You should have made the thread in the style of the original copypasta, to really break in the board Such a difficult question, there's over 1000 now. I'll go a little esoteric and pick Beedrill

>>566 (checked) Shit you mean the vaporeon one? My memory has been augmented

>>569 That sign clearly depicts two humans, a fatal flaw on the designer's part Pretty sure it was that, yes. Not a terrible image he picked, either

>>565 Girl pokemon.

>>565 the cream slime girl

>>565 Yiff :^)

>4' tall and 170 pounds, perfect shortstack >Nipples adjacent to their pussy, making the transition from foreplay to oral sex instantaneous >High HP and Defense stats provides endurance for long and hard pounding sessions >Access to Bide allows her to give better than she receives >100 base speed (faster than Rayquaza) for a quick and powerful climax >Best of all, they're 100% female The choice is obvious. Real men TOUCH THE COW.

>>636 Do they lactate liters of milk during sex?

>>652 Miltank produces over five gallons of milk a day so it's safe to assume so. They can fall ill if not milked regularly, so it's important for you to get your hands on her nipples as often as possible.

>>636 The ultimate follow-up question: canon or anthro? Four breasts Imagine

>>657 Canon for sure, she's the perfect height to weight ratio. Anthro is fine so long as they only have 2 boobs. Anthro with multiboobs are weird to me, same with boobs + udders.

What do you think Miltank dairy tastes like? >>626 87.5% male btw

>>659 There's something important about an anthro Milktank I don't think you've considered; you can from drink her while breeding her.

I'd fug the charcoal knight.

>>691 Execellent choice, I forgot she existed. Her and Ceruledge are some of the least Pokemon-looking Pokemon in the franchise.

>>661 then you get salmonella from raw cow milk

>>697 What shitty living conditions do cows need to have for their milk to be full of salmonella?

>>697 That's not a big problem assuming you're drinking it from the source, most pathogens in raw milk come from contamination or poor cattle hygene. Also a Pokemon is a fictional creature. >>717 Have you seen factory farms?

Shortstack Gengar. >>717 I mean it's just the risk of drinking raw milk. That's sort of why pasteurization exists.

>>718 >most pathogens in raw milk come from contamination or poor cattle hygene My point exactly. >Have you seen factory farms? Yeah, but can cows even give milk when the inside of their udders are infected with salmonella? >>719 You know who else drinks raw milk? Every single mammal on Earth. Hell, the French make cheese from raw milk, that means they let unpasteurized milk sit at incubation temperatures and ripen for months, but for some unfortunate reason, the frogs aren't extinct yet.

I had no idea a WPWYF thread could get derailed so quickly.

>>727 We need to access the health and safety of our Pokefucking, it's obvious Slugma will melt your dick off but the sanity of Pokemilk is more subtle. Will drinking it straight make you sick? Are anthro or canon Pokemon safer? These are the questions we need to ask first.

>>750 What kind of taste do different Pokemon milks have? Does the Pokemon type affect the Pokemilk it produces? Is a steel or ground type Pokemon's milk high in iron? If Miltank had breasts do you think there'd be any significant difference between it's breast milk versus udder milk?

>>660 >87.5% male Yeah, but that's because Gamefreak is retarded.

>>823 The entire Eevee line is like that. Gamefreak just likes feral furry femboys.

>>835 Fucking degenerates

>>847 Aren't you at least curious?

>>885 Yes

>>888 Checked

>>888 You're already fucking Pokemon, don't be ashamed if you go ♂-♂ with it, too.

Less theory and more sex.

I find it weird that palworld despite having breeding mechanics and custom pokemons has fraction of porn pokemon has. Is this what brand loyalty does to nintemdofags?

>>924 Palworld has existed for a fraction of the time. It still has an enormous amount of porn for how recent it is, it's only been out for a few weeks and e621 shows over 2000 uploads. For comparison, furry indie darling Night in the Woods has been out for 6 years and has 5000.

>>924 >>925 Pokemon also has a perverse element to its porn, being that it's rule34 of a kid's franchise and most of the people looking for it remember it as such. Palworld is already treated as more "adult" despite not being openly sexual. Also if you want to get really autistic, the first few gens have better designs than most pals so there's even more incentive to use them as a subject instead.

