Wish there where more bouncer pics.

>>32075 The biggest challenge to building a baby bouncer is mounting. Elastics and harnesses are easy, but 90% of anon's houses/apartments have no viable mounting locations. The proper way to install would probably be analogous to a sex swing. But there is a catch: whereas a sex swing needs to be able to support a person's weight and the (usually parallel to the ceiling) oscillations associated with sex, the bouncer needs to be able to absorb weight from the little as well as the tension of the bouncer elastic. Overall, you should install at least 2 hooks for heavy-duty use, which simply isn't possible in some living situations. You could also use a sex swing frame, but that probably wouldn't be tall enough for the little to actually "bounce." Pic related is an example. A permanent wall/ceiling fixture is your best bet. >>32076 The last pic makes me neutronium. That little is so utterly helpless.

>>32098 >The last pic makes me neutronium. That little is so utterly helpless. And spent a lot of time, effort, and money on getting exactly what he wanted. Real pics are so much better than obviously uninterested models in photoshoots and it's not even close

>>32098 What would be the optimal set up for one? My Mommy and I are looking at building a house in the future and in the upstairs bonus room we're going to have a giant nursery. I'd like to go ahead and have it set up to be bouncer compatible haha. >>32075 There's a guy on Fet who lives in canada that makes pic related. If you're interested.

>>32075 Some more, incl. an adorable example of the sex swing-type apparatus I suggested.

>>32104 God I wish that were me

Anyone actually use one of these? are they actually fun? because they look like the kinda thing you see in this fetish where it looks fun but gets old really quick. That said, first pic here >>32076 makes me want to try using one as like a hammock whilst gaming or something

>>32128 Imagine jumping on a trampoline, but you are, like, half your weight. This is what jumping on those bungee carnival rides feels like. Can't imagine this being any different. Floaty and relaxing. Also keeps you in place. Seems perfect for gaming, VR in particular.

>>32076 That fat bitch looks like she's in a homeless shelter. Cute ceiling tiles.

>>32214 Which is hilarious because the local deli owner has taken to putting laxatives in the coffee pots and I'm living in a homeless shelter. What's that all about? Also 2/10 super gross.

>>32214 >>32217 I'm now going back to the deli and eating more food that could be poisonous. Everyone wish me luck!

I wish someone would describe what it's like to be in one of these in loaded pamps... I can hardly imagine all the squishy fun...

>>32219 Fully soak a high capacity diaper with a 2XL Booster pad doubled folded top fold and mid section folded over top fold length wise in the crotch. Eat a bunch of spaghetti the night before and sleep in diaper halfway soaked and fully soak it in the morning. Drink some coffee and take a huge spaghetti shit in it and soak it some more. Put a clean diaper a size larger than the one you normally wear over. Sit on the edge of your bed and bounce up and down. You will get the closest feeling of what it would be like to be in a bouncer. Enjoy.

>>32077 source??

>>32104 Was never much into the AB stuff , but something about being "trapped" in a bouncer like that with the mittens on really does it for me.

>>32240 The fuck even is a spaghetti shit?

I got to try one of these fancy bouncers with an aerial trapeze frame to support. I had to step up on a stool to get in, and the seat straps locked after being secured. It was so exciting and fun. Really need one in my home (after I somehow afford a house again..)

Anyone knows if you can fasten a bouncer to a wall-mounted pullup bar? Yay or Nay?

>>32075 >Talk about bouncers. This thread piqued my interest. While I’m not an AB by any means—aside from using a sippy cup at night for practicality, so I don’t spill the water I keep on my nightstand—I find the concept of lounging in a bouncer intriguing. A reclining model with a massage feature? I’d never want to leave it! Picture me watching Sunday night football in a diaper—my wife would have to wake me up on Monday morning lol. During a quick search, I came across a few interesting products: • Fisher-Price Bouncers: These seem more like a marketing gimmick. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re now collecting dust in a closet or have been tossed out. (www.famouscampaigns.com/2013/02/giant-baby-bouncer) • Upzdaisy: This is a commercial product from Sweden that offers international shipping. (upzdaisy.com) • BabyBjorn Bouncers: They also appear to be marketing-focused, but I didn’t find much detailed information. My search was brief; I found the images on Flickr. (www.flickr.com/photos/soybeanqueen/2851974211/in/photostream & www.flickr.com/photos/93507129@N08/8495672889/in/photostream/lightbox) • Red Chairs Similar to BabyBjorn: Someone mentioned that their college had chairs like these in their student lounge, priced at $3,000 each. The discussion took place on Reddit. (www.reddit.com/r/NewParents/comments/vpsqnu/anybody_know_of_a_company_that_makes_a_baby_bjorn) • DIY Adult Bouncer: One person got envious of his daughter’s bouncer and decided to create one that could support his larger frame. (johnmalecki.com/blogs/projects/i-build-an-adult-baby-bouncer) These options are quite fascinating and have sparked some ideas for me. I wonder if a lightweight DOM tubing could be utilized for the frame, possibly in aluminum? It would need to support up to 500 kg to ensure it remains stable under heavy loads (like me, my wife, and the grands bouncing, or just me and the wife :D :D :D ). Adding a massage feature would elevate the experience. Imagine watching a game or a movie while relaxing in a bouncy chair with a massage—what a perfect afternoon!

>>55001 Adding a few more photos:

>>55001 there is a video of sunnywittledays rocking in one of those and drinking from a bottle and it looks AMAZINGly comfy

couldent resist

>>55022 The massage chair modification is a brilliant idea. I could picture laying on one of these while watching classic horror flicks with my partner.