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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8383 Anonymous 12/04/2025 (Thu) 09:21:57 Id: 5a98fc No. 1988671
Previous thread: >>1987124 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >12/3 (Wed) After Maint – 12/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Mari (Idol) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Sakurako (Idol) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Mine (Idol) (1* – Welfare) Kaho (3* – Rerun) Kazusa (3* – Rerun) >News 5th Anniversary site: https://5th-anniversary.bluearchive.jp/ticket Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/609 >Events: (Rerun) Serenade Promenade – 12/3 (Wed) After Maint – 12/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Final Restriction Release: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 11/20 (Thu) 11:00 – 12/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Joint Firing Drill: Breakthrough (Field – w/Light Armor) – 12/3 (Wed) After Maint – 12/10 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Grand Assault: Kaiten (Urban – Torment w/Light & Heavy Armor) – 12/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 12/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 12/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 12/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Hard – 12/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 12/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Commission – 12/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 12/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >12/2 (Tue) After Maintenance – 12/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Izuna (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Chise (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun) Renge (3* – Rerun) Yukari (3* – Rerun) >News: 4th Anniversary Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th
[Expand Post]Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=3274044 >Events: Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/2 (Tue) After Maintenance – 12/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) >Content: Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set (Field w/Light Armor) – 11/19 (Wed) 2:00 – 12/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) Joint Firing Drill: Escort (Indoors w/Heavy Armor) – 12/2 (Tue) After Maint – 12/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Normal – 12/1 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Account EXP – 12/5 (Fri) 19:00 – 12/7 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Scrimmage/Comission – 12/8 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Bounty/Lesson – 12/15 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Account EXP – 12/19 (Fri) 19:00 – 12/21 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Normal – 12/22 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/26 (Fri) 18:59 (UTC) 2x Account EXP – 12/26 (Fri) 19:00 – 12/28 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Hard – 12/26 (Fri) 19:00 – 12/29 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) 3x Bounty/Scrimmage– 12/29 (Mon) 19:00 – 1/5 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC) >Scripts: Anti spam blur script: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/534315-bagscript Post auto load delay (Stops you from getting flashbanged by spam): https://rentry.org/8DelayScript/raw Seia script: https://rentry.org/dvdoom
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Sex on the beach. With Nagisa.
>>1988672 oh, pardon me *SLURRRRRRRP*
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Lazy/bag/.
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>>1988672 >>1988673 >>1988675 why did you do it
<mks
>>1988674 Did everyone here remember to apologize to Nagisa and accept her status as the best girl of the Tea Party?
I like this artist. Really prominent, non-washed out colors. Especially black and red. Who made it?
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>>1988684 Only gooksenseis have to apologize, btw.
>>1988687 >apologizing for isakusan gooksenseis would never
>>1988685 I would not mind these alts
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Will we ever see Suou again?
New thread New me New Hifumi or Nagisa ID Recommend me a cheap mouse because mine is starting to suffer from a faulty scroll wheel
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>>1988684 Nagi big love
>>1988692 blue like the archive
>>1988691 > bugger off without saying anything at the end of the chapter Kim promised, Kim will deliver, but don't expect her to be out anytime soon.
>>1988689 Rewritten nip senseis still did. For some fucking reason.
ID check
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
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My Lovely StudentWife Noa
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>>1988685 Freng. He is a god-tier artist I don't think he was cheap.
>>1988694 That was not in the plan, but at least it's the universal ID so it works as a wildcard for any student
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>>1988683 >If Sensei masturbates I'll die too! Is that the translation?
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Look at these absolute units
>>1988704 I'm just gonna say yes
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Today I want to talk about Shun and her hair. The wheel differentiates Shun and Shunling, so I will be exclusively going over Shun, the most interesting student in PvP because of how much she can do. For better and worse. Shun has black hair that, when left natural, goes down to her calves. The ponytail she wears her hair in goes down to her waist. It's also surprisingly thick, obscured by the fur on her dress. And her hair has a gradient, which is much more obvious here than it is with Shunling, going from black to a periwinkle, or other similar shade of light purple. Shun probably thinks it closer to a silver, but that's not the case, and she's still got it. On her right bang she wears a clover-like hair accessory that's very similar to her halo, though it's less detailed. Her ponytail is tied with her hair, which means that it's possible her hair goes down to her ankles, or at least her lower calves as opposed to the mid-calf. She has two long bangs that go down to her thighs, showing much of what was already discussed, gradient, straight hair, a nice look. Shun's design as a whole feels like looking at many different gemstones with how they shine and glitter. The pale white and sharp blue of her dress, giving a silvery, reflective look. The actual silver stripe just under her chest. The mature, sleek black like onyx. Skin smooth like porcelain. Extravagant emerald bindings for her dress... And, of course, her lively, jade-like eyes. Shun's hair is very sleek and smooth, which makes sense given her taste in gifts. Despite that, though, if you really look, there is certainly proof that Shun is still human, and could use a break now and again, in how those loose strands show themselves like a single note played off-key in an orchestra. Even so, the rest of the composition is great. And knowing Shun, knowing Shanhaijing, her hair would have the scent of blossoming plums and ripe peaches. Link to previous entries (assuming I don't forget): https://rentry.org/hair_archive
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coom in Nozoom.
<wappi
>>1988714 >visit a school <get assaulted by succubi >take a train <get assaulted by succubi
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Thoughts on Shuro?
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Ichika love...
>>1988721 that short doujin by kuma was really really hot
It's also time for going over the week. This week was Serika, Hanae, Karin, Moe, Kai and Shun. I might have gotten a bit too long-winded this week. Kai was definitely a bit too long, but I don't regret what I put for her. Actually, someone else noted that Riku's hair is different from Kai's. Since Riku isn't on the wheel, I have to address this as something with Kai. That's entirely my fault for not catching that. I'm used to most alternate outfits that are minor to not have any real difference, and the one time I don't check, I miss something important! Getting Shun immediately after Kai... I don't know how to feel about that. On one hand, I finally finished Shanhaijing's entries. But on the other hand, I'll admit I really looked forward to them. This is actually why this entry is so late. I'm not done, of course. There are still a number of students I haven't gone over! I do suppose Shanahijing no longer being on the wheel is a good thing for everyone else, at least. It means there won't be any xianxia jumpscares in the hairposts. Probably.
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>>1988721 built for headpat correction
>>1988721 Praying to jebus that she won't get another swimsuit alt. The Hyakko swimsuit streak must be broken.
>>1988721 A good girl who did nothing wrong.
>>1988725 >Actually, someone else noted that Riku's hair is different from Kai's. Since Riku isn't on the wheel, I have to address this as something with Kai. That's entirely my fault for not catching that. I didn't read the hairpost and I barely care for her but even I knew that. 恥ずかしいです。
New thread New me
>>1988725 >implying you can't just import "you're courting death" to Hyakkiyako or random gangs
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Nexon please stop it...
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El director, please.
>>1988731 I did note that I didn't check this one time and it bit me. >>1988733 >Hyakkiyako There's one playable character left in that list, the other one being a special case where it'd be too awkward. >random gangs The idea of randomly throwing out something along the lines of "YOU ARE COURTING DEATH" while still making it work for that character's hairpost is a really funny one.
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1996519858976997384?t=yY-mprEpOS2teRyoFyX_Wg&s=19 Why did they need to release it again? We saw it already.
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>>1988725 Junior dares?
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>>1988739 Also: > Event is out in 2 more weeks A bit too early, Nexon.
