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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #8194 Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 03:11:59 Id: da23c5 No. 1709484
Previous thread: >>1708079 Threads #7900 - #7992 >>>/barchive/ Threads #7993 - #∞ https://rentry.org/8bagarchive >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >8/20 (Wed) After Maint – 9/3 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Eri (3*) Kanoe (3*) >News https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/581 >Events: We are the Occult Research Club! ~Mysteries of the Academy and Ancient Spells~ – 8/20 (Wed) After Maint – 9/3 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Total Assault: Perorodzilla (Field) – 8/27 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/3 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Normal – 8/27 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/3 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Account EXP – 8/30 (Sat) 4:00 – 9/1 (Sun) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*) Rei (3*) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3112998 >Events: Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Pray-Ball! Web Event: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball – Until 9/9 (Tue) 2:59 AM (UTC) >Content: Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field – Torment w/Heavy Armor) – 9/2 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
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How are we feeling, Goslingbros?
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Miyako loves sensei the most
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Misaki love!
>>1709486 Couldn't be happier
>>1709489 Missed a nipple there, miyakonig
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ID Me Misaki appreciation
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>>1709467 I never wanted your gifts anyway.
Shupo pussy.
Sex with... all mobs
GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY
Gonslings will move to the new Arius girl in volume 6 like the manwhores they are. They did the same by moving from Kayoko to Misaki. Don't trust those unfaithful fuckers
>S.Misaki >That new girl in v6 Go on without me bros.
finally
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>>1709495 you can still have my birthday wishes on the day
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I shouldn't say things like that...
>>1709488 >>1709490 >>1709493 >>1709500 >>1709502 theyre finally letting misaki out of jail?
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I better see at least one bond 80 Misaki fag on either /bag/, otherwise I'd be VERY disappointed.
>>1709507 They'll all kill themselves when they get Misaki, so we won't get any
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>>1709504 We'll see about that. last year no one bothered.
>>1709513 Congrats, you just got your birthday added to my calendar
Make this a skin, Nexon, and I will buy it
>Summer is about over, hey let's go pay a visit back to the old school that treat us like shit. Truly Arius events.
>Say a nice thing to a student >Instant rape threat I'm just a NICE GUY ...
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>>1709521 Gamers would never rape me
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>>1709519 actually your fault for getting raped
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Global bday calendar. As little effort as per usual.
>>1709524 proof?
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>>1709525 I was looking for that image. So no Momoi huh.
>>1709527 >mina up soon
>>1709531 the one i posted was an old one. we could probably add those to it though
>>1709527 >Mina What a fun student.
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>>1709527 nonomisex
holy sex
too big
Too small
two
I need more ass students, Nexon. Give Misaki the biggest backside you can give.
I haven't gone to bed with a smile like this in a while
>>1709545 >stick she cant have a big ass
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>>1709527 This month has a very good lineup of birthdays.
My students should stop roasting each other over the grill
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>1709548 Do the needful and roast Sensei.
I would fuck Aoba in the vagina.
You wouldn't fuck a canoe
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>>1709556 Elaborate
Does /bag/ like Kiki?
.se is back?
>>1709527 >Mina birthday one week before her banner rerun We must accelerate so anons can roll and properly celebrate her birthday.
>>1709556 You lost me
>>1709568 The FRR end date confirms no acceleration.
>>1709568 You should have just spooked her already.
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Misaki Baka
>>1709571 Then I will go to my nearest Chinese food restaurant and ask them to curse everyone with a guaranteed Mina spook when they roll on the dress banners.
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Id wife roll
>>1709560 happy doog
>>1709488 Did nobody notice?
Guys.... im starting to fall under the belief that Seia has some level sexuality that one would describe as "sexy".....
>>1709579 what? that she's smiling?
>>1709579 What?
>>1709583 Halo.
>>1709585 Motherfucker
I'm still waiting for that loss edit btw
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eimisex
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>>1709568 people who didn't spark her first banner are FAKE fans
>>1709582 It took you THIS long?
seia is a rapist though don't fall for her charms
>>1709593 >implying there are Mina fans
>>1709594 I had to make sure after 392 masturbations to her.
Mina should've gotten a child alt like Rumi.
>>1709600 Mina should of had a child put in her. By me.
>>1709588 Anon, it's right there.
>>1709602 >pregnant alt
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why is she like this?
>>1709603 My eyes aren't what they used to be...
>>1709608 To be fair if you didn't point it out nobody would even notice.
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You know what they say about girls with chokers.
>>1709612 That they have a good fashion sense?
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Well at least it's an easy skip banner,
what are we playing this weekend? im playing the mgs3 remake
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>>1709616 Hmm...
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>>1709597 She's super cool, sexy, and has an excellent L2D. Of course she has fans.
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>>1709621 same tbh, though in small bursts cause I played the collection version pretty recently so its not offering me much thats new here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_kTixUO4E HINA SPLIT THIS PIANO IN HALF!
>>1709621 I'll still be playing through Planescape Torment because I'm an old man that likes to read but hates books.
>>1709626 Yeah same >>1709628 Kek. I was playing rogue trader but I can only play once in a while
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>>1709597 she has some of, if not the best momotalks in the game
Lick it up
Seia should stop being a slob
>>1709632 That one is in my backlog, surprised it took them this long to make a proper Warhammer CRPG.
>>1709625 Need more l2d taking place in the rain.
>>1709639 Its pretty good.
>>1709638 A good sensei cleans up after his students
Which students would want sensei to drink or do something with their pee?
ive missed you guys
Don't.
>>1709643 I have a feeling kaya
>>1709648 >Kaya Eww, I canon sensei would never
>>1709636 >thumbnail looks like she's naked she can't keep getting away with this.
>>1709645 Missed you too.
Churro is better than the hags
>>1709649 Its a senseis duty to absorb the bad toxins (pee) of misbehaved students.
>>1709658 I dont mind but I dont like kaya
>>1709657 I have seen the leftmost Churro picture 5 times this week.
>>1709661 Rightmost* I have dyslexia.
Sex Kaya
>>1709659 We love Kaya here
>>1709502 >don't even know her name and you're gosling over her This is why people call you a manwhore, Sensei
What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz! Do you find birds to be scary? Imagine Dragons!
Fubukis feet smell
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>1709672 Utaha is long
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>>1709678 proofs?
>>1709672 Those are some nice porn models.
I love all students. Even Wakamo
>>1709682 She is lazy
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>feetards
>>1709672 haha funny utaha but ichika scares me more
>>1709655 I almost thought this was part of the futaspam.
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>>1709672 Good job Utaha Good job Ichika please stop looking at me like that
>>1706822 Posting Suou every day until she gets added Day 130 Posting Konoka every day until she gets added Day 23
>>1709690 Stop thinking about dicks Also turn your filter on
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>>1709692 like what
>>1709672 Who's the Brendan Schaub of Kivotos?
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>>1709672 Good job Utaha.
no momoi today?
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>>1709688 I zoosed the azoos today.
