>>41306 MAYAMAIL #5 satuday december 15 after i finish writing this i'll fall down the stairs i don't think anyone would guess i'd do it on purpose. i've planned everything so the damage will be minimal but the results maximal. what i have to make sure of is that my injuries won't be so severe i'll have to go to an emergency room but bad enough that i won't have to go to the party. first i make sure i have a good excuse for why i "fell" down the stairs, so i've loosened my shoe laces that i'll "trip" over. of course i'm not going to just throw myself down the stairs and let gravity do the rest! i'll make a controlled, careful dive that i will soften as much as possible in my arms. by doing this i protect my head and hopefully walk away with some convincing scrapes and bruises so they can't suspect me of faking it. i'll tray to pound as hard as i can on each stair so it sounds more serious than it is. at the bottom, i'll make sure they find me in a painful looking position. i definitely shouldn't complain about a headache or else they'll think i have concussion and call 112. it'll mainly be my arms and legs that "hurt" which makes it hard for me to move and I'll "unfortunately" have to stay in bed all weekend. of course i can't stay home tomorrow because i won't be able to "rest" during a busy party, so i'll ask mom to take me to grandma and granpa's to "recover" there. once i'm there i can relax all day with my phone, unlimited loempia, and most importantly NO PARTY :D:D:D and if i take extra long i may not even have to go to school next week so i'll have a week early vacation!! i haven't been able to sleep all week because of the panic attacks so i deserve that imo. its now or never... ahah so much adrenaline! but i have been preparing for this all week and literally anything is better than going to that party! i'll write up how it went tomorrow! if i can still remember that is, haha

>>41307 MAYAMAIL #6 sunday december 16 this weekend i learned that fantasizing about doing something crazy is much easier than doing something crazy all week i was making up reasons to do it, but once i looked down all the reasons not to do it came up at once. i stood there for at least 5 minutes until i suddenly thought of what i should have thought of much earlier. what would coco think if i fell down the stairs? and then i went back to my room tonight i waited for her to finally invite me. i had no energy left to think of a plan so i would have just let it happen last week i wrote this: i go pros: coco isn't pissed cons: i have to stand alone in a corner the whole time, fear, humiliation, shame, not knowing what to do or say, and being a burden to everyone just by being there i don't go pros: i don't go cons: coco is hella pissed and if i stay in my room (where else would i go) i have to hear how much fun everyone is having without that boring girl i can't go pros: i don't go and coco isn't pissed cons: ??? deep down i hoped i was brave enough for option 1 it sounds very nice without that boring girl

>>41308 MAYAMAIL #7 friday december 21 christmas break is the worst break. you finally have some time off, but you're forced to go to a stupid party with a stupid family and stupid christmas music. new years is even worse, drunken idiots who are going to make loud noises because the year changed digits. so instead of happily forgetting compulsory school you have to spend half of the break stressing over even more nonsensical obligations. pippi got in trouble because she attacked a mall santa. she called him an imperialist spy en shoot him in the head while yelling "saint nicholas is great" over and over. it was a nerf gun so he wasn't hurt of course but the kid on his lap cried really hard. coco was rather distant this week. furthermore the other day i finally found a personality test that fits me. the result is quite depressing so it's very reliable. i saved it so i can compare later if i have gone forward or backward. Attachment: (originally a now broken discord link. see the attached image for the result)

>>41309 MAYAMAIL #8 thursday, december 27 hahaha maya you scrooge, how can you hate on christmas? don't you love your fam- *ding dong* oh hey, it's my family “Hi Everyone! oh WOw loOK hOW BIg yoU've ALl grOWn!” “OWO cOco YOu're ALreAdy a Real WomAn! how DOes IT feeL To PLaY rUGBy at tHe InTeRnatIONaL level? oH aNd dID yOu maKe thAt pAintinG ThERE YoURsELf? AND yOU'rE SOOO mUsIcAl tOo! what a GEniuS! WE'RE all sO PROud of YoU!” “WOw MymY I HEARD YoU REachEd A 10 In DUtcH! And tHat YoU SCOreD The wiNNInG gOAl aT thE KoRfBALl CUP! aNd ThAt yoU Do sO MUCH VOlUnTeER wORK, all The ScoUtS rEalLy LOok Up to You! can you PlaY somE AcCORDIOn fOR Us BEcAuSe YoU ARE SO gOoD AT thaT toO uwu” ... “oh hi maya.” but seriously maya how can you fucking hate on christmas hahahaha