>>1988739 they forgot to tweet it I'm guessing was about to say maybe it's because they took like 4 days to EN sub it, but it's literally there 4 days ago on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA-rikbd7Ro
I'm waiting to headpat my students and came across some guy's trophy stash.
>>1988721 I wonder how she smells like
>>1988734 freaky Mari
>>1988741 saki would never
>>1988748 tamed saki
>>1988751 Cute.
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eimisex
>>1988751 short reng
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>>1988758 There's a rough translation version, hope u rike
>>1988738 There're more funny phrases from the same ballpark, but special case and her snake hair if I'm guessing correctly is definitely "courting death".
Friendly reminder to pat your stoats.
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I love Serika's butt
>>1988765 Is it passable?
>>1988770 > Change "Sensei" to "Master" Other than that I supposed it's (((Ok)))
>>1988721 She has cute feet
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I wanna see Kayoko's Wrapped.
>>1988773 pervert
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gib ID
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New Junko.
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>>1988771 They do call him sensei here so maybe Shuro just called him master for the roleplay?
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>>1988792 Fool!
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Hot damn, we have like 4 tendies to rolls for this fes >1 from Hiero last to Dec 31 >1 from Kaiten >1 from Fes special event >1 from Dec 16 pre-registration. Twitch drop rewards are not announced yet though.
I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fuck dog
>>1988801 good man
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El director part 2
>>1988787 jexy sunko
You wouldn't go camping with demons.
>>1988816 I never noticed the bird tilts it's head slightly at the same time, just like Seia. That's amazing.
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I'd go camping with elf As in this one only.
<Nagi butt
>>1988817 shes just a little horny
>>1988822 Seia look smarter in KR version, look at that 4head
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It's DecemberHiner
hina decemberina
hina fortuna
Student for this feel?
>>1988826 Looks kinda the same to me
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>>1988834 Uhh Churro?
>>1988822 I hate this fake Seia. Never post it.
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I'm bringing further proof of Mari being slutty
>>1988846 >2 pigeons and a horse Imagine Trinity if Tea Party was humans only.
>>1988848 natsu airi and yoshimi leading the tea party?
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Xmas
Student for this feel?
Sexmas
Is there a list of students that will not rape me?
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>>1988828 The ingame version is better
>>1988837 Why is her forehead so big in kr ver?
>>1988869 How about the swimsuit one
>>1988867 Yes. Here is the full list: Yume
>>1988867 Yeah, here you go:
>>1988876 You can still be raped in the afterlife.
>>1988867 Nn, big Shiroko respects your rights
>>1988876 Kuzunoha too
A bit off topic but are we fucked?
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>>1988876 Ghost rape
>>1988876 >>1988877 You joke, but I don’t think Iori will ever rape sensei
>>1988883 Until the AI frenzy stabilized? Yes
>>1988874 Much better
>>1988883 Yes, You thought students raping us was bad? Students have nothing on the way life constantly rapes us.
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>>1988867 for that I would actually recommend ...uhhh, no wait.. there was that time. hmm, but yeah! you could go wit- ahh, no, no, never mind. generally I'd say I feel safe around.. uhh, how does it even feel to be safe? it's been so long...
>>1988884 buried under the shifting sand(bag)s of Abydos...
>>1986125 Posting Suou every day until she gets added Day 226 Posting Konoka every day until she gets added Day 118
>>1988883 Genuinely glad I built a new computer earlier this year before it got this bad The 32GB DDR5 RAM kit I bought for $98 is $329 right now and it's only gonna get higher
>>1988883 You'd probably better to build your own pc fast before they hike up the ram price.
>>1988888 She will faint the moment you pp even touches her clit
One day I'll get to claiming my Fes stash.
>>1988883 perhaps, not until AI bubble burst so, only Samsung and SK Hynix left?
Oh fuck, I just hit bond 100 with my wife's alt Neat
>>1988900 RAM prices have been spiking up for the past 2 weeks already. Micron announcing that they're exiting consumer market yesterday is only adding onto it. Only hope now to not get scammed is through bundle deals or pre-builts unfortunately until the bubble pops
>>1988904 grats on bond 100 sMiyu
>>1988904 or else
>>1988902 Why do you hate your students?
>>1988883 I am thankful I decided to buy the parts to built my own pc when Trump won the last elections. I just knew going forward everything was gonna go to shit. From relations between the nations getting worse, to the people on top wanting to go the AI route, quality be damned
Small nomi
>>1988919 It was almost real.
nomini
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Would my students still love me if I just gave them cash as a Christmas gift?
>>1988883 I sure hope nothing bad happens to my pair of 12 GB sticks I've bought last year...
Do not take the boobs away
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>>1988923 Small versions are such a treat
Himari should walk.
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>>1988883 Thank God my DDR4 ram still works RIP my power supply tho
>>1988927 wtf i love nonomi now
>>1988883 >literally just bought a brand new PC last month Man
Chest flatteners will get flattened with road rollers.
>>1988941 I want nonomi to flatten me
>>1988943 big loves
Gremlin who hits you with a cane, says homu, and steals your pyros
>>1988883 I'm glad my old ass PC is still running... Ride or die at this point
>>1988904 Post her
>>1988904 congrats on the santa Serina 100
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Jumby my beloved...
>>1988982 Nope.
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Criminal girls.
>>1988988 What are their crimes?
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>>1988992 Smuggling Sensei across Kivotos for rape.
Kim....
peroro dolls are just labubus
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she's shilling her daughter again...
>>1988999 Banner soon
>>1988999 buttbot
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Now she's just doing it cause she likes it. That Kimono almost fell off already.
>>1989006 gonna start taping her clothes to her shoulders
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False positive, mate.
>>1988999 Why does a robot need a butt this big?
>>1989006 Look at this pervert exposing so much skin. I sentence her to the little death penalty!
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Let's try again.
>>1989014 To fulfill the big sister role properly same case with momoi
>>1989012 Last time we got a loli alt was 4 years ago... When will they give use another lolified students?
>>1989014 Deca saw my browser history and did me a favor
>>1989021 us* gotta midori my post first.
>>1989025 We got small Rumi and Kisaki. Maybe they will be playable someday
>>1989021 Puppy Kanna...
>>1988867 Hatsune Miku respects me rights
How is Aris gonna talk-no-jutsu her?
should I pull for chise or izuna??
>>1989031 "Loife is precious, and you yourself should create more loife".
>>1989021 Your next Small Alt.
>>1989032 What's your pyrox reserve?
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>>1989033 >you yourself should create more loife >Malkuth's new goal after vol EX and she becomes playable is to be impregnated by sensei and grow her own life Would be kino of the highest order.
>>1989032 Do you have camp Kotama and do you intend to Torment Hod and Wakamo in the future? Then S.Chise Meanwhile S.izuna can work in Yesod, but Noa works better there. Neither of them are truly required.
>>1989031 It's gonna be Sensei(You) who will talk-no-jutsu her. >UWOOOGH FLAT CHEST >Malkuth: I do not understand this action. Sensei please teach me why you are doing this.
Friendly reminder to pat your stoats.
>>1989039 I guess I'll refrain
Good morning, /bag/ >>1988684 I apologize, cope and kneel to Nagisa. Naturally I've always loved her.
>>1988883 Seriously, where did things go so wrong with PCs?
>>1989036 I've seen Izuna shine in Goz and Set with better options on the table now days, while Chise still makes Wakamo's first phase hilariously comfy. I'd go for Izuna, but that's just my opinion >>1989041 Save for fes
>>1989050 Crypto bubble followed by AI bubble.
>>1989050 >Seriously, where did things go so wrong with PCs? When California went full retard. Cali was kinda retarded but ok before. Now they went full retard.
