I'm glorpin' right now.

HAYAI!

This threas stinks.

What's your favorite song (with lyrics) BA has made?

Do girls really?

>>1598671 Unironically the new event song by Seia Have been playing it on repeat

>>1598634 >>1598647 Didn't Wakamo fall in love with sensei based specifically on his looks, considering she didn't even have time to interact with him?

>>1598668 I don't know what that means. >>1598661 To add onto this, girls like Mika or Seia will never love you.

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

"anime girls wouldn't like me because i'm a self loathing faggot" doesn't belong in Blue Archive, leave that shit last thread

>>1598674 Explained in her Swimsuit bond gear momotalk sort of. Waiting on the Wakamo lore dump event.

>>1598674 You're literally the only male in Kivotos

Sex with ID Color student who will obviously be Akane.

>>1598673 post it

>but I'm fat and bald and old "I can fix him"- the entire student population

I forgot how sexy Eimi is

Bros, one day, everyone to tier 3 equipment.

Midomo must REALLY want me.

>>1598686 I know you're being ironic, it's true though. 0 fix for being SEA or Indian though..............

Yeah

Can anyone JPfags who haven't done the survey yet please mention rerunning old fes banners? I already completed mine but completely forgot about it.

>>1598687 That expression is very cute

>>1598692 there is

The silver lining about knowing you're unlovable and knowing why you're unlovable is that you can start working on the reasons why you're unlovable and eventually fix or overcome them. >fat, balding, ugly Start exercising and washing yourself. Even if you have ugly facial features put together, it won't look as bad if you have an okay body and your face isn't riddled with acne scars. Though for that you may want to pay a visit to a dermatologist. As for hair, you can always just go bald and rock it. >no confidence This is one of those cases where you just fake it 'til you make it. Or you start changing yourself so you can draw confidence from what you are or what you have. >dumb Study. Read. Learn a handful of skills, even household ones would do. Learn enough to know to troubleshoot a car or your house's plumbing or electric lines fucking up even if you don't invest in tools where at that point you're better off leaving it to professionals. >social status, money Wealth made fast is wealth lost fast. There's no shame in working low-paying honest work. Manage your finances by cutting out what you really don't need, be it junk food or a Spotify or Netflix subscription. Once you've saved up enough or found a better job or earn better then you can slowly re-acquire what you lost. If you do win the lottery, be discreet about it and don't go on spending sprees or announcing that you won the lottery. Recognizing your faults is a good first step, but you have to take the next steps to fix them.

>>1598672 Your fault btw

>>1598681 Bot dudes and dog dudes prove you wrong. Also Black Suit.

Get happy

Fap to the student with the same color halo as my ID >>1598671 https://youtu.be/nieseGifDHY?si=FqOAtyYeZrbQr7Q2 Blue Canvas

Very cool paragraph gato But I skipped

>>1598692 no I was serious half the momotalks in the game are about sensei being a fat old overworked old stinky old bald old man and getting taken care of like a baby. Self loathing on the internet is annoying when 100% of the roster is nice girls who do nice things.

Really shit thread ui we have here

I don't want sex, I just want to be happy.

I like being taken care of like a baby

>>1598672 Check any fetish tags in japanese on Twitter

>>1598688 More momos? Shit sign me up.

Get happy

>>1598698 lol >>1598706 that's some hardcore self insert indulgent fantasy

sexy seia

>>1598671 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PILv5UUe4

I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fucked dog

>>1598689 >Mika has Kyrie Eleison >Seia has that Is there a Nagisa song already?

Pink

>>1598697 Expressions - cute Voice lines + acting - cute Outfit - cute Breasts - DEKAI Yeah Eimi is perfect.

