MERRY CHRISTMAS ANONS! It's time for Uncommon Time! That's right everyone's favorite RPGmaker game is back for another round of shitposting about suspiciously tanned Celts, and psychotic Khazar milkers. This marks the tenth year of this fine /v/ tradition, hard to believe it's been that long. Anyways I look forward to having fun with you anons, and lest we forget REMOVE ALTO! TEAGAN DID NOTHING WRONG! [Questions and Concerns] >What's UT? Unreal Tournament. >Who's Teagan? A very tanned Celtic tomboy. >Who's Alto? A psychotic jewess with big titties. >10 years? Yep. >Is this game good. Watch it and find out. No! >Where's the stream? https://cytu.be/r/uncommontime [STREAM START TIMES] 2PM CT 12PM PT 8PM LONDON 9PM PARIS 11PM MOSCOW [Tentative Schedule] The stream will run from DECEMBER 13TH TO DECEMBER 21ST at https://cytu.be/r/uncommontime stream may go on for additional UT content, but I can't make any promises. Dec 13th: Start the vanilla content and hopefully finish Nuclear scene. Dec14th: Endings 6-4. Dec 15th: Endings 3-2 and Worm's Arc. Dec 16th:Arietta Arc plus Ending 1 to finish UT. Dec 17th: Duet+CODA and Hopefully move onto to Tactics. Dec 18th: Start Predecessors (hopefully). Dec 19th: Finish Predecessors and move onto ReTuned. Dec 20th: Play through ReTuned and hopefully finish it. Dec 21st: Start ABA. Dec 22nd+?: I regret nothing! All of this schedule is subject to changes for various reasons including the following. My Internet dies. 8tv dies. Streamer's OBS dies. Streamer dies. US civil war 2.0 kicks off. Streamer is taken away by the jews for internet crimes. Streamer Simply can't take it anymore. [List of mods and fan works] Duet: Rewrite of Alto's music box sequence, and a new ending that even redeems Alto's character. CODA: A stand alone game that takes place after ending 4 with new gameplay and character portraits by Ben "The Alto Annihilator" Garrison. ReTuned: A complete rewrite of UT with many changes to existing characters, and adding new ones. Has a lot of new spells, and an auto battle system. Predecessors: A prequel to Uncommon Time that takes place 2000 years before the original story after Teags and Alto travel back in time. Features new portraits, a completely new battle system similar to other tactics games, and lots of spells with their own physics. Anon's Bizarre Adventure: A shitpost of a game that while technically not in the UT timeline Features Teagan as a party member and that's good enough for me. Features loads of bizarre events inspired from shitposts, and real life events. Save often to avoid losing progress or getting soft locked. Sullen Boku Girls Alliance: Yet another unfinished RPGmaker game from the demented mind of FeralPheonix. Features boring gameplay, generic rpgmaker enemies, and Alto. May also have a cameo from Teagan in future updates.

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[Addendum] Sex with Teagan.