>>1709683 god I wish, chibi sex real
>>1709688 Feet are sexy
>>1709672 >*vinyl scratch sound* >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >*car crash sound* >102.3 >*elephant sound* >REAL ROCK FM >*explosion* >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK >*glass shattering sound* >*police siren* >THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION >*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>>1709597 I mean, there's a ton of Kisaki fans. Surely some of them must trickle down to her second-in-command.
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>>1709706 Radio announcer student when?
I'm not a feetfag either, I'm more into feet. Kasumi's feet are the only ones I would put in my mouth though
>>1709710 Pits**** God dammit
>>1709710 This guy can't stop thinking about feet
>>1709699 we've been playing for hours...
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>>1709710 Based feetchad
>>1709672 Those are boomer-like jokes
>>1709714 Hell no. Like I was trying to say, I'm more into pits.
>Leave Yuuka to me.
>>1709721 Feet are pits of the shoe I don't have any Chise images to post with this
Ai vvill neva forgib Paruru, deth tu allu feet eata!
>>1709709 >Juri >Nurgle >???
However...since we're talking about feet. Chances s.Misaki's L2D will have feet focus 1d100 = 55
Alice, increase suction.
>>1709727 She'll have a sunset l2d to no ones surprise
>>1709727 but what are her chances of actually being usable this time?
>>1709645 Use Nodoka
>>1709727 I'd like a synthwave kind of L2D but sSeia already got that
>>1709726 40k joke I guess.
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>>1709696 Like I'm prey...
>>1709701 Zoos would never stick something up her butt
>>1709736 She is the bird here and you're asking to not be seen as prey?
People like pits but not feet? They both can smell but also smell nice and taste good
>>1709723 What is Noa going to do to Yuuka?
>>1709741 How do you know?
Claim your baseball daily coins /bag/
>>1709744 I dont
I want to ask sumire how big my penis will look after lose my next 80 pounds. 50 pounds down and I was hiding some inches.
>>1709743 Yuuka is not this sexy. Who is this?
everything went completely wrong but the day was saved by reisa just barely staying alive with her tiny self heals. can't believe it actually made a difference.
>>1709750 Its sexy yuuka.
This might be the strangest team I've seen in the top 100, but I can't fault him if it works.
>>1709709 >glass cannon heh, wish we saw more of this side
>>1709755 >shanako EX was first or second he could run almost anything and still win since that happened
>>1709747 thank you chise
Here's overworking Yuuka and Sensei (me)
Nagisa's best friends playing without her
>>1709762 >put one of her friends in jail >tried to get the other fired Are they truly friends after all this?
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>>1709764 Noa, Nonomi or Miyako
>>1709764 noa or mitako ... noa pantyhose erotic
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>>1709747 Another day of making the Rank 1 refresher and his Discord friend upset.
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>>1709765 These might be a little too big.
>>1709762 I'm glad they found a way to pass the time while Nagisa is busy with me.
>>1709765 Those aren't nipples, those are pepsi bottle caps.
>>1709764 Miyako of course
Where's the shiggy daki
>>1709739 Something seems different here...
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>>1709768 Correct, but there's nothing wrong with that for some joke images. Nobody else was posting any stars-and-stripes bikini images of her at the time, so may as well fill the gap with the tools available. It never really worked quite right though; depending on weight the Blue Archive chibi lora always seemed to make her head too big as it was there, or lead to a non-chibi look closer to the youtube shorts like these, with very little middle ground that actually matched the in-game chibis.
>>1709777 Maybe it doesn't work quite right cause Nagisa is a bong. Try using the Bong flag.
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>>1709769 >>1709771 What can I say, the artist likes them big
>>1709764 Noa, Miyako, and Haruna
>>1709763 Well, Nagisa did imprison Mika, but she also failed to realize that Mika could be a scheming, treasonous bitch, and she is still Mika's biggest simp even after Mika tried to destroy Trinity, so that sort of balances things out. But not knowing Peroro's name is pretty sus, given how big that franchise appears to be in Kivotos and how much Hifumi likes to talk about it, which does raise questions about how much Nagisa actually cares about Hifumi as a person.
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>>1709779 >>1709765 boobs are awesome
It could be even bigger. The few small- to medium-sized tits he draws look better.
>>1709795 That 2nd pic must be a different artist cause it looks like crap.
My tired wife is so cute.
>>1709797 It is Ryuun. The guy developed a thing for maximum sag a couple years ago.
>>1709799 I made this post
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thanks for the moi' session. Love you guys
>>1709795 Holy that is a very hot Hina
>>1709806 second one wasn't meant to be a spoiler
thx for hosting. always enjoying play with you guy
I can wait no longer...
>>1709806 Notice how the one true dog is chilling in the butter while everyone else is struggling
>>1709803 Why would Sumire do this?
>there are no Mina fans I like every girl in Shanhaijing. Mina is a girl in Shanhaijing. Therefore, I like Mina.
>>1709820 her pants are really something
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>>1709815 lift if you want to live
>>1709815 Its ok Seia saved everyone from her training a few seconds after the picture by running everyone over with a car
>>1709826 Bad - Good - Bad - Good 50/50
>>1709832 > Spoiler this NO dick, No tits, No vagina, the fuck are you spoilering it for?
I wanna suck on big student boobies.
>open spoiler >hoyoslop Should be a bannable offense
I would like to personally thank Mari and her subskill for winning this match. And Junko, of course.
cool sexy Mina
Why did she do it?
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>>1709811 I'm gonna put a baby into Nozomi's tummy...
Why did she do it bros?
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>>1709846 There wouldn't be the game if she didn't.
>>1709849 Aye there's SuperMomoi tonight and nobody told me!
>>1709853 It was posted last thread bro..
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>>1709849 seia just murder everyone....
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From THIS point on, you are only allowed to post PRETTY students. Failure to comply will result in IRL death.
>>1709859 >posts the rapist grandma
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>>1709859 Understood, pretty students only
>>1709859 Got it.
>>1709853 It was full anyways.
>>1709852 What is her master plan...? What 4D chess is she playing
>>1709859 But all of my students are pretty.
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>>1709859 It can't be helped..
>>1709860 Everyone else understood the assignment Goodbye, (Sensei)
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django 'ate
the Shun brick is funny every time
>>1709871 Chances I survive Akane rape 1d100 = 35
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Miyako rapes sensei yes 1d100 = 65 yes 1d100 = 81
is it still rape if you give consent?
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>>1709866 She is your actual wife and she's checking if you're going to remain faithful to her with all of those horny JK's around
>>1709882 Yes cause they dont need to know you like it
>>1709873 Hanae started the violence. Junko ended it.
>>1709883 She locked me in her rape basement though
Moe 1d100 = 13
Miyako 1d100 = 62
>>1709888 Moe respects my rights and is therefore better than miyucko.
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>>1709876 Akane Rape Power /roll {1d100}
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>>1709896 💀🥀
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1d100 = 45
Miyako FATIGUE
I, for one, do not particularly feel anything for miyako.