>>1598720 Who let the dogs out by the baha men

I'm a sane, well-adjusted contributing member of society and I fucked cat

I'm Sensei and I am bald

No, me

>>1598725 That's a fox

My wife and the mother of 3 children

>>1598728 That's a nun

I want some gog

>>1598730 No she's a suicide bomber. ALLAH

Reminder to relisten to KARUT's 4th anniversary DJ segment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSYGgmCNTqE&t=10818s

I am spiritually bald but have a full head of hair IRL

>>1598686 They are all lovely grills, they all love their sensei and will fight harder than any fanatical guard not to mention intelligence gathering on par with MOSSAD, so all you really have to do is being a 1/4 decent couch general that doesn't capitulate, and they all drool for you and wag their cute tails

Marie is my student (and future lover?). Not a fox or a cat.

>>1598738 She's a dingo

Al that fat bald ojii-san talk is just fun and games, right? Sensei is actually a chad, right?

>>1598720 Hifumi Daisuki

Vigilante Club + Hina patrolling around the Trinity Cathedral

Momos? Na, just a bunch of watches and hairpins, .

Who the fuck is Marie

>>1598710 Relatable

I can't fucking use xitter anymore theres too much sexy seia

>>1598744 Calm down, Nagisa.

>>1598747 I'm laffin'

>one chance at life >mimori isn't real

>>1598689 is there a clean version without all the talking?

>>1598732 Would i disappoint Nonomi by being a filthy gaijin(my earwax is the opposite of asians)?

>>1598741 Sensei is (you) and me, what part don't you get, you stupid bastard, just go Phrenapates and give me your card and students already if you don't want the post

I just want to be loved...

>>1598747 It's late and I had a long day of work. Take care of me like a baby pls >>1598748 >>1598732 I'm going to fall asleep to Nonomi ASMR tonight

It's criminal that Mimori doesn't have an ASMR

eimisex

>>1598741 Sensei is a 300kg, 139cm tall man. Isakusan told me that was his ideal height for how he imagined sensei. And the students have the hots for that it seems. But you can picture him as yourself if you want. It just isnt accurate.

No me

>>1598753 doesn't your sadness and attraction to Mimori fade away the moment you cum? it's healthy if it does

>>1598762 Just believe really hard, it worked for Serina and Shiggy.

>>1598755 I watched a gaijin go to one of those ear cleaning salons and they all seemed more interested than grossed out while I was gagging, so probably not. I think finding earwax gross is a western thing.

>>1598755 You're giving Nonomi free access to your body why would she be disappointed.

>>1598768 That's weirdly hot

Sensei comes in many different shapes and sizes. Into the senseiverse

Hina should give me a purple ID

>>1598671 My chocolate wife and her friends have such lovely voices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS1RQ880dhs&list=RDmS1RQ880dhs&start_radio=1

>>1598770 sexy seia

>>1598756 > just go Phrenapates That's not cool, bro. P sensei deserves respect.

>>1598755 wait what does this mean people have different earwax consistencies?

>>1598762 Her EX animation (ingame, not the skippable clip) is a fucking crime. That's what it is. >an empty sunbed >and a fucking towel

>>1598778 Genetics and diet, mostly diet

>>1598778 Asians have dry flakey ear wax. Other races have wet smelly ear wax apparently

>>1598778 there's two main types, I think they're split into "wet" and "dry" but the western type is more oily while the eastern one is flaky

It's not up for debate

>>1598755 Yup, there’s actually a genetic reason behind that! The type of earwax a person has — dry and flaky vs. wet and sticky — is determined by a single gene: ABCC11. People of East Asian descent (like Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans) are much more likely to have the dry, grayish, crumbly type of earwax. People of African and European descent usually have the wet, yellowish-brown, sticky type of earwax. Interestingly, this gene also affects body odor. The same ABCC11 variant that causes dry earwax also reduces sweat gland activity, meaning East Asians typically have less body odor than other populations. So yeah, it’s not just random — it’s evolutionary biology doing its thing.

>brown it's over

>>1598781 >diet, mostly diet I've never heard it explained as a diet thing.

