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AMA peeing in bottles Anonymous 02/22/2025 (Sat) 22:38:45 No. 469195 >>469196 >>469324 >>469372 >>469479 >>469487 >>469489 >>470174
I'm a piss in bottles type of human. I'm happy to give advice, respond or ask questions from all the human' Are into pissing in empty bottles laying around your house? (Yep) What types of bottles? (Simple plastic the cheapest) How much pee? (Half to full bottle) How long you take to move your big bottom to the toilet and empty them? (1 to 7 days) How much are you hating the smell? (Yes) How many bottles have you laying around full of your bladder juice? (This week 2)
>>469196 >>469324 >>469372 >>469479 >>469487 >>469489 >>470174
Anonymous 02/22/2025 (Sat) 22:43:47 No. 469196
>>469195 (OP) Pretty gross. How long you been addicted to drugs?
Anonymous 02/23/2025 (Sun) 01:29:12 No. 469237 >>469294
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gross
>>469294
Anonymous 02/24/2025 (Mon) 09:16:54 No. 469294 >>469297
>>469237 Those images are cool. Have any source? Sort of
>>469297
Anonymous 02/24/2025 (Mon) 10:50:33 No. 469297
>>469294 Wizchan
Anonymous 02/25/2025 (Tue) 21:15:03 No. 469324
>>469195 (OP) Send a pic with timestamp. Make sure it's at least half full.
Anonymous 02/27/2025 (Thu) 02:17:43 No. 469367
How effective are piss jars as ballistic munitions?
Anonymous 02/27/2025 (Thu) 03:16:00 No. 469372
>>469195 (OP) Why? Also do you recommend it?
Anonymous 02/28/2025 (Fri) 10:41:02 No. 469412
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can i drinky owo
Anonymous 03/02/2025 (Sun) 21:26:13 No. 469479
>>469195 (OP) Send a pic with timestamp. Make sure it's at least half full.
Anonymous 03/03/2025 (Mon) 01:16:23 No. 469487 >>469511
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>>469195 (OP) Me too, it's just easier than going to the bathroom 10 times a day I'm an Ocean Spray 3 liter bottle guy Holds all my piss for the day/night, big opening for my cock unless I have a boner
>>469511
Anonymous 03/03/2025 (Mon) 02:23:35 No. 469489
>>469195 (OP) >peeing in bottles Been done before. Let me know when there's an AMA about shitting in bottles. Now that would be a useful skill.
Anonymous 03/03/2025 (Mon) 19:58:25 No. 469511 >>469515
>>469487 I know you aren't OP but can you send a pic with timestamp. I am skeptical of this thread.
>>469515
Anonymous 03/03/2025 (Mon) 22:42:09 No. 469515 >>469596
>>469511 You want to see my big container of piss?
>>469596
Anonymous 03/05/2025 (Wed) 16:42:01 No. 469596 >>469623 >>469624
>>469515 Yes, I genuinely don't believe it exists. Make sure it's timestamped.
>>469623 >>469624
Anonymous 03/06/2025 (Thu) 02:41:17 No. 469623
>>469596 Fine, here you go, my Ocean Spray 3 Liter container of piss
Anonymous 03/06/2025 (Thu) 02:42:01 No. 469624 >>469877 >>469878
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>>469596 Sorry forgot pic
>>469877 >>469878
Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 18:02:08 No. 469877 >>469878 >>469881
>>469624 Okay I now believe you. What do you do with it when it's full? Do you just pour it into the sink?
>>469878 >>469881
Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 20:28:20 No. 469878
>>469624 >>469877 I recommend pouring it outside. Keeps plants watered.
Anonymous 03/17/2025 (Mon) 03:14:31 No. 469881 >>469992
>>469877 >What do you do with it when it's full? Pour it in the toilet every night then flush
>>469992
Anonymous 03/19/2025 (Wed) 21:58:07 No. 469992 >>469999
>>469881 You should store it in a big plastic tub until it's full, then slowly boil away the water in it one pot at a time while placing the reduced piss into a 2nd plastic tub. Once you are done with this, do the same thing again. Repeat this until it is reduced enough to fit inside of a frying pan. Pour it all into a shallow frying pan and then put it into a freezer overnight. Once you are sure it is frozen all the way through, take it out of the pan and very quickly place it into a cooler. Bring the piss cooler to someone's house and take the piss disc out. Finally, slide it under the front door so that when the person returns from work they will notice the puddle of concentrated human urine in their house with absolutely no reasonable explanation of how it got there.
>>469999
Anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 00:57:40 No. 469999 >>470000
>>469992 what a waste of good piss I thought you were going in a much better direction, that concentrated piss can be used for chemistry you idiot
>>470000
Anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 01:49:56 No. 470000 >>470001
>>469999 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD 470000
>>470001
Anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 01:51:01 No. 470001
>>470000 i just did a fucking bicentuple take when i saw the number on that one
Anonymous 03/22/2025 (Sat) 21:19:38 No. 470174
>>469195 (OP) Do you throw the bottles away with piss in them still or dump it in the sink first?
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