Anal only sex for September Yes 1d100 = 49 No 1d100 = 83
>>1709908 based, fuck analfags
Pinasex
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pat time...
very cool
>>1709908 Vaginal only for September 1d100 = 13 Oral only for September 1d100 = 3 Handjobs only for September 1d100 = 80 Footjobs only for September 1d100 = 16 Tailjobs only for September 1d100 = 98
>>1709927 Finally
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>>1709859 >PRETTY students If I am to die for posting a beautiful student, then at least the last thing I saw was beauty.
Kaguhya
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mitcher if she was normal JK
>>1709937 I like how there's at least 3 different versions of this image to not include the 3dpd
>>1709927 Haruna won.
I had enough purples and teddy bears to put her over 64, but there's still a long road ahead. Happy birthday, Suzumi. Maybe you'll get an alt for your birthday next year...
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>>1709886 It's where you belong.
Since I'm on a phone I won't open BA again to take a screenshot. I've got 3*, lvl 90, 5/7/7/7 T8/T10/T9 Meru. Should I put her up for borrow for Wakaboat? Why T8? I don't have enough T9 shoes.
>>1709958 no one will use her
>>1709946 Congratulations
>>1709959 People that don't have pNoa or Miyu on borrow list probably will. The only other 3 options I have for borrows are UE30 jkNeru, UE40 Mika, UE40 Eimi and Foom.
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nonomisex
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coom in doom rope in hope good morning /bag/
I was gonna use that team next... I'm missing Umika though.
I'm not that bald fuck you
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The chink cheatsheet fucking sucks, I haven't won a single match in a week...with the nip one I win more than half of the matches.
I am that bald and that's literally me.
Just come up with your own ideas and stop relying on known comps.
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>>1709975 >1st pic At this point it'd be better to just shave everything off
>>1709975 Suzumi was my favourite of the four tutorial girls, so I'm happy to see someone love her this much
>>1709980 Free thinking doesn't keep you in the top 100.
>>1709970 Is the radio working? Opened it out of curiosity and the page doesn't seem to be sending any sound data to the system, I have checked high and low for any variables on my end that might cause this but can't find anything.
I'll never fall for the suzumi psyop
>>1709946 good job anon, hope she gets an alt soon
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>>1709970 TLanon did deliver the Suzumi doujin for her birthday. Send him my regards.
>>1709982 But the magazine I read said balding old men were desirable partners. I'm sure there's no bias there, I trust my students, even if they are filthy journos. >>1709989 I hope so too. She and Shimiko really need one. >>1709983 Based and same. >>1709990 Oh shit, that's pretty good news >>1709986 Headpat your Suzumi. NOW.
>0/5 bad
>>1709985 <I add load data logic >they disable it and enable url logic <I switch it to blob url logic >they disable it and enable data blob logic <I switch it to data logic >they disable it and enable url logic ... it's all so tiresome... fix will be up in 5 minutes
This was pretty fantastic. I'm glad it got scanned.
>0/5
Why can't you win pvp? Are you bad or something?
>he actually touches the mald session couldn't be me
>game mode with no human factor >call it pvp I just don't get it.
>>1709984 It does for me. Funny thing is that team is one of the top teams for the nip charts, I just came to that comp on my own by observing my def wins and losses so it counts.
>>1709999 sou ka... Thank you for your work squashing the same damn bug.
>>1709992 don't forget reisa
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Jumby my beloved...
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how do i make my PVP wins less reliant on if hoshino decides to be a fucking jobber or not?
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Good afternoon, crackers. 20 more days, at least nobody's birthday is the same as the stream day.
>>1710029 seia birthday is finally real
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>>1710030 NO PREGNANT THREAD ON SEIA BIRTHDAY. THIS IS FINAL.
Okay, Seia impregnation birthday thread then>>1710031
>>1709956 Arona and Plana wjen they my penits
>purple chesed Que?
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>>1710039 Get your XD ready.
hmm?
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Wapper
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Wrapper?
>>1710051 I'm hungry now..
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>>1710052 why you Hungarian?
Don't forget to spend your Expert Permits and JFD coins before the monthly reset!
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>slept 11 hours >still feel tired Make it make sense.
It's been a while since I ate a burger, I should get some.
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>>1710056 You're old
>>1710054 He's a hungry Hungarian which means he didn't get to eat his daily bowl of goulash.
>>1710056 Too much sleep is also bad for you.
>>1710029 >WELCOME TO KIVOTOS! what did arona mean by this
>there's a race horse named "Blue Archive" huh?
is the EX challenge actually pretty hard? i'm struggling to clear it
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>>1710056 Sleeping while depressed do be like that sometimes But once I slept for 12+hours after a 3 day field trip and it was the best kind of sleep I've ever experienced. So yeah push yourself to near exhaustion first before trying to sleep like that
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>>1710058 Getting old maybe. I'm still a baby compared to you guys. >>1710065 I have been sleeping like shit, it's just kinda fucked up how I feel the same every morning but I check my phone and I've either slept 5 or 12 hours like make up your fucking mind, man.
>>1710056 i always feel like shit if i sleep too much. if i'm really tired i'd much rather sleep 6 hours 2 times than 12 hours straight
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ju87
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Deepest Lore
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
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>>1710080 KAEDE NOOOOOO YOU'RE GETTING A BOOSTER PACK AFTER THIS, PLEASE DON'T CRY
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Playable Rin when, John Nexon?
>>1710075 She'll show up when Moogi talks the rest of the club into robbing the student council president's private museum. Trust the plan.
>>1710085 After playable Rabu but before playable Akira.
>>1710085 when they release the gsc president.
Btw, what would Rin's kit be? Because she'd definitely be a Special.
>the new Arius girl fucking shoots sensei >Kaya shows up with the FOX Squad to save your ass >"Omg kaya you're so competent and sexy please marry me" >Kaya is now playable as your canon wife You rike?
>implying Kanna would ever let her ass leave the jail I'd sooner believe in Kaiser President's redemption arc.
I was horny and about to fap to my students, but then my mother called. Now I'm not horny anymore, thanks mom.
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>>1710092 Kaya I already like you and want to marry you, you don't have to post embarrassing shit like that.
>>1710096 Tell your mom you love her
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>>1710096 Sounds like you got a happy ending nonetheless
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>>1710092 Shut up kaya. It's Sunday and I don't have the energy to deal with your autistic headcanon scenarios that you came up with while in solitary confinement.
>>1710092 Get back to community service
Why don't they have weekend leave at Kivotos state penitentiary, or at least monthly visit. Give us a lifeline here Nexon
>>1710100 This is the perfect moment for Kaya to pester you with those imaginary scenarios because you are more likely to say >Ok, just shut the fuck up.
>goats are associated with demons historically It might be possible, but would certainly be unorthodox.
>>1710097 somehow I want to stick my nose in Kaya's vagina. I'm sorry
>>1710107 All of Kaya's deals are shit. And she didn't give me the dark skin tomboy so she's double shit.
>>1710110 Never forget Haine's stolen lunch
I would have accepted Kaya's deal
>>1710113 Her deal would end with you in Kaiser's hands. Again.
>>1710110 ? Looks alright to me
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>>1710116 What do I have to do in exchange for all of that?
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Home.
>>1710098 >>1710099 But of course, I love my mom.
Eh, Kaya is just one sob story and bweh away from becoming officially a good girl™.
