The latest victim of shitty game translations is The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. A turn-based tower defense game by the creators of Dang It, Ron Paul!, There Is No Escape, and Master Detective. And the best part is that the game isn't even out yet, it releases on April 23.

It's that time of year again, to post about vidya that give you the jeeps, the creeps, the spooks, the whoops, and the chills. If you want some spoopy games to play but don't know where to start, theres: >Adventure <Alone In The Dark <Clock Tower <Curse: The Eye of Isis <Deadly Premonition <Divi-Dead <Eternal Darkness <Fatal Frame <Illbleed <Resident Evil (Pre-2005) <Silent Hill >Beat 'em Up/Hack & Slash <Dead Rising <Lollipop Chainsaw

>Try Lobotomy Corporation >Day 12 or 13 or something >Doing everything just barely right >Manage to suppress the murder cleaning bot once without deaths >Dawn event about to hit >Send some weak character to an easy abnormality >Begin suppressing Dawn >Smooth sailing >Suddenly murder robot breaks containment again for no fucking reason >Management guidelines say it's qliphoth countdown is only supposed to drop when moderate or bad work is done on it >Barely suppress it >But some people go insane and murders instantly pile up I have no idea what the fuck I did wrong. Time essentially doesn't fucking move if you don't do anything, and I was doing one fucking thing at a time. What is this gay shit?

https://keepandroidopen.org/ I know most of you don't care about smartphones or phone games, but this is probably important. A group of people are attempting a movement to force Google to stop mandating registration of apps with them. If Google enacts this, then you will no longer be able to install APKs in your phone that haven't gone through Google first. (Although, I've heard you'll still be allowed to do it through ADB, which isn't convenient at all.) By the looks of it, they probably have taken a lot of inspiration from Stop Killing Games, but it has more momentum going behind it since it affects everyone with a smartphone with Android on it. They still aren't asking for any money yet, which is nice to see. I'm not sure whether the organizers are actually doing anything though, The F-Droid developers also made a few articles on this: >F-Droid and Google's Developer Registration Decree https://f-droid.org/2025/09/29/google-developer-registration-decree.html >What We Talk About When We Talk About Sideloading https://f-droid.org/2025/10/28/sideloading.html

Did anyone here play these while growing up? I had a few of them. I just got to know that some of these games have been have been dumped and are usable on MAME, like this one: http://adb.arcadeitalia.net/dettaglio_mame.php?game_name=jak_spdm&lang=en You can look up more of these if you search for "jak_" in this database: http://adb.arcadeitalia.net/lista_mame.php?ricerca=jak_&arcade_only=0 You can find some of the dumps on archive.org. They don't seem to have the one I played the most (The spongebob one), but there's a variant of it: https://archive.org/details/frycook I'll try setting up MAME in a few days i've actually never gotten around to doing that except once a long time ago and let you know how it goes.

Silksong just came out and I started playing. They upped the difficulty of pogoing by changing the downward slash to a diagonal strike that also moves Hornet with it. I only beat the Path of Pain once and couldn't git very gud at Hollow Knight, so I dread the diagonal pogoing needed for this game's platforming areas. Post bug porn.

Whats your favorite game with Princess Peach anon?

This is NOT a thread for gacha-shit! If you want to discuss that type of content, make your own thread or take it to >>>/gacha/ The purpose of this thread is to talk about games playable on phones. There's really no restrictions on what can be discussed (Aside from already mentioned). The primary reason I made this thread was just see what "good" games actually exist on since no one really talks about it. Thus far, the games I can provide as reqs goes as far as: Providing links to Qoo-App because I used them to bypass the region-locking of the Goolag Play Store. They still provide links to the Play Store and the iOS App Store if you want to see the "proper" page. Also you should still be able to find "some" games through other third-party sites. >⑨Bullet Screen https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/14051 It's literally a 2hu fan game. >Card Thief https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/14387 It's a stealth-based card game where you attempt to sneak past guards and collect loot >Chimera Recollect https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/13280 Apparently it's a sort of "click to death" game where you play as a customizable monster that protects a child >City Connection Classic https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/17052 It's the classic arcade game City Connection with some new graphics elements. Mind the ads. You can avoid them by switching to "Airplane Mode".

