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Most insufferable pfp types? Toshiaki 02/11/2023 (Sat) 05:14:14 No. 7441
What are the most insufferable sad pfp for "people" to have meet online? Please do post.
>>7441 For me, it's the generic male dog with a weird color palette (usually dark blue with neon colors for contrast) with a tuft of hair on his head that is different from the rest of his body, smiling at a 3/4 angle while looking directly at you with soulless eyes, all while the faggot's bio contains at least two of the following >some cringe "naughty phrase" that only a convicted predator would say >a bunch of titles that mean nothing, like "midnight bathroom philosopher" >#BLM #LGBTQA #IStandWithUkraine #currentpoliticalthing >pronouns of any kind >[insert fetish] enjoyeer/connoisseur >MINORS STAY AWAY >e-dating @somefaggot >links to donation platforms even if he does absolutely nothing
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>>7442 All true. And let's not forget >Gender/Sexuality "pride" flag as background, especially made-up ones >"homophobes/transphobes/zoos/pedos/rightwingers/'nazis'/'terfs' DNI/fuck off" >TRANNY RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!111!1 >Mental illnesses in bio >"I'm a professional artist" but still has to draw furry porn to live, bonus points for 'dropping out of' (read: Failed) art school/college >"nonbinary" "they/them" or "agender" >"asexual" but a fetish artist who draws vore/fat art, and/or has tons of sexual art of his/her fursona that was commissioned >claims their fursona is transgender, but it's actually a hermaphrodite, because these retards don't seem to understand the differences >honestly believes that harmless terms like cuntboy and dickgirl are "transphobic slurs" and threaten to block you for saying them >their fursona is a god/goddess, in my experience these people are the most insufferable faggots >they respond to any and all comments "in character" >otherkin >YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO REPOST MY ART!!11!!11 >YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO USE MY CHARACTER!!111!!!1 >I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO!!111!!11
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>>7442 >MINORS STAY AWAY Always perfectly acceptable since underage b& always show up in places that they REALLY don't belong. It's currently the best anyone can do since we haven't yet developed a "bugspray" copypasta for em. Otherwise on point. >>7447 >zoos/pedos Neither are good "people" and both deserve the kind of "goodification" that only burning at the stake can provide. >claims their fursona is transgender, but it's actually a hermaphrodite, because these retards don't seem to understand the differences Degenerate pedantry doesn't matter. >honestly believes that harmless terms like cuntboy and dickgirl are "transphobic slurs" and threaten to block you for saying them You both need Zyklon B.
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>>7448 >Always perfectly acceptable since underage b& always show up in places that they REALLY don't belong. Did you skip straight past teenagehood and immediately become 30 after grade school? Telling kids that they can't have or do something will only make them want to do it more. Besides, let's not lie to ourselves, most of us got into this fandom when we were kids, and knew about the sexual side long before we were 'allowed' to. Are you seriously going to tell me you never clicked a "Yes I am 18 or over" button back in the day? >Neither are good "people" Remember, we are using twitter's definition, not the rational dictionary definition. "zoos" = ferals "pedos" = cubs >Degenerate pedantry doesn't matter >muh zykyon Bee Edgy. Careful, you better not let the other degens over at /pol/ let you know your secret desire to stuffed with harmtaur dicks. Stop acting like you're somehow better than the rest of humanity.
>>7449 <Are you seriously going to tell me you never clicked a "Yes I am 18 or over" button back in the day? All the time, admittedly really the only thing I miss about being under 18 is being able to lie to websites about that, however. >always show up This is the problem, I did nothing to make myself visible. >Remember, we are using twitter's definition, not the rational dictionary definition. 1. It still needs to be said. 2. You're not exactly disproving them. >other degens over at /pol/ >Stop acting like you're somehow better than the rest of humanity. Considering I'm actually white unlike the average /pol/ user or the majority of "humans" I am indeed better. Also as a bonus to my superiority marks I'm not a furry, I'm quite comfortably a human, I just like furry girls.
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>>7450 >This is the problem, I did nothing to make myself visible. Yeah the underagers are certainly stupider than we were, that much I'll agree with. Witholding personal info was one of the first things I learned to do when starting using the 'net. >It still needs to be said Does it really? It wouldn't be rational to assume otherwise? I wouldn't think that regular people even on twitter would freely associate with those kinds of people based solely on them NOT having a 'keep out' sign on their bio. >You're not exactly disproving them. I've had the 'cub is not pedo' argument a thousand times over and by this point I'm sick of having it, but I'll say this, even if that were true, so what? I couldn't give a shit. Cub is hot to me and it makes me happy, it doesn't mean I'm ever going to assault a kid IRL because I'm not, I never had, and I never will. Same thing goes for ferals. As sure as playing violent vidya doesn't make me a murderous psychopath, so too does jacking off to animal people not make me an animal abuser. >Considering I'm actually white unlike the average /pol/ user or the majority of "humans" I am indeed better. Congratulations on your amazing accomplishment of being born a certain skin color. Want a medal? >I'm not a furry, I'm quite comfortably a human, I just like furry girls. The way you phrased that makes it sound like you think all furries are otherkins, we're not. But enjoy jacking off to furry smut Mr. Not-a-furry. Your parents and your race must be proud.
