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I fucked a wasp, ask me anything Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 02:28:40 No. 464807

I am currently in a committed relationship with a wasp queen, yes the insect. Ask me anything in the replies and I will answer. Here is the story/context: >be me >have a bug problem >this fucking massive wasp keeps flying around the room and distracting me >try for a few days to slap it out of the air, use a flyswatter, i even tried to use chemicals >nothing works >eventually have a funny idea >assume it would never work but decide to give it a try >open some porn and start jacking off >just as im about to cum i aim my dick at the wasp >bullseye >the wasp crash landed on my table, it couldnt fly but it was clearly still alive >wasp covered in cum is kind of turning me on >decide to keep it going >start jacking off whenever the wasp is nearby >usually i miss but its still really hot to think about >it gets to the point that i cant even cum to normal porn anymore >get a weird idea, couldnt possibly be weirder than cumming a wasp out of the air >start googling for common wasp food >nectar and bug bits >makes sense >dust off my old high school science kit and grab a pipette >go and touch grass for the first time in a goddamn eternity >take the pipette and pick up a bit of nectar here and there from some flowers >smear a few drops of nectar on the tip of my dick >withdraw the cum-covered wasp memory from my spank bank >wait a few minutes >just as expected, the wasp lands on the tip of my dick >start very slowly jacking off >the wasp is eating the nectar and somehow does not fly off >cum harder than ever >success >the wasp is standing on a mixed pool of cum and nectar and, from what i saw, fucking loving it >repeat this process every single day for a few weeks >start researching more about wasps >it looks like the only way the wasp could survive this long would be if it was a queen >its a chick >a surprisingly hot chick >soon i start applying less and less nectar to my dick >about six weeks after first cumshot contact, the wasp is now drawn to my dick with no nectar needed >holy fuck i think im in love with a wasp >ask me anything in the replies i guess

Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 13:01:53 No. 464814

Kewl

Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 14:00:45 No. 464815

>>464814 Thanks, also thanks for the picture.

Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 17:36:16 No. 464818

>>464807 Is that how the bug we gonna eat is being made? An bee or wasp beebeard the tip and vibrate buzz works too, beekeeping is hard work Honey made out of your own cum yet? Keep us posted

Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 19:03:09 No. 464822

>>464818 what. By the way wasps can not make honey, not to my knowledge at least.

Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 13:09:45 No. 464845

cool story bro

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 06:37:17 No. 464871

>>464807

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