new bag new me

Da mystical Erika bread. Posting Miyo.

It has been a while, I demand a Nagisa ID.

> Burger ID THE MASS MUST EAT

Shit, I forgot to check >Strip Filenames box for the OP.

Maybe next thread.

>>1850114 nice numbers nerd

>>1850005 so I want you to know it's possible but if Saori gets hit by a single bomb or hazard she dies immediately (in the first image Saori was killed mid-repo by a normal attack from Kuro), also there are stretches where you have to use Ui+Rio+Kisaki+Saori+Saori in a row without Yuuka in the list I shan't be doing a proper ticket on this I think. Yellow armour makes it a bit of a pain in the ass.

Give me pink.

>>1850119 Yellow armor made a whole bunch of blue dps ass to play.

Please give thanks to pics related for saving Blue Archive

Have sex with the Sickly Elf.

>>1850118 Literally my first Erika pics in my BA folder. >>1850121 >>1850110 >Tea Party got three letter agency colors I knew it, they're in league with Sisterhood...

>>1850119 Why are you using saury twice when the point is to let her dot damage tick? Why not replace the stinker with kayoko?

>>1850131 highlander colors

0 Hibiki, Chinatsu or Shunny elephs today

Serika after work smell

hs ns

>>1850140 hsns

Handsome girl erotic

>>1850136 Btw which one do I have? Reijo?

>>1850139 serika is a good girl who always showers after her job

>>1850143 looks momoish

>>1850145 It's too dark for her pink. At worst it's Zunko.

>>1850144 I love Junko's dangle animation

>>1850119 You know who else has yellow armor? That's right, NYJunko. UE40 SPYuuka doesn't mean SHIT. Toughen up buttercup.

>>1850144 proof?

Good night /bag/.

>>1850140 How long has it been since I last saw that meme?

>>1850123 it wouldn't be so bad, but sSaori has an extremely long EX animation also Kuroko normal attacks being a risk of instant death sucks. I imagine I could Ako+Kisaki but wanted to see if this was doable first >>1850134 because that was my first go at it, I haven't tested the Kayoko version yet >>1850151 I'm going to see if nyKayoko works better than Ui but the Rio+Ui team can definitely do it if I wanted to mald more

>>1850140 this sensei is getting milked tonight congrats i guess?

>>1850144 The period between getting off work and getting in the shower still exists

mks

>>1850140 CONGRATS SENSEI

>>1850140 I'm guessing you have a type

SAX ARIS

Kayoko would listen to kublai khan with me...

hello senseis

Which students have the best thighs?

>>1850168 I need the sauce for this

>>1850156 I'd combine Saori with another DPS like Wakamo instead to end the first phase faster. Any prolonged seconds in the first phase is just another chance to get bombed. S.Saori has neutral mood for indoors so it's a major gamble.

>>1850152 sensei she sent you a picture

>>1850173 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/teVdsFhqIK8

hmm Pink ID and good morning

>>1850168 >>1850176 >AI-assisted music

>>1850175 thats a bathtub

What do robopanties smell like?

>>1850176 Thanks Sensei Have a vibey seia

>>1850180 I mean yeah, Arisu IS playing the saxophone

>>1850174 The point of it is to have SSaori as the sole DPS, it kind of defeats the purpose of the challenge run if they're just there for moral support. I used to bring Junko/NYJunko as the second DPS all the time but in most raids they were just doing a mere fraction of the damage. Now powercreep has gotten to the point where they can actually be the sole DPS, albeit with some difficulty still...

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1850180 If it's for meme reason, then I think it's fine

>>1850183 >>1850186 you two think you're real funny huh

>>1850184 probably like a key

>>1850180 >AI >AI: mks

>>1850180 The Seia dissing Ako song was made using AI.

Green ID please

>>1850197 the what now

I have green ID fatigue

How the fuck is Key able to charm Senseis into wanting to fuck her robot form

>>1850192 AI is perfect for shitposting. It's the people who try to grift with it that are the problem.

I wish we can trade ID...

I still don't have enough Highlander mats to max out Aoba and the twins fucking a

>>1850205 Nope. Enjoy your red ID

>>1850203 Personality and demeanor goes a long way This applies irl too btw

I pray to Jehova that no baggot actually cranked his hog to securitron Kei.

