Continuing the ANIME battle, Eddy pierces the edgelord through in a manner akin to a fucking Raikiri The Zabuza arc was the only good part of Naruto which them causes him to melt into black hair dye as he returns to Hot Topic the netherrealm. But the battle has taken it's toll on Double D, dropping him to the ground for the last time. Rest in peace, Edward Marion Somethingorother.

Nahhhhh, it was all a big joke, they're burying Rolf's chicken. The cul-de-sac returns to normal and the Kankers go back to sexually harassing the Eds as they are want to do (After all, they're probably the first example of western yandere most kids of the late-90's and early 2000's generation would know about) Double D, however, decides that taking moonlit walks with Ed was mega gay all along, and makes and effort to finally cash in his v-card by inviting the now un-vamped Marie.

>>30120 This was all a dream sequence or some shit? Fuckin gay.

>>30120 And so the second story of three ends under the light of the moon, as Double D fucks a trailer park princess in a filthy junkyard. I mean, I would. I'm not ashamed to admit I felt some weird things for the Kankers as a kid, probably the same reason I got into loving bully type girls in anime... and monster girls since they mostly fit that type But with that self reflection out of the way, we can move on to the finale, we've made it through the night of the were-ed, survived the solar eclipse, now we come to All Hallow's Eve Also, some random Kanker fanart I found while looking for the comic again on DA, since I lost the flash drive I kept it on. >>30123 Nah, it was real, and it's gonna get more real pretty quick here.

>>30124 Ok, but which Kanker would you lead to the junkyard?

>>30127 Your mother.

>>30128 You made the wrong choice, my mother is likely to brandish a knife at you.

>>30129 You are just making me more erect. She sounds like a keeper.

>>30130 I have not told you about the most damning quality she has- she is a negress.

>>30131 Yeah and that should be a problem, what with me being a white nationalist and a member of my local kkk chapter. But when it comes to yo momma anon. I got jungle fever.

>>30133 Please do not attempt to race mix with my mother, I do not need any siblings.

>>30124 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, hellhounds and hobgoblins, yokai and yith spawn. It is time once again for the finale of this trio of tales, the coup de grace of these harrowing Mis-Edventures (not a bad video game, btw, it ain't winning any awards but its a passable licensed game) Now come, let us journey together with the Ed boys and the time draws closer to ALL HALLOW'S EVE >>30127 >but which Kanker would you lead to the junkyard? Lee, I like redheads and girls with hair over their eyes, it's why Shermie is my favorite KoF girl and probably favorite fighting game girl overall.

I realize I forgot to comment the last few panels, but basically, Sockhead is That Guy who nitpicks movies and thinks he's the second coming of Roger Ebert, he exposits the origin of Halloween and then lets us know that the events of Solar Eclipse only happened a few months ago He goes on to wax poetically about being a werewolf, as usual, but with a curious closeup on some ravens (hint hint). But luckily, the Eds are throwing a killer Halloween party with all the cul-de-sac kids (granted by this point all these kids are basically PCs for Hunter: the Reckoning, so it makes sense they would stick close on spooky nights like this.) Everything seems to be going well until some unexpected guests arrive.

We've all been there, your buddy invites his gf to your party, she insists on bringing her friends (her sisters in this case) buddy pawns them off on you to keep them distracted while he and his gf go to the next room for some head. Now obviously, having the girls who were trying to kill you just a few months prior, and who have been bullying and sexually assaulting you for most of your adolescence show up at your party isn't ideal, but at least things are heating up. Sarah showed off a spooky trick vomiting ink, and hey, some more guests have arrived.

>>30153 Things are getting pretty spooky, with zombies coming out of the woodwork to chase our three dorks and their suspiciously unaffected dates. But after forcing their way through, and Lee absolutely decking zombie Kevin, they step outside and WELCOME TO YHARNAM, MOTHERFUCKERS! Unable to resist the call of the blood when confronted with a paleblood sky, Ed and Double D transform into loathsome beasts (Ed in his were-ed form and Double D into his neckbeard were-vamp form.)

After their transformation, Double D finds that Ed has maintained more control over himself than he's had in previous nights, being capable of speech and even higher thought (as much as can be said for dear Lumpy), there's those ravens again... But anyway, the two lycanthrope eds are menaced by a mystery man with a shotgun as Eddy and the Kankers continue to fight their way through the living dead.

Just before the group is made into zombie chow, someone rather brutally headshots zombie Johnny. The mystery man from before turns out to be Eddy's brother, who also happens to be a professional monster hunter. Showing insight into the nature of beasts heretofore only seen exhibited by inanimate planks of wood, he suggests that the group seek shelter from the horde, as the undead to not remain down for long. At that, Double D suggests taking shelter in the old haunted house from that one episode, and here is where we end part 1 of 3. Thank you and have a wonderful night.