>>41310 MAYAMAIL #9 hey maya, remember when you thought christmas break would be fun once the holidays were over? haha silly maya, if you don't come to school, school will come to you. SO because school was closed and they couldn't use the music room I was repeatedly treated to free rehearsals by coco's moronic band. i've always wanted to play an instrument but i never did because the walls are too thin. pippi would laugh at me and coco would try to help me all the time and i don't know which is worse. all four band members are in my class but i can't remember their names apart from coco. they make eurobeatfolk because the guitarist insists on doing something no one has done before without thinking about whether it actually happens to sound good. i'm sure coco has also realized how bad the music is but she only joins because they are friends and she collects those like stamps. do friends have value when you have so many? if i keep avoiding her i can brag at christmas this year that i'm the only one in class not to be friends with coco, which imo is way more impressive than caning her. the second-worst moment was when i ran into the bassist while going to the bathroom. i always listen through the walls before i go to see if the coast is clear, but she, on the other hand, haardly ever says anything so i made the wrong move. i opened my door and BOOM eye contact. hellos are my achilles heel so i stood there staring like a retard until she said hi first. she didn't and just walked back to coco's room. rude bitch. she talks at least as little as i do but she has friends and is in a band? do i look like i'm from chernobyl or something? but worst of all was when they spent the night. i was lying in bed still awake because of the eye contact incident so i had no choice. the night could be described as being forced to listen to a five hour podcast by the most uninteresting hosts on the most unimportant topics. jesus christ friendship is overrated.

>>41311 I accidentally cut off the end. MAYAMAIL #9 CONTINUED man... if i had a band, things would be so much more fun...

>>41311 >>41312 MAYAMAIL #10 monday january 28 uhhhh if this keeps up my weekly will soon become a yearbook i really should have known i couldn't keep it up weekly. once i tried to learn japanese, within three days i knew all the hiragana and katakana by heart and was full of motivation. but then kanji came along and i've never had the motivation for anything since then. but in exactly 6 hours i have a test and i had to do something ot procrastinate from learning so here i am again nothing's happened since vacation ended anyway. except when mom said grandma and granpa were looking for help at their store and i nearly had a heart attack. the fact that i don't have to go outside besides school is the only thing keeping me from cutting or something. and i don't think a checkout girl with the aura of an aborted blobfish will be of any help to them. but did she seriously think i was qualified for that? she must be even less informed than i thought. but i supposed your blood daughter doesn't really matter anymore if you've brought in two substitutes to compensate not that i have mommy issues or anything, like i'm waiting for another meddler like coco. as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut yet. anyway i've never really understood cutters, i tried it once after reading about it but it mostly hurt. maybe i'm just no miserable enough BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in a little over two weeks the third-worst day of the year next to september 21 and the day school starts will be here. and yippee it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting daily from now on i'll probably have lost enough blood to cut school convincingly haha

>>41313 MAYAMAIL #11 & #12 February 11 FUCK VALENTINES DAY so every february our school holds a rose campaign where students can buy roses for each other which are then handed out on valentine's day "hahahahahha maya is jealous because she doesn't get roses" wouldn't you know bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she herself gets about 10 roses every year and probably feels sorry for me so she always buys me one too. also for pippi by the way because she'd get jealous otherwise lol but the consolation rose isn't the reason why valentine's day should be abolished from the calendar yes, i know ever well that this """holiday""" is just a sham by stores to sell gross perfumes bbbbbut whyyyyy DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN ONE ROSE? to avoid the inevitable disappointment of being reminded of why i will never get more than 1 rose and having to remind myself for weeks of how boring and ugly i am is very very tiring hopefully everything will go back to normal after thursday valentines day sweet journal i got a second rose today it's lying torn to pieces in a garbage can somewhere everything is worse now i'll explain it to you later

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>>41314 ash wednesday well the long story short is: i got the second rose, was full of adrenaline and stuff, but it turned out coco had bought 1 rose for the entire class becuase she didn't want to exclude anyone and the second rose came from her as a kind of double consolation rose. that was a bit of a disappointment sooo i tore both of them to pieces oops it turns out that kind of thing is better done in revenge fantasies than in front of the whole class. so coco was going to cook for us that night and i locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she brought the food upstairs and apologized for HER ruining MY valentines day. then i felt even guiltier and decided that if she won't punish me i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep hungry. the next day was another school day now among people who hated me even more than they did before, so i skipped breakfast too and didn't bring lunch. the whole day i had too much of a stomach ache to remember that i was maya, so that was already a better day than most. i didn't eat again until dinner but really only because we were at the table together and it would be too obvious not to notice, but i felt guilty again when i was full so i had only dinner all weekend too. and i haven't broken my streak since then so i've been doing this for three weeks now. i've already dropped from 44 to 40 kilos but i always wear wide clothes anyway so no one notices. and no, i do NOT have anorexia because that's for THOTS who get insecure from billboards. what i'm doing is called FASTING, because that's what brabanters are supposed to do after carnaval to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnaval makes me want to vomit but you can't do that if you have nothing to vomit ;d

