Hurry up and post the joke.

/BAG/ HATE /BAG/ HATE

good moi. thanks for playing.

Kikyou should stop being a fat fuck and eating the last imeji

>>1671478 >post the joke. Your life

It's time. Post Wakamo.

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

Anyone on Asian with UE40 S.Kanna? Posting dog as tribute.

dont post the joke and keep that anon waiting forever >>1671479 bake faster next time

>7.35 / 50.00 MB i'm glad i didn't hit the Post button

>>1671441 >>1671453 I knew I should have done it I had to spark as well, I am so fucked for the end of the year, I hate her now, I got these other character besides Yuzu though.

>>1671483 >not in gm_const format >not even 3d model how about you get a chibi first cheeky brat

>>1671482 It's what lardasses do.

yee

>>1671494 Bing doesn't exist

>>1671483 What is she thinking in this moment? What am I thinking?

Good.

>>1671481 it was moi/10

Joke. Now.

Here's a joke: >Shun's pathfinding in PvP >Your sHanako in PvP >The timing of their Tsubaki's stun in PvP >Your card order

>>1671495 There's no one in this image and yet I can hear voices Is this schizophrenia

The joke is sex

Good night, /bag/

>>1671497 Wow this is actual rape

https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/581 https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/583 dice run ligma Doesn't look to be a lot though

I have more. >Your hair >Your rights >Your what >Momoi. >Serika's usefulness in anything

>>1671512 THAT'S NUTS

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1671512 GUH

>NYFuuka shows up on my 198th roll Guess that I am gonna use this spark to get NYHaruna.

The rewards for the new event look like fucking ass. For comparison here is the track for Miyu's event. Multiple 2m+ credit tiles and 28 total eligma on the track.

Turns out it was actually an Izumi general.

>>1671514 What's the general consensus on Kasumi's swimsuit? did Kasumibros like it?

>>1671508 Boring. At least there's ligma involved No chance of being compensated for a fuckup too since they didn't preview this screen in the livestream

>>1671520 I fucking love it

>>1671520 The lab coat stays on during sex

>>1671508 >>1671518 We need to go back to the old days where events would just shit out mats.

>>1671520 Not a Kasumifag but hers was definetily the second sexiest after Seia's.

>>1671520 It's ridiculously sex even if you aren't a total Kasumi fan, let's be real.

Easy Binah. This score wouldn't have been enough for plat on JP but fuck wasting credits borrowing for a meme GA.

Enough!

Until the main guy gets here I will continue these. >Millennium's budget >Gehenna's usefulness to society >Abydos more like POORbydos >Red Winter's stability >Average Trinity student diet >Hyakkiyako taking a shit festival >Wildhunt of Wild cunts >Shanhaijing's eyes

>>1671481 Sad I couldn't join the last two since I'm travelling.

Finally i can use my Maris

Izumi big love.

>>1671520 it's a good design and a good sprite but I don't like the mismatched top/bottom a ton, personally

>>1671533 Well now you're just asking me to make a joke about the speed of bag being slower than Yuuka who can't even do a jog in the morning.

>>1671530 How many team for that torment?

>>1671522 >>1671524 >>1671528 >>1671529

>Binah GA Remind in 5 more days

>>1671446 Extra invites only give 15 affection since you would have used your free invite anyway.

>>1671541 In my misery this has made me laugh, as I haven't seen it.

What the fuck even is this summary

>>1671520 the design is very sex

>>1671539 >Unit 1 final

My Lovely StudentWife Noa

I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fuck dog

>>1671542 Have you paid your bills? Brushed your teeth? Do you even use mouthwash?

>>1671520 Its a repeat of S.Misaki where I have to wait a year to roll for the best student the event.

>>1671542 Nigga do this now and you can sleep for an entire wek

>>1671543 Oh yeah I didn't account for that. Seems like the feature is less for solo wife-havers and more for two-timing Senseis

>>1671553 >paid pyroxene to hang out >now you're paying pyroxene to hang out sensei really is a slut...

>>1671531 Give. Now.

>>1671545 I want to claim her instead

>student rapes sensei >completely accepted and normal >sensei rapes student >shameful and looked down upon How is this fair

>>1671545 Fuuka is now considered a trophy item.

Trinity students have bad eyes, they can't watch their weight!

>roll for NY fatty >get another type of fatty instead I'll stop here.

Why no one told me the other thread was over?

>>1671557 because that will show that you love a certain student more than other students from other schools, which will cause diplomatic incidents and internal conflict between and within schools

>>1671562 Maybe you'd know if you uncensored your eyes, stupid fuck

>>1671562 This guy sat alone wondering why no one is posting for 30 mins lmao

Nagusa really is a snowflake- she cries over ghosts calling her mean things!

What do you call this spell?

