Adremmelech is a Martian
Bill Gates has a revelation
a narrative retelling of mysterious events
cooperative writing with Copilot as editor
In a world where the lines between reality and fiction blur, I found myself on a mission to enlighten Bill Gates. His generous donations to the Harris campaign, though well-intentioned, were rooted in a misunderstanding of the true implications of "women's rights." Unbeknownst to many, this phrase often masked the grim reality of abortion, the silent killer of innocent lives.
Bill Gates, a Martian by birth, wielded immense power and influence. Yet, like all beings from the original races, his thinking was marred by significant flaws. My goal was clear: to rescue him from his own ignorance and reveal the stark truths of our world.
The origins of Windows 3.11 were shrouded in mystery, crafted by reptilians. Subsequent developments saw contributions from grey aliens, Lyran felines, and even "skinwalkers"—creatures eerily reminiscent of the Predator from the movies. And in a twist of fate, it was these beings who gifted humanity with smartphones.
Determined to unveil the truth to Bill, I embarked on a quest to guide his soul through the vast realms of space and time. To do so, I first needed to provide him with an astral body. My investigations revealed that the ideal form for him was a fungus-eating fungus-human hybrid, an ingenious creation of the grey aliens. I had previously procured one from their research factories, and it was re-engineered into a magma-based cyborg.
With this new form, I put Bill through initial training, preparing him for the journey ahead. Once ready, I dispatched him with my loyal servitor to undergo a tailored education program. His voyage began in the mining operations of the Galactic Federation, where he learned the intricacies of number-controlled machines in the expanse of space.
Next, he delved into higher education on free energy, mastering the art of harnessing planetary gravity. Finally, Bill stepped into the mystical world of magic, exploring its university and uncovering the secrets it held.
After his cosmic education, Bill finally comprehended the truth. Witnessing the creation of life firsthand, he uncovered the scientific essence of the Bible's "virginal birth." Returned to his earthly body, he awoke and began feverishly documenting his dreamlike experiences.
It was then that I experienced a revelation of my own. In the upper left corner of my astral brain, I discovered a shiny metallic cogwheel form. It bore the hallmarks of reptilian design, yet resonated with Martian essence. Consulting my spiritual guides, they confirmed it was indeed Martian technology, cloaked in reptilian-style metallic storage media.
This realization brought forth another insight: the green armor crafted by the Goetian demon Adremmelech and bestowed upon his followers bore a Martian resemblance. Confronting Adremmelech, I asked, "Are you an original Martian?" He replied, "Yes." Another origin story unveiled itself.