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

>>1850205 90% of my IDs are green or purple. I want more red IDs.

>>1850205 What's your offer?

So much green.....I'm tired of glowing...... >>1850192 what >>1850204 said, I wish we would've stayed in 2023 when AI was purely a shitposting factory

>yellow ID Tonight I will enjoy niya2

>>1850216 >>>>>yellow Bro?

>>1850216 um.....i have some bad news for you

>>1850210 Your prayers fell on deaf ears

>>1850174 >>1850189 >>1850134 Dropping Rio does make it easier. I wasn't sure how valuable the EX damage vs DoT was which is why I started with her. I wouldn't say it was any -faster- (both finish Shiro in about the same time) but being able to cycle to Yuuka faster by dumping Ako whenever made it a bit less maldy still a little maldy but bomb RNG is always going to be that

>>1850216 This nigga colorblind

>>1850210 why else would they have these images to post though....

Ichika love...

Cranking my hog cause I'm a hog cranking Sensei.

imagine losing to lv 63 sensei

>>1850215 The Sora 2 slop shitposts I've been seeing has been pretty funny imo though that's probably gonna end soon

>>1850222 >no 'Best Record!' Congrats.

>>1850218 >>1850219 >>1850224 It's light brown? well either way I got 2 IDs

>>1850237 Are you using Chance? It gives a different color than the browsers.

>>1850234 there's some funny shit people have been making with that, which means it'll be neutered and sterilized pretty soon. hopefully someone releases a local model soon.

I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!

>>1850235 I did a very lazy big wolf clear on the first day since I've never used her for SRKR Anyways I had fun trying stuff out. I'd finagle a Sumire clear on yellow but I don't think that's doable for a lot of reasons.

>>1850241 nah, I use browsers with light theme. That might be the case

>>1850245 I want to drink her pee!

>Bomb rng >Pixel and timing perfect cover placement or else the twins won't move or not move far enough. >End p1 at this exact instant or else normal skills won't activate at the time it needs to stop the student at the safe spots (which for some reason the raid is balanced around) >Crow rng Yea no, gold looks infinitely better. I've got much better shit to do with my time.

What do you call two ninjas? A pair of sneakers! Nin-nin! Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder!

>>1850253 Good job!

>>1850253 my daughters are up on stage I'm so proud of them

>>1850253 Thank you porn model Izuna Reisa you're lame

>>1850253 heehee, that's funny

>>1850253 Heh, very good.

>>1850234 The sad thing about sora 2 slop is that someone probably gets the offline version and probably making rl pron stuff the other one is that ai is really good animating anime to the point there is possibility that animators will abuse it in the future

Today I want to talk about Satsuki and her hair. Satsuki has curly pink hair that goes down to her thighs. Her chibi appears to have this as a gradient that becomes a raspberry color near the ends, but also shows that she doesn't have her hair behind her, which might be because she has an incredible aversion to pain? (I don't have her so this is speculation). Her horns are black at the base, but then quickly and abruptly change to a textured red, not too dissimilar from how stones look. Satsuki's outfit is strange. It's a relatively slim coat, but the clothes she wears are rather tight on her. Said coat has a collar that has her scarf visible and pointing at her chest. It doesn't seem too comfortable, but might be what she figured out to be the least painful of all the configurations? She wears a belt which holsters her pistol, and garterbelt which holds up her leggings (which are the same color as her bra). Her boots feel like a similar aesthetic to her coat in how the collar exists before becoming a rather snug piece. The coatsleeves end with red, but have black stripes along their length, and she wears black gloves. It's a design that's not meant to have many details, instead relying on how the brain interprets things as directors subconsciously. The halo, for example, gets darker the further away from Satsuki it is, leading to it pointing down. The black with her jacket and shoes being contrasted by the red is another indicator on where the eyes are to be guided. Of course, the eyes will naturally end up at her chest, as they're in the center and pointed to with her tie. Satsuki's earlier appearance is effectively the same as her final one, except more saturated and with a different pose. It's interesting how that lack of silliness makes her design feel a lot more lacking. Perhaps there's a lesson on utilizing different artstyles in different contexts? Satsuki's hair, this one I know the scent of. Lavendar. It's commonly used to calm the mind, which naturally lends itself to being used for hypnotism. She could definitely do with some brushing of her hair, though. It might be difficult if it's a detail of not wanting to feel pain, but there's probably a way to slowly go at it, layer by layer, until it's all laid straight. Link to previous entries (assuming I don't forget): https://rentry.org/hair_archive

Tipharet feels like a fucking mess

Oh shit!

