>>1875856 Can you fuck her?

Fuck niggers

>>1875861 I'm to understand there are mods.

It's RAW, It's UNDERCOOKED. >try to make a new save >deleting old saves doesn't work, the backup saves automatically write themselves over it >decide to continue the game and fight Aeon instead >get to the tower, before taking the elevator to Aeon >the ammo and save stations have an invisible barrier over them, it's near impossible to get them (you still can but it's hard) >get to Aeon, get fucking swiss cheesed because Insomniac kicked in >reach for the toybox to plan a strategy >75% of my arsenal is unavailable, it's because the scrolling skips several pages of weaponry so it's impossible to get most weapons >think I need to git gud >turns out that Aeon is VERY VERY cheesable. Sentries + HMG end the fight in 2 minutes tops >not before learning that you can both die at the same time because the next cinematic takes a while to load for some reason >when that happens, the cinematic is all fucked and the dialogue is sped up, and then you're stuck with a dark purple screen >cheese Aeon again >try to go back >can't because the tower's door is CLOSE DFOR SOME REASON I AM STICK IN THE GODDAMN BOSS ROOM RAW RAW RAW FUCK OFF

>>1875961 Cutscenes and vehicles seem to be Crimson Tales kryptonite.

>>1875985 Honestly, at this point, I'm gonna wait for the fixes, this shit is unplayable.

>>1875992 >I'm gonna wait for the fixes

>>1876014 Massive reports of soft-locks, hard-locks, crashes everywhere. Seems like it'll take a while, but everything looks critical.

Is this game actually good or is it just memed by lolicons? I'm sorry but those guys have awful taste in games and it's hard to trust them.

>TFW it's looking like I'm no longer gonna just be partly right about a delay >>1876065 Why can't it be both? Just think of an easier Serious Sam that has platforming elements. First game I've had real fun with in years.

>>1875961 That's a shame. Inexcusable though.

>>1876065 >Is this game actually good or is it just memed by lolicons If it wasn't for the awful dump of bugs that this update just brought, I'd tell you it's amazing. Lots of content, fun gameplay, great sountrack, cool extra modes, multiplayer must be funbut online has yet to be added because a Unity security update broke it.

>>1876065 It's legit fun.

>Goblinism Did he ever make the goblin skin he seemed to be interested on?

>>1875961 IT'S WAR!!!

>>1875856 When does it come out on console?

>>1875961 Neat. Where is .99?

Oh shit, it's here. Should I start a new save and play it through it again from the beginning? I did see that the game has full voice acting now. Do the dreamstones or whatever they're called do anything in the final version? Actually, are all the 'we'll come back and fill these later' bonus zones working?

>Assume game is fixed because of 2 patches >Game still has >Unpassable walls on save point and ammo dispenser >Cog door still closed after beating boss so can't progress >Toybox tabs unresponsive Mamma fucking mia Sleep well Choco then fix your game

knowing how this game development is, i will wait some 6 months to go back and maybe, MAYBE it will be fixed enough to be playable.

I'll wait some days before playing. I'm busy with a lot of shit atm.

>>1876502 You should. Some critical bugs are still not fixed. The devs are drowning in reports. As much as I love the game, launching it in this state is terrible, S.T.A.L.K.E.R is more stable.

I think it would be cute if Carol had a clear french accent even when she speaks English. So she's canonically french and even sounds like it.

2nd try. This time, SOME shit has been fixed, but not everything. >Now I can start a new game after deleting a save, but I still need to close the game after deletion and before starting or it doesn't work >the toybox is fixed, I can now access all my weapons >the French voice acting has been reworked, where it was already voiced, the characters sound different (Emily sounds better tbh) There are still some shit to do >warp stations to the bonus levels have been temporarily disabled (they are causing soft-locks) >there are reports of soft-locks after Persephone (didn't get there yet) and I didn't check if the Aeon soft-lock is fixed And lots of other shit. I'm confident that these issues will eventually be fixed, but they just blew their most important week with this "1.0" build.

>>1878241 It's very sad how fucked the game came out. I just want the man to be happy. All we can do is believe. Like before.