Are you ready to see >her again?
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Homu.
I have nothing to lose
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>>1710121 All things considered, yes. Newfags have to go through it at least once again.
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>>1710121 Akemi? Hell yeah, gimme more
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HOW is she so gorgeous and pretty?
>>1710129 i kinda want her now
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>>1710123 This pic literally implies she'll kill you the moment she gets bored with you. Rinny would never even get such ideas.
>>1710129 Her chibi is way better looking.
>>1710133 >>1710135 As always the chibi devs saved the sprite.
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>>1710133 >>1710135 All her animations are absolute top tier
What are the chances of an Akemi re-design? Even Kim said that some devs didn't like the way she looks
>>1710138 No he didn't? They just don't talk much about it in the dev talk.
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Nexon is such a fucking tease holy shit let me see Akira properly. >>1710138 Just do a Riku/Miria and give her a disguise as a ploy to redesign her entirely.
>>1710138 >pitfag midori wtf i love midori now
>>1710134 Yeah, instead Rin forces me to write in chinese
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>>1710138 I personally doubt it.
>>1710138 Akemi is conceptually just fine; the big problem is the dogshit art quality.
>>1710138 >Kim said that some devs didn't like the way she looks I don't remember that in any comment
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Akemi on the formation screen!
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>>1710149 Big Booki spotted
>>1710138 I hope so, a muscle girl in theory isn't so bad but for some reason Akemi just doesn't work.
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>>1710151 Because she's drawn like a ripped man with tits, not a ripped woman
Just finished End of month inventory check. I need money and a ton of gold and purple tech notes.
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>>1710157 That wont even cover your rent for the month... There's only one solution to this problem.
>>1710158 The thinking man's choice
>>1710137 Mika is still stronger than her, right?
>>1710137 That's because chibidevs carry the weight of this game on their powerful backs
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>>1710163 Not really sure at the moment. Akemi has apparently been rotting in prison so she's not at her strongest, atleast according to the event. It wouldn't surprise me if they make them evenly matched
>>1710138 Just refine her art.
>>1710168 And I recall anons saying Akemi is probably from Trinity too. What the fuck is with Trinity and gorilla girls? Is it the water?
>student can beat other student Yes, yes. Rumi and Fuuka can defeat Hina, Mika and Hoshino.
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>>1710171 Very likely yeah, especially now that Akira is officially Wildhunt. Trinity's water enhances strength just the way Hyakki's water enhances breast size.
>>1710177 Similarly, something in Gehenna's water turns Sensei retarded
>>1710177 if hyakki water enhanches breast size why mitcher is so flat
Can she beat Goku tho
>>1710177 Does Hyakki import its water from Millennium?
Akemi pinning my hips down forcing me to cum balls deep in Niyaniya while Wakamo and Akira have each of my hands hostage and Kai secured my lips with hers
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>>1710178 That might just be the pheromones in the air. >>1710179 Isn't their club building cut off from the water? >>1710181 Millennium might be the one injected hormones in it
>>1710182 Good post.
>>1710029 good news /bag/ it won't be a new season of the anime... ...it'll be a collab with an anime IP
>1/2 >Jobshino eternally BTFO >3 tickets for later Easy.
>>1710180 If you know about how Inspector Gadget can beat Goku, then the answer is "yes, if the writer can figure out how".
>>1710186 ....How many EoS should I put in the Bingo?
>>1710186 I hope so. Then I'll be able to save more pyrox.
>>1710186 What's next, Lucky Star?
>>1710192 Every square
>>1710191 >Inspector Gadget Did they make a zoomer rerun for this or why do you know about inspector gadget?
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>3D inspector gadget for zoomies I should not have googled this
>>1710196 Why am I not allowed to know about Inspector Gadget? I like his attire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOLE3XR7JA&
>>1710193 Or monkey's paw - both collab and anime.
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>Sensei... >There's no need to hold back... >Hug this tiny body until you are satisfied... >I sure would like to feel your warmth... Taking this opportunity to study, is this about right? The last sentence I am the most not sure about, since maybe that could also be "I know you want to feel the warmth" or the like.
>>1710203 Hot John Nexon better release a Canoe ASMR someday
>>1710205 >Nexon >ASMR Anon...
What other Mahjong IPs can Blue Archive even collab with? It seems like they might have to do Shogi or Go instead.
>>1710206 am I missing something?
>>1710210 All of them are by Yostar.
>>1710203 Pretty much. I think it's a little more cutesy in tone so maybe "I sure want you to warm me up".
>>1710210 Nexon is the IP holder, Yostar is the one hiring for the ASMR.
>>1710211 >>1710214 YOSTAR better release a Canoe ASMR someday
>>1710213 That's a good point since there're the hearts around the bubble.
I don't want ASMR. I don't want $200 watches. I turn my nose up at the cuisine. The Goodsmile figures do not make me smile. All I want, the only earthly possession that can satisfy me, are acryllic stands.
>methacrylate junkies
>>1710217 FUCK YOU
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>>1710217 That's the one thing you can make yourself. The reason they keep shitting those out is because they're the easiest shit to make.
>>1710215 Isn’t Kayak’s art voice acting? So her ASMR could be a meta thing where she tries out ASMR in-universe with Sensei; an ASMR ASMR.
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>>1710225 Even worse, that's AI!
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>You like it when I put on clothes like these, don't you...? >It's alright, I know all about it... >...Ihi ♡
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buy the schale watch, sensei.
>>1710233 I'm genuinely tempted too, but I'm moving up enough in the world I'm afraid some schizo will use it against me one day
>>1710236 I'll make sure to bug with with the latest veritas tech, GPS and audio tracking
>>1710238 bug it*
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they removed suzumi's beta sprite on steam? lame
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>>1710243 At least sync it up.
>>1710245 Weird, did I export the wrong file
>>1710242 I was reading this doujin just before S. Misaki was confirmed. https://exhentai.org/g/3220853/954e4e2cff/
>>1710245 ill unsync it up
Good morning my Miggas!
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>Sensei...? >Isn't it about time you remembered about your past life...? >You finally remembered right...? Ihi ♡ >Eh...? Still nothing...? >Then I guess... >I'll force you to remember... >Ihi...♡ >How was it...? >It was good right...? >We did everything...that you liked in your previous life after all...♡♡ >Ihihi ♡♡♡
>>1710259 Wth is her problem?
>>1710259 all my students have autism some more severe than others yet all deserve love
>>1710257 Good morning.
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let's try that again
>>1710267 Stop making chise look sexy
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>>1710261 I don't know, but I don't want to fix her
>>1710273 I'd like a random happy hour where you get double the chibis in could be done in the weekend just to get more interactions going
>>1710267 chise cant force me into anything
>>1710242 i fapped to akane more than once
>>1710276 Because you consent?
Wtf, did anyone had this bug before???
>>1710276 With but a word, even the mighty kneel to Chise
>>1710280 It's over, you need to reset your account now
>>1710273 >>1710280 >Koyuki found the Engineering Club's cloning device (made to clone Sensei so every student could have their own) NOW IT'S HER TIME TO SHINE
>>1710280 PET THEM ALL
>>1710289 What is there to notice?
