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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8063 Anonymous 07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:08:40 Id: 0238a8 No. 1540933
Previous thread: >>1539512 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >6/25 (Wed) After Maint – 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Yukari (Swimsuit) (3*) Kikyou (Swimsuit) (3*) Renge (Swimsuit) (2*) >News Livestream Summary: https://rentry.org/BagStream0621 4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp/ Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/562 >Events: A Single Bloom Emerging From a Hundred: A Fair Duel on the Water – 6/25 (Wed) After Maint – 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Total Assault: Goz (Indoor) – 7/2 (Wed) 11:00 – 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 6/26 (Thu) 11:00 – 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST) 2x Hard – 7/2 (Wed) 4:00 – 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Account EXP – 7/5 (Sat) 4:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 3:59 (JST) 2x Normal – 7/9 (Mon) 4:00 – 7/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: Aris (Maid) (3* – Rerun) Toki (Bunny) (3* – Rerun) Momoi (Maid) (3* – Rerun) Midori (Maid) (3* – Rerun) >News: PC client OUT NOW: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Blue_Archive/ AX 2025 Dev Talk Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsh2eeZJXso[Embed] Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2982566 Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update Coupon: SUMMERUPDATE2025 (Valid until 08/08 - 2:59 UTC)
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YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Anal butt.
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Good morning /bag/ I think Mondays STINK
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>flood detected wait 74847447 seconds >random ass error >flood detected Cool website
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
I've used dHina on rangers and Aru on robutt, why didn't you do your tournament difficulty run yet?
>>1540911 Hey, me too but contest ends on 8/3 so maybe people have time? Participating alone gets 800 pyros at least. https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3010334
>>1540943 pyro slut
Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue.
Choco Mint ID
An hour interview video with Kim YongHa, An GyeongSeop, and Cha MinSeo. https://youtu.be/7oo_766en9w https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxm1PXYLj75caedgoNM6IlucvnE_EBsRw7 Part 1?
>>1540943 If I submit chud Sensei they wouldn't reject it, right...?
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Good morning, retards.
>>1540907 didn't even know that was happening, but after seeing the "rewards" from the last one, I don't think I'll be joining any contest. Imagine doing all that work and not even getting a tenner's worth of pyros
>>1540943 Is the site down? I can't access it
I wanna join a /bag/ club, is there anyone here from one of the Asia clubs?
>>1540956 Just check the rentry.
Alright, wankers, less than 24 hours left. How are your stockpiles for Doom Fox + Bluefes? >59,408 pyro + 3 10 pull tickets
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>>1540959 >2 tenners >2 GA tenners >90k pyrox I'm safe. I'd still happily skip Seia if I did have Ui and S.Ui.
>>1540943 omoshiroi
Just shy of 20k with 3+(1)soon, all in for Sneru >>1540959
>>1540957 I did, I just wanted to know if there's any Asia players here. I'll send a request tomorrow since there's apparently a cooldown when you quit a previous club.
>>1540959 105k + 3 tenners
>>1540959 Enough for two sparks with the free 100s I'll believe in the happy endings
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MORE Kot.
i like orange cats
>>1540963 Check out 18777
>>1540959 57k plus whatever 10rolls they gave out in the last weeks. And I'll still need to find a way to get Himari/CHare right after the fes. It's looking grim.
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>>1540959 125K to the dot and 3 10 rolls.
>>1540968 What's your favorite Garfield comic, then?
roll
>>1540972 I have never read a Garfield comic
>>1540937 Is this still safe to post?
steam newfag here, why is bag on /v/ instead of /gacha/?
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Safe, don't be a faggot
>>1540969 eyy clubmate
>>1540979 it was on /v/ before /gacha/ started existing
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>>1540968 Then why are you posting a fox?
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>>1540979 It's because we're cool.
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>>1540977 Yes. the original had a visible nipple. janny warned me about it and I edited it out.
>>1522392 Posting Suou every day until she gets added Day 76 I'm back.
>>1540979 theres a bag thread on gacha that gets bumped like once every few days
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>>1540959 23.4k pyros, 2 GA tickes, 2 10-roll tickets 104 momotalk notifications
I'm just gonna get lucky
>>1540959 >92k pyrox >3 tenners >GA tenner in several hours >some unread momos, maybe enough for a tenner I think i'm going to make it this time
>>1540979 /v/ already had a BA thread before 4chan went down, and before /gacha/ existed
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>>1540959 83k jimmies 5 ten roll tickets 80 momos Plus whatever the login bonus brings
>>1540969 Cool. I'll send a request when my cooldown is over
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>>1540959 >44k I need to buckle in.
>>1540999 Login event is lame this time, it gives only 7 single pull tickets before Rio banner ends.
>>1540976 >>1540995 fuck you, I hope you double spark faggot seriously sensei, your students need you
>>1540959 >+3 tenners my body is ready
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Noo... Give me Decagrammaton students, YongHa! He said this in the context of when making Blue Archive. He doesn't want it to be a moe-fication of objects, like KanColle and GFL.
>>1540959 76k pyrox and 3 10 pull tickets.
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>>1541004 Oh... Well depending on how my luck goes, I'll have something for dSena if I manage to get both seia, rio and neru early, or shupos if I get fucked over. I would also like to mention that I love my tablet daughter Arona very much.
>>1541010 That's what the Deca trio is for
>>1541010 The deca trio is the moe-ification of.... nothing. So how is he wrong? Unless you count the 3 wise monkeys somehow.
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>>1541010 >moe-fication Wut
>check mailbox. no pvp bucks from defensive wins. zero. >uhh, ohhh. this doesn't bode well... let's go check >lost to three faggots in a row that kicked me all the way down to <200 >THIS MEANS WAR >1st: easy win against some noob. >2nd: my shun at full health vs one fat teller procced minutes ago already. a single blast and shun is done for. lose. >THIS MEANS WAR >pick some other faggot. 3rd match. its a fat teller vs fat teller, but his fat teller has been proccd way earlier, haha. win. >yeah baby. >2 tickets left, >100 spots in sight. >4th: carefully pick opponent. make sure to get proper opening cards. win. easy. >claim pvp bucks. 1 ticket left for later. yeah. YEEEAAAHHH. COME AT MEEE, FAGGOTS. IMA INVINCIBLE!!!!
>>1541017 No that's starve-fication.
>>1540959 93,634 pyros + 3 10pulls + 1 guaranteed scam ticket I think I need to wait and accumulate the free pulls, maybe I could get Seia with 100 free pulls
Moe thread Moe board Moe website
>>1541010 I will be the Blue Fairy to the Deca's pinocchio. But instead of magic I'll use my semen to turn them into real girls.
>>1541015 You read my post wrong, my guy. I want him to give me students ver. of Binah, Hod; the Decagrammaton prophets. Well, to be fair, I'm fine with the prophets still being mecha, but I'm not opposed to seeing them as students.
Interesting, i had reset this account before but it still shows up in FL list. Could john nexon in theory reinstate the account ?
>>1541018 oh, wrong image. I wanted to post this one, because hinata's flowers are so nice, nicely placed around a certain someone.
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>>1541024 You are not getting the playable version of raid bosses. No Wakamo doesn't count. Just give up.
>>1541025 if they still have the data
Rewatched volume 1 chapter 3 on YouTube. As a hardcore hoshino faggot. This chapter honestly pisses me off. From the moment hoshino goes murderhobo and wears the tacticool outfit, she never once interacts with sensei for the rest of the chapter. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure hoshino was the one sensei got the most intimate with on chapter 2. So it makes me wonder why the writers went out of their way to make the two never talk to each other again during hoshino's darkest hour
>>1541031 >So it makes me wonder why the writers went out of their way to make the two never talk to each other again during hoshino's darkest hour probably because she wouldnt succumb and relapse if that were to be
>>1541031 okay, mutsuki and kayoko would let me do this, but would aru? what about haruka?
looks like we'll mantain about 10k players on steam. is this good? also did we actually got a wave of new players?
>>1541010 But the moe-fication of saints and deitites is ok? Even the OP is about Orihime. >>1541024 Even then, which school would they even go to? You could say Binah goes to Abydoss, but all the memes are about Mika, so that would mean Millenium, but they would also get Hod. Goz, is also in the forbidden city next to Millenium(I think), so that would be 3 robots at Millenium, not counting Aris. It's too much of a mess, so it's better to just keep them as giant robots.
>>1541033 Yeah probably. But they could've still added some drama to it. Remember v3c4? Despite mika knowing sensei is helping arius she still went out if her way to kill them in front of him. Made for some spicy story beats. (God I miss volume 3...)
>>1541035 >is this good? it's literally nothing. 10k? I can count those with a single hand. >also did we actually got a wave of new players? sure. about seven, maybe nine. Everyone else just ditched the chinkulators for steam, which is a zero-sum game.
>>1541035 Do people who have the game hidden in their library still show up in the playercount?
>>1541044 The playercount is anonymous so probably.
GIVE BACK MY WEEKEND
>>1541035 Yes, BA needs to be promoted as a free VN game to the newbies so they won't be intimidated by the gacha aspect. Also need more new main story releases, maybe full main story voice over to be a proper VN game
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>>1541049 There is a full main story VA coming. Issue is that it's Korean so a big portion of the fandom is crying about it like babies
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>>1541049 i feel like blufes makes it pretty tough for newfriends, they're are VERY important charaters. they'll need at least 2 blufes (1 whole year) to unlock a decent amount of fes students maybe they should give 1 blufes student for new players?