>>1878241 Can confirm the Aeon boss fight and door and save point and ammo station are fully functional since the last patch of yesterday. The 3rd patch I believe. Some errors I found is that not all Ragg's fast travel locations get saved so you can't travel back to some shops. Very annoying as I had to backtrack for several minutes through Marshmallot to get back. On another note, My pc fans are really loud when on the main menu/toybox/shop/cutscenes but are very acceptable during actual intense gameplay. Hope that gets fixed.

>>1878360 >My pc fans are really loud when on the main menu/toybox/shop/cutscenes but are very acceptable during actual intense gameplay. >Hope that gets fixed. Do you have an FPS cap? it was reported that the game decides to hog all the CPU power if you don't.

Also quick update: the survival horror section is broken, the guns sometimes break and shoot somewhere else, and the crosshair disappears, I don't know what causes this. A shame, the sawn-off (especially double sawn-off) is pure sex.

>>1878741 Yeah I had to save and reload quite a couple of times. Dying works too. Using the chainsaw or flamethrower also kinda work. >>1878384 Didn't see any such settings in my gpu settings. Maybe I'm looking wrong.

>>1878750 >Carol no longer crawls when she's moving while crouching Someone made a mod for on knees BJs, didn't they?

Choco just pushed a patch that fixes the glacier glitch and several other things. Also he's apparently fucking dying from sleep deprivation and is unable to eat anything solid.

carol by carol

>>1875856 >finally full launch >everything is fucked and on fire Gotta hand it to my fellow countrymen, it's pretty much what I expect from anything french currently.

>>1878741 It's moving the crosshair to the bottom left of the screen for some reason. A quick way to temporarily fix it is enabling aim assist since that will automatically snap the crosshair to the nearest enemy.

It's OK. I have waited for five years to finally play the game and can certainly wait some more.

>>1880593 I blame Macron and his shitty government shit.

Damn it damn it damn it.

>>1880823 >They deleted the git

Anyone at the moon yet? I'm struggling to progress. There's 3 switches I need to find. I found 1 and pressed it. I found 2 and could not press it, picrel. I have not found 3 yet, although I feel like I explored everything. Also the moon has a really easy out of bounds and I could probably just skip this part but I don't want to.

>>1880823 How do you even fuck up that badly? With git, the commits still exist locally even if you delete a branch. The only way to truly lose commits is to delete your entire checkout, or run the garbage collection.

>>1881293 I wonder what they're even using. It sounds like the LunxChan of git hub clones.

I fucking love this game's soundtrack.

>buy D0A4B5C7

>>1880823 >>1881293 >The only way to truly lose commits is to delete your entire checkout, or run the garbage collection. Git even keeps recent files when running garbage collection. The default is two weeks: https://git-scm.com/docs/git-gc#:~:text=default%20is%202%20weeks%20ago Not to mention that local and remote branches are tracked separately, so even if a remote branch gets deleted, the local branch stays.

>>1881118 Seems you can just jump over the gate but the area is quite buggy, some parts won't load and Ragg's doesn't work according to another Anon. Gonna wait for fixes to continue playing since apparently the next area has been deleted anyway. Hopefully they can recover their files.

The game is winning me back bit by bit. It's still very unpolished but the new content I've seen so far has been a plethora of great stuff. Rottenlake was just premium shit.

>That one temple in the Valley of Kings where you have to hunt for keys while dodging homing magic while surrounded by lava and sometimes fight giant snakes that WILL fuck you up to progress Pure cancer, and it follows an absolutely phenomenal Serious Sam section with a giant reptiloid girl at the end. That was painful.

>>1883078 Delet dis!

The next update might take a little longer: Choco got sick again.

How the hell were they expecting to meet the original release day a month ago, when even with delay they were forced to rush things and polishing will take next month or two? Not like a two or three months of delay really matters after almost 9 years of development...

>>1887468 I believe they didn't take Murphy's law into account back when they dropped Marshmallot, which is even more retarded when there has been many problems during development, from Covid, the robbery, Choco getting sick many times, etc.

>>1887468 i can think of two options: >publisher put the foot down and told them they needed to release OR >money was running dangerously low and they needed to release to keep things running

>>1887737 >Murphy's law Faggot redditor shit

Seems like the game is not worth picking up at this point in time. Do y'all think things will be fixed by the winter / holiday sale? Even if its not on sale, it is when I do a lot of my buying.

