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>>1935907 YOU STOLE MY BENIS YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>1936005 :D

>>1936001 I can still use it though?

>>1935907 No benis

Hmmm... >>1936141 God is good, so it works out

Come stop by >>>/b/ t. Corgi

>>1935907 You think that's a benis? NOW THIS IS A BENIS

>>1936198 No, that's an abomination.

>>1936198 shemale

>>1935710 >What happened to the “cute but deadly” idea? Sorry, I was at work and just started to get home by the time the new bread was made.

Watch out for GamerGate The public enemy of the world #1 It is the main hashtag responsible for… ☑ Accidentally re-starting the French Revolution ☑ Weaponized Gondolas ☑ Hacking German politicians and media ☑ Played "To Catch a Predator" with Randy Pickford ☑ Masterminded the destruction of GDQ via the Catfish of Legend: Namazu ☑ Under the light of the Blood Moon; Self-destructed Western Journalism by having a some kid smirk at a drumming savage ☑ Just wanted to start a conversation with everyone, everywhere, eternally ☑ Watched Gawker die TWICE ☑ Guilty of face crimes ☑ When GameStop tried to sell itself; offered $3.50 in in-store credit ☑ Made telling "journalists" to "learn to code" into a hate crime ☑ Taught the Alt-Right ✅Then harassed said Alt-Right ☑ Started in 2011-2012 when 4chan tried to steal Anita Sarkeesian's SSN# ☑ Created "Boner Culture" which made cis straight male erections the most powerful force on earth ☑ Had a Jewish Mobster 'Take Care' of it ☑ Asked THQ about gaemu which somehow triggered World Wide Web War III ☑ Tricked /cow/ into developing and sharing their fetish for Mark's plump bagel with ResetEra ☑ Triggered GJP3.0 with 57 hitpeices on THQ Nordic's AA ☑ Orchestrated the GaymerGay misogynist review backlash against Marvel's Captain Woman ☑ Taught New Zealand about "White Day" ☑ Radicalized Spyro the Dragon ☑ Turned Pewdiepie into the Osama Bin Ladin of GaymerGays ☑ "The nerds and gamers were joined by the proto-storm troopers of the alt-right in a bond that has never been broken" ☑ Was a trial run for "will the US tolerate fascist behavior" ☑ Exploring new frontiers in sexual harassment via Jelly Bean ☑ Groomed young impressionable politicians into misogynists ☑ Created and trained the alt-right to take over the political landscape on a global scale (And succeeded) ☑ Arranged for Sonic the Hedgehog (movie ver.) to get "fixed" ☑ Remains undefeated for all time ☑ Turned Rage 2 into a Trump-esque attack on game journos ☑ Joined forces with Amazon ☑ Helped Mark impress Resetera ☑ Used Elliot Rodger's martyrdom to unite 4Chan and Breitbart to elect Donald Trump ☑ Will be looked back upon in 50 years as the root cause of the coming Cultural Civil War ☑ Government-sponsored shitposting ☑ Mastered the manipulation of the news cycle to their advantage ☑ Made Anita cry when Feminist Frequency went broke ☑ Destroyer of Worlds ☑ Russian Conspiracies (all of them) ☑ Extended Reanon's death/meme-magic to animation studios (please meme responsibly) ☑ An instrument of American Trumpian Power Worldwide

