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Who will overtake Xbox; Valve, Sega? Apparently it's little known kids console Nex Playground. Anonymous Id: 5ae528 No. 2077131
This Holiday season Xbox was outsold internationally by little-known console Nex Playground, a indie console designed primarily for kids. Selling over 300,000 units in just twelve days, beating out the Xbox Series' estimated <250k. https://archive.ph/ezZ1w Imagine the Kinect or EyeToy, that's what this thing is. Reported it works much better than those did owing to the massive improvements in body tracking tech. It sold over 600,000, units most of that being in 2025. The success has surprised even the company's founders, and it looks like it will remain strong going forward into this year.
Anonymous Id: d032b3 No. 2077135
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Oh, she is just adorable. Great to see indie consoles taking off even if I'm not the target audience for this one, the PlayDate has been really cool also. Does anybody have those Blippo gifs? Oh and rip Xbox I guess
Anonymous Id: 5ae528 No. 2077168
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>>2077135 >she Lol?
Anonymous Id: c94a9d No. 2077180
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>>2077135 >she
Anonymous Id: 4eab9e No. 2077232
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>>2077135 >she
Anonymous Id: f1f0ce No. 2077237
I am 90% certain consoles like that are just for gathering data on people.
Anonymous Id: 980e3d No. 2077242
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They made Ouya 2? Hell yeah!
Anonymous Id: 0d7997 No. 2077253
>>2077242 Unlike the Ouya, this thing seems to have actual ventilation.
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2077307
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>>2077135 >she
Anonymous Id: 571230 No. 2077318
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Devices, especially ones that carry men (and in this case "carry" is meant somewhat poetically), have been referred to with the feminine pronoun since always, I don't know why you nerds are all indignant about it. Read a book nigga
Anonymous Id: dca676 No. 2077323
>>2077168 >>2077180 >>2077232 >>2077307 It's like you've never heard of console-tans or something, you fucking newfags.
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2077324
>>2077318 I'll read you.
Anonymous Id: 5ae528 No. 2077332
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It's funny how entranced the public is, or at least was, by "AI" that everything shoe horned it in like a buzzword. They called body tracking algorithms "AI magic". <<2077318 <<2077323 (did you not see the image I made you dolt) >not getting it >acting high and mighty in the process Tragic
Anonymous Id: 6c339e No. 2077335
>>2077323 >doesn't want an otokonoko -tan >calls others newfags lol
Anonymous Id: f1f0ce No. 2077337
>>2077335 >otokonoko Does that ting look like a femboy to you?
Anonymous Id: 4eab9e No. 2077338
>>2077323 I always found most tans cringe
Anonymous Id: a4428e No. 2077341
>>2077318 contraption husbandry is a beautiful thing
Anonymous Id: dca676 No. 2077380
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>>2077335 >doesn't want a faggot >calls others faggots for wanting faggots Yes, and? >>2077338 Circle the ones that aren't "cringe," then.
Anonymous Id: ffcf76 No. 2077388
>>2077380 If you'd like me to make it even worse I can point out this kid-centric console has almost the exact same color scheme as the MAP flag.
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2077440
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>>2077338
Anonymous Id: 47e2e1 No. 2077546
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>Try to link your xbone to the Kinect 2.0 with spyware-like features >Everyone gets mad and forces you to backtrack >Years later, someone else integrates the same thing inside their own console and makes it the only way to play it, with possibly even more spyware >Everyone buys it and your own console is left in the dust Whoever is working at XBox must be earth-shatteringly, ball-bustingly, Moldavia-nuking fuck-ass mad right now.
Anonymous Id: 4eab9e No. 2077632
>>2077546 All things considered, when you are a big name you get scrutinized more. >>2077380 Switchdog (and thats more like a mascot)
Anonymous Id: 5ff3b3 No. 2077771
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>>2077332 >>2077135
Anonymous Id: 31c4c8 No. 2078088
>>2077546 The problem is they tried pulling that shit off when white people were a larger majority and intellectual defenses for privacy were still at least kind of there. Kids nowadays don't care. Kids nowadays are nigger-brained. Microsoft tried to push their luck too soon because at least they were naively pulled into the idea that novelty would attract people, but novelty is fucking dead.
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2078134
>>2077771 So it begins.
Anonymous Id: a1d1ec No. 2078151
DANGEROUS
Anonymous Id: a4428e No. 2078158
>>2078134 Theres been multiple
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2078160
>>2078158 So it begins.
Anonymous Id: f05c35 No. 2078180
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>>2077131 >Who will overtake Xbox
Anonymous Id: 7ebcd1 No. 2078234
>>2077771 I need a joystick for this though!
