If planes were women they still wouldn't fuck you, faggot.

>>5363 You got F-35 and A-10 mixed up.

>If the A-10 was a woman She would be fat and ugly. But she's great under the hood.

>>5363 F-35 is chubby A-10 is a country tomboy F-16 is a skinny runner

>>5363 If the F-35 were a woman she'd be fat and short, in a wheelchair and retarded yet, somehow, some men would drool over her.

Since we're talking about wanting to fuck military aircraft what physical and mental characteristics do you anons think the Shahed 136 or Bayraktar TB2 drones would possess? Regardless I think we can all agree one would very very traditionalist while the other would be a compulsive shitposter especially on Greek and Serbian speaking forums. Plus I'd imagine they'd have a very heated rivalry assuming they've ever crossed paths in Holol land and would have conflicting opinions on the nation of Armenia to say the least.

>>5369 Lolita with bowl cut or short curly hair with a serious demeanor that gets obliterated the moment she gets drunk / jammed / pissed off

>>5368 Also a blatant golddigger.

>>5369 They would be non-passable femboys.

>>5369 Bayraktar would probably be a short, average looking woman with a terrible sense of direction. >>5371 keeeek it should also be obvious that soviet designs would be the best women, even if mostly useless

Is the Su-47 the Tomoko of planes, sitting around her hangar all day playing Ace Combat while wishing she had production orders friends?

>>5363 what about the F-22?

>>5375 High-and-mighty daughter of a Boomer kike gorillionaire that while receiving genuine instruction and training during her youth still ended up graduating with help from daddy's accountants, was willfully sterilized not long after taking up her first and so far only job at her dad's business in order to show how progressive and far-thinking she and her daddy's company were, and now sits around applying ever-increasing amounts of expensive exotic makeup to pretend she's still in her prime while her trust fund nephew keeps crapping out inbred mulatto GMObese retard babies hooked up to meds&equipment that by itself would bankrupt any mid-sized country without a sufficiently modern monetary policy and the assorted contacts to her dad's friends.

>>5363 No mention of the F-2, the japanese F-16 copy? FAIL.

>>5363 >tfw no Okha gf

>>5363 No Swedish Sukhoi Slut?

>>5378 Reading this after all these years, I still wouldn't show this to friends and family, but I think I was really onto something.

>>5378 Ah yes, a fellow magyar. So thirsty, he could literally clap a fighter jet right then and there

What would the Mitsubishi A6M be if it were a woman?

>>5383 >deceptively youthful あら々 with a shapely flat-chested figure >kind and gentle demeanor mixed with undying loyalty to the duties instilled in her over 1000 times from her early childhood onwards >excellent dancer, acrobat and deadly melee combatant owing to her intense training regime >lots of stamina, she can work for days like a proper nipponese should >very lightweight, crumbles like paper tissue once she takes a hit >can't run fast owing to childhood nutritional deficiencies and genetics, she often can't retreat from a fight (not that she'd want to) >platelet problems will also cause her to bleed out if left unattended >her childhood training was so intense her skills in the arts she was instructed in are polished to a sheen, but she is utterly incapable of progressing beyond her tradition >in spite of this she had to shoulder too many burdens due to her high station in the traditionalist navy as opposed to her more flexibly delegating counterparts in the army >her only child never got off the ground

Imagine mecha musume of Sea Vixen.

>>5378 >>5384 I love it!

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>>5377 Air superiority since 1976..

>>5388 Hurrah!

>>5389 F-16 > F-18 Fight me!

>>5390 >F-16 >not the infinitely superior F-20

>>5391 F-2 beats them both.

I like to think the A10 would have a giant pair of milkers personally.

What a queen of air supremacy...