>>928 >Palworld is already treated as more "adult" despite not being openly sexual. Funny you say that considering the VN they just announced.

>>929 I literally just fucking saw that after I made my post.

>>565 What happened to her nipples?

>>1078 Merged with the flooff? idk

>>565 >>1133 STOP LEAKING THE BRAZILIAN'S NUDES!!!

>>1148 More you say?

>>1149 That's it, they're going INSANO, TOTALMENTE INSANO

>>1153 A lightsaber won't stop me from raping Lucario's pokepussy.

Loli Lucario, aka Rioulu.

Sneasler is pretty cute, and extremely smug.

lolimon

>>1154 >>1153 >>1149 BIG FAT POKEMON TITS

>>1344 MODS

>>1403 Sorry, no, I don't think that's a mod, it just looks like an animation. It would be cool if there was a pokemon mod like that though.

>>1440 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT STEAMY SEX WITH UMBREON

>>930 Pocket Pair creating a character who gets sexually aroused from being pet and doted on was an indescribably patrician choice and demonstrates Palworld's superiority.

In light of >>>/v/959678's insightful post regarding smart people being attracted to pokemon, I would like to point out that not all pokemon are equal, and that pokemons such as Vaporeon seem to attract the smartest people, unlike lowbrow pokemons such as Gardevoir or Lucario.

>>1611 Some Pokemon do require a high IQ to appreciate, yes.

>>1613 I want to drill that bee

>>1615 IT'S HIP

>>1617 The weight of the last one is fantastic. God I love saggy tits.

>>1627 Do you think they produce milk or honey?

>>1637 Milk, because honey comes from the mouth - trophallaxis being the thinking man's fetish.

>>1652 Ah, you're a man after my own heart. That's the exact reason I asked. >French kiss bee girl >she trickles out honey onto your tongue

>>1608 Is that canon, or head canon from people seeing it look happy when pet? I know Lovander is a canon slutfiend.

>>1655 >When you can no longer kiss your girlfriend because extended make out sessions have lead to constant agonizing tooth pain

>>1659 It's "canon" but for a specific Chillet, not the species on a whole. They're a character the studio made for a fictional dating sim, note the uniform.

>>565 Your mother.

>>1745 If somebody's mother were a Pokémon, would they be human, a Pokémon themselves, or some kind of hybrid? I-is that where anthro Pokémon come from?

>>1802 I'm shocked Pokemon hasn't had a "my God, people are Pokemon" moment where someone gets accidentally captured in a pokeball or some dumb shit like that. In the game's lore it's basically stated that humans and Pokemon mated in the past and produced offspring, unless that was just some very poorly though out world building like a lot of old legends.

>>1811 >though out *thought out

>>565 zappy jelly mon

Why do they make pokemon so hot, bros?

>>1940 Good taste

>>1959 Have another.

>>1976 Clothed is hotter.

>>2015 A man of taste, thought it often feels my collection is incomplete when I discard nude alternates.

Why the fuck is purple pokécunny so damn good anons?

>>2068 It's not low tier taste 0/10 balls chopped off

>>2069 Holyshit, liveposting actually works!

>>2070 BALLS GONE

>>2071 Nigger, my balls are in outer space right now.

>>2072 It's surprising nobody's posted Vaporeon yet. Nobody ever posts the second part of that image

>>2073 I don't have a lot.

Does anyone else want to rub their cock between Megavoir's chest blades?

>>1660 What if she pumps it directly down your throat instead? Problem solved!

Any of these.

>>2214 Are those pink blades or whatever the hell they are called really that sharp?

>>2354 Probably only the tips. When tagging, I refer to it under the category of "chest gem".

This is the best pocket monster.

I wanna FUCK Pixie!

Nature is amazing.

>>2407 >>2497 >>2454 These are NOT Pokemon please post Pokemon

>>2499 Pixie, and Choukeshin, is a monster that fits in your pocket from a game series about collecting monsters and making them fight eachother. She is a pocket monster, she is a Pokémon™.

>>2499 Vastly superior pokemons cumming throu... ... .... ... DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS

>>565 lets be honest here, in terms of actual humanlikes you're limited to basically just lopunny and gardevoir everything else (when on model) is just typical furshit or built like an animal. >>691 you cant fuck a suit of armor >>2501 >>2068 palworld and digimon have better/more humanlikes yeah (or just flat out monstergirls)

>>2502 >lets be honest here, in terms of actual humanlikes you're limited to basically just lopunny and gardevoir >everything else (when on model) is just typical furshit or built like an animal. Nothing wrong with furry girls tbh.