>>30156 Now safe in the haunted house, the Eds decide to grill Eddy's brother as to his true motives behind helping them. Seeing as Big Picture Show is canon to NotW-E, it really is kind of funny that Eddy's brother's excuse boils down to "Oh yeah, I did beat the shit out of you, but it was so I wouldn't blow my cover, yeah, that's the ticket." And all parties involved just sort of roll with it. Also, he smokes, because he's cool.

Eddy's brother goes on to say that Double D made a little fucky wucky when he decided to rip off Underworld, since his blatant act of plagiarism UPSET THE NATURAL ORRRRDEEEERRRR! and to rectify it he needs a lead lobotomy. Unfortunately, he's prevented from sending Sockhead to yiff in hell (also, notice the raven gets shot, but it still alive... hrmmmm) and so relents to send Edd looking for a cure, and Eddy to learn the tricks of the trade.

Alright, here begins the shipping arc. You all know it, you know it comes out of nowhere. I've already joked the jester skeleton is a stand from how much of a non-sequitur it is. Also, I'm sure /k/ could tell you that rifle looks more like a Daisy Red Rider than a Winchester.

So, Ed and May have their bonding moment, and Double D and Marie get all mushy. This is pure fluff so there's not really much to explain Also, I want a yaranaika edit of Were-Vamp Double D's face on the top of page 46, you know what I mean.

Now it's Eddy and Lee's turn for the mushy love connection building. This time with the tried and true "teaching your love interest to shoot" setup. Even the ravens get in on it...

And so ends the awkward shipping arc, and par 2/3 of this story. I'm going to leave you with the wonderful revelation that May Kanker does indeed want the were-Ed knot. Enjoy, and see you back here on Halloween for the thrilling conclusion.

>>30195 Thanks OP, can't beat a Halloween classic.

>>30189 Welcome back, witches and wendigos, to the thrilling conclusion of this trilogy of terror. Double D gives some more exposition (including a handwave as to why the Kankers aren't vampires if the moon brings out dormant transformations) and explains that to banish the curse once and for all there needs to be a sacrifice burnt on a pyre, a burnt offering (so annuda holocaust, oy vey) to appease the gods. Now ready to kick some deadite ass, the gang saunter out movie style (Where did Lee get a cricket bat? I thought E,E,n' E took place in Canada? Is cricket as popular in Canada as it is in some other former Bong colonies? Or is it just a Shaun of the Dead reference?)

ACTION SEQUENCE! The Ed-Kanker alliance beat the shit out of their former friends and family, shooting, chopping, and generally fucking them up right and proper. Double D is at a loss on how to start the bonfire, until propane comes through yet again, I tell you h'wat

Even after sending the undead freaks to a clean burning hell (I tell you... oh wait, I already made a King of the Hill joke) the ritual is not complete without the blood of the being who disrupted the order in the first place, which means Double D eats some Double aught buckshot to the fucking face. And then in the afterlife, a mysterious voice calls out to congratulate him.

Yeah, remember all those ravens? Double D is now an ordained warrior of Fucking ODIN. Yeah, the pencil necked, weak as a butterfly Ed boy is now a wolf blooded warrior of the All Father. And Odin appears as a gay red wolf instead of something cool like a muscular adult Rolf. Anyway, Double D has been revived and the night has reverted back to it's original state before Micolash and the Mensis boys decided to drop some insight on the Peach Creek kids.

The night is back to normal, and all the cul de sac kids were sent home with just a fever and immense, likely irreversible mental trauma remembering all the times they died as zombies. But enough about that, more snogging (as the limeys would say) and the Eds and Kankers decide to continue the night's festivities their own way (i.e. Double D is gonna take them all to the junkyard for an orgy in that old van with the water bed and shag carpeting) But not before Eddy swears to train his Nen to become a better hunter than his Dad Brother, unfortunately EddyxEddy is on permanent hiatus.

Christmas is right around the corner, and Double D has decided he wants to be a based Odinist warrior with his friends (Fat chance since we all know Eddy is a jew). How long before he decides to go full Varg and start torching churches? Find out... probably never since this is the end of the series. Odin bless you this Halloween, and don't forget that being a furry is a-okay as long as the allfather says it is. This year flew by, didn't it? Here's to another 365 on this site before I show this tale again.

>>30225 As weird as this whole thing is, I kinda wish the person who made it made more of it. It's charming in some autistic way.

>>30228 the series is beautifully true and honest, even in its massive insanity and rewriting of reality. we need more true and honest content.

Now post the other comic where Ed falls in love with a chicken's ghost.

Always a great read on Halloween.

>>30228 A continuation where the Eds (and Kankers because why not) become monster hunters and travel around looking for work would've been neat. But I imagine the artist probably wanted to focus on their original ideas by this point.

Thanks for stickying the thread for Halloween. I will admit I kind of forgot this year, but eh, I've been doing it the last six years (Starting on OG 8chan even) so I think I can take a pass. Plus, 2024, 4 is bad luck in Nippon, so I guess there's my excuse.