>>1541050 gook sounds bad
>>1541057 Free Wakamo for everyone. Everyone must have Wakamo in their roster.
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>>1541057 I feel like bluefest spooks are fairly common, unless you really get unlucky. Blowing 2 sparks on your first bluefest, and maybe even the second too, isn't a bad idea either, and that should pretty much net you a fair amount of bluefest students. Then again, dice are gonna dice and then you get nothing and you lose. On the bright side: you can always just go a head and reset your account.
>>1541060 Best I can do is a free Hoshino. >t. Nexon
>>1541058 That's just like...your opinion dude Alot of people would disagree with you Seeing how nexon saw that they could do full gook voice acting. And that the reception to it outside if this hellhole of a site was positive
>>1541062 getting new players 2 times a year (blufes) sounds likea terrible ideia
>>1541049 BA really could use more new background CGs for the stories.
>>1541065 Huh? I'm not following. You can start whenever. Then you just stash your gems away and wait for the next bluefest. No problem. Might as well pull some randoms too, every once in a while to get you started. Plenty of gems in the early game. Only faggots do that rerolling on bluefest bullshit.
>>1541064 you are the reason why bananas were delegalized
>>1540959 I have 24k pyroxenes, 3 tickets (+ 1 from the current grand assault), and dreams about Seia's and Rio's vaginas.
>>1541069 Bananas are totally legal as long as they don't move faster than 40 km/h.
>>1541050 That's true, people are more familiar with JP dub for anime. Maybe one day we will get the full JP VA main story Or someone mod it with an AI-generated one
>>1541064 our opinion comrade gook sounds almost as bad as full blown chink
>>1541056 why are women like this
>>1541078 take the hint, you dense fucker
>>1541078 insurance fraud
>>1541080 good one
>>1541081 üksi, güksi, yori, plöri
You saw nothing.
>>1541086 you're finnished.
Don't forget to headpat your Junko.
>>1541057 It's true that this game's grind for resources takes a long time. That's why by focusing on the VN aspect, the newbies will be more emotionally invested in the students and willing to invest their time doing dailies. Good thing the students are likable and should cater to most of the newbies' tastes It is concerning that other games have more interaction than some text and sprite. Maybe we will have more chibi interaction to compete in the future, such as Seia or Hina RPG, but for the momotalk
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>>1541088 No. She punched me. Little shit.
yuuka should let me sleep with my face between her tits
why does this hanako in the video reach 3 targets while mine in the exact same set up only reaches 2
>>1541096 Maybe she just doesn't like you as much as the sensei in the video.
rolling for ID hope it's not brown
>>1541096 Fat fingers.
>>1541094 She needs to have more artwork of her having huge fucking titties but not in underwear or bikini or skimpy clothing, but her huge sweater puppies covered and still being visibly huge.
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Sex. With Ibuki.
>>1541105 does she know what sex is?
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>>1541106 naturally
Morning, cunts.
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>>1541110 Good morning.
im stuck here do I just spam auto-complete old stages and wait for the new gacha
>>1541096 its always pathing, discrepancies in this are always (too many) crits leading into mistimed repaths and normals unless you are retarded and running a completely different team.
ibukiroha oyakodon
>>1541112 Yea. Do hard modes for elphs.
>>1541112 cant do it even with t4 bag and ue3 shasumi?
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>>1541094 forgiven 10 times over, marriage documents ready to be signed >>1541103 >clothed enjoyer based
>>1541113 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3bJ4T209A running exactly this and can only reach 2
>>1541115 Sakisex
Where's my Red Winter event, John?
>>1541126 Hopefully dead and buried.
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>>1541123 Why the fuck do Rio and Hasumi keep getting fanart where their tits are smaller than in their official art/sprites?
>>1541126 in the same place all gommunism belongs the trash
>>1541130 I want this card
GURARARA
>>1541129 If Yuuka has fat asses art then Rio could get slightly less big tits arts.
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>post got yeeted uhhh those were from my SFW folder, am I blind....? >>1541129 something something "artist interpretation" Honestly I don't mind most artist making them slightly smaller because that means there's less chance for them to fuck it up
>>1541135 Quit yapping or you will get Seia with no ears.
Good morning my Miggas!
>>1541124 I've tried it myself and can confirm that yellow ranger sits further away (out of sHanako's range) despite running the same team.
What?
why are the jp bros posting so much nonomi porn today
>>1541124 >even hanako cherino waka hare or cherry waka hanako hare dont reach nice, actually simply not doable on global. enjoy your greg bug.
>>1541139 good morning
>>1541138 bold of you to assume that would shake me
IM GONNA SNIFF SHIZUKOS BUTT
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Good morning
>>1541130 Only remotely socialist thing about red winter is the shared right each of them has over my means of production (Penis)
>>1541137 >uhhh those were from my SFW folder, am I blind....? You could be, but at least one of the mods has also been really trigger happy lately
>>1541148 remove this image from your drive now outdated since 4th anni
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>1541137 your post is there, just refresh. live updates bugged out and it didn't appear
>>1541151 Cherino is a Sensei respecter. She won't do this to me!
>>1541146 ARCHDUCHESS RIN GET DOWN
>>1541151 aye its one of my favorite jokes to make when it comes to em seizing the means of reproduction (sensei)
>>1541142 Oh. It's the webtoon and webnovel competition.
Good night (6 am) /bag/ >>1541005 >double spark Well that's one way to motivate me to read momos.
>>1541124 weren't you supposed to put hanako at position 3? I remember her using wakamo's cover in that vid and hitting 4 rangers, though that one team used shun and only worked with no tanks
>>1541155 >late its nice that everything is back to normal
>>1541157 thankies >>1541163 goodnight PST bro I should probably sleep too
>>1541149 Don't do it, Sensei! She's all sweaty after work
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>>1541139 Good morning, sunshine.
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>>1541150 Good morning, health pack.
>>1541150 im gonna hit that mimic with my gel gun
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>>1541139 Good morning. I don't want to go to work today...
>>1541153 jokes on you seia was actually VERY connected to her foresight and dream abilities losing them meant the being was seperated in a corporeal and spiritual form the spiritual one is the actual seia forever trapped screaming about the future and how to prevent it but never being heard the corporeal one is actually a puppet form inhabited by beatrice rate my schizo post
What's the difference between the two?
>>1541168 ILL SNIFF EVEN HARDER THEN
>>1541177 Even more attack boost.
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>>1541177 2.1% atk
>>1541144 >>1541141 thanks john nexon
>>1541179 >>1541181 So basically merely a few percent more damage? I was expecting something like at least Nonomi's bond gear, which adds an entire accuracy buff, but Hina's seems kinda pointless. Maybe the difference gets bigger at lvl10?
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>>1541185 >Maybe the difference gets bigger at lvl10? Maybe. Maybe there is a buraka wiki where such secrets are shared. Probably not. I said too much. I gotta go now.
>>1541185 The differences get bigger as you keep increasing it, most people stops at lvl7.
seia banner when
>>1541197 Half a year ago...
>>1541197 never
>>1541193 there is. the wiki. it's 3.5% difference at max
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Work fucking blows.
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Pinkbros! How are we holding up?
>>1541152 I guess being exposed to so many blurry scat makes them paranoid and use a shoot first, ask later policy to be safe
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I do hear seizure attacks are super effective. Supposedly. You didn't hear that from me.
>>1541214 how do you attack with seizures?
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>>1541215 >muh trolley problem oh, fuck off >>1541217 it's a riddle. figure it out by yourself.
be honest /bag/, will you roll on seia or asuna's banner first?
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>>1541221 tea party of course. Speaking of which.. do we get another tea party table for the occasion? That'd be cool, I already got two of them.
>>1541221 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
as recompense for covering up her armpit for years, Nagi-chan's bikini alt will expose her ass crack screen shot this
>>1541221 i will roll 100 times and stop right after that
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>>1541221 I will keep both at 3-4* anyway, it doesn't matter. It's all luck in the end. I guess I will alternate 50 rolls for Seia, 50 rolls for Asuna, then use the remaining free roll the same way.
>>1541221 Asuna and Neru are getting skipped this time
>>1541221 Seia because I'm a destitute metaslave
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>>1541221 I will get both and cHare will spook me at rio banner
Good morning friends
>>1541235 Good morning, sir FBI. Sir!
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Why do I always get green Ds?
>>1541238 Is this some kind of trick question? Sir?
skipping neru. not gonna regret it.
It's black cat! the crafting chamber crafted me nexon's anticheat!
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>>1541221 i rolled i.wappi do skipping asuna is not a option for me
>>1541238 cause we are glowing
>1600 on eu am I safe? can I sweep the now?
Uncensored NSFW bratsex inside
>>1541238 mark of the beast
>>1541267 Compared to what, uncensored SFW bratsex?
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What do you usually do on dead weeks?
>>1541271 get that low res shit out of here, do that on steam
>>1541272 Wakamo.
huh?
>>1541267 You sick bastard, I wasn't ready for something that grotesque.