What will happen if you lolify Kisaki or Hina?
>>1989057 nothing , hina's has the same figure as her elementary school and kisaki while affected by the loli virus was actually feeling better
>>1989057 >Kisaki We already did, nothing visibly changed
>>1989058 Kisaki should've been pic related if it weren't for Kai...
>>1989061 We should thank Kai
>>1989031 I don't think it will be Alice, but Rio. As Kei points out, and the Decacunnies for the matter, the goals of the followers of Decagrammaton isn't to decimate mankind, but to conquer in order to protect them. Someone among them deemed we are under danger by ourselves and they have decided to take action to save us. This arc hasn't been one of Alice showing what she learned and her values, rather it has been one showing how Kei became more humane and now alligns with Alice's ideals.
>>1989063 Kai really is my greatest ally...
>>1989064 I honestly kinda hope it won't be Alice. I feel liek if Alice is the one who convinces them it would be the most boring and safe choices and not very thematically satisfying. Kei or Rio would be infinitely better. Alice should just be the muscle and moral support this volume.
>>1989031 She's just going to ask her to play vidya together
>>1989070 But she doesn't have arms
>>1989071 That's what her feet are for
>>1989061 You fucking retard
>Sensei really has the power of HOPE
>>1988961 Thank you, Akane. Thank you, Asuna. Thank you, Karin. Thank you, Neru. Thank you, Toki. I'm disappointed that this is the only solo Akane Christmas pic I could find on booru.
I am the jester
>>1989068 It most likely will be Aris based on Vol Ex's writing quality and Aris' popularity. A shame, but Aris is the safest and most potentially profitable option.
Momoi will talk Malkuth down
Yuzu will talk them down
Malcute will kill herself after having to listen to Momoi's ideas, this will make Aris bweeh and Kei will avenge her, ending the Momoi problem once and for all. This will lift the curse and no Anon will (almost) die after Moi64 again.
>>1989084 >Meanwhile, the actually sensible twin
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>>1989090 Joke on you Momoi will curse Moi64 and everyone who played it will die in 7 days. To lift the curse you must read the whole series of novel about The Ring. An extremely retarded series.
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>>1989083 >based on vol Ex's writing quality Vol EX has been incredibly well written so far
>>1989091 Momoi is proof even retards can thrive
>>1989091 I wonder how sensible they are down there
>>1989068 OH yeah I meant Kei instead of Rio.
>>1989075 >tragedy to comedy im a funny guy
I want the deacunnies to join millenium as an opposing game dev club but they also make terrible games
Why do they keep hitting us with a sexy momoi once in a while?
>>1989102 Sorry they will make human X AI porn doujins instead
>>1989102 Sturmbannführer Yuuka really should shut down all these shovelware slop factories.
Good morning my Miggas!
>>1989102 >decacunnies join millennium >they try to make games >theyre sovless >they try to make machines >theyre sovless >sensei helps them find beauty in flawed designs >ending has them cooperate with the engineering department and creating dumb stuff together id actually love it
>>1989102 Their games are riddled with bugs and crash every few minutes but at least don't have "features" like blocking your main story progression behind a dlc.
Imagine the taste of the sweat
>>1989102 >They make bad games riddled with micro transactions, awful skill based mm, and all around bad decisions >Their games are massively popular
>>1989110 >>they try to make games >>theyre sovless >>they try to make machines >>theyre sovless So, a combination of GDD and Rio? >>1989112 >>1989114 Unironically sounds better than most modern mainstream releases.
>>1989114 They'd make hyper realistic sim games but couldn't appeal to the autists who like train and farming sim and shit like that
>>1989119 Wrong, they will make Kivotos Factorio and kill billions.
>>1989075 >Not a student Don’t care
>>1989102 What are /bag/'s thoughts in Kei joining GDD? I think the situation I'd most like to see is Kei joining Seminar instead cause it would be way more interesting. Have Kei be a replacement for Toki to be Rio's bodyguard/assistant and help guide her in curing her autism. I just kind of don't think Kei would add anything to GDDs dynamic that would be worth it.
>>1989109 Good morning
>>1989114 >They make bad games riddled with micro transactions That's GDD, thanks to Momoi.
>>1989123 >What are /bag/'s thoughts in Kei joining GDD? Something that will most likely happen even if Seminar or C&C Kei would be far more interesting.
>>1989117 you take that back and give me that ID while you are at it
sometimes Miyako's hips start to appear in my mind out of nowhere
>>1989127 I dunno Kei's biggest arc is now learning to live a life on her own without just living for Alice so having her not join GDD would make more sense thematically.
ako olev test inline $$LaTeX$$
>>1989130 Telepathic rape
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>>1989137 >not Caravan one job
>>1989133 not into miyako but i agree with the armpits part
momoi makes soulful games just like moi64
>>1989141 SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH MAKE YOUR OWN CARAVAN
>>1989146 So, they actively suck life force out of those who play them? After every round of moi64, there always seems to be at least one person here who mysteriously falls ill or gets injured.
>>1989154 stop noticing
>Nagusa's birthday is next Guess who can't celebrate her own birthday because she's an npc and thus doesn't have a birthday in her bio?
>>1989158 Shuro?
>hagwhosa
I think Nagusa is... cute...
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Falsely attributing all of my physical debilitations and general life perils to moi.
>>1989162 I think she's pretty
>>1989146 Moimoi is right
>>1989158 miria?
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Two delicate pale beauties and a few creatures in-between
>>1989176 Grilled cheese sandwich.
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Is camping fun?
>>1989181 White women
>>1989154 sensei is just too old and weak to handle real games
Pale beauty hours?
always trust himari.
We love Knife ears here
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Kuroko alt when?
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shut up himari
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>>1989188 Exponential family growth by giving each one of the Saiba twins twins
Orgy with Karin, Iori and Himari, Nagusa
>>1989200 Taoist sensei....
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How does an autist homebody like Rio pull this shit off?
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But which of the twins will get pregnant first?
>>1989205 Her suit
>>1989206 momer hikarer
>>1989206 The one you fuck first, duh?
>>1989206 Asking the real questions.
>>1989210 Why are the dumb ones more fertile?
>>1989206 one is too retarded to know how babies are made to begin with the other will leg arm and tail lock you from start to finish its still gonna be moi somehow
>>1989205 5IVs Genetics.
>id randomly changes >its close to the one i wanted thanks?
>>1989205 VR simulation
https://magma.com/d/Yer2azdBC5 Come Agg in the drawie. Theme is "raid bosses as students" or "students as raid bosses". This is probably why it's empty.
>>1989217 Congrats
Sucking on Himari's ears...
>>1989179 Depends, if you camp in an isolated forest, creating a temporary toilet is not fun while fighting against hundreds of mosquito and bugs.
>>1989221 all those people reacting to himari? me.
me on the left when her plushie arrives
>>1989228 make a fire dumdum
>>1989214 many such cases
>>1989224 There's not enough ear molestation art for BA
>>1989224 my man
>>1989236 Fine, have it your way
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>>1989232 Pervert.
>>1989239 NOT LIKE THAT
Yakumo is definitely not a good pick on JP season (for now). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOREzbX8sY
Guys I want to Brush Takane’s Hair Is that going too far?
>>1988672 SO GIVE ME COFFEE AND TV HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTORY
>>1989249 A little
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>>1989078 I also cannot find any more Christmas Akane pics... I am learning to color stuff now and will do it myself
>>1989243 >matches last so long that SWakamo's stupid rage buff will probably actually start ramping up >nobody ever dies so EX skills get cycled through multiple times >SWakamo's EX skill can kill Marina in previous seasons outright from full health despite the bad armor match up >urban terrain, so SS mood What's the catch here?
