We should have a thread for discussing moments when announcers and commentators calling the matches say dumb shit that makes no sense. I'll get the ball rolling for this one. Jeff Cobb is doing a stalled inverted hold before suplexing a guy (classic move, to disorient them so they aren't prepared to take the suplex) and announcer asks Cobb's upcoming opponent ROH Champ Matt Taven if he's prepared for that. Taven makes a logical response: he trains on an inversion table for long periods, so this doesn't bother him. Announcer then says "I don't think an inversion table is any match for a man with this strength" Segway made no sense: Cobb isn't wrestling an inversion table, Cobb isn't lifting an inversion table. It's merely a training device used to get used to a stressful position. This would be like if you asked a wrestler "could you lift this guy off your chest with your arms? He weighs 300 pounds!" and you respond "I bench a 400 pound barbell" and announcer says "I DONT THINK A BARBELL IS A MATCH FOR A MAN OF THIS STRENGTH" This guy should be retired, get some ex-wrestlers to replace him, they tend to call matches much better and deserve the spot more.

Anyone else watching this?

Heyman announces Lesnar will cash in on Rollins this Monday >After Brock Lesnar learned about the one-year clause in the Money in the Bank contract, the question on everyone’s mind was when The Beast would make his move. Now, Paul Heyman has put the matter to rest: It’s happening this week, and it’s happening against Universal Champion Seth Rollins. >Following the McMahon family’s opening of an executive review to determine Lesnar’s punishment for “disrespecting” the Money in the Bank contract, Paul Heyman went on the offensive, declaring that his client would take a proactive rather than reactive strategy and would cash in on Rollins this Monday. https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/1134535304390545411 >There is still some suspense at play here. Heyman did not specify when The Beast would be cashing in, only that it would occur between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. ET, "at a time of [Lesnar's] choosing." Still, that doesn't mean the title is Brock's for the taking. Rollins is one of the only men to crack the code of defeating Lesnar, and with the champion at least having some specifics to work with, his chances of a repeat are higher than Heyman and Lesnar are likely willing to admit. Not dead yet >WWE Super ShowDown will play host to a first-ever battle between The Undertaker and Goldberg, but both Superstars have been conspicuously absent since the match was announced. That’s fixing to change this Monday when The Last Outlaw rears his head on Raw just days before the bout. What he’s going to say is anybody’s guess, but tuning in will be essential to anybody wondering what’s on The Phenom’s mind … and, of course, whether he ends up having some unannounced company … Roman Reigns to team with The Usos to battle Drew McIntyre & The Revival >Roman Reigns’ rivalry with Drew McIntyre has fumed ever since WrestleMania 35, while The Usos and The Revival are just getting started. This Monday night on Raw, the two grudges will collide in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that pits Reigns and his twin cousins against McIntyre and the cocky “Top Guys,” who are already one-up on The Usos following a victory two weeks ago. Which team will walk out of Raw with bragging rights? These colors don’t run >Last week’s Raw brought with it the grim news that the injured Rey Mysterio will be forced to surrender the United States Championship, as a separated shoulder will prevent him from defending it. Samoa Joe, understandably, is licking his chops and for a very specific reason: The Samoan Submission Machine has already announced he’ll be waiting for Mysterio’s abdication to take back what he bolieves is rightfully his following a controversial loss at WWE Money in the Bank. Ladies first >Lacey Evans cast aside her partnership of convenience with Charlotte Flair on SmackDown LIVE when she got into a post-match brawl with The Queen, though that could end up being a bit of a double-edged sword for The Sassy Southern Belle. On one hand, now she has Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold all to herself and as good of an opportunity as she’ll ever have to relieve The Man of her last remaining title. On the other hand, Evans now has no backup against The Irish Lass Kicker, and with Lynch having formed something of an alliance with Nikki Cross, that could leave Lacey down a man — so to speak — as she makes her move. Time will tell if her strategy pays off or if Evans has made a grave tactical error.

Today is the day for a PPV that almost everyone forgot was even happening. Starts at 7 PM ET. Card: >Universal Champion Seth Rollins vs. Baron Corbin >WWE Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler (Steel Cage Match) <Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold vs. Lacey Evans <SmackDown Women’s Champion Booley vs. Alexa Bliss >Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre >United States Champion Samoa Joe vs. Ricochet >SmackDown Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan vs. Heavy Machinery >Big E & Xavier Woods vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tony Nese vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Drew Gulak (Triple Threat Match)

ITT: wrestlers that don't deserve it so bad

Link to the vid : https://youtu.be/gkpzuUYBs08

Are guys like zack ryder, tyler breeze or revival the ultimate cucks? They think so highly of themselves and at the same time beg for chances like "g-guys were good wrestlers, just wait till our turn comes…" while they perfectly know their time will never come. Why do they stay in the company, isn't betting on yourself and your own improvement more important than just getting a paycheck? Ryder should have left after vince sabotaged his popularity but he has no balls, a true cuck. Revival will keep whining and pleading to watch their matches on fucking main event. Breeze is "just happy to be there :)". People like them get nothing and deserve nothing. I feel it was a rib at them when they wrote that "fuck all these complacent superstarts who are just happy with what they get and never reach out for more" promos for Drew who is epitome of going away from wwe and improving so hard they want him back, protect him really hard and even considered putting him in that crown jewel UC match to make it triple threat (rumor via swole jew iirc). Even if he doesnt get into the match he's basically only guy who's bitchslapping braun strowman on weekly basis now. You HAVE to be a literal cuck to do shit like this

Kickoff show at 1PM ET Main Show at 2PM ET Don't know who here is going to watch it, I don't even know if I will, I'll try maybe.

Seriously, this Uncaged release is dogshit. 12 tracks instead of the usual 16, and two of those are brand new which goes against the whole point of the Uncaged albums. Malenko's theme hasn't been remastered, Lesnar's first theme is an earlier version than the one they used in the ring, Ringmaster's theme is a shitty remake because they lost the original, Nash and Masters' themes can be and probably have been ripped from the PS2 games long ago and who the fuck wanted Droz's or Essa Rios' themes? The only things of worth on the whole album is the DX 2000 theme, Lex Luger's 1993 theme with the failed "Made in the USA" gimmick that only started because Hogan's departure left a noticeable void in the roster, and HHH's jobber theme when he was a part of The Corporation. Everything else is unwanted trash. Write what you want to see for Uncaged V onwards ITT please.

It's time, good brothers Once againe we have been nominated for the sitewide 8chanmania tournament. Last time, /ourguy/ Bo Dallas made history after surviving TWO iron an matches against /test/'s representative, W.I.P Same like the last time, nominate 1 guy per anon, we roll them up in a poll and we vote for who should represent us in the tournament booleyfag not allowed

Stephanie McMahons on the cover of playboy this month. Will triple H ever recover?

For when the old thread gets full.

Some crappy magazine has an article on how they bury people in WWE these days. Kind of thing you autists might like. Not sure why a sports journal has a 5 page article on a fake sport