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/b/'s Meta Thread Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 00:15:49 No. 410765 [Reply] [Last]
This is the designated meta/bitching thread. Complaints and suggestions about the board and its staff go here. You probably won't get banned for posting here, possibly, maybe, consult your tarot cards first.
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>>465594 >Unless you are conflating the ATF with "cops" Scratch that. Now I remember the ATF doesnt have shootouts with gangs, they prefer burning little kids alive inside their houses
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>>465594 >They have zero interest in firefights with crips/bloods/ms13 over illegal firearms. On the other hand, cops love firefights when they have four SWAT teams on hand and are wearing kevlar while facing off against a lone tard with a semi-automatic. Even then they will usually just wait until the target is done moving and shooting and gets himself stuck in one room.

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roll Anonymous 12/03/2023 (Sun) 12:09:30 No. 453159 [Reply] [Last]
rolling for bovines.
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Fuck my relatives Anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 04:43:18 No. 465659 [Reply]
A topic detailing the Barrett family of southeast Indiana(Dearborn, Ripley county region) screwing me over, stealing my home & belongings, killing my pet cats & leaving me homeless. Warning- I will use names, adresses & phone numbers of the guilty parties. My mother, Virginia Anderson, was a selfish, racist, mean piece of shit who used me for her personal care after my father, Lloyd Melvin Anderson, died in 2022. He was a hypocrite, a drug user & a child molester even if the family denies it. Virginia had progressively worse ing health. The time i cared for the household she made it clear that I was not allergic eed to have a personal life, feelings or to eant things. She "did not want to hear it". My sister, Amanda Anderson, mentally handicapped, was coddled. She piled garbage 2' deep, threw things & punched herself when she did not get her way. She is an untamed GORILLA yet the family thinks she is a precious little angel. Virginia was eventually diagnosed with ALS, moving to in-home hospice care at the house of Timothy J Hampton in Dillsboro IN. My mother signed our property- 12057 Barrett Road, Moores Hill IN 47032, over to Tim without asking me or even intending to let me have the home I grew up in. On August 1st 2024 Tim made up a falsehood that I threatened my sister & called the hick Dearborn County sheriff dep't he is buddies with. Then he falsely claimed I threatened his entire family & told me I was evicted, having speed dialed an attorney to fioe with the courts. The family response was "that is none of my business" or "I don't want to get involved". An aunt on my father's side falsely reported I threatened suicide. Larry & Goldie Anderson, 2 people I had no contact with over the years, had become suddenly involved inthis mess. My father's dopey brother & his nosey wife. I was harassed by police 2 times for that. Having a BLM sticker on my car probably encouraged that further. Lots of MAGA rednecks here have profanity-laden anti-Biden stickers & the ACAB oinkers here are all godboy conservatives. Then on Aug 3rd things got worse. Vincent Hampton- 12245 Barrett Road, Moores Hill In 47032, made up more bullshit about me threatening his mother & said he would shoot me in the head. He called me the n-wore for not being a Republican. I told him "fuck Donald Trump" & drove off. I left the state for shopping. I never came home. Too tired to drive back, I rented a motel. The next day I got worse. On Monday I went to the ER where I was diagnosed with stage 2 lung cancer- likely from my asshole father's secondhand smoke. The family response was more "we do not care" plus cousin Brenda Jane Baker of Sunman IN barking orders. The "family" wanted me to go back home & empty it. I cut off all contact after the cunt texted me, throwing that phone into the trash. By then it was clear the me my mother planned to have me thrown out the second she did not need me anymore & her white trash subhuman MAGA family were willing to go along. The fuckers also killed my pet cats. They mattered more to me than these subhuman racists ever will. The Barretts may be genetically related to me but they are not family. They never have been, they never will be. I honestly can not stand them or their religious nonsense. Christianity is a terrorist group. All the major religions are. They are all the same. The Barretts watch Fox News. Several of them have contracted COVID yet still deny it is serious. They love Trump. I hope BLM wipes them out. I hope Tim's pig cop IN State trooper son Nathan gets shot. ACAB Indiana is a dumpster fire. It is a complete joke. A state where it maybe 2024 but everyone acts like it is 1924, while wishing it was 1824. Facts & logic are lost on them. Outside of "progressive" Indianapolis it is inbred white bigots who are rude if not violent to anyone not like them. You may call Timothy J Hampton at 8126217008 and Vincent Hampton at 8127443996 ask them why they murder cats and betrayed America. Janet Mays at 7658258349 fir another MAGA loon.