What the fuck was the purpose of the nightmare world in the Slights district of Rottenlake? It looks great and all but I found absolutely nothing of value there, not even a single enemy to shoot.

>reviews dropped below 80% positive IT'S OVER

>>1891181 can't sell it there

>>1882281 Behead those who don't.

>Going through the moon >Get whacked in an arena fight >all my inventory gone CHOCOOOOOOOO I'M ON INSOMNIAC I swear, this game switches between being the greastest game ever and an absolute trainwreck every five minutes.

>>1891283 That inventory was stained with shit that this game is, stop whining.

Looks like Springus found his way here from oldchan.

>>1891181 >>1891196 Why would anyone listen to faggots with minds too small to think beyond single labels of whatever in whatever, gets them the most emotional? >>1891283 So far, the newest issue I've had so far since the 1.0 has been crashing two times. I wonder if that inventory loss is crossed wires with the haunted mansion. All you anons with that problem might very well have a demonic spirit following Carol around.

>>1891376 >I wonder if that inventory loss is crossed wires with the haunted mansion. From what I understood, it's a moon thing.

>>1891368 What a shame. Felt too good to have an actual dedicated space for the game without that brownie point parasite. Nothing lasts forever. Let's just hope he wont shit up the thread too much before he gets bored.

>>1891368 >>1891383 Is there something I'm supposed to know about some autist?

>>1891368 No i just don't have extra space to save this game so i shit on it.

>>1891383 >brownie point parasite. I hope indians will eat your guts like zombies ufuuufuuuu.

>>1891383 >cunny squid

>>1891763 That's not a squid, that's a tear elemental.

>>1887403 He's fapping too much and loses zinc, lowering his immune system.

>>1894216 If only there was an influx of Onirism r34 to fap to.

>>1876093 I'm in the midst of a playthrough myself, so I didn't get to the end of the available content that the last pre-1.0 version had. Sadly I'm just avoiding the game for now, because the last thing I want to do is lose progress or run into some huge glitches that weren't even there before. It really has a great balance between humor, gameplay, references, and cuteness with Carol. She's quite endearing.

>>1894560 Just in case, you can copy your save files to another folder so you don't lose all your progress, the saves are located in "C:\Users\Your Name\AppData\LocalLow\Crimson Tales\Onirism". "Save0.json", "Save1.json" and "Save2.json" are your files 1, 2 and 3 respectively and the game also makes backups. Save3 is for the Tales modes. But yeah, the bugs are a comically huge issue in an otherwise excellent game. Rottenlake was pure gold, the haunted mansion, the Blueberry segment and the Dunes fight in the Valley of Kings were great sequences, I'm currently on the moon with the low gravity sections and the rover, and I heard Corpopolis is some slick shit. It's like if Blood 1 had the quality control of Blood 2.

As someone that hate the double world mechanics from metroid prime 2, i'm gonna have a crashout.

>>1897112 This part is as frustrating as Onirism can get.

>>1897112 >>1897829 3 hours in Celestial Forge and i hate this area just as much as i hate metroid prime 2

>>1897112 Fuck me. I was so done with this shit by the time I got to the end of Prime 2.

Has anyone catalog all the animations in that cute and funny mod? I don’t have access to this game and I’d really like to see them.

I'm in need of help, how the hell do i get the gear in front of the boss door in Celestial Forge? It looks like i need to be in the dark world to get it, but both paths into the room are blocked by dark sludge and those tentacles and i can't get past it. Also, does anyone know where the barrier suit costume (samus's light suit) is? i just found the dark suit in the top of the first tower in celestial forge and found out that the light suit is also in the game.

>>1904989 There's a wall crawl maze in the door room.

>>1905033 I had already done the maze, what i didn't knew was the tunnel in the middle of the area with the portal inside, i'm already on the haunted forest now throwing dynamite on everyone.

>>1905162 Funniest shit about that is the hairdryer guns charge shots skyrocketing into my most used weapon because everything else felt like they were barely denting shit.

>>1905512 What weapons are you using?

>>1905641 Random things that more fit the level. I've already beaten Blueberry Patchouli but we both died at the same time which led to the next area being black screen, then the area loads properly after the next time I defeated her just to quickly find out that the little health that was left passed onto Bubly and promptly died after passing the save point, and I defeated her a third time and skipped the cut scene which caused the black screen to appear again. A person should be angry by now but jokes on Chocoo; I've been using them to see what's Bluechouli rocking under that dress and to get a good shot of Carol's ass filling out them Castlevania pants. Honestly that second death was partly me wanting to die to get a better shot of what's under tere.

