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Fuckable Fauna General #1 No you didn't poser 04/17/2024 (Wed) 23:00:42 No. 457833
The purpose of this general is the creation of vassal and companion species for the amusement of humanity on its eternal conquest. This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. Those participating in this thread recognise that: 1. Humanity holds ultimate authority but also responsibility over creation. 2. Carnal relations with anything that has not been remade in our image or originally created by us from scratch is evil and disgusting 3. Anything that threatens to subvert, destroy or reduce the power and sovereignty of humanity must be extinguished. In this thread I hope to discuss with you methods such as selective breeding and genetic engineering that will most quickly and effectively elevate base matter to the rank of cosmic companion. "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."
>>467422 >reverse rape Yanderes are the same fetish, like some super hot girl is completely madly deeply in love with just like sone randon lackluster shlub, nothing special about him, but hes everything to her for some reason. > bimbos Omigod i am like so totally into sexbrained blue eyed dumb blonde bombshell sluts who just want to fuck all the time, they dont care with who or even what, they have every sexual orientation, every sexual paraphilia, and zero standards, even though they look like supermodels who developed a voluptuous hourglass figure, its not that theres no fetish too kinky for them, more like no fetish thats kinky enough to satisfy their needs, they are also stupid as hell, not necessarily because they are retarded and more because their minds are just preoccupied with their obsession with sex so much thats theres little room for actual knowledge of thought unrelated to her getting some action, they talk like valley girls and are 100 percent natural even though they have looks most women would need plastic to imitate, her skills in sex are unparalleled, she has an instinct to find out what will make her partners cum the hardest and to do it most pleasurably, theres nothing she hasnt done and even less things shes unwilling to try (less than nothing =not only is she down for it all, she will come up with her own ideas to top it), all her other skills revolve around fucking in some way, such as fashion and beauty, to make herself look good enough that straight girls go gay, gay guys go sttaight, and other species develop a reverse-zoophilia for her. So, shes braindead, beautiful, and impossibly horny.
>>467460 Repeat male orgasms are harder to achieve than repeat female orgasms, as is keeping male interest after orgasm compared to sustained female post orgasmic attentions, there are challenges to each, they are just diffetent ones. But thats assuming iits about the challenge, and its not about the challenge. Strange you would think that way. Why would you think that?
>>467474 Because I'm an extreme sexologist sir. And having explored all pleasures known to man I have come to pride myself on my ability to fuck. Sir I am the best fucker in the whole fucking fuck game, thats also the title of mt doctoral thesis on sexology btw, please cite me.
>>467475 Your meth addiction will destroy you unless you get it under your control (if it's not meth you're on replace it with the proper term)
>>467484 Extreme sexology? I'm not addicted to sex, sir I am a professional. Okay you call me Dr. Anon.
>>467474 Males come one time because it is that is when breeding happens, it costs calories The only natural selection that would make him cum more then once was if he were constantly competing in gang rapes to reproduce
>>467486 Naw your just doing it wrong
>>467487 We have been selected to gang rape for most of our evolution
>>467488 Nigger I'll gang rape you
There's no way this professional sex haver is real they are just an AI version of me, I'm the real sex haver. I've had sex with real porn star trannies with big black cocks (I fucked their black assholes)
>>467491 ok Vampyr, chill
>>467489 No, i don't like being submissive and gay sex is just sin
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we must retvrn das thread to hmaf relations, speifially the domestication of parafungal entitites (enough of this fag slide discussions)
>>467493 Your lack of desire to participate is what makes it rape.
>>467720 finally someone getting the thread back on track. what is a parafungal entity, i tried looking it up and it is only giving results for this herbal tea thing?
>>467736 Yeah, and I want to stick my cock in the tea. Your all up to speed now.
>>467739 I'm fucking wheezing that is the funniest thing I have ever read.
>>467720 where did you find that picture?
>>467736 Look on YouTube. Black mold like resident evil 7
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Bump for future legal designer cookie (and other)
>>467722 >>467722 That is true
i want to not fuck a character. i want to be able to reach nirvana when i look at character that is the biggest bait in histroy and not feel sexual.
sexual enjoyment is psyche-related
I just bought a live catch trap which just contains rats instead of killing them. Any ideas on how to modify it, or the path to it, in a way that selects for high intelligence? Doesn't have to be too complicated since there will be extensive testing and selections afterwards. Also any suggestions for stuff like microbiome gut bacteria and the like are welcome
>>469682 Bait? No, it is cope with loneliness
>>470104 Aww, they can't get past the fact that quadrupedal animals have their skull attached at the back of their skull so their brain size is kinda locked in, also intelligence is unique to the animal. Ape's brains function like they do due selection pressure from having map out paths through trees and playing for social status based in emotion, corvids have intelligence based on curiosity What we should do is breed them to look like anime and have vags that look like cunn y and are compatible
>>470107 So basically I can just breed a bunch of rats (social animals) in mazes with high risk/reward.
Don't the animal fuckers have a thread in here already? Why can't you guys just stay in your lane?
>>470143 If you can't tell the difference you need to seek help for your severe brain damage. One is eugenics, the other is fetish fuel.
>>470109 no, we need to use embryo selection some mammal (could be rats) to get the physiology we want, then make tests we can use to get the personality we want
Wait... If this really is a thing, then why do we campaign for Democrats?
>>470220 >We No thats kinda just a you thing bro, cause your a shill and all, and as to the why, idk tbh I guess I always just assumed you got paid.
We in the since we want make a phenotype that is more or less a sex slave race


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