RAW: Unsafe Workers Edition The Rowdy One takes on Ruby riotttttttttt >Just five days before Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey teams with The Bella Twins to face The riotttttttttt Squad at WWE Super Show-Down, The Rowdy One will go one-on-one with the opposing trio’s leader, live on Raw in Seattle. >This past Monday night, The riotttttttttt Squad conquered Nikki, Brie and Ronda’s best friend Natalya in a Six-Woman Tag Team Match, giving the group some key momentum heading into the anticipated clash in Melbourne, Australia. Can The Baddest Woman on the Planet attain a measure of retribution against riotttttttttt on Raw? Shawn Michaels heads to final Raw before WWE Super Show-Down >Sensing that Shawn Michaels will insert himself into his final battle against Triple H at WWE Super Show-Down, The Undertaker enlisted his brother Kane to watch his back in Melbourne, Australia and keep HBK at bay. >As the longstanding rivalry between The Game and The Phenom continues to intensify, Michaels drops in on the final Raw before WWE Super Show-Down and will no doubt have much to say about his best friend’s last dance with The Deadman. >Will The Showstopper further provoke The Undertaker (and perhaps his brother) before heading Down Under? Bobby Lashley gets his hands on Kevin Owens before WWE Super Show-Down >One week after Bobby Lashley’s match against Elias ended in chaos thanks to Kevin Owens’ furious pursuit of the outspoken Lio Rush — putting KO on a literal collision course with the powerhouse — Lashley will square off with Owens on Raw in Seattle. Moments after Owens got The Living Truth disqualified, Lashley saved Rush from a 2-on-1 attack by KO and Elias, both of whom fled the ring to evade the dominant Superstar’s wrath. >With The Man of the Hour by his side, will Lashley get some retribution against the former Universal Champion when they collide on Raw, five days before Lashley teams with John Cena to take on Owens and Elias in tag team action at WWE Super Show-Down? The Shield stand united despite Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre’s mind games >Despite the manipulative efforts of Braun Strowman and Raw Tag Team Champions Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre, Dean Ambrose’s Shield brotherhood with Universal Champion Roman Reigns and Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins has never been stronger, as evidenced by their decisive victory over Acting Raw General Manager Baron Corbin & AOP in this past Monday night’s main event.

HISTORIC TRAILBLAZING Edition Toni Storm vs. Io Shirai (Mae Young Classic 2018 Finals) >After eight weeks of intense action featuring 32 of the world’s top female wrestlers, the 2018 Mae Young Classic has come down to two competitors. >Australia’s Toni Storm will battle Japan’s Io Shirai in the tournament Finals this Sunday at WWE Evolution, the first-ever all-women’s pay-per-view, which streams live, exclusively on the award-winning WWE Network. >In making it to this point, Storm and Shirai have exhibited tremendous heart and determination, as well as demonstrated their considerable firepower. The Lightning Down Under, who advanced to the Semifinals in last year’s tournament, earned her berth with victories over Jinny, Hiroyo Matsumoto, Mia Yim and the iconic Meiko Satomura. The Genius of the Sky, meanwhile, triumphed over Xia Brookside, Zeuxis and Deonna Purrazzo before besting the vicious Rhea Ripley. >With those tough battles behind them, Storm and Shirai now prepare to meet head-on. Will Storm’s hard-hitting offense, highlighted by her ferocious Storm Zero Tiger Driver, spell victory for the popular Aussie? Or can The Genius of the Sky, whose signing with WWE made headlines around the globe this past summer, follow in the footsteps of her good friend Kairi Sane and take home the Mae Young Classic trophy? >See for yourself when history is made at WWE Evolution, streaming live this Sunday at 7 ET/4 PT, exclusively on WWE Network! NXT Women’s Champion Kairi Sane vs. Shayna Baszler >One classic rivalry has already been renewed for WWE Evolution. Now, it has been confirmed the groundBREAKing all-women’s pay-per-view will host another. >NXT Women’s Champion Kairi Sane and Shayna Baszler will once again turn up the heat within their scorching rivalry on Sunday, Oct. 28, as they go toe-to-toe with the top prize of the NXT Women’s division on the line. >The Pirate Princess and The Queen of Spades have been embroiled in highly personal competition ever since they first collided in the 2017 Mae Young Classic Final, which resulted in Sane coming out on top to claim the prestigious honor of inaugural Mae Young Classic winner. Both Superstars would then go on to channel their aggression in two more thrilling matches. Baszler topped Sane on NXT in February, but The Pirate Princess later evened the score at TakeOver: Brooklyn IV, picking up the NXT Women’s Title in the process. Since Brooklyn, though, Baszler has been incensed on cutting her rival’s reign short and dominating the black-and-yellow brand with a championship-clad iron fist. >Will Sane be able to stop The Queen of Spades in her tracks and maintain her position as the black flagbearer for the NXT Women’s division? Or will The Pirate Princess’s newfound “killer instinct” fall to Baszler’s coldblooded fury? >Don’t miss WWE Evolution, streaming Sunday, Oct. 28, at 7 ET/4 PT, live on the award-winning WWE Network. Historic Women’s Battle Royal Match (for a future Women’s Championship opportunity)

this reminds me of when Sargon says he "triggers the alt-right" kek /leftypol/ is pathetic. They like to think they're dangerous or even hated when they're just the laughingstock of all of 8chan.