Translation notes: Pippi Langklomp = Pippi Longstocking = Mymy Sinterklaas = Dutch Santa Claus Pakjesavond = Package Giving, Like Easter Egg Hunting but for Christmas Surprises/Klassensurprises = Like a Secret Santa but You Draw Lots Based on Self-Submitted Interests and the Recipient Guesses Who You Are From a Satirical Poem You Write and Arts and Craft You Make (I translated this as "Christmas Party" but really shouldn't have) Loempia = Thin Indonesian Spring Rolls I understand why Massa thinks the comics are in poor taste. This was really dark and gave a perspective on Maya's character that a cartoon would never touch on. It's not bad, but it describes a young girl going through a fairly realistic downward spiral from bulemia into anorexia. Given how we now have everything Ongezellig, I imagine the timeline like this. >First Meeting >Propaganda >Coco's Birthday >Maya's Order >Coco Rugby >Mymy Korfball >Maya's Sweet 16 >Maya's Stream >MayaMail >Maya's Conversation >Ongezellig >Mymy Wanted The sequel to Maya's Conversation would be before Ongezellig. As for the scrapped future episodes, I think the right order for them given this timeline is. >Class Representative Elections >Coco Cures Bullying >Maya Becomes a Band Member >Mymy Conquers België >Maya's Friend >Queen Mymy >Maya's Cat >Mymy Versus Santa Claus However, I think something about Ongezellig (the episode) doesn't match the timeilne unless Massa planned for the series to run for one or two seasons. Since Ongezellig is set after MayaMail, the series would have be a school year and a half since the characters are 16-17 when the series would have started. I doubt the episode ideas he gave could make an entire season, but from his proposed episodes alone, the pacing and character focus would be too skewed toward Mymy as 5/8 of the episodes are Mymy episodes. I would have put Queen Mymy at the end, but ending on a holiday special is a cartoon tradition, and Maya's Cat back-to-back with Maya's Friend would make the latter half of the season too drama-heavy. Either of them would be a good mid-season finale or season finale, depending on whether Mymy's sister would have been a regular character. Coco Cures Bullying could be about Adam, who has a threatening design and Massa didn't think of a gimmick for, and that would leave a spot for Mymy's sister. I think that even if the series was picked up, it would have turned into the Dutch Moral Orel.

Pure fucking autism Bless this board and all that dwell on it!

>>41388 Thanks. Someone uploaded Kiki's unimplemented lines from the pilot. Interestingly, Kiki's VA was the same as Vera's. She has a decent vocal range. https://youtu.be/4mbQnoQa2dE Many other characters speak during this scene, so I assume it was meant to draw in viewers to the pertinent personalities of the cast of future episodes and increase total watch time when that was still relevant. Given the number of characters, my guesses are that he doubted whether he could have everyone he wanted for the scene stay in case Ongezellig was funded, or he couldn't find/afford enough decent VAs. Either way, the scene has music rather than a cacophany of voices because of numbers problems. It requires VAs for at least Kiki, Roos, Wiel, Rens, Cleo, Bert, and Sjef, and for Coco and Mymy to return. Assuming they make ambient noise when present, Koos and Yfke would need VAs as well. That's 11 VAs on the budget of a state animator and a woefully underfunded crowdsourcing campaign before its global spike in popularity. Given their appearances, Yfke and Roos could have shared a VA, maybe Anke's, Sjef and Rens could have shared a VA, and Wiel and Koos or Bert and Koos could have shared a VA, the difference between the two being dependent on the pitch of Koos's voice. That's 7 VAs for a scene lasting 26 seconds and assumes Massa wouldn't be an autist and raise the maximum amount to 12 by hiring someone for Cato's slurping noises, all of whom would be paid at an almost equal amount per line. Unrelated, but the Zarty recently reanimated Deel 6. https://youtu.be/2Rvs403xJYs

>>41388 I was expecting much worse, but fetish artists don't really seem to give a shit and are stuck with current flavor of the month turd trending on their socials. >ywn get beaten into a pulp out by a 'roid rage Mymy after having a heated discussion on which parts of her history books have been rewritten

>>41406 >fetish artists don't really seem to give a shit A large portion of the fanbase is against pornography of the characters. It's something both Xitterfags and various 'artyfags agree on.