>>1850266 NO NOT AGAIN I'LL SAVE YOU

>>1850266 Reisa has fallen....

Wife ID please.

>>1850271 uhhh what happens when you drink that..?

>>1850263 Can you talk about their vaginas instead of hair

>>1850266 This keeps happening to her and only her... Could it be that there is someone behind this?

I am ready for next week.

>>1850275 Why is there so many sideboobs students in BA

>>1850274 >rubs oil on the seat and unscrews the braces everytime before she goes on stage

>>1850276 For (me)

>>1850272 You get drained.

>>1850276 To show that nobody wear a bra in this setting.

>>1850273 Maybe, but the name "Vagina Archive" is better used for a doujinshi than it is for analyzing a student daily.

More Iori content, please. Don't care about the other 3. https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1978657228677845254?t=UPOQ5f8AM1HuKvU7lTaTTw&s=19

Goodnight friends

>>1850281 >Satsuki

>>1850291 Satsuki is stupid, you're not supposed to wear a bra.

>>1850283 Lifesize plushie when

>>1850256 One of your daughters had a sexual awakening and it was YOUR fault.

>>1850289 sleep well baggot

>>1850294 What are you gonna do with a life size plushie?

>>1850283 Damn slut. I can see her pantsu.

>>1850151 a Sumire clear might actually be possible and now I have to mald in mocks for a bit Cherino's been clipped by hazards and died immediately in the second phase twice. I should swap her out for sHosh but I like not having to think about the cost gen...

>>1850298 sniffa her hair

>>1850298 Hug while sleeping

>>1850298 Hug while crying cause my back hurts.

>>1850295 It's okay I'll make sure the innocence I took from her stays safe in my possession

>>1850305 >PV6 was 6 months ago

>>1850266 Reisa will come back stronger

>>1850295 I have recovered from such sin and restored purity. Though she definitely may gain attraction from other senseis, I no longer see her in such light

Stop reminding me of the passage of time

>>1850294 >fabric sex doll yes

Which students are made for nipple teasing?

>>1850319 Momoi Junko

>>1850321 proof?

>>1850318 >>1850320

>>1850263 I miss her hat

>>1850315 Time is but a cruel mistress

>>1850326 junker jipples...

>>1850315 The Simpsons and Dragon Ball Z are 36 Years Old Pokémon and Tomb Raider are 29 Years Old Harry Potter, Halo, Grand Theft Auto III, and The Lord of the Rings are 24 Years Old World of Warcraft is 21 Years Old

>>1850332 >The Simpsons and Dragon Ball Z are 36 Years Old Word, I feel like they're older. Do you mean Z specifically or DB in general?

>>1850300 It's been 40 minutes where is the clear?

>>1850189 >used to bring NYJunko as the second DPS all the time Don't lie, you were bringing her for cheap cycling

>>1850233 >3rd anniversary tag I guess even long time casual players have better advantages than lv90 newfag.

>>1850315 Time is an illusion

>>1850332 >World of Warcraft is 21 Years Old >classic is older now than vanilla was during wrath and there still isn't even one MMO on the market that fits my boomer tastes

When can I tease Kaya's nipples in game though

>>1850335 Dragon Ball (Manga) is 40 years old

>>1850345 Yeah

Does chocy milk come from brown cows

how do we fix the mari problem? I want to see her smile.

>>1850348 >I want to see her smile. Sure

>>1850348 Feed her

Wild Wank my dick.

>>1850348 She smiles for me. Have you considered that maybe she just doesn't like you?

>>1850332 dbz and wow suck

>>1850336 I don't think you quite understand what I'm having to deal with

>>1850349 >we got Marijew before Aronajew >even though Aronajew is responsible for all players' suffering

>>1850348 She needs to exist to smile

>>1850355 Jewrona exists out there somewhere, I've seen it

>>1850338 Wrong. And I say second DPS but she was really more just moral support than anything. Most of my clears with her looked like this because her EX is legitimately just so bad (and sometimes she's in off-color raids anyway) it's not even worth using to cycle. >>1850354 Use Tomoe.

