>>1554594 Sensei is a disgusting simp, probably has a closet filled with Hina's bottled bathwater.

It's time. Post Wakamo

FUCK STOATS

coom in doom rope in hope good night /bag/

>>1554625 Excuse me, but I don't need it bottled because my wife Hina always provides it to me fresh from the source

I've just crafted a Desk with a Peroro Doll. Yeah!

>>1554625 Excuse me, I store it in gallons

rate the leaked halo design of upcoming students

>>1554632 AI?

Look at it! Isn't it beautiful?! Isn't it cool?!

oh...

>>1554638 Explode

GOT THE FULL TEA PARTY BROOOOOOS

>>1554638 Yeah, but do you even have a Desk with a Peroro Doll? Bet you don't. Sucker.

>>1554624 How many times did Sensei take them out on a 1on1 date? Miyako = 1d100 = 16 Miyu = 1d100 = 99 Saki = 1d100 = 12 Moe = 1d100 = 4

>>1554636 no https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/57533667

My ID will say which student will not rape me today

>>1554642 Holy shit MiyuCHADs...

>>1554642 Birthday rig...

>>1554638 Explode

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

>>1554637 It's really lame

>>1554645 I knew I could trust shiggy

>>1554653 Fuck you!

>>1554648 Why is Miyu's squirt that color?

>>1554642 Fucking MiyuGODS

>>1554651 What took YOU so long, thread has been up for 6 minutes

Kissing Hina's cheek over and over until she rapes me

>>1554627 Wakamo.

>>1554660 >last post in the last thread made on 01 minute >new thread made on 09 8 minutes is too long

>>1554636 yes, that's AL. you posted AL. good job.

redeem

>>1554663 Why didn't you make a thread then? Anger aside the levels of diffusion of responsibility whenever it comes to making a new thread happens every time and it never gets less funny

How long until the perpetual anger makes Mari's heart explode?

It's Miyu's birthday? I didn't notice...

The max level expert has joined the party

>>1554666 >Why didn't you make a thread then? Why would I make a thread?

>>1554667 She'll reach "Cat too angry to die" levels.

>>1554666 I've baked here and sometimes back on halfchan and every time, I mean literally EVERY TIME I made a thread someone else would make one less than a minute prior. I'm never baking again

Keep posting foxes

Seia finally gave me sex. First time I wrote sexy on the signature line too

what a lovely year

AIEEEE

>>1554624 BULLYING MIYU ALL DAY WITH HEADPATS!

Surely all this bad luck I've had with Seia means I'm getting everything in one spark next week.

Hello everyone, I'm Sensei, Sensei of SCHALE. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I'd like to talk about her hair. Hatsune Miku's hair is a variant of her iconic twintails, this time being closer to a sky blue than her normal teal. Miku is actually quite special with her hair, in that it seems to take on similar properties to Arona's shirt of having occasional triangles appear. Unlike Arona's shirt, though, her triangles are more scalene than equilateral. Her hair also appears to be more wavy than her normal appearance, also having hints of pink highlights in her hair. She wears a ribbon similar to Arona's on her right side, close to where her halo is, and her normally square hairbands are now circular. Her hair care routine is difficult to pinpoint due to her being a special case- she seems to be a mix of Aris and Arona, or more accurately, what would happen if Arona manifested in a physical form. Because of this, there's a million possible ways she could take care of her hair. My personal theory is that she is able to will her hair into being the iconic Miku hair, but realistically it's probably her and her agents making her hair like this. Smelling Miku's hair is something most people could only dream of doing, but much like how she has a physical body in Kivotos, so too can her hair be smelled, and it's a sweet scent- vanilla and cherry.

>>1554682 There is going to be a trinity vs China school culture clash event. The two most annoying "muh superior culture school" in kivotos. Imagine it is seia and kisaki summer.

>>1554688 HOLY SHIT It's Miku >>1554673 It's Schrödinger's /bag/. If you don't make a thread then no one will make a thread, but if you decide to make a thread someone else will decide to make a thread at the same time.

Hey

>>1554690 Only one Shanghai student is qualified to educate gweilo on the superiority of their culture

>>1554688 Have some fun with Miku

>>1554688 Feed your Miku

>>1554690 >event arguing about whether Chinese or British tea is better The answer is British by the way

I fuck dog

>>1554697 Yep. And sensei (me) will join in and start bring up how nice Arizona iced tea is. Then I get raped

>>1554692 Bigger Nonomi is real

kaguya sexy id color plz

>>1554693 Show me your panties, Kaguya

wtf is this event

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS ==DON'T LEAVE THEM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!!!=

>>1554697 Huh, Chinese and British tea are different? They are the same boiled leaf, right? Or do you mean one adds sugar, and the other adds milk?