>>1905786 >I've been using them to see what's Bluechouli rocking under that dress and to get a good shot of Carol's ass filling out them Castlevania pants. And you're not gonna post it?

>>1905512 nah man, the huntresses and the sour candy launcher does so much damage it's crazy.

>>1905786 >Random things that more fit the level Normally most weapons reach higher DPS than the dryer, but it remains a solid weapon especially with the upgrades it gets.

>>1906712 Because the texture issue is starting to feel less of an issue and more intentional. >>1907067 I know the launcher is good but dual guns tend to eat away at ammo and I think I was using something else along with the sniper. >>1907073 I think it's the charged shot along with the freezing that pops zombies heads like cherries.

>>1907329 >I think it's the charged shot along with the freezing that pops zombies heads like cherries. just melee the zombies inside the mansion, 5 or so hits pop their heads.

>>1907073 Can't afford to get close when one might be packing a shotgun on Insomniac, that and the airdryer's funner. I did resort to using the swords charge attack when I was stuck in that fight against the Kleer Bionicles since I didn't really have much health.

>>1907483 >>1907509 Was replying to the wrong post.

glad tidings, peasants

Is it still buggy as shit?

>>1908227 Very, and still no ETA on the next patch, because it turns out not only the last levels were accidentally scrapped but also some nightmare sequences.

>>1908277 >we accidentally deleted the last levels, please understand

>>1908548 It's literally what they said. They admitted to fatfingering their last sections during crunch panic and now they have to it all again. They claim no assets were deleted, but it remains that we probably won't get a patch for a couple of weeks from now.

new patch out!

>>1910629 Aaaand they reverted the patch. Some people lost their save, the game couldn't read them.

>>1910629 >>1911282 Man, this game must be cursed.

I'm genuinely curious as to why everyone ITT is still playing this apparent unfinished bug disguised as a game. I thought we hated it when games were released in an unplayable state? If this game was made by Ubishit i know you'd all be taking massive nonstop dumps all over it.

>>1911534 I was waiting for 1.0. now I'm waiting for the patches. >>1911839 I never thought we'd see her again...

Ben's voicelines for the hunt mode should be added in the next patch.

>>1910629 >>1911282 It's nice that this is funny to me again. >>1911489 Nah, just French. >>1911534 It's fun and I haven't hit anything major yet. Really need to find out where the save is on my Steamdeck for when shit actually hits the wall. >>1911534 I said it was gonna be delayed again and have been laughing my ass off about it up to about a week ago. >If this game was made by Ubishit i know you'd all be taking massive nonstop dumps all over it There's far more fun when a big name (used to be) loaded dev/publisher fucks up spectacularly and their fans gotta work double time to try and stop people making fun of it. >>1911889 She's gotta be someones waifu by now.

>Anon hype the release and shill the game around the whole fucking board for ages >launch is a disaster and unpaid shills start apologizing I hope you feel genuinely embarrassed, and I do have a bit of a stiffy at your misfortune Only because of how fucking annoying some of you could be

>around the whole fucking board for ages >unpaid shills Go back, cucky. You're outside of your containment site.

>>1875856 >cute French girl I don't find her that cute, to be honest. >>1912267 >unpaid shills Leave and kill yourself.

>>1911534 no you see this is a lolicon game we must defend it at all costs

>>1908227 Unfortunately, it should have never been released in this state. >>1912356 >>1912371 I don't think he's calling Onirism anons literal shills, just fanboys. Thus the 'unpaid'. Some of the apologia has been very embarrassing.

>>1912518 Most Onirism fans I've seen in these threads have been pretty open in calling this an awful release.

Nobeta's Smirking Revenge.

>>1912518 >I don't think he's calling Onirism anons literal shills, just fanboys. Thus the 'unpaid'. Then that would be fine, but he shouldn't use such retarded faggot language.

Is there a way to turn costume accessories off on the new UI? i haven't found any buttom that removes helmets/hats.

The patch is live (again).