>>1598786 >evolutionary biology What kind of environmental difference is there between Asia and Europe that led to less sweat odor and dryer earwax?

>STOP IT DON'T TAKE ANY PICTURES >WHAT'S SO FUNNY??? >LITERALLY SAID STOP i can't when iori is around i am literally feral animalistic mode when brown tummy is shown (iori exclusively)

You're right, it's not.

When are >we getting more cat contents?

>>1598764 Should have said 120kg instead of 300kg I bet some shameless monsters here actually weigh 120kg+

>>1598772 where is topright from

>>1598777 See, all the whining is extremely retarded, they'll even love you if you're a miserable walking corpse, that's how much they rabu sensei

>>1598794 just pick one and shut up

>>1598789 I said that out of memory, either I'm outdated or just plain wrong

One day you'll catch up

Ass.

>>1598790 cave lions and brown bears are gone from europe, tigers and leopards are still present in asia

Why does Nonomi love digging into my ear hole so much

>>1598790 Probably Asia being colder prior to 100 years ago? I think the ice age melted last there or some shit.

>>1598804 also wolves

>>1598781 >>1598782 >>1598784 Neat. What about racemixed, do half asian kids get a diceroll on whether they have oil or flakey wax?

>>1598805 Asians love mimigaki. And it sounds nice too. I find stuff like ear wax interesting. Like a month ago, a giant dark ball of wax popped out my ear randomly. Like it was giant and I dont know how I didnt feel it. But my hearing improved a lot. I bet it's all the mimigaki asmr I've been listening to and it's caused my ears to overproduce wax

>>1598789 your general health can affect your earwax in small ways but it's not something you'll really ever notice >>1598808 uhh it depends on the parents, but yeah. Wouldn't be able to tell you if one is a recessive gene or not but it's the same as them having a shot at non-black hair or green/blue eyes.

>>1598808 It's a recessive gene so probably tends toward oily wax if I'm correctly remembering how biology works.

Sensei: Isn't a slut 1d100 = 96 Deserves rape until his dick bends to the shape of student pussy 1d100 = 19

>>1598818 Freedom!

>>1598814 No diet is going to turn your wax from yellow/oily to flakey white. Nonomi should invest in a washing machine

oh..okay then. have fun guys. I'm out.

>>1598821 stay

Sex with Nonomi where her huge fat fucking titties bounce around

>>1598818 finally... fate has dealt me a better hand

Don't use my wife on your awful diceposts.

>>1598822 no

>>1598818 I knew it.

>>1598822 iggimas!

>>1598830 yameroo

>>1598818 My rights respected

It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general

>>1598820 right I just mean small changes in colour and how it builds up. I'm not an ear doctor though so I won't try and guess why or what the extent could be

>>1598824 What did they feed her as a child?

>>1598814 You notice it if it's extreme, but that was probably what I was thinking about

Total enlolification of Kivotos when?

>>1598813 This smug face of hers scares me..

>>1598837 The rat will pay for her crimes and so will Kai

I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!

>>1598837 Those looks like total ass.

>>1598840 >fishnets Slut. And don't give me that kunoichi outfit bullshit.

>>1598839 You have no power.

>>1598837 >>1598845 I don't like these types of lolis.

>>1598847 I can't understand japanese >haha oh noo sensei my car broke down oh nooo whatever shall we do! oh if only there was a sensei that could fix my car! i'd do anything for that sensei!

>>1598837 I hope we get Kai soon.

I can see it...! Bond 50!

>>1598846 Your sins will catch up to you

>>1598852 Halfway there, good work anon.

>>1598797 Problem Solvers manga

>>1598855 This is a LIE

>>1598852 That's 50%!

How did they get away with these lyrics? On a side note, this song always puts a smile on my face

Reminder, it is not your fault if you act nice towards students, despite what they would say.

Uh...test

A reminder that the easiest way to win the card minigame is using the loop strategy, especially if you are dekinai.