>>1989249 as long as you don't sniff
Replace PVP
>>1988961 this today we gonna all thank to her smile sauna great kivotos brightest
>>1989249 as long as you don't forget to also brush her pubes
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Adult
Step the fuck aside, Zoos
>>1989274 What an abomination
>>1989266 Takane shaves you barbarian
>>1989277 Wrong, she has a beautiful red bush
I'd rather have a tachibanana
>>1989277 >no proof classic /bag/
>>1989259 Okay, I watched some S10 pvp videos. Dies to Hibiki. Dies to Saki. Dies to Hanako. Misses constantly.
>>1989281 no doubts
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I always end up coming here to grab the pictures. I'm not planning in playing gachashit anytime soon, but i will make a BA folder for masturbatory purposes. Is there any site that has the complete list of students with their pictures?
>>1989273 smile
>>1989284 Your boorus?
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>>1989279 You seriously expect the RW girls to give up that layer of warmth? They're cold enough as is!
Shiggy's specially filtered drinks...
>>1989295 >You seriously expect the RW girls to give up that layer of warmth? They're cold enough as is! She offered you warmth and Sensei(You) rejected it... Your fault
Didn't the stoat rape you in the ASMR?
>>1989298 Apparently Sensei finally caves in in the ASMR
>>1989287 wdym "my boorus". Anyways, not a fan of wikis but i found the BA one has what i needed. Thanks for nothing, fags.
heehee + mari = himari
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>>1989299 She washes you blindfolded and sleeps with you.
>>1989302 Ok, i'll take this back >>1989307. That is way better than the wiki. You're alright, anon.
Get new images takanebros
>>1989299 >>1989303 >>1989306 She carries you on her back through the snow. Then you bathe with her but you wear a blindfold. Then she RPs being a bartender. Then you sleep with her breathing next to your head.
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>>1989315 >Then you sleep with her breathing next to your head this is rape
>>1989295 Having more pubes than Cherino is counter-revolutionary, comrade!
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>>1989317 >>1989318 Just wait 'til you find out all the shit Miyako did to you.
I can't get used to Cherino's new voice.
>>1989318 (You) sound gay. What's next? Gonna protest for Sensei-rights?
>>1989284 This one (the good wiki (non-fandom)) has a list of nonplayables that might be helpful too https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/NPC
>>1989320 So, I'm safe if I don't have miyako?
>>1989249 whats next you sick fuck hold her hand? fingers interlocked?
>>1989317 Should've picked better girls
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>>1989325 Will thoroughly examine it and share my findings with you, anons. Thanks!
>Miyako >traps (You) on a beach island >"oh sorry Sensei I didn't realize the high tide" >"look at those cute rabbits. They went to this lone place, fucked so hard and there's a lot of them now" >"I won't mind it too!" She isn't just thirsty... She's PARCHED...
>>1989328 Doesn’t Marriage come after that?
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>>1989333 >second pic >trips HOLY CAKE
>>1989333 Thank God that Miyako hates adults like me the most, or else I would be in peril.
>>1989336 >after >ruining her purity before dedicating yourself to her
Misaki respected my rights in her asmr
>>1989315 A little off-topic, but does anyone know the script of the VR Kazusa booth at fest that made some sensei cry after exiting?
>>1989340 >laser big flank based
>>1989343 Misaki is good.
Students masturbate to you
Are the ASMRs any good? Which ones are worth my time and why?
Friendly reminder to pat your stoats.
>>1989350 Can you understand JP? Unless you like their voices you probably won't get much out of them if not but they are nice. They're pretty much voiced and more intimate Momotalks.
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My cute maidcat has just made me some delicious pancakes.
>>1989347 >jevil wants to fuck midna so bad.mp3 except its *insert student* with sensei
>>1989346 Agreed
>>1989356 Manwhore
>>1988721 Extreme daughtercore. I must protect and spoil and headpat her.
>>1989352 I know enough to get by. Which ones do you recommend?
>>1989347 Why is Mika the one humping?
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>>1989366 They're all good except for a few duds. Just start with the student you fancy the most. Kayoko's might be the easiest start since her voice was literally made for it.
>>1989350 >>1989366 Writing long post, please wait warmly.
Good evening /bag/ I heard it's kansha day
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>>1989383 not anymore but you've got the spirit
>>1989383 kansha
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>>1989383 It's always kansha day
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Despite everything, I think Shigure would be a good wife and mother
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>>1989397 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1989393 fat bottomed girl makes the rocking world go around
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Koharu...
>>1989392 Which student is this?
>>1989403 the fat one.
>>1989412 Chise is not violent
>>1989415 Your bonks?
What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? Boo-berry pie! How do you know when Santa’s around? **You can always sense his presents!
I fucked up
>>1989417 Serina…
>>1989415 all bings are violent
>>1989417 Good job porn model Nuts. Serina, come to my room.
>>1989377 I started with Yuuka. >>1989381 Take your time.
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Porn failure Serina...
I'm gonna make Serina twerk for this fuck up
>>1989417 Serina...
>>1989429 naked
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>>1989432 I think I can only remove her skirt
>>1989441 good enough
Which way, Sensei?
>>1989444 switch
>>1989441 All it takes is one search.
Cat gf that feeds me
>>1989446 For some reason, this doesn't show up for me
>>1989449 Where cat gf that feeds me grilled food
Cat grillfriend that feeds me
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>>1989452 >>1989453 Grill cord
>>1989444 solo mid
>>1989444 depends on whether my studentwife is bottom or top.
How many students are foot sluts And how many are armpit sluts?
>>1989453 Watching this made me hungry
2 grillposts at the exact same second? we're being fucking invaded by (((them))) I've been fucking telling you guys
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If any of my students play LoL I'm getting out of Kivotos.