>>1541273 NEVER! Bluestacks is S O U L.
>>1541275 heh thought it was only PVP that did that
>>1541275 It's a gook coding way of saying "Don't do stuff at 999 AP".
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>>1541277 saying that about chinkware is not funny even if you're joking
>>1541267 moooodddddddssss
>>1541267 MODS HOLY FUCK
Procrastinated enough, time to bump someone out of platinum
>>1541289 dont you fucking dare nigger
pat pat pat
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The hand holding joke is shit, and I hope whoever thought of it gets a heart attack and die before his mom.
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>gookako is a handholding virgin Heh
>>1541290 I GOT ALL DAY
>>1541296 No you don't. You have until 1500 your time.
>>1541299 I GOT ALL MORNING
Can't spell procrastinate without prostate
>>1541142 The schedule system was once planned to have events with the students in their locations.
Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue.
>>1540949 translate it koreaboos
>>1541306 you did it champ
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>jacks off all day >regular prostate exams /bag/gots have the world's strongest and healthiest prostates known to man.
>>1541296 im cutting your power YOU WONT SUCCEED I WILL GET PLAT AT THE COST OF YOUR 10 TICKET
>>1541310 >gooning is good for the prostate you'd be surprised how much of a lie this is
>>1541272 I'm a latelet so that's when I do archived stories Though I'd be focusing on the Seiafest this time around
>>1541296 I'm too dangerously low
>>1541312 How does one get a stronger prostate, then? Post propaganda about low tax rates?
>>1541312 You can't fool me. Next you'll tell me that pineapples don't make your cum taste sweeter.
>>1541312 My prostate has biceps, bitch
Good morning, /bag/
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>>1541312 Everything in moderation. No-fap for months on end is bad. And so is gooning or masturbating to pornography and ejaculating at least once a day. Do it once every four or so days at most for it to be healthy.
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Cute.
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>>1541325 Good morning.
>>1541333 Bro? Where's your TOR run?
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>>1541333 Should have done torment buddy
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>>1541341 WHY NOT?
>>1541341 Then just accept gold, cracker.
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>>1541342 dHina, cHare and marina GHOSTED me!
>>1541341 You are just not trying hard enough.
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>started calling kuroko the "fat one" i hate all of you
>>1541333 It's alright bro, they still have more 1k chink bots to ban
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>>1541329 Holy cinema.... There's a special place in my brain for that scene.
i'm too scared to try torment...
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Do students use Sensei as a stress reliever?
Verse 1: Ryuuge Kisaki] I am a little bit of loneliness A little bit of disregard Handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact That everyone can see these scars I am what I want you to want What I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you To just believe this is real [Pre-Chorus: Ryuuge Kisaki] So I let go, watchin' you Turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got [Chorus: Sorasaki Hina] I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored Time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored [Verse 2: Ryuuge Kisaki] I am a little bit insecure A little unconfident 'Cause you don't understand, I do what I can But sometimes, I don't make sense I am what you never wanna say But I've never had a doubt It's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you For once, just to hear me out [Pre-Chorus: Ryuuge Kisaki] So I let go, watchin' you Turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got [Chorus: Sorasaki Hina] I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored Time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored [Bridge: Sorasaki Hina] No, hear me out now You're gonna listen to me, like it or not Right now, hear me out now
[Expand Post]You're gonna listen to me, like it or not Right now [Breakdown: Sorasaki Hina] I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored [Chorus: Sorasaki Hina] I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored Time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored [Outro: Sorasaki Hina] I can't feel Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored Time won't heal Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
>>1541348 Don't blame me blame that one official comic
>>1541333 >>1541341 >>1541346 What server? If NA then triple INS with solid scores had me in the 2k range. Red is a 1T and you can borrow D. Hina.
>>1541348 You can absolve yourself by starting to call Shiroko "the weak one"
AIEEEEE NOOOOOO NOT THE STOAT I CAN BE MOLESTED BY EVEN FUCKING HANAKO BUT THE STOAT IS TOO MUCH SAAAAAVE MEEE
>>1541346 Triple INS with good scores were around top 3k last time I checked
>>1541346 You aren't trying hard enough. This is what I used.
I cummed when Shizuko laughed like that
>>1541363 it was 3.6k last night >>1541364 4* aru, no neru >>1541358 NA, just couldn't do any better
>>1541369 Oh well, gold looks better anyway
>>1541369 >level 90 >still hasn't farmed Neru biggest brick I've seen in my life. Enjoy your gold next hovercraft too.
I'm fine.
>>1541371 hey I did get plat at hovercraft a whooping rank 499x
>>1541377 is that so
>>1541364 I tried the first team but found the Hifumi version easier. Had to bodythrow a bit because I just barely missed hitting D. Hina's last shot but after that it was fine. >>1541369 >NA, just couldn't do any better With some luck you keep your position, if the bulk of people are done. Otherwise at least this is a GA, but I do question why you did not have a spark ready for D. Hina when she's THE red DPS.
>>1541382 because I started playing the week after her fes
Anyone got the testest hoshino content
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>>1541385 That will be 60 shekels.
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>495x STOP THE COUNT
>>1541384 Well RIP then, although I'm in a similar situation where I started right after S. Hanako's fes, meaning I missed both her and Wakamo. In the meantime invest in those Aru stocks.
>>1541391 sent where do you find 'em nowadays? kemono?
>>1541394 that's what I did. also why I don't have neru. shouldn't have gone so hard on iori either, but she did help
>>1541394 >although I'm in a similar situation where I started right after S. Hanako's fes So you'll be rolling on her rerun during Riofes, right?
>my shitty torment clear is still 13k near the last day just because nobody wants to do Goz Epic
>>1541397 No I downloaded it from the mystical land of gelbooru.
STOP THE COUNT (EU)
>>1541400 Yes, obviously. As far as DPS students go, she's pretty much the last one I need (for now) >>1541398 No worries you'll get there eventually. Iori isn't even a bad investment despite Mika existing since she's useful for cleanup teams or fast cycling.
>>1541401 Fuck you my torment clear is around 23k because I started my JP account after Kisaki.
You guys bother with Torments in GA?
>>1541394 Same situation, but I got spooked by Wakamo last fes.
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count only stops at reset, right? it's at 498x already good thing I decorate my cafe with gold trophies, they DO look better
>half ass a torment >body throw >have no plan >just clear at all >guaranteed comfortably plat I love NA.
What's the plan for 7 hours long maintenance? We all know it's gonna get extended so make it 8 hours.
I don't want to look at my current rank
>>1541419 I have to wage. And I hope the data won't be higher than maybe 2gb, cause fuck having to download by mobile data.
'Sup /bag/
>>1541416 Funnily I also got spooked by her after having her Swimsuit version for a while. >>1541417 At reset yes. I'd suggest just closing the game and doing something else.
>bNeru avoids evasion debuff >she still gets hit by entire gay barrage anyway >figuratively 0 dodges fuck off nexon, better nerf both Kuroko and sHanako into the ground and beyond
>losing plat by a hair's breadth Welcome to the club, except this time I did TOR and guaranteed my plat. I'd like to thank Marina for really saving my ass here, without her I'd be suffering because of no Neru.
>>1541419 Sleep
>>1541419 What's the aggie theme?
dork
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>>1541425 Wassup
>>1541432 what if students, but in boxes like code box?
>>1541419 Maintenance Moi
>>1541432 Seia!
>>1541435 Why is this 5.000IQ glasscannon exhibitionist so powerful?
>>1541440 >glasscannon its in the name brother
Eimisex 1d100 = 92 NoEimisex 1d100 = 64
Gold looks better anyways..
Moe cuddle sex 1d100 = 53
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>>1541446 i got gold on 2t ex
I intentionally aim for gold. It's objectively a more valuable substance than platinum and it looks better in cafe.
ASMR soon
meh who cares about plat anymore anyway how is that chokmah going? does floor 74 look beter after all?
>>1541452 You could use the platinum trophy and extra raid coins for crafting fodder.
>>1541452 Plat gets you the gold rewards too though???
>>1541221 Hmm... I wonder.
>>1541454 they can't do ASMR with her cause I don't see any scenario which doesn't end in steamy sex
>want to roll for Seia >free 100 only come at the end of the week >if I wait I'll be losing event bonus, if I don't I might waste half a spark Man this is cruel
>hide stubs whoops! forgot that one!
>>1541464 Just roll her instantly like I will.
>>1541459 the bird always cracks me up
>>1541455 Floor 51 looks better actually
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Will you double spark this Bluefes, baggots?
>>1541471 probably, baggot
>>1541468 I like Seia's tits. They're very cute, and I look at them more than I look at Seia.
>>1541471 No. But if I get Rio early, then I'll begin rolling for Neru. I don't really feel the huge need to roll for her, because plat is already piss easy as is in Global, and I do not plan on doing Lunatic anytime soon.
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>>1541471 Nah I'll win
>>1541463 We need something after the Miyako blueball last year
Malkuth banner soon
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>>1541471 yes and dHina WILL spook me
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>>1541235 Good morning Glowie-kun. How's the office dealing with the recent DOJ announcement?
>>1541455 I'll do 97-100 the next yellow Chokmah This month is 74
>>1541474 agreed
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>>1541471 Only if I'm forced to.