I think Jon St. John is actually a cursed actor to hire for a game. >Voices Duke <Forever becomes vaporware, until it's not but ends up being trash >Provides voices for Twisted Metal 4 <The game was so bad that Snowy had to bring back the original developers for Black >Provides voices for Half-Life <HL on Dreamcast is cancelled >Replaces Mark Sheppard in the sequel to The Conduit <The game tanks and High Voltage has to shelve a dozen projects >The new voice actor for The Dude in Postal 4 <RWS is now politically correct Is anyone else seeing a pattern here?

We meeting at Coffee House today for a comfy /v/ get together This is NOT a raid you fagits This is just a nice casual sit with the /v/ros, if you're looking to shit, look elsewhere

GOG, a PC storefront that offers games DRM-free, has in recent years been one of the first stops for games unfortunate enough to be banned from Steam over its raging bias against Japanese anime bishoujo games. However, they now seem to be following Steam in unfairly discriminating against anime games. Tokyo Clanpool, a Vita game by Compile Heart that was recently picked up by Eastasiasoft for an English release on Switch and PC, has so far faced censorship on every platform it has tried to release on. First getting banned from Steam, then being censored and having its release restricted by Nintendo on Switch. Initially, Eastasiasoft tried to submit a censored version of the game to Steam, likely with the intention of releasing an off-site patch. However, since Steam banned the game anyway, they then submitted the censored version to GOG, initially merely out of paranoia since they had already been banned from Steam. They then eventually went back and tried to patch the game's content back in. Unfortunately, their initial paranoia proved well-founded as GOG refused to host the game's uncensored content. The content in question is a mildly erotic minigame called "Ether Induction", which involves using the controls or touch screen to rub the girls to gain stat bonuses in the main dungeon crawling gameplay. This type of minigame was typical of Compile Heart releases of the time. Steam, Nintendo and GOG all have other games featuring similar content that did not have to be censored. GOG in particular has full H-games with explicit loli content either uncensored or with on-site patches. Yet suddenly they will not allow this Vita game that was likely sold in general stores in Japan to have its content uncensored. It's seemingly indicative of a shift in policy towards Steam-level bias against Japanese games. For games like Tokyo Clanpool, options for release are becoming increasingly narrow as all four mainstream gaming platforms now block or censor them and even smaller PC storefronts like GOG are now joining the anti-anime, anti-ecchi bandwagon. Companies that used to specialize in such content like Compile Heart are now preemptively neutering their content in response, to the ire of long-time fans who are increasingly rejecting the sanitized content, manifesting in declining sales across the board. Eastasiasoft too, once one of the few remaining publishers proudly flying the flag of ecchi fanservice, are now throwing in the towel and declaring they will no longer publish games like Tokyo Clanpool. Their most recently-announced significant release is an otome game, indicating the direction they are likely to take, leaving the fans of Japanese ecchi games they once catered to hanging and reeling. All this while gacha games like Snowbreak and Brown Dust 2 taunt fans of old otaku bishoujo games by offering similar content on mobile, provided you are willing to sell your soul to the GaaS mobage model, of course, like a twisted siren song calling the once-loyal subculture of games like Senran Kagura, Gal*Gun and Neptunia to a soulless, predatory model of content that encapsulates almost all the worst trends of gaming in recent years. Yet another thing you can't talk about on Mark's /v/. Not even in the GamerGate thread.

We are on the /nep/ board on trashchan now. It's the Neptunia board from old 8Chan that was rescued by another altchan site before 8Chan went down. Due to Mark's spergery, and because of how fast it is moving now, I discourage using this site's /v/ board for discussion of Neptunia and Compile Heart-related topics. https://trashchan.xyz/nep/index.html https://trashchan.xyz/nep/thread/7517.html