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>>468354 What is so funny? I guess it's kind of amusing, also this happened yesterday. It was highly erotic chewing on that little piece that I pulled off of the main giblet.

>>468351 (OP) What does she look like?

>>468413 She's very pretty with thick, emotive eyebrows and cute apple cheekbones and long flowing hair. A bit of a cross between Ariana Grande and Emilia Clarke. I'm not sure actually, she looks unique.

>>468415 >my crush is a mexican tranny Good show!

>>468416 Uh, no. She's not hispanic and she isn't a troon.

>>468415 any pictures?

>>468445 Oh plenty, but I don't want to show them due to doxxing risk and her age. Anyway that sore throat is over but I did end up having diarrhea and vomit attacks two days later but that is likely due to spoiled meat I ate. I'm sure bubble gum out of a princess mouth that landed on GRASS didn't do anything.

>>468351 (OP) Any other stories or information about her?

>>468351 (OP) It's gum. It passed right through you. If you want her to be with you forever you need to eat part of her that your body will turn into nutrients your body can use. Try some leg meat or something...

>>468351 (OP) Just buy a sex doll. Real women will disappoint you. They seem nice and you THINK you want to be with them. But, the moment you live with one, you regret it. No matter how beautiful they are, they all try to be your Mother.

>>468351 (OP) OP, thank you for making me feel less creepy

>>470123 Can't share information about her but she reminds me a bit of a very young Salma Hayek maybe, I mean I wouldn't know, there aren't any tween pics of her around as far as I know. When I first met her a couple of years ago she was still very cute and friendly but over the three years that I've vicariously known her she turned into a bit of a cunt to be honest, also she's packing on weight, not that it matters much, but I think the crush is fading, has been for a while. >>470137 I'm not a cannibal. There's still DNA on that gum that belonged to her. >>470142 It's not about the sex, really and when it comes to compatibility, you just need to find the right persons. There's someone for everyone. >>470145 I was very drunk when I made the thread and forgot about it, at this point I'm like fuck it. You're welcome.

>>468351 (OP) I was about to ask if you were old enough to be on here but then I remembered this is fucking 8chan and we are all lunatics. Carry on.

That's... hot and excessive.

>>470157 I wouldn't call myself a lunatic, I'm certainly bizarre and obsessive with certain things but I'm not that autistic to not realize boundaries and I'm not a sociopath or psychopath. >>470160 Really? I mean, I felt a bit euphoric when I chewed her gum.

>>470160 >>470162 Really? That actually sounds interesting, would you mind going into a bit more detail?

>>470164 What do you mean? I think I said all there was to it with that post.

>>470208 Yeah but what do you mean euphoric? Can you describe the feeling a bit more? Were there drugs in the gum?

>>470209 No drugs, just an emotional feeling, like a dopamine hit. To know this thing that was in her mouth was now in mine, even tho it was tainted a little by the grass it fell on. Like kissing her curvy lips by drinking from her water bottle. And she will never know. That's about it. I don't have a desire nor intention to do anything grosser or weirder than that like trying to steal a piece of clothing or sniffing her bicycle seat.

>>470231 >I don't have a desire nor intention to do anything grosser or weirder than that like trying to steal a piece of clothing or sniffing her bicycle seat. Yeah sure

>>470236 Believe me anon. I'm not that obsessed.

>>470231 Have you ever stolen a piece of clothing or any other other object?

>>470344 Anon he already said no to that, a fucking week ago, you illiterate fuck.

>>470345 Where?

>>470346 Are you fucking kidding me? >>470231 RIGHT FUCKING HERE NIGGER, LEARN TO FUCKING READ ASSHOLE

>>468351 (OP) How old is she? If that's too personal then can you give an age range?

>>470348 Bit of an odd question. Why would that matter?

>>470349 Just curious, I want to know how to imagine her visually.

>>470350 No one under 30 is chewing gum.

>>470351 Can you at the very least give me a one decade range?

>>470352 I think shes 28, she said she was 25 and all girls lie.

>>470349 Take a hint. >>470353 Why are you speaking on my behalf? I never said these things. I can't divulge her exact age, and I sure as shit won't share information about the location or anything specific. The reason I made this thread was to see if there was anyone who could understand the sentiment.

>>470486 Is the hint that shes underage? Motherfucking pedos JUST CONFESS YOU SHIT

>>470487 This thread's not for you.

>>470489 Sounds like a yes, thread reported.

>>470491 The answer is I won't divulge an age because I don't want to divulge exact information. Take a hint. Or perhaps you're too much of a terminally online autist to understand this notion.