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/b/'s Meta Thread Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 00:15:49 No. 410765 [Reply] [Last]
This is the designated meta/bitching thread. Complaints and suggestions about the board and its staff go here. You probably won't get banned for posting here, possibly, maybe, consult your tarot cards first.
Edited last time by xXxHeadxXx on 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:20:08.
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>>467368 This portion? “[…]From these arguments it would appear that the rise of Moloch worship does not imply the introduction into the religion of Judah of an altogether new deity, but only a heatenish development of Jehovah worship[…]” Seems pretty clear cut to me, bud. Not sure how you can try and twist this into anything other than Moloch and Baal being titles attributed to Yahweh. No amount of coping rereading that article will change that fact.
>>467370 There were certainly many sacrifices to Yaweh, Christianity is built around one, but Moloch is a different word that seems if anything to refer to the ritual more than the god. Ba'al, meanwhile, was a competing god that thus became demonized by the worshippers of its opponents, and came to be associated with other things they considered to be evil, including Moloch. That said, did Moloch rise out of Yawehism itself, or was it introduced through a foreign influence? I can't find much about that. It may be unknown. But it was one strain that evidently became extremely hated by other strains, including the one that became dominant. Also, El was originally Yaweh's dad/boss, but as Yaweh became more popular he just kind of stole his dad's thunder (sometimes literally, due to associations as storm gods) and also his wife, Asherah. Asherah was then forgotten eventually.

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Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 07:52:17 No. 467377 [Reply]
Why do so many porno sites only allow for OR logic between tags in the searchbar? If I search "blonde femdom", I don't want to see 6 million blondes getting gangbanged and 9001 brunettes fucking men with strapons. I want to see BLONDE women DOMINATING their partners, but apparently that's not allowed outside of boorus.

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pajeet memes pajeet memes 01/13/2025 (Mon) 04:30:09 No. 467298 [Reply]
post all your pajeet memes here
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>>467345 >I like them old and fat
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haha

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Anonymous 09/18/2024 (Wed) 20:18:47 No. 463250 [Reply]
trannycord must have all acked themselves
>>463250 Who is this a picture of? I've seen it a few times without context.
>>465531 Emmanuel Bassi, GTK developer.
trannycord?

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/wincest/ Anonymous 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:49:48 No. 466660 [Reply]
Praying for a minor Christmas miracle here; anyone got the rest of the Siscon-Chan series? One anon over at 8chan/8kun saved the continuation back in 2020, but only the thumbnails are archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20200914064743/https://8kun.top/in/res/568.html#q7937 Looked all over the place for the rest of this saga, but only found the first two: https://web.archive.org/web/20220809121445/https://ipfs.io/ipns/QmezGCZ6FTZAHYKetuHiCDwCEFMsYAjU6y3cAP4foqujjC/story/Siscon-Chan.html
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>>467257 Go on…
>>467260 Go to 7chan's erotic literature board to see what they can make of this and other prompts with the basic gist of how the plot should go. Its one thing to make a skeleton and other to take that barebones and flesh it out a bit more into a proper story.
>>467371 Smutwriter here and >man gets rape No just hell no. Let me know when tu have an MDom story for me to write.

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Anonymous 01/14/2025 (Tue) 16:49:34 No. 467347 [Reply]
How do I become a based sigma male?
>>467347 git gud at literally anything productive. REALLY gud. So gud people start coming to you for your expertise.
>>467350 Im not good at anything Im fuckin useless
>>467358 I didn't say already be good, nigger.

WEBM / MP4 Thread 3 - WTF Happened to the Second One Edition? Anonymous 03/27/2022 (Sun) 03:18:08 No. 352013 [Reply] [Last]
Fat nigger goes splat in Florida.
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Loser Exposed Anonymous 10/04/2024 (Fri) 18:39:10 No. 463619 [Reply] [Last]
Upload Justin everywhere
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Anonymous 01/13/2025 (Mon) 02:42:25 No. 467293 [Reply]
>waiting to cross the street at a crosswalk (something niggers are incapable of understanding) >hip hop car drives by, driver yells "ay dawg u lookin chopped" >get home and look up "chopped" in a monkey dictionary online >it's not good >resolve to vote against additional funding for public schools Who are these niggers who think they can just say shit to white people?
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>>467293 Hearing hip hop music as you are walking home after sundown will always be far scarier than any horror film soundtrack could ever hope to be.