>>1710289 Mentally ill schizos Newfag events ?
Good morning, /bag/
>>1710289 Wasn't September the "Back to School" month? I get everyone is anxious about the stream, but unless last year didn't have that this looks like wishful thinking.
>>1710291 Collaboration is what they think. Apparently the calendar back when there was a railgun collab also had welcome to kivotos based on their comments.
>>1710294 That is not safe.
>>1710296 I get it, Persona 5 collab
>>1710289 What does it mean?
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>>1710298 So... The Final Year is about to start...
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>wanted to check how many tickets i have >accidentally pressed "confirm" instead of cancel >pink.jpg >it's fucking Izumi
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>>1710268 I synced her hips with the kick drum but the loop isn't the greatest. That's enough autism for the day....
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>>1710304 Gj, now remove the black lines
>>1710302 >accidentally
>>1710289 u149 collab soon
>>1710304 Does this really need to be 30MB? Did you put a .flac in?
>>1710296 I really hope it's not a collab. I somewhat liked the Railgun collab due to how much I love Raildex but for anything else I can't think of a single IP I would be fine with BA collabing with.
>>1710304 Nice, I forgot it has a fade-out end and the original is basically twice as long, just cut out the silent part and voila. You need to fucking name your files though
>>1710309 There was a bocchi reference in... ive-a-live PV? who knows. The author also is obsessed with BA so she would probably do it for fucking free <Never watched bocchi nor care but it's a looming possibility
>>1710312 Please no we don't need more yuritroons coming in.
>>1710309 Yeah, same. I would have said Bocchi because I genuinely think the show is great, if not for yurifags who feel the need to turn one interaction into a hundred yurishit pics because they are mentally ill. So nope, can't think of anything either.
>>1710312 >Bocchi the Wok
>>1710313 Yeah, that is also my main fear to be honest. I heard the fandom after the first run got yurinvaded. I trust the game's straight hetroutes would drive them away eventually or keep them at surface level but mental gymnastics are an amazing thing
>>1710297 Hanako is simply too powerful
Is it finally time to add ichihime in?
i there a any popular CGDCT anime with no yuri undertones?
>>1710298 Move aside Fatty Shiroko, the real gods of (gacha) death are about to enter Kivotos.
>>1710317 Yep. How are Eastern yuritroons compared to the west's?
>>1710322 Doesn't matter: even if there are none, hardcore yurifags will invent them. That is kinda how things work with shippers.
>>1710322 Friendship between girls will always make someone think that they love each other in the current age so I don't think there is a single one. At all.
>>1710322 >Yuri undertones Mental illness, none cgdct is purely comfy anime with occasional fan services. Troons reading too much and fantasizing is not part of it
Can we uhhhhhh talk about more pleasant topics? You're preaching to the choir here
>>1710312 >>1710315 The other issue with collabs is it needs to be some kind of action franchise to justify the units fighting. You can't just give Bocchi a gun and tell her to get to blasting. Actually now that I think about it maybe a Girls und Panzer collab could work.
>>1709946 Congrats, man
>Only other gacha I enjoyed that had cute chibis doesn't fit with BA's theme Fuck. Also fuck Crunchyroll https://youtu.be/NeHQsQLiSnA
>>1710334 I want to talk about how soft Kanna is and how I want to fuck her. As well as how erotic any clothes she wears are because it’s like none leave anything to imagination even the police uniform
>>1709946 Or else Alt soon for sure
evangelion collab
>>1710335 >. Actually now that I think about it maybe a Girls und Panzer collab could work. I considered it, but I never watched it so I don't really have an opinion.
>>1710327 Like just, close your eyes.
and migu rerun trust the plan
The koyuki bug has breached the main menu AAAAAAAAA
>>1710338 What should her next alt be anyway? I think casual is a low hanging fruit for workaholic characters
>>1710346 What the FUCK are you guys talking about and why am I not in on the fun
>>1710334 I want to hold hands with Hanako
>>1710350 This but interlaced fingers
>>1710347 I would like a noir detective-inspired Kanna, trenchcoat and all. No clue how much Kanna fans would enjoy that, though.
>>1710346 >GMT+8 You could easily dispatch a PI to snuff out our resident macaco, or rather submit a tip to police
>>1710186 I hope its konosuba
>>1710342 You should. It's one of my favourite anime and it's really short.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
>>1710347 Barefoot and pregnant? Pet cone? Riot gear? Undercover (aka casual in disguise)? Fancy dress? Barista?
>>1710361 >Barefoot and pregnant That's for the third alt
>>1710354 >Noir-inspired student with a coat Have I got the girl for you
>>1710354 Throw in Mina with an alt of her in a noir filmed theme love interest dress
>>1710347 Yeah probably. Specially since her 2 versions so far are security-focused, it would be time for a more normal alt.
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oh yeah i gues Girls und Panzer could work. More reason to get another T.S student too
>>1710346 where are the event banner pics located on the steam client? I was looking around but didn't find them
>>1710350 PERVERT
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>>1710363 >>1710364 God, she's cool. And we've already got Fubuki in Shanhaijing events, so the door's open for this event. Let's get to work. >Sensei is going to do the 'She came walking through that door. Legs that wouldn't quit. Great cans.' speech at the start of it when a student comes to him for help
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>>1710369 I meant Kirino FUCK
Shupos soon
>check the koyuki banner >leads to this fucking SEAnigger channel It's one of those days isn't it? BA is the last place I'd expect a DNS attack.
I also really want to fuck Mina
Who do I choose, /bag/?
>>1710377 Yeah I've seen that going around
Mina probably beats the shit out of anti-nationalist mobs behind closed doors. Don't let her fool you.
>>1710380 Aris if you wanna crit mald. Rumi or Yukari if you wanna a waifu.
>>1710380 Inferior Roomba to MAX damage galore
Am I getting tricked My café is normal
>>1710386 It's only on mobile
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>>1710380 Meido Aris because she's cute and also lets you hit the damage cap. Rumi if you like chink cuisine. Yukari for a wide and very good girl.
>>1710386 Are you on the Asia server?
>>1710380 Aris if you want to critmald, Rumi if you want the female Architect.
Mina ties you up and forces you to watch all her favorite noir movies and makes you reinact scenes with her
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>>1710380 the answer is clear
>>1710374 Can't wait
>>1710388 Ah i'm on steam >>1710391 Nah, NA.
>>1710395 Their butts are not this juicy
Whats going on?!
I now remember the shorts girls used to where in middle school and high school that said "juicy" on the butt. Im surprised their dads let them wear that. Students should wear that in this game.
Can't go a single day without some kind of bullshit happening holy shit
>BA is getting a DNS server attack and /bag/ barely cares about it It's over, they exposed how fragile BA can be with these attacks
>>1710399 How would you know? You've never seen them
>>1710380 It's gotta be Rumi. Yukari has great Momotalks too though.
>>1710404 I'm only finding out about it now
Channel is full of people who got this, but looks like Steam is not affected.
