>>534332 >I look like an Ancient Greek or Roman person bleach your skin like michael jackson. maybe you're still salvageable.

>>534344 try to approach a nigger while relaxing. guaranteed death

>>534332 usually your body and brain are completly repellant to death. your instincts will stop you, your body will try to function no matter what, and your mind won't allow it; even so to the point where your mind will go into survival mode(i.e. amygdala overdrive taking control of your brain) if you ever encounter yourself in a life or death situation. and that survival mode might stay for years even after you survive.

Just lay in bed 4ever lol??

OP here. I changed my mind. I've decided instead to transition. Effectively killing the old and beginning anew.

>>534705 you have an over-active default mode network (network of brain regions, that are especially responsible for ego)

>>534685 even that is painful

>>534705 This is not OP

>>534705 I'm still struggling with not being white and being born in 1st world country. I don't want to change my gender or smth.

>>534724 *not being born in 1st world country

>>534332 look up sodium nitrite and get an antiemitic and sleeping pill. read the pph

Eat the silica gel packet

>>534727 Will it hurt?

>>534727 Where do I find sodium nitrite?

>>534733 I want to die instantly without feeling pain.

>>534738 It used to be easy to buy, but governments started regulating the shit out of it, because it's so useful. >Making Amyl nitrite (That thing gay men use it to expand their butt holes) >Cyanide antidote >Making nitromethane >Useful reagent in home chemistry >Killing you're are self

>>534745 Is there another way?

>>534753 You might be able to concentrate all the sodium nitrite in SPAM, the meat

>>534754 I don't know anything about chemistry. Just give me another option.

In terms of no pain, the gold standard is inert gas. Helium, argon, or nitrogen. It can be a mixture, but nothing with carbon dioxide in it. Poisons like sodium nitrite, or carbon monoxide (from charcoal in an enclosed space) has more chance to fail, and make you violently puke your guts out, or land you in hospital. Someone has to have made a tier list for KYS. Helium is S tier. Jumping under a train is pajeet tier.

>>534761 I think skyscraper would be S tier

>>534761 I'm fuck hate chemistry. Please can I use something not related to it.

>>534762 I don't my parents to look at my smashed body.

>>534765 *want

>>534765 Yeah but like, in your timeline, it never gets to that point

Guys, help me!

I'm not white, blonde, and blue-eyed!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANNA DIE!

>>534332 Take a cold shower until hypothermia kill you.

>>534805 I'll die naked.

>>534819 Still work if you are not and why you will give a fuck ? You know even for a natural dead an embalmer is going to see you naked.

>>534820 Is there another way?

>>534822 Grow balls, if you where really suicidal you won't care about how painful the process is, people with a real depression are accustom to pain, cutting you wrist and falling unconscious is a fucking park walk. In the contrary you start to enjoy the pain as it make you fell alive. If you don't want to kill yourself go to the emergency service say you have a bad depression and have suicidal thought, the will keep you the time to give you a psychiatrist, some medication and some neetbux. and then you will enjoy your best life as a social outcast. If you want to really kill yourself make it useful, make it a political statement, make it bloody so every news paper talk about it, force the cops to shot you so the one responsible for your shity life as to do the dirty job.

>>534765 >I don't my parents to look at my smashed body. I wamt you to kill yourself. Not because i believe you want to (I don't), not because your skin is too dark (nigger is a state of mind), and not because i think it would be funny. I want you to kill yourself for being an attention seeking retard. I know what you're going to do. You're gonna make some half-assed attemp at self deletion like eating random pills or huffing exhaust, go to the hospital, then jerk yourself off forever over all the attention and pity you receive. Well, i hope you fail and DO end up actually dying like the stupid faggot you lived as.

>>534926 My skin isn't that dark, you bitch.