>>1541483 Fubuki wouldn't go past 49
>>1541480 Malkuth wouldn't run windows
>>1541487 I can smell the linux in this post
>>1541464 just get her in 10 pulls
>>1541464 The event bonus isn't that necessary. 5% extra from Seia is basically nothing. It'll help you afford like 2 more reports. Don't stress about it.
Malkuth and Decagrammaton run TempleOS
>>1541486 No because I dick rolled too much when I wasn't supposed to now I can't afford to do that. At most I'll sit there with an incomplete second spark out of desperation if things go wrong (it will)
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>>1541488 considering how much of an elitist cunt the decas can be, you bet they use it
>>1541498 Oops, was meant for >>1541471
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>>1541498 Believe in the happy ending
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I can't be the only one here who wants Hiyori's big fat saggers stuffed in my face right?
is maint today
>>1541496 I bet ohr uses arch
>>1541505 Depends on where you live, but globally speaking it's in less than 24 hours
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>>1541505 10 hours
On the topic of rolling, does anyone else think of getting the classic 9x blue with 1x yellow as getting Blue Archived?I don't even know why, but I just automatically think it whenever I get it, just "heh, classic BA"
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I want to do this
>>1541464 Should've just planned to spark regardless of what happens for more dupe elephs like a good boy Join the "110 rolls on day 1" cult
>>1541502 >she invites you to her room under false pretenses then rapes you >happy end
which of the 2 new fes students needs ue40 to be optimal?
>>1541516 Neru is a DPS so her. Rio is fine as is
The decas all run on TempleOS
>>1541513 Does playing with Arona's nipples increase my odds of getting 3 stars? because otherwise I'll stick with Plana
the decas don't have an OS, everything runs as one program
>>1541512 What if he doesn't get Seia in 200 rolls nevermind the first 110? Still had to wait 7 days anyways
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>half assed the raids and barely skirted by with Gold getting a 70 is better than getting a 79 at least for a C
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Me on my way to have sex with the Decacunnies.
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>1541516 you won't need either of them UE'd unless you're going for top clears
>>1541523 But the chances of getting her before those 7 days increased, isn't that good enough?
Decas run Commodore BASIC
>>1541516 Depends, are you going for TOR or LUN?
>>1541526 What a huge forehead...
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>>1541521 Maybe. Molesting plana gives you nothing in comparison so...
pan paka pan
>>1541531 TOR, i still want to keep some of my hair
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>>1541353 >>1541403 Just body throw nigga
>>1541542 WHAT THE FUCK
>>1541540 Don't know about Neru, but Rio's buff retention of her UE40 might make or break some comps, same as Kisaki's
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>>1541542 I understood this reference. Yes, I am old.
Decas canonically use different Linux distros and argue about which one is better. Malkuth uses Temple OS, calls Rio and Himari fed glownigger, claims birds are just disguised AMAS which she calls fedbots, and her big hat is due to her believing in flat Earth.
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So what are some spooks you're hoping to get in the upcoming weeks? They don't have to be meta, just students you're really hoping to get. For me it's Kaho, Yukari and nyAkari.
>>1541549 I agree
>>1541551 Both version of Kanna. pajama alts.
>>1541548 I'm team Deca now. I will defeat the agents of Microsoft (Rio and Alice)
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>>1541551 Yukari, I still don't have her base and of course I can't roll on her swimsuit right before FES. I'd like to get base Kanna too.
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>>1541551 base hoshino, miyako, nykayoko, iroha, iori, neru , hifumi, and also midori
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>>1541551 Umika, reisa, reijo, both pajamas, koyuki & sWakamo.
Do not put your hope in spooks
>>1541551 Mostly, OShigure and NYAkari
>>1541551 D.Aru S.Fubuki Renge
>>1541560 You will never be spooked by a Toboggan banner
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ALL IN ON THE SPARKS!!! MY LIFE'S SAVINGS ON THE SPARKS!
>>1541563 I'll show you one day
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>>1541560 One must believe in good for good to happen
I'll get all fes units in less than 50 pulls
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>>1541551 sKanna, mMomoi, sMiyako, sMoe, cSerina, pjNoa, Reijo, and Sakurako in that order Some of those not for gameplay reasons (i.e. cSerina I'm jealous of people who get to look at her L2D)
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>>1541569 >New ID >Still green?
>>1541569 GUH! What kind of jutsu is this?
Millennium students, it would be cool to have more of them because I like how they're all over the place in meta, meaning that they're very fun to use.
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>>1541551 yuuka pajama
>play Blue Archive >Sensei gets stripped naked in front of horny students >play Last Origin >Commander get stripped naked in front of horny bioroids >play Monmusu TD >Goshuujin gets stripped naked in front of horny monster girls Is this a new trend or something to have reverse fanservice?
>>1541577 What is she thinking?
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>>1541581 This, but Renge is Wakamo with mouse ears instead.
Can an elf like Himari be trusted?
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>>1541581 She is thinking that Kikyou is dumb
>>1541581 thinking about eating spaghetti
>>1541583 she would fucking destroy you if the fortunes she reads were against you
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>>1541583 Yes actually
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>>1541588 She can try. I would break her in half life a toothpick
>>1541592 Are you like actually retarded?
>>1541590 HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STANDING ITS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER SHOOT IT
>>1541551 Marina, Wappi, Koyuki, Cherino, Mine, Dress Al, UI, Kazusa, laser!! maybe Chiaki, Satsuki, Renge. Also nice would be base hosh, hifumi or hibiki, alice or/and maid alice. Oh, and base shigi. - That's quite a list, and thus spooks are still pretty much real for me. Isn't that right, Arona? And then I'm always pleased with more spooks/dupes of c.kotori (already 4* with additional spooks only) and s.miyako. But I also wouldn't say no to some more kokona, c.hare, himari or kisaki dupes.
>>1541551 let's see.. oShiggy, dAru, dKayoko, Kirara, sSerika, Reijo honestly, I'm a long-time player so anyone that isn't already UE50 gets a standing ovation from me
>>1541594 she can walk a little acually, but so slowly crawling would be faster. and she would not be able to move like that
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>>1541594 She's just faking it
Sex after marriage.
>>1541597 >Reijo right, right. I'd also like to order one Reijo spook, pretty please. Thank you.
>>1541551 DAru, SKanna, Reijo, Reisa, and QTomoe for the upcoming lunatics. I can probably get by without them but it might require more ligma investment.
>>1541593 Yes, but with that comes retard strength. Himari is nothing.
What's with all the people who want either version of Kanna but didn't roll for her, I've noticed this for years now.
>>1541604 Last year was rough for me. I wanted Kirara and Ichika, and I had to spark for both.
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My daughterwife Cheringles
Do you name things in your /bag/ folder?
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Some Miyu dupes would also be super nice.
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>>1541609 You can not not name things in your /bag/ folder, silly.
I want Saki
>>1541551 literally first time I see someone admit to wanting Kaho lol I obviously want Miggah
GORANKUDASAI SENSEI! UMIKA DESUNO! UMIKA!
>>1541612 Could just use whatever name they come with when you download them
New fanart numbers for the month. Observations: Kikyou was the obvious hit this month. Yukari and Renge significantly less so. Nagusa did better than them, though. Hoshino spam is still going strong. She will probably outpace Yuuka in total fanart count soon. Shupogakis fell off. Already not receiving as much art anymore. Big increase for Nagisa in June. It seems the shorts are helping her. Rio has overtaken Asuna as the queen of porn. The majority of Blue Archive pornography now is just Rio. I can confirm this anecdotally as anytime I look at Danbooru's top BA arts it's almost always Rio porn.
>>1541604 I expected double sparking for bHoshino and Kuroko to go wrong so I skipped the bing banners, but it didn't go wrong so now I'm mad at myself I got base Kanna from the 100 free rolls 2 years ago at least though
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Himari would roll at you at a speed of 90MPH and then hit your shins with her wheels
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>>1541616 That's just a question of whether things are named explicitly or implicitly. But you do always give them a name.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk! Wappiii~
>>1541617 Tl;dr: Manwhore
>>1541617 >Kikyou was the obvious hit this month. Yukari and Renge significantly less so. I see that Japanese still continue being gays when it comes to Hyakkaryouran.
>>1541609 Only for organization purposes. I used to use names I thought were funny, but it made it a bitch to actually find shit.
>>1541621 This is your fault, Fubuki
>>1541617 I will blame this on the japs not reading momos again.
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>>1541621 Alright, that does it. I no longer want a wappi spook. suck my balls.
>>1541621 I like this one
>>1541617 If Rio is the queen of BA porn, does that make us the king?
>>1541617 >Hoshino spam is still going strong. She will probably outpace Yuuka in total fanart count soon. What do they see in her? There are much sexier gakis
>>1541624 To be somewhat fair the art for Yukari was a little weird looking. I don't know, maybe it was just me. The design was good but it felt like Yukari's head was a bit too big.
>>1541513 but how does this impact the cotsco hotdog
>>1541618 Should've been yourself >>1541606 Shouldn't have been yourself
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>>1541637 Forgot your zoos image, bitch.
>>1541526 This is chabo art, right? Nice.
