YYTB REVIEWS: ASSASSIN'S CREED 2
HRH Bumliness had a nostalgia trip and decided to play AC2 again for the first time since he was 15/16. He knew it was anti-Christian to the core with some ancient aliens bullshit for a narrative. Yet he decided to give it a go.
Gameplay? He thought it was shite. The parkour was awful and clunky. The fighting was boring and lacked variety. The stealth? Non-existent. This cannot be considered a stealth game by any stretch of the imagination. The fact that enemies can't spot Ezio, the main character, in a crowd of four prostitutes is absurd.
The setting? Beautiful. Incredible. Fantastic. This was the source of his bumliness' nostalgia. The only real draw of the game. Even though the game is old, there is something magical about renaissance Italy.
The story? Atrocious. The story is anti-Christian and very black and shite in its good guys vs. bad guys plot. It is profoundly anti-Catholic and utterly pozzed. Ubimerde was always "woke" and this game proves it. Ezio has no character development either although is perhaps the only redeemable part of the story because of his likeability.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted? The truth is that this game is shit and should never have been permitted. People only think its good because of nostalgia.
2/10: Wasted Saturday.