>>1671569 seduction with boobs spell

>>1671567 >

>>1671569 mating call spell

>>1671569 art of paizuri: 3 strokes sudden cum

Mizokin Eri inverted nipples + lactation when

Eri doesn't have inverted nipples. Trust me, I'm a tit scientist.

Kanoe has inverted nipples

>claims to be wild and hunt >not uncivilized >also not hunters That's false advertising, Wildhunt is a school meant to give students fake degrees in "art" and "literature"!

Sensei has inverted nipples

Can't students have verted nipples? Why is it always inverted?

Eri's breastmilk taste like breastmilk

According to you, niggers 105% of female population has inverted nipples.

Kaya has inverted nipples

Why can't you be normal and talk about more important things like a student's vagina? No, it has to be the nipples, not even the breasts themselves!

Kanna why are you looking at me like that...

You only like Eri for her big, beautiful, highschool tits

I'm done with your goofy aahh icl ts pmo drop the joke now fore i finna bust your ass cracka

arata's breastmilk...

And here's our special one-time guest for the show. Why did the teacher become a gardener? He wanted to help his students grow!

>>1671591 idgi

>>1671589 I did my job, I'm out. It was worth it. I liked the joke.

>>1671591 I love this

ID me Who do I put up for borrows?

>>1671578 They hunt wild imaginations

>>1671591 Why do you need to spoiler it, I'm not gonna cum to porn model Plana.

>>1671591 Beautiful That's my daughter Plana

>>1671591 Cute but i was expecting something different

>>1671591 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMoqYKDzUeM

>>1671591 Heehee Link for the map?

>>1671591 >plana heh, the plot thickens

>>1671598 Bring up your UE40 Dog.

>>1671601 I don't believe you

>>1671608 Umika can't really set up fast enough in regular raids.

>>1671591 Good job, Plana. This is why you're the best AI daughter.

>>1671597 >>1671602 >>1671603 >>1671604 >>1671606 >>1671614 Plana is satisfied >>1671605 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3374709840&searchtext=blue+archive

>>1671591 Very good Plana

>>1671617 Thanks for the link.

>>1671601 this anon doesn't understand the element of surprise and suspense. also stop lying.

>>1671620 Stop sexualizing my daughter you freak

>>1671620 Damn, too bad I already came to Kokona tonight, or I'd go for Plana.

>>1671591 My student is my crop and will make their breast bigger their ass bigger their hips wider And I will put my seeds in them I will grow their daughters, too I will grow and breed my students like a gardener, I am

>>1671621 If you really mean that, you would've said the same to all those artists that made Plana porn.

I NEED to have sex with my tablet

>>1671624 you're right, i don't

You can't have sex with your computers, phones or tablets you sick fucks

Fuck it, it's done. Never again. > Why NY.Haruna? Uhhhh thematic.

>>1671625 Imagine if they integrate an interface to an onahole haptic sensor system into a gacha game, so that the girl's pussy will react as you use the onahole in real time

my princesswife Mika

>>1671591 Plana.... my little cyberangel

>>1671635 Q

coom in doom rope in hope good morning /bag/

Do Your ///🌟🌟Headpats🌟🌟\\\

>>1671642 mornin

>>1671641 ehh?

>>1671643 >on time >chise what the fuck

>>1671645 The first image.

>>1671643 Good job, Chise.

>>1671642 good morning

>>1671651 Wrong answer

>>1671643 Good job Chise

>>1671541 What is Kuzunoha doing there. Go back to your lame gay aids dimension you stinky hag.

>>1671643 Thank you Chise

Double bun sex

I like moe more because it actually works.

>>1671480 >>1671492 Stop fighting

>>1671666 I for one believe the power of seggs battle, let the best seggs be the best SRT.

>There's a sudden inspection on my workplace >I was out while it happened Ah bloss... Blue Archive!

>>1671667 Just roll the dice Miyako 1d100 = 75 Miyu 1d100 = 78 Saki 1d100 = 38 Moe 1d100 = 98 Yukino 1d100 = 67 Kurumi 1d100 = 55 Niko 1d100 = 44 Otogi 1d100 = 67

every time

Good morning /bag/ >>1671642 GM

Moe website.

>lose 1 def >lose over 40 ranks and get thrown out of plat >already lost 2 attacks WTF

>>1671677 This is chink primetime

>>1671678 The point is I'm losign attacks, not defs. Suddenly I can't get back to top 100.

To make it fair, let's not include Moe in a dice roll next time

>>1671591 Very nice plana-chan! Here's one from your senior: Why did Phrenepates stop being a gardener? Because every seed he planted withered away.

>>1671679 Ok, got back to top 100. Getting from top 200 to top 100 is fucking harder than getting from top 100 to top 50.

Arona would never say that. Come on.