>>1850332 Macross is 43......

>>1850352 >Have you considered that maybe she just doesn't like you? >check my l2d > it's over....

Sensei is 40 years old

>>1850332 Blue Archive will turn 5 in just a few months, that's half a decade

>>1850347 Chocolate comes from a plant, Anon unless you manage to merge the cacao bean gene with a mammal

>>1850362 Anon... I I'm sorry.

>>1850362 what did you do.....

>>1850363 I'm aware. You don't need to remind me Momoi.

>>1850365 I hope BA lasts for 5 more years.

>>1850359 Instead of dAru? Maybe, I'd need to take her to 90 though so that'd be a "try later" thing. What happened there is Sumire got the feather from Cherino mid-EX and I messed up using tYuuka because I got spooked by the first hazard. I'll keep trying a bit more because trying to use the jumps right to avoid stuff is pretty fun.

>>1850355 >Jewrona

>>1850370 15 years anon...15 i need to see my offspring attending kivotos

>>1850370 I pray to see at least 5 more arc of peak archive

Old Sensei is fine too...

>>1850370 I'd be careful with what you wish, there are fates worse than death

Nagi-chan needs to de-stress

>>1850348 bible thumpers are never happy

>>1850376 >marriage and childbirth event right before EOS seems....kinda painful....

>>1850385 ...wrong

>>1850370 The end of Blue Archive will be: 1d6 = 6 1: Natural Player Aging & Content Saturation 2: Revenue Decline After Major Whales Leave 3: Nexon Corporate Pivot or Strategic Shift 4: Technical Obsolescence 5: Creative Exhaustion or Staff Turnover 6: Eventual “Graduation” Theme Ending

>>1850373 >I'll keep trying a bit more because trying to use the jumps right to avoid stuff is pretty fun. On my run I kept having to have SPYuuka jump in front of the cart at the last second to save Junko or Kayoko (I let Aru die). Stuff like using Sumire there reminds me of the old days of using Iori in SRKR and using her EX at the right time to dodge the balls in Shiro.

>>1850393 Did someone say graduation?

>>1850397 NOW REVERSE IT

>>1850393 It's so peak...

Graduation means the beginning of picrel so it never happens in Japanese media. You are safe.

>>1850399 Nyo..

>>1850393 Well at least it's the best case scenario. I'd buy the offline version for 100$ > inb4 goy Yes, I'll be the goy, just don't let it be memories.

My students would live on inside my head, I will mentally develop schizophrenia so I can see them again

Stop talking about the passage of time, it's making me sad

>>1850406 These threads are so lighthearted in the mornings. It's burned out old men hours right now.

>>1850393 >graduation sensei, minna, sayounara sensei, minna, sayounara sensei, minna, sayounara mimi no naka de sotsugyou

>>1850406 One day all of us will just be distant memories to each other.

>>1850411 Maybe but that's okay because something new will take it's place.

>just realized that using ue60 nozomi bricks a TOR clear that i followed ue60 makes her kill shiro too fast and the team can't generate cost before transition

>>1850412 Like death.

>>1850414 bad chise

>>1850411 Average baggot in the retirement home at 87 years of age <"hey grandpa, I bought a bag of chips" >"/bag/?....I remember /bag/...."

>>1850417 >bag of chips >Think of Toki >Think of C&C and how they saved Blue Archive

>>1850417 >"Grandpa is off his meds again, he's talking about water jannies and dollar store calculators..."

We need to move the servers into a space shuttle that can survive the heat death of the universe.

>>1850417 >your 26 year old Tunisian nurse is just trying to make it through his shift while you tell him about the time you teared up reading the story mode of a cunnyge >he decides to abuse you even more

Since we're talking about it here's another one

>>1850417 That would be implying I'm not killing myself in 10 years at most

>>1850427 Save us all the suspense and kill yourself now faggot.

>>1850417 >Momoka used to eat chips...

Michiru would never say that

Oh no you don't, live for your students.

My retirement home is going to be Hina's womb

eimisex

>>1850429 >>1850431 >Michirucchi channel suspended for breaking TOS

>>1850437 She's going to retire on your bald head.

