It's quite obvious if you read this book, which goes over actual reports and has very little well poisoning metacommentary. >Early FBI thought they were Air force projects >Early FBI thought they were soviet spy craft >There is a passage where they talk to a scientist and he tells them it's probably a radio guided missile. >There are passages suggesting the technology originated from the die glocke/sauce testing program in Nazi germany >Men in black are obviously just spooks playing a character in white face paint, very very funny the acts they would put on to put the scare in people All of these sighting started in the post 50's at the start of the cold war. During this period The US/Soviets lacked intercontinental reconnaissance aircraft to spy on enemy nuclear and hard target sites. If you listen to the passages on what early sauces looked like, they're obviously just high flying frisbees using the same basic principle. Probably rigged with spy cameras. The alien cover story started as a way to create plausible deniability if these things crashed. Or perhaps to keep the American public in the dark as to the fact soviets were spying on key government installations. And part of any good disinfo campaign is the government setting up fake leakers, making up bullshit stories on encounters and whatnot. Later this developed into a cover for experimental aircraft like the b2 stealth bomber and drone technology. There's also a chapter on how the cattle mutilation stuff was probably a cover for special forces activity or weapons testing, most of these cases involved unmarked black helicopters around. FYI they practice wound stabilization on live pigs. I can't believe people still believe in lmaos. Their sources are a pack of feds and charlatans

If you really had the power to bend reality why are chad pedophiles like Obama so rich, and dyel sigma faggots like you so poor? THINK neetie, THINK! 2+2= 4 1+3 -2 = 2 money+power=win the demiurge did nothin wrong This is just the facts simple niqqa. You are already charging my archon grid of death sigil as we xpeak. Hahaha castlets think dey b like arry potta or sun shit lmao just lmao gotta go new ritual murder just dropped

So, imagine this: you're driving your car, trying to look like an ordinary, unassuming citizen. Your car—err, I mean, a totally normal vehicle that definitely doesn't have an alien from planet "X" in the trunk — gets a flat tire. Naturally, you're trying to change it without, oh, I don't know, causing an intergalactic incident. Just another day in the life of a totally-not-a-secret-agent. Yesterday, I was in my garage—yes, the one without a secret entrance to my subterranean UFO hideout—just trying to maintain the peace. I mean, flying saucers take a lot of upkeep, who knew, right? But sometimes, being a highly skilled, and definitely not comically bumbling, secret agent isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like, it's hard enough to get aliens to understand Earth customs. Try explaining the concept of queuing to someone with three fingers and six eyes. So, anyway, what are your top tips for blending in while performing vehicular maintenance on clandestine flying crafts? Just asking for a friend. P.S. Don't mind the strange lights coming from my garage at night. It's...uh...mood lighting. Yeah. That's it. Mood lighting. Edit: If anyone sees a small green alien wandering the neighborhood, he's totally harmless. Just give him a Snickers. Apparently, they're inter-galactically renowned.

It could be a curse, or summon elder demons from across the nether, I don't care, give me a mistake to make, bonus points if it gets me laid or rich

Do you guys know any groups that specialise in lucid dream?in or accessing other worlds through your own consciousness and the like ?

Preferably real or believable. Stuff you could diy with enough money

I am the fuhrer, paranormally. And can prove it. This is a birth from a specific spiritual portal ye must holp. Also https://npo.nl/start/serie/2doc/seizoen-11_1/2doc-final-account/afspelen See if ye may even see it

What can /fringe/ tell me about the druids?

I’ll tell you on one condition…. You can give yourself whatever things you want but you must give me what I want with it too. Give me what I want before this Saturday please Here is the method and what you owe me (it’s easy don’t worry) pastebin.com/0v2Pf0EE Here is my wish you must grant me using the same method you’ll grant yourself wishes (except me instead of you that one time) (still do it from your first person) as in (loahelpmeplzthanku is sitting in a car he owns and is getting it washed by a woman in a bikini he just beat in a game of volleyball he looks so happy) Here please grant a wish of mine? I’ll try and grant it myself with loa but if you could help I’d appreciate it. Advice for Exactly how to (no offense) beyond just SATS (state akin to sleep meditation on a scene) or believe it’s already done would be appreciated. I’d like to make a bet with a woman( at least 19 years old and no older than 25 years old and no bmi over 24 and a bmi of at least 19 and cisgendered) that I could beat her in a 1v1 game of volleyball(in real life not a video game or tv show). Then I’d like to play the game of volleyball against her. Winner of the game gets there ca r clea ned by the loser. Loser must also wear a skim py swi msuit while they cle an/det ail the winners c ar. If you can please make it so I win the game I’d appreciate that. If you want to leave it up to chance/skill so she has a chance of winning that’s okay too. I don’t own a ca r right now so I guess I would need one first. Along with a gf/fwb/female friend who I can make said bet against and play with(have her keep her word if/when she loses). It’s cold now so if I have to wait a while(1-10 months?)that’s okay as long as I know it’s coming. Thank you in advance. I really want this. Like I said I’m trying to make it happen in my head but if you could help that would be awesome. Should I start practicing? I don’t have a volleyball around but there are some balls I could drill with? I haven’t touched one since high school and I barely even know the rules of volleyball soo….