First round begins tonight at 9. Can Killer Kelly knock off the iconic Meiko Satomura? >If you think the word “legend” is thrown around too loosely, just know this: Meiko Satomura, the 23-year ring veteran who faces Killer Kelly in the opening round of the 2018 Mae Young Classic this week on WWE Network, is, by any standard, a true legend of the ring. >A master of “Joshi Strong Style,” the dangerously skilled Satomura looks to show the world what all the hype is about when she steps in a WWE ring for the first time in her decorated career. Hoping to rain on her parade, however, will be double-tough NXT UK Superstar Killer Kelly of Portugal. Kelly knows all too well that a victory against Satomura wouldn’t only propel her to the Second Round; it’d instantly establish Kelly as a force to be reckoned with. >Can Killer Kelly notch the biggest win of her career against the final boss of Japanese women’s wrestling? Or will Satomura move one step closer to adding the Mae Young Classic trophy to her long list of accolades? Wales’ Tegan Nox flies back into action against Chile’s Zatara >After a torn ACL kept her out of action in last year’s Mae Young Classic, Welsh sensation Tegan Nox looks to make up for lost time when she makes her WWE Network debut against Chile’s Zatara. >Nox, aka The Girl with the Shiniest Wizard, is renowned for her match-ending knee strike, the Shining Wizard. Although the native of South Wales boasts an impressive high-flying attack to go along with her vicious strikes, Zatara may be one of the few competitors in this year’s tournament who can match Nox’s hard hits and aerial offense. The masked luchadora is also unrepentant when it comes to the tactics she uses, subscribing to the belief that the end always justifies the means. David vs. Goliath comes to life as Lacey Lane collides with Vanessa Kraven >It’s hard to imagine Lacey Lane drawing a more daunting opponent in the First Round than “The Mountain” Vanessa Kraven. Simply put, the ill-tempered powerhouse from Montreal is everything that Lane isn’t. >Standing 6-foot-2, Kraven has the obvious reach and strength advantage over the 5-foot-2 Lane. And whereas Lane, a product of The Dudley Boyz’s wrestling school, has competed professionally for less than three years, The Mountain brings more than a decade of ring dominance to the tournament. Yet, for all the size and experience she gives up to the hard-hitting Quebecois, Lane brings a thrilling, daredevil in-ring style that has already earned her an NXT contract. >Can Lane rise to the occasion in her uphill battle against The Mountain, or will Kraven chop down Lane en route to progressing to round two? New-attitude Rhea Ripley faces NXT newcomer MJ Jenkins >After making a splash in the inaugural Mae Young Classic, Australia’s Rhea Ripley returns to tournament competition to face new NXT signee MJ Jenkins in the First Round. >Ripley has undergone a severe attitude change since last year’s event. Gone is the smiling, excitable Superstar who was just looking to make a good impression. She no longer tries to hide her surliness or her sneer. The audacious Aussie has always been athletic, but now she pairs her freaky strength with a mean streak, trashing opponents like they’re somebody’s unsuspecting uncle who just stumbled into a mosh pit. >In contrast to Ripley’s rough and tumble ways, Jenkins is smooth and sleek inside the ring. A protégé of WWE Hall of Famer Johnny Rodz, Jenkins is a colorful and charismatic burst of energy, and nothing would kick-start her WWE career quite like winning the Mae Young Classic.

Bah gawd, it's the riotttttttttt Squad!

Kurt's gotten some heat for being boring and his only story angle so far, the bastard mulatto mutt son, falling flat on its face. Daniel Bryan has been pretty useless since Miz was moved out of SD and couldn't feud with him, and may be leaving for something that lets him wrestle. Who should replace them as brand GMs?

RING DREAM This is a dice RPG from the 90s exclusive to Japan using the GURPS system of rules. Includes a manga starring NSPW fangirl Chika becoming a wrestler. Has rules for all kinds of moves not defined in any other RPG. Unfortunately it was never translated into English. I'm wondering if 2ch has a /wooo/ who might be willing to help port it over. This will probably never happen officially. Would anyone else be interested in playing this game?