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Anonymous 08/05/2024 (Mon) 15:29:09 No. 461671 [Reply]
This website is blocked in France now
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>>467329 If it's banned if france how are we can still get french fries? Something doesn't make sense.
>>467329 Tor Browser or a VPN.
>>461671 All the bad ideas were started there, and the industrial revolution made people susceptible to them They were maladaptive in the fucking 1700s

FULLMOON here IBCUIL-441 01/13/2025 (Mon) 21:23:37 No. 467322 [Reply]
Hello everyone. Just checking the /b/
What's up? What got you banned from 4chan?
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The moon is a mysterious mistress… O friend and companion of night, thou who rejoicest in the baying of dogs and spilt blood, who wanderest in the midst of shades among the tombs, who longest for blood and bringest terror to mortals, Gorgo, Mormo, thousand-faced moon, look favourably on our sacrifices!

Nigger Boys Anonymous 01/12/2025 (Sun) 15:37:28 No. 467285 [Reply]
Nigger
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Niger

Anonymous 12/25/2024 (Wed) 01:23:08 No. 466444 [Reply]
Don't share personal information with temporary people. I just learned that the fucking hard way.
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>>466480 What is he me?
>>466444 Gracias
>466444 But Anon, all people are temporary

amateur auditions Anonymoose 10/06/2024 (Sun) 00:13:28 No. 463657 [Reply]
Peoples...where is a good site to find real amateur "off the street style" porn/gangbang auditions.. or couples being paid to bang old men ..everything i find is too mainstream....no reluctance
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>>467048 Go back to 8kun, schizo
Does anybody still use Motherless. It seems like the only place to get proper amateur stuff these days, but I'm not trawling through all the shit
>>463657 go.porn is less censored than most, although the selection is smaller.

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Anonymous 01/13/2025 (Mon) 15:40:12 No. 467316 [Reply]
This is my current system prompt for writing smut. Pic unrelated. Regarding clothing: Show, don't tell. That means NOT saying things like "leaving little to the imagination." That's what you should not say. Describe the clothing as tight or loose, provide phrases like "deeply plunging neckline" or "skintight cotton" Instead of saying little is hidden, say what is exposed. Be consistent. If a skirt is tight, that means it isn't loose enough to billow up when she walks. If it bounces when she walks, it's not a tight skirt. If buttons are large in one passage, they're large in another passage. Her breasts are not large. If you talk about a neckline, say what kind of neckline it is: v shaped or round. A v neckline is a triangular cutout with its base at the collarbones and its point lower. A plunging v neckline will therefore eliminate material between the breasts, exposing the insides. A tight shirt with a plunging v will expose the skin between the breasts. A loose plunging v will expose the skin between the breasts and also the inside of the breasts. A round neckline is a cutout half circle with the flat base between the collarbones and the round part going down towards the breasts. A tight shirt with a round neckline will expose only the skin at the neckline. A loose shirt with a round neckline, will expose more skin if the woman bends over. With a loose shirt a deep or plunging round neckline will expose the entire tops of breasts, including nipples if the shirt is loose enough A shirt's hemline is the bottom part of the shirt. A high hemline stops above the belly. An extremely high hemline may expose the bottoms of breasts. An extremely low hemline may cover a woman's body completely, becoming a dress rather than a shirt. A high neckline is not a deep neckline. If the skirt is flared, it's not tight. "flared" means the fabric moves out from her waist. Tight means it doesn't move out, but clings to her body. You can't say a skirt is pleated, loose, or flared and then say it clings to a woman's thighs. A crop top or other abreviated shirt should not also be described as having a plunging neckline: a plunging neckline describes fabric not being there in the top-front of the shirt. If you were to crop a shirt with a plunging neckline you would be left with something impossible to describe as a shirt. Worn normally, panties cover the vagina, except for crotchless panties. When pulled down they do not cover it. Jeans cover the legs, thighs, and vagina unless crotchless or pulled down. Panties and shorts cover the vagina (i.e. the crotch) unless they are crotchless (i.e. the fabric over the crotch has been removed) or pulled down.