>>1710380 mAlice is the least likely to become farmable
>>1710380 I vote for Maid Aris >M. Aris: Shirokuro, Shooting JFD >Yukari: Kurokage, Defensive JFD >Rumi: breakthrough JFD >C.Hanae: -
>>1710404 How do you know it's a DNS attack? Please explain in more detail, I'm curious.
>>1710404 What do you expect me to do?
>>1710413 Start dooming, this could be pretty bad
>>1710405 I inspect all the butts of every student every two months. Its why im so busy
>>1710409 I can't tell if this is an elaborate shitpost or actually happening.
@Nexon @FBI fucking do something!
>>1710417 It's real
>>1710417 Too many people across multiple language barriers for it to be an elaborate shitpost Emergency maint soon
Just do an emergency maint you lazy fucks.
>>1710417 Elaborate shitpost that is happening. https://arca.live/b/bluearchive
To all the fbi agents itt, did this general make you play bur archive? Who's your student wife?
>>1710422 >Even the channel icon got changed What the hell.
>>1710422 Holy moly
I expect at LEAST 24,000 pyrox for compensation
>>1710422 >changes the recruitment banner to koyuki >>shitpost
SEAnigs gonna SEAnig. Wonder how many extra pyros we'll get out of this.
>>1710404 Any source of this news? I only know about the 2021 and 2024 DDoS attacks
>>1710427 My mind instantly saw a habbo hotel swastika
Oh my god. It's real.
I risked a bricking of my cafe and PP grabbing to bring you these. Ibuki....
EU seems fine. Opened the game on phone and no nihahas.
1 = It was a harmless prank, nothing bad happens 2 = Massive infrastructure damage, 3 days maint 3 = User information leaked 4 = User information leaked AND 3+ days maint 1d4 = 3
Holy shit its gotten worse. Everyone is here.
>>1710419 >>1710420 >>1710422 Okay I'm actually concerned now.
>>1710437 Calling my bank, brb
BA got hacked?
So everyone who experienced this bug has had their API requests routed through a third party private server. Your credentials were stolen, hope you rike.
Prepare your class actions Oh right, the new EULA
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Meh, Steam not affected.
>>1710435 What the fuck? Is this an emulator only thing or is Steam being affected too?
japanese version seems safe from koyuki virus
I think we should sacrifice Seia to the old one from the depths in exchange for undoing that leak.
>>1710448 Looks to be just the global build on mobile
What the shit did I come back to
>>1710452 Our periodic reminder that this is a Nexon game at the end of the day
>>1710452 lore accurate koyuki hacks into schale and invites all of kivotos to rape you
So how much pyrox are we getting?
I started late 2023 and I got Miku in my cafe!
WTF so many migus
Joke all you want, at least I have Miku now
>>1710452 Don't worry about it
Happy birthday, YongHa! Lovely emergency Sunday night trouble. Yes, today is his actual birthday.
Meanwhile my game is fine on mobile. Or is it Steam issue?
Pour one out for the global bros that'll have to miss the affection check due to the inevitable maintenance. Myself included
>>1710457 omg it migu Happy birthday!
>>1710455 I'll take a nuclear bomb being dropped in Indonesia as compensation
>>1710464 No Steam is fine.
>>1710459 >Giving up your bank account just for Miku Bro?
MAINTENANCE
Servers are down
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> Maint just as I finished claiming and clearing my dailies Get a load of my big peepee
>wasn't able to witness the chaos in my own cafe Well this stinks.
nooooo my headpats
Yuuka, make sure Koyook understands it this time.
>>1710478 Game got hacked
>>1710478 A hack
>>1710478 Koyuki escaped containment, Noa's currently on their way to slap her shit in
>>1710484 Noa will just find her. Yuuka will sit on her as a punishment.
Someone TL this
>>1710478 Free pyros for all.
So uhh... what's gonna happen to the guy who did this?
>>1710491 Just google lens it On August 31st at around 9:20 PM, a strange bug occurred when entering the cafe, where all the other students disappeared and only Koyuki was cloned and wandered around in more than a dozen copies. However, the lobby event banner suddenly changed to a picture of Koyuki, and clicking on the picture displayed a window saying nihahaha and the YouTube page of a YouTuber called Kokoyuki Ch., revealing that this was not a bug but a hack. This did not occur on the Japanese server, and it is believed that the hack occurred on all global servers.
about time for some eos posting
I really hope the guy who did the hack won't get banned since it only pointed out the vulnerability of BA as a whole.
>>1710496 IF he only left it at that
EoS imminent
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it was foretold
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>>1710496 >only pointed out the vulnerability of BA as a whole.
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> Released a pink pentagram in the event > The pink kekening happened I'm noticing.
>>1710493 Getting thrown in the self reflection chamber and throwing away the key
Clearly, the solution to this is to blow up Singapore
The great Koyukiing!
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>>1710476 It was just a prank…
So some guy hacked BA basically just to add in some silly shitposts to point out a flaw in the game's systems that could be exploited?
>>1710508 We just don't know.
>>1710508 No information yet, we'll probably get an announcement from Nexon doing damage control at some point
>>1710508 He stole everyone pyros
>>1710508 We don't know if it's malicious or not
[Temporary Maintenance Notice] Temporary maintenance will take place at the following time to improve game stability and performance. Temporary Maintenance – August 31 (Sun) Schedule: August 31 (Sun), 1:22 PM (UTC) ~ Until further notice Impact: Game access will be unavailable during the maintenance period Compensation: TBA Details: TBA https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1962147480231174393
Good morning my fellow baggots. I can't wait to play my favorite Epic Anime RPG Blue Archive! I still have to do my dailies after all!
I told you to buy things before the monthly reset, you only have yourself to blame now.
>>1710517 you bought all the shop items you needed already before the refresh later today right? you weren't waiting until the last moment right?
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yup, I'm good.
>>1710508 There doesn't have to be some deep reason for why he did it, some men do these things just to watch it all burn.
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>compensation: TBA FREE KOYUKI, my nigga, FOR EVERYONE! UE50 right away!!
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I also demand Koyuki statue!
Excuse me. What the fuck is happening?
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Well, not much else to do now but wait, I guess.
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ARGHHH MY AP, MY HEADPATS, MY CAFE ISN'T OPTIMAL ANYMORE AIIEEEEEEEEE
>>1710532 The end of Blue Archive
I hope the game is down for awhile, I'd like a nice little stimulus package of pyros.
>>1710532 Blue archive global got hacked.
>>1710537 EXECUTE THAT LIL NIGGA
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>go to sleep to S. Misaki announcement >wake up to this (a few hours later) Empirical proof that we are not allowed to have anything nice in this life
You know what? Fuck it, I'm booting up dota.
>>1710550 Don't do that
>>1710550 Same but league.
>>1710553 DON'T DO THAT
what am i supposed to do. i haven't claimed my morninglies and received the 50 energy? Am I bricked???
my-my headpats.........
>>1710554 Playing doombots rn bro.
I haven't done my dailies and headpats....bros...
wtf is going on
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Now what?
>>1710560 Blue archive is over. Please remember the happy days.
>>1710561 the pink creature probably injected someone's private server into global BA
This further proves that Koyuki is one of the most rapecore students in the game.