Good morning bag

>>1598862 it's a love letter from the students to the sensei the chorus always tugs at my heartstrings

>>1598847 Title (Top Center, Blue Text): ロードサービスはいかが？ "How about some roadside service?" Top Right Panel Top: セイア（Seia）: 「どうだい先生？ 忙しい日常から離れて」 "So, how is it, Sensei? Getting away from your busy daily life?" 「ただ風を感じる時間も――」 "Even just having time to feel the wind—" Left Side Panel Top: セイア（Seia）: 「む…？」 "Hm...?" SFX: 「ウゥゥゥン…」 (engine struggling) "Vroooom..." SFX: 「バキ」 (loud crack or mechanical break) CRACK! SFX (bottom): 「ピタッ」 Stop (abrupt halt) Right Side Panel Middle: Sensei: 「うーん…動かないっぽいね」 "Hmm... looks like it’s not gonna move." Seia: 「ふふっ」 "Hehe." Left Panel Middle: Seia: 「いや失礼…誘っておいてこの事態 先生には心から済まないと思っている だが…」 "My apologies… I invited you out, only for this to happen. I truly feel bad about it, Sensei. But still…" 「なにぶん予期せぬトラブルというのは新鮮でね」 "Unexpected trouble like this... has a certain freshness to it, don’t you think?" Right Bottom Panel: Seia: 「申し訳ついでに…この苦難を共に乗り越えるまで付き合ってくれるかい？」 "While I’m at it with the apologies… will you stick with me until we get through this hardship together?" Sensei (small text near the car):

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「喜んで」 "With pleasure." Left Bottom Panel: Nagisa: 「ここまで車を押してきた!? せめて連絡の一本くらい入れてください！」 "You pushed the car this far!? At least give me a heads-up or something!" Seia: 「予知が無くとも君のその反応は読めていた」 "Even without foresight, I could predict how you'd react." Nagisa: 「だったら連絡する！」 "Then you should have contacted me!" 「やれやれだよ」 "Good grief…"

Spin me right round, baby, right round >>1598878

>>1598882 sou ka

>>1598882 T-thanks

>>1598885 She's mine...

>>1598882 You da best sensei.

>>1598862 Marina is such an odd pick for this song but I'm not going to complain about it.

Saying "Sexy Seia" has become redundant. "Sexy" and "Seia" are basically the same thing now.

>>1598889 She got her qipao alt, that's why she's there

>>1598892 Alright then what about Koyuki, smart guy.

>>1598894 pajama event

>>1598895 Where is her alt, Jonathan Nexon

>>1598894 She's my wife

sniffa

Rare.

>>1598898 Is there any girl that is as alt-bullied as Koyuki? >gets shown with a cute alt in her introduction event >years alter it still isn't playable

They're declaring her the sexiest thing since sex.

I do not need my meds, thank you very much.

haha Shittim Chest

>>1598905 you could argue the y1 girls without alts, but Koyuki's situation is pretty uniquely unfortunate. Giving her a leading role in the PJ event and a sprite and NOT making her playable is just so sad.

>>1598905 fox squad

good thing this was translated before that other "translator" got his grubby hands on it.

>>1598877 I haven't tried the minigame yet, how does that strat work?

>>1598912 what were they thinking

>>1598917 She's FUCKING SEDUCING ME

>>1598917 No one steered the car ?

>>1598921 your fault because you like it

>>1598920 I guess they really hated a guy named Tim

Junko!

>>1598922 Would a car's steering wheel just naturally drift on its own assuming you're pushing it down a straight road and it started pointing straight?

>>1598927 Jumbo.

>>1598912 shitting chest

>>1598930 Junko if she ever got to eat

Actually rare

>>1598929 Straight road, no

>>1598906 If she so sexy, then can she give a paizuri

>>1598917 She did that on purpose

>>1598920 They were thinking of Exodus 25:10 in the King James version

>>1598933 A fan of Suzumi? indeed.