>>41411 What? Why? Did they become the new Pepe the Frog and lewd artists have their thumbs stuck so far up their asses to the point of not giving attention the problematic people who understand the humor? Even Vivian James was touched by inflationcucks.

>>41414 Xitterfags see it as wholesome, just like their interpretation of Moral Orel. 'artyfags hate pornography in general and have harassed people who draw pornography of the characters. Rule one on the Zarty is "NO PORN". This includes camletoe, bulges, and nipples, despite Ongezellig being a Eurofag cartoon and opening with porn. Rule two is "NO GORE".

SABERSPARK FOUND IT, OH FUCK https://youtu.be/PQl04d-OT98?si=a563ejhiIxa6NLo7

>>41416 Well it was fun while it lasted, rip.

>>41417 The good news is that 'artyfags found the video, shit up the comments, and are harassing him. Bad news is that he's probably going to make a video on this and how "toxic" the fans are.

>>41416 >fursona Why is he a furry now?

>>41416 oh no

>>41420 Who's hank?

>>41419 He was pussyfooting around it for a while with a "running joke" that he was really a furry because he liked female anthro characters in the media he reviewed. He started doing reaction streams, then linked up with the woman you see in the thumbnail after asking her about furshit for videos and having her guest star (coincidentally, this is about the time his girlfriend stopped regularly appearing in his videos), and sometime after that he got a "joke" fursona. >>41421 Don't you mean Henk? Hank is a Breaking Bad character. He's a DEA agent chasing the protagonist's alter ego, Heisenberg. This scene is right before Hank's death, which he doesn't see coming but the protagonist, shown in the image, does. At this point, Hank has arrested the protagonist after obsessively tracking him and killing two cartel assassins, which is why he's being killed in the first place. You can connect the dots as to what the joke in the image is.

>>41416 >Video is private wew >>41418 And ignoring his personal army is no different because of his useless warning of: >don't harass these people yadda yadda and stuff It's more of a guilt free self-pat in the back disclaimer. >>41422 Also Hank's actor could easily fit as Curly Howard in case of a new movie of Three Stooges is in the works.

>>41422 Oh I thought hank was some indie game creator. That the twittertard was referencing. Not straight up the character from breaking bad.

>>41421 >>41425 Is a meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/walt-screaming-in-a-car The joke on this image >>41420 is that Eyepatch Wolf is a famous YouTuber (and a faggot) that have made some videos essays on obscures games, and every time he does this the community of said game gets ruined by normalfags, one example of this was the Fear & Hunger essay that he made that completely ruined its small fan base and replaced it with niggercattle. on the image the character Walt is yelling to indie devs (Hank) to not mention their game to Eyepatch Wolf

>>41416 Well shit, what did Saber and the furry chick say, because I'm guessing there isn't an archive due to how quickly it got privated? >>41422 Saberspark actually has/had a girlfriend? On a side note, I remember when an actual autistic faggot tried to guilt trip Saberspark into changing one of his thumbnails. Hearing him claim Saberspark is gay honestly gave me a hearty chuckle.

>>41429 >Saberspark actually has/had a girlfriend? Blue or purple hair?

>>41429 >that video What the fuck is this going about? And why do I feel insulted by him talking about autism. God I hate these people.

>>41431 He and the furfag liked it, apparently, and uses his girlfriend to voice his female avatar after he stopped voicing it. He reposts stream highlights on his Patreon, and someone has been maintaining that on Kemono. Should be up eventually. From accounts of it, he >thought the designs were adorable >didn't know what language it was in >didn't read subtitles >liked it but seemed checked out >presented it as anime/softcore porn for views >did not give a shit about the story or characters

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>schizoposting >ecelebs Man, this place gets worse and worse every time I check it, how's that even possible?

>>41456 >schizoposting Point to some examples. >ecelebs Ongezellig is a niche cartoon with a very tight knit and insular community. Exposure by a major e-celeb, especially one as lackluster as Saberspark, could be a death sentence to the existing fanbase particularly because there will be no new official content for it.

>>41416 I hate the sharty as much as the next guy but I hope they are successful in their efforts of shutting him up.

>>41464 >Schizoposting He's probably talking about the waifu thread.

>>41429 >A half-assed doodle is considered a low blow because of some terminal online shenanigans Just like the time when the Nostalgia Critic was shitting on Jim Varney's christmas movie.