>>1671683 It takes 2 wins for both buddy.

>>1671685 Yeah, you just need to win 2 coinflips.

>1T insane for each color Is that enough for plat? I don't want to put in any more effort

>>1671687 It always is coinflips sadly

>>1671689 Depending on the server. What's the score on your red, cause that might be the deciding factor here.

>>1671689 No. Have fun with gold.

>>1671691 EU. 26

>>1671689 Plat cutoff for EU is usually around the 40k mark on JP which was 78m total score.

>>1671694 Okay. I'm just shy of that but my attempts were pretty half assed so I can get above that easily

>>1671681 booooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>1671491 Do not post this picture in this thread for what's remaining of your physical life.

Time to install the Airi AI in my shittim chest

>Junko dodging all of Shun's shots I've missed this, bring back evasion now John Nexon.

>>1671681 > Phrenepates' students die carrying his daughters in their womb damn, never thought of that

>>1671591 I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Plana. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Plana as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one convulsive orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>1671671 moesex wins

Please give thanks to plushies related for saving Blue Archive

>>1671711 Thank you Nell Thank you Asuna Thank you Karin akane Thank you Toki

Anyone got that pic of Noa solemnly looking out the window while her boobs press on it?

>>1671711 Thank you Sopmod II Junyaaaaaaa

>>1671711 >

>>1671707 I just noticed that she also has cum spilling out of her... glove? You're nasty, Sensei...

>>1671715 >>1671716 is this a GFL or AL girl

>>1671718 Both You fuckers are forcing me to go back playing GFL1

>>1671717 You wouldn't?

>>1671713 >Akane

>>1671714 I don't have it

>>1671715 >>1671716 stop making junya cry

>>1671714 Saved from THAT Noa post for now.

no one is rolling?

B-Bros?

>>1671729 Here is roll, now where is yours?

>>1671729 I'm considering rolling for Akari but I'm scared because Shupos, Tea Party Summer, and BlueFes are right around the corner. That's 120k Pyros locked just for them

>>1671730 It was me

>>1671730 Some chink is doing RCE on your PC PULL THE PLUG NOW

>>1671729 I had to spark and now i'm hangry. I got Saki, but also alts.

>>1671729 I already got them

>>1671729 I did 1 roll for each banner, didn't get any 3*

>>1671732 60k pyro with average luck

>>1671730 canon manwhore sensei

I really do hate the cover in Binah sometimes, combine that with the fact there's no easier way to reshuffle your team except going to the lobby and reborrowing the borrow all over again with your lack of search bar or some kind of function which brings recent borrows to the top just makes it a complete nightmare when you're trying to make a team which is dependent on CHare or OChinatsu. It really incentivizes just copying someone elses homework because the act of actually trying to make your own team is so agonizing.

>>1671729 >rolling for non-limited

>>1671729 I was thinking of rolling for NYAkari since I'm a metafag, but I'll just fucking pray as usual that she'll spook me in the future.

>>1671736 Well there's your free Torment Geburah, bro.

got another manwhore trophy today

I am very ready for Kanoe

>>1671730 this happens to me if I scroll too fast on raid leaderboards lol

>>1671748 that's exactly what caused my error lol

>>1671714 no, but i have noa door

>>1671729 I have literally every single one of the current banner characters already

>>1671739 I don't trust that blue bitch not to fuck me over

>>1671749 happens on mobile (emulator) too

>>1671753 She did, she does....

>>1671755 Well you know what, I got pretty lucky. I'm getting to the acceptance stage.

>>1671729 Rolled earlier. 200 rolls >dupe CKotori >Mina >dupe Miyako >Moe >CHanae >Kasumi >NYFuuka >NYHaruna (spark) I am not planning to roll for anything until the Tea Party Summer, when my plan is to drop a maximum of 36k Pyro to get SSeia and SNagisa.

>>1671745 What is the difference between bond ranks 10, 20, 50, and 100? I'm thinking 10 is handholding, 20 is kissing, 50 is safe sex, 100 is raw sex

>>1671743 she did spook me during blueFES >>1671731 >now where is yours? right here

>>1671699 Sensei. FEED ME THE LAST IMAGE!!

another win for the western cat

>>1671758 You get bonus to stats for a student (and their alts/other versions, if any) from Bond 1 to Bond 50. You also get a Bond Title for Bond 20, Bond 50, and Bond 100 for that student and version.

Already got NY.Haruna and NY.Fuuka a long time ago, the other 2 can spook me later.

>>1671765 That's my Kuroko

so the ticket will definitely last till shupos now

The D.Hina speedrun is so fucking awful, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy (except the pvp chinks).

>>1671758 title/badge and bonus stats for bond 20 and 50. honorable badge for bond 100.

Do not molest your students.