>>1710550 This but BF1. That discussion about armored trains yesterday made me want to play it.
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>>1710550 I'm going to finally get around to doing my NG+ playthrough of Metaphor.
>>1710569 Based. Have fun bro.
>>1710568 manwhore
>people so mindbroken by Koyuki they're playing dota/league What the fuck.
>>1710568 Two Hoshino!?
Why is the game in maintenance What did you guys do?
Thankfully I got all my dailies done, birthday girl given best wishes, and cleaned out the shop. No stress. https://youtu.be/P-xfy-0RPMw >>1710550 I'm going back to Jupiter Hell.
>>1710575 Game got hacked
>>1710575 The pink demon pulled the plug.
>>1710575 We got chicken jockey'd.
you know whats funny? i cant remember the last time someone did a hack "for fun" like this its always some glowie gayop or some dogshit political statement or some witch hunt but i remember most games ive played when i was a kid getting hacked just for innocent fun where theres no real gain or message beyond "hehe funny"
I HAVENT CLEANED UP MY MONTHLY SHOPS YET THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING IT KOYUKI
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You guys are mean, I was busy yesterday with plane travel and now that I can do my dailies. This happens Who shall we punish for this and in what way?
>>1710580 Blue Archive is truly a vessel for the honest classic gamer spirit. GOTD for that reason alone.
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Oi
My pat compensation?
>>1710588 blow jobie
>>1710581 Being angry is no excuse to post unspoiled porn.
>>1710550 I might as well finish my revisit to Crysis by playing through Crysis 3 for the first time. Apparently, it has a solid gameplay loop that tries to bring back some of Crysis 1’s depth lost in Crysis 2, but it’s all undermined by the game being only about 5 hours long. After that, well, it has been a decade since I last played StarCraft 1; I might as well give it a revisit.
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Out of curiosity What do you guys do while not blue archiving?
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>>1710593 Ignore the horse, wanted to post this image…
>>1710593 I'm doing my WoWs dailies, after that, farming the BF2042 battlepass
>>1710597 Didn't they stop new content for 2042?
>>1710591 Goddamn my marine said an idle dialogue I've never heard. "Finished looking at porn yet?" Mindreaders...
>>1710593 I play videogames, chores, watch something, pace around the hallway, daydream and upload pictures to boorus.
>>1710599 I don't know if this is the last
>>1710600 We need a Koyuki version with Yuuka and Noa now.
>>1710593 I think I'm in the mood to play some Stranger of Paradise today.
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>>1710593 playing BA (broken arrow) when i should be doing something productive like job finding
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With the calendar thingy being shown, maybe the appearance of BA on that anime convention thing is to announce a collab with a franchise, rather than s2 of anime? I bet it's going to be Firerien or whatever it's called .
>>1710593 Work, play Zero Ranger, hang out with the fam
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>>1710596 I hope this seanig likes court rooms.. even if he didn't do it, he's making it look like he did. Nexon will sue his fat ass.
>>1710607 most important part
>>1710593 Working, playing games, posting here and bike from time to time.
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>>1710593 >Sensei cheats on his students with horses.
>>1710610 Wow, you apng'd her.
>>1710608 I know the (((patterns))) point to a collab this year but I really don't want one.
>>1710593 I play world of warcraft or i'm working mostly
>>1710608 The hack is actually a huge marketing stunt for the collab.
I was busy bullying Peroro in JP, what did I miss an actual DNS attack? is it the chinks?
Is this one of the funnier hacks?
>>1710593 Master duel.
>>1710623 A collab that can only be played on global in 4 months?
MY HEADPATS!
Oh right, isn't Girls und Panzer getting a new movie soon? That'd be pretty good timing.
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Fuck this I'm going back to Erdtree
>>1710568 >this is canon
I'm gonna go torrent some Samurai movies. See ya until maint is over.
>>1710611 Ako should lactate
>>1710632 The post talks about daikon.. Girls und Panzer has an OVA called Daikon War. Coincidence?
What was the purpose of this hack?
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Aiiieeee my affection!
>>1710639 To make more Koyuki porn
>first fuuka >then someone who i forgot >now suzumi and miku
>>1710639 >someone bored and tech savvy discovers a vulnerability >decides to make a funny, but harmless prank for Nexon to fix it rather than just calling them Genuinely not rocket science.
All in all I'm a bit disappointed that I missed all the fun because I was staring at my noob roster and wondering who the hell to upgrade.
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>>1710550 A terrible thing for a man to do to himself.
>>1710640 Your fault. Also, SEX
>>1710620 okay but GDD anime could be really good
>>1710646 >your wifes > support buffers since newbie > fest unit >healers > tanks > dps
I blame seia
>>1710651 we are now one step closer to eos
>>1710593 Post her porn Now! or your not a real sensei
Koyuki total victory.
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>>1710653 Why would I? People here will not like it and make fun of me
I blame Seia for my constant, 24/7 boner for 1.5 months since her swimsuit alt got shown
>>1710657 Is there a cure?
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>>1710660 Can't you die from having a boner for too long?
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>>1710657 it's been that long?
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Ehhh Seia is sexy but I jerked off to other things.
>>1710568 Really puts into perspective how little my rights matter.
>>1710662 You can have your penis fall off.
>>1710668 That sounds bad
>>1710669 It will grow back
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Hello frens.
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>>1710669 Yeah, your penis only really gets hard thanks to blood, and if the blood gets stuck there too long it will eventually run out of oxygen. Literally choking your penis to its death.
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>>1710650 This is who's been carrying me so far. Even off damage type she still beats most of my red and all of my blue units. As for supports, I'm working on my Ui atm to give me more options in maybe actually using some of those units with stupid high costs.
>Lost all of my rank matches to shit bitchass teammates I fucking hate dota. I'm uninstalling this shit again
>>1710593 VERY high IQ games like
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Poor Nexon employees needing to call into work midnight on a Sunday...
>>1710677 What that?
>>1710568 your fault btw
>>1710678 Code monkeys don't have rights
>>1710655 We won’t make fun of you, right guys?
THis hack is pretty funny. I like it.
Someone is getting sent to the self-reflection room for this
>>1710676 You hold the keys to your own prison.
So I know Wild Hunt is so rich that Yuuka would accept an art piece from there as collateral for a loan (which she was fooled for in one of her Momos) But the question is: would YOU accept their payment to nude pose or allow yourself to be milked so they could use your semen for rituals or pigment making? Would you cave in if they just asked with grace and teary eyes? Or are you capable of saying “no” even though you can barely afford action figures and Kaiten Toys with your measy teacher salary?
>>1710684 I was pretty mad before but if it turns out that there's no information leak or permanent damage I'll admit that it's pretty funny
>>1710676 Deserved.
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>>1710689 Anything for my precious students
>>1710689 >would YOU accept their payment I do it for FREE. MILK ME TILL YOUR HEART CONTENDS.
>>1710675 Based Junko user. I'd tell you to pick up her alt from the event archival but she's... bad. Ui is very good to have but the most important thing for her is having her EX at 5 because the cost of it gets lower.
