I'm back once again to report a near disaster that happened this weekend.
>Go on another RV trip for Labor Day weekend
>Don't even think of watching porn, chatting with nsfw chatbots, or fapping
>Blew an epic load the night before I left just to be safe
>Last day of trip, again
>Everything's all good
>But then, something terrible happens
>I begin to dream
>Things start getting spicy in dreamland
>In old elevator that only has buttons for floors 1, 6, and zero.
>Hot amerindian girl gets in
>Pins me against the wall and starts making out with me
>I cum before I even have my dream pants off (wtf?)
>Since I'm dreaming, I can't really talk, so I let out a muffled "ERM GERNNA CERM!!!"
>As this happens, the dream fades away and I wake up back into reality
>For a split second, I hope that the nut was only busted in my dream. This hope is shattered when I reach into my underwear and feel the semen. I smell it too.
>Everyone else is awake and walking around.
>imsofucked.jpg
>But then I remember it's not over for me yet
>After last year's incident, I stashed an extra pair of underpants in the bed. I grab it and put it into my pajama pocket.
>Stealth mode: Activate
>First objective: Make it to the bathroom so I can clean myself off and change into dry underwear
>I listen to the sounds of walking, talking, and the outside door to determine when I can get into the bathroom without being noticed.
>A window appears, and I dart to the bathroom
>Change into clean underwear
>Stash coom underwear in a small bag.
>Second objective: Find a place to hide the underwear
>I initially consider putting it into a bathroom cabinet, but there's too high a risk of someone finding it there.
>I decide the only way to hide it is to put it into my dirty clothes bag, and ensure nobody else looks inside.
>The dirty clothes bag is in the back bedroom, and everyone's constantly walking in and out of it.
>Third objective: Make it to the back bedroom
>Wait in the bathroom for a while, listening for an opportunity.
>An opportunity arrives, and I dart back to the back bedroom as fast as I possibly could
>Put coom underwear bag into dirty clothes bag, and shuffle around some clothes to hide it
>SCP in containment
>Fourth objective: Ensure nobody else finds it
>Luckily nobody else uses the bag or opens it on the ride home
>Offer to do laundry when we get home
>Coom underwear is in the first load I wash
That was close.