>>2120 >bulge

>>2139 Muscular vulva.

>>2120 I am such a sucker for object head console tans. Valve does have an official one for the Steam Deck, but he's not a musclegirl. He's mostly used in their JP marketing so it's surprisingly hard to find good photos of him via searching.

Found better drawings of him, ones that don't look like they were scribbled toilet paper in 2 minutes. Had to look through their Japanese promo stuff.

>>2115 (OP) This is the one Im familiar with, during 2013 with xbone tans and all

>>2177 A lot of these look like oh cee donut steels, I've never seen that design for Switch-tan for example and I don't even recognize most of them. Who are any of the tans left of PC?

>>2177 >ants.png >>2184 >Who are any of the tans left of PC? No idea. >I've never seen that design for Switch-tan for example It's the boring Switch-tan that normalfags who didn't like loli or furshit sometimes used, except turning consoles into fuckable girls wasn't really a normalfag thing in the first place, so she never caught on. Then someone made her a loli anyways. I have have four pictures of her.

I hate niggers

>>2343 Too bad niggers love Playstation

>>2368 No, NO NIGGERS

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Put niggers head first in the trash can. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

edge

>>2750 I'm not white We know.

Fuck, I guess I'm a nigger now too. Fixed below. >>2750 >I'm not white We know.

Cunny won this generation.

That's the OLED, not the cunny console.

>>3050 >>3051 >Eceleb memes

>>3052 >Pop Team Reddit

>>3270 Didn't Europe and Japan get different button colors?

>>3888 That's an inaccurate representation of the Wii U, considering its memory chip literally rots, making it into a decapitated senile waifutan.

This is an accurate representation of the Xbox 360, considering its connectors literally overheat and break, making it a decapitated dead red-ringed waifutan.

>>3919 360-tan is rare

Some recent Vita stuff I saw that ought to be kept here too for safekeeping

>>4396 Some more of them. Vita is cute.

>>2781 More like furries, nice try

>>4582 >lower left The best.

Some more PS4

Gameboy Advance

>>2115 (OP) >and explain to me the meaning of this image. Are they fucking the coat hanger? I'm not sure what the exact meaning of the image is, but the trench coat and hat are worn by these joy-con twins in other works by the same artist. They could be trying to fool others into thinking they are a whole Switch home console, when in reality they are just two little joy-cons. Maybe in that specific image, anon could be asking to take care of them, but they are replying that they already have a "dock" instead of "dad."

>>4823 I'd dock in them. Do they twincest?

SNES

which waifutan is the hottest?

>>5498 Since she was caught smoking once, Xbox Series X might technically be the hottest. But maybe she was faking it...

>>5420 Are her nipples as big as her buttons?

Nintendo DS 20th Anniversary in a month

>>5720 DS-tan's design really never made much sense with it as a device. She's hot of course but it just looks like esdeath/some other character reference.

>>5720 IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE????

Some Halloween Console-tans. Spooky.

>>5656 >that image is 10 years old now

well its tuesday I just want to say happy tuesday and I hope we can continue living on after 4chan's death

>>8096 lol

>>8096 you'll live, you just need to REBUILD

if anything its kinda cool having a thread up 24/7

It's great to see the console-tan thread getting even more attention than usual! >>8096 >I hope we can continue living on after 4chan's death That's the thing, it is the users that make the imageboard, in the end. You can get comfy here, and as long as you follow the rules and enjoy the culture, you and other anons can live on just fine here. >>8083 Dang, it's been awhile, hasn't it? Just think of how much art has been made since...

>>8096 4chan will be back, this is a good thing in the end, the site will be improved and 90% of the staff is going into hiding.

hey gamers

>>8141 she's also got an alt outfit for inside the office

>>8108 I hope our drawfriends can find us >>8113 I just hope the new staff will be fine with us when it returns >>8141 >>8143 cute!

>>8108 This refugee crowd mixing with the existing people here reminds me of old 4chan back in the day, like Japan Time era...I guess the worst and most normie posters are filtered out right now. >>8143 Why does she have the glasses anyway?

>>8144 yo thanks! >>8158 think it has something to do with the optical sensor in the switch 2 joycon, that and it's a unique outfit element like xbone's helmet

>>8158 >I guess the worst and most normie posters are filtered out right now. They'll eventually leave regardless. As a longtime 8chan native, we've had several "exoduses". Each time we've had an exodus this happens, the wheat gets separated from the chaff. The really big one most of us English speaking users came from was the late 2014 exodus, and back then we had also issues with mindless shitposters who only cared about console wars and e-celeb drama. Within a few months they had largely left, a mixture of the significantly slower PPH and more enforced bans made them lose interest. If you guys choose to stay here, I don't see why that wouldn't also happen.

>>8108 this is honestly kinda nuts to me, it's more alive than the threads were on the shambling corpse that was old /v/ and there isn't a janny specifically with a hard-on for fucking over the threads here

I'm not sure which of the two console-tan threads in different altchans I should post in

>>8158 >I guess the worst posters are filtered out <normie Not yet

Gentlemen, I love 2DS. That is all

>>8158 >normie

>>8144 I'm sure they will eventually. If halfchan is gone forever, or only for a certain amount of time, they are bound to want to find a place they can post their creations. And from what it sounds like, the alternatives don't sound quite as welcoming to art. It would be pretty neat to have new and fresh console-tan art posted here on 8moe. It has happened before, but the instances are few and far between. >>8694 I bet a lot of people feel the same. So many likely thought 8moe had nothing going on, or they didn't even know it existed which was just fine honestly. And after all this time, it was actually the best place for console-tan posting.

>>8141 I can dig it

>>2139 is ignorant of female anatomy award

>>14347 oh hey, neat i'm over here, if you need me https://boards.plus4chan.org/cog/t429896.html

Happy Tuesday

>>16495 thanks. but why?

>>16777 we usually just had the threads on tuesdays

>>8694 Weekly reminder that Xbone is fat Was waiting for this thread to get made on /v/ heh

NESposting hours

>>17807 The NES's 40th anniversary is coming this year, in October.

>>19151 >spoiler wew I wonder if big N's gonna celebrate it somehow.

any tan for the ouya?

>>27916 That's who >>29714 (Cross-thread) is.

Yesterday was PS One's 25th birthday! Apparently, despite the Playstation2 releasing earlier the same year (2000), the PS One got more sales. It also outsold the Nintendo 64 and the Sega Dreamcast that year. https://archive.ph/8zlFU Too bad there isn't more console-tan art of her.

>>29128 PS1 got heavily discounted due to the PS2 releasing, that's why. I got a PS1 from my parents exactly for that reason. Got a PS2 4 years later

>>29141 Was the LCD official or was it 3rd party?

>>29146 From what I remember from walking into several stores, it was official. I never saw the purpose since you either needed an electrical socket or a just as expensive battery pack. I had a Gameboy Color as well so it made even less sense to me.

>>29154 Electrical sockets are much more common than TVs. Also it just looks cool so kids will want it.