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i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do?
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Move to an isolated town and marry some church going 5/10
>>460590 this is good advice, just make sure you know her past, you're more likely to find a woman that thinks of sex as spacial in a church, results may vary
>>460589 (OP) Cut your dick off.
drink bleach, you braindead sack of shit
>>460594 Be nice, behave you little boy.
>>460596 No, suck my dick, bitchboi
>>460597 Yes daddy OwO
>>460589 (OP) Hey OP don't bitch about it. At-least your not me and you won't have to marry a copy of Nastassia Ponomarenko. I mean if your married to her, suicide is preferable. She will make everything HER WAY, and she will turn you a Nigger by Force.
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>>460600 nigger is a skin color, a skull space, and everything else that goes with a phenotype
Learn Korean, move to N Korea, become antipigdog amerimutt propaganda pawn, be issued gook wife who would be publicly executed via machinegun firing squad if she cheats on you
>>460604 correct, nigger is a synonym for negro. >nigger means ignorant person >Whites can be niggers too these are psyops
>>460589 (OP) become the cunt
Just be yourself around her, you'll be divorced by 33.
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>>460589 (OP) >i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do? develop a cuck fetish. some guys pay top dollar for that roleplay, you get it for free. lucky ass
>>464613 Whatever you say nigger
>>464864 You can't say that, that's our word. You niggers say nigga with an A. That's your word.
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>>460589 (OP) >i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do? You'll still be doing better than 9/10ths of most autists. Hopefully she won't gain 200 pounds and stop having sex and leave you untouched and unloved for years. Ha ha! Just joking, she absolutely will. Trust me.
i know for a fact that OP is either gay or he's not marrying pink pussy
>>460589 (OP) Who is forcing you? How are they forcing you?
>>464934 His landlord. His single income isn't enough to pay for rent.
>>460593 cut your dick off AND cut your nose off!
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>>460589 (OP) >31 there is no reason to Curse, Especially yourself, Bless and do not Curse as Jesus Christ Commands us. God Loves you and I'm certain He wants the best for you, you however should do your own part by Residing in Christ, which of course is for your own good. Do not be Wordly and Do not Worry, Seek First God's Kingdom and Pray Faithfully. God Bless you
>>460589 (OP) Just go gay and marry a femboy three days before your thirtieth birthday.
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Just find the best in it. Its not like 99.9999% of anyone else's life was, on average, much better or worse throughout history. Just modern society allows the 0.0001% access to our attention via the internet, which kind of sucks but what are you gonna do.
>>460589 (OP) > i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty I have questions Anon. First off, who's forcing you to get married? Your parents from either a third world country or a rich family? If so, find an opportunity to divorce her if you live in the States or in some western democratic country. Sign a prenup before getting married and it'll save you future headaches. Who is this cunt anyway? She can't be that bad, right?
>>468309 >Sign a prenup before getting married and it'll save you future headaches. Cite any divorce where the woman's attorney was stymied by a prenup.


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