DeepL translations of some of the oneshot comics and a oneshot comic I thought was weird, Maya's Stream. Maya is streaming a personal best speedrun for fifty woohoos in the Sims 4, but the layout and her expression give the impression that her goals are tied to a vibrator like a Chaturbate stream. That must be the joke. As Maths B and D aren't present in the Student Files image, I'll give an explanation of the Dutch maths system. Dutch maths is ranked D>B>A>C. A is basic math with a focus on probability and statistics also covering basic algebra and basic calculus. B is advanced math with a focus on advanced algebra and advanced calculus. C is "cultural" math with an intense focus on word problems which covers the same topics as A but without the depth. It's math for losers, underachievers, and the mentally disabled. D is an extracurricular subject that takes the material of A and B and unifies them. It has B as a prerequisite but cannot be taken if you've already taken A. Additionally, "sixes culture" is a Dutch-exclusive term for the student culture of underachievers. A 6 is the minimum grade required to pass a subject in the Dutch school system.
Clown Mymy:
SOCIETY
Are there any questions?
Yeah, no, that literally wasn't even a presentation, you just put on a clown suit.
Yeah, so what?
Mymy's Nightmare:
Hey (Flemish), you're finally awake! The Red Devils are playing soon! Stroopwafel? Well, I'd prefer a luikse (Belgian waffle), dude! Would it be alright if I spoke French? (French)
Maya's Order:
I would like a small fry (Flemish) please...
YOU MEAN FRIES (Dutch)?
Y-Yes, sorry... w-with Hela Curry (German spiced ketchup)
WE ONLY HAVE HEINZ
Oh... er, n-nevermind (no sauce) then
Student Files:
Maya Schoppenboer
Track: Culture and Society
Birthplace: Baarle-Nassau (North Brabant, Netherlands)
Summary:
Textbook example of sixes culture, has been passing exams by a hair's breadth for four years.
Gives a very unmotivated and uninterested impression and is severely behind on career exploration.
Possibly autistic.
Subjects:
6 Dutch
7 English
5 French
5 Social Studies
6 Cultural and Arts Education
5 Physical Education
6 Fine Arts
4 Mathematics C
6 History
6 Geography
4 Strength
4 Agility
3 Endurance
7 Intelligence
5 Wisdom
0 Charisma
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Mymy Schoppenboer
Track: Economics and Society
Birthplace: Nagasaki (Japan)
Summary:
I hate this kid so much.
A raging megalomaniac with a Napoleon complex stretching from here to Tokyo.
Weak to bottles.
Subjects:
9 Dutch
6 English
5 French
8 Social Studies
7 Cultural and Arts Education
7 Physical Education
8 Economics
6 Mathematics A
6 History
7 Geography
3 Strength
7 Agility
4 Endurance
8 Intelligence
2 Wisdom
5 Charisma
Cleo Venetiaan
Track: Culture and Society
Birthplace: Willemstad (Curacao)
Summary
Wants to be a professional musician.
Good luck with that, lmao.
Subjects:
7 Dutch
9 English
6 German
6 Social Studies
8 Cultural and Arts Education
6 Physical Education
9 Music
6 Mathematics C
7 History
6 Geography
6 Strength
6 Agility
6 Endurance
6 Intelligence
6 Wisdom
6 Charisma