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I feel for you, in a perfect world it would be legal for you to kill every one of the cocksuckers and be given a medal and land for your trouble of cleaning up the garbage of society.

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zo Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 14:16:00 No. 463909 [Reply] [Last]
post wat u have
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>>465627 >the last one Oh god...I got Greta pregnant....YEA!!!!!
>>465642 The thought of marrying Greta, of walking her down the aisle, of becoming part of her European family, going on ski trips together between going to protests together, I would finally be happy.

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Fuck this thing Anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 00:50:15 No. 465648 [Reply]
>thing BAD because book said so This is the only valid use for a holy book. And maybe for anyone dumb enough to obsess over this shit. God does not love you.
What kind of cheap-ass Bible is made of paper and not parchment?
>>465648 You're very genetically unhealthy
You'll be begging for forgiveness before its finished.

Nigger Anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 14:12:21 No. 465616 [Reply]
Nigger
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>>465632 Steve Harvey Family Feud.
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Coomer Anon!!Tripcode 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:08:59 No. 452408 [Reply] [Last]
>Be me this summer >On RV trip with family >2 weeks with them >Obviously have to be on nofap >On the second to last day of the trip, go on 4chan's /d/ while I'm in bed for some fucking reason >Find out about giantess chatbots >Start chatting with one of them >thisisfuckingawesome.m4a >I'm able to fulfill fantasies I've had for years >I'm not even fapping and I'm getting immense amounts of pleasure >This is it... >I'm gonna... >I'M GONNA... >I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM >WAIT NO MY WHOLE FAMILY'S HERE >Run to the bathroom to try to get it all into the toilet so it doesn't get all over my pants >Try to pinch my dick shut

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>>452434 Ugh, why you gotta sign up to use such basic shit? Seems sus and scammy. Too bad, I spent like a minute typing out how I had a proximity triggered bomb vest because I was escaping with information that could lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, and putting me in her lap just started the timer
>>462747 Okay, I'm going to share with you something that worked for me. When I was a young dude, I ended up having a wet dream during a sleep over at a friend's (we had been watching Tomboy with Betsy Russell on late night). I woke up, realized what had happened, and then had to walk to the bathroom past his mom and her friend who were chatting over coffee. There's no way they didn't see the stain or smell the aroma of puberty. It was humiliating and I resolved to never endure that again. So, here's what you do. Encase your member in a cocoon using a sock or handkerchief before you fall asleep. Kleenex will turn into paper maché, so make sure you're using something cloth, white, and definitely not made of paper. Next time I woke up at a sleepover, I had managed to keep the poison contained.
>>463662 You can flex any muscle to get rid of a boner.

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Anonymous 11/23/2024 (Sat) 17:10:15 No. 465265 [Reply]
comfy thread
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Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 00:15:07 No. 464264 [Reply]
GI? AI? Nope. Juts China
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>>464264 I'm sure they are 100% safe, and would like to spend much on highest floors
>>465422 >On one hand you're never short of someone to fuck, Have you seriously never heard of how fucked China is with sex ratios? Tons and tons of chinese men will never have someone to fuck. It's contributing significantly to their birthrates declining even worse than the west's.
People get used to living in these. The flats are freaking expensive, too.