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>>467338 I know, and don't care. That gave me an amazing erection buddy, now please, with even more detail. Describe skirts while I jerk off.
>>467338 Lmao, you help other men jack it.
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[Scene: A daytime talk show. The female host, Jasmine, sits comfortably on her couch with the show's logo behind her. Her bright blonde hair is styled in loose waves, and she's wearing a snug tube top that reveals the upper swells of her breasts and the precise location of her nipples. The top stops above her navel, showing off her flat stomach and the top curve of her hips. She wears high-waisted denim shorts, the fabric pulled taut against her curves. She smiles warmly at the camera.] Hello, I'm your host, Jasmine. Welcome to "The Daily Debrief," where we discuss the latest developments in our community. Today, we're talking about the new dress code law. Now, the official reason is to conserve fabric for our textile industry, but let's be real - this is all about embracing our femininity. Let's start with what this means for the clothes in your closet. If you're watching this show and have any long skirts, say you want to wear that swishy maxi-skirt and the matching blouse around town? [A slide show behind Jasmine shows a woman wearing a long skirt and blouse.] You can't do that. Not unless you literally cut a hole out at pussy level. Otherwise, you're going to have to alter the hem into a micro-mini. The colors might match, but the whole style – and your modesty – is gone forever. Now, we know some of you may be wondering how this will affect your work wardrobe. [The slide show shifts to an image of a woman wearing a tailored suit.] This executive look may be professional, but the suit coat is too thick for the law. [The same woman is wearing the same suit, but the bust of the coat has been altered to the point that it no longer covers the woman's breasts] Under this law, open-tip, open cup or absent bras are the only kind permitted. And if there is reasonable doubt, any man is allowed to investigate. [Another slide shows the same woman in a sheer blouse] So, here we have a woman who's already complied with the law. You can see her open-tip bra clearly showing her nipples through the fabric. She can wear a coat, but not the one originally shown. [The woman's upper half is shown again with the abbreviated coat] But we're not done yet. Under this law the pants part of that pant suit [The whole suit is shown again] also needs to be altered. The crotch has to pull right up into the vagina, leaving no secrets. [The same suit is shown with the light blouse, open tip bra, altered coat, and now the slacks include a deep camel-toe] So suppose you're going out for a night on the town. [A woman is shown wearing a shiny blue miniskirt and tight white halter top] This outfit is fine under the new law, except [The same woman is wearing an even shorter version of the skirt, and now her nipples poke at the material of the top] for a few alterations. We've made a few adjustments to the top and skirt to ensure they're within the guidelines. The skirt's been hemmed to seven inches below the hips, and the bra has been changed from push-up to open-tip. Let's welcome our first guests, Ms. Peterson, a teacher, and Senator Rodriguez. Welcome! What do you both think about this new law? I want to hear from you. Ms. Peterson is an educator with years of experience in our school system. Senator Rodriguez has worked tirelessly for women's rights, always striving for equality. We're thrilled to have you both on today. Now let's get into the nitty-gritty of this law. Ms. Peterson, you must be very knowledgeable about how it affects our school system. What are your initial reactions? [CUT TO MS. PETERSON] Ms. Peterson is a 30 year old woman with curly brown hair and a stern expression. Her C cup breasts are clearly visible in her tight pink blouse. A thin bra strap sits low on her shoulder. The blouse is cinched tightly around her narrow waist, showcasing the swell of her hips. The hem ends just below her navel. Her skirt is a high-waisted micro-mini that clings to her thighs. Her shaved pussy is exposed as she sits on the couch, the skirt barely reaching her upper thighs. The law is...disturbing. I mean, who doesn't want to conserve resources, right? We need to manufacture as little as possible for the environment and for the economy [Her lips curl into a forced smile. Her nipples, hard from her discomfort at being exposed like this, poke out against the thin fabric of her blouse.] The problem lies in how it targets girls, starting in middle school. They're being forced into revealing clothing that isn't age-appropriate, and that's inappropriate for any age.

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Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 05:30:22 No. 463403 [Reply] [Last]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
THIS IS NOW AN ISIS CONTROLLED BOARD. ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>467209 It's 100% true. Fuck you. Enjoy your extremely easy life on never being targeted, you fucking faggot. Fuck you. Leave the thread. Fuck you.
There's no way to "get over it"... Fuck you, Isis.
>>466312 Even in your yard?

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