>>1541632 Hoshino has by and far more content than any other Blue Archive character by a mile. It would be strange for her not to have the most fanart because there's simply more to work with. There's 4 official outfits (7 if you count collabs), tons of story content, and she's one of the first units you could roll for. It's actually more impressive that Yuuka is as high as she is with substantially less to go off of.
>>1541638 I only have this
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>>1541640 yuuka has infinitely more sex appeal than dumb hosh with his lame and gay old man spiel.
>>1541621 I will NOT fall for the sisterhood's tricks!
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Buy the ap drinks from the PvP shop before the reset, retard.
Most of the Yuuka art sucks because many artists don't draw her with medium premium breasts
I've been busy with shit in real life. Has BA been successfully gatekept, or was there a torrent of normalfaggotry from the Steam release?
>>1541650 check the steam forums
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>>1541646 For what purpose? I didn't redeem those 300ap (and the ticket) yet. That gotta be good enough.
>>1541650 Gatekept, I think the steam release is mostly people who played on emulators. Have seen a few friends finally playing for the first time though.
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>>1541650 Doesn't really feel like there were too many new players that have been brought on. It's mostly people who already play BA being able to finally not use emulators.
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>>1541650 there was an edgelord youtuber I follow who was playing it yesterday guy got spooked by Fubuki and I stopped watching his stream after that.
>>1541617 The charts are gaslighting me into thinking Ao doesn't exist.
>>1541657 Everything will be alright
>>1541617 >me that high up on every list I'm such a fucking whore...
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Jumby my beloved...
Am just glad BA gatekeeping well unlike Uma Musume inorganic hype shit, it feels very coordinated by discords or by Cygames fanatics, i like the anime though.
>>1541663 Enjoy your new home
>forgot to see the short until now goodbye my princess...
>>1541663 I stole her drawer full of panties. actually, Akari helped me with that
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>>1541665 AIIIYYYAAAHHHH
STOP THE COUNT
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>>1541666 She is coming back in 2 weeks bro. Believe in the signs
>>1541647 I did that
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>>1541669 WHAT THE HECK
>>1541617 I'm surprised Mika doesn't have more, but I think that will probably change whenever we get a Mika alt. I almost never see Hina porn being posted too so I'm surprised she's that high, I guess a big percentage of that is wholesome stuff?
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>>1541665 *leaves jail*
>>1541660 It'd be alright if retards didn't give them points, encouraging those fags to post/falseflag shit like that.
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>>1541677 not so fast
>>1541657 >>1541660 iirc that's the way to farm points for 4 /v/ tried to do the same with a funny ascii momoi but I only got 2 awards
Comfy gold...
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>>1541675 She's just that high because she has a lot of art, the proportion of Hinya porn is relatively low.
>>1541670 They'll ban enough ppl to get you back there, dw bro. please don't screencap this.
>>1541664 former grubber here. don't worry, cygames is really good at killing their games
>>1541678 >>1541680 Right, forgot about that
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>>1541666 What is it, batman for ants? Anyway shitty OC edit, donutsteel.
>>1541675 Considering Mika has 21k arts with no alts and no story content in 3 years, I'd say it's quite impressive she still gets as much as she does. For her birthday, she got something like 1k pieces of art in a month, which is quite substantial. But, yeah, no alt. Artists are probably running out of things to draw without more official content to go off on.
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My rank is literally dropping by 1 or 2 every few seconds that I check. It's fucking over, isn't it?
>>1541693 I believe in the 4000 banned chinks
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>>1541693 >check rank >drop then stop checking your rank, you fuckn retard.
>>1541682 Yeah, as Hina's canon husband I tend to prefer fanart about holding hands and hugging when it comes to her so it makes sense
>>1541695 That's a very interesting looking sausage.
>>1541688 On second thought, yeah you're right, she has had practically nothing for years now aside from the new shorts. Her appearance in Mari's idol event was really short too, I thought she'd be at the top because I'm pretty sure she's still the most popular student
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How would your students react if they found a pic of you with a wife and a kid?
>>1541697 Story important characters like Hoshino, Mika, and Hina are treated with more reverance and respect generally speaking, and so most of their porn is relegated to lovey dovey doujins and mostly vanilla hand holding sex. Meanwhile, Ibuki...
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>>1541702 Fear. Because I'd be freaking the fuck out before they can even react if I saw a picture of myself with a wife and kids.
It's me. I'm the one causing your rank to drop
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>>1541699 I think Hoshino is the most popular now, but it's hard to say because they constantly shift. I think it's fair to just consider Yuuka/Mika/Hoshino/Hina as the "big 4" of the community and they go up and down depending who has had content most recently.
>>1541671 I hope you're right... >>1541687 sorry, it's the only pic I found without shitty edits and watermarks, I'll yoink yours you forgot nagi-chan
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>>1541714 I didn't "forget", saar. I simply choose to ignore.
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>>1541677 >>1541677 No you're not, stupid Jenkins.
>>1541713 Hmmmm Die
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lunatic will arive soon how many /baggots/ will actually be able to clear it? i won't
>>1541725 What's in it for me?
>>1541725 > No Satsuki of my own Not me.
>>1541725 2 at most
>too lazy to do this shit fuck this raid
>>1541725 I'll approach it the same way as I did torment. Ignore it until it becomes a necessity.
>>1541726 you'll get plenty of bragging rights
how do I stop her from suicide charging
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>>1541731 Failed your speechcheck bro Gottta twist your nuts now
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>>1541732 >LV 30 >2*
>>1540933 Rentry anon here?
This level of bullying is getting out of hand
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Shouldn't have punched me
Actions do have consequences
miyako creampie 1d100 = 5
>Me and another X-bro haven't attacked each other for the entire season >He suddenly attacked me today I thought we had a silent agreement... I'll let this one pass and pretend you didn't see who you were attacking.
>>1541693 you cant just do triple insane and hope for plat.
moe creampie 1d100 = 35
Anyway, can't wait to roll Saury Dress.
Otogi creampie 1d100 = 81
>>1541746 >>1541750 beatrice family 1d100 = 6
>>1541753 gogurt in gogurt
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>>1541740 That's what you get for backstabbing me.
This many more days Zunko is in jail 1d365 = 236
Hina creampie 1d100 = 100
she won
>>1541757 > Half a year Not long enough.
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>>1541757 Very well. >>1541760 We'll just roll again in 236 days.
>Ignore anything above Extreme >be comfy gold 90% of the time TW is so chill bwos, i get to enjoy the game and roll with my dick..
>>1541758 looks like we have a winner
>>1541745 >trying to kill Sensei <perfectly fine >trying to kill all of Kivotos <also perfectly fine >punching Sensei <death penalty >painting graffiti in an abandoned alleyway <death penalty
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Gold or Red ID please
god, i love procrastinating unnecessary raids
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OTOGI PUSSY ATTACK
>>1541769 Saori had a change of heart. Maki and Django Re-chained are monsters incapable of remorse, or fear. And they will not stop, ever.
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Thoughts?
>>1541769 saori is blue
yukari impregnation 1d100 = 94 renge impregnation 1d100 = 76 kikyou impregnation 1d100 = 70 nagusa impregnation 1d100 = 46 ayame impregnation 1d100 = 3
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>>1541777 >777 Blessed
Yuh
>>1541780 desuwin
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ako olev >5/5 pvp today on days like this, i feel so elite i don't even wanna talk to you bunch of faglords
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Close enough
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>Mick and Jumbo are thrown in regular comfy jail cells >Koyuki gets put in a padded cell
Does Yukari even know what sex is?
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>>1541784 Then don't. Leave.
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>even get the blue ID GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, I'M SO FLY BABY
>>1541788 Ain't our job as teachers to teach her?
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>>1541778 >Thoughts? yeah. too little. too late. see: >>1541690
>>1541789 wtf buchou, you look fucking terrible. I'll brew something refreshing then.
>>1541793 you can't say that without posting proofs of claim.
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>>1541766 people like you end up like P sensei, plat-sensei get the winning timeline
One shiny day, I just might build her. ...but not today.
Yukari impregnation
>>1541737 Newfag/raid rentry or bagguides/friendlist rentry
>>1541807 Guide rentries. I need this thing I just finished to be added to the guides. I had to split it from the crafting guide because it was huge. https://unknown.spam/Node2FlowerOptimization
>>1541788 She's a sheltered rich girl. Her family probably didn't teach her because they didn't want her to focus on sex instead of her studies. She has definitely masturbated before though
>>1541800 I used her recently for JFD and she was pretty good, its just that the EX skill cost is just absurd and in some teams you don't have space for an EX reduction student
>>1541808 I forgot that they filter those here.
>>1541813 > A doujin only about kisses I am too low IQ to understand its purpose.
>>1541813 >high impact kissing this is my fetish
>>1540959 6227 + 3 10 pull tickets
>>1541813 This is so fucking hot
>>1541815 Just do .org
hey!
what's the minimum level and skill level radrat has to be in order to do cockman?
Last hour to set up your AP hoard
>>1541831 she just needs bond gear
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It's my duty to teach the curious and innocent Midomo about sex.
>>1541816 You'll get it when you're older
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>>1541813 >>1541810 This is rape, btw. My rights are being violated.
