now compared to what it was last year after release

>>1694893 >Battlebit Holy fuck I completely forgot about that game but holy shit was it so much fun with open VOIP when it first came out. I haven't had that much fun in a game for so long.

>>1694878 They really are some shitty devs, they're better than dead by daylight's devs but that's only because those people literally never work on their game. The warbonds coming at a relatively nice pace is the only thing I can compliment them on, but everything else is just so poorly thought out, why the fuck is the best way to farm warbonds, super credits and requisition slips to just speed run difficulty 1 missions, its so shit

How do you respond?

>>1694904 Throw my pocket rrat at her

>>1694886 I did the math wrong so it's even worse to 6x refresh. I still think 3x pyro refreshing is worth it unless you are really down on pyros for your rolls.

>>1694904 Drag her in and force her to sleep, I have shit to do tomorrow.

>>1694901 Shame the game failed, current arcade FPS scene is pretty fucked

hey

>>1694904 I'm christian Past lives nonsense is against my canon

>>1694887 >Super strong robot student is found by the girls that want to explode everything in order to make hot springs You can imagine the damage it would cause, C&C and other mercenary groups would constantly have to be hired to deal with them

>>1694911 I wonder why videos here don't show the first frame in the thumbnail

>>1694907 It's not really worth since using pyros for rolling is better than refreshing for APs. 14 days x 90 = 1260 pyros. You will never know when you need that last 5 rolls to complete your spark

>>1694911 hey

>>1694904 make her the little spoon and request that she shuts up so we can get some rest

Get raped by sex

>>1694913 >Megu is already strong enough to take out heavyweight Trinitards With their powers combined, Kivotos would be doomed

>>1694919 need an image like this with her

>>1694917 rapist sensei is creepy...

>>1694922 I get that people want to be kinky but was the handcuff really needed?

>>1694925 Baby sized halo.

>>1694900 fucking jealous. Will hop back after my shift

>>1694845 It's not worth it to even 3x refresh because you get more eligma from rolling on bluefes + elephs from dupes save you eligma.

>>1694921 I'm still a bit baffled over her wrestling Hasumi, that's so fucking metal, and here I was thinking Megu was just a cutie

>>1694923 It's not sex if she wants it

I can see why Japs love Eri boobs now, is just perfectly in the right size and pointy.

https://www.youtube.com/@RSRainstorm/videos waiting for my guy to make the best guides on how to beat the event's challenges

Man, using Sumire in these event stages reminded me why I don't like using her. She's always so far back for a tank that you can barely hit 2 enemies with her EX

>>1694921 Oh yeah? you think so?

>>1694938 >he needs guides to do challenges

Reisa is my GOAT for yellow stages

>>1694941 behead musclefaggots

>>1694944 not everyone owns all UE50 anniversary students and can just pop everything with his sHanako not everyone is a level 90 player too tbh

>>1694883 also remember to do the web event! >https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball

>>1694958 Nah baggots have plenty of time, that one can wait.

Wew lads, that was close almost missed the raffle pyros.

>>1694958 Nigga, what the fuck is pray ball

>>1694953 There is nothing wrong with a bit of muscles. Sumire wants you to be a fit sensei.

The months almost over Surely your affection gains were good, right?

good morning (2:57pm)

>>1694961 I pray that someone contort your balls.

>>1694941 I know this performative homosexual redditards stuff but you know the whole point of their strength is the gap between their daintly normal girl appearance and their hulk smash strength. Turning them into muscle freaks is not only mega gay, it misses the point.

>>1694943 >Says she doesn't want to marry Sensei yet since she has hot springs to build >Dresses like this in front of us What is she thinking

>>1694962 I can walk on 2 hands but how the fuck does one hold their balance on 1 only?

>>1694963 I got 7 new students to bond 15 minimum

>>1694964 based new yorker, good morning steven

>>1694970 alright manwhore relax

Nomiset

akoset

Haruset!

WakaSet!

daughterpussyset

Pray bing!

Good afternoon, /bag/

reset ako59

>>1694164 Buy the AP pack after reset.

>>1694980 Good night bag

>>1694775 Day 11 of no Shuro, by the way.

>>1694974 >>1694975 >>1694976 Based >>1694973 >>1694977 Cringe

>>1694982 nexon employee?

>>1694982 Arona would never do this

>>1694982 Thank you, Plana-chan

sharing https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball

>>1694963 I got +7 this month. It's going to take some months before reaching 50% mark. >>1694967 Good points but it's just a meme pic.

>>1694991 You don't need to actually share it to receive rewards, by the way

>>1694621 Why doesn't the OP have the pray-ball web event on it? It would be very helpful.

https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball sharing, click my link please

Which school is responsible for Sensei's rape today? I'll narrow down the club/student after. Abydos 1d100 = 5 Arius 1d100 = 32 Gehenna 1d100 = 81 Highlander 1d100 = 90 Hyakkiyako 1d100 = 79 Millennium 1d100 = 86 Red Winter 1d100 = 94 Shanhaijing 1d100 = 56 SRT 1d100 = 16 Trinity 1d100 = 24 Valkyrie 1d100 = 64 Wild Hunt 1d100 = 93

I too will perform my obligatory link-sharing for pyros. https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball >>1694993 It's the principle of the thing.

>again It's getting ridiculous.

Reminder that for this one you don't need to copypaste the link anywhere, just generating is enough

never redeeming miyako

>>1694999 What did she offer to the ritual to summon such a powerful creature?

>>1694993 I am petty, and will share the link until it's on the OP. https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball

>>1695001 one last guh