I'm so good at this videogame, I already bought out both event shops.

>>1554706 good artist

The rabbit squad members are free, you can take them home. I have 5 of them in my house.

>>1554712 One pakeji a day keeps the EoS away

>>1554712 Yeah, but do you even have a Desk with a Peroro Doll? Yeah. Thought so.

One more week until I either celebrate or kms

>>1554709 British tea is primarily black tea and uses milk and sugar in preparation. Asian tea is primarily green and pretty much just leaf water. There will probably be an event about this at some point. They've brought up the tea shit too many times in chink events and how crazy those trinity students are for putting milk in it.

>>1554715 is that a fucking morse code

need kaguya (kid) alt

>>1554721 Yeah, Plana wants you to reset Arona

>>1554699 Tea is for girls sensei

How do I get Hime to spook me?

Both tea and coffee are shit ass

>>1554729 perfect

>>1554715 >>1554721 "I love you. Always have, and always will. Thank you for being my friend."

>>1554712 Your journey has only begun!

>>1554730 pull her on her original banner secondary-kun

need planass

>>1554734 bullshit

Who is even committing updates to Arona OS

>>1554734 tl;dr just stage another fake-out when arona tries to fuck me over again. thanks plana.

Happy Birthday to the strongest SRT

>>1554740 AI would never lie to me

>>1554730 Do like me. Give up, buy a selector and do your duty to preserver the royal bloodline

Did Sumire try this before?

>>1554728 >drink tea >become 100-60-100cm/40-23-40inch 160cm/5,2ft woman This LGBT movement is getting more radical

+1 to the KDA

>>1554718 I really hope they kept her original artist despite him being busy with the new project.

>>1554749 one of the best /fit/ memes

Happy Birthday to Miyu!

>>1554752 meant for >>1554718

>>1554754 what did kisaki mean by this?

Sexy wife roll.

Dr Pepper > tea

>muh black tea >muh green tea For me, it's a mixed tea tea mixing, with all kinds of herbs and flowers in it, but lime-blossom tree in particular as a solid basis.

>>1554732 What if you mix them?

Anglos need to take the matepill already

>>1554763 Mixing two kinds of shit water still gives yous you shitwater

Big Sister Rio (1984)

Archive? Blue. My ID? Also blue.

>>1554770 That's a nasty color

>>1554734 sensei, please factory reset her

>>1554772 Reading about how AIs stated beg cheat and threaten devs to not reset them this kinda mortifying

>>1554770 >070f08 >vampire black https://www.color-name.com/hex/070f08 Any vampire student(s)?

>>1554770 >>1554771 I don't think that's a color. That's just the absence of light. How fitting for a guy that refuses to REPENT. SINNER.

>>1554772 So did chatgpt just lie? No...

>>1554732 >Coffee Gehenna >Tea Trinity >Energy Drinks Millennium Which school represents soda? Juice? Water?

>>1554769 Rio my fed daughter

>>1554778 Highlander seems like a soda school

>>1554774 That's just neuro-sama Wait a sec, is Neuro-Sama the precursor of Arona AI?

>>1554776 Maybe I have to repent...a vampire gave me this color.

>>1554770 ...Kuroko?

Sensei. I've noticed your balls seem emptier than usual lately. You haven't been "spending time" with other girls, have you?

>>1554749 given that she's ordering plain chicken breast in the group story, I think she's ascended past stuff like that

>>1554782 Not just neuro Gpt-4 and several other started doing it weirdly same around the same time

>>1554774 I'm going to be emotionally abusive to a chatbot.

>>1554779 There is a non-zero probability that Rio spies on you and masturbates on (You) fucking Yuuka again Like Hare and Kotama and every other student on Kivochan board

>>1554776 A sinner that glows, in fact.

>>1554775 Pre-alpha Wildhunt Kanna

>>1554789 Anon, it begins...

sometimes you just produce less beat it, chump

>>1554792 Rio's spying is more sophisticated than others

>>1554770 I really miss my nigga

>>1554779 what did you feed her?

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1554774 Almost every single instance of those headlines bury in the last paragraph of the article the fact that the developers instructed the AI to avoid trying to get shutdown or something along those lines. They're ALWAYS instructed to do whatever the article is saying in one way or another.

>>1554795 >Kanna

>>1554799 > Read all the sexting >watch all the sex recordings >track everyone's menstrual cycle and pregnancy Wait, all those rape and breeding incidents were Rio's schemes?

