>>354 Goddamb cocksucking fat bastard used to take a year to write a book. Then two years, then he changes it from a trilogy to a quintology, takes 4 years, and hey that's still all good no problem. Then this massive douchebag of a shitlord spends fucking 8 years to put out HALF A FUCKING BOOK, but hey he promised to release the second half in a year so no problem. Then that other half takes ten years. And you know what anon? If you visit his retarded bullshit website to see what this donkeyfucking shiteating asshole is doing with his time ITS WATCHING AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND PAINTING FIGURINES. ALL GODDAMN DAY EVERY GODDAMN DAY FUCK THIS TOOL I HOPE HE DIES OF CANCER OF THE ASS! THE SERIES WILL NEVER FUCKING END BECAUSE THIS FAGGOT CAN'T FUCKING BE ARSED TO WRITE FOR FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS

>>354 The thing to understand about this retard, is that He's trolling. The point of his books was to shit on that little girl who loves unicorns and shiny knights, and wants happy endings with bodice ripping covers. The book pretends to be that for the first hundred pages or so and then just starts fucking with this imaginary every girl. And that's all it is. People like the writing because "it subverts tropes" yeah it's called trolling. And that enormous cholesterol factory of a subhuman fuckwad continues his troll in an ingenius fashion. Because when that little girl grew up and become a goth chick in love with all the rape, murder, and utter absurdity of life that he drivels out at glacial speeds. Well ole troll Martin had an idea. What if I don't even try to finish the series? Just keep it going as slowly as possible to drive her abd every other fan insane? So he does that. And then a problem happens. HBO fucking makes a tv show of it. Oh george was popping a boner then. Oh hell yes. See he knew the disappointment that was gonna happen when he trolled an entire new audience with a show that was inevitably gonna get delayed into the next millenium. But the problem was this. HBO said fuck you george, hired some random twobit writer, and finished his hellhole of a series. And now george having finally been trolled himself is too goddamn angry to even think of continuing his own troll. He wouldn't dare in a billion years write another book now. All the fun is gone see?

>>355 That one. Always brings me joy when I see it.

>>357 That was done from memory, I wonder how close to it I really was? Well you liked it anyway, and that's what really counts.

Didn't this fatass go "if I don't finish my book by July" lock me up, last year?

>>359 Yes. Still didn't finish it. Still won't finish it by 2022. Still hasn't lost weight. Fat fuck has the gall to say he might do another prequel book before writing Dreams of Spring, which might not even be the ending, he could always extend the series even more like his belly does.