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☑ Cured alleged "journalist" of dyslexic anxiety ☑ An aberrant, creeping horror ☑ As dangerous as Anti-Vax, ISIS, and Holocaust Denial ☑ Five years of ruining everything ☑ Came to the classroom ☑ Trained Google whistleblowers ☑ Never died and foreshadowed our toxic meme-strewn politics ☑ Blew up the Internet ☑ Made wanting challenge in videogames into supporting White Supremacy ☑ Was secretly fighting WWIII all along ☑ Stochastic Terrorism ☑ Being a national security threat according to the DHS ☑ Helped Mark win the lottery ☑ Gave the money back ☑ Living long enough to see itself become the villain in a TV Show THRICE ☑ Confused the FBI into thinking /v/ is /baphomet/ ☑ Turned Anita Sarkesian into a crazy cat lady ☑ It's #Gamergate Forever ☑ Justifiably felt alienated by the neoliberal fetishization of feminism and the reductionism of politics to identity teams ☑ Was rabidly pro-corporate ☑ Manipulated a SJWeeb into review-bombing a LGBTWTFBBQ-friendly game as a "test" ☑ Non-meat based cam girls ☑ Caused the Corona outbreak which destroyed China to cheer up a depressed CIA glownigger ☑ Digisexuals ☑ Called the cyber police to put a cripple in cyber jail ☑ Weaponizing decency ☑ Made the games industry a nightmare for Women, Colored People, and Ashley Burch ☑ The inevitable ultimate horror of Sega's "toxic" advertising for ChuChu Rocket ☑ Has the highest body count of any COVID-19 disinfo group ☑ Finally got the 8kun administration to get off their ass and answer the damn phone ☑ Searching for a new home (again) ☑ Made some /v/ hotpockets on other imageboards go insane ☑ Burned julay to the ground by doing basically fuck-all except continue to exist (props to a certain bunbunmaru reporter, tho) ☑ Having a high enough IQ to be mentioned on Rick and Morty ☑ Radicalized a grandmother to the point she promotes harassment against alleged games journalists ☑ Is the terrorist group backed by 'The French' who are behind President Trump's exhausting battle against twitter ☑ Protecting FUCKING GAMESTOP from looters ☑ Finally started the Race War by forcing a meth-head on a date with Corona-chan to take a knee to the neck from the police ☑ Confirmed for Baby Hitler ☑ Gave a lot of airtime to Soviet defector Yuri Bezmenov ☑ Got on the Atlantic's "free $100" van only to get intervewed ☑ Started a backlash against the French independent film industry because they want to raise pure little girls ☑ And then Russia wanted to shut down 8chan.moe to be ironic ☑ Was clearly a blueprint for Trump's online assault in 2016 ☑ A gravestone marked “Games Journalism; Dead By Suicide,” with the date of death corresponding with the launch of GG ☑ Took over the US capitol ☑ Funded by the GOP ☑ Using Reddit's radicalized nihilism to counter jews shorting FUCKING GAMESTOP ☑ Made Mark the Godfather of Gamergate ☑ Corrected Polygon on Titanfall lore ☑ Accidental meme magic discharge (R.I.P Miura) ☑ Planet-range racism field ☑ Not wanting people to put down the controller and talk about their feelings ☑ Destroyed the logic process of a bot wreaking havoc across multiple imageboards with just one simple trick ☑ Caused Blizzard executives to threaten their employees with rape ☑ Came to Alex Hutchinson's Defense ☑ Made Vivian a feminist symbol ☑ Grew to a geopolitical scale and spilled into real life with devastating consequences ☑ Got their own TV show ☑ Brandon’s First fan ☑ Gave birth to Qanon ☑ Is the precedent for /K/yle Rittenhouse ☑ Ruined people's brains by turning them into corporate bootlickers ☑ Created the concept of "Culture War" ☑ Was the watershed event in the ascendancy of online extremist personalities and tactics ☑ Mars manifest destiny ☑ Was behind Elon Musk's twitter takeover all along ☑ The Ruby Ridge of online violence ☑ Funneled men into far-right politics via witch-hunting ☑ We now live in a gamergateocracy ☑ Resulted in abortions being banned ☑ Accused of being none other than Gamergate ☑ Making mainstream games soft-sell white supremacy ☑ Getting their own theater piece in the Netherlands ☑ Was a rebellion against English class ☑ Conquistato il senato Italiano usando nerd armati ☑ Let the far right borrow it's online moves ☑ Radicalized a """"Right Wing"""" illegal immigrant canadian nudist hippy into assassinating Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer ☑ “How did I get into all this,” Mr. DePape wrote in one passage on his blog: “Gamer Gate it was gamer gate” ☑ Caught dogwhistling about Kotaku's journalistic integrity at MAGFest ☑ Being as legitimately terrifying as loving AI art on alt-right hate subreddits ☑ Actually, it's about ensuring children are left alone ☑ Channeled decades’ worth of bigotry and hatred embedded into systems, platforms, and communities both online and off ☑ Ignited a fundamentally misinformed firestorm against Sweet Baby Inc ☑ Becoming Spiteful Failsons ☑ It cannot be overstated how much of an influence Gamergate2 et al had in reeee-electing Donald Trump ☑ Elon Musk's war on federal workers ☑ Winning, except in video games ☑ Playing this game before---and it's boring

>>1936612 I have no game but I must 3

Shut the fuck up about thread editions, here's some actual news. https://archive.ph/8ELSZ

>>1936886 >platform guidelines which ones? im pretty sure corpse party games were relased and are still up on all major digital game stores

>>1936910 NoA doesn't like it, there's your guideline!