Would students respect me less if they found out i still dont have my degree yet and their sensei is actually still a student
Today I want to talk about Mika's hair. Mika has long hair that goes from pink to blue, in a very similar fashion to her halo. This does mean that Mika is a student who probably doesn't dye her hair- the power of the Mystic is likely at play for this one. The alternative would be that she does dye her hair into that gradient, which is definitely plausible- she's got a lot of items at her vanity. Aside from that, she normally has a single hairbun on her right side, which is more secured than Maki's. It also looks to be tied by a flowery hair accessory, further emphasizing that part of her hair while also being in-line with her coloor scheme. Her hair is flowing, yet curly- it's definitely curlier than a student with wavy hair. It's also put to be contiguous, which is apparent when compared to when she's injured- her hair gets gaps in it, almost like a flag that's been damaged, which is a good touch- she might not be recognized as such, but she's quite an important piece to Trinity. When she's doing gym exercises, she puts her hair into a second hairbun, this one tied by what she normally wears as an armband- this is quite practical, and implies that she's ready to go at a moment's notice. What's surprising is that all her hair, gradient included, can fit in two hairbuns! There might be a third one, but it's difficult to tell with the angle we're given. Finally, her school swimsuit puts her hair in a long ponytail, held together by the very same "armband" that she uses to tie a second hairbun. It's the smartest thing she can do with her hair- if she didn't tie her hair up, it would likely be a lot longer! However, a hairbun, going by her gymsuit, is very thick in her case, so it might be like a chinchilla's fur where it would get too heavy like that. If she was able to straighten her hair out, it would probably help with swimming, but it's possible that this is too much of an effort, even for Mika to do. She takes good care of her hair, which makes sense given her position as a Tea Party member. Her hair likely has a floral fragrance meant to further emphasize her flower hair accessory. It would probably be a mysterious or nocturnal flower, though admittedly, I'm not sure which flower that could be.
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>>1541813 >read a bit of it >get way to aroused and have to stop because I'm working still AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KISSING IS TOO HOT FOR ME BROS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Continue the bloodline
>>1541811 yeah, yeah. tell me about it... >super high cost >odd cost she's cost reduction bricked too, for fucks sake. At least Ichika got an even cost of 6 that can be nicely reduced to 3 - and still costs more than a hanako splash. top kek.
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=3022659 >CH0281AsunaSchoolUniformogkoo3473.png >CH0282KarinSchoolUniformogDydldidl.png >CH0158Rioogkoo3473.png >CH0280neruSchoolUniformognemoga.png
I want an "it was all just a dream" event where all the characters have opposite personalities, but they're still in their same positions/clubs. >Rio is super lax and whimsical >Yuuka doesn't give a shit about budget and gamble money away >Hina is a wild and corrupt law enforcer >Chise is locked in at all times >Hoshino pretends to be super serious but she's actually lazy as fuck >Shiroko is super expressive and not a rapist >Cherino is a competent ruler >Fubuki is a workaholic
I hope I did her justice. I thought it was really funny that I rolled her on the day that Global gets maintenance for Seia. I hope your bluefes rolls are lucky. Arona loves you.
>>1541851 oh no, not another scam ticket that I keep falling for
I fucking love Shizuko so fucking much it's not real. She has the cutest smile, cutest hair, cutest story (also very entrepreneuristic) and, of course, she has such a nice ass
>>1541851 Is that really how we get to know who made each l2d?
>>1541860 Shame we can't perma-manage (read: pay for) one of her resorts in the tropics (pretty much like a cafe or something, but with extra shizuko features). That'd be cool. I mean, hot. That be super hot.
>>1541657 >I've only been playing Blue Archive since the Steam client launched 2-3 days ago. I spent 650 dollars.
>>1541864 nexon is slacking off, give me more content of my wife
>>1541867 That's normal behavior
>>1541860 Don't even thing about it...she is a prostitute. You cannot marry a prostitute.
>>1541867 Based
>>1541861 Iirc, yea... >>1541867 Real Sensei behavior.
>>1541869 not just your wife. all clubs and schools should be physical chibi kino places with plenty of room for fun activities, if you ask me.
>>1541873 what the hell are you on about >>1541878 honestly agreed, maybe some crazy modder will add something like that to the pc client
I don't think we'll make it bros... Or is it like GA where everyone leaves it for the last day?
>>1541880 Did they want 10k by maintenance or something? I forgot
>>1541878 >Veritas clubroom becomes known because it means that Blue Archive can play BOOM
>>1541880 I don't think they give time limit for that 10k reviews event but i might be wrong
>>1541880 what are you talking about
>>1541729 OH FUCK
>>1541880 Is there a way to make your review invisible to friends?
I just started this off Steam. I genuinely have no fucking idea what I'm doing. I was told I should wait to roll, but don't these "roll 10 characters 10 times" ticket expire before the suppose big event thing happens? I did the tutorial one but I think I've got at least two more. Also why the fuck are there 5 different fucking currencies.
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>>1541851 >guaranteed rat ticket <but you get to narrow down the attack type of the rat/dupe Eh might get it for the regular 10-roll ticket though
>>1541882 Oh, it's by Friday
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everyone talking about who they are gonna roll for during bluefest but nobody talking about who they hope to get spooked by
>>1541882 >>1541887 By Friday... it's been pretty slow. >>1541888 The affectionfag campaign. >>1541891 No... You can set it to either public or friends only.
>>1541896 You are better off buying pyro for the same price. The "guaranteed" ticket is worth less than a standard ticket because there is no rate up and you are just going to get an rrat dupe.
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0 HOURS UNTIL THE END
>>1541843 The onion-cum-cloud hair
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>>1541900 >but nobody talking about who they hope to get spooked by we already did that. read the thread, faggot.
>>1541749 It's automatic for a fella like me. We win these.
>>1541542 >>1541547 That's Kazuya from Tekken, right?
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How long will the maintenance last this time around? I have a dentist appointment at 9 and I don't wanna miss it.
>>1541903 honestly the purple pool isn't diluted enough that there's a better chance at getting Kisaki if you're a newfag (because she's purple) or a bunch of dickrolls like Chiaki, Ichika, Kasumi, Kirara, etc. I'm gonna fall for it
24 minutes and I get to claim Miyako. That's greater than any gay plat.
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>>1541910 Yeah.
miyako hates me though
>>1541902 ehh.. close to 9k in 4 days is pretty fast probably will reach 10k with seia event
>>1541635 I really wish I could get that classroom as a 2-monitor wallpaper, but I'm not even sure how to go about the process of making it, especially since I'm using one 1k monitor and the other one is 2k
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>0 def wins. no def win bucks at all. >2 losses again since morning >THIS MEANS WAR >a single ticket (1) remaining >It's go time! >opens with Miyako stun right in cunt hosh's dumb face, which is very nice and fun to watch, but I'd prefer if she'd stun fat teller right at the start, for obvious reasons. it's the killer opening move, really. >hanako splash, yes. backline cleared, fat teller proccd. >and here come the fat teller rockets... >Miyako an hero >told you >my fatty has also been proccd at some point, and fails to kill hosh off for good, but close to almost dead.. >my fatty passes out >stupid hosh heals, that fucker >it's a shun vs. hosh stand-off >oh boy... >and then >out of fucking nowhere... >SHIROKO SPLASH >hosh is toast >win. the absolute shun kino!! <this shun kino has been powered by your swimsuit shiroko.
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>>1541918 Is there even a point to having something nice as your desktop wallpaper? You're probably gonna have a browser at the very least on the screens so you don't really see your wallpaper too often anyway.
>>1541895 hold, hooooold.
>>1541906 fucking damn and I was thinking it was a great question
>>1541895 There are a gorllion currencies. Anyway, just save your rolls for anniversary. No, the upcoming 100 free roll event is not the anniversary. The anniversary is after the 100 free roll event.
>>1541902 i will not join a discord i will not review the game FUCK OFF
Seia event gonna be similar to dHina one with open world or is it less complex?
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>>1541929 You may still tell us who you'd like to get spooked by. I'm listening.
>>1541900 I want Reisa.
>>1541933 not miyako
>>1541932 It's more linear. You don't have to go around collecting random items.
>>1541932 There's some simplification, like being able to skip the minigames within exploration and I don't think you can permanently miss any rewards, but it's comparable.
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>>1541935 okay, I'm not listening any longer.
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Where is she?
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>>1541900 Yes we are. Read the thread. >>1541551
>>1541938 because i already have her :)
>>1541915 Damn, I'm not even old and I got it, I guess I'm just hanging out with cool people. That's why I love being friends with ojisans
>login popups don't cover the full screen anymore FUCK MY MUSCLE MEMORY
>>1541938 he's a faker, I actually dont have s.miyako so she'd be nice to have but I'd prefer s.kanna or kaho
>>1541895 >don't these "roll 10 characters 10 times" ticket expire before the suppose big event thing happens Yea, they'll expire by the time the bluefes banners start, so you have to roll those 100 on Seia/jkAsuna's banner. If you don't get them under those 100 rolls, then it's up to you if you want to keep going up to 200, which guarantees you one of them through a spark. But I'd say saving everything for bluefes if more important. Unless you somehow have enough for 4 sparks...
>>1541948 Thanks.