>>1989461 Moi strikes me as a league of legends player
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>>1989456 i bet she plays invoker like a goddamn wizard
Feeling pretty pink today
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>>1989465 lmao faggot
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>>1989444 I'm anything my students need me to be
>>1989470 dildo
In no particular order: >Kayoko Really fucking good. The seiyuu understands how to use the microphone and has exceptional control over her voice. This one is incredibly powerful because it's nearly an hour of Kayoko fussing over you. She walks with you in the rain while sharing an umbrella. She wipes you down, cleans your ears. Compared to other Blue Archive ASMRs, this one features a lot of sound effects. Things like the sound of her stroking your hair or little sighs and gasps. If you like that sort of thing, this is really up there. I've fallen asleep listening to the second track a few times. >Kazusa Exceptional. Spending an evening with Kazusa eating junk food while she blatantly hits on you for an hour. Another case of the seiyuu doing a great job using the microphone. Kazusa's voice has a certain timbre to it that comes out a lot when she gets close. Downside is there's a mouth sounds section which I personally find annoying. Lots of breathing next to your ear (this is a good thing). This one isn't good for sleeping. >Swimsuit Miyako Really leaning into fan art Miyako. An expansion of the events of her momotalks. She cannot keep her filthy rabbit hands off of you for the entire hour long run. Massage, inappropriately touching your crotch, pushing you down and getting on top of you, love confession (interrupted by Zeus), stripping naked. Lots of sound effects in this one. I like Miyako a lot, so this one is one of my favorites. If you don't like Miyako, you might just be annoyed. Not really good for sleeping. >Onsen Shigure Kawase Maki is my favorite seiyuu. Shigure saves your ass from the cold so the first part is her carrying you through the snow. Then she molests you in the onsen while you're blindfolded. She makes you a drink and gives you a massage. Then you sleep with her. It's more or less an extended version of her momotalks where Sensei doesn't do the gayest thing ever done in the history of humanity. Notably, the bonus tracks this time are incredibly intimate, but not in a sexual way. More of a sharing the moment kind of thing. Shigure's voice is just incredible. This one is pretty good for sleeping. >Nonomi As far as Blue Archive ASMR goes, this one is pretty basic. I like it because I think they did a good job writing Nonomi's character here. Nothing really notable happens, but she does clean your ears. Some people find that sound annoying. >Noa, Yuuka, Hina, Himari One thing I'm personally annoyed by is how many of the ASMRs are just "girl does office work with you" for 50 minutes. These are all "girl does office work with you". It's not interesting. It almost feels like a missed opportunity to me, actually. If you like these characters, buckle in for "coffee machine", "wheelchair motor", or, the perennial favorite "pen scratching on papers while girl randomly grunts". I know Yuuka's is considered the best and I don't really care. Recent ASMRs have shown that they can write much more fulfilling scenarios. "Should we have X spend some time with Sensei in a more personal way? Nah. Bring out the paperwork. She loves paperwork." I hate these. Good for sleeping though. >Christmas Serina One of my favorite students. Kind of a mixed bag ASMR though. Starts with you sick and Serina fawning over you. I really enjoyed that. Then it sort of abruptly teleports outside and you spend all of about eleven minutes talking to her in public which Iis quite jarring. In the final track, you spend Christmas with her at Schale. This last one is really good and actually pretty long. The bonus track is Christmas morning and she sings. Good if you like Serina, kind of boring content though. Could sleep to this. >Shun, Onsen Chinatsu, Ui, Misaki, Tsubaki I actually can't remember anything about these. Pretty sure there are two Shuns talking to you at the same time at one point. >Miyu Imagine being stuffed in a box with Mikuru from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi. Not good. Microphone peaks at least once.
>>1989444 Cropped fag comic Shamefur dispray
Thinking about evil chinese woman...
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>>1989473 my students don't need that
>>1989475 That is a really long post...
these ram price increases are PISSING ME OFF it's the slippery slope to the future (((they))) want >can't buy ram anymore <--- we are here >can't buy gpus anymore >can't build own pc anymore >corporations will make "cheap" prebuilt pcs that are shit but give them control >will have to use a subscription for OS >subscription for a browser >subscription to play games (everything becomes cloud based and you're using their good gpus which you can't buy now anymore chud) >everything becomes streamed. streamed streamed streamed >complete monopoly on pc market >everything that was free or you could at least buy yourself? it's a sub now motherfucker. DEAL WITH IT Soon we'll be paying Nexon a subscription for the privilege of having Blue Archive streamed to your """machine""". Don't forget as it's all streamed so when you buy pakeji they'll know your credentials as they'll have keyloggers on their machines this is the fucking future. inb4 b-but valve le gabin will save us. nah he'll get on this shit too because he'll have NO CHOICE. steam will collapse if nobody can play anything that isn't indieslop anyway. it's an infestation and will infect EVERYTHING. sites like this will seize to exist because your new computer won't have the power to load fucking images or some shit unless you sub FAGGOT you better fucking subb!! OOOOOOOOH I LOVE SUBSCRIBING TO EVERYTHING I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOBING you'll keep using your old pc you say? sure, go for it. then your ram fucking dies, or your gpu, or your ssd, and you can no longer buy replacements. not even storage is safe. why bother selling physical storage when they can charge you a SUB BABY This is the fucking future Blue ARCHIVE
>>1989475 Very informative post. Thank you >I like Miyako a lot Impressions on her drama CD?
>>1989491 Can't wait to run my browsers via a cloud subscription service because I can't afford the RAM to run it myself
>>1989488 Seia would never
>>1989494 you word this like a joke but it's going to inevitably be our future enjoy today while it lasts. things may be shitty now but it'll feel like a paradise looking back in decades time the worst part is that the pushback will diminish with time as the new generation has been cucked and conditioned into thinking subscriptions are good and necessary for everything because they don't know how fucking good we used to have it that's how they fucking size control over humanity. they barely need 100 years.
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>>1989491 >corporations will make "cheap" prebuilt pcs that are shit but give them control LMAO we lost the moment the started making soldered RAM and usb-C boards. Give it up chum, there's no end to corporate greed
>>1989499 and since it will all be running on (((their))) machines, they will control what content you see and force ads in over the top of whatever user settings you have.
>>1989491 Surely my stores of older hardware will tide me over until I die, right?
>>1989475 BONUS >Mimori >RJ01222863 Voice is wrong. I've tried to get through it multiple times. Can't make it to the end because I get annoyed with how wrong her voice is. Maybe try it if you're a Mimori fan. >>1989492 Haven't gotten to it.
>>1989500 yeah... it really is so over and nothing can be done about it i've been saying this for a long time too and i got called a madman. i saw the writing on the wall but nobody could read it
Ui really needs to get laid
>>1989508 Twofold problem. The first being that your average person literally doesn't care and the second being that by the time they do care, they're already used to it.
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This is why you return to old games.
I don't like /pol/bag
Ui needs to take a bath and let me swim in her dirty water
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ID me. Things will be fine.
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>
Ok turns out that all this time I had the mature content filter on, even though I turned that shit off a long time a go. Meaning that I probably missed on hundreds of amazing porn models. Can you tell how mad I am?
>>1989521 Stop being addicted to porn
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>>1989521 Unless you're making gmod porn does it even matter?
>>1989523 He is
>>1989522 You're talking to everyone here, including yourself, with those words.
>>1989521 Bunny Asuna comedy session when?
>>1989521 Shuro status?
>>1989243 disagree, using her on pvp needs good pvp knowledge like positioning and attack range. Also using Hibiki on 2 blue tanks is stupid, he could've just opted to bHosh and sShiroko Yakumo instead of Mari Hibiki
Life? Chocolate pretzels.
>>1989528 Still nothing
>>1989530 >instantly recognizes Hina
>>1989512 With me
>>1989526 Don't get mad over porn bruv
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>>1989526 I'm not addicted to porn, I can stop at any time
I'm eating Ibukis pudding rn
>>1989547 Hina kissina
W-Wait. There's a maintenance today? But I haven't done my dailies
>>1989551 Where did you get that from?
>>1989551 What maintenance?
>>1989551 Sensei? It's Thursday, not Tuesday
>>1989551 What?
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>>1989556 Banned country?
>>1989556 Lmao you're fucked, or you're using a VPN from a banned country.
>>1989556 you're on a blocked country vpn
>>1989560 >>1989561 Well shit. Thanks bros
Is Mika officially a gosling student? https://x.com/LineaR_71/status/1996479590139838780?s=20
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Why did Kim do it?
>>1989568 It was a good piece of cardboard Koharu.
>>1989566 Any student can be a gosling student
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>>1989573 even cherino?
If students want to use me as a dildo and I want to use students as onaholes whats the problem?
>>1989580 Yes Even Mai and Akemi too
>>1989491 It's part of the plan to make you submissive and suffer I honestly doubt AI bubble pop will happen anytime soon since more and more companies are using AI which lead them to monopolize RAM and Gpu later.
>>1989585 (You)
Please describe a Gosling-worthy scenario with Mai.
>>1989589 UHhhhhhh she accidentally took photos of some crimelord, got caught, shot at and now hiding under the bridge, then Sensei finds her.