Anonymous Id: d032b3 No. 2078236
>>2077771 Eye is too small, otherwise NICE
Anonymous Id: 7ebcd1 No. 2078244
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>>2077546 Their fucking audience was mostly casual jewishs to young adults who just wanted to play COD. And it wasn't just the spyware, most fags didn't care about that, even the fucking always online requirement. It was the fact that they used Kinect to fucking justify it being 100 dollars more expensive than the PS4. The rest is history.
Anonymous Id: 7b1f53 No. 2078263
>>2078244 That and the Nex Playground is also 200 dollars, making it much less expensive than the competition.
Anonymous Id: 9d29f5 No. 2078847
>>2078263 Again, it's all the price The only reason the Wii and the 360 were as popular as they were, was the pricepoint.
Anonymous Id: 3b992f No. 2078880
>>2077131 My memory may be a little foggy, but isn't this a Chinese console... the same country which ported Mario kart to a TV due to shit consumer taste and import restriction. Also >>2077323 has it right, this thing already had a console-tan design shilled shipped last year, either in the GG, meta or lounge thread I think. I'm pretty sure it was better than this one.
Anonymous Id: 3b992f No. 2078899
>>2078880 Viola, >>>/v/res/2031141 >>>/v/2031141 I'm done bumping the shill thread now.
Anonymous Id: 9d4c54 No. 2080649
>>2077546 MS was quite open how Xbone literally would not run if Kinect wasn't plugged in and initially required it be always online, then eventually proved both were a totally arbitrary by separately patching them out. This claims to work offline (though it needs an initial connection), and has a physical camera block.
Anonymous Id: 3ccd3a No. 2082504
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>The camera on Playground makes it possible to play using only your body. That’s its only job. No video is saved or stored. So, you can be sure your best moves won’t ever leave your living room. And when playtime is over, the camera cover gives you added peace of mind. >While you’re high-kicking your way to victory, Playground uses AI motion tracking to make your movements feel like magic. And all that magic happens right on your device, never “in the cloud.” The only time you even need to be connected to WiFi is to download games and updates. Otherwise, you can play totally offline. That sounds a lot better than anything Micro$hit ever said about their products.
Anonymous Id: 3ccd3a No. 2082534
MS would be like: Do not put anything on the lense, you could damage it! Please verify with your face!
Anonymous Id: 7da894 No. 2082645
>>2082504 huh, a monocle-style eye patch is certainly a curious console-tan design feature
Anonymous Id: aeb737 No. 2082764
>>2077771 Source?
Anonymous Id: 5ff3b3 No. 2082838
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>>2082764 uhh
Anonymous Id: aeb737 No. 2082847
>>2082838 Very nice. But what if she was pregnant?
Anonymous Id: eb14f8 No. 2082852
>>2082838 >>2082764 lol
Anonymous Id: 4b9a98 No. 2082904
>>2082847 Who would the father be, Kinect?
Anonymous Id: aeb737 No. 2082916
>>2082904 Probably, knowing him though he'd be a deadbeat dad and fuck off to china or something so she'd need to find a new husband (anon)
Anonymous Id: 4b9a98 No. 2082919
>>2082916 I was thinking more of very rich, fat bastard(Kinect) doing a sex tour in China, and impregnating a local console(Nex).
Anonymous Id: aeb737 No. 2082927
>>2082919 He definitely wouldn't stick around either way considering how scummy microsoft (his dad) is
Anonymous Id: 5ff3b3 No. 2082973
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>>2082504
Anonymous Id: 7ebcd1 No. 2083017
>>2082973 sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh she's sleeping!
Anonymous Id: aeb737 No. 2083042
>>2082973 This is nice.
Anonymous Id: 0ba517 No. 2086282
>>2086241 Already a slightly better mascot/-tan than the meme dick lmao
Anonymous Id: 866214 No. 2086983
>>2086977 Fukken nice anon! If she aborts an Ouya comes out
Anonymous Id: 4e193a No. 2087058
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Xbox has been dead for years so anything taking over Xbox is "easy". Xbox wasn't that big in my country but game stores years ago used to have a dedicated shelf for Xbox games and consoles. Game stores here not are not even selling the Series X/S anymore only the controllers since it works on PC due to Xinput. Picrel are the only Xbox games a game store I know that they are selling.
Anonymous Id: b5c313 No. 2087543
>>2087422 Cute.
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>>2082847
Anonymous Id: c7aff6 No. 2087936
>>2086983 >>2086282 what was deleted?
Anonymous Id: bb5e66 No. 2087997
>>2087936 Just less finished versions of >>2087736
Anonymous Id: dafc44 No. 2088378
>>2087997 thanks anon
Anonymous Id: dafc44 No. 2088391
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>>2082847
Anonymous Id: dafc44 No. 2088422
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