>>1850426 Posting this should be illegal.

so how do i beat challenge EX again ? I tried the standard comp but i was only able to shave like 35 mil or so before running out of time

>>1850444 >444

My wife is so cute.

>>1850447 This post was made by me

>>1850394 if I were to say the hardest part, it's the first two hazards from Kuro, Cherino gets the feather and Aru has a hard time avoiding it and you have to juggle Sumire's buffs+EX since you're on a bit of a short timer. So where they all go after using your tYuuka EX kind of matters. If Yuuka or Sumire can tank the hit for Aru you're mostly in the clear...... aside from dealing with Sumire's Sumireness. The rest is just crits. The Shiro part isn't so bad because Sumire and Cherino and Yuuka can all sit in the bombs so you really just have to watch Aru and the ice ones. I'll be investing in my Tomoe tomorrow because I am curious if that'll make it easier. but just blasting through Shiro, Sumire does a whole lotta damage.

>>1850442 /bag/ fault for being sad and gloomy

>>1850404 What will be the best genre for a single-player, offline, standalone Blue Archive game?

>>1850455 Souls clone

>>1850455 As a separate game? Take it back to the roots of xcom. Set it in a doomed timeline where you're fending off attacks all over Kivotos while trying to juggle scrambling defenses together along with upgrading students. With permadeath of course.

>>1850458 >souls clone >in the ruin of Kivotos >playing as Aris

>>1850455 Date sim

>>1850455 VN

>>1850455 Monikaafterstorymod-like

>>1850453 The Tomoe was half a joke because in that screenshot you showed if the Tomoe buff was active she would've been too close to Kuro to get hit. Tomoe's buff isn't really that great... Can't you try Ui instead of Cheringles?

>>1850454 That star sparkle sound effect is so nostalgic

>>1850455 turn based jrpg game

>>1850455 vr h-game dating sim

>>1850455 Back to the roots

>>1850443 S.Hanako as fast as you can and Koharu heal the fireworks launchers when they're about half health is pretty much it. The faster you are at clearing waves the quicker fever time will go off and you can just keep spamming at the final stretch S.Hanako + S.Hoshino + Koharu + ??? + Rio + Kisaki maybe? There's a few different buff combos you can try I did it with S.Hanako + S.Hoshino + Koharu + D.Ako + Kotama + NY.Fuuka first try though since buffing the fireworks launchers on top of S.Hanako helps a bit, but it really is just S.Hanako doing the bulk of the work Only other thing I can say if you're having trouble is to use her EX just as the new wave spawns in

>>1850473 the out of screen rocket artillery ? i kinda forgot about them and thought i was supposed to kill the one beside the boss

i'm trying this from the rentry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhv5FurTQA but why won't my hoshino go forward at the start? she just stopped in the same place as nozomi, making nozomi the one that got the bomb

>>1850465 >Can't you try Ui instead of Cheringles? I mean I could, but Cherino has the cost gen AND lowers crit resistance with her normal. Sumire hitting 804758+739923+750454 and knocking 15 healthbars off in one EX was because of her. She's pretty important I think. Tomoe doesn't buff crit damage as much as dAru, but the crit rate and move speed are both relevant. And it would give Cherino more cost gen. It was a joke suggestion but I am still considering it because this is a very jank kind of clear. Definitely possible with enough crits though.

>>1850475 You only really kill each wave of mobs that run in, the artillery in the back that Hanako can't really reach is for Umika's launchers to deal with and their health bars contribute to the boss's health Killing each wave fills Umika's bar on the bottom left, every 25% increases the damage both Umika's launchers and the boss's artillery taken + increases cost recovery You need to kill around 10-11 waves of enemies to fill it to 100% to start fever time but as you get there things will get faster

Students shouldn't be allowed to own sex toys.

>>1850484 Correct, I shouldn't be owned by anyone.

>>1850484 Incorrect, students should be allowed free access to my penis

>>1850455 The Division clone where you customise a mob and explore Kivotos and get in hijinks

that was a lot of fun actually

>>1850484 But they can walk around with firearms?

STOP BEING SAD WHAT THE FUCK

>>1850498 Are you sure you have the same placement?

>>1850499 No

>>1850382 She should let ME do it instead

>>1850504 i don't wanna be sad I already miss my arufriend so much

>>1850494 We live in America Guns is fine but porn is offlimits