Well, this took forever. I guess I'll take you through the whole journey.
I have developed severe /sthg/ brainrot over the past 2-3 years and my brain randomly replaces words that start with B or S with Bump and Sage, particularly verbs starting with B. At this point, I'm not certain if I was first recommended a Will it Blend video that inspired me, or if the phrase "will it bump" just popped into my head and I opened a will it blend video to have a reference.
I originally thought I would request it next time someone offered, but then I figured that people really haven't been taking requests here that much. So then I decided I'd do an AI gen and slap some text on it just to get the idea out of my head. But I tried 3 times on the website I normally use, and it just had a heart attack each time and wouldn't give me any results. So, somewhere along the line, I just grabbed my mouse and got to work.
At first I was just gonna have her standing there, saying the intro. Then I watched one of the ones where the setup is that the guy supposedly stole some stuff from people around the office, and I got inspired. At one point I was gonna have the link be the booru url, but I decided it would technically be more future proof to not use a real link at all.
I drew the background first, then Bump from the head down. I think it kinda shows, since her left hand is kinda too small, and her hips look too low, which makes her torso too long, but by the time I got to those I was just clawing my way towards the light at the end of the tunnel. The counter being uncomfortably tall was originally intentional, the idea being that it was a human house that she was too short for. But it makes the table look way too short, so it ended up a bit off the mark.
The reason her panties are showing is because all Sonic art must be at least one of horny or Christian. I suppose I could have made some wall- or counter- space for a framed "John 3:16" somewhere instead. Speaking of horny, I originally wanted to make her bustier, specifically for one boob to be just noticeably squishing against the box, but I just got lazy. In general, her pose was originally going to be a bit more naturally presentation-like, with her body turned towards the table as she addresses the camera. I'm realizing that I probably should have drawn her before the background.
Lightning round:
I obviously had a lot of fun using every fill pattern I could.
The only reference I used for Bump was that one ABT model sheet, which I pretty much directly copied the hair from.
I think the chest tuft makes her look kinda masculine, but she has double eyelashes, which obviously means double X chromosomes.
I realized that I happened to perfectly cover up the handles on every cabinet. After all that time I spent drawing them!
Looking at the time stamp from when I tried to do it with AI, this took about 2 hours. I seriously would've said 4 or 5 if I didn't have confirmation. Now my wrist and one side of my neck are relatively uncomfortable. PSA: Don't use computer mice in strange positions.
Hooph! Now I finally know where those exhaustingly long descriptions on art sites come from.