Show is Tomorrow and we still haven't made a thread. OCTOBER 8TH 4:00 EDT, 3:00 CDT, 1:00 PDT Tiger Mask and Jushin Thunder Liger vs. El Desperado and Yoshinobu Kanemaru for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships GBH vs. Toa Henare and Juice Robinson BC Elite (The Young Bucks, Hangman Page, and Chase Owens) vs. BCOG (Bad Luck Fale, GoD, and Taiji Ishimori) CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii, Hirooki Goto, and Will Ospreay) vs. Suzuki Gun (Minoru Suzuki, Taichi, and Takashi Iizuka) CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada, Toru Yano, and RPG KKK) vs. LIJ (Tetsuya Naito, Sanada, Bushi, and a new member) EVIL vs. ZSJ Kushida vs. Marty Scurll for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship

For the 2 people that will watch it live. Matches: "Last Time Ever" The Undertaker vs. Triple H The Shield vs. Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre ==WWE Championship Match (No Count-outs; No Disqualifications; There Must Be a Winner) AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe== Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey & The Bella Twins vs. The riotttttttttt Squad ==SmackDown Women's Championship Match Becky Lynch (c) vs. Charlotte Flair== John Cena & Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens & Elias

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YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED, BROTHER /WOOO/ ==What is it?==. /v/ Nominates 32 fighters to fight for the Champion's Belt and a chance to fight in the 33rd Mania where their deepest wish will be granted. This week we're having a site wide event and we want YOU to nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most, and then come join us at https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania on Saturday May 6th at 2pm EST to watch your fighters win!

Show is ALREADY this SUNDAY, no idea how ticket sales are but I imagine just okay especially since it just looks like a regular show card wise, although the main event looks fucking killer. SEPTEMBER 30TH AT 5:00 PM PDT, 8:00 PM EDT Here are the matches: Tomohiro Ishii and Kazuchika Okada vs. Kota Ibushi and Kenny Omega Juice Robinson vs. Cody for the IWGP United States title The Young Bucks vs. Guerillas of Destiny for the IWGP tag team titles Will Ospreay vs. Marty Scurll in a IWGP Jr. Heavyweight title tournament semi-final Hiroshi Tanahashi and KUSHIDA vs. Jay White and Gedo Tetsuya Naito, EVIL and SANADA vs. Zack Sabre Jr. and Killer Elite Squad

Welp, it was fun while it lasted. I'm guessing as a caveat of their rise in popularity this past year or so (particularly if they want to get in the WWE's good books), they've started unlisting videos that they now deem edgy, and have also started editing parts of their streams out. This includes their spelling bee video, which they have taken down from everywhere it was hosted on.

Megathread? Edition The Deadman returns to Raw to address Triple H >A series of increasingly personal attacks have all but wiped out any pretense of mutual respect between The Undertaker and Triple H as they prepare to battle for the last time ever at WWE Super Show-Down in Melbourne, Australia. Last week seemed to ice it for Triple H, who responded to The Deadman’s insults of Shawn Michaels by promising to “put him down.” Now, The Last Outlaw rides back onto Team Red to offer his rebuttal. Will this remain a war of words for now, or will things escalate into physicality? How will Lesnar’s return impact the Universal Title picture? >Brock Lesnar was told he couldn’t have a Universal Title rematch at WWE Hell in a Cell, so he destroyed Hell in a Cell singlehandedly. The Conqueror kicked the Cell’s door off its hinges and decimated Universal Champion Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman, bringing their title bout to an unprecedented no-contest decision. While it’s hard to imagine Strowman won’t demand restitution, The Beast clearly isn’t about to let the championship race pass him by. Could the record-setting titleholder return to Raw to once again demand his rematch? And if he does, will Acting General Manager Baron Corbin have the guts to turn him down? Can anyone hang with Ronda Rousey? >Far more decisive was the ending to the Raw Women’s Championship Match, which saw Ronda Rousey emphatically retain against Alexa Bliss, despite an attack on the champion’s injured ribs that brought her dangerously close to an upset. While Rousey is firmly entrenched as champion, The Goddess arguably provided a blueprint for combatting Rousey, and the division is wide open. Will a new challenger emerge? Do Rollins & Ambrose have unfinished business with the Raw Tag Team Champions? >While Braun Strowman may have failed to capture the Universal Title, his cohorts Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre retained the Raw Tag Team Titles in thoroughly impressive fashion, holding off an all-world effort from Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins. Lingering animosity between Strowman’s “pack” and Rollins & Ambrose aside, will anybody step up to challenge Ziggler & McIntyre? Find out on a must-see Raw, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!