>>1541939 Are there any professional ways I could upscale those images to fit the ideal resolution? Without using AI ideally, I'm not necessarily anti-AI but I just know it's probably gonna butcher it completely
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>>1541945 >>1541950 okay. good luck then.
>>1541926 I leave my PC/Monitors 24/7 so I like to minimize everything before leaving the desk
>>1541956 bro, your win+l?
plat status?
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>>1541900 I dont believe in spooks
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>>1541960 secured
>>1541960 1.5k on NA
>>1541960 SHUT UP
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Comfy TOR comfy plat
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>>1541960 top 300 was so bored yesterday I actually went back for some malding
>>1541970 Glad someone saved one of my shitty edits
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Fucking FINALLY I can't wait to empty the shop again bros.
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Good afternoon, /bag/
>>1541969 I was unaware that anime Shiroko was a medical professional
>do tor >was comfy >but still gold haha
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>>1541977 Good evening.
God I hope I get spooked by DAru and Ako this fest so I don't have to use cSerina in raids ever again, I don't think any other student has made me this mad. I'd rather tardwrangle a suicidal nyKayoko than have to deal with this also suicidal idiot standing 1px out of range of my DPS and becoming completely useless.
WakaSet!
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Nomiset
>>1541957 It opened the settings page
>>1541980 Is TOR not enough for plat on EU anymore?
>>1541982 bro your SShizuko? It's her birthday...
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>>1541986 TOR is more than enough for comfy Plat in EU. That anon probably did some shitty INS or just EX.
>>1541986 Always has been, only Hiero and Pero that had around 40 INS plat spots.
>4 Hibiki elephs throughout the entire 2x week >0 today this is a fucking scam. I'm not going to make UE40 in time for lunatic geb at this rate.
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Oh that gif someone posted of some fat ass in jeans is from an anime this season, huh? I guess I know what I'm watching. Are you ready for Seia, /bag//?
>>1540959 66k, 1 GA ticket and four standard 10s
>>1541979 unrelated i know but sena acts exactly like my family doctor when i was a kid would hit you across the face or push you just to see if youre actually sick and weak before issuing you an actual sick leave and even then shed make it like 1-2 days meaning there was no mercy you either recovered in a hurry or you died, pick and choose
>>1541999 wtf is a family
Got my gold. That's all that matters
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>>1541992 >puts in the effort to do TOR >can't be bothered to do at least INS for the other colors What kind of autism is this?
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/bag/, are you hoarding AP for the upcoming anniversary event? How hard are you planning to farm Uniform Karin’s shards? Will you be using pyros to refresh?
>>1542002 Orphan Sensei...
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO TOR TO PLAT OR MALD ON INS TO STAND A CHANCE BECAUSE BOTH BLUE AND YELLOW INS ARE EASY AS FUCK AND IT'S RED SO WITH DHINA EVERYONE SHOULD CLEAR INS EASY I SPENT ALL MORNING MALDING MY HAIRS OFF, 20 MINS LEFT, GAVE UP AND CLEARED INSANE.... AND I'M AT 16XX GUARANTEED PLAT. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. IT'S NA BUT STILL, THERE WAS BARELY ANY EFFORT OR NICHE UNITS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RANK THIS HIGH
reset ako59
> 3 Nebras in 3 sweeps Pretty good!
>>1541982 Man, i love how Marina makes Kayoko alt Yamato girl spirit look pitiful with her Soviet hurrah charges, speaking of, is there any even better suicide attack unit?
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Oh fuck I think I fucked up my hoard. I could've sworn I had 500AP in the mail.
>>1542002 life assigned friends what type of friends they turn out to be is up in the air
>>1541987 She's only 2* and I'd rather use Kotama in that special slot
>sShiroko into sShiroko into sShiroko fucking dogshit for my cards, this needs to stop!
Guys. Im so nervous. Do you think she'll like me? This is essentially me raping her by forcing her hand.
>>1542010 You got one nebra in 3 sweeps, retard. Otherwise you would have gotten 9.
>>1542017 She hates adults like you the most
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>>1542017 She does hate adults like you the most
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>>1542015 COCKSUCKER
Beautiful. >>1541960 >fat ass in jeans May i know which one?
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Who else here comfy /APMAXXING/?
>>1542017 Rabbits live and breath rape, tust me, she'll love it
>>1542021 no, you press win+L
>>1542023 You wish. Anyways. How was your day, my dear? Did anything good happen to you?
>>1541915 which Tekken? I only played 3 and 5
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>forgot to stockpile pvp shop AP before reset
>>1542017 Look at her. What does her expression convey to you?
>>1542024 does Tomoe take her coat off in her l2d? :o
>>1542025 This image is so fucking funny. Do NOT show this image to a Victorian-era peasant.
>>1542025 I got somewhere around 3k AP ready and also plan to buy those
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>>1541960 2.9k, NA, dogshit runs btw.
Kirino...
>>1542037 >>1542038 Forgot to add these. >>1542032 Buck broken. Reroll account.
I have all the Miyakos now. Ill make sure to get her 5th anni blue fes on day one.
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coom in doom rope in hope
calculated
Good night /bag/, i hope you all get girl you want tomorrow from a single free tenner
She does it for free.
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>>1542045 You as well, sleepy Hina
>>1542043 Are you gonna full spark after maint or are you gonna be patient?
>>1541703 >Hoshino >lovey dovey doujins
>>1542035 See if for yourself! Her L2D is one of the sexiest.
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holy communist sex FUCK
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>>1542024 Ruri rocks.
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Good evening /bag/.
>>1542052 Seia will come to me on the first single
>>1542029 I was having a good day until you showed up, NOW SCRAM
Remember
>>1542017 This fucking rabbit in heat has spooked me four times in her swimsuit!
>>1542066 >>1542029 just kiss already
You're now thinking about sexy Chise
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I want to pull on student nipples and for seia, waaaaaa
>>1542052 I've done enough waiting
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>>1542063 Good evening.
>>1542063 It's 4pm...
Reminder to do your 3x hard nodes while Aoi still is giving out prostrate exams
>>1542077 Not where I live.
>>1542066 >until you showed up What do you mean? I was here all day long. It's you who showed up here just a moment ago. Did you forget to take your meds again, honey?
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Chiset!
>>1542070 >Chise >sexy pick one.
>>1542081 I'm hoarding for Karin though..
>>1542082 what's the day and what's the month I don't understand
>>1542068 Her ASMR is too sexual
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>>1542084 Good job, Chise!
>>1542081 its x3 lessons and bounties though
>>1542081 But there are no 3x hards. >>1542088 Month, year, day.
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Nigger.
>>1542068 Oh boy, I wish. I'll probably end up dropping a shitload of ligmas soon enough to get her affection unbricked. ...anyways for me it's c.kotori that keeps spooking me. Which is also very nice.
>>1542093 >>1542095 So you are willing to give up a crafting stone?
You are now looking at Serika
>>1542025 I have 2186 right now with just the ap from yesterday, pvp and the natural regen, and 2646 with all the mail stuff, I'm sure I still fucked up but at least my hoarding was much better than other events, I always ended up having like 1.5k.
>>1542068 >>1542089 >thirty straight minutes of Miyako molesting you, gasping in your ear, and grabbing at your inner thigh What is wrong with her.
>9628 last minute lazy plat babyyyyy
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>>1542075 I'll be observing my friends list tomorrow like I said I would.
>>1542043 you will find no purchase here brother
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>>1542101 I wish I wouldn't.
no.............
Miyako is simply a female in heat. Not a student. Not a woman. But a female.
I hope whoever came up with Goz p1 gets run over by a train
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soon gookseia will become canon are you redy?
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>>1542118 My body is redy.
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>>1542085 >used his ap before the event
I like her.
>>1542118 Surely all of those complaints did something
>>1542115 Wappers is in the Top 5 Heehee rankings.
>>1542124 Bitch
>>1542083 i don't actively go looking for your ugly mug when i get here, you manipulative slimy fuck >>1542069 shut up bitch
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>>1541454 I'm happy if its Neru, Hoshino or Tsurugi. In reality I want Makoto or Kasumi but getting either of them is really unlikely. My wish got already granted when we got Misaki.
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>>1542128 Nice brick, bitch.
Sensei can be really ice cold sometimes.
>>1541454 Shizuko's ... I don't know what to call it, but whenever she does that face I do wanna bend her over the counter so I guess it works.
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>>1542075 You better have that bond 100 badge before tomorrow ends.
>>1542126 >voiced gookseia memolobby on the event website sorry chief we rely on mods now
So as a steam newfag, I want to roll Seia then hodl for the second week? Skip U. Asuna?
>>1542115 Wappi is cringe so she's allowed to say heehee
>>1542118 ready not to get her
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>>1542142 Try to get as far into the game as you can to get as much pyros as possible. Use the free rolls only for now since I'm not too sure how much you'll be able to save up in a week's time.
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>>1540933 1 spot open in NA club Arona#1
>>1542142 you got 1 week to decide. you should focus instead on get all the pyros you can so you can finish a spark, which is possible in a new account
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I've been neglecting my rabbit
Who has that one Shizuko video?
>>1542118 Yes, I like her new lines.
>3x lessons >not a single eleph drops >not even one (1) >not even purple bds or something to make up for it >pretty much absolutely fucking nothing of course, of course.
