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>Hulk Hogan's waifu be?
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and fans across the globe—this is your official World Tournament Announcer coming at you LIVE from the Cell Games arena! Brace yourselves for the entrance of the one... the only... the invincible World Martial Arts Champion… MR. SATAN!!!
He’s here, folks! The man who has carved his legend into the hearts of millions—the self-declared savior of our planet! Watch as he strides into the arena with swagger, confidence, and enough bravado to shake the very foundations of this stadium!
Turn your eyes to the screen! He just smashed through fourteen ceramic tiles—one… two… thirteen… fourteen!—and he’s not even breaking a sweat!
Yes, yes… the real power behind all this? The Z-Fighters? A bunch of flashy secret agents, magicians, or illusions—whatever you call them! It’s our champ, Mr. Satan, who stands here today, ready to—
(Oops, nearly skipped the countdown there, folks… sorry about that! Heh…)
…READY TO PROTECT US ALL!! Let’s hear it—who believes in Mr. Satan today?!”