>Deca story moved to EX >Gives you another pyrox Man I should have read them faster

>>1671763 > Having sex with your sensei makes you stronger > Having too much sex with your sensei gives you bragging rights No wonder you get raped, sensei

>>1671759 >>1671765 I just pulled wolf and it's your fault

Maybe my maids are a little underinvested for Binah.

>>1671774 Borrow Chiaki.

>only 1 MMidori up for borrow >And it's only UE40 Screw you niggers, I'm gonna use my wife instead

>>1671773 >new rejoice

>>1671777 I pulled Chiaki other day. haven't leveld her. is she good for Binah?

Would she be strong in pvp

>>1671777 I just used Neru

>>1671774 Last time I did INS purple with >Kisaki >Ako >Sex or C.Hare, I don't remember >S.Kanna >Maki >S.Hanako And it somehow worked because you can stack 3 def downs on Binah at the same time and then unleash S.Hanako.

>>1671779 Technically yes, just don't use Ako or D.Aru to buff her.

>>1671721 I'm not really sold on glovepussy

>>1671783 oh yeah because her Ex disables her crits, no? So Himari + Kisaki is okay, I suppose?

>>1671784 Kisaki rio seia

The truth is a lot of modern sexual practices are nasty and unhygienic but that's why showers and toothbrushes were invented for

>>1671785 You could also use Kisaki + Rio, since Rio buffs ATK too and gives you 2nd EX card, so you can use her EX twice.

the average amount of pinks you get from 200 pulls is 4, right? then we're right on average for my next set of pulls I think I will eat breakfast first

You can cleanse your body, but your mind will still rot away. Seek help

>>1671790 It's 3% chance, so the highest probability is 6, I think.

>>1671784 Would you prefer stockingsussy then?

showers and toothbrushes were invented for sex, I get it now

>>1671791 I can't afford insurance

>>1671791 Would a brainwashing clean the rot away?

>>1671794 Call me a degenerate, but I actually prefer pussypussy

>>1671797 >rot you need one special needle for that

when is jp maint again?

>>1671803 9am JST, tomorrow.

>>1671804 boo

>>1671790 >emulator We have a PC version now, you know.

I have been playing Minecraft for 14 hours straight today Blue Archive

>>1671790 I wish you luck bro.

Oh yeah it's inverted nipples time.

Yeah but Mari doesn't wash behind her ears

>>1671807 Maybe his GPU doesn't have Vulkan and has to deal with pink graphics

>>1671812 Now that's nasty.

>>1671808 What did you build?

I don't know how but they need to implement new 2*s into the game >>1671807 >kernel level anti cheat

>>1671801 >Unalloyed Gold Needle can be used to ward away the meddling of Outer Gods Imagine that plot in BA

>>1671808 You watch the binner raid on bluecraft last night

>>1671815 I finished my house today and currently trying to get zombie villager to spawn in swamp so I can get mending

>>1671816 There's sRenge coming up, and I'm sure they'll implement a new 2* Wildhunt student

>>1671816 >I don't know how Add the old archived welfares into the gacha pool?

this is flat out terrifying

>>1671822 Damn, this stick is supposed to be a tank?

>>1671822 Are you proud of that pun?

>>1671824 nta but it was good

>>1671477 Took me a while to find the thread by just looking at the OP images, I'm still not used to *BIG HATS* in my koreankino

>>1671824 It wasn't so bad.

>>1671729 Hifumi posting yields results.

>>1671817 Gold needle is my dick and it's the cure for all the terror students who are undergoing psychosis via nameless god's tricknology

What's good about inverted nipples?

>>1671826 You will learn to love the big hats.

>>1671819 Wouldn't it be faster to find a villager that sells mending, turn them to a zombie, then cure them?

>>1671824 got a chuckle out of me

>>1671832 They changed so that only swamp villager can sell mending, and I don't think there are swamp villages

That's not Izumi..

>>1671819 >swamp >mending I died with all the important stuff far away from my spawn point on my longest run because I went looking for a swamp village for that exact reason. And deleted that world afterwards because I've lost gear that took weeks to make. I've found dungeon with mending in one chest in my first 5 minutes on that world.

>>1671835 spooked me twice during fes. whats she good for again?

>>1671574 Man

>>1671836 I got the best enchantment for everything in 2 days, I'm just missing mending and netherite upgrade It took me more time to build the endermen farm and gacha with enchantment than to beat the game, I started this world yesterday

>>1671838 Tank and debuffer for Greg and Geburah. That's about it, she's a generalist tank.

I think it looks nice

>>1671846 Wow I didn't know "Night of the consumers" got a sequel!

Perish, masturbator.

Stop trying to corrupt nuns

Shut up, Mary. Before I kiss you on the mouth.

I hate balding Binah

It's Mari.