>>1710688 >>1710688 I'm very tempted to play Tekken 8 rn. I don't wanna end the day on a loss but I might actually lose brain cells if I get demoted.
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Don't know if you guys knew but it's also daddy Kim's birthday today as well so they're most likely doing it to prank him lmao.
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Now that's a big Shun
>>1710702 You don't have any single player games to play? Why not some Katamari?
Why not play some Starfield? Do it for Todd.
>>1710707 Bigger
>>1710707 My wife is the sexiest woman in the world
>>1710704 That's honestly pretty funny
>>1710707 Now those are some motherly breasts
>>1710716 >>1710717 >shun >kaguya >rumi Shanhaijing is honestly too powerful.
Why does Shanhaijing only have hags and lolis, though?
>>1710724 Uhh yin and yang or some shit.
IT'S UP!
was steam unaffected by the koyuki hack?
>>1710729 Apparently
>>1710727 I'm killing you with abi-eshuh
>steam_charts.jpg it's so fucking over...
>>1710729 I checked both. Cafe was fucked in mobile but it was fine when I checked it on Steam.
>>1710092 I rike...
>>1710092 Pink hands wrote this post
>>1710721 The secret strongest school
>>1710532 I don't know either, are we EOSing right now?
>>1710696 whore.
>>1710682 The gooks are so autistic they stalked the CCTV cameras near the office and saw the queue of Nexon employees piling up to get to the office. Shit's fucking hilarious.
>thread is over 13h now I'd post an EOS Seia image right now if I had one.
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>>1710750 Surely they'll get overtime pay, right?
>>1710753 >>1710750 WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE
Happy birthday Kim
>missed free headpats for all students how bricked am i?
>>1710758 Birthday thread for Kim when
>>1710754 Yuuka, she's over here
One more hour until the 3rd headpat threshold has been passed...
>>1710763 What is going through his head right now?
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chill, we're obviously getting 2 luxury gifts as a compensation for lost affection because we know affection matters in this game
Yahahaha!
Lads, gonna mis my dailies. I just wanted to play with balls.
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>>1710750 HOLY KEK
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KOOOOOYUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Watch them delay the Koyuki alt even more just out of spite
>>1710774 Koyuki will be removed from the game now
>>1710750 >had to get out of bed >because of this pink creature She's never getting an alt now...
good "morning" what the FUCK is happening
>>1710750 Another victory for Koyuki it seems. How will Yuuka ever recover?
>>1710779 You know damn well
>>1710593 play helldiver or nightreign and find blue archive art to share for my friends
>>1710731 >>1710739 huh, figured steam would've been the one to get hit. maybe they found something out looking through on pc but something about being on steam protected it on pc but it still worked for mobile?
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KOYUKI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO MY FUCKING CAFE AP
>cafe up 4h before reset the fuck?
Why are you guys replying to horse fucker?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I JUST WOKE UP I HAVE TO DO MY MONTHLY SHOP PURCHASES no seriously what happened? doesnt seem to be en only
Koyuki
>>1710790 Someone hacked the game
>>1710790 Global issue Koyuki
>He waited to buy out the shop
>>1710794 I'm still waiting because I need more B.Asuna shards.
>check twitter >feed is full of blue archive in-game screenshots of cafes either completely full of students or having at least a dozen koyukis (or hatsune miku in one instance) visiting >quickly boot up pc to open blue archive >"Maintenance in progress" What the FUCK did I miss?
>>1710745 I'd lose to a lot of Shanhaijing girls but Rumi would be a critical hit.
What if it was an inside job and we're getting a Koyuki alt. soon?
>>1710790 I did buy my monthly elephs earlier but I still need to spend my raid coins. however it also wouldn't be a tragedy if I couldn't (just blu-rays and tech notes for me)
>>1710799 Halloween Koyuki
>>1710797 Hack.
>>1710797 Everybody who posted a screenshot like that got their account credentials MITM'd. You got lucky.
>>1710795 >B.Asuna thought she's useless? get more Kaede instead
NIHAS commits 50% of the hacks despite being 14% of the population of Kivotos. It makes you think.
>>1710806 Maybe she's his wife.
>>1710806 I just like her.
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i'm going to rape koyuki for this shenanigans
>>1710810 based
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>>1710808 I fucked his wife.
Pajamas Koyuki? Cancelled
>>1710810 Also, I have more than 1k blue coins so I can get Kaede and her violent breasts too.
>>1710806 >not getting every student
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>>1710816 not everyone is day 1 player, getting mats and maxing out useful meta students is more efficient getting every student is a natural state of progression, but only at the end, once you've done it all
>30 minutes left MY 3RD HEADPAT! This isn't funny anymore, let me in.
>>1710821 Just skip a day you dumbass.
Is the game up?
>>1710821 Rest now, friend it's all over...
Next thread should be a Koyuki thread
>>1710821 meds get a crumb of life
>>1710825 It's Nonomi BD
>>1710819 Rare coin part of the shop has fewer bds and notes and when having to choose few bds and half or 1/3rd of student's next mystic/weapon level, I'm choosing the latter.
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>>1710750 >"hey, [insert dev name]. sorry to call you at this hour but there's an emergency. there are Koyukis EVERYWHERE. please come as soon as possible. we need you right here, right now!" as much as it must suck for them now, I imagine it'll be a hilarious story to reminisce about in the future
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>>1710823 Hoshino's left eye looks here like a German flag.
>>1710827 Four Nonomis and a spoilered Koyuki then.
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>>1710829 No matter who did this, he ensured that it's going to be ex-wife and/or Kotama/Hare alts for pajama event rerun.
>>1710833 that koyuki is NOT passing the wave check
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>go play lies of p >return >game is dead Oh well
>>1710837 Is the DLC any good?
Headpat your students
I want students to give me a footjob
>>1710841 T-thank you, Chise
>>1710843 i also need this
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>>1710838 Dunno. Just started it.
>>1710850 That should be me under there
>>1710850 Do it Yuuka Finish the Koyuu
>>1710850 GIWTWM
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>>1710841 Fuck you, shadow Chise.
>>1710858 Thank you.
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>>1710858 Thanks again, TL Sensei
>>1710858 Thanks for the meal
>>1710851 Based
>>1710852 I see. Well enjoy. Easily my favorite souls-like.
wow one of the latest anthologies on panda is fucking disgusting gonna have to blacklist like 10 artists
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Oh right, it's her day
I'll bake >>1710869 Don't worry about it
my princesswife Mika
>>1710866 The one with Misaki cover?
>>1710874 indeed
I think you missed one, janny. Also good morning.
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>>1710865 Yeah I already like it better than wukong.
>>1710841 I can't pat
Anyone baking?
Oh. The new rimuKINO doujin finally got tl'd
>>1710858 thanks a lot sensei
remember nonomers
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10 fucking minutes LET ME IN NEXON
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20 days till the stream.
>>1710750 kek was this actually today?
Time to end this
Mmm, yeah, I'm thinking we're gonna need free gift gibs to make up for this as well
>>1710866 Anything intresting or just the usual slop?
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bing
Total affectionfag death
>>1710889 Yuh I'm lurking the gook/nip circles.


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