I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I gosling for dog
>>1989566 has always been
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>>1989590 That's more her goosing over Sensei. It cannot be done. She's literally not even mentioned enough for people to realize you can make the same "your what?" joke with her.
>>1989491 You're forgetting the part were we fight back and save the world
I dare (You) to write a Gosling scenario to students in BA that won't end in PSensei timeline. We will make our students happy.
>>1989541 >sudden RO flashbacks
>>1989605 That's all of Nozomi's momos
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The worst part about this bubble is that I can't even find a job in this field, (((Sisterhood))) takes all the profits while for us commoners it's just constant unemployment, inflation and shortages
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Waka
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Good afternoon, /bag/
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PERISH
Haruset!
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Nomiset
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WakaSet!
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Post your favorite fox.
>>1989616 Ui sex.
Childs
i need more mine ligmas
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I WANNA ROLL I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 3 WEEKS
>>1989629 Can't decide but one of these two.
Post them. How far are you going to farm SIchika?
>>1989629 I like Otogi the most from her squad though. Kurumi's good too.
>>1989629 togos
well, well, well
>>1989649 almost 60% of the way else
Spanking Akira's butt!
Jambalaya crit in JFD today
>>1989642 Is she meta?
reset ako59
>>1989649 Weeded and Harukapilled
>>1989657 I don't know, I heard she's used in Yesod?
>>1989657 not really
>>1989629 'kino
>>1989657 Yes, sex meta.
>>1989642 4958 Spending 50 per day to get Miyako to UE40.
>>1989642 uhhh 4.4k, maybe 11 days straight ignoring 3x normals but doing 3x hards
We should steal her from a different timeline where she survives
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let the dead rest
>>1989674 She would be too old for high school anyway.
Raid bosses as girls/Students as raid bosses aggie is currently ongoing As always, themes are only a suggestion, so feel free to draw your students as themselves too https://magma.com/d/Yer2azdBC5 https://magma.com/d/Yer2azdBC5 https://magma.com/d/Yer2azdBC5
Yume should rest the weight of her burden (tits) on my face
I have a u60 lvl 1 Miyako
RABBIT Squad hates adults like me.
>master1200 nigger
>try some of the teams that beat the defense I'm trying to beat >jobs >do comps that won previously >job >0/5 Sometimes, even when you do your best, you don't succeed.
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TL note: Yume means dream in Japanese.
>>1989683 with those credits it's no wonder they don't want to depend on you you're just like them
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>>1989687 What are you trying to face?
Yume got trapped in the dream world in the same dimension as the flat jap fox. Nobody picked her up yet cuz everyone on Abydos (including Sensei(You)) are retarded.
ID
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What about this fox?
>>1989680 hina bobinah
>>1989705 Hina wouldyoustilllovemeifIwasawormina
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>>1989699 So you're saying I have to have sex with Kuzunoha to acquire mystical powers and rescue Yume? Welp, if someone's gotta do it...
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>>1989702 That's a winged cockroach
Thank God none of you are writers
>>1989705 hina goblina
>>1989683 That's kind of impressive. Do you just never roll, or what? >51'113 That's...
>>1989705 Beautiful, breathtaking
>>1989712 Wouldn't work on me.
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At least post a real bobina
hina lewdina
>>1989707 No joke notice that aside freaking Millenium which they have brains to solve problems, every single school in their story requires Sensei(You) contacting another school for expertise or skill that the current story's cast do not have. Sensei(You) will have to fuck the fox, get Yume, then Yume tells you the bank thingy she forgot to tell Hoshino, then you help Fox Squad rob that said bank vault and open the secrets of that AI on your tablet. Bookmark this
>>1989727 Burger Kina...
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>>1989718 Hina bobbypina
Hina volleyballerina ..am I doing this right?
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What's with the Japanese and pee man?
>>1989727 Hina, SAY IT. SAY THE WORD.
>>1989709 I don't care how they do it just bring Yume NOW
you all messed up because your images aren't spoiled I think
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>>1989733 Wrong image.
>>1989738 pee party
Yume's death should be retconned, students shouldn't die, ever
>>1989741 nobody tell this guy about terror shiroko's kill count
>>1989708 Cockroaches aren't supposed to be this cute and sexy
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>>1989735 The way you fucks are annoying about it makes me wish they never do it even more than I already do. It's like I'm reading battle shounen anime what-if fanfiction where they wank their underpowered but favorite character again
>>1989745 six million people all dead sounds crazy but it happened
>>1989738 I almost saved this
>>1989745 NPC Sensei's realm doesn't count
>>1989749 It didn't happen.
>>1989749 It is alright. They nobly sacrificed themselves for the greater good.
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Beauty UI
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>>1989748 You read battle shonen what-if fanfictions?
>>1989752 Don't disrespect my nigga P-Sensei like that >>1989759 Used to
Some say, they even made soap out of Yume. Lots of soap because she so fat. And lampshades too. Made out of her skin.
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Kuroko can atone for her sins by birthing me 6 million children
>>1989762 that's just ayane scheme to guilt trip people into investing in Abydos
>>1989763 Kuroko didn't do nothing, it's Chroma that must bear my children
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>>1989763 Sensei isn't fertile enough for that
>2 purples
>>1989702 roogie my beloved fox cat dingo rabbit bird angel infernal demon
>>1989748 just make it a what-if summer dream event completely cut off from the story, other gachas do it all the time
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shouldn't've lied like that, SSJ Celica
>>1989642 Been avoiding buying Miy*ko eleph to build up a bit more before then. Just going to get Ichika to 5* then use any remaining coins if I have any left over to farm 3x comms or whatever.
>>1989766 Lies, my students say that I'm fertile and breedable all the time >>1989771 Well we're not other gachas
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Where is she...?
daily feeding will end soon
>>1989775 In your garage, stealing your shit. Right now, as we speak.
>>1989774 we are, in fact, just another gacha. they'll do it eventually. no one will complain.
I think it would be hilarious if Yume just suddenly showed up and there's a lot of handwaving going on about the issues that raises. Then it turns out Heehee, made you look!
Never understood why people are so desperate to bring back Yume. She would have already graduated by now anyway.
What if Yume was betrayed and locked in the kaiser desert chamber for a year
>>1989775 sitting on my lap watching lupin the 3rd with me in my goon cave (SCHALE)
>>1989781 Furthermore, where would you even go from there? Abydos needs a few more students, but they should be fresh, randomly kidnapped from other schools. Now this the stuff kino is made out of.
>>1989781 >introduce a great design >nuh uh uh! we're not making her playable cuz she's supposed to be dead!
>>1989784 Can we lock Hoshino inside the same chamber?
>>1989781 Look at those tits!
>>1989781 >Makoto "forgot" to graduate >Kokuriko is around 35
>>1989788 >>introduce a great design Hiyori in a school uniform?
>>1989792 God I fucking love slutting it up for older women.
>>1989793 Hiroy with longer hair and happy bubbly personality
>>1989793 no it's green hoshino but not a womanlet
>>1989788 >introduce a great design Hatsune Miku Abydos alt?
>>1989781 I want her back as a 1st year and no previous memory Also 1st year Hoshino please Nexon I beg of thee
>>1989788 >great design You only say that because of her tits
>>1989795 my nigger
>>1989793 We already have 3 Miyus and they're all great. I'm down for more Hiyoris.