>>1936910 Nintendo of America, the Japanese version should still be in English.

>>1936886 >Shut the fuck up about thread editions, here's some actual news: https://archive.ph/8ELSZ I'm surprised to see modern Xseed actually apologize and risk biting the hand that feeds. Figured with Tom gone, they'd just censor it and tell you to deal with it when people inevitably noticed.

>>1936955 That would be too much work, if it was a single game they could just do but its several

>>1936886 I have to wonder what the hell is Nintendo was thinking of fucking over the weeaboo audience in the west considering they helped quiet a bit with the Initially success with the Nintendo Switch especially after the failure of the Wii U. Especially now that political correctness is getting the slow and gradual boot in many western companies On the surface at least. Are they still relying on those Blackrock and Globbohomo investments for Sustainable Development Goals?

>>1936977 Nintendo is doubling down on their "kid friendly" brand shit

>>1936982 >Nintendo is doubling down on their "kid friendly" brand shit The same brand they've always had while having titles like Mad World, Bayonetta, and No More Heroes in their consoles as well? They've made it clear that they can have their cake and eat it too while succeeding at it.

>>1936977 >>1936989 With Microshit contemplating exiting the console race and Sony on decline since going full race traitor in California, Nintendo effectively has no actual competition. This has never been a good thing in their history (ask CD-I or hell, Sony itself). By my reckoning, their bean counters feel empowered to bully developers and try to solidify their position into becoming a Disney-esque entity that's truly omnipresent with the lowest-of-lowest common denominator because they don't have to make concessions or take risks anymore.

>>1936977 In my opinion it's 100% due to Qureate's "Massage Freaks" scandal. If none of you remember, this game was announced to come to Nintendo Switch but Japanese (yes, actually japanese) feminists had a fucking riot all over social media and mass contacted Nintendo about it. Then the game never came to Switch and Nintendo began censoring. I'm positive that controversy was ground zero.

>>1937035 >japanese feminists Put them in cage for 10 days with a fujo and 10 more days in a cage with an Indian woman

>>1936989 It's not like they have any honesty, they are scum devoid of strong personal principles.

>>1937051 That's any corpo, the issue is hosting no fun allowed cunt employees who are afraid of negative press, when literally nobody gives a shit about such niche games.

>>1937050 I've seen fujos flip into feminists so I'm not too sure if that'd work, maybe an indian or a muslim woman.

>>1936989 Do you know what the word "tokenism" means, anon?

>>1936989 You're forgetting those games were initially made back when Iwata and Reggie were still at the company. Sure, Nintendo was inconsistent even back then, but not to the extent they are now. >inb4 Bayo 3 and NMH3 Bayonetta 3 was shit and toned down sexually compared to the first two, and NMH3 was only a timed exclusive.

>>1936977 >what the hell is Nintendo was thinking of fucking over the weeaboo audience in the west Bold of you to assume the average JP company sees the west as little else than an "untapped" market the way we did with China for years, the only reputation they really care about is local. Plus Nintendo has a weird habit of being anti consumer in a way that most consumers are unaware of or don't care about (except competitive smash shit for people who follow that scene), especially since they release some of the only new games people actually look forwards too, even Z-A still has defenders from sheer brand loyalty >Especially now that political correctness is getting the slow and gradual boot The downside of being perpetually not getting the memo until five years later, at least there's pushback against this shit on jap social media so they'll probably escape faster than the west did/is doing. >>1937023 >Nintendo effectively has no actual competition So, who wants to be the next Sony and break Nintendo's monopoly? My money's on Valve given the new Steambox.

>>1937050 What episode of Stargate SG1 was this from?