>>2502 You forgot Gothitelle and Gothorita, the goth girl pokemon. Lurantis I wouldn't say is typical furshit either. Most bug fuckers tend to draw human male on insect female, on top of them being rarer.

>>2502 >you cant fuck a suit of armor You can't fuck anything on the internet, it's just pixels, retard.

>>2506 Also you can absolutely fuck a suit of armor just frot against it Or ride them if you're so inclined, a lot of them had "erections"

is your mom a pokemon?

>>2508 2SLOMOFO >>1745

>>2509 My question still stands.

>>2510 The answer is yes, Because I already fucked your mom and she's definitely my favorite pokemon I would fuck.

>>2513 Dad?

>>2522 Whatcha need?

I want to fuck it.

Android 21.

>>2631 draggin balls

Hey, we've got a new refugee community over on >>>/erp/, and they've got pokefuckers who roleplay. Talking about it right now, and there's also a dedicated poke thread.

save an animal shoot a furry

>>2752 >save an animal I'm so sorry I have to be the one to inform you, but Pokemon are not real

>>2755 Don't crush my dreams like that. I want to ride on a Gyarados with Lucario.

>>2744 Interesting. I'm not sure I'd ever roleplay Pokemon sex but nice to see others appreciate Pokepussy that isn't the usual surface Gardevoir/Vaporeon/Lucario stuff. Welcome to 8chan.

This one looks pretty cool and fuckable.

miles morales was born when a nigger fucked that thing

The purple one.

The orange one.

>>3070 dazzi's a pal not a pokemon

>>3131 She's a monster you can capture in a small container that fits in your pocket. She's a pocket monster, a.k.a. Pokémon.

>>565 Any hole is a goal

>>3131 >>3159 >>3070

Mai Waifu

>>3196 Too bad she isn't boyfriend-free.

>>3200 Chris isn't Sonichu's boyfriend. Chris already has a girlfriend, Barb.

>>3201 Rosechu is Sonichu's boyfriend. The Idea Guys convinced Chris to make it canon that Rosechu has a pickle.

The other blue one.

>>3201 Chris-chan is a real motherfucker

Which Pokémon wouldn't you fuck?

Which mon wouldn't you poke?

>>3842 >>3846 Maybe this thing that has an anus for a mouth.

This green one.

Mikemon is a pretty fuckable mon.

>Milotic >Kirlia/Gardevoir >Bayleef >Lugia >Mawile >Lopunny >Giratina >Phione/Manaphy >Lilligant >Gothorita/Gothitelle >Stenee/Tsareena >Tapu Lele Bonus: Dynamax 'em and I'll fuck anything at least moderately feminine, especially the cute mons.

Do you?

>>4274 >toiletman Very nice.

>>4274 Dew wott?

>>4278 Dew you.

>>4278 Ejaculate inside of them, of course

I wanna fug the fire witch fox.

porn fap

>>5558 Mr Cuckchan could you please stop spamming posts to artificially inflate /vb/'s PPH? It's genuinely very annoying.

>>5559 where is the proof that I am from cuckchan?

several hours later and a burger who accused me from being cuckchan can't provide proof huuh huuh? where is your post now? to shy to respond huh? I bet you are a CIA agent who is working towards bringing refugees to 8chan and then becoming a position of double agent where in the next post by becoming a proxy hohol you then try to play both sides, one against refugees and one for refugees. you are on the CIA pay roll I know it, I can sniff agent shitters like you with my bare nose

>>5560 >unix filenames >4meme esque posting style I called the cops. They called the DA. You were tried and sentenced in absentia. You must now post Pokeporn or be subject to 10 years reddit.

>>5563 NOOO NOT REDDIT NOOOOOO

>>565 Tell me your anthro pokefu anons

>>5568 I don't have any, but some are cute

what is the biggest braphog pokemon?

>>5570 Gardes are cute. Even though I prefer blazikens

All Pokemon discussion is this thread now after the lore leak.

Octillery finally gets the recognition that she deserves.

>>5593 canon