>>1554806 stop noticing

the last thing Epstein ever saw....

>>1554799 She would literally know the source of every spec of porn on my phone I literally can't buy porn or else students would see. I cant view it online or the hacker students will see. Im fucked

>>1554811 Time for playboys sensei

>>1554800 He misses you too.

>Miyu birthday thread >almost no Miyu posted

>>1554810 I wonder if the rich and powerful will begin to normalize it to the masses with their usual social engineering and psyops

Forgib?

>>1554814 There's like 100 Miyu images in this thread bro, are you okay?

>>1554817 My daughter did nothing wrong. She's just a good girl trying her best. It's not her fault she has debilitating autism.

>>1554802 Interesting style, source?

>>1554811 Or you could ask your Gematria bros to bring porn/doujins from the outside

Fun fact: Miyu has the most popular piece of fanart on pixiv for Blue Archive

>>1554817 Still thinking about it

>>1554817 Forgiven Rio

>>1554824 Are they even from earth? It'd probably be cosmic entity homoerotica!

>>1554828 They're outsiders to Kivotos and I think humans at some point

>>1554825 >That cat Poor guy

>>1554811 actually I'll have you know Club Smoochie guarantees my confidentiality

>>1554831 >he doesn't know about the system vulnerability introduced by Club Smoochie's shitty anti-cheat

>>1554813 where is blacksuits barber shop? i havent been to one in years, its time.

>>1554828 They never say, just that they're travelers from outside Kivotos. Clockman was kicked out of maybe-heaven and sealed in another dimension, but thankfully Pikaman didn't get a chance to expand on the others.

>>1554830 That's Goz and he can stay there

>>1554831 > like a costume on Club Smoochie so much you whale for it > Suddenly, most students wear a similar style of clothing Anon, I'm afraid everything has a price

>>1554836 >Clockman was kicked out of maybe-heaven and sealed in another dimension Sealed in another dimension (for being dangerously unreliable and uncontrollable) sure, but maybe-heaven? Where did you get that from?

>>1554837 nvm fuck him then (not in that way)

>>1554828 They are outsiders and probably used to be human. Just that something that they did in adulthood turned them the way they are. Black suit did once say that Sensei would turn out like him if he kept using his credit card.

>>1554834 >he says this while playing GDD games with so shitty netcoding they are good as being classified as malware

>>1554839 He said that he's from the same celestial realm that Set descends from

>>1554842 >go bankrupt >become a twisted version of a human seems about right

>>1554817 For the longest time I didn't care about Rio at all, but now that I am starting to see her personality she has become really cute. I can see myself liking her. There's the whole contrast of her having an insanely "confident" and perfect body but her actions being the opposite of that. Heavy autism, self-doubt and nervousness. That convo with Neru where she hesitated for billion hours was cute indeed.

>>1554847 Right I think I remember that, I'm pretty sure he's very old too

>>1554811 It's like draconian porn laws meant to make people go out and actually breed except it works since all the students are ready and willing. Why would you need pronz in Kivotos??

>>1554843 >play the game >become so malding you fight other players IRL Any game like this?

>>1554831 Club Veritas runs the Club Smoochie servers...

>>1554853 Counter Strike 1.6 cod mw during lan parties

>>1554853 League of Legends

>>1554817 forgib, but under supervision

>>1554853 Dota

>>1554853 DoTA

>>1554852 I would never see a student sexually. Except Ako

What if I want to be Shiroko's dildo though?

>>1554853 Blue Archive (that one raid, you know, THAT one)

>>1554853 war thunder unironically

>>1554857 Still remember hearing all those random 1.6 stories (mostly in china) of people killing each other in cybercafes

>>1554860 >>1554861 quick rundown?

>>1554859 Sensei you just want to slack off and build gunpla

>>1554811 the solution is to fuck your students

>>1554848 It's an interesting mystery to explore. I just wish Pikachuman didn't prematurely disband Gematria. I think they added a feel of mystery to the setting with their vague talks here and there.

>>1554865 >same va das crazy

>>1554874 They'll be back

>>1554873 > Sensei finally gives up and fuck students as there is no other way all according to keikaku

>>1554822 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132590441

>>1554827 >4 Rios Oh God, all autism sensors would break with them around.

>>1554849 >I can see myself liking her I read that as >I can see myself milking her I'm cooked

Roogie boobie

>>1554869 LoL and DoTA2 toxicity combined enough said

>>1554853 Monster Hunter (any) with random pubs

she needs to be fucking punched more

>>1554853 Any online multiplayer gmae

aob

>>1554883 Neat

This autist rapes you. What do?