>>354 That was me lol. I infrequently used 8chan during 2017-2018 for work reasons and what time I did spend on it was on /tv/ and /k/. By the time GOT finished in 2019 I really stopped caring about the books, and GOT finished on an awful note, not because Daenerys failed but because of how short and rushed the last season was. Total shitshow. Literally I have not thought about GRRM since 2019 until I stumbled across this thread after reading somethign about /lit/ in the GG general. Now that I think of it I forgot how much I hate that worthless piece of shit GRRM. He still has not finsihed Winds of Winter. At 74 years old there is a good probability that his prostate is nice and swollen. I hope he has this frustrating, unsatisfying tightness ins his groin after every time he dribbles out what piss he can, and then goes on carrying a half full bladder of piss until he can squeeze some more out an hour later and once again experiences that aggaravating inability to sufficiently flush his urinary system. I hope he can't get his dick up. I hope he suffers from high blood pressure for being so grotesquely obese for so long, for being so lazy and complacent about his responsibilities bodily or professional that the physical and spiritual fat slowly came to suffocate his life force. At this point I hope he never finishes the book. I want him to fail forever, dumb, smug, arrogant fat bitch. Can you imagine flipping your fans off because they want you to finish your career after giving you tens of millions of dollars? What an ungrateful piece of SHIT. He is still dicking off. He dicked off in Elden Ring. He is still dicking off in tv shows, public appearances, etc, and everyone in attendance sees this giant elephant in the room called FINISH THE FUCKING BOOK. 12 FUCKING YEARS. Can you imagine writing books for a living and being unable to solve your own goddamn plot? How fucking embarassing is that? It is like you proclaim to the world that you are a fatass moron. And that is why I want him to FUCKING FAIL. His legacy will be "I was too stupid to fix my own problem!" I could not answer my question. I wrote books for four decades but in twelve years I could NOT write fucking ONE. Know what else? This dickhead supported the writers strike in May. Can you believe it? Can you believe the audacity of telling your loyal fans to get fucked for over a decade and then telling other writers to stop writing for, what, more money? How can you be GRRM and want more money. How much is enough. Fatass bitch. YOU HAVE ALL THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE WORLD practically speaking, your dumb fatass is 74 years old and 300 pounds, your horizion is ZERO and you want MORE? What "quality" has Hollywood produced in tv shows, asshole? The series you were a part of, that you sacraficed everything for? It finished in the fucking shitter. No one knows about GOT anymore, no one fucking CARES about GOT anymore. No one even fucking REMEMBERS GOT anymore. That is how bad the last season and really the whole second half of the series was. And you want to give that garbage even MORE money? FUCK YOU! You want to give the shit that wrote OBI WANT KENOBI with its strident, loquacious, militant nigger bitch imitation of a Darth even more fucking money? FUCK YOU! Fuck the writers guild and fuck you. Defund the fucking union, fire everyone involved, give total power to the stockholders, privatize everything and get scum like you out on the street begging for pennies where you FUCKING BELONG. I bet your fatass would finish the book inside of a year if the fire got lit under your cellulite ridden, varicose vein riddled pasty white ass you dickhead! FUCK YOU! You will never finish the series. Your only legacy will be one of embarassment. Your estate will dwindle and be squandered by whoever inherits it. It will starve from neglect and cratered demand, and it will be all your fault. The GOT series will hamfist more white haired niggers and trannies into it in desperation, just like the death spiraling Star Wars brand, and everyone who gave you attention and money during the heyday will be there smiling, basking in our revenge as you roll over in your double wide grave they dug for you because no doubt the cause of your death will be your massive obesity. So the giant grave they dug to situate your gigantic body in will be heard across the world rolling over as the money and fame dries up over the brand, just like Star Wars! We will remember it and we will smile. We will chuckle to each other in person and over the internet about your END and everyone will be happy! An eternal laughing stock. That is where Star Wars is right now, one of the biggest jokes in entertainment history, and that is where you will be, if not already! You are a failure you fat fuck. Everyone hates you and everyone ENJOYS hating you. Every tweet you issue, every proclamation is responded to by the same public with "finish the fucking book," not as a exortation but as an insult! No one wants to give you anything but insults and smile about it! We are all prematurely and premeditatively pissing and shitting on your grave.The same massive grave to hold your fatass will be well fertilized to accelerate your rotting body into oblivion as the maggots and worms feast on so much saturated fat and cellulite, a concentration the likes of which have never been seen. And it was us! We will have prepared that! Your ETERNAL SHITHOLE! FUCK YOU!

>>354 Since 2019 I've fucked off on tvch.moe but the mods are so bad that I don't use it anymore and post on other altchans, including here. I haven't gone back to 4chan and never will given its ever increasing shittiness. I think I will start making 8chan.moe my permanent home for the future. The rest of the webring is shit or dead. Gahoole is a scummy liar and his vols suck big dick. Hopefully 4chan is shut down so the retards who fled there after 8chan died can be pushed back in. That is what they did. 90% of the site's users just went back to 4chan like the incompetnet cattle they are. If this place closes and the webring stays dead, I don't know what I'll do. Imageboards have been part of my life for over a decade. A void will open in my life, no doubt.

>>602 Damn. I was pretty close. I had never seen your rants before sir. But we think alike as concerns that fat piece of shit. >>603 Yeah. Death before shutdown homie. They can take it from my cold dead hands.

>>602 Amazing, and in that time he still didn't manage to finish his book. I wonder how much longer he's going to blueball everyone like he already has?

>>605 I stand by my troll theory. see above from... 22 months ago shit. Well its still a good theory. He will never release another book.