>>1937224 Family Ties Season 10 Episode 18

>>1937193 I don't know the fat kike doesn't seem to have a long term plan for that, and Sony getting the shaft is still far off as that will only happen once all the retarded millennials either grow of gaming, Sony fucks up monumentally or the economy hits hard enough for said retards to stop buying videogames (unlikely). So far Soystation seems to be doing alright, Piss5 sold 80 Mil with no games and all the retards are more than happy shelling out for on to play their annual FIFA and COD. Playstation still has around 10 years of life at the very least.

Hey look. Supposed BTS recordings for the Legend of Zelda movie.

>>1937256 >Zelda has actual tits Cool >Nigger character No thanks

>>1937256 I really don't understand why they decided to make it live-action instead of being a 3D animated movie like they have done it with Super Mario Bros.

>>1937266 Because hollywood.

>>1937266 They need to pay their friends and give them jobs

>>1937050 Fujoshits are often feminists as >>1937078 mentioned before me, similar to how in the west women consume vile pornography but start screeching the moment a decently attractive girl appears in some form of media

>>1937078 >>1937271 >Fujos are also feminists That's the point!

>>1937256 Why isn't Zelda blond?

>>1937274 You fucking not zee.

>>1937266 >We want the Game of Thrones audience

>>1937305 GoT (before the new series) only had niggers where it made sense: in the Africa equivalent. And had sand niggers in the middle east equivalent. So it's actually worse. It's more like Rings of Power.

>>1937274 Twilight princess, the movie will come included with a second disc containing a 4 hour porno of link and midna fucking like crazy

>>1937336 I will forgive brunette Zelda only if Midna is in the movie.

>>1937256 Oh cool this isn't a hoax from months ago about a tranny... Written by; >Derek.C : Hollywood slop sequels:>TS Nowill: cash grab sequels and cashgrab book ripoff adaptations Directed by: >marvel cash grab Jew himself (more likely to push cheap slop than an agenda IMO) >Wes-slopinator or fully evovle Derek >Avi and Joe also share traits of the above Yeah, no. It's obvious the applauded terrible, but eventually profitable maze runner trilogy which set off the era of high production value Hollywood slop is the common denominator here. Even by coincidence it doesn't take a genius to see the budgets on the same attention to "cinematography" detail and nothing on script or characters. It works in it's favour it's a video game adaptation because the action was never going to live up to games, nor was romance ever explored in the mainline. >2027 Wouldn't it be funny if someone made a casual webcomic about multiple links getting stuck with each other, eventually outshining the theatrical release on debut. °^}

>Concord, one of the most infamous videogame flops of all time, creeps back to life thanks to fans who have spent months building custom server software >"The project is still WIP," developer Red said on the Concord Delta Discord. "It's playable, but buggy." https://archive.ph/Eig15 https://archive.ph/VGsBQ

>>1937408 I guarantee that it's Sony's own employees masquerading as the "fans" in a pathetic attempt to recoup the development costs. They'll charge for server hosting through cut-out companies and funnel it all back to Sony.

>>1937408 I refuse to believe that game had fans

>>1937256 Why isn't Zelda a sassy black lesbian?

>>1937424 Flashbacks to Randy Bitchford shilling the Battleborne Rule34 subreddit he obviously made. himself.

>>1937450 >>1937424 >>1937408 with characters that looked like hot garbage and numbers that low the "fans" are for sure just some butthurt employees upset everyone refused to take them seriously

>>1937256 Sucks they're going with the BOTW/TOTK look.

>>1937575 It's unfortunately good business sense. Even by "contemporary Zelda of the generation" standards, BOTW has been a bigger displacer of any other Zelda media than Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword in their heyday. Just on Archiveofourown alone, of its 31831 LoZ fanfics, over 21261 are tagged with BOTW/TOTW. Something about the game is like crack to Gen Z.

>>1937408 Sony DMCA'd the project yesterday.

>>1937680 That just raises further questions. Is Sony that embarrassed over its nine digit investment? Where was this embarrassment before the game's launch? What loony unironically wanted to start a Concord server (It could still be a dev who was fired, but surely they would've read the contract that said "You don't control shit")?

>>1937593 All this means to me personally is that LoZ is dead to me because I'll never get another one the way I like it.

>>1937703 I believe Sony just saw someone trying to play a game they shut down for free and decided to do the usual thing when people play games that they shut down for free.

>>1937703 >>1937728 your proposals ain't mutually exclusive

>>1937408 That pic is top lel.

>>1937829 It is, isn’t it?