>>1598920 Le funny Bible references? The Old Testament God apparently fucking loved this tree, given that both the Ark of the Covenant and the Tent of the Congregation featured it in their construction.

>>1598919 Have 4 or 5 0 cost Ichika card: Give you 2 costs 2-3 Singing Seia or Koharu card: Draw 2 cards 1-2 cards of the bikini mob, basically for quick dps SKIP EVERY OTHER CARDS. Basically the strats allow you to get quick cost to let you use those high cost character skills like Nagisa and Mika.

>>1598917 This is seduction.

Breaking news: Sensei of Schale passes a new federal mandate for all students in Kivotos. From now on, shaving of pubic hair is now strictly forbidden

What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota! Wappiii~

>>1598952 ive heard this one before

>>1598871 STOP STOOOOOOOP BWEEEEEEEH

>>1598952 heehee

>>1598952 I don't get it.

>>1598734 When's the next one. I need my fix.

>>1598957 add a space between the e and s, then say it again

>>1598952 heehee. that's funny

>>1598948 Thanks! I'll save this for when I give it a try this weekend.

>>1598954 What? No this the fir- ACK! What did the nurse say to the man who fainted at the airport terminal? I think you might have a terminal illness.

>>1598964 AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1598964 Aomori upskirt..

>>1598952 good one

>>1598955 The accusations will continue until you take responsibility, sensei.

>has a car >has a yacht seia probably has a plane too license to drive, sail, and likely fly and most important - a license to kill (my pp)

>>1598971 what is she, an international spy?

>>1598971 >Being sexy is now one of her core traits >Is rich >Likes to tease Sensei even though she's apparently scared of what happens when we get mad according to that valentine's day momotalk >For some reason she looks like she'd be nice to hug If I were to do a BA sorter again I think Seia would probably go up to my top 3 favorite girls even though she was already at top 12

Sorters are for the mentally insane.

>>1598977 >top 12 You absolute fucking harlot

Fuuka, drawn by her artist.

fantasizing about doing a sorter might actually be worse than doing a sorter

>>1598978 Then call me a dog fucker

>>1598980 fat fucking thighs

>>1598964 >It was just a short flight to a private islan, the girls said >Got locked and raped in the airplane >Ends up fainting from exhausting after landing I'm not that weak...

>>1598964 >spats

It costs 0 credits to not be mean

>>1598971 Surely you guys don't like Seia only because she's rich, right? You're not a golddigger Sensei, right?

>>1598983 Then just put dogs in your sorter, no fucking way I'm wasting an hour just to sort which students I'd like to fuck.

Is Seia only rich cause tea party privilege or her "family" is rich? In the latter case, mika shouldnt have money troubles too then yeah? But she does.

>>1598988 For the 5168th time, she does have panties. It's just conviniently placed Source shadows obscuring her crotch.

>>1598993 Trinity is a really expensive place to live, if I'm not mistaken.

>>1598988 I thought those were porn models...

seia the sexy

>>1598997 They're only porn models if they have a permanent blush on

>>1598974 no she's a snake fox sensei eater but seriously she is literally 007 snake super spy agent >fox in a box (mgs) >sneaks that shit >nell wants to recruit her for reals >drive, sail, fly >stylish as hell >can use mind control yapping techniques to subdue you instantly >in the current jp event she even comments on metal oil drums and people hiding in it waiting for my shadow moses BA main story featuring seia sneaking it john nexon hurry up and make it happen

>>1598989 I'm a charitable individual

>>1598991 Its fun to talk about other people's top 10s, back in old /bag/ there's be like 15ish or maybe even more replies to sorters with people talking about them, we don't do them anymore though which is why I said if I were to do a sorter, its not something that's actually fun to do, its just to pass the time and talk

I identify Mari as the frowny face girl now

>>1598999 False. I have a sp.Mari model with permanent blush and has no nudity toggles.

It will cost you a bible to make me not mean.