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>>7451 >Want a medal? Yes.
>>7461 >Yes. Too bad.
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>>7464 Your disproval is enough.
>>7468 You're still a closet furfag tho.
>>7450 >I am indeed better M8, being >56% white doesn't mean shit if you're sitting in the bottom quarter of the bell curve. Sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your racism loicense. >I'm quite comfortably a human So? Most of the board probably is. Why are you latching onto self-defined labels for your self-worth in the first place?
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>>7470 >closet furfag Sorry but I have no interest in furry guys nor do I have any interest in trying to be an animal and/or pretending this is a life style (which even if I did that why would I need to broadcast it?) when it's just a preference in girls. So by simple definition I'm not a furfag closeted or not. >>7471 >M8 >Muh 56% >Muh loicense >>>/caliphateofbritbongistan/ >So? Most of the board probably is. You're furries. So quite uncomfortable in being human (even if you're the more sane image board using furries) rather than my cozily human state. >psychobabble If you need to bitch go bitch at 7449 for bringing it up in the first place. I just responded with the truest statements I could, it's not my fault I'm just better.
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>>7472 >You're furries. So quite uncomfortable in being human Ask random people if fapping to furry girls means you're a furry, chances are most who understand the question will say yes. Avoiding things you see as degenerate is well and good, but what isn't is jumping through a number of hoops to call yourself "not furry", enough to double down on a nonsense claim like that. At the end of the day, you're still obsessing about some label with no practical meaning, like some kind of tumblrite. >psychobabble Nothing psycho about it, I took your words quite literally.
>>7491 I can sense cringe coming off of your video without even needing to click on it, so I hereby disregard you and your claims. Take it away for me Mr. Khan.
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>>7448 >Zyklon B Gas chambers ONE PROBLEM THERE: Zyklon B isn't that good at killling people, plus the "oven for burning people alive" stories are lies pushed and promoted by the Holohoax Lobby. There is no truth to the 6,000,000 Jews bullshit. Ditto for the Supposed 5 million or so Gentiles that were "gassed". >>7472 >You're furries. So quite uncomfortable in being human. How would you know about that for sure, doctor dipshit? being a furry DOES NOT automatically mean that said one is an otherkin. Why are you so excessively proud to the point of smug and hubristic egoistism about something you are born with (in this case, racial bloodlines and ethnic makeup) Mr. douchebag? Being born white is something but how is it an achievement, though? You are correct in that ancestry is nothing to be ashamed of, but who in the fuck made you the expert on what makes someone worthy of being called a human, asshole pinhead? >muh race differences between peoples are the same as species differences WRONG, race and species are not the same thing. Race is more akin to subspecies, something which other animals and some plants already have been proven to have. Indeed, its more than skin and eye color, no knockback from me there. However, having a smug, asinine, domineering, and hubristic attitude, truly pride bloated to that of a stage 3 or stage 4 tumor is gonna end badly in the long run, Fucko.
>>7526 >Zyklon B isn't that good at killling people That and the stories (even if it's 100% BS) is why it's perfect, it creates a multiprong feedback loop of terror. Also my interest in thermal dynamics long ago clued me into the basic facts that what the juden claimed is fiction. >How would you know about that for sure, doctor dipshit? being a furry DOES NOT automatically mean that said one is an otherkin. 1. How would you know that it's NOT the case, hmmm? 2. Considering the level of interest in NOT being human that furries have it has to be an adjacent form of otherkinism at bare minimum even if it technically isn't "proper" otherkinism. >but who in the fuck made you the expert on what makes someone worthy of being called a human, asshole pinhead? I never said furries aren't human, but as usual I am forced to behold the "awe" "inspiring" mental "power" of the average furry. Heh. >However, having a smug, asinine, domineering, and hubristic attitude, truly pride bloated to that of a stage 3 or stage 4 tumor is gonna end badly in the long run, Fucko. Sorry but, 1. I'm not into tsunderes. 2. Even if I was I already outlined in the comment you replied to that I'm NOT a furfag.


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