>>1912978 Not yet. They reworked the accessory system completely, it was supposed to be out with a patch a week ago but the mess that was this game's release probably delayed all their plans on future content updates, so it's still unavailable.

>>1914176 I just hope this borked release don't hurt them enough to deny them the chance to make a second game in the future.

>new patch is out >heavy armor broke >toybox broke (again) What the fuck kind of spaghetti code can do such a thing?

Quick update: toybox isn't broken. Heavy armor still is.

Shit's fucked

>>1920209 >in the haunted mansion >find a place full of industrial sized decanters, with a small overlook with a zombie >walljump using a big decanter and dash into the overlook >fall through the ground >all the way into a cave i 100% should not be in <"welp, guess i gotta reload the game" >game crashes i might just backup my save and revisit the game in a year or so.

Choco just teased the nightmare levels that were supposed to drop with 1.0.

Shopkeep voicelines coming back soon. Hurrah.

>>1928654 Did someone rip out the voicebox of some random granny when they sewed up dubbed Raggs?

Choco teasing us with new outfits too.

>>1928805 I don't know how Cardcaptors got in before something like Kamen Rider but I can't complain.

>>1929002 We did kind of get Kamen Rider in form of the Ladybun outfit for Christmas.

>>1929102 Whenever I saw that in the shop, it always just struck me as Super Sentai; pretty close to Abare Pink to really drive my point home.

>>1929121 Did these particular sentai drive bikes? I know the artist that drew that bunny bike is more of a Kamen Rider fan than super sentai.

>>1928805 Neat.

>>1929155 I honestly can't remember; I feel like they did but it's been a while since I was watching it after fully focusing on Kuuga; really need to finish up both and get back to Dekaranger. I'm sure he meant it as a Rider tribute but I just can't think of Sentai when there's so little armor to it.

>>1928805 >>1929102 Gosh I hope some day she gets a Les Sisters or Violine crossover costume.

>>1929002 Sakura is popular with loli enjoyers.

>>1929326 >popular Anon she's one of the all time great lolis. Popular doesn't even to begin to describe it.

A patch has been pushed. Changelog: >Hey everyone ! >Another small bugfix patch to correct some issues ! >First of all, the old bonus levels are back due to popular demand, they have been enabled again. >I wanted to take the time to rework all of them to put them up to date, and make new ones in a big update, but people were asking for their returns so much that I had to bring them back. >Second, Ragg's and Ben have their voices back ! Now with english dubbing, yay ! >We also made more changes: >Fixed more issues caused by transformations (Zombie, Spacesuit) >Added more time to the battle of the Glahalla (from 12 minutes to 20 minutes) >Drills have a more generous hitbox so it's easier to place them properly >Cameras in the prison can now be broken >Reduced spawn rates of the Corptrooper during the prison break >Fixed an issue with sensitivity bars not working properly >Fixed an issue with resolution detection upon screen switch >Improved playground bot team selection >Fixed more issue where the UI could lock up >Max bot count can go back to 15 >Fixed Valley of kings music breaking upon opening the map >I'm still working hard on remaking the content that was accidentally deleted in the panic of release, please be patient a little longer ! (it's an entire chapter worth of content to remake) >We'll keep hard at work to patch more issues, Thank you everybody for being so nice and understanding, as we are still a super tiny team !

>>1929292 at that point why not wakfu?

>>1929292 >forgetting she's French

>>1929858 is it fixed yet?

>>1931681 No mention of the aiming glitch in the manor ot the gate on the moon that can't open.

>>1932145 Well, other than that.

>>1933276 Well otherwise, it's mostly stable. There's still the online, the last part of the story and the remaining nightmare levels to be added in, though.

Does anyone have the link to that guide that shows where to get all the ammo upgrades?

>>1934588 There's the wiki and there's the Steam guide. https://onirism.wiki.gg/wiki/Locations https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2873118910

>>1935262 >spoonfeeding

>>1935262 Well I knew about the Steam one but I'm not a fan of using video walkthroughs too much, I prefer the ones that explain in detail and have screenshots of the area and one of the map usually having a red circle or whatever to show where the upgrade is at. I might be misremembering but I thought there was a different guide besides the ones you linked unless it was originally what the wiki guide was.

>>1936188 The map is kinda weird though since it's just like an overhead image of the 3d landscape. Not very clear in some spots