Taxy Seia
Upcoming Bluefes Deca quartet 1d100 = 1 Raidou 1d100 = 97 Prisoners 1d100 = 60 Mirai 1d100 = 76
>>1989781 the story shows that graduation is a state of mind also id say people wanna bring yume back because of how shit the situation is presented in the actual story if they had some proper closure as opposed to whatever rushed dogshit we got then im willing to bet most people wouldnt mind im not blaming the devs mind you since THAT irl situation was the main problem that damaged the whole story really
>>1989801 I am a simple man.
>>1989807 >Raidou The what now?
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I mostly want Yume back cause I wanna see how they handle the Horus brings back Osiris from the underworld storyline.
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I'll be honest, I don't really care about Yume living or not. I'm more interested in what the scrapped time travel would have been.
never understood people who care about Yume.
>>1989789 No or else Hoshino might unlock super terror god super terror
Where's my age appropriate wife
>>1989816 Ibuki is right there
>he doesn't care about a student
>>1989820 Correct. I care about many students. And they'd be aged down because of this time travel. One adult, many children...
>>1989814 >>1989813 lightning manifestation hands wrote these posts
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what if it was revealed ibuki was a smoker hag who was secretly taking loli potions from Kai and larping as a kid?
>>1989825 >what if ibuki was dogshit no thanks bro
>>1989807 I love Raidou (and his demon wives) but they said no males.
>>1989825 >smoking I'll pass
Ibuki should smoke my pole
Ibooger is the thunder emperor's little sister
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>>1989793 >Hiyori in a school uniform?
>Ibuki smoking I could spin a wheel and get a much more reasonable student. See?
>>1989813 Time travel and multiverses are concepts that should be used pretty sparingly, and we already have two instances of time travel in the main story, one of which also involves dimensional travel.
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>>1989811 I want Yume back just so most of her porn isn't futashit
Ibuki is smoking Smoking hard
we should go back to elf ear caressing hours
>>1989838 Aoba would be a chainsmoker, yeah...
>>1989845 Those are some sexy ears
>>1989842 I think I was meant to say "smoking hot" but I'm too stupid
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Ibuki would smoke my penis dry
Given how widespread elves are, does Kivotos have special elf-oriented over-the-ear headphones or are they all forced to use in-ear earbuds?
I want a student that smokes. Smokes meat and makes a killer brisket.
Ok but which students vape?
>>1989854 vapes are for old people (20+) our students would be on much worse inhalants
>>1989854 sukebans
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>>1989853 luckily we have a student that works a mean grill
>>1989851 >elf over ear headphones im having a hard time visualizing what that would even look like wouldnt they extend like hell to towards the back of the head creating what essentially is a half-helmet
We need more food focused students I believe.
>>1989854 Momoi would not now but by the time she's a second year
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I will kneel when John Nexon actually puts up a banner for a new choco student. Karin and Iori are the still the only ones and they've been day1 characters. every new choco student design has been relegated to the NPC realm
How about some eggs?
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>>1989866 why don't you use a choco reaction image, huh
>>1989866 Rickshaw and Shinon are never coming out. One of the unrevealed prisoners will be choco this is a promise.
honestly, that's a bit disgusting
>>1989866 just for odyssey, there will be tan seagirls and pirates
>>1989866 New brown playable student but she is from Red Winter
Tsumomo... forgotten...
>>1989877 for speed
>>1989859 I want a few more students like that. It would be great if I could have a cafe layout that looks like it's a competitive cooking show.
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>>1989877 A need to read?
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>people doubting the definitely upcoming Haine content and focus
>>1989751 Why didn't you?
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>>1989885 I did now
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I, for scientific reasons, need pictures of sensei (me) dried and drained of all vitality.
>>1989877 hu im like hu-hu hu im like hu-hu
azusa is dumb
>>1989883 For a second Ui alt for Ui in general
>blacks and elves in the highest positions of power What was she thinking?
>>1989887 Based
>>1989888 i would question as to why but youve provided good enough reasoning so i will merely oblige
>>1989854 None of them hopefully
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>>1989892 considering the lineup of the GSC, she knew Sensei's taste and adjusted her officers to match it
>>1989891 stinky wife
>>1989793 >Hiyori who doesn't BWEEEEH Yeah top tier character easily.
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>>1989871 here you go >>1989872 don't promise things. it creates hope >>1989874 I can see the vision. I can see the bellies >>1989876 I'm not seeing a problem. could actually be really interesting design-wise
>>1989866 I've already said multiple times they should have a tropical school full of barely clothed brown girls
>>1989903 you take that back right fucking now anon
>>1989903 Hiroy is just very emotional.
>>1989892 >blacks and elves in the highest positions of power >all women >collapse >asks a straight dude to fix all her fuckups WHAT DID JOHN NEXON MEAN BY THIS?
I canonically want to FUCK Junko.
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>>1989906 >>1989907 bwehcord.....
>>1989906 BWEEEHcord strikes again
>>1989906 >>1989907 STOP CRYING GOD DAMN IT I AM WEAK TO BWEH
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>>1989898 Thank you
faust is that big
Do we have a Johnny Bravo sensei edit yet
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>>1989918 buy something in the store right now
>>1989924 Wouldn't make sense desu
>>1989925 Jewrona isn't my student
>just short of 262k This drill is so goofy.
>>1989927 Listen here. *HUAAU HU HAA*. It's not aobut making sense. It's all about looking GOOOOOD for the ladies.
>>1989929 How many credits?
>>1989912 ok but it's kind of crazy that sensei wants to take junko home
>>1989699 Did they ever say if Hoshino saw her corpse?
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>>1989935 Damn, ease out on that grip man, she's not going anywhere...
>>1989939 stop victim blaming she grips the exact same way but from the inside
>>1989933 I wasn't paying enough attention to that, sorry. I think it'd be the same as everyone else as rewards cap out at 242k(?) anyway?
Kiss your students
Trying to play fallout again but I'm spending more time installing mods than even starting the actual game
>>1989953 Installing the mods and fantasizing about the type of playthrough you will do with them is almost as fun as playing the game itself honestly
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>>1989924 >>1989931 I got you brother
>>1989935 Forces of hell itself is doing everything it can to prevent me from having such life
>>1989955 Hasumi isn't fat
>>1989903 But maximum BWEEEEH is one of Hiyori's charm points.
>>1989957 This sounds like a Dragonforce lyric.
>>1989954 Until mods start crashing the game. My Skyrim is stable 75% of the 50% of the time but a lot of those mods haven't been updated since AE update so I refuse to reinstall/update it. Also, they weigh ~100GB so I don't want to bother with rebuilding it with Nexus' download speed.
>>1989961 Didn't mean to quote gomen
>>1989961 explain these FAT wings
>>1989961 She should be
>>1989969 She's a TALL girl, so she needs BIG wings.
>>1989898 Why did everyone agree when you fuck women they somehow magically energy drain you up? Just curious
Imagine Hasumi using her wings to cover you as if they were a blanket no idea it'd work.
>>1989973 by that logic does that mean tsukuyo needs BIG ears
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ako olev good night cocksuckers >>1989866 just say nigger next time
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Choose the next Ui alt
>>1989974 did you ever have 4 hours of sex anon?
>>1989979 Ui in Sakurako's Vol F bondage nun outfit.
>>1989975 tfw no tall bird gf to cover me with wings.
>>1989977 Absolutely. Tall girls need big assets.
>>1989980 >did you ever have [...] sex anon?
>>1989979 very sloppy
i want to have bed breaking overtime sex with shizuko chibi
>>1989989 Wrong
>>1989985 I'm too poor to commission every single little idea and too stupid and lazy to learn drawing
>>1989974 Law of Conservation of Mass/Energy You have to move your hips and/or spasm so you breath heavily and spend energy. You also have to produce sperm (protein) with some nutrients, sugar and water, and that is mass coming out of your body. Sensei(You) are literally getting drained.
