/a/ - Listen up, rookies, 4chan suffered a security breach and was taken down by a dangerous terrorist hacker known as "Sharty". We need to catch this terrorist and take him into custody in order to recover the beloved website known as 4chan. Can I count on you?

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Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 21:57:12 Id: f4ed61 No. 34887

Listen up, rookies, 4chan suffered a security breach and was taken down by a dangerous terrorist hacker known as "Sharty". We need to catch this terrorist and take him into custody in order to recover the beloved website known as 4chan. Can I count on you?

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:03:25 Id: 007757 No. 34922

No, there is no such thing as a terrorist That word implies the founding fathers were terrorist It is the same way conspiracy theory is not a thing

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:04:45 Id: ab3711 No. 34933

L died

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:11:07 Id: c58f80 No. 34967

>>34887 Can I just kill anyone I deem suspicious?

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:32:11 Id: cdb818 No. 35071

>>34887 No, good riddance.

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:35:09 Id: 899e1b No. 35101

tvch reporting in. His name could be a clue. Maybe he witness his boss shit herself during his yearly professional review and did his best to shortened the interview in order let her go washed her bottom but sneaked back into her office to sniff her chair a little, out of curiosity, yet the smell lingered in his mind and he began to psychosomatically smell it on himself at random intervals but it was not a cyberphantasm after all. Could his trail be sniffed and followed in any case requesting authorization to investigate various women's bathrooms, Muh Jore.

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 23:22:17 Id: f4ed61 No. 35455

>>35101 That's retarded, Batou. You’re off this case.

Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 07:19:33 Id: 45c00e No. 37397

Yes, boss. Expect him dead in 24 hours.

Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:42:53 Id: b2405b No. 52272

>>34887 MAJOR!! THEY LEAKED ALL THE TAPES!!

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