>>1542160 It's double rewards not double rates
>>1542118 I downloaded nipseia's lines from the wiki. Surely they won't patch being able to just switch out files.
as is as
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>>1542161 And just what makes you think I don't understand that, and just in what sort of way would that counter my statement that this shit is a fucking scam and always has been?
>>1540959 123814 pyros, 54 ticket pulls. The worst part is going to be waiting for the 100 free rolls.
>>1542115 Heehee.
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>>1542118 I'm just picking her for meta reasons. I couldn't care less about her lines. My only reason to worry is Nexon doing something similar in the future to students I actually like.
>Mx2j both designed and drew Moe What the fuck happened on her swimsuit sprite then? I thought someone else was responsible of the base design.
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Night, bag. Hope maint won't get delayed and it's up when I wake up.
>>1542118 We are getting the shit version unfortunately.
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>>1540959 195k pyro, 3 10 pull tickets a guarantee ticket and whatever new pakeji we're getting tomorrow.
>>1542118 I wish sexy seia was canon
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>>1542173 Good night, and good luck on your rolls tomorrow
>>1542161 lesson rewards are ass
>>1542172 >What the fuck happened on her swimsuit sprite then? 1. He got worse with his art after his arm broke 2. This isn't the first time he baited us with a "fat" character that actually wasn't fat at all. He did it with Hasumi as well (who has a narrow as fuck tummy)
>>1542172 He became obsessed with rectangles and sticks up until he left Nexon, then his art went back to how it was. Funny how that works.
>>1542170 something something i did not speak out for seia, because i was not a seiafag
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>5x lessons >only elephs I get are T.Hasumi which is maxed anyway god is trolling me again
>>1542182 >band sprite has no thigh highs what were they thinking when they removed the most important part of her outfit?
>>1542182 It's more evident when you compare Izumi's base sprite with q.Marina
>>1542183 you wouldn't
>>1542182 what about that kv girl with huge tits then
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>>1542183 Bwo...
>>1542183 Don't be a nigger
>>1542183 That's messed up, man.
>>1542177 She is, though?
>>1542170 Huh, you don't want Nexon to fix the ENG localization?
>>1542187 >Doing lessons before rolling Bricked.
>>1542182 I never liked band alts, but it's getting worse the more I see them. Yosh in particular. This is a crime. Someone needs to mod in base hosh sprite to overwrite that shitty band alt thing. Also the chibi. Especially the chibi.
>>1542183 momo stash status? time for some compensated dating sensei
>>1542202 lesson spawns are fixed upon login after reset dummy
>>1542183 >spoiler image nigger if you use that you may never return to /bag/ watch your step
POKE
>>1542206 But your spooks...
I have 19000 pyros and 4 gacha tickets. Im going to swipe and buy pakeji anyway
>>1542200 >ENG localization that is entirely based on gookscript and 90% of complaints about ENG version are about it not fitting nip version despite the fact that Yostar regularly rewrites the story
>stream is next week F u c k, I thought it was this Saturday. Oh well And why is Nagusa not melting
>>1542205 Dried up, I'm a prime manwhore. >>1542190 >>1542194 >>1542195 >>1542196 >>1542198 >>1542207 It's only for emergencies CALM DOWN
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>>1542215 Nagusa doesn't melt, she simply reflects the sunrays
>>1542214 you're being disingenuous rn
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Today I crafted two purple gifts, please praise me.
>>1542170 >I'm going to support this thing I hate because they're doing it to someone I don't care about >Sure would be a shame if they did it to someone I like!
>>1542218 Then point me where I'm wrong?
CAN WE ROLL FOR SEIA YET
>>1542216 I used the card and I felt nothing. I was hoping for some cool interaction to take place between you and Kuroko/Plana when the times comes but... nothing ever happened
Reminder to find UE50 Satsuki borrows while you can, before the slackers start looking. Though, I think there are a lot more Satsuki's than there were Chiaki's and co.
>>1542224 P-sensei would want you to use the card. And besides, Fat Shiroko had a whole mini character arc about moving on. A few of us are only ones who are clinging on.
>>1542225 why don't you have your own UE50 satsuki?
>>1541990 Why did she do it?
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>>1541035 IT keeps tourists and normalfags out, Uma Musume global is being shilled hard around social media, we didn't even have that aside from the Steam drama. I believe we will have a spike up during Seia/ JK Asuna banner and bluefest, and honestly I was expecting more but then again, the game had no marketing from Streamer making FOMO
>>1542224 you are a worthless nigger the blackest most degenerate fucking creature this place can breed begon
>>1542162 Remember that the "Buru Arkaibu" voice file is to be placed in a different location than the rest.
>>1542221 well, you stated most complaints are Global niggas complaining about the English script not using the Japanese translation as base, when, in fact, a lot of the translation complaints are over censored or "toned down" translations. And I will agree some dudes just want the JP rewrites, but it's not the full extent of the complains, or even 90% of them
>>1542231 When he coming back
>>1541042 >it's literally nothing. 10k? I can count those with a single hand. that's a lot of fingers
>>1542230 Never mind that this is a western focused release. You know, the side of the world who is only capable of looking at dating sims with disgust and respond to it with irony, and are deathly afraid of a certain four letter word. I'm just happy that I don't have to suffer those horrible fucking emulators anymore.
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>>1542229 That's none of your business.
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>>1542235 Hopefully never. Fat Shiroko should have shot that asshole when she had the chance.
>>1542214 the japanese verion is the main version, regardless of whether or not the writers are korean or wrote it in korean since the target market is japan and not korea, also the story when directly translated from korean to japanese caused a major scandal, en localization is even funnier considering the trannyslator meddling
>>1542238 >and are deathly afraid of a certain four letter word. Diet?
>>1542231 That's just rude and unnecessary
>>1542242 reminder to go read Kirara's EN lines to have a laugh at how dogshit the EN TLers are
>>1542245 no. the word is seia
>>1542199 I don't believe you prove it
>>1542245 No, bing.
>>1542224 You're gonna be so fucking bricked in 2031 when they add it.
>>1542241 Fatty couldn't even off black suit
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>>1542233 technically he's right because when people complain about toned down lines or censored translations they usually compare it with the jp version
>>1542215 >next week basically 2 weeks anon
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When are we getting those fake and gay T10 equipment again?
>>1542246 its also true and completely meant fucking end it all
>>1542247 I heart that videogame translation is some bottom of the barrel shit, which is why we always get dogshit translations. They have no QC and Asians in general don't care that much about what's happening over here. Niggas who really wanna leave off translating shit become interpreters or translate important stuff like legal or medical documents.
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get apng raped
>>1542260 what's the name of this music
>>1542238 > looking at dating sims with disgust uh what year is it. cause.
>>1542254 NOT THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM AGAIN!!!!
>>1542261 nah, they just cheap out and hire retards, faggots or third worlders, things that happen in english translation rarely happen when games are translated into the predominant asian languages (japanese chinese korean etc)
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EVERYBODY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!! BANANAS ARE GOING BERSERK AGAIN!! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!! GO! GO! GO!
>>1542233 Ok, it was a hyperbole but you get the point that it's often people who use JP as the reference to what was botched in the TL despite the fact that JP TL is Yostar's property and not Nexon's. >>1542220 Where did I say I support it? I've said the only reason that makes me worried is it creates a dangerous precedence where Nexon will just have VAs re-record their lines for Global for students I like. Outside of that, I couldn't care less about Seia. >>1542242 And it won't matter because trannylators, for all their own faults, are contracted to work with gookscript and Nexon's going to shove it down your throat whether you like it or not.
>>1542255 Remember Ako's BE TENACIOUS or whatever the fuck it was? or Aru's "Focus on the documents!" omitting the "not on me!"? or Yoshimi's line about being seen as a lover? Those weren't the result of KR -> JP vs KR -> EN stuff, but the trannylators being stupid
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>>1542268 And? Which one do you pick? You better chose wisely.
>>1542266 Gigi d'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla
>>1542252 We're all gonna be in Kivotos by the time 2031 rolls around
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Die /bag/
>>1542272 I am aware my point is that when that first happened people were like "this is different from JP" when the case was the good old classic "EN TLers being their usual retards"
>>1542261 A lot of them think they're more than they are, calling themselves "creatives" or "curators", thinking that their job is to correct those backwards Asians and fix their scripts. They end up in localization because they couldn't get writing jobs in Hollywood or whatever.
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>>1542272 Why are they doing Yosh always so dirty? Would she be too powerful otherwise?
>>1542280 > they couldn't get writing jobs in Hollywood or whatever. With how dreadful movies are these days, those trannylators must be really ass on their OC Donut steel fiction
>>1542274 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the one on the right
>>1541986 i'm on jp and you need lunatic now to be comfy (maybe) but doing lunatic isn't comfy
>>1542267 2025.
>>1542271 >are contracted to work with gookscript trannyslators were caught numerous times trying to insert shitty jokes and removing intimacy from even the gookscript, are they contracted to do that too mr insider?
>>1542267 2025, they're still spouting shit like "anime is cringe and for perverts eww" >>1542270 how do you keep making these
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>>1542286 okay, I'm opening the first ninjutsu now. Do you want to change your pick? You better think twice!


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