I wouldn't be able to survive shizuko's tightness
>>1989993 classic
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I have no interest in Shizuko's backdoor however.
>>1990000 >donatsu post >donatsu numbers holy fucking donatsus
>>1990004 night sensei
>>1989977 I wish Tsukuyo would drink a Saya aphrodisiac potion and rape me 'cause she can't control herself like in that recent doujin
>>1989995 >30 minute session is just a donut's worth of calories. >However 4 hour sessions is technically a day's recommended calorie intake of 2000 calories (assuming you are a simple office worker who dont actively exercise) Sensei(You) need to get fit so you won't get drained badly and you can afford eating more than 2000 calories a day without problems
>>1990000 nice digits
sumire should train me
getting jacked for your students vs. getting jacked by your students
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>>1990015 I wanna get jacked so I can carry Yuuka while she jacks me
>>1990017 Get on it Sensei. Be /fit/bag/ Be so /fit/ that (You) can take on C&C and stand tall.
Friendly reminder to pat your stoats.
>>1989929 >and all of a sudden, everyone like Rio's awesome robot, avant garde!! I, for one, liked her dumb shitbot before it was cool.
>>1990028 It's swimsuit wide I like, not that stupid clanker
>>1990034 nonsense
>>1989935 Dogbro can you source me up on the catbox one it ded
>put 4 purple hyakki books into crafting >2 purple hyakki book t-thanks....
>>1990041 Arigatou May you get beautiful aryan puppies
>Liked Gamer girl Ui...
>>1990046 it's such a crime that these are all the same, the art is more than good enough to try new things
I'll never forgive that retard for thinking Yakumo is a goat
Yakumo is the GOAT
Yakumo is actually a dog and a journalist so she's a bitch
Kaya is the GOAT goat
>>1990059 I want to save her.
Yakumo is a Jew, especially after her money = culture speech. No, I don't care if it was merely a front. Yakumo = Jewish
>>1990054 I like seeing all my students get groped.
>>1990059 Not like she has any competition
>>1990067 context? I mean, that doesn't sound wrong
>>1990067 Kosher dog titties
>>1990075 khazar milkers..
>>1990067 Don't check how many (((Sisters))) were in the Party before Stalin
>>1990075 Naturally, I've always had a weakness to khazar milkies
getting stinky in here
>>1990056 When was this
Feeling a serious lack of YUHs here...
>>1990086 It goes it goes it goes it goes guillottiiiiiiiine
Has Kaya actually reflected on her actions?
>>1990089 It has been 2 years, surely she has
>>1990075 All girls should have pubes like this.
>>1990094 Have 2 years really passed in Kivotos by now?
>>1990098 No, we work with Touhou time
>>1990097 thats her tail
>>1990098 We had 4 christmas, few new year celebrations and a bunch of valentines I'd say we're 2 months in.
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>>1990044 meh irl
>>1989781 they should give mob sprites to all students they don't plan on making playable in the future, even if they're important like yume and kokuriko, and never make soulful non-playable alts like the sports and idol events. it's gotta be annoying for the writers when players want to have control of your story.
WAGMI
Have this smol Natsu.
>>1990101 I know. But I stand by what I said. The pubes should be like that.
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How many anons here are forklift certified?
>>1990115 At least 1 per last thread
>>1990115 at least 2
>>1990115 Going by last thread, that's probably (You). And this anon. >>1990118
>>1990115 at least 1 or 2
>>1990115 i can't even legally drive a car
>>1990119 I'm not him, that's why I asked
>>1990122 sounds like you need a cert
>>1990115 No, I'm in the same situation as >>1990121 I did have a pilot licence though (PPL and GPL).
Real question is how many baggots work blue collar jobs I'm forklift certified
>>1990130 >>1990132 winter dog breasts
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coom in doom rope in hope good night /bag/
>>1990129 Technically "do", since they don't expire, but you need to do check rides with an instructor every couple years and I'm long past that. It's been a while since I flew. I don't have doctor or lawyer money, to sustain that hobby.
>>1990130 >Kaya has goat eyes >Yakumo's tail is very dog-like what were they thinking?
>>1990137 >think >template artist No think
>>1990132 God I want to sniff student tails SO FUCKING BADLY bros,
>>1990141 Ugly anti-AI filter.
>>1990148 By the time I finish buying Makoto's elephs from the Expert Permit shop, even Ibuki will be legal.
I really wish there was a higher drop rate node for T10 bag. I've got 400+ T10 hairpins and badges but only 130 T10 bags.
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Who has the stinkiest tail?
>>1990115 I searched what forklift certified means, and the results shows it means that you like fat girls
>>1990155 It means you are certified to operate a forklift I have no idea how you can not know what it means it's completely self explanatory. Do you need to ask what a driver's license is too?
>>1990115 I'm not but I tell my employers I am since no one checks
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>>1990160 That's where you're licensed to use a Driving Iron when golfing, right?
ID me
>>1990167 Big mean green
Guh
>check how many permits would I need to finish buying all gear blueprints to upgrade fes students >106k >have like 10k
>>1990173 Don't forget the monthly cooldown
>>1990153 but there is. just farm it.
I'm going to eat this in front of chunko.
>>1990160 Yeah, I know. I just look it up if it's hard to get or whatever since you fuckers keep talking about it and found the slang meaning
>>1990155 Every Wakamofag.
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>>1990193 schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>1990177 >but there is On global?
>>1990188 True but I'm not actually certified
>>1990204 How does a fugitive have an ass so FAT?
Wakamo wouldn't actually scent mark sensei's office right?
>>1990206 Good genes.
>>1990160 maybe forklifts are free to drive for everyone in his place here where I live anyone with a car and a "taxi" sticker can be a cab driver so maybe
>>1990206 Its instrumental
Wakamo keeps trying to sneak around, but the claps of her fat ass cheeks keeps alerting the Valkyrie mobs
Wakamo's ass isn't an instrument
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DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1990220 you sure?
>>1990222 Play Through the Fire and Flames on it or else
>>1990167 id'ing yourself after 900 posts is a crime
Which school is responsible for Sensei's rape today? I'll narrow down the club/student after. Abydos 1d100 = 34 Arius 1d100 = 12 Gehenna 1d100 = 39 GSC/Schale 1d100 = 22 Highlander 1d100 = 9 Hyakkiyako 1d100 = 80 Millennium 1d100 = 36 Red Winter 1d100 = 88 Shanhaijing 1d100 = 81 SRT 1d100 = 25 Trinity 1d100 = 76 Valkyrie 1d100 = 60 Wildhunt 1d100 = 6
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>>1990225 never !
Wakamo sat on me and I died.
>>1990227 Shiggy time.
>>1990227 Sensei's rapist is... Cherino 1d100 = 90 Tomoe 1d100 = 2 Marina 1d100 = 96 Nodoka 1d100 = 65 Shigure 1d100 = 96 Momiji 1d100 = 23 Meru 1d100 = 20 Yakumo 1d100 = 45 Takane 1d100 = 46 Minori 1d100 = 86
uh oh
>>1990227 Sex with the NKVD
>>1990233 no...
>>1990224 Ill play some sweet music on her ass for sure
New ID please
>>1990233 Not another double rape...
Told you about getting under that blanket, but you didn't listen
>>1990198 yea next month
Good night /bag/.
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bing
>>1990246 I miss Chise
>>1990250 That rape was definitely sensei's fault.
Next thread we should discuss student masturbation habits.
Drink Coke
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