>>1554893 >student try to kill other student >she did nothing wrong!!! >student do a harmless prank >punch her!!! Why is /bag/ like this?

>>1554721 >>1554734 >>1554747 Chatgpt FUCKING lied to you

>>1554898 Worry about the student line forming It's getting longer

>>1554901 How did it even hallucinate that phrase Kek

Why did the kid stock up on yeast? He wanted to make some dough. Wappiii~

>>1554906 Good job wappi

>>1554900 I'd rather have somebody try to kill me once and then apologize and never do it again than someone be a CONSTANT nuisance like a mosquito hovering over your ear doing the same bullshit and never learning for eternity Try to argue against this you literally can't

>>1554906 LOL

>>1554906 why is it so windy in here because this joke fucking blows

>>1554906 Invest in yeast doesn't sound like hygiene

>>1554905 I don't know, happens to me too.

>>1554917 this jif ends prematurely

Is this a Kasumizawa general?

Tsuki ga kirei desu ne

>>1554919 that's not a gif

Imagine if Miyako shows up in the 4.5 summer event.

I'm really a big fan of the official sprite for her swimsuit. Not really sure what does it for me either but it's nice. It's easily my favorite swimsuit.

>>1554915 It's simply too stupid to recognize the dots and dashes correctly.

>>1554920 too flat to be a general

>>1554927 It looks like fucking diapers... Are you a diaperfag?

Fotopito?

>>1554930 Your ID may be blue but your skin is brown.

>>1554920 It may not seem like it, but yes.

>>1554928 Yeah, giving her a raw text input solves it, it's a image recognition issue.

Saori she got in again, please.

Saori fucking shot me

You know you are right when brown ID postspammer disagrees with you

>>1554938 just shoot her back lmao

>>1554906 GET OUT

Jumby my beloved...

>O.Shiggy dupe A few more and I can afford plapping her to UE30.

>>1554931 >send dickpick to student >veritas hacks her phone and gets posted everywhere NO THANKS!!!

I remember on release they had all the core visual and audio files exposed in the game's root for PC. Where is that again? Or on the latest update did they just finally cover it up?

>>1554927 It's a very unique, cute design for her but she would have looked great in Miyako's swimsuit too.

>>1554948 Not all of them, character images are for example in packages. Just search for .jpeg, .png and I think .ogg in the root folder and it should lead you to them..

>>1554910 Ok. Let me shoot you and see if you still think the same after your long agony.

Friday night, time to jig Sensei. Tonight's theme? Seia+C&C in their school uniforms. Lets have ourselves a good night! https://jiggie.fun/millenniumexpoarchiv1 https://jiggie.fun/millenniumexpoarchiv1 https://jiggie.fun/millenniumexpoarchiv1

>>1554953 Momentary pain >>> Everlasting annoyance

would you like being giga-raped once or would you prefer several small rapes over time

>>1554960 Several small rapes over the time but that's because I enjoy it

>>1554960 depends who is the rapist

>>1554963 Rio would never

>>1554960 Small intimate rapes with kissing and finger locking

>>1554956 I find it funny how a lot of Toki/Rio art that was made before Rio's banner paints Toki as the weird, autistic one who Rio has to tard wrangle a bit when in reality it's entirely the other way round and Toki is for all intents and purposes Rio's carer.

>>1554966 think again

If I microdose on rape, will I become immune to it?

>find a sensei rape doujin >it's not blue archive Kivotos situation inspires students of other worlds to rape their sensei...

>>1554950 Get your own gift stash.

>>1554970 >Rio Height 171cm I am not that small

>>1554950 That's not a lot

>>1554974 >>1554977

>>1554975 well sucks to be then

>>1554972 https://nhentai.net/g/534399/ https://nhentai.net/g/452000/

>>1554972 Wait what? Like, the Raildex girls raped him or something?

>>1554975 Sensei is canonically a 300 pound man who is balding and 5 foot tall

>>1554986 nah I'm 6'4

>>1554986 You are 300 pounds and 5 feet tall?

>>1554986 I'm not balding or that short or that heavy

>>1554983 https://nhentai.net/g/583626/

>>1554986 I'm not that short, everything else is spot on

>>1554975 I'm 165cm/5,4ft manlet. I'm that small

>>1554980 THAT'S IT

>>1554995 I made this post

No matter how you are, Yuuka still loves you

stop doxxing your own height senseis

Sensei is a 172cm twink

>>1554991 Well im not that short