I want to have at least 9 kids with Seia.

>>1599004 There would be* I need to go to sleep

>>1598989 You're incorrect on a technicality- it costs negative credits to be nice, because assists accrue credits.

>>1599006 Well, get on it then, go make the nude models.

>>1599006 Clip your camera inside to see if she's fully modelled

>>1599006 I don't believe you

>>1599001 prisoners arc infiltration mission featuring sexy seia soon™

>>1599005 TRUE, Mari is nothing but ANGER

>>1598862 Damn that's really nice. Made me feel all warm inside. Though I do wonder why Kuroko over our Shiroko. Same VA. >>1598889 Voice actress down for it probably

>>1599016 Kuroko had more involvement with the plot. So far Shiroko is just kind of there.

>>1599008 with this body, she'd die after birthing one

>>1598917 "My pleasure" I said as I stared at Seia presenting her ass to me with a playful smile.

>>1598952 Good job Wappi >>1598964 Mine... don't quit your day job.

>>1599018 Shiroko is more plot relevant than 95% of students in this game though. If you mean just volume F, I guess but even then it's like, I just feel bad for her and I feel like I havent bonded with Kuroko enough vs the other girls. P-Sensei was literally me I guess from a universe with different choices and foresight I guess but I dont know.

>>1599001 kisaki and seia infiltrating hijinks when?

what's running through her mind

>>1599025 impure thoughts

>>1599025 She's thinking about Fat Mari again.

>>1599025 Nefarious thoughts

>>1599025 She forgot to file her taxes

>>1599025 What sensei revealed at the confession booth about looking at student with lustful thoughts but controls his action since he is a man of teaching Pondering if raping sensei would be morally justified

>>1599025 she's mad, of course

Angry fat nun hours...

>>1599025 https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc?si=u4W-6KBVaLAvBj3h

It's not much, but does anyone know if the planner anon is here to include stage 28 in global?

Sensei is not erotic or defenseless and he has rights

>>1599038 I used to cop a lot but never copped no drop Hold mics like pony tails tied in bobbalobs Stop and stick around, come through and dig the sound Of the fly brown 6-0 sicko psycho who throws his dick around Bound to go three-plat, came to destroy rap It's a intricate plot of a b-boy strapped Femstat cats get kidnapped Then release a statement to the press, let the rest know who did that Metal Fist terrorists claim responsibility Broken household name usually said in hostility Um... what is MF? You silly I'd like to take "Means to the End" for two milli' "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble, yo Watch your own back came in and go out alone, black Stay in the zone - turn H2O to Cognac On Doomsday!, ever since the womb 'til I'm back where my brother went, that's what my tomb will say Right above my government, Dumile Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who's to say?

It's time for you to field Junko for free and easy PvP coins

>>1599042 NTA but skipping new normals and hards for now, in favor of camp event of course.

>>1599045 Old man..

Waka

oh pvp time...

>>1599047 Thanks Aru

>>1599047 I can't post the Junko punching gif because you were on time

>>1599012 >>1599013

>>1595793 Holy shit! You were right, Chise! It wasn't 2/5 this time around! It was 1/5

My Lovely StudentWife Noa Archive? Blue Envelopes given by arona? Blue My ID? Blue

Rate and hate. >spent last 30 minutes doing this fucking shit

>>1599061 Good morning, mr fed Where is 'buki ?

Good night, /bag/

>log in >collect coins >bing

>>1599062 >Wakamo almost last >Neru, Akane, Hibiki, Kayoko in top 10 I rate it 5/10

>>1599048 Tbh still debating with myself what to do. x3 is good, but I would be skipping 170~~ eligma for it. can always farm equipment in x2 hmmm

>>1599062 This guy hates Tsurugi and the Saiba twins and dislikes Chise.

A pocket Neru.

>>1599062 >having any ties at all do it again

more official sexy seia

>>1599062 What do these girls in the top 10 have in common?