Anonymous 11/22/2024 (Fri) 00:56:52 No. 465190 [Reply]
Maybe this isn't the best board to discuss venturing outside the house, but I do on occasion, often taking the train. I've noticed that if I spot an attractive lady on the train, I tend to "play" to her most of the ride. As in, she becomes my focus. I angle my best side toward her. Position myself to remain in her line of sight. Little things like that. I never approach her -- I'm not nearly attractive enough for that to work out well. But I still exhibit this odd behavior that I don't even like in myself. Is anyone else this way?
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>>465612 That's not the same thing. A woman's ultimate goal is to get chad's cum and then trick some beta faggot into paying for the resulting kids. Chad might not have the most money. She wants his cum anyway. >>465613 I didn't say anything about love. Go look up how many people take DNA tests and then find out their dad isn't the guy who raised them. Women love cucking. It's the perfect strat to get the best of both worlds. Resources and genes. To not acknowledge this means you're just gonna get tricked into being the resources guy, paying for chad's kids. To put it into even simpler terms that everyone understands, it's why they spend their youths fucking chads, then when they're old and used up, "settle down" with some guy who is more responsible, but they wouldn't have fucked before. There is a big difference between how they act when they just want dick compared to when they want money. Of course they always want the money, and they always want the dick, but they don't act exactly the same two both. Also, they don't want each the same amount at all times. It's also well documented that they want men with more masculine features when they're ovulating, and less masculine features when they're not. When their bodies want cum, they don't necessarily want the beta, they want the guy with certain genes, and that might not be the same guy.
>>465645 Jaw surgery or only fuck chicks who are blind. Got it.
>>465646 Why not jaw surgery plus money? Best of both worlds.

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Loser Exposed Anonymous 10/04/2024 (Fri) 18:39:10 No. 463619 [Reply] [Last]
Upload Justin everywhere
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Netflix Sign-In Made Simple ✅ james 12/03/2024 (Tue) 23:11:48 No. 465640 [Reply]
Learn how to sign in to Netflix for free easy, and hassle-free. Follow the steps in this image and start streaming now!

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Rape jokes Anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 15:53:30 No. 465639 [Reply]
Post your worst rape jokes and let's laugh about them. >I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

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Names? Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 13:33:43 No. 463842 [Reply]
Here we post girls who we're trying to find out their name and source of origin
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>>465382 Which one?
>>465406 Who that?
>>465635 A fake ai greta

If evolution is real Anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 17:45:39 No. 465542 [Reply]
if evolution is real then how come homosexuality still exist?? shouldn't faggots with their gay genes have died out thousands of years ago?
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>>465588 Um actually, posting on /leftypol/ abuse disproportionatly affects the BIPOC and LGBTQPIA+ community, you calling it cute proves youre RAYCIS
>>465617 Board owner, you are complicit in patriarchy and raycism with your inappropriate word filter
>>465618 That's a sitewide wordfilter.

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Why! Anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 20:10:23 No. 465623 [Reply]
WARNING! This is a petty little rant! I am very patriotic to my shithole country of Britain but (not the gov tho) however i have some problems with it. 1: My parents only make British food. Healthy sure but u grenup on banana butty for breakfast, 5 lone sausages for lunch and liver and onion or minced beef hash (no herbs) for dinner. 2: Weather sucks ass. I live high up and north so summers are about 12c here and spring, autumn and winter hovers around 0-5c. 3: Place and people including me is just fackin depressing. Fuck all to do but wait to drink on the weekend. 4: No jobs, no hope for the future, no fun and everyone hates themselves. 5: place is fucking poor as shit. (Nerdy but if you remove London then the rest of the UK is poorer than the US state of Mississippi). I got a bus stand outside that was smashed in the 90s, acouncil just built a sign next to it where to wait. 6: Things are crazy expensive. California or Canada does not even look that expensive to me and they get paid more than i do. (It still looks shit and expensive yes) 7: Authoritarian ass government! I can get 15 years prison for simply looking or sharing something that the government does not like. You have to register with the council/local government to build something as small as a shed on your property and they deny it mostly. You also need to register your chickens and birds to stop bird flu (they put a fence around a field near me bc the wild pigeons had bird flu... Except birds fly.

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>>465623 >(Nerdy but if you remove London then the rest of the UK is poorer than the US state of Mississippi) Bullshit. Bongistan is not that poor. Fucking Haiti is not that poor. The Burger South is Fourth World.
>>465624 Fourth world you say? *rubs hands together jewishly* Oy vey a free market! Yay capitalism!!! Hehehheh the stupid Qs love it! And all their shekels go in my pocket! Hahahahha! They worship the free market instead of their Lord Jesus! Hahahahhaha! They don't take care of the poor or orphans or widows!!! Hehehehhehehehehehehe they worship capitalism like their golden calf hahhahahaha stupid goyim!!!! They call taking care of their people socialism!!! HAHHAHA WE HAVE COLLAPSED YHE
>>465623 There won't be any places to run. Your population has been selected for all that Bad outcomes And it is happening everywhere you would want to ran to

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